O & A Listening Thread: 12/05/07 - Day After Delusional Cunt's Non-Appearance

[English Gent]

Good morning, fucktards.

[LAX]

good morning

[seeinred]

Morning indeed

[Hudson]

morning

[Deadbent]

Top of the morning, cockpumpers. :action-sm

[norton23]

morning negroe's

[Deadbent]

Snowing like shit over in Chicago.
5 bucks says it fucks with my flight.

[seeinred]

I just learned that people who receive a dishonorable discharge from the military are prohibited from possessing firearms. Fascinating stuff.

[Deadbent]

Your country loves welchers.

[English Gent]

I just learned that people who receive a dishonorable discharge from the military are prohibited from possessing firearms. Fascinating stuff.

Yes, but, in fairness, although they may have given service to their country, and one would presume that their right to bear arms should be at least equal to that of an ordinary citizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

[English Gent]

It's official: the world is going to hell in a handbasket -

Hospital staff told to make sure Muslim patients' beds face Mecca five times a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=499547&in_page_id=1770

[Earth2murf]

la la la la

[WOWmagnet]

hi

[Larper]

Morning.

[TallBaby]

Send it to black earl

[English Gent]

Jesus Christ, Jimmy, you're putting me off my breakfast.

[norton23]

Snowing like shit over in Chicago.
5 bucks says it fucks with my flight.


I got ten on that

[XMCanadian]

Good Morning, Happy WOW!!!
http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6616/photoob0.jpg

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

Snowing like shit over in Chicago.
5 bucks says it fucks with my flight.We only got about an inch to 1 1/2 inches.


So who is the Delusional Cunt?

[madbam]

Morning Baggers.....Happy WOW....hotness ensues:

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5213/43lz9.jpg

[TallBaby]

I bet AJ Poopyshitz hasnt seen any....

[English Gent]

Nice work, cokelogic:

http://923krock.com/pages/590943.php (http://www.meatspin.com)

[cokelogic]

Morning Baggers.....Happy WOW....hotness ensues:

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5213/43lz9.jpgGreat ass pic, Bam! You deserve an ice cold on of these:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/opweiser.jpg

[English Gent]

So who is the Delusional Cunt?




Darian O'Douls.

[cokelogic]

Darian O'Douls.Ah. I miss her already. She's a fucking psycho!

[Deadbent]

Damn Coke! You only got a few inches? wtf.
I'm gonna have to go back out and shovel before I ride out.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning, stupid fucktards here think a dusting of snow is WHITE DEATH!!!111.

Some school's are already closed though, it's funny.

[seeinred]

Morning, stupid fucktards here think a dusting of snow is WHITE DEATH!!!111.

Some school's are already closed though, it's funny.

I was on my way down to Florida once, stayed the night in Kentucky. There was maybe an inch and a half of snow on the ground, and it seemed like every school in the state was closed, plus there were tons of accidents all over the place. Snow has a slightly different effect down there than it does here I guess.

[Smokezilla]

I wanna hear Kenny doing "Rock Lobster"!!!

[English Gent]

I wanna hear Kenny doing "Rock Lobster"!!!

Really? I'd like to see Kenny do what I like to call 'The Ballad Of R. Bud Dwyer'.

[CM Mark]

Good morning douchebags!!

[VilleDick]

Gooooooooooood morning Wackbag

[GoCamels]

DOWN GOES WHOOPI AGAIN!!!

From www.VARTV.com
Entercom AC "2WD" WWDE/101.3 Hampton/Virginia Beach has dropped the "Wake Up With Whoopi" morning show. The link to her show has also disappeared from the station's website. In the latest ratings, the "Wake Up With Whoopi" show lagged behind other dayparts at the station and was a big reason for the program being yanked, we're told.

This is the fourth station to drop Whoopi (down to eight now) who debuted on 2WD just over 13 months ago. Whoopi replaced "The Breakfast Bunch" with Ted Alexander and Jennifer Pulley.

[English Gent]

You can't quite appreciate it just by listening to it, but this footage of the police officer tazing this chick is the worst overreaction and blatant misuse of force I've ever seen. I'm all for the cops protecting themselves, but that guy was a cunt having a bad day.

[mayor menino]

enough with the fucking meatspin!!!!!!!!

[English Gent]

enough with the fucking meatspin!!!!!!!!

Waaah waaaah waaaah.......

[cokelogic]

Denis Sandler

[cokelogic]

enough with the fucking meatspin!!!!!!!!http://www.meatspin.com

[English Gent]

Hey, I haven't heard something by Weird Al in quite a while.

[SOS]

I hope you edit the shit out of them talking about gay porn and send it in.

[Blue Heeler]

Who the fuck could like this horrible song? Leary sucks as a musician...stick to comedy.

[cokelogic]

This is a far, far cry from "Asshole".

[kscott]

Big Tut

[CM Mark]

http://www.meatspin.com

You spin me right round baby right round!


So, shall we try and get meatspin as #1 on google trends today?

[VilleDick]

This is a far, far cry from "Asshole".

Asshole was the besssssssssst

[cokelogic]

You spin me right round baby right round!


So, shall we try and get meatspin as #1 on google trends today?Oooo! Great idea. IF Op, so it's more than just us.

[Awful Me]

Who the fuck could like this horrible song? Leary sucks as a musician...stick to comedy.

What sucks is, they will praise it like it's hilarious because it's Dennis Leary. If that exact song played on another morning show and they didn't know they singer, they would TRASH it!

Oh yeah, Hiya Buddays!

[CM Mark]

Oooo! Great idea. IF Op, so it's more than just us.

I did just after I posted it. I'm already refreshing the google search screen multiple times

[VilleDick]

The Pinky is always loving though, even when it's not used tenderly

[cokelogic]

What sucks is, they will praise it like it's hilarious because it's Dennis Leary. If that exact song played on another morning show and they didn't know they singer, they would TRASH it!

Oh yeah, Hiya Buddays!Sad but true. As honest as the show is, sometimes the boys don't trash shit depending on the person.

If Rich Vos had released that song, it would be Voscember. Just endless ridicule for weeks to come.

[CM Mark]

my finger hurts from hitting search so many damn times

[CM Mark]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=meatspin&btnG=Search (http://www.meatspin.com)


Help out. Let's do this. Get meatspin as number one on google trends

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah, let's click on that fucking link while at work.....

[cokelogic]

my finger hurts from hitting search so many damn timesSpare yourself the pain. Unless Op announces it on air, you're just going to end up with "button pushing finger" or better known as, "George Jetson Syndrome.

[CM Mark]

okay, okay, legitimate link too seach meatspin on google. I promise
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=meatspin&btnG=Search

[norton23]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/838/57/l6109532797_6592.jpg

[cokelogic]

Did Jim just buy a thesaurus?

[norton23]

Jimmy's being a goose

[Awful Me]

edit

[SOS]

Sherri Shepherd doesn't know the world is flat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC117UYsHs)

Sherri Shepherd: Jesus predates everything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckb0Pwfpkbc)

[Deadbent]

women are to intelligent as fire is to feels good.

[cokelogic]

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: Jesus

[umo]

Jesus is God. He preceded everybody.

[VilleDick]

women are to intelligent as fire is to feels good.

Women are to intelligent as Pinky is to your groin

Linger 10 minutes!!!!!!

[Awful Me]

Opie is turning into a housewife hahahaah

[umo]

Billy Joel released his stupid anti war song to the Howard Stern show yesterday. I cant believe OnA are taking Joel's day old leftovers.

[VilleDick]

Billy Joel released his stupid anti war song to the Howard Stern show yesterday. I cant believe OnA are taking Joel's day old leftovers.

Ewww, this is awful

http://media.putfile.com/joelsternwarsong.mp3 (http://www.meatspin.com)

[Jimmy's Junk]

Mornin' Baggers

[LAX]

My guess for guess the sound is

Women getting tazed

[RobeSoup&Tears]

My guess for guess the sound is

Women getting tazed

Morning...here's the video to the sound of the day.

http://www.break.com/index/dog-humps-kid-playing-wii.html

[Jimmy's Junk]

great call Robe

[haider254]

Morning all!

Not listening to the show at the moment, actually watching Boston Legal. They have a case with a Jock Shock getting fired over saying contreversial things! Should be interesting :P

[CM Mark]

Morning...here's the video to the sound of the day.

http://www.break.com/index/dog-humps-kid-playing-wii.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's fucking hysterical

[Deadbent]

Crunch, crunch, crunch.


Slurp, slurp, slurp.

[Mobo]

Crunch, crunch, crunch.


Slurp, slurp, slurp.

That sounds like.......a half.....no, no.....a pound of chocolate.......annnnnd....a liter of coke......no wait! Pepsi!

Morning Baggers.

[Jimmy's Junk]

Is this Erock's girl?

[Mobo]

THE CHEAT!!!!!

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/9/97/cheat_keyboard.png/220px-cheat_keyboard.png

[English Gent]

Please call this bitch.

[Mobo]

Please call me a bitch.

bitch.

[meaty_vag_lips]

morning baggers

[stillbornstew]

afternoon baggerino's. :action-sm

buenos dias pendejos!!!!

[LAX]

Yup....She's cheating.....

[PartyRock24]

Morning Baggers!
Happy Hanukka
yes i no i spelled that wrong

[Mobo]

morning baggers

afternoon baggerino's. :action-sm

buenos dias pendejos!!!!

Welcome to today's exciting and fast paced listening thread!

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers!
Happy Hanukka
yes i no i spelled that wrong

and that too.

[stillbornstew]

Welcome to today's exciting and fast paced listening thread!

yes, it does seem riveting today. i'm on call so i can't leave here until the show's over.

[Mobo]

This lady is actually exhibiting passive aggressive behavior and L'il Jimmy hasn't called her on it.

[English Gent]

Women are basically cunts: discuss.

[n8crwlr]

Morning...here's the video to the sound of the day.

http://www.break.com/index/dog-humps-kid-playing-wii.html

Morning, I have a sister-in-law that my Doberman/Great Dane did that to out in the driveway. My wife was laughing so hard, she could not call him off.

[CM Mark]

good morning to the douchebags that have come in since I last said that

[meaty_vag_lips]

It would be nice if she crashed while still on the phone.

[CM Mark]

CM Mark is a cunt

Fixed

[LAX]

Women are basically cunts: discuss.

Nothing to discuss you basically summed it all up:p

[stillbornstew]

good morning to the douchebags that have come in since I last said that

morning jizz sipper :action-sm













you know i love yah!!

[CM Mark]

morning jizz sipper :action-sm













you know i love yah!!

In a homo, or no homo kinda way?

[TallBaby]

The motto of all womens groups should be:

OM NOM NOM NOM

[Mobo]

Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Stig]

Good morning, sperm-chuggers.

[Stig]

Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Ooooo! Didn't realize we were getting an intro! :action-sm
THANK YOU......THANK YOU....

[CM Mark]

Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

I would have introduced them as one of wackbag's hottest, and wackbag's oldest, Krisko and Stig

[meaty_vag_lips]

Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:



:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[VilleDick]

Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

:fight6:
<=========Wackbag's finest :action-sm

[Deadbent]

Love the Doomsday Clock rejoiner.

[Stig]

I would have introduced them as one of wackbag's hottest, and wackbag's oldest, Krisko and Stig

Krisko's not old!

Oh wait...Heyyyyyyyyyy! :fight6:

[krisko]

catching up :) (i slept in i'm lazy
Snowing like shit over in Chicago.
5 bucks says it fucks with my flight.
if it fucks with my flight i'll hurt someone!
enough with the fucking meatspin!!!!!!!!
never enough sir
my finger hurts from hitting search so many damn times
spambot! :icon_eek:

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/838/57/l6109532797_6592.jpg
thank you!!!!!!!
women are to intelligent as fire is to feels good.
hheeyyy
Ladies and gentlemen....please put your hands together for 2 of Wackbag's finest:
Krisko..................and..................Stig! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
oooohhhhh thank you sie! :action-sm

[LAX]

I would have introduced them as wackbag's hottest, and wackbag's oldest, Krisko and Stig


fixed it for ya

[English Gent]

This cunt on the phone should be given clitoral circumcision and have her labia fed to the dogs.

[Mobo]

I love it when she calls me "sie"!

[LAX]

She this kinda cunt is exactly what I'm talking about

[Mobo]

She this kinda cunt is exactly what I'm talking about

Vos?

[LAX]

Vos?

:haha7:

I'm not even gonna edit.....It's early :(

[Stig]

So, this is fun:
I nearly died this morning.
I was in the right lane on the highway with an 18-wheeler behind me. Two cars are merging in from an offramp, they're not yielding, not looking, and the one in front is putting on his fucking BRAKES.
I cranked the wheel to the right, the truck just barely missed me on the left, and I followed those assholes to my exit leaning on the horn the whole way.
When I finally let go of the steering wheel, all my fingertips were tingling from gripping it so hard.
Stupid fuckers.

[Mobo]

So, this is fun:
I nearly died this morning.
I was in the right lane on the highway with an 18-wheeler behind me. Two cars are merging in from an offramp, they're not yielding, not looking, and the one in front is putting on his fucking BRAKES.
I cranked the wheel to the right, the truck just barely missed me on the left, and I followed those assholes to my exit leaning on the horn the whole way.
When I finally let go of the steering wheel, all my fingertips were tingling from gripping it so hard.
Stupid fuckers.

Boy, that's not how I thought you were going to go.....

[LAX]

So, this is fun:
I nearly died this morning.
I was in the right lane on the highway with an 18-wheeler behind me. Two cars are merging in from an offramp, they're not yielding, not looking, and the one in front is putting on his fucking BRAKES.
I cranked the wheel to the right, the truck just barely missed me on the left, and I followed those assholes to my exit leaning on the horn the whole way.
When I finally let go of the steering wheel, all my fingertips were tingling from gripping it so hard.
Stupid fuckers.


Well that would have been about the only chance MartianVirus would have had to surpass you in posts

[VilleDick]

I was in the right lane on the highway with an 18-wheeler behind me. Two cars are merging in from an offramp, they're not yielding, not looking, and the one in front is putting on his fucking BRAKES.
I cranked the wheel to the right, the truck just barely missed me on the left, and I followed those assholes to my exit leaning on the horn the whole way.


Sounds rough, but it has to beat the days of the chariot right? Those fuckers didn't even have brake lights :action-sm

[Deadbent]

So, this is fun:
I nearly died this morning.
I was in the right stall at a highway rest stop with an 18-wheeler driver behind me.
I cranked the to the right, the trucker just barely missed me on the left, and he followed my assholes to the exit leaning on my horn the whole way.
When I finally let go, all my fingertips were tingling from gripping it so hard..



I mean.. it's cool to share personal stories and all... but...

[krisko]

So, this is fun:
I nearly died this morning.
I was in the right lane on the highway with an 18-wheeler behind me. Two cars are merging in from an offramp, they're not yielding, not looking, and the one in front is putting on his fucking BRAKES.
I cranked the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

fixed it for ya :action-sm


(glad you're not dead :))

[CM Mark]

fixed it for ya

You got a little brown spot on your nose there Laxie

[Razor Roman]

fucking fire drill.

what the fuck.

its cold.

[stillbornstew]

In a homo, or no homo kinda way?

both. :action-sm

Good morning, sperm-chuggers.

morning escaper of death's clutches

[LAX]

You got a little brown spot on your nose there Laxie

If that's what it's gonna take....So be it:)

[nostrilthump]

Never seen a dick around here either....

[VilleDick]

Never seen a dick around here either....

:action-sm

[Stig]

(glad you're not dead :))

This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in ages. :icon_redf

[LAX]

Never seen a dick around here either....

Me either but I have seen a cunt

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2550/new004jf3.jpg
:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me since the Roman ages. :icon_redf

fixed....:icon_mrgr

[norton23]

Motherfuckingshitpoopcunt!!!!!!!
Missing a great show obviously,,,work stinks around the holidays!

[Stig]

Well that would have been about the only chance MartianVirus would have had to surpass you in posts

Jimmy's Dignity is making a run at me as well.

[krisko]

oooh....this is going on my winter carnival wish list!

[Stig]

fixed....:icon_mrgr

See what I mean? :(

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Baggers! :action-sm


Way to stay alive Stig! :clap:

[krisko]

ooooohhh and by the way.....GO TIGERS!!!!! :jump

[CM Mark]

Me either but I have seen a cunt

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2550/new004jf3.jpg
:action-sm

HEY!!!!

[nostrilthump]

Jimmy's Dignity is making a run at me as well.

Speaking of JD....
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Watson1INSTYLE_468x627.jpg
scooter girl (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=499641&in_page_id=1773)

[Stig]

Morning Baggers! :action-sm


Way to stay alive Stig! :clap:

My whole life flashed before my eyes. It took seven hours.

[LAX]

ooooohhh and by the way.....GO TIGERS!!!!! :jump


Yeah....congrats on your 2008 World Series win

[Mobo]

Gandolfini was a great fayg in "The Mexican".

[Stig]

Nicholas Cage is the worst, most over-acting motherfucker ever to get good film roles.

[krisko]

k it doesn't look like there are any girls in here but you know how some girls are "oddly hot"...James Spader is the guy version of oddly hot....anyone?

[Mobo]

k it doesn't look like there are any girls in here but you know how some girls are "oddly hot"...James Spader is the guy version of oddly hot....anyone?

And this is where we......uh.....name hot guys? Ahem.....ok.....uhhhh.....Brad Pitt?

[English Gent]

It's always great to hear Denis Leary come on the show and do Bill Hicks's act.

[wetandstickyjim]

Nicholas Cage was a good character actor. WAS. Peggy Sue got Married, Leaving Las Vegas, the one with Horse Face and Jimmy Caan in Vegas, Valley Girl, Moonstruck.

Remember his call in to the boys? Before he hung you hear him say "Awful, just awful".

Fuck him.

[meaty_vag_lips]

And this is where we......uh.....name hot guys? Ahem.....ok.....uhhhh.....Brad Pitt?

She said "oddly hot", not obviously hot.

Just sayin....










no homo

[Stig]

k it doesn't look like there are any girls in here but you know how some girls are "oddly hot"...James Spader is the guy version of oddly hot....anyone?

You're playing the movie "Secretary" in your head right now, aren't you? The part where he's bent her over the desk and he's spanking her?
Yep. I knew it. ;)

[stillbornstew]

oooh....this is going on my winter carnival wish list!

kees kees

[Stig]

Nicholas Cage was a good character actor. WAS. Peggy Sue got Married, Leaving Las Vegas, the one with Horse Face and Jimmy Caan in Vegas, Valley Girl, Moonstruck.

Remember his call in to the boys? Before he hung you hear him say "Awful, just awful".

Fuck him.

Watch Vampire's Kiss sometime. You'll never be able to take him seriously again.

[nostrilthump]

Nicholas Cage was a good character actor. WAS. Peggy Sue got Married, Leaving Las Vegas, the one with Horse Face and Jimmy Caan in Vegas, Valley Girl, Moonstruck.

Remember his call in to the boys? Before he hung you hear him say "Awful, just awful".

Fuck him.
"Raising Arizona" was MY favorite.

[Mobo]

I hate Nic Cage because he had one of the most extensive and highly valued comic collections in the world, and that cunt spawn of Elvis Presley made him sell it. World's Biggest Pussy.

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/nic-cage2.jpg

[Mobo]

She said "oddly hot", not obviously hot.

Just sayin....










no homo

so, Brad Pitt is obviously hot? Sorry to step on your toes, sweetie. ;)

[Stig]

I hate Nic Cage because he had one of the most extensive and highly valued comic collections in the world, and that cunt spawn of Elvis Presley made him sell it. World's Biggest Pussy.

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/nic-cage2.jpg

He deserves it for marrying Lisa Marie Presley just so he could have the ultimate piece of Elvis memorabilia.

[wetandstickyjim]

"Raising Arizona" was MY favorite.

Oh yeah. That too. I still like and respect some of his work, but nothing for the last 10 years...easy.

[VilleDick]

ooooohhh and by the way.....GO TIGERS!!!!! :jump

Oooooooh, and can I just say....GO BUCKEYES! :clap::clap::clap:

[Mobo]

Oooooooh, and can I just say....GO BUCKEYES! :clap::clap::clap:

WITNESS!!! The post that brought down the Greaseman!

[VilleDick]

WITNESS!!! The post that brought down the Greaseman!

My Greaseman avatar is on hiaaaaatus, wadda doodle

[krisko]

You're playing the movie "Secretary" in your head right now, aren't you? The part where he's bent her over the desk and he's spanking her?
Yep. I knew it. ;)
ooh i was just talking about that movie yesterday HOT :icon_redf
kees kees
hiiii sweetie!
Oooooooh, and can I just say....GO BUCKEYES! :clap::clap::clap:
sorry ville, i don't think they're going to win....but good luck, i'll be cheering for them

[Chester'sLiver]

I never heard "The America's Team" term...

[VilleDick]

America's Team represents America's Correction System. Newest addition...Tank Johnson

Oh yeah, and fuck New England

[VilleDick]

I never heard "The America's Team" term...

http://www.southeastclimbing.com/images/l_table_rock_sc_boulder.JPG

Hello? Chester? You under there? :action-sm

[Mobo]

Yeah, it's America's Team. That's why the newest, biggest, state-of-the-art stadium is being built about 5 miles from me.....

http://www.stadiumsofnfl.com/future/cowboys751.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Geaux Tigers!!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

howdy fuckers :action-sm

OOOooooohhhh!! Denis Leary! I hope he's coming over for the XM side...you know, if there is an XM side

[Mobo]

howdy fuckers :action-sm

OOOooooohhhh!! Denis Leary! I hope he's coming over for the XM side...you know, if there is an XM side

http://www.ghanaweb.biz/GHP/img/pics/50153500.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

http://www.southeastclimbing.com/images/l_table_rock_sc_boulder.JPG

Hello? Chester? You under there? :action-sm
I was making joke since I said it on Ron and Fez while using the Cowboys to destroy Hurley in Madden...:icon_mrgr

[krisko]

Geaux Tigers!!!!

i didn't know you were french

the LSU ones or the Detroit ones?

[VilleDick]

I was making joke since I said it on Ron and Fez while using the Cowboys to destroy Hurley in Madden...:icon_mrgr

Oh :icon_redf

<==========Didn't get the joke guy

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh :icon_redf

<==========Didn't get the joke guy

Don't feel bad....I bet a lot of people didn't...:icon_cool


and Joe Torre did get an extra year...He got about 5 extra years...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh yeah, and fuck New EnglandI was so distraught when he "caught" that ball

Yeah, it's America's Team. That's why the newest, biggest, state-of-the-art stadium is being built about 5 miles from me.....

http://www.stadiumsofnfl.com/future/cowboys751.jpg
that place looks phenominal...over 100,000 seats, more expensive than the Giants/Jets new place

[Stig]

I never heard "The America's Team" term...

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/team-america-world-police/team-america-world-police-1.jpg

[krisko]

WOOOHOOOOO i'm so fucking excited for baseball season, it's sooooo far away :(

[TallBaby]

Did Dennis Leary just say the Tigers were in the same division as the Yankees and Sox?


(errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...crash!)

[Stig]

Oh yeah, and fuck New England

Awwwwwwww. Poor baby. :haha7:

[Mobo]

I was so distraught when he "caught" that ball


that place looks phenominal...over 100,000 seats, more expensive than the Giants/Jets new place

It's a monster, I drive past it all the time. It's crazy to see how quickly it's going up, and just how huuuuuuuge it's going to be.

[VilleDick]

Geaux Tigers!!!!

Miles is a meauxron

[LAX]

WOOOHOOOOO i'm so fucking excited for baseball season, it's sooooo far away :(


Do you have to rub it in....My mets just keep signing sub-par catchers....


Omar has lost his mind

[VilleDick]

It's a monster, I drive past it all the time. It's crazy to see how quickly it's going up, and just how huuuuuuuge it's going to be.

I hope they built it too quick and forgot a key beam here or there and it fucking collapses on opening day. All 100,000 Cowboy fans are dead however the team is spared because there's another stupid hole in the roof

[VilleDick]

Do you have to rub it in....My mets just keep signing sub-par catchers....


Omar has lost his mind

Not really, he finally got rid of douchebag Millege. I'm just glad my Phillies have the best 1-2 pitching combo in the NL East. And our 45 year old lefty was a lot better than your 45 year old lefty.

[OhioPest]

They are going too local for my hucklebuck tastes. My podunk ears can't comprehend all this NYC talk. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning baggers! :action-sm

Ville, I'm already working on photoshoping Les Miles into your avatar. Which by the way thank GOD he's not going to scUM.

[stillbornstew]

howdy fuckers :action-sm

OOOooooohhhh!! Denis Leary! I hope he's coming over for the XM side...you know, if there is an XM side

morning cookie

i didn't know you were french

the LSU ones or the Detroit ones?

LSU. i'm from new orleans.

Miles is a meauxron

maybe, but thats my college team

[krisko]

wow that's the first time i've heard Op cop to how old Lindsay is...nice Op

[meanmarv]

Boobies!

[Stig]

Opie (Gregg Hughes, b. May 23, 1963)
and Anthony (Anthony Cumia, b. April 26, 1961)

Opie has three months on me, almost to the day. :icon_cool

[krisko]

"not a lot of words, which i like" hahahahaaa

[meaty_vag_lips]

Do you have to rub it in....My mets just keep signing sub-par catchers....


Omar has lost his mind

x2

[Stig]

wow that's the first time i've heard Op cop to how old Lindsay is...nice Op

Jimmy's special is the first time I've seen her. She is quite hot.

[Dr. Hoffman]

OOOOOooooo I made Krisko's sig!!!

[CM Mark]

Do you have to rub it in....My mets just keep signing sub-par catchers....


Omar has lost his mind

At least they got rid of Lastings

[Redding]

buddays!

[VilleDick]

Morning baggers! :action-sm

Ville, I'm already working on photoshoping Les Miles into your avatar. Which by the way thank GOD he's not going to scUM.

It doesn't matter who coaches Michigan, you're not going to beat them anyway :action-sm

[meaty_vag_lips]

I hope they built it too quick and forgot a key beam here or there and it fucking collapses on opening day. All 100,000 Cowboy fans are dead however the team is spared because there's another stupid hole in the roof


:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[nostrilthump]

Awwwwwwww. Poor baby. :haha7:

You HAD to feel sorry for Baltimore, especially with that stupid Time Out call!!!

[Mobo]

Opie (Gregg Hughes, b. May 23, 1963)
and Anthony (Anthony Cumia, b. April 26, 1961)

Opie has three months on me, almost to the day. :icon_cool

Wait.....did you just....ruin all of the lazy old jokes that people make......what am I going to do now?

[n8crwlr]

Opie (Gregg Hughes, b. May 23, 1963)
and Anthony (Anthony Cumia, b. April 26, 1961)

Opie has three months on me, almost to the day. :icon_cool

You are old, you got me by three months.......:action-sm

[CM Mark]

Yeah, it's America's Team. That's why the newest, biggest, state-of-the-art stadium is being built about 5 miles from me.....

http://www.stadiumsofnfl.com/future/cowboys751.jpg

I was so distraught when he "caught" that ball


that place looks phenominal...over 100,000 seats, more expensive than the Giants/Jets new place

Well, we know where Wrestlemania 26 is going to be

[meanmarv]

You are old, you got me by three months.......:action-sm

Babies.

[Dr. Hoffman]

It doesn't matter who coaches Michigan, you're not going to beat them anyway :action-sm

True...but out of us you and scUM at least Penn State will bring home a bowl trophy this year. Unless they started handing out participation trophy's to the losing teams.

[Mobo]

Well, we know where Wrestlemania 26 is going to be

We've already got a lock on the SuperBowl, so you're probably not far from the truth.....I think it would be awesome if we got the Olympics at some point.

[Turtle]

good morning 'baggers

[Mobo]

good morning 'baggers

I quote Turtles!

[VilleDick]

You HAD to feel sorry for Baltimore, especially with that stupid Time Out call!!!

Nope. Baltimore is a bunch of thugs and *******, now they blame the officials. The idiot that called the timeout was none other than Sam Ryan (Buddy's son), stupidity runs in the family and that's what you get for hiring one of them. Funny thing on that was, my buddy and I were wondering how long it would take Ray Lewis to slit the coaching staff's throat after that call.

[Stig]

OOOOOooooo I made Krisko's sig!!!

By piggybacking on my line, you bastard! :action-sm

You HAD to feel sorry for Baltimore, especially with that stupid Time Out call!!!

No I didn't. I loffed and loffed. :haha7:

Wait.....did you just....ruin all of the lazy old jokes that people make......what am I going to do now?

Do like Madonna and "reinvent" yourself. Or try that silly Jewish mysticism crap.

You are old, you got me by three months.......:action-sm

Born on Thanksgiving, were ya?

[CM Mark]

good morning 'baggers

Morning Turtle.

[krisko]

Jimmy's special is the first time I've seen her. She is quite hot.

i'll have to watch it again i didn't see her...but i wouldn't expect any less

[VilleDick]

True...but out of us you and scUM at least Penn State will bring home a bowl trophy this year. Unless they started handing out participation trophy's to the losing teams.

Wow, you'll win the Alamo Bowl :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Ohio State BCS Title Games: 3
Penn State BCS Games: 1

Oh yeah, and upset alert, Michigan beats Florida

[Stig]

Nope. Baltimore is a bunch of thugs and *******, now they blame the officials. The idiot that called the timeout was none other than Sam Ryan (Buddy's son), stupidity runs in the family and that's what you get for hiring one of them. Funny thing on that was, my buddy and I were wondering how long it would take Ray Lewis to slit the coaching staff's throat after that call.

The only thing better was the festival of personal fouls at the very end.
That Baltimore team is a class act. :icon_cool

[LAX]

At least they got rid of Lastings

Yeah he wasn't spanish enough..New York Mexicans

[Turtle]

Morning Turtle.

Hi pumpkin.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well, we know where Wrestlemania 26 is going to be

Actually number 1, 2, and 4 of America's largest stadiums are in the Big Ten. The Cowboys new stadium still won't be that big, close, but not biggest.

[CM Mark]

Hi pumpkin.

So Turtle, were you being facetious, or will we really be seeing you friday night at the Babyfuck Bash?

[Chester'sLiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Cat%20Pics/ihasturdle128389467235625000.jpg

[cokelogic]

Shitting on the radio is so funny. I'm like a child when I hear it.

[VilleDick]

The only thing better was the festival of personal fouls at the very end.
That Baltimore team is a class act. :icon_cool

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

Festival, that's a great word for it. What a bunch of asterisks

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wow, you'll win the Alamo Bowl :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Ohio State BCS Title Games: 3
Penn State BCS Games: 1

Oh yeah, and upset alert, Michigan beats Florida

Hey...a win's a win. How's it going to feel to lose THREE STRAIGHT national titles? :action-sm

And, BTW, Michigan will NOT beat Florida. Write that on a rock.

[krisko]

The only thing better was the festival of personal fouls at the very end.
That Baltimore team is a class act. :icon_cool

ugh what a little bitch suggs is....what grown man throws a temper tantrum, i wanted somone to just attack him...and i'm glad the ref called him "boy".... stupid fucking cry baby

[LAX]

ugh what a little bitch suggs is....what grown man throws a temper tantrum, i wanted somone to just attack him...and i'm glad the ref called him "boy".... stupid fucking cry baby


I just wish that would have been a white ref that said that

[Stig]

Shitting on the radio is so funny. I'm like a child when I hear it.

Good morning, Mister Coke. :action-sm

[krisko]

alright...i'll bed 15 dollars we get a Denis Leary 2 girls 1 cup reaction if he stays over...whad'ya say...any takers

[Turtle]

alright...i'll bed 15 dollars

hi I'm 15 dollars.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooooo today the porn chicks are "cumming" (haha see how I turned hat word) in studio...


http://a825.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/m_ab5420c7920c2360f413ec2cd548b448.jpg

[Mobo]

alright...i'll bed 15 dollars we get a Denis Leary 2 girls 1 cup reaction if he stays over...whad'ya say...any takers

The idea of this is really weird if you think about it......

[LAX]

alright...i'll bed 15 dollars

Zag can we change my name from LAX to "15 dollars"?


edit:hi I'm 15 dollars.

damn you :(

[Stig]

ugh what a little bitch suggs is....what grown man throws a temper tantrum, i wanted somone to just attack him...and i'm glad the ref called him "boy".... stupid fucking cry baby

"Acting like a ******...15 yards...to be added on to the kickoff..."
http://www.stevestenzel.com/portfolio/faribault/12referee.jpg

[Mobo]

ooooooooooo today the porn chicks are "cumming" (haha see how I turned hat word) in studio...

yeah, with any luck, this will not be a good show to listen to at work.

[VilleDick]

Hey...a win's a win. How's it going to feel to lose THREE STRAIGHT national titles? :action-sm

And, BTW, Michigan will NOT beat Florida. Write that on a rock.

We beat Miami in the first one deeck.

Go win the Alamo Bowl, make us all proud. Aren't you playing Georgetown in that game?

[Turtle]

So Turtle, were you being facetious, or will we really be seeing you friday night at the Babyfuck Bash?

Yes, I have a airline ticket and plan on attending. That being said the only caveat is that my wife’s grand father is in the ICU unit now and the outlook is…well we are all praying. If he passes away then I will not be at the party.

[wetandstickyjim]

good morning 'baggers

alright...i'll bed 15 dollars we get a Denis Leary 2 girls 1 cup reaction if he stays over...whad'ya say...any takers

Ugh. Please. ENOUGH ABOUT THE TWO CUPS!

[Stig]

We beat Miami in the first one deeck.

Go win the Alamo Bowl, make us all proud. Aren't you playing Georgetown in that game?

While I'm sure that Mr. Homan appreciates your encouragement, I'm afraid that he will not be suiting up and taking the field anytime soon. Like, ever. :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Yes, I have a airline ticket and plan on attending. That being said the only caveat is that my wife’s grand father is in the ICU unit now and the outlook is…well we are all praying. If he passes away then I will not be at the party.

That's awesome that you are planning on attending. Sucks about your wife's grandfather though. Really hope you do make it.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm sitting here at work and all I want to do is go home and watch the last two episodes of dexter....I dl'ed last night but was unable to watch them yet...

[Stig]

Yes, I have a airline ticket and plan on attending. That being said the only caveat is that my wife’s grand father is in the ICU unit now and the outlook is…well we are all praying. If he passes away then I will not be at the party.

Let me get this straight - You have a plane ticket to go to a party with a bunch of drunk radio listeners, including many women, in another part of the country without your wife. Even without the grandfather factor, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SELL THAT TO YOUR WIFE? :icon_eek:
You, sir...are a god.

[wetandstickyjim]

Yes, I have a airline ticket and plan on attending. That being said the only caveat is that my wife’s grand father is in the ICU unit now and the outlook is…well we are all praying. If he passes away then I will not be at the party.

Thoughts and prayers, Sir. Thoughts and prayers.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Did Dennis Leary just say the Tigers were in the same division as the Yankees and Sox?


(errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...crash!)
miss 2 division American League
It's a monster, I drive past it all the time. It's crazy to see how quickly it's going up, and just how huuuuuuuge it's going to be.
I wish that the new Giants stadium would go up so fast...instead it's going up slowly & they're building a huge fucking mall at the same place. Worst construction ever
Boobies!
http://www.miltontrainworks.com/MTW/services/KCC/images/K_tony_thumbs_up.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

We beat Miami in the first one deeck.

Go win the Alamo Bowl, make us all proud. Aren't you playing Georgetown in that game?

Nope...Taliban A&M.

[SweetRelease]

Ville, I don't want to be "that guy", but the coaches name is Rex Ryan.

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers. Just in time for EoG.

[nostrilthump]

The Hulk-ster:
Doctors baffled by green sweat (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2626687.html?menu=)

[Razor Roman]

YAY! Adam :)

[Turtle]

Let me get this straight - You have a plane ticket to go to a party with a bunch of drunk radio listeners, including many women, in another part of the country without your wife. Even without the grandfather factor, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SELL THAT TO YOUR WIFE? :icon_eek:
You, sir...are a god.

I got the ticket last week (Tues). The grandfather went into the hospital yesterday. He has COPD and CAD/ had a MI + has had several TIA's over the past few months.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm sitting here at work and all I want to do is go home and watch the last two episodes of dexter....I dl'ed last night but was unable to watch them yet...
if you spoil anything, I'll climb through the internet and strangle you with your pubes
Let me get this straight - You have a plane ticket to go to a party with a bunch of drunk radio listeners, including many women, in another part of the country without your wife. Even without the grandfather factor, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SELL THAT TO YOUR WIFE? :icon_eek:
You, sir...are a god.
While Turtle is a God...you sir, are just ascaried of your wife :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

if you spoil anything, I'll climb through the internet and strangle you with your pubes


I can't spoil anything since I haven't watched them yet...:action-sm

[krisko]

hi I'm 15 dollars.
hi....you better pray for 2 girls 1 cup :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Ville, I don't want to be "that guy", but the coaches name is Rex Ryan.

That's ok, he's Buddy's kid. That was the point, doesn't matter what his first name is, he's an idiot because of his last name :action-sm

EDIT: He oughta take up Sam Ryan's profession after that timeout though

[krisko]

I got the ticket last week (Tues). The grandfather went into the hospital yesterday.

where are you?

[Turtle]

where are you?

Iowa. I'll be driving into Chicago for the flight.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I got the ticket last week (Tues). The grandfather went into the hospital yesterday. He has COPD and CAD/ had a MI + has had several TIA's over the past few months.

far too many acronyms for me to understand any of that...best of luck, I hope all goes well and you are able to make the journey out East.

[krisko]

Iowa. I'll be driving into Chicago for the flight.

Iowa may be worse than Michigan

eh...who am I kidding...no it's not

[Dr. Hoffman]

Darien O'Toole is ERock's fiance?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah, I love this...E-Rock's crazy jealous fiancee

[Stig]

While Turtle is a God...you sir, are just ascaried of your wife :action-sm

QFT. :(

[Turtle]

far too many acronyms for me to understand any of that...best of luck, I hope all goes well and you are able to make the journey out East.

COPD- Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disorder-has a hard time breathing
CAD- Coronary Artery Disease-plaque built up around heart's blood vessal
MI_ Myocardial Infarction-heart attack
TIA-Transient Ischemic Attack-mini stroke

[krisko]

holy shit....darian o'douls is a creeeeeep

[VilleDick]

Iowa may be worse than Michigan

eh...who am I kidding...no it's not

Nothing is worse than Michigan :action-sm

[nostrilthump]

Due to the writer's strike, this is a re-run (of a previous post.)
Speaking of JD....
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Watson1INSTYLE_468x627.jpg
scooter girl (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=499641&in_page_id=1773)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

QFT. :(

so does that mean when I set up my PS3 on Christmas you won't accept my friend request?

[CM Mark]

Turtle, if you do make it, when are you flying in, and to what airport?

[Stig]

Jimmy: Wow, that was a long way to go for a joke.
Adam: You brought a LUNCH! :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Nothing is worse than Michigan :action-sm

Ohio.

[CM Mark]

Ohio.

Connecticut

[Stig]

so does that mean when I set up my PS3 on Christmas you won't accept my friend request?

I don't want to explain to her where I know anyone from. She's a freak.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

holy shit....darian o'douls is a creeeeeep
http://www.diecast-4less.com/odoulsweb.jpg "whaa" "whaa"
Due to the writer's strike, this is a re-run (of a previous post.)
Speaking of JD....
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Watson1INSTYLE_468x627.jpg
scooter girl (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=499641&in_page_id=1773)

I love you so much...in a totally straight, non-homosexual way of course

[Turtle]

Turtle, if you do make it, when are you flying in, and to what airport?

Midway Airport, Chicago to La Guardia, New York. I'll be staying with a buddy of mine from Duke.

[cokelogic]

Here's an Opweiser for the board:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/opweiser.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Midway Airport, Chicago to La Guardia, New York. I'll be staying with a buddy of mine from Duke.

Lacross buddies? Those must have been some great parties back then...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I don't want to explain to her where I know anyone from. She's a freak.
tell her I'm a mechanic from down in Haverhill that you met at the Blue Oyster Toolbox

[Turtle]

Lacross buddies? Those must have been some great parties back then...

haha no we were on the rugby team

[cokelogic]

Midway Airport, Chicago to La Guardia, New York. I'll be staying with a buddy of mine from Duke.You were in Chicago and you didn't ring me up? We could have drank beers and did push ups.

[meanmarv]

Darian needs a hot-beef injection!

[Turtle]

You were in Chicago and you didn't ring me up? We could have drank beers and did push ups.

not were, will be BTW will you be at the bash?

[LAX]

Midway Airport, Chicago to La Guardia, New York. I'll be staying with a buddy of mine from Duke.

If this means flea is out....Then I'm showing up to thank you

[VilleDick]

Lacross buddies? Those must have been some great parties back then...

haha no we were on the rugby team

They :rap:d black male strippers :action-sm

[krisko]

Darian is ripping off Erock's What the F...hooohooo

lingerrr longerrrrrrrrrr

[Dr. Hoffman]

haha no we were on the rugby team

So your strippers were hispanic?

[Turtle]

So your strippers were hispanic?

Asian, we had yellow fever.

[Friday]

Happy WOW Day, Baggers!

The workplace has forbidden me to Linger any Longer whilst within the confines of my cubicle prison. :(

I do break this law during RnF ... but only because their replays are harder to catch up on.

BabyFuck in 2 days!
Vegas in 3!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Stig]

You were in Chicago and you didn't ring me up? We could have drank beers and did push ups.

...And he's all out of beer, if you get my drift...

[krisko]

no credit :(

[VilleDick]

no credit :(

None needed, we know our lil Krisko sent that in :action-sm

[cokelogic]

She keeps wanting to just sleep. Is that written during her shift?

[Dr. Hoffman]

None needed, we know our lil Krisko sent that in :action-sm

His IF's are the bessssst!!!


Linger Longer

[Stig]

no credit :(

What line of yours got ripped off? Hoo hoo.

[SteveSteele]

Happy WOW Day, Baggers!

The workplace has forbidden me to Linger any Longer whilst within the confines of my cubicle prison. :(

I do break this law during RnF ... but only because their replays are harder to catch up on.

BabyFuck in 2 days!
Vegas in 3!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Morning Fridee. :action-sm

That sucks. I shouldn't be posting while I'm working either, but I do.

[Stig]

Morning Fridee. :action-sm

That sucks. I shouldn't be posting while I'm working either, but I do.

I try to do a little work while I'm posting.

[cokelogic]

He needs her and she kneeds him.

[krisko]

I try to do a little work while I'm posting.

x2, i'm actually getting quite good at it :)

[Turtle]

On hold!

[krisko]

Turtle!

[Stig]

TURTLE!!! Nice line, sir!

[VilleDick]

Great call Turtle

[TallBaby]

Turtle may have just gotten line of the day

[Smokezilla]

LOL Turtle!!!:clap:

[wetandstickyjim]

Bravo Turtle! :clap:

[cokelogic]

Holy shit Turtle!!
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

[sniper]

bwahahaha nice turtle!

[meaty_vag_lips]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

:clap::clap::clap:

HOLY SHIT!!! WTG Turtle!!

[CM Mark]

Way to go Turtle!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Turtle!!! :clap:

[Turtle]

Thank you, that's all I have. Goodnight.

[Chester'sLiver]

I hope D-Dog is dropped off at the little shelter and Marge suffocates her. Linnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggeeeeerrrr Lonnnnnnnggerrrrrrr


oooo I missed Turtle's line what was it?

[SteveSteele]

Turtle...turtle...turtle!!!!

[n8crwlr]

His IF's are the bessssst!!!


Linger Longer

Yea, would be nice to see his Man boobs for WOW.....

My connection onkine dropped as soon as turtle spoke. Fucking online feed.

[Friday]

I try to do a little work while I'm posting.

oh I work and post... but my job has asked me not to stream any media ...

my all day XM listening apparently is too much for the company server to handle. wimps. :(

[GoCamels]

Nice one Turtle

[Turtle]

I hope D-Dog is dropped off at the little shelter and Marge suffocates her. Linnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggeeeeerrrr Lonnnnnnnggerrrrrrr


oooo I missed Turtle's line what was it?

E Rock does Darien titty fuck you?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I try to do a little work while I'm posting.
you and me both Stig....you and me both :icon_neut

[krisko]

bwaaahhhahhaa dude dude....me, darian o'toole and tom brady did coke together...dudedude

[Mobo]

I try to work it while I'm posting.

ewwwwww.

[Save My Up's Dick]

E Rock does Darien titty fuck you?
:haha7: Nice job Turtle

[Stig]

ewwwwww.

Don't forget the nipple tug.

[Chester'sLiver]

E Rock does Darien titty fuck you?

ahhh very nice..Wish I would have heard it...

[GoCamels]

Heedul leedul leedul...new Wackbag name.

[Friday]

I missed the Turtle call!

I am inconsolable....

[Mobo]

I missed the Turtle call!

I am inconsolable....

No, Friday....it'll be ok.....

[krisko]

I missed the Turtle call!

I am inconsolable....

is there anything i can do to help?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wow...that bit about "I almost killed a chick with my ass" that Jimmy does is a straight shoot :icon_eek:


I've only had it done once or twice...it ain't bad, but I won't make requests

[krisko]

where are the porn cunts anyways?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I missed the Turtle call!

I am inconsolable....

Miss Inconsolable Ron...poor Bruno Kirby :(

[GoCamels]

Jimmy looks like a cat wanting it's back scratched, with it's ass all up in the air...no homo.

[Mobo]

where are the porn cunts anyways?

they should be in by the time you finish your beer, mister. Wow! The mouth on this one.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

where are the porn cunts anyways?
want to experiment with your bi-fantasies in class?

[CM Mark]

where are the porn cunts anyways?

Who cares? Whores on the radio suck.


and not in the good way

[Friday]

is there anything i can do to help?

yes... but don't tell TB ;)

[Save My Up's Dick]

Miss Inconsolable Ron...poor Bruno Kirby :(
Nice call back J.D.

linger longer

[GoCamels]

Well, my curiosity on the whole third piece of bread in the club sandwich has been satisfied...think I'll go order one right now.

[Chester'sLiver]

yes... but don't tell TB ;)

I'm sure he would be fine with that....:D


Long live Team Frisko!

Frisko card holder 1.5. Checking in!

[TallBaby]

I'll have to rush over to esquire.com to read up on Club Sandwich history......

[Save My Up's Dick]

Who cares? Whores on the radio suck.


and not in the good way
Humm guess you like when the show gets really gay. :rolleyes:

[Stig]

is there anything i can do to help?

yes... but don't tell TB ;)

Hey, you two never showed up for our threesome yesterday! :arrrh:

[Mobo]

I missed the Turtle call!

I am inconsolable....

BUMP!

No, Friday....it'll be ok.....

is there anything i can do to help?

SET!

yes... but don't tell TB ;)

AWWWWWWWW!

http://www.driko.org/blogicons/whammy.jpg

[nostrilthump]

:icon_redfI think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7126973.stm?lsm):icon_redf

[Chester'sLiver]

here come the chicks....I like chicks....with tits...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

A Clockwork Orange was a fantastic book...and the Nadsat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat) really isn't that difficult to fight through

http://www.bookcourt.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/clockwork.jpg

[Stig]

Drummers who became the singer:
Sully
Dave Grohl
Phil Collins
GG Allin
Joey Ramone
Karen Carpenter

[Blue Heeler]

Lead singer for Taproot could do Alice in Chains. He sounds just like Staley. (Well, when Lane was alive).

[Stig]

Anthony's joking about R&F, but he is actually saying what I feel.

[Chester'sLiver]

Kayden Kross:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/da/200px-Kayden_Kross.jpg

Bree Olsen
http://www.iafd.com/graphics/headshots/breeolson_f_breeolson1.jpg

[wetandstickyjim]

Drummers who became the singer:
Sully
Dave Grohl
Phil Collins
GG Allin
Joey Ramone
Karen Carpenter

Chris Cornel
Levon Helm

[Mobo]

Anthony's joking about R&F, but he is actually saying what I feel.

It's like the radio is talking to you Stig.....Wait, I think, yes....now, I hear them telling you to kill your neighbors.......

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "No he actually just missed my face..."

[krisko]

want to experiment with your bi-fantasies in class?
i'm at work...and no i was just hoping they cancelled
Who cares? Whores on the radio suck.


and not in the good way
QFT
yes... but don't tell TB ;)
secret's safe with me :)
I'm sure he would be fine with that....:D


Long live Team Frisko!

Frisko card holder 1.5. Checking in!
:haha7:
BUMP!





SET!



AWWWWWWWW!

http://www.driko.org/blogicons/whammy.jpg
really remobo, a volleyball joke ;)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Bree Olsen
http://www.iafd.com/graphics/headshots/breeolson_f_breeolson1.jpg

oooooohhh...she's a cutie! Nice find on the safe for work pictures too :clap:

[wetandstickyjim]

Ha ha ha ha. I just picked up a pump bottle ot Cetaphil for my wife this weekend. I can't wait to catch her using it and LAFF!!!!

Fucking whore.

[GoCamels]

Jimmy said "spigot"...that's hawt

[mikek]

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

http://www.racksandblacks.org.uk/racks.jpg

[Mobo]

"You don't remember because he hit your brain"

Haaaa!Hahahaha!

[Stig]

Jimmy does great porn commentary.

[Blue Heeler]

Jimmy's having a pinching good time.

[wetandstickyjim]

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

http://www.racksandblacks.org.uk/racks.jpg

Jesus. Gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[Ciarin]

morning everyone.

whores eh? I think I'll go back to sleep....

/yawn

[Chester'sLiver]

morning everyone.

whores eh? I think I'll go back to sleep....

/yawn

Later Dansey...

oh wait...:icon_eek:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I think the clean-up would keep me away from using a jack-sleeve like that

[SteveSteele]

I see the post count has gone down since the porn girls arrived. Is everyone's hands otherwise occupied?

[SteveSteele]

morning everyone.

whores eh? I think I'll go back to sleep....

/yawn

Morning girl. :action-sm

[Redding]

oh nice please get them

[Chester'sLiver]

I see the post count has gone down since the porn girls arrived. Is everyone's hands otherwise occupied?
nah this isn't one of those times...Its kind of eh, listen to Jimmy make funny side comments....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

http://www.racksandblacks.org.uk/racks.jpgawww...she got roooooooned!


hahaha, "She doesn't want to shit & whistle at the same time"

[krinkle krinkle]

Jimmy does great porn commentary.

he does, when i heard these two were coming in i wasnt that pumped but this is good stuff, jimmy is great.

[Chester'sLiver]

Love this Bree Olsen...What a good egg...

[SteveSteele]

These girls took the 2girls1cup video a lot better than most of the guys they've shown it to. At least they watched most of it before turning away.

[Mobo]

Whistle while you shit......

http://www5.hamptons.com/licorvette/graphics/7dwarves.gif.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

These girls took the 2girls1cup video a lot better than most of the guys they've shown it to. At least they watched most of it before turning away.

thats because they were probably onset..

[Turtle]

I just got back from the coffee shop. The “All Nighter”…5 espresso shots, skim milk & a sugar free hazelnut shot. You got to try this.

[Stig]

This girl is a good egg.

[Beeman99]

this is why porn stars are to be seen and not heard. Yech

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This girl is a good egg.

Throwing down at 12 years old? Fucking other girls at 9 years old? Holy shit...Chris Hansen is probably frothing at the mouth right now


okay, at least they're willing to demonstrate even without being told about it ahead of time

[SteveSteele]

I just got back from the coffee shop. The “All Nighter”…5 espresso shots, skim milk & a sugar free hazelnut shot. You got to try this.

Jesus Turtle. Plan on staying awake until Saturday. :icon_eek:

[LAX]

15??? what a bore

[wetandstickyjim]

he does, when i heard these two were coming in i wasnt that pumped but this is good stuff, jimmy is great.

I like your sigs. :haha7:

[krisko]

I just got back from the coffee shop. The “All Nighter”…5 espresso shots, skim milk & a sugar free hazelnut shot. You got to try this.
i think i just got another ulcer from reading that :icon_eek:
this is why porn stars are to be seen and not heard. Yech

QFT
i love hot chicks but they're normally fucking dolts. seeing them naked is fun, listening to them talk is dissapointing and boring.

[Mobo]

Yay! I'm paying for things that can't be done!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

.......no insertion allowed? What the fuck is this happy horseshit?


FUCK the janitor/boss!

[Chester'sLiver]

Why can't she fuck her on a radio show?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

this is why porn stars are to found in pieces off the turnpike and/or parkway and not heard. Yech

Fixed it. :rolleyes:

[Aaron Burrito]

What the fuck, this is bullshit!

[Mobo]

"So, call me before we do this anyway"

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[mikek]

I see the post count has gone down since the porn girls arrived. Is everyone's hands otherwise occupied?

Yes, turning to another channel. :yawn2:

[Chester'sLiver]

I love this girl...

[Turtle]

Jesus Turtle. Plan on staying awake until Saturday. :icon_eek:

Love this drink, it's a must try.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Throwing down at 12 years old? Fucking other girls at 9 years old? Holy shit...Chris Hansen is probably frothing at the mouth right now


okay, at least they're willing to demonstrate even without being told about it ahead of time

Among other people listening right now.

[Mobo]

Call E-Lo! Do it on the air! I wanna hear a fight!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "...before we do it anyways..."


wow...Jimmy had better marry this girl to have passed up a blowjob from a beautifully hot porn star


wait, did they get in trouble or something like that when Justine Jolie ate the other chick out? "whaa"

[Chester'sLiver]

Holy shit I would jump on that chance..And would not care if the crew was watching...

[krinkle krinkle]

jimmys girl should give him the green light, that would be the best radio

[mikek]

god forbid they have sex on (((uncensored))) radio

[wetandstickyjim]

Call E-Lo! Do it on the air! I wanna hear a fight!

This certainly is Mission Critical.

[krinkle krinkle]

Call E-Lo! Do it on the air! I wanna hear a fight!

absolutely, i would just do and say fuck e-lo

[Stig]

This chick is practically begging for a cock to suck and they're NOT ALLOWED TO HOOK THIS UP?!?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

WHY :arrrh: DIDN'T :arrrh: I :arrrh: DO :arrrh: THE :arrrh: WALK :arrrh: OVER :arrrh: TODAY!! :arrrh:

[Dr. Hoffman]

This chick is practically begging for a cock to suck and they're NOT ALLOWED TO HOOK THIS UP?!?

No shit...fucking XM.

[Dr. Hoffman]

WHY :arrrh: DIDN'T :arrrh: I :arrrh: DO :arrrh: THE :arrrh: WALK :arrrh: OVER :arrrh: TODAY!! :arrrh:

Cause your wife probably has your balls firmly in her hand. :action-sm

[Mobo]

OK....I don't really give a shit about hearing these chicks, but I thought the reason I paid for this service is so I could hear whatever the boys decided to do. This truly is bullshit.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"We can get dirty here, but...."

this fucking MERGER is almost as gay as CBS


hahaha, nice caller! "She won't fuck me, I'm fat and have no money"

[krisko]

isolate that
"yeah, we want insertion"

[Chester'sLiver]

God this chick is smoking...
http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01450/47/84/1450124874_l.jpg

maybe NSFW

http://a254.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_d2bd32b593c8de6104b66673322c8d8d.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I hope someone recorded Steve's conversation with the XM Lawyers.

[Mobo]

So, I guess it would be missing the point if they had the girls do whatever, and just didn't describe it on air?

[Stig]

isolate that
"yeah, we want insertion"

Welcome back to my sig!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

OK....I don't really give a shit about hearing these chicks, but I thought the reason I paid for this service is so I could hear whatever the boys decided to do. This truly is bullshit.

but...but...it's all about the meeeeeeeeerger, maaaaaaahhhnnn!!

:arrrh: :arrrh: ::hammer: ::hammer: :arrrh: :arrrh: ::hammer: :arrrh: :yuck2: :puke:

[krisko]

Welcome back to my sig!

i never left!

[Mobo]

yeah.....starting to thing the XM thing is a unnecessary expense.

[Mobo]

Used to have it on commercial? You used to have it on XM!

[Stig]

i never left!

Yeah, but now it's a double shot. :action-sm

[Mobo]

I don't think this is something to be left to the boys. This sounds like another job for the customers....

[mikek]

Used to have it on commercial? You used to have it on XM!

Miss the Jaeger machine. It was the bessssst.

[krisko]

nice opie!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

Kayden Kross:

http://a597.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/m_e795dc7f48baf494103a70d0e2357ff4.jpg



Free BJs.....fuck what a day not to go for the walkover....

[Turtle]

Haha, Opie: "I'm bored with you, I'm going home."
5 stars for Opie. Line of the Day!

[CM Mark]

Haha, Opie: "I'm bored with you, I'm going home."
5 stars for Opie. Line of the Day!

I think your call in was a better line

[blotto98]

I volunteer to be the member of thier staff that DOESN'T have a girlfriend and gets the sex.

why do all those douches have girlfriends anyway?

[Mobo]

This is embarassing. To hear Jimmy explain to these girls, who fuck for a living, why they can't do anything on their satellite radio show. Especially after talking about how Howard can do anything. It's really cringey.

[Stig]

Christ, there is nothing sexier than that gagging sound...
POST.

[Turtle]

I think your call in was a better line

thanks.

[Stig]

Oh my god, I love this girl...

[Mobo]

Christ, there is nothing sexier than that gagging sound...
POST.

Oh my god, I love this girl...

Calm down there, big guy....we can't have you almost dying on us twice today.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh man...I wish a girl from the past would say that to me on an international radio show

[Stig]

Calm down there, big guy....we can't have you almost dying on us twice today.

Are you kidding? My heart finally started.

[SteveSteele]

OK...If the girls can't do anything. This is really boring radio. Let's get to line of the day and end this.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

....I wonder if Opie actually left or if he's in the office screaming his lungs out at E-Lo


hahahaha, Jimmy had to run away before it explodes in his pants

[Mobo]

I like to think I'm more like Ant, than Ope, but today I'm with Opie. I would be pissed and be looking for someone to kill. Ant's actually trying to save the bit....

[krisko]

homewreckers :icon_evil

[vegasbob]

opie must be going nuts

[SteveSteele]

I'll bet Jimmy wasn't in a relationship and back to the days of paying girls to have sex with him. These girls want to sit on his lap and he can't. :arrrh:

[Stig]

E-Lo is about to get a good talking-to.

[SteveSteele]

Later baggers. Way to crawl to a close today. I'll see you all in tomorrow's thread.

[Mobo]

record the phone call to the lawyers and E-lo. There's a Saturday Night Virus just waiting to happen.....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh I hope they record this tongue lashing that they're going to give E-Lo


I feel like I should be on a cruise in a conga line listening to this song

[LAX]

Have a good day all

[Jimmy's Dignity]

record the phone call to the lawyers and E-lo. There's a Saturday Night Virus just waiting to happen.....

"On the next Saturday Night Virus....NEW Opie returns!!"

[krisko]

see ya in the ron and fez thread

why do they want our wedding videos?

[Aaron Burrito]

oh I hope they record this tongue lashing that they're going to give E-Lo


I feel like I should be on a cruise in a conga line listening to this song


:clap:

[Blue Heeler]

They left the show very abruptly, I bet for some off-air, off-camera cockuldry.

[krisko]

i <3 ant's mom singing :haha7::haha7:

[krinkle krinkle]

E-Lo is about to get a good talking-to.

he needs to be corrrrrected

[krisko]

for my 9,000th post i would like to say:

in for the replay


aaannnnnnnnnnnd punt

[nolajersey]

in for the replay

[Redding]

replay!

[Mobo]

for my 9,000th post i would like to say:

in for the replay


aaannnnnnnnnnnd punt

Wow, seems kinda anticlimactic.......but congrats, anyways....

[krisko]

Wow, seems kinda anticlimactic.......but congrats, anyways....

i'm notorious for that

[Mobo]

Yay for the replay! I heard it's more gooder....

[sbrainb]

Sweet. I missed the first hour and a half... (as usual)

[Mobo]

They can't get rid of the meetings. Then what will they do when they want to leave XM early?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Xm's only redeeming quality after today s shit show (excluding RnF of course)

[sbrainb]

Anthony is very particular about his gay pron...

[Mobo]

Xm's only redeeming quality after today s shit show (excluding RnF of course)

huh?

[Mobo]

Anthony is very particular about his gay pron...

he only likes it hardcore. No carressing or sweetness.....

[krisko]

he only likes it hardcore. No carressing or sweetness.....

hello exactly!!

[sbrainb]

he only likes it hardcore. No carressing or sweetness.....

Yeah I caught this discussion later when they were talking to Denis Leary (around 815a or so I think).

[Mobo]

hello exactly!!

are you kidding? To hear him and Opie talk, anything outside of missionary makes them feel.....ookie....

[sbrainb]

I guess Anthony is a Rob Halford kind of fag instead of a Richard Simmons type fag.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have seen gay porn...and I can honestly say that I do not care for it


I wonder how many times Ope and Ant have fallen for the ol' hidden link trick (http://www.meatspin.com)

[Deadbent]

o and gay.. oh.. the wit, the wit.

[Mobo]

I guess Anthony is a Rob Halford kind of fag instead of a Richard Simmons type fag.

Yes, but then again, he's worn panties before, so it (like he) goes both ways.
He's like an Enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a question, stuck up a gay man's ass.

[Sam_Adams]

hello exactly!!

Hey you hardcore gay sex lover :action-sm How was your morning?

I have a magical comforter now that keeps me from waking up and getting out of bed because it's so damn soft and comfy, so I just can't listen to morning XM

[sbrainb]

Yes, but then again, he's worn panties before, so it (like he) goes both ways.
He's like an Enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a question, stuck up a gay man's ass.

LOL! :haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[krisko]

I have seen gay porn...and I can honestly say that I do not care for it


I wonder how many times Ope and Ant have fallen for the ol' hidden link trick (http://www.meatspin.com)
i have seen it, and i can honestly say i do care for it :icon_redf
o and gay.. oh.. the wit, the wit.

you spelled pneumonia wrong...did you do it on purpose...am i dgtbg???

[Mobo]

I feel like every shout out for meatspin is a shout out for Wackbag.

[krisko]

Hey you hardcore gay sex lover :action-sm How was your morning?

I have a magical comfortor now that keeps me from waking up and getting out of bed because it's so damn soft and comfy, so I just can't listen to morning XM

hi sammy, my morning was tiresome

[nolajersey]

I feel like every shout out for meatspin is a shout out for Wackbag.
X2

[Dr. Hoffman]

Finally in for the replay.

[Mobo]

Finally in for the replay.

oh good.....I can stop holding my breath now.:action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I feel like every shout out for meatspin is a shout out for Wackbag.X2

x3

I wonder how many hits Meatspin & Lemon Party got today due to the guys saying "Do NOTgo to _____"

[Mobo]

x3

I wonder how many hits Meatspin & ********** got today due to the guys saying "Do NOTgo to _____"

probably 5 or 6.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Meatspin??? never heard of it......or sat through more than 40 spins.

[nolajersey]

The listening threads are usually good for 6 or 7 daily meatspin links.


I love this commercial. Melinda rules.

[Mobo]

Stig??? never heard of him......or sat through more than 40 posts.

That's mean....what did he do to deserve that?

[nolajersey]

That's mean....what did he do to deserve that?
:clap::clap:

[Stig]

I have a magical comforter now that keeps me from waking up and getting out of bed because it's so damn soft and comfy, so I just can't listen to morning XM

Is it the comfy comforter, or are you really enjoying playing with your clit?

[Stig]

That's mean....what did he do to deserve that?

Good question. Dick. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

oh good.....I can stop holding my breath now.:action-sm

Why don't you actually just keep holding it. :action-sm

[krisko]

kenny is a boob hahahah

[Stig]

Yesterday Opie says "Little known fact: There was a German version of this song!" for the 99 Red Balloons.
God, he knows nothing about music.

[nolajersey]

Good question. Dick. :action-sm
Are you going to call me a bitch because I gave him clappy hands? :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

Are you going to call me a bitch because I gave him clappy hands? :icon_mrgr

I could never call you that. :love:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhaha, I love Nazi Kenny

[OhioPest]

I think 99 luft balloons is kenny's best yet!

[nolajersey]

I could never call you that. :love:
That's my Stiggy. :love:

[sbrainb]

Kenny spricht Deutsches ziemlich gut!

[krisko]

I could never call you that. :love:

could you call me one please i kinda like it :action-sm

[WonkaVision]

Fucking asshole cop. The lady was being a dumb cunt by not quickly following the cop's orders, but what a fucking douche.

Oh well, the audio is worth the tazing of an innocent.

[WonkaVision]

Speaking of tazing, are they aver gonna do the Girl-Tazing day on O&A?

I doubt the lawyers will let them do that.

[OhioPest]

Kenny spricht Deutsches ziemlich gut!
I think sbrainb just called Kenny a Douche! :D

[Stig]

could you call me one please i kinda like it :action-sm

Well, we have a different dynamic... ;)

Do you want a little face-slapping with that, or just the spanking?

[krisko]

Speaking of tazing, are they aver gonna do the Girl-Tazing day on O&A?

I doubt the lawyers will let them do that.

hopefully not friday :icon_eek:


i<3 denis leary!

[Mobo]

Speaking of tazing, are they aver gonna do the Girl-Tazing day on O&A?

I doubt the lawyers will let them do that.

wait until the end of this show, and then ask that question again.....

[Mobo]

This song is great! He mentions all of my favorite celebrities and their rehab zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

[Stig]

hopefully not friday :icon_eek:



I'd hit her with the tazer just to see the look on Tony Bagels' face. :haha7:

[Stig]

This song is great! He mentions all of my favorite celebrities and their rehab zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

I sure hope they play that one again! [foreshadowing]

[krisko]

Well, we have a different dynamic... ;)

Do you want a little face-slapping with that, or just the spanking?

no, choking will work though (with your hands!) :action-sm

[Deadbent]

hehehe..

[krisko]

<---------------- broad who is listening!

[sbrainb]

Let's hear it for the O&A fan broads!!

[sbrainb]

<------ also a broad!

[Stig]

no, choking will work though (with your hands!) :action-sm

Of course my hands! If you kill a chick, you can't play with her again...well you could. But that would be really sick.

[Stig]

Let's hear it for the O&A fan broads!!

<------ also a broad!

YAY BROADS! :clap:
Hard to tell from your androgynous profile...:action-sm

[krisko]

<------ also a broad!

yay!!!!

ok broad and gentlemen i'm going to go to school and try to pack for babyfuck. i shant be in the listening thread until monday....hopefully i don't get asterisked by any asterisks whilst i'm in the big apple :action-sm

[sbrainb]

I am a broad and I agree with EVERY WORD the boys are saying. I can't stand those bitches.

[Mobo]

yay!!!!

ok broad and gentlemen i'm going to go to school and try to pack for babyfuck. i shant be in the listening thread until monday....hopefully i don't get asterisked by any asterisks whilst i'm in the big apple :action-sm

Have fun! Us losers that are too far away are sooooo jealous! We'll miss you until Mondee!

[sbrainb]

YAY BROADS! :clap:
Hard to tell from your androgynous profile...:action-sm

What, do I need to slap a pair of tits on my avatar or something? By looking at my avatar, you would think I were female or a FAAAAAAAAAAGG! (I suppose)

[nolajersey]

<---------- A broad also!

[sbrainb]

krisko don't leave me or I'll get gang raepd...

[Stig]

yay!!!!

ok broad and gentlemen i'm going to go to school and try to pack for babyfuck. i shant be in the listening thread until monday....hopefully i don't get asterisked by any asterisks whilst i'm in the big apple :action-sm

We'll miss you doll! Have fun! :action-sm