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Simby19
01-19-2008, 01:55 AM
Here is just a sample list of questions (there are 343 in total) an auditor may ask in order to determine one's "clear level":



• Have you ever enslaved a population?

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

• Have you ever gone crazy?

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?



The device looks like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/E-meter_red.jpg

The central practice of Scientology is "auditing," a one-on-one session with a Scientology counselor or "auditor." Most auditing uses an E-meter, a device that measures minute changes in electrical resistance through the body when a person holds metal cans and a small current is passed through them; it supposedly helps locate an area of concern.[86]

In the auditing process, the practitioner (referred to as a "preclear" or PC) discloses specific traumatic incidents, prior ethical transgressions and bad decisions, which are said to collectively restrict the preclear from achieving his or her goals and lead to the development of a "reactive mind." In one form of auditing, the auditor asks the preclear to respond to a list of questions in strict order. The preclear is supposed to be "a willing and interested participant who understands the questions" and what is going on.[87] Auditors are not to suggest, interpret, degrade or invalidate the answers.[88] Scientologists claim that benefits from auditing include improved IQ, improved ability to communicate and enhanced memory.[89]

During the auditing process, the auditor may collect personal information from the person being audited. Auditing records are referred to within Scientology as "PC (preclear) folders" and are said to be stored securely when not being added to during auditing sessions.[90]Auditors promise never to use secrets divulged in a session for punishment or personal gain.[87


And finally, the levels:

Scientology Zero deals with the Scientologist's immediate surroundings, the world and society, for the general public.

Scientology One deals with "essential data about living and life, applicable to anyone" who could be considered a Scientologist in the broadest sense — those who have read some Hubbard books, and have applied things learned in them.

Scientology Two is obtaining and applying Scientology training and course materials in an "Org."

Scientology Three covers attaining Clear and preparation for Operating Thetan (OT) levels.

Scientology Four deals with OT levels and Saint Hill Special Briefing Course (SHSBC) materials.

Scientology Five is the use of Scientology tech applied to the highest global sociopolitical echelons



The first five levels take two weeks each on a 40-hours-per-week schedule.[94]The highest level comprises 16 individual checklists, each requiring an average of three to four weeks of study, and covering in total 12,000 pages of materials and 450 lectures





So....who's with me? :icon_eek:

DonTheTrucker
01-19-2008, 02:07 AM
• Have you ever enslaved a population?

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

• Have you ever gone crazy?

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?



Um. Yes. To all of them. So I guess I'm out?

maz
01-19-2008, 02:09 AM
you're a very sick man , Don

zagman76
01-19-2008, 02:11 AM
Um. Yes. To all of them. So I guess I'm out?

I think that means you're in! "whaa"

DonTheTrucker
01-19-2008, 02:17 AM
Actually I think it means I can be Xenu.

And I gotta say, enslaving an entire species can be quite tiring. I almost didn't have enough energy left to give robots a bad name or suffocate babies.

DonTheTrucker
01-19-2008, 02:22 AM
you're a very sick man , Don

I know. I need help. Anyone have a clay table handy?

BCH
01-19-2008, 09:45 AM
Hey, a galvanic response meter! I guess they need that in case the subject lies about wiping out an entire population, having sex with or eating a corpse.

krisko
01-19-2008, 10:01 AM
i answered yes to 6 questions...i think that means my thetans are at bay...right?

ruckstande
01-19-2008, 10:06 AM
i answered yes to 6 questions...i think that means my thetans are at bay...right?

Thetan fucker. Bgawk!

Kris_LTRMa
01-19-2008, 10:31 AM
I'm a zero

MJMANDALAY
01-19-2008, 11:40 AM
Guess I'm niot qualified

Sinn Fein
01-20-2008, 11:02 AM
http://www.xenu.net/

Always entertaining and informative.

jackjack
01-20-2008, 12:59 PM
And I gotta say, enslaving an entire species can be quite tiring.

It's not as bad if you don't take the time to fuck them all after enslavement.

I know, it kind of defeats the purpose, but you have more energy to get on with the next bullet point on the list.

Darth Mode
01-20-2008, 01:30 PM
• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

No. I always make sure it's the right one.

Zona992006
01-20-2008, 02:45 PM
This whole religion was founded by a science fiction writer correct?

DonTheTrucker
01-20-2008, 03:03 PM
No. I always make sure it's the right one.

You and me both, sir. But we all make mistakes, it's called collateral damage.

Darth Mode
01-20-2008, 03:36 PM
You and me both, sir. But we all make mistakes, it's called collateral damage.

Tell me about it. :icon_mrgr

Darth Mode
01-20-2008, 03:37 PM
This whole religion was founded by a science fiction writer correct?

You are correct sir.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

Also go here for more info on this kooky "religion".

http://www.xenu.net/

LiddyRules
01-20-2008, 04:09 PM
Is it bad that the more I read about scientology, the more I think it's right for me?

Sinn Fein
01-20-2008, 09:06 PM
http://www.xenu.net/

Always entertaining and informative.

You are correct sir.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

Also go here for more info on this kooky "religion".

http://www.xenu.net/

Psst....

Darth Mode
01-20-2008, 09:23 PM
Psst....

Shhhhhhhhhh. I like being redundant. :action-sm

Chino Kapone
01-20-2008, 10:42 PM
Is it bad that the more I read about scientology, the more I think it's right for me?

If you really feel this way i think you should visit this website. Its pretty entertaining and informative.

xenu.net