Am I dead inside?

[VMS]

What's the difference between dead inside and good in an emergency?

My parents were in an auto accident today. They got t-boned at an intersection by some woman driving a rented Prius. I find out, I finish my lunch, pick up their stuff from the wrecked car, go to the hospital, have everything taken care of in short order, but at no point was I actually worried.

I'm not worried now.

My folks are fine, but the car fucking got knock on its side for Pete's sake, and I'm totally blase about it.

I think I'm dead inside. Oh, well. Anybody got cookie?

[Arch Stanton]

Not dead. Actually you did great. Very few can handle crisis like this the way you are.

Sorry about the accident.

Call them crash for a while. Makes light of it a little bit.

[NoSurviivors]

my dick itches.

[THE FEZ MAN]

no, thats having a cool head, the day my dad died (i knew he was not long for the world) i went to work, when i got the call, i just went home, made sure he was really dead then called the funeral home, then just got drunk. people think im an ass but oh well. being able to handle any situation that is thrown your way is a good thing too many people panic for no reason, im the walk out of the burning building guy, not the run out screaming ass hat

[In RON We Trust]

It depends on what you were having for lunch.

[Sam_Adams]

Well if they weren't killed or seriously injured then what is there to be worried about? I wouldn't be broken up about it either. Shit happens.

[Voss's Tumor]

My girlfriend thinks I'm a wack job whenever something bad happens. She's the type of person who won't look for any details, she'll just assume the worse, then freak out about the assumed disaster she just created.

The two things she hates to hear me say to her the most are "Relax", and "We don't even know what to worry about yet, stop freaking out".

I say I'm cool headed, she says I'm dead inside.

Maybe it's a bit of both?

[mascan42]

What kind of piece of crap were they driving that a Prius can knock it over?

[bill333]

What kind of piece of crap were they driving that a Prius can knock it over?

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9248/shoppingcarthi9.jpg

Seriously, glad to hear they're ok.

[VMS]

Seriously, glad to hear they're ok.

Nice. And thanks.

No, they were driving a '98 Honda CRV.

[Zona992006]

What's the difference between dead inside and good in an emergency?

My parents were in an auto accident today. They got t-boned at an intersection by some woman driving a rented Prius. I find out, I finish my lunch, pick up their stuff from the wrecked car, go to the hospital, have everything taken care of in short order, but at no point was I actually worried.

I'm not worried now.

My folks are fine, but the car fucking got knock on its side for Pete's sake, and I'm totally blase about it.

I think I'm dead inside. Oh, well. Anybody got cookie?
is your mom ok? any upskirt shots of her in the car?

[LiddyRules]

Whenever I think about my parents dying, my biggest fear is how to handle funeral arrangements. I really don't know how to do that. Nor do I really want to. I'd rather my mother die than my father.

And good that your parents are ok. I don't think you're dead inside.

[DoucheMeister]

Glad your folks are fine.

I'm the same way, just stay in control and rationaly take care of the situation.

Mu wife is a fucking basket case in any emergency, perceived or otherwise. I prefer to be in control.

[Kris_LTRMa]

All it means is that you have a level head and don't crack under pressure.

Glad your parents are okay. The car can be replaced, but they can't.

[Chino Kapone]

If they had died, i would say your dead inside. But no, you did what a calm rational thinking individual would do. Congrats on being well mannored.

[MJMANDALAY]

I believe its called desensitized
I have that, I have had it as long as I can remember.

[Chino Kapone]

I believe its called desensitized
I have that, I have had it as long as I can remember.

You? Desensitized? Get the fuck out!

[MJMANDALAY]

You? Desensitized? Get the fuck out!

HaHaHa I just had some water dribble out my nose ya fuck ya

[Friday]

i often wish i were dead inside.

[Deadbent]

"How did your parents die."






(hehe, dead inside.)

[poppAwoody]

sounds good to me

[Zona992006]

so its been a couple of days...still no upskirt shots of your almost dead mom?

[Arch Stanton]

"How did your parents die."






(hehe, dead inside.)

Thread winner!!!

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I would say your dead on the inside if you picked up one of the skulls and started doing hamlet. If you did sexual things with the lower half of one of there bodies you would also be awarded the label of worlds silliest goose. The cops won't be able to help but laugh and watch good naturedly.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'd offer some advice but I'm not only dead inside, I'm a sociopath.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I'd offer some advice but I'm not only dead inside, I'm a sociopath.

Your an over achiever, save some bodies for the rest of us buddy.

[DonTheTrucker]

Your an over achiever, save some bodies for the rest of us buddy.

I said sociopath, not psychopath. There will be plenty of bodies for us all.

[weeniewawa]

What kind of piece of crap were they driving that a Prius can knock it over?

http://images.motortrend.com/features/auto_news/2006/112_news060628_01z+daimler_chrysler_smart_car+pass enger_side_view.jpg

[Zona992006]

http://images.motortrend.com/features/auto_news/2006/112_news060628_01z+daimler_chrysler_smart_car+pass enger_side_view.jpg

;)

[weeniewawa]

this is what they should get next, glad to hear they are alright tho.
http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/smart%204fun-thumb.jpg