What bits do you want to hear during vacation?

[unklewilly]

I know the boys will be going on vacation soon for the holidays so I was wondering what do you want to hear that we havent heard in a while, or never heard before? I would really like to hear some old AFRO shows, especially when Opie made the dominatrix cry and win the enema challenge.

[MattyIceGfunk]

I don't know if they can play their real old bits but I have been dying to hear the bit where Anthony is doing the CBS announcing voices. "Buster Hymen here!"

[mouthpoop]

Stop Fiddling With It.

[fkornre]

the old week in reviews (WNEW) with Kevin

dice vs shane

robin leech with O&A

tyson talking to reporters

[Hudson]

The Ronald Regan bit where Opie Outs Ant for Smoking.....One of my Faves

[maz]

one seg i only heard once
while playing Rundgren's i don't wanna work
callers calling in just yelling
BANG BANG BANG BANG
stupid but funny

and i always enjoy The Edmund Fitzgerald

[Hudson]

one seg i only heard once
while playing Rundgren's i don't wanna work
callers calling in just yelling
BANG BANG BANG BANG
stupid but funny

and i always enjoy The Edmund Fitzgeraldohhhhhh that was a Friday Bit...I remember that!

[4.6CrownVic]

Im taking a 14 day vacation so I'll be playing team fortress 2 on the 24/7 INSTANT RESPAWN + CUSTOMS O&A Party Rock! <pestgaming.com> server :)

so if there is any bits to be heard it has to be something really good so I can turn as many people as I can on our server to the boys and they can listen = more listeners = more gooder

[tonypop]

I know they won't but I would love for them to replay the Opie/Jimmy fight. I've yet to hear it.

[maz]

hey Hud
yeah a goof on zoo type shows
thinking it was from NEW

but i could be wrong

[Hudson]

Replay of Katrina with my quote

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't know if they can play their real old bits but I have been dying to hear the bit where Anthony is doing the CBS announcing voices. "Buster Hymen here!"

They play the old WCBS bit almost every vacation. It's definately a classic.

[Hudson]

hey Hud
yeah a goof on zoo type shows
thinking it was from NEW

but i could be wrongIt was Friday 4:00 Yeah bang! Bang Bang Bang!

[fkornre]

I know they won't but I would love for them to replay the Opie/Jimmy fight. I've yet to hear it.

download it and listen to it all you want...

http://www.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/XM%20Bits/Opie%20and%20Jim%20Norton%20Fight%20in%20Studio%20 (4-22-05).mp3

[maz]

Replay of Katrina with my quote

quick reminder ?

[Hudson]

quick reminder ? Bowl of Cocoa Puffs

[maz]

:clap:
now iwanna hear it again

off to the salt mines

[JohnnyRed]

I want any if not all of the 102.7 bits played

Guess whats in my pants where the chick was drunk on the side of the Long Island Expressway and Opie called the cops.

[23 Skidoo]

Homeless Charlie.

Hello? Is this thing on?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I want a new 12-hour best of the year like they did for 2005

[Hudson]

I want a new 12-hour best of the year like they did for 2005
That is So Great it is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[MattyIceGfunk]

Id also love to hear the Don West selling celebrity body parts bit.

[oandapartycock]

Luckily Worst Ofs are different on XM. I want to hear 4 hours of Wheelchair Fred, culminating with him dildoing himself in the bath tub.




No Homo...

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

It was Friday 4:00 Yeah bang! Bang Bang Bang!
ooooooohh I wanna go crazy too, Bang Bang BaBang Bang Bang

and I'd like to hear;

Rick sucks the chocolate cock

Rick the universal tour guide

We deliver keggers

more Bruer bits

Gangster game, Marsullace Wassulus

[michelle]

I would like to hear the Nixon tapes bit...that was hilarious. Anything with Louis CK or Patrice (minus the 11/27 show).

[Hudson]

I would like to hear the Nixon tapes bit...that was hilarious. Anything with Louis CK or Patrice (minus the 11/27 show).
Patrice is only bearable in little bits ....Please

[cmacv]

I'd like to hear the Bob Saget interview when he first came into the xm studio.

[O&APartyRock24]

I have to hear Erocks sweaty pits, Jimmys wizardry names, When Opie crushed Homeless andrews cake, and The day after Opie Crushed Homeless andrews cake The XM side of that show

[Hudson]

The Return to Fm Press Conference
where "Jim" calls in

[O&APartyRock24]

I know they won't but I would love for them to replay the Opie/Jimmy fight. I've yet to hear it.

x2
I really want to hear that one

[Hudson]

x2
I really want to hear that onex3

[Dr. Hoffman]

The XM Employee Day snub.

[fkornre]

the XM show where the bbbboys started the show making fun of Howard and his pre-emptive strike against CBS...Ant was on fire that day...they also made fun of the retard making the 3-pointers in the same show...

[MilkmanDan]

Afterschool Specials leading into 3 Rights make a left.

1st XM show replayed in entirety.

[Brokeback Jimmy]

I would like to hear the Nixon tapes bit...that was hilarious. Anything with Louis CK or Patrice (minus the 11/27 show).

With the Doors playing in the background and shit..

Yeah, that was too funny. I would love to hear that bit again.

[wetandstickyjim]

Afterschool Specials leading into 3 Rights make a left.

1st XM show replayed in entirety.

x2

+

Any Ron West. The Opie & Jimmy fight.

The first Country music thing with Patrice.

Breuer!

Anything with retards.

And the blind chick that used to call in.

Love, your Grandson Frank.

[ktfo22]

I would love to hear some of the early XM only shows in their entirety (circa Winter '04).

It was really cool to listen to them reinvent the show on sat radio in the early days.

[krisko]

someone may have mentioned this already but i'm not reading through all of your stupid posts so:
the edmund fitzgerald bit
boardroom jimmy
:action-sm

[Stormrider666]

someone may have mentioned this already but i'm not reading through all of your stupid posts so:
the edmund fitzgerald bit
boardroom jimmy
:action-sm

Definitely the edmund fitzergerald. Anything from WNEW, would love to hear Al Sharpton's cab service, Tyson goes to England, just to name a couple. The JFK videogame and the many possible spinoffs from XM.

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

Bring back the Danza bits!

I love hearing the hens.

[jeffie, lol]

I love to hear Ant rant on CBS FM. "I touch children! CBS FM!!"

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

I have a bit idea that was never implimented on the show. It was talked about, but never ever ever implimented. If it IS used... it's easy radio gold. ANT! read this!

The "HOLE" soundboard. Holy shit.. back when Jimmy was starting Steve from Yellowstone and Ben from Boston, the Hole soundboard was invented. It was never put to good use.

Please Roland.. book an unimportant nothing for a trial run. O&A PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use that old "hole" board. That bit will end up a classic. No way it can't.

This is one of thoes bits that potentially has a (5) highway kill count of laugh-distracted people rating.

Do it!

[Deadhead]

I would STILL love to hear a BEST OF THE PESTS featuring the Phillips Phile Phit Phow.

And early, early shows.

[Debbie1125]

The bit where Pat O'Brien keeps leaving filthy voice mails and wants to have a threesome with Betsy included.

Jimmy ranting when Jeter brushes him off for an autograph.

Old people with sex questions...Billy Bob is an fn dud in the sack......that one.

[ruinedbitredd]

I need a ruling on this one. How about the first show they did together.

the guy that was attacked in the subway with sawsalls

carol miller stuff

the first time they went off on drunken darian o'toole

[bigdaddyb]

Black Earl's Gay Finger
Death At Disney
Heston's Gun Restaurant
Dice "Hat" bit & Quantum Leap bits
Norton Roast
Dice Jimmy Kimmi from Survivor
Yoshi bits
Comedy Gone Too Far
just to name a few

[hehateme]

I want to hear the old Breuer stuff. I miss hearing him on the show still

1. where he was telling the story of the motorscooter going up and down the street and the dog was barking,
2. Mohmar Khaddafi calling Sears Hardware
3. Ant and Breuer doing the promo commercials for the Rock Concerts ("DELSNER VAUGHN AND RUFFINO PRESENT....MOLLY HATCHET!!")
4. Breuer waiting online for ACDC tickets when the golfers cut in line.

[cokelogic]

I'd like to hear stuff from XM year 1. A lot of great stuff in there. Patrice's glass cock bag, gay week, homeless Lady Di, etc.

And I always try to get it requested on Erock Radio, I want to hear "Buba Is A Cunt" by Elmo.


BTW, when is vacation? A month from now?

[michelle]

I need a ruling on this one. How about the first show they did together.

the guy that was attacked in the subway with sawsalls

carol miller stuff

the first time they went off on drunken darian o'toole

The Carol Miller stuff would be great. They hinted at that a few months ago. I definitely would love to hear that.

[livebackwards]

Any Spuds Buckley bit. That guy killed every time.

Opie and Jimmy Fight (http://www.spreadtheonavirus.com/xmbits/Opie%20and%20Jim%20Norton%20Fight%20in%20Studio%20 (4-22-05).mp3) (right click, save as!)

[JamesDamit]

Any Dice clip. In particular Dice on Ice, or Dice joins the Who.

The woman whose boyfriend/husband died on the bathroom floor...all you have to do is apologize.

Don Geronimo calling, and getting hung up on.

Homeless LadyDi(e) she drinks hobo cum don't ya know.

Any Tippy Tom. In particular his first XM appearance when Opie dared him to jerk off.

[maz]

Ant doing the lucky strikes
bit in 40's guy voice

any and all 40's guy voice segs

" THEY'RE WONDERFUL"

[Jerry1]

Quantum Dice
Homeless Shopping Spree #1(Maybe for Xmas eve?)
San Jose Caller
First AFRO show on XM
The infamous "Cake Stomp" incident
Jimmy ranting about Jeter
Dumb-Off
When they had Vos, Kelly & O'neal hearing the old Opie tape.
More WNEW bits

And dare I say..."Homeless Charlie"?...(Yeah, like we'll ever hear that bit again)

[Socialenemy69]

The QVC sports memorabilia guys.
"22 year old Virgins, be dialin!"

[OpensFridayWide]

Anything with Patrice. Dude is hilarious. There was a skit a while back where O&A played the top 10 country songs and Patrice had to figure out what they were about.

[DonTheTrucker]

As much WNEW stuff as they can fit in.

[TallBaby]

Gangsta Fag

[MattyIceGfunk]

Id love to hear some songs from the Most Offensive Song Contest. Geez they used to get away with murder.

[psyduck]

Afro...afro...afro...

[sil3nt8o8]

the toilet abortion stories with Francine always crack me up

[MilkmanDan]

Miss the jingles contest on XM, although it only made for 2 great bumpers (Greg and Tony show, and Suck my f'ing C), should be interspersed amongst the segments in my most humble of Opinion!

[Ant's Coon]

Spider-**** (perfect crime)

Most Offensive Songs (never happen)

Ben Stein fight

CC

[Razor Roman]

How about a whole day... 6 hours... the best of Kevin Smith.

[tysonpunchinguterus]

The old Howling Monkey Lager bit from WNEW

The Elvis impersonator who refused to sing on the toilet

E-Rock earning his Hawk nickname

Fez's quest for church pants at last year's Homeless Shopping Spree

Any old Tyson bits fron WNEW

Ant talking about how he saw that WWII movie that made him feel bad for Hitler

[ChrisH]

Old Tyson Bits, especially "I'll F you till you love me" and the one where he is at the dump.

Old Scott Peterson stuff (Bouquet of Seaweed, Diary of unborn fetus, etc.).

**** gets a credit card.

SFS 1-3 (if possible).

Jimmy and Colin go to a tranny bar.

All the Judy (Ant's mother in law) bits (marriage, afterschool specials, etc.).

Progeria kids.

Opie childhood hell stories.

Vos and Jimmy roasts.

Heather Mills has a miscarriage.

Kids snooping in parents' nighttables.

[ChrisH]

Ant talking about how he saw that WWII movie that made him feel bad for Hitler

Downfall. Good movie.

[maz]

steve the whisteler

[enduser]

I'm listening to Jim Breuer Bits from WNEW circa 2000 as I type. Funny as all hell!
I am seems safe enough to rebroadcast without threat of repercussion.

[Deadhead]

Every Line of the Day this year in the bit it was used.


Of course, now we've got to start a thread ranking the Lines of the Days.









My #1: "Nice try, kid." (Lil Jimmy to Chris Jerico)

[Hudson]

Ideas for Menu Items For Opie's Brother's Restaurant

[Your_Moms_Box]

Homeless Charlie.

Hello? Is this thing on?


Amen


I'd love to hear the **** bits form the old days.

Seriously, they metioned him on the show today, yet I can't say sphaz here....



I'd also like to hear some 55 gallon replays

Most offensive song ever.

A lot of WNEW stuff, less XM as i've heard it several times

[Debbie1125]

the toilet abortion stories with Francine always crack me up

X2

[Bud8Weiser]

Bill Burr and the boys yelling across the street to the janitor.

And Danny on the street with Half a Hulk Face asking people if they want to take a pic with him.

[Hudson]

cocks in a Box

[izzy izkowitz]

need more AJ poopyshits

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

The 'retard ***** in a bathroom with a toilet snake' news bit

Rock coat.

Olde time cigarette ads.

My vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaa, the remixes.

Howard on Letterman.

Bill Burr for 3rd mic.

Shwarzenegger's film names.

[OzarkBandit]

Ant's Charles Kuralt impersonations
Half a Hulk face and Danny on the street
Patrice telling his story about going to prison
Grey Wolf(?) singing Shelter me from the rain in a store during the shopping spree
NRA restaurant menuwith Ant doing Heston....

[maz]

lot's of good suggestions here
hope whoever's in charge
reads some of these

[hudsonharden]

Boardroom Jimmy
Coach Jimmy
Wizzardrry Jimmy
Uncle Ted Jimmy
Jamaican Jimmy
Sositch Jimmy

and any other Jimmy voices that I forgot.

[maz]

you don't just like Jimmy...

[TallBaby]

Here's some more I remembered that I loffed at

-The "Olive" knock knock joke that the retard was telling
-The old jewish mother whose son was an astronaut on the shuttle and she kept going on and on about how very worried she was about him to the media
-Joe Rogan and his stories about Carlos Menstealia
-The Speed Reader Howard Berg
-The Patrice O'Neal show(s) leading up the the creation of The Black Philip character
-Ant's stories about living with his ex and her mother....as well as any childhood stories (spaghetti flung against the wall, how he'd bang the neighborhood girl with the earth-mama muff, etc.)
-Anthony and Bill Burr yelling at the janitor across the street (Hey Sweepy!)
-Howie Mandel telling the story about driving his daughter to soccer practice and her having to take a piss, but he didnt want to stop at a public restroom because of his germ OCD, so the worst imaginable thing happens
-Celine Dions kayak clip

[hudsonharden]

you don't just like Jimmy...

... I LOVE him!

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

Danza bits ftw.

[romey79]

does anyone remember what day they did the bit about prince harry?

[maz]

... I LOVE him!

you're a good boy/man

[eatabullet]

Boardroom Jimmy
Coach Jimmy
Wizzardrry Jimmy
Uncle Ted Jimmy
Jamaican Jimmy
Sositch Jimmy

and any other Jimmy voices that I forgot.

x2

[maz]

does anyone remember what day they did the bit about prince harry?

you mean Prince Jimmy
don't know the date
but funny as hell
still on my inno somewhere

[SOS]

Jimmy's characters