Probably one of the dumbest things I've done in a while

[sbrainb]

So last night I go out to play pool. Long story short, I stayed out all night long, got wrecked and at 6am decided that I pretty much couldn't go home, so I went straight back to work. I've been here since 630a. Yes I am wearing the same clothes from yesterday but at least I went to the bathroom, freshened up and put on some makeup so I don't look like a total zombie.
I'm going to crash hard later I know it.

[crippledalbino]

That's... that's tough going.

How was it that you didn't just call it in? That's what the sick day was invented for. So that at six o'clock in the morning, when the sun is beginning to peek over the horizon and the bar owner's dog is still numbly licking blue chalk from your fingertips, you whip that phone out and BAM!
Sick day.
Love it.

[sbrainb]

I don't know. I think it was just guilt. I have this ridiculous work ethic is that is like ingrained in me and I just can't seem to bring myself to do it.
To be honest it's actually kind of amusing. I basically plan on sitting here and just having an open MS Access database up all day to make it look like I'm doing something and I'll just not do jack shit until it's time to go home. I suppose that goes against my whole work ethic thing, but whatever. I'm trashed.

[crippledalbino]

I understand about the guilt thing.

I know that Devil's Advocate was a lousy movie, but there's a great line in there. Al Pacino tells Keanu Reaves the following:

"Guilt. It's like a bag of fuckin' bricks. Just put it down."

So fine. So you're sitting at your desk, staring at the monitor, you click something if a supervisor comes by, and instead you could just be all cuddly-up in your big soft, warm bed. You could sleep until three in the afternoon, get up, have a cup of coffee, masturbate, and get right back into bed.

But instead you have 'guilt.'

How's it workin' out for ya so far?

[sbrainb]

*picks up pen to stab self in eye*

[crippledalbino]

That's right. You've got a little devil on your lfet shoulder whispering evil nothings into your ear, and it's a bleached little wheelchair-bound bastard with spectacular hair.

[distortion9]

for Shame....ha Ha Ha....good For You...shame, Shame, Shame....

Would You Like A Nice Greasy Porkchop Served In A Dirty Ashtray?

Ha Ha Ha

[sbrainb]

Would You Like A Nice Greasy Porkchop Served In A Dirty Ashtray?


Actually I would.

[Cromwell]

I stayed out all night long, got wrecked and at 6am decided that I pretty much couldn't go home, so I went straight back to work. I've been here since 630a. Yes I am wearing the same clothes from yesterday



You, madam - get my vote for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

:icon_mrgr:icon_cool

[sbrainb]

I haven't done something like this since I was like 20.

[Cromwell]

I haven't done something like this since I was like 20.

Me either, but the fact that we have - qualifies us for a chapter in Nikki Sixx's next book :icon_mrgr:icon_cool

[sbrainb]

Nikki Sixx isn't shit compared to me when I get my Irish up (sans all the heroin of course...)

[Kris_LTRMa]

ahhh the good old days when I could stay out all night and go to work and be semi functional.

I miss them

[Cromwell]

Nikki Sixx isn't shit compared to me when I get my Irish up (sans all the heroin of course...)

as Winger once sang:

"Up all niiiight - sleep all day" :icon_mrgr


ahhh the good old days when I could stay out all night and go to work and be semi functional.

I miss them


I don't.

I get a headache now, just thinking about it :p

[sbrainb]

as Winger once sang:

"Up all niiiight - sleep all day" :icon_mrgr


Ummmm hello??? I believe that was Slaughter and not Winger...

[Cromwell]

Ummmm hello??? I believe that was Slaughter and not Winger...

Ha, ha!

I'm getting "douche chills" for you - for the fact that you actually know that! :icon_mrgr

[CM Mark]

Ha, ha!

I'm getting "douche chills" for you - for the fact that you actually know that! :icon_mrgr

LINNNnnnNNNGEEERRRR LOOOOOoooooNNNNNGgGgGGGGgggER!!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

At lunch time call back and tell them you gots the food poisoning. Just make sure you have a believable place to trace it back to, like a street vendor.

[Kris_LTRMa]

ahhh the good old days when I could stay out all night and go to work and be semi functional.

I miss them




I don't.

I get a headache now, just thinking about it :p

I used to work at Gatsby's (where Outback is now) ... my night would start at 6 PM and end around 5:30 AM. I'd usually have a pretty good buzz on when we left. Then some of us would hit the diner for breakfast (and mega amounts of coffee) and then I'd head home, take a shower and head to work at Fortunoff for my 9-5 day. Did this Wednesday through Saturday for 3 years

Good times good times

[distortion9]

I used to work at Gatsby's (where Outback is now) ... my night would start at 6 PM and end around 5:30 AM. I'd usually have a pretty good buzz on when we left. Then some of us would hit the diner for breakfast (and mega amounts of coffee) and then I'd head home, take a shower and head to work at Fortunoff for my 9-5 day. Did this Wednesday through Saturday for 3 years

Good times good times

I use to live in Gatsby's....remember bring your own giant mug night? Was friends with the guys in "Belly Button" too.....I miss the 90's.

[wetandstickyjim]

Nikki Sixx isn't shit compared to me when I get my Irish up (sans all the heroin of course...)

You're a chick.
You like pool.
Pull all nighters.
AND You're Irish?
Who's the lucky fella?

Seriously.

[Kris_LTRMa]

I use to live in Gatsby's....remember bring your own giant mug night? Was friends with the guys in "Belly Button" too.....I miss the 90's.

Holy crap....I forgot all about giant mug night!! Belly Button brought in a decent crowd - I made good tips when they played. Actually I made good tips any night I worked, especially in the winter when I worked the coat room.

I miss that place - was there when it was a bar, then the pub/restaurant/cafe. I stopped hanging out there when it became a sports bar - too many a-holes started hanging out there then ... any time we went in there there was a brawl.

Effing Dennis really screwed a lot of people, including his partners, when he shuttered the doors and disappeared.

[maz]

Would You Like A Nice Greasy Porkchop Served In A Dirty Ashtray?




:D

[Six-Pack]

If that's one of the worst things you've done lately, you're doing alright for yourself.

[sbrainb]

If that's one of the worst things you've done lately, you're doing alright for yourself.

Yeah I've been known to go to town pretty hard on the weekends, but I just haven't pulled shit like this on a work night in a loooooooong time.

[Natas]

when I read makeup and realized it was a chick, I got a little turned on. I love drunk chicks

[NoSurviivors]

sty out all night cuz I sleep all dayBeastie Boys also.. hope that kills off the douche chills.. 'Hold it now hit it'

Can't remember the last time I pulled an all nighter. Used to do it allot pretty easily. I only slept in short clips with one 'pass out' day when I was younger. Could still do it now.. not that old.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i used to keep a fresh uniform in my truck for just such emergency's now days if i drink a six pack on a "school night" i cant function the next day .

[wetandstickyjim]

i used to keep a fresh uniform in my truck for just such emergency's now days if i drink a six pack on a "school night" i cant function the next day .

Faggot.








:action-sm

[wetandstickyjim]

when I read makeup and realized it was a chick, I got a little turned on. I love drunk chicks

AND She plays pool! :clap: