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12-03-2007, 03:57 PM
NY POST (http://www.nypost.com/seven/12032007/gossip/cindy/hes_not_known_for_watching_his_tongue_369173.htm)
Cindy Adams did not attribute any of her quotes to Jimmy.
HE'S NOT KNOWN FOR WATCHING HIS TONGUE
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By CINDY ADAMS December 3, 2007 -- GENE Simmons of Kiss was afforded the great honor of a roast in LA. So filthy that a high-class refined person such as myself can't even mention the lines thrown, other than somebody said of one famous female name: "Her vagina is so large that the Verizon man couldn't get reception in certain parts." Another about another famous female: "Her private parts are used as a DNA base for 'Law & Order.' " And I don't remember - I think it might have been Carrot Top - who cracked about one closeted gay: "He couldn't be here tonight. He had an accident. Broke his hip falling out of the closet."
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Cindy Adams did not attribute any of her quotes to Jimmy.
HE'S NOT KNOWN FOR WATCHING HIS TONGUE
PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom
By CINDY ADAMS December 3, 2007 -- GENE Simmons of Kiss was afforded the great honor of a roast in LA. So filthy that a high-class refined person such as myself can't even mention the lines thrown, other than somebody said of one famous female name: "Her vagina is so large that the Verizon man couldn't get reception in certain parts." Another about another famous female: "Her private parts are used as a DNA base for 'Law & Order.' " And I don't remember - I think it might have been Carrot Top - who cracked about one closeted gay: "He couldn't be here tonight. He had an accident. Broke his hip falling out of the closet."
Email for corrections:
scuozzo@nypost.com
letters@nypost.com