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MJMANDALAY

11-29-2007, 07:28 PM

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4648

N.Y. Johnny

11-29-2007, 10:25 PM

This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.

LilJimmyRbinson

11-29-2007, 11:21 PM

Strippers usually get naked. That was a waste.

MAV

11-30-2007, 07:28 PM

This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.

Strippers usually get naked. That was a waste.

what they said :icon_mrgr

AngryHugo

11-30-2007, 07:31 PM

This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.

Amen. She has a face like a cartoon mosquito.

Razor Roman

11-30-2007, 08:04 PM

I won't say she does "nothing" for me, but no more than the average decent looking woman... she's not ScoJo :-)

Three Hole Puncher

11-30-2007, 08:11 PM

mendozathejew

11-30-2007, 08:53 PM

I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping

yeah its awful. and would have been hard to top her best friend salma anyways
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o

Bud8Weiser

11-30-2007, 09:22 PM

This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.

I'm with you. Her accent and the way she talks really ruins if for me. I think she looks funny too.

Jambi

11-30-2007, 10:07 PM

I'd hit it, twice...

more if possible.

Plunkies

11-30-2007, 10:54 PM

I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping

Mainstream? I wonder how she pulled that off? She's never been in anything worth watching. I can't even figure out why I know this chick's name. Couldn't tell you a single movie she's ever been in.

LilJimmyRbinson

12-01-2007, 10:24 AM

I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping

She's been naked or topless in just about every movie she's done. That's why I was upset at this clip. She's not a tease. She's latin, they don't give a shit about showing their tits like Americans do.

Razor Roman

12-01-2007, 10:51 AM

yeah its awful. and would have been hard to top her best friend salma anyways
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o

POST!!!!!!!!!!!:clap:

kloraferm

12-01-2007, 11:43 AM

I usually think she's pretty sexy, but that clip did nothing for me.

SatansCheerledr

12-01-2007, 12:07 PM

This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.

U R Gehy

silentbob8201

12-01-2007, 05:17 PM

that Coke commercial she did a few years back was hotter.

Jambi

12-01-2007, 05:29 PM

Mainstream? I wonder how she pulled that off? She's never been in anything worth watching. I can't even figure out why I know this chick's name. Couldn't tell you a single movie she's ever been in.You never saw Blow, or Vanilla Sky?

Plunkies

12-01-2007, 06:05 PM

You never saw Blow, or Vanilla Sky?

I said worth watching.

Death Metal Moe

12-01-2007, 07:10 PM

Eh. Per The Bennington Doctrine I would hammer it hard. Its very weird. She has a great body, I think she's got an attractive face when done up right, but that clip didn't even fill me up. I don't get it, but I'm with everyone else in this thread.

Ack's Grl

12-01-2007, 07:21 PM

What's that grass skirt thing hiding? You never see her ass. Hmm. Does nothing for me. Her thighs are distracting and I didn't think she moved sexily in the least.

Salma's a WHOLE 'nother story

kloraferm

12-02-2007, 11:01 AM

I said worth watching.
Gotta disagree on both of those movies. Liked 'em both. But that's me.

GLENN_THE_TOOL

12-02-2007, 04:53 PM

What's that grass skirt thing hiding? You never see her ass. Hmm. Does nothing for me. Her thighs are distracting and I didn't think she moved sexily in the least.

Salma's a WHOLE 'nother story

yeah, those grandma bloomers aren't sexy at all. her ass looks flat too. and she did look rather uncomfortable. but maybe her character is dancing for someone she doesn't want to and that's why she looks so uncomfortable.