Holy Shitney

[sbrainb]

What the FUCK???

http://dlisted.com/files/wenn1724648.jpg

[WMB]

HAHAHA.

I get it! It's because this piece of shit looks like Britney Spears.

[moegolden]

We already know that kids who are raised by stage parents nearly always grow up to be fucked up adults, but when you combine that with the unmatched paparazzi crush (nearly anyone could own a digital camera), I think we're seeing a new type of paranoia.

think about it, you can easily make the point that no woman in the history of the world has been followed like Britney has.

- Marilyn Monroe was in a different era, pretty much before there were paparazzi
- Princess Diana was certainly followed alot, but she did have a royal security detail and that was before the digital revolution in which anyone could own a camera.
- Madonna got old before this digital thing got going.

[sbrainb]

No seriously... I practically gasped when I saw that photo. She looks like a retarded white Rastafarian with a mildew glaze.

[blazin]

Looks like Michael Jackson to me

[DonTheTrucker]

Cool, she's one step closer to me being able to bang her.

[OandAFanInDC]

if you told anyone she'd end up like this 10 years ago they'd think you were crazy how hard they fall love it.

[LiddyRules]

So? Am I weird because I don't see the big deal.

[DonTheTrucker]

So? Am I weird because I don't see the big deal.

Not at all. I could care less. I do think it's kinda cool that she's uglier than half the chicks I've been with now though. Makes me feel better about myself.

[norton23]

she needs to stop or she is a going to be R.I.P. It's sad actually.

[LiddyRules]

she needs to stop or she is a going to be R.I.P. It's sad actually. She's wearing big glasses, bad lipstick and doing a sideways with Wackbag sign, this isn't the end of the world for her.

[WMB]

she needs to stop or she is a going to be R.I.P. It's sad actually.

That's when I wanna hit it. STD's can't survive in a cold dead body.

[Jers]

when exactly does cpr become necrophelia ?

[Bud8Weiser]

Looks like Michael Jackson to me

X2.

[NoSurviivors]

It was a matter of time before she released her inner hick. Anything before what she is now was totally manufactured IMO.. a wholesome virgin?? Riiiiiight.

I still wanna go huntin for crawdads in teh swamp with her.. but only after I penetrate that ass.

[Budyzir]

I honestly didn't recognize her until I read more of the thread.

[Chino Kapone]

Is that really her? I thought it was a britney/MJ impersonator.

Someone please photoshop a "WOW" or the "mah lazurs" face in there..

[wes mantooth]

It was a matter of time before she released her inner hick. Anything before what she is now was totally manufactured IMO.. a wholesome virgin?? Riiiiiight.

I still wanna go huntin for crawdads in teh swamp with her.. but only after I penetrate that ass.



I want to go noodling in her cunt. If I lose a finger I'll pass it around so you guys have a sniff. I am a generous man after all.




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[NotSoFast]

I honestly didn't recognize her until I read more of the thread.

x2. Looks like it could have been Brooke Shields about 30 years ago.

[DallasRadioSux]

Have you all seen her menstrual cycle pictures on X17?

[Simby19]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg



STILL my favorite Brit pic.

[OandAFanInDC]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg



STILL my favorite Brit pic.

haha shes fuuuuucked up she'd probably be a blast to party with.

[moegolden]

oh boy, there is a new "oopsie" paparazzi pic of her cooter - and it is bloody, ala that time o' month.

and, to paraphrase patrice, "i can not unwatch that."

i saw it at a password-only forum, but i'm sure you guys will see it soon enough.

[Simby19]

Have you all seen her menstrual cycle pictures on X17?

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more


Yummy!

[moegolden]

oh boy, there is a new "oopsie" paparazzi pic of her cooter - and it is bloody, ala that time o' month.

and, to paraphrase patrice, "i can not unwatch that."

i saw it at a password-only forum, but i'm sure you guys will see it soon enough.

OK, found it....
NSFW!!!!!

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php

[Chino Kapone]

looks like one of those hostess cherry pies when you open it up the chrry filling gets everywhere.

[Sprite]

Cool, she's one step closer to me being able to bang her.

She would need to take a step back for you to have a chance, unless you're paparazzi in which case you'd need to take 2 steps back.

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg



STILL my favorite Brit pic.

Indeed. The irony is that it was done with windows paint. The best video of her is her rollin on E http://www.break.com/index/britney_spears_on_drugs.html

She's on some bangin pills, possibly pure mdma since she's somewhat eating.

haha shes fuuuuucked up she'd probably be a blast to party with.

All I need to have the night of my life is me, her, Danielle Fishel and the real Corey Delaney (Liii Looo!) to organize the 3-some.

[SKRI]

- Princess Diana was certainly followed alot, but she did have a royal security detail and that was before the digital revolution in which anyone could own a camera.


Yeah, I'm glad they lifted the Kodak Camera ban on August 31, 1997. Also... are you saying journalists just recently evolved from giant tripod stabilized camera systems with silver nitrate trays? welcome to 1727.

[DonTheTrucker]

when exactly does cpr become necrophelia ?

When you get caught.

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg



STILL my favorite Brit pic.

Is that DIRT on her lollipop?

[HummerTuesdays]

Nah. I think the lolipop is just wet & shiny.

[oandapartycock]

Just wanted to bump this thread up because I love their tagline on these pictures:
"Britney Spears is not Pregnant. Period."
Guest Adnan's finally going to get his Red Wings!

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_01.jpg

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_02.jpg

[OandAFanInDC]

thats fucking disgusting

[Chino Kapone]

Just wanted to bump this thread up because I love their tagline on these pictures:
"Britney Spears is not Pregnant. Period."

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_01.jpg

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_02.jpg

Third time these pics have been posted in this thread alone....

[sbrainb]

I had heard about those pics going around teh internets. That is just fucking nasty to the 9256943589743568475th power.

[DallasRadioSux]

She probably thinks it is cool because it is provacative. She is too gone to be helped. Miley will be next.

[sbrainb]

No self respecting woman would EVER want to be caught dead with that kind of mess. Jesus she's fucking off the deep end...

[moegolden]

Yeah, I'm glad they lifted the Kodak Camera ban on August 31, 1997. Also... are you saying journalists just recently evolved from giant tripod stabilized camera systems with silver nitrate trays? welcome to 1727.

No, I'm just implying that because of digital it is easier than ever to be a hack celeb photographer, when it comes to getting shots (as long as you know where to be and when to be there). the mere fact that you can check on the quality of a shot moments after shooting it makes a huge difference.

the hard part is shopping the shots around, but agencies are sprouting everywhere. of course, the fact that people are getting their celeb gossip news from blogs that don't necessarily pay for the pics means the money will get harder to come by.

X17online is literally a bunch of Brazilians working for low pay, staking out residences and hangouts of celebs. It was started by a french guy who lives it up on account of his markups.

I am speaking from pro photography experience (although I draw the line at uninvited paparazzi situations).

[Sam_Adams]

Just wanted to bump this thread up because I love their tagline on these pictures:
"Britney Spears is not Pregnant. Period."
Guest Adnan's finally going to get his Red Wings!

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_01.jpg

http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_02.jpg

Yummy

[Sam_Adams]

She would need to take a step back for you to have a chance, unless you're paparazzi in which case you'd need to take 2 steps back.



Indeed. The irony is that it was done with windows paint. The best video of her is her rollin on E http://www.break.com/index/britney_spears_on_drugs.html

She's on some bangin pills, possibly pure mdma since she's somewhat eating.



All I need to have the night of my life is me, her, Danielle Fishel and the real Corey Delaney (Liii Looo!) to organize the 3-some.

Wow, she's fucked up. Why is she so fucking spastic? I'd have to duct tape her arms to her body if she was swinging around like that around me :P

Hopefully she will eventually get away from all of those drug addicts and people keeping her around that kind of shit. It's hard to get away from those things if you have nothing but pieces of shit around you and in your life.

I feel bad for the chick

[SKRI]

she does propose a ponderous question though... is it possible to time travel speed?