War on Masterbation

[SOS]

Americans For Purity: Winning the War on Masterbation (http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/)

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Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[norton23]

I can see how it makes you depressed due to lack of energy, but that's only if you wack your bag (.com), like five times a day.

[Butternuts]

Masterbation is king. The whole world revolves around getting laid..........So why not just take a shortcut? hold on brb,,,,,ughhhh, ok, im back,,,,,, so in closing i would like to say ZZZZZZZZZZZz. :rolleyes:

P.S whos spanked it to the chic sucking the banana in the ad at the bottom of Wackbag yet?

[Jaqueta]

if theres a war on masturbation...are the masturbators the axis..or the allies? either way imwankin twice a day or more, and not only dont i feel depressed, im an evil bitch if i DONT do it (tho my situation might be remidied soon)

[MAVRIC305]

You don't need masturbation if you have sex? NO! Sex and masturbation go hand and hand! The masturbators who do it for a living are pissed, because they never get sex! But, when you get sex, masturbating is fun, it's sneaky, it's exciting! When you can sneak a masturbation session in under your woman's nose, it is fucking SWEET!

[BOUGHTONII]

This is one of the most scary things i have ever seen in my life.
if this is not a joke site then i think it is time to bring back lobotomy. these are some seriously mental ill people in this country/world.:rolleyes:

[Sinn Fein]

Getting laid regularly = no need to crank one out. That's how I see it.

[100 Grand]

Originally posted by Sinn Fein
Getting laid regularly = no need to crank one out. That's how I see it.

Are you kidding me???? There's nothing better than rubbing one out an hour before you get laid, makes for longer sex.....rubbing one out=more gooder sex!

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by Sinn Fein
Getting laid regularly = no need to crank one out. That's how I see it. nah sinn, i've been married almost a year now. i get it alot and still rub one out every now and then.