My Ring Name

[MattyIceGfunk]

I am fighting in the local Toughman competition coming up but cant think of a good ring name. Any ideas?

[Chino Kapone]

Matt "the Machine gun of Funky town"

Matt " one cup" Funky... or whatever your last name is.

[MattyIceGfunk]

My name is Matthew Hill which is boring so I need a good ring name. Someone mentioned Matthew "King of the" Hill which I though was too redneck so I'm using it as a last resort.

[flyerfan116]

How about

Matt "oopsiforgotarubbernowi'mgonnabeadaddysopleasedon't beatmetoobad" Hill

[Kid Brock]

How about

Matt "oopsiforgotarubbernowi'mgonnabeadaddysopleasedon't beatmetoobad" Hill



Short and easy to remember. I like it.

[MattyIceGfunk]

How about

Matt "oopsiforgotarubbernowi'mgonnabeadaddysopleasedon't beatmetoobad" Hill

Eh I'll move that one to the last resort.

[TheICON]

Matt "Glassjaw" Hill
Or Matt "They Bury the Schwoogies Over on the" Hill (but that might be too long winded, in spite of the truth. =P )

[Chino Kapone]

Matt "Hepatitus" Hill, if that doesnt scare the shit outta your opponent i dont know what would.

Matt "the Meat Cleaver" Hill

[MattyIceGfunk]

Hah alright fellas I guess I'll just come up with one on my own.

[Kid Brock]

Matt "Jack and Jill went up a" Hill


Should roll off the tongue easy for the announcer.

[Hudson]

Matt "Boot" Hill

[weakside]

“The Iron Gavel”

“Merciless”

“The West Virginian Butcher”

“The Wicked One”

“The Evil that Men Do”

[Capt.Caveman]

"murdering" matt hill has a nice ring to it

[TheICON]

Matt "Chris Benoit ain't got Shit on Me" Hill

[Jers]

Matt "Jack and Jill went up a" Hill


Should roll off the tongue easy for the announcer.



lmao i like the way your mind works

[MattyIceGfunk]

All very good name. Although only 1 or 2 are usable. Thanks all. I'll try and get the fight on video.

[Hoagie]

Yimmey

[Chino Kapone]

Matt "the hangman" Hill! Walk out with a noose and hope your fighting a black guy.

[mendozathejew]

you should use a mexican nickname, it will really throw your opponents off right before the bell rings.

Matt "El Terrible" Hill

or you go for that thing where the nickname starts with the same letter as your first name, "Malicious" Matthew Hill

[Capt.Caveman]

Matt " the n!gger killer" Hill
Matt "the jew burner" Hill
Matt "the you wonder why they drag them behind buses" hill

[mik3]

you should use a mexican nickname, it will really throw your opponents off right before the bell rings.

Matt "El Terrible" Hill

or you go for that thing where the nickname starts with the same letter as your first name, "Malicious" Matthew Hill
this only works if the announcer will over-pronounce the El Terrible, if so then it's the winner.

[commish13]

I like Matt "The Matt" Hill.

[Glenn Dandy]

Matt Choooo! then wait for the god bless yous.


Matt is just not a tough name dude...how about.


Fruuuuunkis.


or


Frank the frowner.


or


Matt " don't tread on me" hill


or Matt Splatt! Hill.



or


Matt " The murderer" hill


or Matt " 1 cup two hits" hill.

or


Matt " the inihilator Hill.


or

Matt " Spider monkey strenght " Hill.

[DonTheTrucker]

Matt "Hamburger" Hill

[Capt.Caveman]

matt "it's only gay if you push back "Hill
matt "the turd untangler" hill