Opie And Anthony Listening Thread 12-04-07: XM Today? Darian On The View?

[LiddyRules]

Hiya!

[seeinred]

Good morning 'Baggers. Sleep is the worst invention ever.

[English Gent]

Why would there not be any XM show today? I gotta say, I'm so looking forward to watching the delusional, fat cunt's non-appearance on 'The View' today.

[norton23]

Morning= all is well, the pats are still undefeated, and can somebody please tell me if Don Shula is dead yet or what?

[XMCanadian]

Good Morning...Is sure hope there is a XM show today I miss the naughty language from those "Shock Jocks". I hope we are given more details on the AntCast I am looking forward to that.

[haider254]

Morning all!


Wish I could listen in live, but got a lecture :(


Tuesday, Dec. 4

Guest co-host Kate Walsh (ABC'sPrivate Practice); Abigail Breslin; Congressman Ron Paul


http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/schedule

I certainly hope they call that delusional bitch live. Just look at the level of celebrity on that schedule, why would they want some neverbeen(thanks ope) drunkard on that show?

[LiddyRules]

Guest co-host Kate Walsh (ABC'sPrivate Practice); Abigail Breslin; Congressman Ron Paul I want to fuck all three of them, and only one out of respect (here's a hint, it's not Ron Paul)

[lrrhoade]

Where's the bbbboys?

[LiddyRules]

Where's the bbbboys? New York. (The show begins at 6 EST)

[lrrhoade]

New York. (The show begins at 6 EST)

I was thinking it was after 6. Need more coffee.

[n8crwlr]

I think Hittler had a 3" cock, that would explain why he was so angry.

[norton23]

I wonder when Opie will settle down and get a house= he's allready "settled down"

[LiddyRules]

I wonder when Opie will settle down and get a house= he's allready "settled down" Give him a break, he just moved out of his parent's house. He'll go hiking across Europe then he'll get his own house.

[gimmpy_]

Morning baggers!


How is everyone doing this early in the morning?

[seeinred]

Morning baggers!


How is everyone doing this early in the morning?

Mornin' to you as well.

And tired.

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How is everyone?

[NorfByNorfWest]

Oy.

I wonder if ant's jewish neighbours like his holiday decorations.

[gimmpy_]

I am on the West coast in canada (vancouver) i still have not went to bed ;)

Not very often i get to post on the listening thread.

[LiddyRules]

Morning baggers!


How is everyone doing this early in the morning? Same as everytime I don't get to sleep and stay up until the beginning of the show. Depressed, cranky, miserable, bitchy and headachey.

[LiddyRules]

Oy.

I wonder if ant's jewish neighbours like his holiday decorations. I don't think Nazi Santa saying "sieg HIEL seig HIEL sieg HIEL" would make anyone happy.

[nostrilthump]

mornin'. I was super queasy with this!
http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5109318&version=13&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

[NorfByNorfWest]

I am on the West coast in canada (vancouver) i still have not went to bed ;)

Not very often i get to post on the listening thread.

Yeah on pacific time it's that point right now where you're either up to late, or up to early.

The only time I post in the listening thread is when I'm up on coke, which is the greatest thing to be combined with the O&A show for listening pleasure.

[gimmpy_]

mornin'. I was super queasy with this!
http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5109318&version=13&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

JESUS! can you at least wake till everyone is awake a few minute to post a link like that. Tehe!

[LiddyRules]

Sometimes I see people like that. People with odd bondages. Eye patches. Scars across their face. I always want to know their stories.

[NorfByNorfWest]

ugh jesus fucking christ, waffle house is the most disgusting restaurant. I would put a bullet in my head before working or eating there.

[norton23]

JESUS! can you at least wake till everyone is awake a few minute to post a link like that. Tehe!


http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=5110735&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1001&isP16=true

[LiddyRules]

Anthony makes the bank robbery joke and next thing he knows he's on the floor with a gun pointed to his head.

[n8crwlr]

The other day I had some dirt blow into my eyes, my left one was bad. My wife tells me to put these eye drops in my eye. As soon as it hits my eye I know something is wrong cause of the major burning. She looks at the bottle to find she gave me ear drops.... That shit hurts.

[norton23]

Poop

[Blue Heeler]

morning

[gimmpy_]

hey quick newb question since i rarely post on this board ( i am usually sleeping and listen to the replay)

How do i add an image to my signiture its saying its unable to upload an image. do i have to have a certain amount of post before i can do that?

[seeinred]

http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=5110735&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1001&isP16=true
That looks like fun. I had eye surgery over the summer, they put stitches on some muscle in my eye or something. When I woke up, the doctor took this stick, stuck it in my eye and started twisting it or something to tighten the sutures. It was a very odd sight and feeling.

[norton23]

http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/angelina_jolie/main1.jpg

Jimmy's a BLOOD;)

[stillbornstew]

MORNING BAGGERINO'S!!!!!! BUENOS DIAS DE ESPANA!!!

i'm still at fucking work though. just had lunch.

[Blue Heeler]

hey quick newb question since i rarely post on this board ( i am usually sleeping and listen to the replay)

How do i add an image to my signiture its saying its unable to upload an image. do i have to have a certain amount of post before i can do that?

You have to post whore more and then you get the rights.

[NorfByNorfWest]

hey quick newb question since i rarely post on this board ( i am usually sleeping and listen to the replay)

How do i add an image to my signiture its saying its unable to upload an image. do i have to have a certain amount of post before i can do that?

Get a mac.

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dress_mac_01.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Eye stuff freaks me out. The concept of contact lens even bother me.

[norton23]

Get a mac.

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dress_mac_01.jpg


...................:haha7:

[mendozathejew]

Sometimes I see people like that. People with odd bondages. Eye patches. Scars across their face. I always want to know their stories.if they are in their teens or twenties, chances are the got the shit beaten out of them for acting like a tough guy

[stillbornstew]

if they are in their teens or twenties, chances are the got the shit beaten out of them for acting like a tough guy

i hate eye bandages on INTERNS even more. lingerrrr-eh

[gimmpy_]

Get a mac.

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dress_mac_01.jpg

I own a mac, 3 of them actually :).

[nostrilthump]

Eye stuff freaks me out. The concept of contact lens even bother me.

Yeah, I can't even put eyedrops in my eyes. I was squirming like a little girl when I was reading this story and looking at those pictures!

[NorfByNorfWest]

I own a mac, 3 of them actually :).

I have so many Apple products in my presence I'm having a triple stack mac attack.

[English Gent]

Ant's podcast mentioned on yesterday's show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JndzWBWZrQ&feature=dir (http://www.meatspin.com)

[gimmpy_]

I have so many Apple products in my presence I'm having a triple stack mac attack.

hehehe. Mac is Awesome i work at a Visual effects company and we have a multi million dollar setup its badass.

[The Sarge]

Good. I'm no PATs fan...however, I would like to see them go undefeated so the '72 dolphins can take the chamagne and shove it.

[stillbornstew]

I have so many Apple products in my presence I'm having a triple stack mac attack.

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce chesse......

[gimmpy_]

does my new avatar work

<-------------------

Sam really is black i think ;)

[stillbornstew]

does my new avatar work

unfortunately....yes, it does. :action-sm

[krisko]

oh no the cancer song

poor dr green :(

[norton23]

Good. I'm no PATs fan...however, I would like to see them go undefeated so the '72 dolphins can take the chamagne and shove it.


Dude Don Shula is dead= he is such a fuckstick, "oh I don't mind if another team breaks our record blah blah blah",,,then last night when the pats were down and looked like they were going to lose=

"im never leaving Baltimore, I love it here, OMG!!!! This is amazing, there going to win"

ahahahahhahhahah Pats win,,,shula dies:clap:

[krisko]

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce chesse......

fuckin starvin earl, got any all beef patties back there?

oh and hi baggers...i'm writing a film review for "O" the modern adaptation of "Othello" :arrrh::arrrh:::hammer: (killme)

[The Sarge]

Kisko's got a nice rack and nice smile.

Does she have nice legs though? Toes?

Just wonderin'...

Good mornin' PESTS!!!!!

[English Gent]

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce chesse......

http://www.mshp.dps.missouri.gov/MSHPWeb/PatrolDivisions/TFD/Images/DSC00009.JPG

[norton23]

Kisko's got a nice rack and nice smile.

Does she have nice legs though? Toes?

Just wonderin'...

Good mornin' PESTS!!!!!


a nice "rack" = nice job:clap:

[LiddyRules]

Kill a Kitten

[JordanSRT10]

Bob Saget is going to be in today right?

[stillbornstew]

oh no the cancer song

poor dr green :(

morning sugar bewbs :action-sm

[seeinred]

Time to head out to class. Peace out 'Baggers, I'll catch you all on the XM side.

[NorfByNorfWest]

I recognize his talent and ability but I've just not found steven lynch's songs funny or pleasing to the ear.

/me tunes to XMU for the break

[norton23]

I recognize his talent and ability but I've just not found steven lynch's songs funny or pleasing to the ear.

x2 except I say= HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM

[krisko]

Kill a Kitten

oh yeah?????
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/die.jpg
:action-sm

[The Sarge]

I recognize his talent and ability but I've just not found steven lynch's songs funny or pleasing to the ear.

/me tunes to XMU for the break

Vanilla Ice Cream was a great song.

[LiddyRules]

I wonder what the dumped line was. The Jesus one? Or the law one?

[ginaf20697]

What the hell could the possibly need to beep out in this?!?!?

[krisko]

Time to head out to class. Peace out 'Baggers, I'll catch you all on the XM side.

class is for queers
<------ is going to class later

what line do you think they dumped out of? my moneys on "put TNT in his cat booty" ugh.

[stillbornstew]

http://www.mshp.dps.missouri.gov/MSHPWeb/PatrolDivisions/TFD/Images/DSC00009.JPG

eat glass cuntnugget

fuckin starvin earl, got any all beef patties back there?

i most certainly do have some beef for you, not much though........just saying. ;)

[gimmpy_]

i wonder if marge from the little shelter will ever call again. Last time she was on she promised the never would again ????

[The Sarge]

class is for queers
<------ is going to class later

what line do you think they dumped out of? my moneys on "put TNT in his cat booty" ugh.

mmmmmm........raaaaaaack.

[LiddyRules]

class is for queers
<------ is going to class later

what line do you think they dumped out of? my moneys on "put TNT in his cat booty" ugh. I was thinking that because of the Beavis and Butt-Head episode but I'm thinking it's either "I know the law" (because its condoning illegality) or the Jesus one (because it's Jesus)

[NorfByNorfWest]

x2 except I say= HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM

lol. He's cute and a good player with a knack for right rhymes, but I just think that alot of his material and subject matter is played out, at times his stuff just seems too childish.

[SOS]

Are you ready for today & tomorrow?

[stillbornstew]

OOOOOH, ER's bringing me a chest xray pt. anyone for SARS????? brb

[NorfByNorfWest]

Are you ready for today & tomorrow?

Tomorrow Never Dies.

[Jimmy's Junk]

mornin' all

[krisko]

I was thinking that because of the Beavis and Butt-Head episode but I'm thinking it's either "I know the law" (because its condoning illegality) or the Jesus one (because it's Jesus)
jesus is the only offensive thing they'll let people say. you can say "goddamn" but you can't say faggot or ****** or any other thing. the only group you're allowed to offend are christians

[gimmpy_]

alright baggers, i am exhausted i need to get to bed. i'll have to catch the replay.

Talk to you later.

[The Sarge]

jesus is the only offensive thing they'll let people say. you can say "goddamn" but you can't say faggot or ****** or any other thing. the only group you're allowed to offend are christians

and on the BOONDOCKS (Adult Swim)......they say nigga' but cannot say goddamn or the other dirty words.:huh:

BTW.........Krisko............glasses off.....hair down....mmmmmmmmmm:icon_wink

[norton23]

lol. He's cute and a good player with a knack for right rhymes, but I just think that alot of his material and subject matter is played out, at times his stuff just seems too childish.


it= "we get it, you made a song about killing kittens,,wow your so shocking,,,oh my goodness!!!!!!!:p

[nostrilthump]

Ever heard of shit being GOOD for you?
"Grandmother saved by daughter's poo"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/26/nbug126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

[norton23]

jesus is the only offensive thing they'll let people say. you can say "goddamn" but you can't say faggot or ****** or any other thing. the only group you're allowed to offend are christians

but I like to offend lot's of groups,,,such as the dirty aids homos, the robber, athelete, dumb as rock rapist negroes, the smelly lesbo's, and the cheap annoying jews

[Jimmy's Junk]

and on the BOONDOCKS (Adult Swim)......they say nigga' but cannot say goddamn or the other dirty words.:huh:

BTW.........Krisko............glasses off.....hair down....mmmmmmmmmm:icon_wink

Is that can't or is that choice? Cable channels can't get away with alot, much like sat. radio.

[krisko]

and on the BOONDOCKS (Adult Swim)......they say nigga' but cannot say goddamn or the other dirty words.:huh:

BTW.........Krisko............glasses off.....hair down....mmmmmmmmmm:icon_wink
you're quite saucy today aren't you sir :action-sm
but I like to offend lot's of groups,,,such as the dirty aids homos, the robber, athelete, dumb as rock rapist negroes, the smelly lesbo's, and the cheap annoying jews

you can't make fun of them....only whites and christians :icon_roll

[The Sarge]

Is that can't or is that choice? Cable channels can't get away with alot, much like sat. radio.

I don't know.:huh:

Good question, sir.

[The Sarge]

you're quite saucy today aren't you sir :action-sm


Yeah...I don't know why. Maybe I'm lonely; or just bored at work.

[NorfByNorfWest]

lol @ genderless

[norton23]

you're quite saucy today aren't you sir :action-sm


you can't make fun of them....only whites and christians :icon_roll


tis' a shame= FUCKING DEMOCRATS:arrrh:

[NorfByNorfWest]

I hope steve is noting all the commentary about shitting for future show intro audio clips.

[norton23]

http://www.mrpoop.com/images/twist.jpg

[NorfByNorfWest]

haha this audio is great

[Jimmy's Junk]

he's fighting one back

[The Sarge]

maybe the Financial Guy was nervous or had a strrrrrrrrrrroke.

[Awful Me]

hiya buddays!

[krisko]

[angry typing guy] look at it this way...instead of doing a 2 hour show on XM for paying subscribers they got to do 1 minute of radio for a company that sirius advertises with [/angry typing guy]

[stillbornstew]

some patients can just be fucking annoying. i'm not here to converse w/ you about the events leading up to your malady. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. i just shoot the pics, thats why i chose this racket. *sheesh*

[stillbornstew]

[angry typing guy] look at it this way...instead of doing a 2 hour show on XM for paying subscribers they got to do 1 minute of radio for a company that sirius advertises with [/angry typing guy]

backrubbies pookie? :action-sm

[krisko]

who says o&a fans aren't compassionate!?!?!??! :)

[krisko]

backrubbies pookie? :action-sm

yes plleeease! i slipped on the ice (i'm a douche) and i played volleyball last week and i'm still sore...maybe i should exercise more often :rolleyes:

[LAX]

yes plleeease! i slipped on the ice (i'm a douche) and i played volleyball last week and i'm still sore...maybe i should exercise more often :rolleyes:

ahhh...to easy:action-sm

[Guilty Spark]

I haven't left for work yet and already I wan go home.

[stillbornstew]

yes plleeease! i slipped on the ice (i'm a douche) and i played volleyball last week and i'm still sore...maybe i should exercise more often :rolleyes:

np. take off your clothes, lie down, and do everything the nice corpsman tells you to. :D

[krisko]

are they allowed to say "dicks" on the radio? not in a sexual context but like how jimmy just used it?

i don't think the problem was they weren't funny i think the problem was people felt like Imus kind of sold out or gave in my hiring two nignogs to appease the reverend Al types

[Jimmy's Junk]

I wasn't able to listen to Imus and was wondering if Bernard was still on his show.

[krisko]

anyone know who this steve character is?

[krisko]

here ya go norton23:
http://photoshop.contentking.info/scsh/zombie/angelina_before_zombie.jpg
:)

[Wilmington WOW]

anyone know who this steve character is?

was wondering the same thing
what has he done on the O&A show?

ant called him Woodyee - that was the character that hoo hoo developed as a parody of Woodie Allen. It was done by a an old gy in studio, maybe the same krock employee steve. It was actually very funny

[Wilmington WOW]

opie its not a little known fact
it was very well known
hence why you said it was popular

it's nit pick tuesday

[Jimmy's Junk]

I wasn't able to listen to Imus and was wondering if Bernard was still on his show.


Did my own research, yes he is.

[mendozathejew]

I wasn't able to listen to Imus and was wondering if Bernard was still on his show.

bernard is still the producer. but hes not going to be on mic for atleast a few months

when Imus opened the show with introducing the staff bernie got BY FAR the biggest ovation from the audience

[krisko]

Bullworth:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/78/200px-Bulworth.jpg
eek

[SOS]

Steve C. is the Executive Producer of the Opie & Anthony show. He does voice work such as Deep Voice Guy and production for the show as well as assigning responsibilities. He has been a bouncer, producer and singer in a rock band: Foundry with their hit Pendulum. He had his stomach stapled and is referred to as a "bear" because of a song and the resemblance. He drinks martinis and wears smoking jackets.

[krisko]

tell stupid Jeffery Ross to calm down....when he does something besides a comedy central roast they'll sit down and talk to him for an hour
:action-sm<----------- for good measure

[The Sarge]

Loggin' off. Headin' home. See you all in about an hour...

or your Sarge is free! (deal is for Krisko only...okay....and norton23 also).

[Wilmington WOW]

Bullworth:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/78/200px-Bulworth.jpg
eek

its hip hop warren beatty coming out of the mouth of senator warren beatty

[norton23]

Loggin' off. Headin' home. See you all in about an hour...

or your Sarge is free! (deal is for Krisko only...okay....and norton23 also).


FREE SARGE!!!??!?!?!:clap::action-sm

[nostrilthump]

anyone know who this steve character is?

Their impersonation sounds like Kyle's cousin Kyle from South Park (in glasses.)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/511_kyles.gif/200px-511_kyles.gif

[stillbornstew]

Steve C. is the Executive Producer of the Opie & Anthony show. He does voice work such as Deep Voice Guy and production for the show as well as assigning responsibilities. He has been a bouncer, producer and singer in a rock band: Foundry with their hit Pendulum. He had his stomach stapled and is referred to as a "bear" because of a song and the resemblance. He drinks martinis and wears smoking jackets.

it's martini steve, que up the austin powers intro.

[krisko]

its hip hop warren beatty coming out of the mouth of senator warren beatty

old stodgy white hip hoppers are ALWAYS funny...remember this one:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/50/003_DOWNTOEAOS~Down-to-Earth-Posters.jpg
it was funny because the funny black guy got put in the white guy's body....and he tried to be black!1 bawaaahahahhwhahahhhah LOLOOLOL

[Sevenyars]

fuck Jeff ross

[norton23]

old stodgy white hip hoppers are ALWAYS funny...remember this one:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/50/003_DOWNTOEAOS~Down-to-Earth-Posters.jpg


it was funny because the funny black guy got put in the white guy's body....and he tried to be black!1 bawaaahahahhwhahahhhah LOLOOLOL

yea but Chris Rock loves little Jimmy

[Wilmington WOW]

it would have been nice if they discussed the baseball documentary for second
but ant really isnt a big sports fan


opie did say "jeffrey ross" very quickly just before Ross asked a question

[mendozathejew]

this is basically what the old jimmy vs opie argument was about

ross is basically saying what norton was.

[Jimmy's Junk]

takin off...later baggers

[Sevenyars]

get ahold of yourself, a brown bag is keeping you from being the unknown comic

[Awful Me]

fuck Jeff ross

no.

[ruckstande]

this is basically what the old jimmy vs opie argument was about

ross is basically saying what norton was.

It's like Deja Vu without the "Fuck face".

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha this is funny

[Stig]

[Olde-Tyme Radio Voice] Good morning, Mister and Mrs. Wackbag, and all the ships at sea!

[Wilmington WOW]

this is basically what the old jimmy vs opie argument was about

ross is basically saying what norton was.

oh yeah, good call back
linger longer

basically opie and Ant think of the comedians as their trained seals there to amuse them

[Stig]

Opie: "Where are you gonna be whining this weekend, Jeffrey?" :clap::clap::clap:

[Wilmington WOW]

doesnt Leno and letterman bump people all the time because a segment runs over?

[stillbornstew]

it's times like this that i'm really pissed i can't listen. :arrrh:

are they fighting in studio?

[SOS]

It's like Deja Vu without the "Fuck face".

I wonder where Sean Rouse is. :rolleyes:

[meaty_vag_lips]

Morning Baggers. It's gonna be a great day...I wake up and turn on XM right as Ross comes in and it's radio gold. Love Opie trying to throw Ant under the bus.

[Stig]

doesnt Leno and letterman bump people all the time because a segment runs over?
Yes. And it's usually Jeffrey Ross. :haha7:

[English Gent]

OK, I'm about ready to rip out Jeff Ross's spleen and feed it to the sea gulls. He's being an annoying sack of cunt.

[Mobo]

What's Jericho mad about today?

[Wilmington WOW]

it's times like this that i'm really pissed i can't listen. :arrrh:

are they fighting in studio?

holy shit you not listening to this

its fuckin intense, get it on audable.com

Po, its getting hot in here!!!!!!!!

[Awful Me]

maybe if they wouldn't have blown off xm yesterday Jeff wouldn't be pissed.

[TallBaby]

Good, Saget is coming in.

[stillbornstew]

holy shit you not listening to this

its fuckin intense, get it on audable.com

Po, its getting hot in here!!!!!!!!

*sigh* no, i'm at work. guess i'll have to do the replay. whats going on?

[Deadbent]

Morning fuckers

[Mobo]

Can't stand the Sagat.

[Stig]

OK, I'm about ready to rip out Jeff Ross's spleen and feed it to the sea gulls. He's being an annoying sack of cunt.

A whiny Jew. When does THAT ever happen? :rolleyes:

[Awful Me]

Can't stand the Sagat.

http://tenchionline.com/ragey/Sprites/Sagat-SF2GB.gif ?


EDIT:
Note to self: DON'T EVER GOOGLE SAGAT WITH THE FILTER TURNED OFF AGAIN.

[Wilmington WOW]

maybe if they wouldn't have blown off xm yesterday Jeff wouldn't be pissed.

yeah they did 4 minutes on Imus
so they skipped the entire XM show?

[Stig]

*sigh* no, i'm at work. guess i'll have to do the replay. whats going on?

They're trashing the Navy.

[Wilmington WOW]

that cow died so Opie could burn him while playing online poker


lingeeer ........

[Wilmington WOW]

*sigh* no, i'm at work. guess i'll have to do the replay. whats going on?

I cant do it to ya
just joshing ya in that last post
Ross is jokingly whinning, they are having fun with it, but you could tell that Ross was pissed yesterday. He has calmed down. Opie is throwing Ant under the Bus, and breaking Ross's chops. no need for Po

[stillbornstew]

They're trashing the Navy.

hell, i do that every day.

I cant do it to ya
just joshing ya in that last post
Ross is jokingly whinning, they are having fun with it, but you could tell that Ross was pissed yesterday. He has calmed down. Opie is throwing Ant under the Bus, and breaking Ross's chops. no need for Po


and IN for the replay. at fucking 2000 (thats 8 pm). so much for sleeping tonight.

[mendozathejew]

yeah they did 4 minutes on Imus
so they skipped the entire XM show?

it wasnt really about the on air segment

[krisko]

holy shit....if they jsut ignore jeff ross and interview bob saget the whole time i will be exceedingly happy

[Wilmington WOW]

it's Doug reacting to the number of fans that have left his J.V. website

[TallBaby]

Jeff Ross continues to go to the well with the Ken Burns documentary jokes.....Vos can come up with more diverse material than Ross can

[Wilmington WOW]

If you google ugly nebish whiny jewish comic you get ......



compared to Ross, Sagat looks like a "real" American

[krisko]

Morning fuckers
oooh good morning!
Can't stand the Sagat.
i <3 sagat

[norton23]

Jeff Ross continues to go to the well with the Ken Burns documentary jokes.....Vos can come up with more diverse material than Ross can


That's because Vos is a real comedian,,hate to give the guy credit,,,,,but it's true

[stillbornstew]

i <3 bewbies!!! :D

[Wilmington WOW]

it wasnt really about the on air segment

then why didint hey skip the FM show
they know they can skip the XM show without reprocussions
as Ant said earlier they are "hanging by a thread" with FM

[Stig]

holy shit....if they jsut ignore jeff ross and interview bob saget the whole time i will be exceedingly happy

x7.

Good morning, Miss. :action-sm

[English Gent]

Fan-fucking-tastic: Mr. 'Tries Too Hard To Be Shocking & Irreverent' is back on the show!!

[Mobo]

Fan-fucking-tastic: Mr. 'Tries Too Hard To Be Shocking & Irreverent' is back on the show!!

:clap::clap::clap:

[Stig]

Fan-fucking-tastic: Mr. 'Tries Too Hard To Be Shocking & Irreverent' is back on the show!!

Of course. Jimmy's on almost every day.

THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! :action-sm

[Mobo]

An episode of 1 vs 100 with O&A and the pests?!?!?! I don't like that idea......I LOVE IT!!!!

[krisko]

hi stiggy :)

[English Gent]

The show has now officially sunk to the 7th level of faggotry: they're discussing broadway musicals.

[CM Mark]

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! :action-sm

Unless you die of old age first. :action-sm


Oh, and good morning douchebags!!

[Wilmington WOW]

Of course. Jimmy's on almost every day.

THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! :action-sm

29,000+ posts nice
you should reach 30,000 by the first stupid comment today from the red headed dog fucker

[norton23]

Of course. Jimmy's on almost every day.

THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! :action-sm


wa wa waaaaaa:icon_mrgr

[TallBaby]

why do I get the feeling Ross wont be invited back for a while.....

[mendozathejew]

why do I get the feeling Ross wont be invited back for a while.....

they are mostly fucking around and having fun with it. dont take it that seriously

[Hepp See]

Jeff Ross at the Stress Factory tomorrow? I'm gonna go ahead and skip that, thanks.

[TallBaby]

they are mostly fucking around and having fun with it. dont take it that seriously

I meant because the last half hour has been shit radio of listening to him bitch.

[krisko]

why do I get the feeling Ross wont be invited back for a while.....

i must've missed something...my internet cut out, did something controversial happen going into break? :icon_eek:

[English Gent]

Can someone tell me when Jeff Ross is going to be at the Stress Factory? I want to put it in my diary to make sure that I give it a big, fat fucking skip.

Thanks.

[CougarHunter]

Jeff Ross is the surrogate Linda Stasi today.

A clucking hen.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning baggers! :action-sm

[JasonDelaney]

This is how weee dooo iiiiittt!

[nostrilthump]

I meant because the last half hour has been shit radio of listening to him bitch.

We listen for the bitchin'! (When is Jimmy at his best? When he's happy-go-lucky-Jimmy? I think not.)

[English Gent]

Morning baggers! :action-sm

Get AIDS, shitdick.

[Stig]

So remember folks: Go see Bob Sagat in The Drowsy Audience.

[stillbornstew]

angry jimmy is the besssssst. dragon wagon

[Dr. Hoffman]

Get AIDS, shitdick.

Die in a fire.

[stillbornstew]

hiya hoff and deadbent :action-sm

[Mobo]

I like funny comedians.

[Mobo]

Bob Sagat, Jeff Ross, and Jamie Kennedy: The "Progresively Worse Comedy Tour"

[CougarHunter]

I like yo-gurt

[krisko]

I like funny comedians.

funny comedians are for queers

[Dr. Hoffman]

hiya hoff and deadbent :action-sm

Good morning sailer. :action-sm

[Mobo]

funny comedians are for queers

Hey! You don't think my Broadway avatar is manly?

[nostrilthump]

Bob Saget- IMDB Trivia:
Is one of the few comedians who has been called both "The worst comedian ever" and "The best comedian ever"!

[TallBaby]

Bob Saget- IMDB Trivia:
Is one of the few comedians who has been called both "The worst comedian ever" and "The best comedian ever"!

Along with Dane Cook?

[Mobo]

Maybe they could have Ben Kingsley on to ask about.......oooooh.....nevermind...

[Mobo]

Was that Jimmy with a Mike Brady has AIDS joke? Who saw that coming?

[TallBaby]

Saget mentioned chicks with tits.....time to get this show on the right track and bring in AJ Poopyshitz

[The Sarge]

Okay. Off work and at home.

Myself and one of my co-workers traded accounts (Sirius & XM Online).

Gotta say, it's the same stuff, (music-wise).

Listenin' to Stern right now. Martina Navratalova (sp.--tennis player), is on hoo hoo's show.

Not really all that entertaining. He's talking about Martina and her lesbian life/experiences. Also, George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek) is on. Too many queers in one setting.

It's refreshing for a bit (in all honesty...just not amusing).

Damn, maybe I should have started a thread about this.

[Mobo]

Tom is alive and well on XM 202!

[CM Mark]

This isn't friday, hang up on this sick bastard. No one cares.

[Chester'sLiver]

Not only don't we care that Tom is still alive..We are disappointed...

[CougarHunter]

Not really all that entertaining. He's talking about Martina and her lesbian life/experiences. Also, George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek) is on. Too many queers in one setting.


Still 1989 right?

[Chester'sLiver]

He has a parrot's lung now...

[Mobo]

Okay. Off work and at home.

Myself and one of my co-workers traded accounts (Sirius & XM Online).

Gotta say, it's the same stuff, (music-wise).

Listenin' to Stern right now. Martina Navratalova (sp.--tennis player), is on hoo hoo's show.

Not really all that entertaining. He's talking about Martina and her lesbian life/experiences. Also, George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek) is on. Too many queers in one setting.

It's refreshing for a bit (in all honesty...just not amusing).

Damn, maybe I should have started a thread about this.

BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!

[TallBaby]

Did Tom just do a goat impression?

[CM Mark]

Did they just say no XM again today?

[English Gent]

Worst facial plastic surgery EVER:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/JoansplitXP0312_468x477.jpg

[kloraferm]

Did they just say no XM again today?
no

[Dr. Hoffman]

Worst facial plastic surgery EVER:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/JoansplitXP0312_468x477.jpg

Whoa!!! Who the fuck is that?

[krisko]

ooooh an XM show today! :)

[TallBaby]

Worst facial plastic surgery EVER:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/JoansplitXP0312_468x477.jpg

I didnt realize they could surgically give someone stubble. Modern science is amazing.

[Chester'sLiver]

Did they just say no XM again today?

Yeah, Opie had somewhere to go and Jimmy is flying again so they are skipping it today...Fucking sucks XM audience always gets the shaft...

[CougarHunter]

Worst facial plastic surgery EVER:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/JoansplitXP0312_468x477.jpg

Okay, what the fuck is that??

[English Gent]

Whoa!!! Who the fuck is that?

Joan Van Ark from Knot's Landing.

[CougarHunter]

hrm great minds think alot

[The Sarge]

Still 1989 right?

Seems so.

BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!

Howard Stern's penis....blah blah blah.

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Baggers :action-sm

Saw Sagets HBO Special last night. I love the guy on the show, but I had to turn it off. Sorry to say.

[TallBaby]

If I lost something and a homeless man found it...they can keep it.

[Mobo]

If I lost something and a homeless man found it...they can keep it.

Your virginity?

[Stig]

My back hurts. A lot. I need strong drugs.

[nostrilthump]

Speaking of tennis players...
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg

[CM Mark]

My back hurts. A lot. I need strong drugs.

I hear you there Stig. I have a fucked up back, and it has really been acting up the last few days. Sucks big time

[krisko]

<--------------- loves early EoG

[wetandstickyjim]

I hear you there Stig. I have a fucked up back, and it has really been acting up the last few days. Sucks big time

Swim walk Fellas, swim walk!

[wasp]

hmmmmm sounds promising

[Dr. Hoffman]

My back hurts. A lot. I need strong drugs.

Well...if you'd stop letting your wife be on top your back would probably feel a whole lot better... :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

Speaking of tennis players...
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_04.jpg

She must have one of those real meaty vags that Jimmy loves. That bulge is so big, if I didn't know better I'd swear she had a cock.

BTW, morning baggers. :action-sm

[Mobo]

My back hurts. A lot. I need strong drugs.

I'm breaking Stiggy's Back! (YEAH)!
You other posters don't know how to act (Yeah!)

[TallBaby]

"can we make fish/pussy jokes"



no. we cant.

[Stig]

Well...if you'd stop letting your wife be on top your back would probably feel a whole lot better... :action-sm
I'm not that dumb, Hoffmeister!
I hear you there Stig. I have a fucked up back, and it has really been acting up the last few days. Sucks big time
I messed it up a few years back bending the wrong way while putting down the hood of the car after putting in washer fluid. I was practically paralysed for a few days, and now it acts up from time to time. Right at the base of the spine. Hurts like a motherfucker.

[Awful Me]

i am glad Opie just used all of Jeffs ken burns jokes so now maybe he wont

[krisko]

I'm breaking Stiggy's Back! (YEAH)!
You other posters don't know how to act (Yeah!)

:haha7::haha7:

[TallBaby]

hahaha 8 track porn!

[Razor Roman]

morning folks.

[Stig]

That 8-track sounds like The Joan Crawford Sex Tapes.

[Stig]

morning folks.

RAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[CM Mark]

I'm not that dumb, Hoffmeister!

I messed it up a few years back bending the wrong way while putting down the hood of the car after putting in washer fluid. I was practically paralysed for a few days, and now it acts up from time to time. Right at the base of the spine. Hurts like a motherfucker.

I fucked mine up like four years ago, lifting a box of magazines when I worked at Barnes and Noble. Four of the bottom five facet joints in my spine are slipped. Hurts like a mother fucker pretty much all the time.

[Mobo]

I'm not that dumb, Hoffmeister!

I messed it up a few years back bending the wrong way while putting down the hood of the car after putting in washer fluid. I was practically paralysed for a few days, and now it acts up from time to time. Right at the base of the spine. Hurts like a motherfucker.

I.....I'm not even sure how this is possible.

[wetandstickyjim]

morning folks.

Morning Sweety!

[English Gent]

Jesus Christ, the guy playing the doctor has the accent skills of Dick Van Dyke in 'Mary Poppins'.

[krisko]

is this new 8 track porn or stuff we've already heard it? my office isn't really the best place to listen to audio porn :(

[Razor Roman]

RAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Kriskooooo!!!!!!!!!!!~! oooh... I mean STIGGGG!!!!!!!!!!~!!!

[krisko]

what the hell is the girls gone wild guy in jail for?

[Stig]

I.....I'm not even sure how this is possible.

You can bend the wrong way doing something totally innocuous, and completely destroy your back. It sucks.

[TallBaby]

Joe likes chicks.....with tits

[Stig]

what the hell is the girls gone wild guy in jail for?

For marketing the world's stupidest product.

[Dr. Hoffman]

what the hell is the girls gone wild guy in jail for?

I think its all about some of his earlier tapes having underage girls on them.

And Stig, how abouts changing your avatar?

[nolajersey]

Good morning all. I won't be able to post much today because I have to train the new girl. Apparently posting on WB isn't part of her training.

[krisko]

stop going back to the fucking town shitdick

[Razor Roman]

Stig... I was unaware that I was gonna get mouth fucked by Jason Lee...

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/jasonlee_earl.jpg\

[TallBaby]

This guy bitches more than Jeff Ross

[krisko]

Apparently posting on WB isn't part of her training.

well that's just silly :action-sm

hi nola!!!!



"guys, i've been in jail since april" "guys, i'veb een in jail for 8 months"

shut up guy.

[Stig]

I think its all about some of his earlier tapes having underage girls on them.

And Stig, how abouts changing your avatar?

Just get the cloth and wipe me up, Hoffman.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ugh...this guy is so full of shit. "I didn't do anything wrong" "It's all the other guys fault" Go screw Joe!

[Stig]

Stig... I was unaware that I was gonna get mouth fucked by Jason Lee...

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/jasonlee_earl.jpg\

The element of surprise is very important, Raz.

[CM Mark]

For marketing the world's stupidest product.

He made the Tater Mitts

http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/TATER_MITTS_AS_SEEN_ON_TV.jpg

[CM Mark]

I think this guy is making a great point. I mean, after all, he is

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Stig]

He made the Tater Mitts

http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/TATER_MITTS_AS_SEEN_ON_TV.jpg

He could re-brand that as a masturbation glove and make a fortune.

[sbrainb]

morning baggers

[TallBaby]

Ross is gonna get pissed that this guy is taking up all his air time....

[Jimmy's Junk]

Jeffery Ross' bad documentary jokes are better than this phoner. boo boo boo

[Chester'sLiver]

my xm unit just fell asleep for a minute...

[CM Mark]

Too bad this call is not being monitored for boringness. It would have ended a long time ago. zzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzZz.

[nolajersey]

This guy sucks. It also sucks that he is being held without bail.

[nolajersey]

my xm unit just fell asleep for a minute...
mine did too. :(

[CM Mark]

This guy sucks. It also sucks that he is being held without bail.

Too bad he's not being held without phone priviledges.

[CougarHunter]

the drowsy xm unit?

[SteveSteele]

Good morning all. I won't be able to post much today because I have to train the new girl. Apparently posting on WB isn't part of her training.

NOLA!!! What's up girl? :action-sm

Not only is posting on Wackbag part of training, so is listening to O&A. Set the new girl straight.

[Boho]

my xm unit just fell asleep for a minute...

Mine too.

[TallBaby]

later guys.....I'm gonna go watch C-Span....

[seeinred]

Good morning (again) 'Baggers. Class sucked balls, thanks for your concern.

[Dr. Hoffman]

This guy sucks. It also sucks that he is being held without bail.

I think he should be held without bail for being such a smug son of a bitch.

Good morning sweetie. :action-sm

[nolajersey]

NOLA!!! What's up girl? :action-sm

Not only is posting on Wackbag part of training, so is listening to O&A. Set the new girl straight.
Oh crap I have to go. I'll be back during lunch.

[CM Mark]

Hey Joe, what's your favourite part of being in jail?

Well, I CLICK!!!

[Redding]

O&A should tell joe about T&A with O&A

Joe doesnt like jail...........he ummm really doesnt like it

[Mobo]

[Jeff Ross] I've seen boobs before. Why not try and bring me into the conversation?[/Jeff Ross]

[English Gent]

"He didn't land in Florida! Florida landed on him!!"

[Stig]

Good morning all. I won't be able to post much today because I have to train the new girl. Apparently posting on WB isn't part of her training.

This post is just a couple of words away from being really hot.

[Mobo]

30 countries? I wanna see "Girls Gone Wild: Lithuania"

[krisko]

This guy sucks. It also sucks that he is being held without bail.

i'm sure he's not as innocent as he's letting on....i normally give the mmmaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn the benefit of the doubt over closeted homo's trying too hard by making films of naked teens

[TallBaby]

Bob Saget brings up his AWESOME kids!

[The Sarge]

later guys.....I'm gonna go watch C-Span....

C-SPAN guru too? Same here. Good on ya!

[Redding]

its good that every girl thats been on this show has been truthful about there age....opps

[Stig]

i'm sure he's not as innocent as he's letting on....i normally give the mmmaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn the benefit of the doubt over closeted homo's trying too hard by making films of naked teens

If any of this abuse stuff is true, though, he should end up owning that town.

[Mobo]

I'm sick of the word "documentary".

[Razor Roman]

Good morning all. I won't be able to post much today because I have to train the new girl. Apparently posting on WB isn't part of her training.

Hey Nola.

I think you should train her. We could use some fresh meat on the bag.

[TheJew]

o sweet jesus bree olsen!!

[Jimmy's Junk]

o sweet jesus bree olsen!!


She's one of my fav's.

[seeinred]

o sweet jesus bree olsen!!

Dammit what'd I miss about her?

[Stig]

Here's the link to send letters to the Governor and Atty. General. (http://www.meetjoefrancis.com/helpnow/)

Here's that spinning cock you like so much. (www.meatspin.com)

[CougarHunter]

2 hours till THE VIEW. Will be watching with the mute on. Who wants to listen to jew hens cluck when you can listen to the jew hen on 202 ?

[CM Mark]

Here's the link to send letters to the Governor and Atty. General. (http://www.meetjoefrancis.com/helpnow/)

Here's that spinning cock you like so much. (www.meatspin.com)

I'll take what's behind link 2 please

[Stig]

2 hours till THE VIEW. Will be watching with the mute on. Who wants to listen to jew hens cluck when you can listen to the jew hen on 202 ?

East Side Dave's kike wife?

[Stig]

I'll take what's behind link 2 please

Take it all, you little bitch! :icon_eek:

[TheJew]

Dammit what'd I miss about her?

she's coming in tomorrow with some other hoooooooah

[nostrilthump]

Bob Saget brings up his AWESOME kids!

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53073451.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE6DF9BDFFF0C39A95 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

[CM Mark]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53073451.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE6DF9BDFFF0C39A95 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif
http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif
http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif

[Dr. Hoffman]

I think Amy Fisher is worse at the porno talk than the eight track porn chicks.

[Jimmy's Junk]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53073451.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE6DF9BDFFF0C39A95 A40A659CEC4C8CB6


the one in the front looks like a goer. :D

[SteveSteele]

http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif
http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif
http://www.munic.state.ct.us/BURLINGTON/us_one_dollar_bill/us_dollar_front.gif

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Stig]

Is there a "FRUNKIS!" at the end of this?

[Mobo]

That's why they're playing this audio....they're from Bayshore. They love anything out of Bayshore.

[CM Mark]

That's why they're playing this audio....they're from Bayshore. They love anything out of Bayshore.

Shitty Audio From Bayshore, you're on the air



EDIT: I'm refering, of course, to the porno. Steve from Bayshore, kicks ass

[Cromwell]

Mornin' blackjacklily, Boho, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Jimmy's Junk, krinkle krinkle, krisko, lokimanahan, n8crwlr, nostrilthump, ratcity10, Razor Roman, sbrainb, seeinred, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, TallBaby, TheJew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim :action-sm

I love assfucking talk :icon_cool

[Mobo]

I love assfucking talk :icon_cool

Sometimes......it's just too easy.

[SteveSteele]

Mornin' blackjacklily, Boho, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Jimmy's Junk, krinkle krinkle, krisko, lokimanahan, n8crwlr, nostrilthump, ratcity10, Razor Roman, sbrainb, seeinred, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, TallBaby, TheJew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim :action-sm

I love assfucking talk :icon_cool

Morning Croms. :action-sm

This is Amy Fisher porn audio.

[TallBaby]

.....now, lick my sweaty balls

[Stig]

Mornin' blackjacklily, Boho, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Jimmy's Junk, krinkle krinkle, krisko, lokimanahan, n8crwlr, nostrilthump, ratcity10, Razor Roman, sbrainb, seeinred, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, TallBaby, TheJew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim :action-sm

I love taking a good assfucking

Fixed it for ya!
(From a couple hundred miles away :action-sm)

[CougarHunter]

Asscave Tuesday on the Opie and Anthony show

[Cromwell]

Guys - I love everything you write!

I *do* love assfucking

I love Amy Fisher.

I'm in love with love :)

[CougarHunter]

Its Damone fucking Amy Fisher

[Stig]

Jesus, this guy is the worst dirty talker ever.

[Mobo]

Guys - I love everything you write!

I *do* love assfucking

I love Amy Fisher.

I'm in love with love :)

See, Croms is a lover, not a fighter! ;)

[TallBaby]

Than laughing in the background is great

[Stig]

When does she say "Please don't stop treating me like a whoooah!"

[English Gent]

Fuck me, this tape is about as sexy as Stephen Hawking's colostomy bag.

[CougarHunter]

Fuck me, this tape is about as sexy as Stephen Hawking's colostomy bag.

Now im fillin up

[wetandstickyjim]

Fuck me, this tape is about as sexy as Stephen Hawking's colostomy bag.

Now I'm starvin'.


Morning Croms

[TallBaby]

does this video have the caption:

"I move away from the mic to breathe in" ?

[Cromwell]

Continued Mornin' peeps :action-sm

Loving the commentary over this dreck :icon_mrgr

(Yeah, I'm McLovin today :rolleyes:)

Don't worry - something will set me off and I'll be angry asshole again :hamm:

[Stig]

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/amy-fisher-nude.jpg

[CougarHunter]

Speaking of the kids room, Bob Saget here. Bob how are those Olsen twins?

[TallBaby]

Roland ripped off my instant feedback

[krisko]

Roland ripped off my instant feedback

hoo hoo

is the show funny? i wish i could listen :(

[Stig]

They probably filmed 8 orgasms in one afternoon. How much jizz do they expect this amateur to squirt?

[krisko]

oooh 2 girls 1 cup reaction!?!?!?!!

[Mobo]

hoo hoo

is the show funny? i wish i could listen :(

I don't think today's show would be condusive to work listening......

[Stig]

hoo hoo

is the show funny? i wish i could listen :(

Now you can't even listen? Cripes, first you have the same avatar as Friday, now you have the same problem!
I can't tell you two apart anymore.

[TallBaby]

Jesus......enough with the Ken Burns lines Jeff....

[krisko]

They probably filmed 8 orgasms in one afternoon. How much jizz do they expect this amateur to squirt?

as opposed to professionals like yourself? :icon_eek:

[krisko]

Now you can't even listen? Cripes, first you have the same avatar as Friday, now you have the same problem!
I can't tell you two apart anymore.

hey i had that avatar first!!!!! :)

and i just can't listen because of the smut

[TallBaby]

Jesus......enough with the Ken Burns lines Jeff....

I should have just typed this once 3 hours ago and quoted it every time rather than retyping it 7 times

[Stig]

as opposed to professionals like yourself? :icon_eek:

<----Check out the picture, babe. :icon_cool

[Stig]

hey i had that avatar first!!!!! :)

and i just can't listen because of the smut

Smut's over.
And maybe you should bring the sexy back for a while. :)

[krisko]

lilly!!!! yay!

[krisko]

Smut's over.
And maybe you should bring the sexy back for a while. :)

what...an eraser sodomizing another eraser isn't hot enough for you?

[Stig]

what...an eraser sodomizing another eraser isn't hot enough for you?

Not if neither one is restrained in some way. :haha7:

[Deadbent]

Ron and Fez, Twelve to noon.

[LAX]

:love:I was sleeping....but something just woke me up...:love:

[TallBaby]

krisko you're from G.R.? I was born there. Glad I moved when I did though...

[krisko]

earl's asexual??/ kinda like ken burns?????

[krisko]

krisko you're from G.R.? I was born there. Glad I moved when I did though...

GR is for homosexuals, i shall be leaving shortly. when did you leave?

[TallBaby]

GR is for homosexuals, i shall be leaving shortly. when did you leave?

moved out of G.R. in 1994, but just to Kentwood until 1999....right about the time the ninjas really started infesting the area.

[krisko]

great another smut show tomorrow :( i wont' be able to listen then either

[CM Mark]

great another smut show tomorrow :( i wont' be able to listen then either

call in sick. :action-sm

[krisko]

moved out of G.R. in 1994, but just to Kentwood until 1999....right about the time the ninjas really started infesting the area.

so you're in kentwood now?! ew. i'm in wyoming actually but i say grand rapids so there's no confusion

[SteveSteele]

Later baggers. See you all in tomorrow's thread.

[krisko]

call in sick. :action-sm

i took thursdee and fridee off for the babyfuck bash :action-sm

[CM Mark]

so you're in kentwood now?! ew. i'm in wyoming actually but i say grand rapids so there's no confusion

now I'm confused. I thought you lived in Michigan. "whaa"

[CM Mark]

i took thursdee and fridee off for the babyfuck bash :action-sm

BABYFUCK BASH, now what would that be?

[Deadbent]

Wow, I thought someone actually did the logical thing, and parodied Punk Rock Girl into

Frrrrrrrunkis-Girl.

[TallBaby]

so you're in kentwood now?! ew. i'm in wyoming actually but i say grand rapids so there's no confusion

no, I moved out of kentwood in '99, and then came back for one year and finished high school there and graduated in 2001. Then I went to college and am now near Ft. Worth, TX.

I've been back to Kentwood and G.R. once or twice since I moved out of Michigan, and the place looks like shit.

[Stig]

I wish Chet Holmes would cold-call his way into a coffin.

[TallBaby]

now I'm confused. I thought you lived in Michigan. "whaa"

There is a Wyoming, Michigan which is a city near Grand Rapids.

[krisko]

now I'm confused. I thought you lived in Michigan. "whaa"
smartass
BABYFUCK BASH, now what would that be?

i'll tell you what it's not, it's not a party where you fuck babies sssshhhhhhhhh :action-sm

[CM Mark]

There is a Wyoming, Michigan which is a city near Grand Rapids.

I'll never understand you midwesterners.

[TallBaby]

so they spent 2/3 of the show today either going through the Amy Fischer tape, Watching 2-girls-1-cup, or listening to Jeff Ross bitch....when there's a gem like this that came out today???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071204/hl_nm/britain_maternity_dc

[Hudson]

is Darrien otoole really named Kate walsh?

[LAX]

i'll tell you what it's not, it's not a party where you fuck babies sssshhhhhhhhh :action-sm


Well.....I'm out

[CM Mark]

cunt

Fixed

i'll tell you what it's not, it's not a party where you fuck babies sssshhhhhhhhh :action-sm

Damn. I'm not showing up now

[Stig]

i'll tell you what it's not, it's not a party where you fuck babies sssshhhhhhhhh :action-sm

Two Babies, One Fuck.

[CougarHunter]

is Darrien otoole really named Kate walsh?

Was wondering that meself. Think it is Kate Walsh of Greys Anatomy...

[Sam_Adams]

Hmmm where is that lovely girl Krisko?

[Deadbent]

replaying because working days blow ass.

[Sam_Adams]

replaying because working days blow ass.

What? oh, I get it now. Your work sucks dick so you're being paid to listen to the replay.

[Deadbent]

What?

Nothin, and Krisko was here a minute ago :action-sm

[Mobo]

Hey Dead, you should get your 360 on-line today and download the system update. Oh, and by the way, while your there, you can accept my effing request! No, seriously, you should do that.

[Deadbent]

Hey Dead, you should get your 360 on-line today and download the system update. Oh, and by the way, while your there, you can accept my effing request! No, seriously, you should do that.


ooof. you mean you and standby weren't the two requests I accepted last week on live!!?

I go on there like... once a month or something, hehe.

(and the update, I installed it a week ago too ;) )

[Deadbent]

chokjoxchockjokshokchokshoxchockjox.

[krisko]

Hmmm where is that lovely girl Krisko?

i'm right here!
Nothin, and Krisko was here a minute ago :action-sm

you know i dont do that :action-sm

[Deadbent]

out the 'aaaamper

[krisko]

Hey Dead, you should get your 360 on-line today and download the system update. Oh, and by the way, while your there, you can accept my effing request! No, seriously, you should do that.

soon i shall have an xbox360!!! santa is bringing me one, in fact he already bought it and i kinda want to go snoop for it :)

[Mobo]

ooof. you mean you and standby weren't the two requests I accepted last week on live!!?

I go on there like... once a month or something, hehe.

(and the update, I installed it a week ago too ;) )

yeah, I act like something magical will happen when you accept it, but the truth is that I rarely go on, and usually it's just to download things. Playing people on-line makes me feel bad because I suck at most games.

[Stig]

The Replay: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

[Mobo]

soon i shall have an xbox360!!! santa is bringing me one, in fact he already bought it and i kinda want to go snoop for it :)

when you "find" it, you gotta let me know your gamertag. I wanna have 1 female in my friends list. See if it disrupts the time/space continuum....

[Dr. Hoffman]

In for the replay.

[Stig]

Nazi action figures aren't made to glorify them.
They're just for fans of the era. You know.

[Stig]

when you "find" it, you gotta let me know your gamertag. I wanna have 1 female in my friends list. See if it disrupts the time/space continuum....

Great. The world's gonna end so you can sign up ONE girl. :mad4:

[OhioPest]

Replay: "funny replay comment here"

[Mobo]

These action figures, you'ld swear to God they're the real people.....

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_hitler_1b.jpg

[krisko]

Great. The world's gonna end so you can sign up ONE girl. :mad4:

i'll be your friend on that thing too...i dno't really know what gamer tag is....but i'll learn soon enough. i think i'm goign to make my gamer tag.....krisko

<----------- so original!!!

[Deadbent]

Coat hangar impalement?

Oh.. in her eye.


That IS something you don't see everyday.

Yep, definitely news worthy.

[Deadbent]

i'll be your friend on that thing too...i dno't really know what gamer tag is....but i'll learn soon enough. i think i'm goign to make my gamer tag.....krisko

<----------- so original!!!



You know that's not going to work when 37302 baggers are now scurrying to their 360's to make their gamer tag... krisko.

[wetandstickyjim]

Afternoon Faggots :action-sm

[Mobo]

i'll be your friend on that thing too...i dno't really know what gamer tag is....but i'll learn soon enough. i think i'm goign to make my gamer tag.....krisko

<----------- so original!!!

It's that thing that shows up in my sig. Universalremobot was waaay too long, so I went with Ronfan.

[krisko]

You know that's not going to work when 37302 baggers are now scurrying to their 360's to make their gamer tag... krisko.

i'll hunt em down!!!!! :mad4:

[CougarHunter]

Must get one of these but shit they are expensive.

http://www.geocities.com/cbross203/images_jocko_N.jpg

[Mobo]

Must get one of these but shit they are expensive.

http://www.geocities.com/cbross203/images_jocko_N.jpg

make sure to check the teeth first.

[Deadbent]

I hate these motherfuckin snake-bites... ON THE EYE

[CougarHunter]

make sure to check the teef first.

fixed it fer ya :action-sm

[Mobo]

I hate these motherfuckin snake-bites... ON THE EYE

that story should have ended with, "and then she served me my eggs." Disgusting Waffle House waitressess.

[OhioPest]

I hate these motherfuckin snake-bites... ON THE EYE

Snake Bite
Yukon Jack topped with lime Juice

twas the drink of choice back in the day

[krisko]

i don't just dislike women who wear pink jerseys I HOPE THEY GET AIDS.....wait that's not how the bit goes is it?

oh well, it's true

[Stig]

Snake Bite
Yukon Jack topped with lime Juice

twas the drink of choice back in the day

That would give you the old Angry Pirate, if you got it in your eye.

[Stig]

i don't just dislike women who wear pink jerseys I HOPE THEY GET AIDS.....wait that's not how the bit goes is it?

oh well, it's true

I don't just love Krisko...;)

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't just love Krisko...;)

I LOVE her!!!

[Stig]

My right nut hurts.

Discuss.

[Mobo]

My right nut hurts.

Discuss.

Then that's your wrong nut.

[krisko]

going to school now :(

[Mobo]

My back hurts. A lot. I need strong drugs.

My right nut hurts.

Discuss.

Age is a bitch. You're literally falling apart, you old fart.

[Stig]

going to school now :(

Have a good day Krisko! :action-sm

[Stig]

Age is a bitch. You're literally falling apart, you old fart.

Just you wait, you whippersnapper. You'll see!

[Deadbent]

Nearly two years!!

Haha..

She must've been a real firecracker, just totally loved and cared for by relatives.

[Deadbent]

he's a very loving cat.. very delishhhisss

[wetandstickyjim]

Nearly two years!!

Haha..

She must've been a real firecracker, just totally loved and cared for by relatives.

Didn't they say she was dressed to go out? Maybe there's some other firecracker with a dress that's too big on lying in the hallway too?

In another house.

[wetandstickyjim]

Do I smell a Stephen Lynch song coming?

[Stig]

I'm pretty sure that if I didn't pay the rent for two years, someone would investigate.
How did this dead cunt get away with that?

[wetandstickyjim]

I'm pretty sure that if I didn't pay the rent for two years, someone would investigate.
How did this dead cunt get away with that?

Older woman. Probably paid for in full.

Didn't anyone have to read a meter?

Fullerbrush salesman?

[Stig]

Older woman. Probably paid for in full.

Didn't anyone have to read a meter?



Yes, but no time for the old in-out, in-out. LINGER LONGERRRRR!

See you guys tomorrow. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

how is it they all can name themselves and their kids mohammad, but you can't name a stuffed bear.

wtf.

[Stig]

how is it they all can name themselves and their kids mohammad, but you can't name a stuffed bear.

wtf.

You're not asking Muslims to be rational, are you? :haha7:

[wetandstickyjim]

And boom goes the dynamite.

[OhioPest]

It would have totally rocked if O&A fucked up Imus's first day back on the air.

[KNUCKLEUP]

omg i couldn't tell if that was anthony doing an imus impression at first hahahaahha

[wetandstickyjim]

Good for the boys! :clap::clap:

[oandapartycock]

Hi all. Looks like the usual suspects in here. :action-sm

[OhioPest]

Hi all. Looks like the usual suspects in here. :action-sm
enduser, gurlsgurl, ImChrisHansen, oandapartycock, Stig, TitanicSlide

[TallBaby]

for those of you not here this morning....buckle in for 40 more minutes of Ross complaining, and then 3 hours of him making the same Ken Burns joke.

[oandapartycock]

I think Ross has a valid point. I saw his documentary of his he did about Iraq.

[oandapartycock]

Also, Ross couldn't bring it up himself. When writers come in Jimmy won't bring up his own book, he waits for Op or Ant to do it.

[Save My Up's Dick]

for those of you not here this morning....buckle in for 40 more minutes of Ross complaining, and then 3 hours of him making the same Ken Burns joke.
Thanks for the heads up...but don't rooooooin it for me/us

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

ooooh they talked about my linger longer jimmy hat story today!

yay!

[meanmarv]

Boobies!!!

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

Boobies!!!
Sir, I think I soiled a perfectly clean linen to your sig once.

HUGZ!!

[oandapartycock]

I gots work to do, bye. Wavy hand.

[meanmarv]

Sir, I think I soiled a perfectly clean linen to your sig once.

HUGZ!!

My keyboard is all sticky and difficult to use for some reason?

[BroGonzo]

I'm so excited for the Saget reaction audio.