Myspace Voodoo

[CM Mark]

Be searchin on Google people, let's get this #1 on trends!!!


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=myspace+voodoo&btnG=Search

[BroncTrucker]

what is the site they are using? didn't the opie say there was a site full of these messes?

[SOS]

Searched!

Remember you can hit F5 as many times as you want!

[Mbuggy]

What website are they looking at? I searched for myspace voodoo but only found myspace accounts. Please help I want to laugh at these pigs!

[enduser]

What website are they looking at? I searched for myspace voodoo but only found myspace accounts. Please help I want to laugh at these pigs!

X2

[supafuzz]

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/

[Three Hole Puncher]

Speaking of MySpace voodoo...

http://www.myspace.com/darianotoole

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

And the ugly reality...

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/Scan10101.jpg

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/sf_peeps3.gif

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/darian_beach.gif


Analysis...

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

-The photo is a head shot in order to hide the world of hurt that's going on down below.

-Her hair is styled to frame her face and hide the Jimmy Dean sohsitchs stuffed in her cheeks.

-Her bangs are combed down to hide her fivehead.

-A skim coat of spackle was applied to hide the wrinkles brought on by a life of substance abuse and failure.

-She is posing with her head tilted down to hide her porcine nose and her other chin.

[wasp]

bravo THP thats funny

[enduser]

Good job you pesky pests
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/enduser0001/Googletrends.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

And searched. Even though I missed what this is all about.

[krisko]

whatever dude suggested we search this is a really cool guy!!!

[chi/townO&A fan]

whatever dude suggested we search this is a really cool guy!!!

yes you certainly are.....:D

[4.6CrownVic]

Speaking of MySpace voodoo...

http://www.myspace.com/darianotoole

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

And the ugly reality...

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/Scan10101.jpg

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/sf_peeps3.gif

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/darian_beach.gif


Analysis...

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

-The photo is a head shot in order to hide the world of hurt that's going on down below.

-Her hair is styled to frame her face and hide the Jimmy Dean sohsitchs stuffed in her cheeks.

-Her bangs are combed down to hide her fivehead.

-A skim coat of spackle was applied to hide the wrinkles brought on by a life of substance abuse and failure.

-She is posing with her head tilted down to hide her porcine nose and her other chin.

:loll2: :clap::clap::haha7::haha7:

[IsThatATrain ?]

Speaking of MySpace voodoo...

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/sf_peeps3.gif




My question is - What the fuck is the nooser in the background doing to her head ?


Is he amazed by it's sheer immensity ?

Or does it look enough like a fat, black, nappy head ho's badonkadonk that he's seriously thinking of mating with it ?

Another possibilty is - He's sizing it up, and wondering what it will be like when he shrinks that puppy.

[25133WhooOoAH]

This happened to me once...This girl looked really cute and small...I go to pick her up and she was like 5'4 190....I panicked and she saw me and waved so I had to let her in my car so we drove around for like 30 mins....so awkward and made an excuse..and left.

http://http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00715/15/47/715557451_l.jpg

[Plunkies]

Analysis...

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

-The photo is a head shot in order to hide the world of hurt that's going on down below.

-Her hair is styled to frame her face and hide the Jimmy Dean sohsitchs stuffed in her cheeks.

-Her bangs are combed down to hide her fivehead.

-A skim coat of spackle was applied to hide the wrinkles brought on by a life of substance abuse and failure.

-She is posing with her head tilted down to hide her porcine nose and her other chin.

And STILL the picture is ugly. She looks like the Joker.

[Tax Payer]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 115 (11 members and 104 guests)
Tax Payer, 25133WhooOoAH, carcrash_69, Centurion_Rob, ConcertPig, DJ Donkeypunch, Kwik D., Midnight Rider, richvosstinks, shuffdabiz, wxchannelpussy


we have 104 lurkers on this page... kinda feels creapy

[25133WhooOoAH]

your weird

[Newmania]

Speaking of MySpace voodoo...

http://www.myspace.com/darianotoole

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

And the ugly reality...

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/Scan10101.jpg

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/sf_peeps3.gif

http://www.darianotoole.netfirms.com/images/photo_album/darian_beach.gif


Analysis...

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00162/21/32/162242312_m.jpg

-The photo is a head shot in order to hide the world of hurt that's going on down below.

-Her hair is styled to frame her face and hide the Jimmy Dean sohsitchs stuffed in her cheeks.

-Her bangs are combed down to hide her fivehead.

-A skim coat of spackle was applied to hide the wrinkles brought on by a life of substance abuse and failure.

-She is posing with her head tilted down to hide her porcine nose and her other chin.

Bravo! She looks like a mongoloid.

[Razor Roman]

The reason we have all the lurkers is cause if you go on the Google trends page and click on "myspace voodoo" Wackbag is one of the first things that comes up

[bucket-of-aids]

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/Love whoever runs this site. Quote of the day:

"Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at."

[Gatto]

Searched extensively yesterday :D

[bokeatong]

I just dumped a girl i had met online. When i met her she sent me a few pictures... Just face shots... I didn't think much of it, she looked normal enough from the picture, she told me she was skinny, and took good care of herself, so we kept talking for like 2 months.

Then, she told me she used to weigh over 300 pounds. So, I got curious and asked her to send me a recent picture. After, weeks, she never sent me any, and every time i asked she had some sort of excuse, why, she couldn't.

So, I, took that as deception. I went on her myspace page and checked through a bunch of her top friends pages. After a short search, it turned up 5 hideous pictures dated 1 week prior.

This girl must have been over 400 pounds. So she was right, she used to weigh 300... before she ate Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

I dumped the cunt... Not because she was a fatty, but, because she lied... and didn't give me a chance to turn her down day 1.

In Conclusion:
Never date a girl online that dosn't have an honest recent full body picture at a 90 degree angle.

Better yet... Never Date Online!

[Three Hole Puncher]

I dumped the cunt...

Didja?

[bokeatong]

Yeah, I, did. Why would I, have to justify this to you?

[Three Hole Puncher]

Yeah, I, did. Why would I, have to justify this to you?

So... you "dumped" someone you never actually met?

Stop with the internet "relationship" nonsense already. :icon_roll

[Plunkies]

The Boondocks had an episode about this....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Thudpics/ms1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Thudpics/ms2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Thudpics/ms3.jpg

[bokeatong]

So... you "dumped" someone you never actually met?

Stop with the internet "relationship" nonsense already. :icon_roll

I'm not trying to justify it, cuz, i learned my lesson. But, if you believe everyone has a kindred spirit, online dating makes sense.

Not everyone is gonna meet their perfect match right in their home town.

It may even be possible that your perfect match is in another country.

But, like i said, i'm only dating IRL from now on... no more pixelated relationships.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I'm not trying to justify it, cuz, i learned my lesson. But, if you believe everyone has a kindred spirit, online dating makes sense.

Not everyone is gonna meet their perfect match right in their home town.

It may even be possible that your perfect match is in another country.

But, like i said, i'm only dating IRL from now on... no more pixelated relationships.

You can't "date" someone that you've never met PERIOD... and, by the same token, you can't dump someone that you aren't dating PERIOD. There is no such thing as an internet girlfriend/boyfriend.

You can MEET someone online and therefore arrange an actual date, but until you've met that person, you're not dating that person now are you?

So this fat tub you "dumped"... what if it turned out that "she" was actually a black dude with a 12 inch dick... which "she" very well could've been, right? Shit like this happens all the time when people are using the internet to try and hook up. So... if that was the case, does that mean you would actually have been dating a black dude with a 12 inch dick? Were all of those losers who get caught in the Dateline NBC entraptainment stings actually dating underage girls?

Kindred spirits? I'm not even gonna touch that one. Stop watching Oprah already.

I'm glad to hear you've decided to join us IRL. Welcome to the RW.

[Hog's Big Ben]

In Conclusion:
Never date a girl online that dosn't have an honest recent full body picture at a 90 degree angle.

Speaking of online hotties...if anyone ever wondered what a 12-year-old with a 42-year-old's receding hairline would look like, behold:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5738/l90cc2620bc3ee8a91b4e6eza8.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[SatansCheerledr]

Typical slightly washed out self face shot.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/1-1.jpg


Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!





http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/2.jpg

[Johnny Cakes]

Maybe I'm crazy, but I dont think she's that bad.


However, the unkempt bed and the Propel bottle on the floor indicates she's not that good at keeping the apartment tidy.

[jackjack]

This happened to me once...This girl looked really cute and small...I go to pick her up and she was like 5'4 190....I panicked and she saw me and waved so I had to let her in my car so we drove around for like 30 mins....so awkward and made an excuse..and left.

http://http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00715/15/47/715557451_l.jpg

No need to feel awkward or bad in that position. She advertised falsely, and knew exactly what she was doing. Fuck her, figuratively.

[thegreenninja]

Yeah, I, did. Why would I, have to justify this to you?

I'm not trying to justify it, cuz, i learned my lesson. But, if you believe everyone has a kindred spirit, online dating makes sense.



Holy shit, I thought, that I, use, lots of commas, when I type, but, this guy, has me beat.

[topher520]

Ok I get it Now! wow was i lookin in the wrong place.:action-sm

Typical slightly washed out self face shot.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/1-1.jpg


Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!





http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/2.jpg

[Chino Kapone]

Typical slightly washed out self face shot.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/1-1.jpg


Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!





http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/2.jpg

So how many PM's did you just get? :huh:

[bokeatong]

Speaking of online hotties...if anyone ever wondered what a 12-year-old with a 42-year-old's receding hairline would look like, behold:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5738/l90cc2620bc3ee8a91b4e6eza8.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

I'm a handsome balding dude... i'm 23.

[Sevenyars]

Typical slightly washed out self face shot.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/1-1.jpg


Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!





http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/2.jpg


Hubba hubba

[jackjack]

Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!




You shouldn't be so hard on yourself... You're really not all that bad.

Huhuhuh.. I said 'hard on'..

[jjdjus]

You dumped her??? How do you dump a girl you've never been on a date with or met in person? YOU CYBER DUMPED HER... GAY! LOL

[Barry Fagowitz]

A friend and I were leaving walmart. I glanced at the wall in the vestibule where the missing children are posted. I stopped and just started laughing. My friend asked why I was laughing. I pointed to a missing 17 year old girl's pic, had to be her myspace pic, she had the classic Emo hair swoop, and the pic was taken from above. I said "they're never finding her". My friend didn't get it. So I had to explain myspace voodoo.

[SatansCheerledr]

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself... You're really not all that bad.

Huhuhuh.. I said 'hard on'..

So how could you tell these are not pictures I got off Myspace? Just cutious how you know.

[godojo]

Typical slightly washed out self face shot.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/1-1.jpg


Pull all the way back and you get this mess. Yickes!





http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/2.jpg

Please help me. What am I missing?

[topher520]

Please help me. What am I missing?

That shes Smokin Hot no matter what and someone forgot to use the Wavey hand in the post.

[Glenn Dandy]

I just dumped a girl i had met online. When i met her she sent me a few pictures... Just face shots... I didn't think much of it, she looked normal enough from the picture, she told me she was skinny, and took good care of herself, so we kept talking for like 2 months.

Then, she told me she used to weigh over 300 pounds. So, I got curious and asked her to send me a recent picture. After, weeks, she never sent me any, and every time i asked she had some sort of excuse, why, she couldn't.

So, I, took that as deception. I went on her myspace page and checked through a bunch of her top friends pages. After a short search, it turned up 5 hideous pictures dated 1 week prior.

This girl must have been over 400 pounds. So she was right, she used to weigh 300... before she ate Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

I dumped the cunt... Not because she was a fatty, but, because she lied... and didn't give me a chance to turn her down day 1.

In Conclusion:
Never date a girl online that dosn't have an honest recent full body picture at a 90 degree angle.

Better yet... Never Date Online!
met my girl online and shes awsome. just gotta be carefulll..... ugho! time for BCH to bring out the old thread of my fake internet girl she was the hottest fake girl ever....best fake two weeks of my life.



one smart thing you did was check her friends pictures.... friends will put pictures of of you that you would never allow. ive caught a few fattys that way.

[Jef Leppard]

it needs to be stated that webcams can be done the same way,i.e. paltalk , yahoo and such.



by the way glenn how is toni these days?

[MovieMiguel]

i found this years ago when MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/moviemiguel) first started


http://www.geocities.com/moviemiguelfilz7/truthmyspacepics.jpg
If the image doesn't show CLICK HERE (http://www.geocities.com/moviemiguelfilz8/truthmyspacepics.jpg)

[KNUCKLEUP]

yikes.

[SatansCheerledr]

Please help me. What am I missing?

OK, you always get the wierd angle, like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/angle2.jpg

But when you can see a little more, it's usually a train wreck like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/polk.jpg

Or, you get the wash-out photo like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/washout.jpg

It's most likely some myspace voodo covering up a world of hurt like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/strip.jpg


:action-sm

[THE FEZ MAN]

thats a fucking guy


id hit it

[topher520]

thats a fucking guy


id hit it

HELLO EXACTLY!

Fez Man I Heart you.

[Jim Beam]

jesus christ those things are literaly bowling balls

[IsThatATrain ?]

thats a fucking guy


id hit it


Same here...no homo

[nostrilthump]

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/062007/21/pics/70_pics_ziza.jpg

[blotto98]

thats a fucking guy


id hit it

Tell me you're joking! I mean about the that being a guy part.

I agree with the other part

[R.BuddDwyer]

OK, you always get the wierd angle, like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/angle2.jpg

But when you can see a little more, it's usually a train wreck like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/polk.jpg

Or, you get the wash-out photo like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/washout.jpg

It's most likely some myspace voodo covering up a world of hurt like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/strip.jpg


:action-sm

I plan to masturbate to these photos in an hour or so.

Any more?

Cheers!

[coinedpro]

This was dscvered in the Photos.cx RSS feed and it almost made me a Stern fan :
http://e.photos.cx/yo-59f.jpg

It looks like transsexual-goth Big A if he gained 300 pounds.

[SOS]

This was dscvered in the Photos.cx RSS feed and it almost made me a Stern fan :
http://e.photos.cx/yo-59f.jpg

It looks like transsexual-goth Big A if he gained 300 pounds.


Coinedpro,
check out this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=77400

[coinedpro]

Coinedpro,
check out this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=77400

Thanks for the link.

[Dr. Hoffman]

OK, you always get the wierd angle, like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/angle2.jpg

But when you can see a little more, it's usually a train wreck like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/polk.jpg

Or, you get the wash-out photo like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/washout.jpg

It's most likely some myspace voodo covering up a world of hurt like this:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/triztram/strip.jpg


:action-sm

Please PM me any of your nudes at your convenience. :action-sm

[BCH]

Attention SatansCheerledr, Your chick has large breasts. That is all.

[Jef Leppard]

Coinedpro,
check out this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=77400

and this one