Father's Day Is A Gip!!!!

[wackadoo]

thats right!!! we get ripped off:mad:

for weeks before mother's day, we get pounded with commercials for diamonds, flowers, teddy bears etc....what do we get for father's day?!?!?! HOME DEPOT COMMERCIALS!!!!

HOME DEPOT = WORK

why can't we get beer or titty bar commercials? thats what we like right? this is BS!!!!

where is our union rep?????

[FOFOLINA]

lol come on wack ya know you like the home depot.. You get to make a nifty bird house!! :D

[SpotcheckBilly]

I don't even go to Home Depot. I can't fix anything, I'd cut my Goddamn finger off!!! I want non-stop Beer commercials, esp the Miller Lite ones with the chicks fighting..and maybe a few Hooters commercials too! I AM OUTRAGED!! I"M CALLING REVEREND AL! :)

[FOFOLINA]

*sings* reverend al hes your pal! :D

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
lol come on wack ya know you like the home depot.. You get to make a nifty bird house!! :D see!?!? this is a mom..of course she has no problem with father's day...she gets the good stuff.

yea i like home depot, i am a guy. but when you are talking gifts we get the short end of the stick.

oh i know i'll hear from the moms out there " we gave birth" or "we did all the work" blahblah. its old ladies :sleeping how long can you hold that over our heads?:rolleyes

[FOFOLINA]

Hey I am not like that ya ass.. Now go make me a fuckin bird house!!!! :pp:

I got nothing for mothers day.. all I got was a card and a lil stuffed animal for mothers day..

for my dad I am gettin him a ring that says 1# dad
and a coffee mug that says I love my dad.

and the givin birth comment.. Just say hey I also donated sperm for that child.. So if it was not for your mule juice you would not be a dad:biggrinfl

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
Hey I am not like that ya ass.. Now go make me a fuckin bird house!!!! :pp:

I got nothing for mothers day.. all I got was a card and a lil stuffed animal for mothers day..

for my dad I am gettin him a ring that says 1# dad
and a coffee mug that says I love my dad.

and the givin birth comment.. Just say hey I also donated sperm for that child.. So if it was not for your mule juice you would not be a dad:biggrinfl you make some very good points fo. you are dead on with the mule juice, but do i get a thank you noooooo... how about a "we have a beautiful daughter mike, thats some incredible sperm you got there"? nope!! i wouldn't mind that on a mug:biggrinfl

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
you make some very good points fo. you are dead on with the mule juice, but do i get a thank you noooooo... how about a "we have a beautiful daughter mike, thats some incredible sperm you got there"? nope!! i wouldn't mind that on a mug:biggrinfl

*makes note* Get wack a mug that says " Im Da Sperm Man"
Thank you daddy..
Now
who is your daddy? and what does he do?

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
*makes note* Get wack a mug that says " Im Da Sperm Man"
Thank you daddy..
::snifsniff::: thats all i want fo ::snifsniff::: some recognition.

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
::snifsniff::: thats all i want fo ::snifsniff::: some recognition.

*gets wack a hankerchief for his sniffels that says.
Daddys sperm makes cute kids.

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
*gets wack a hankerchief for his sniffels that says.
Daddys sperm makes cute kids. i know...i have some wonderful sperm fo...you should see them!

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
i know...i have some wonderful sperm fo...you should see them!

This cute ehh?:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

[NJHC4life]

where is our union rep?????

I think Rosie O' Donnell might be the union rep for this one!! Your right Wack...its a complete sham!! I got my girl a diamond bracelet for mothers day, and I will probably only get a kiss and a hard time! ;)

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
This cute ehh?:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: cuter....and they have lil baseball hats on!:D

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by NJHC4life
I think Rosie O' Donnell might be the union rep for this one!! Your right Wack...its a complete sham!! I my my girl a diamond bracelet for mothers day, and I will probably only get a kiss and a hard time! ;) we should organize a strike NJ!!!! they need us:mad:

[NJHC4life]

creating picket signs now!!! MOMMY GETS NO MORE SEX!!! wait, no, that won't work.....she's gonna mow the lawn this week while I drink beer and watch the game!!:biggrinfl ...right, like that would happen

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
cuter....and they have lil baseball hats on!:D

http://www.johnnybread.com/store/fightingsperm.jpg + http://www.coloradoemeraldsociety.com/hat.jpg = http://heirloomsbyhollylynn.homestead.com/files/cute_baby.jpg

Like that wack??

[wackadoo]

lol :bigok

lil roman helmuts much more gooder then baseball hats;)

[bluecell]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
http://heirloomsbyhollylynn.homestead.com/files/cute_baby.jpg
That reminds me, where's Martin? :D

--- edit ---

OK, there was a photo of 2 Chinese babies here. Now the post is ruined. Dammit!

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
lil roman helmuts much more gooder then baseball hats;)

there papa
http://www.reekiesgrasmere.co.uk/trolleyed/images/products/t_helmets5503.jpg

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
there papa
http://www.reekiesgrasmere.co.uk/trolleyed/images/products/t_helmets5503.jpg put that helmut on this guy and its a match
http://www.all.org/stopp/images/joesperm.jpg

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by NJHC4life
creating picket signs now!!! MOMMY GETS NO MORE SEX!!! wait, no, that won't work.....she's gonna mow the lawn this week while I drink beer and watch the game!!:biggrinfl ...right, like that would happen nah you're right...we have to think this thru!! where's spot when we need him?

[SpotcheckBilly]

Originally posted by wackadoo
nah you're right...we have to think this thru!! where's spot when we need him?
http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg


Wack, you of all people should know that there's no way to win this war. We'll be slaughtered like little kittens buried in the lawn, with just their little heads poking out of the holes..oh wait forget I said that..;)

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by SpotcheckBilly
Wack, you of all people should know that there's no way to win this war. We'll be slaughtered like little kittens buried in the lawn, with just their little heads poking out of the holes..oh wait forget I said that..;)
can't win this war...CAN'T WIN THIS WAR?!?!
::::cue patriotic music::::
in the face of adversity we stand. an impossible battle must be fought. some of us may not be returning but its a sacrifice we must take.

we've stood here too long. watching the mothers get all the good gifts why we get yet another wallet for father's day!! NO MORE!

now go out there men and win this war! these broads had it good for way too many years, now its our turn!
:::end patriotic music::::

[SpotcheckBilly]

Sgt. Krusty Reporting for duty Sir!

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/11_02/Sgt-Fury-8-Inch-Bust.jpg

Many Bold men will die in this campaign, but we're ready for battle and are prepared for the ultimate sacrifice, if it means no more ties, coffee mugs that say #1 Dad, or goddamn wallets.

We Want Useful Stuff! Not some crap from the Hallmark Store

[Marye]

I don't mean to be a traitor to the girls, but I have to agree with the guys on this one. They're right, on Mothers Day its all diamonds, jewelry and stuff like that, but on Fathers' Day, it's weed wackers and lawn mowers. To me, it would be like getting a vacuum cleaner for Mothers' Day!!!

I asked my hubby what he wanted and he wants a portable DVD player, but HE wants to pick it out, so I say go for it... if that what you want baby, then that's what you'll get.

So, don't include me in the withholding of the sex deal..... I beg of you.

[AngryHugo]

Ok. I have a plan. Never to be one above hijinks, this one seems to work for me:

Every few days, go into the wife's purse and grab a few dollars. For the most part, all the money in Mrs Hugo's purse is really mine, so it's not like I'm stealing; I'm liberating my money. Save your new-found wealth for a whole year. On Father's Day, go out and buy yourself something that you really want.

How's that, Wack?

[norton23]

Damm I just read all those post's and all I could think about was the episode on the Cosby Show where they devote the whole show to past fathers day gift's and how Mr. Huxtable said basically that they all sucked.

Fight this war and spread the word! That way in ten years when i'm married and norton24 and norton25 pop out they will grow up knowing that fathers day is "give dad what he actually wan'ts day"

[SpotcheckBilly]

stinkysteve sends his evil input to the discussion.
http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg

We'll fight to the death, our right to get cool stuff. We want DVD's, Beer, Big-Screen TV's! Take the Wallets, and give them to the homeless. They have more money than us Dads anyway. :D

[FOFOLINA]

If you with hold sex you will all be like my ex Hubby:D
Im with mayre on this one to as you can see in my other posts.
and Hugo you are a daddy? how about i get ya a nice pair of Plaid Pants and Shirt?
yummy Sexy daddy:bigok

[NJHC4life]

If you with hold sex you will all be like my ex Hubby
I knew that wouldn't work....it wouldn't work for me, I couldn't withhold!!! Only a female can get away with that statement!:mad: There has to be something we can do fellas!! :confused:

[wackadoo]

WE MUST BE STRONG MEN!! THEY NEED SEX AS MUCH AS WE DO!

we cannot take money and buy our own gifts. what would the mothers do if we handed them a fitty and said go buy yourself something nice?

as for the sex thing....lubriderm is good :cool:

http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg
:stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp:

[NJHC4life]

http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg

if thats what we must do, than thats what we must do!!! :bigok

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by NJHC4life
http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg

if thats what we must do, than thats what we must do!!! :bigok WE MUST!!!

[NJHC4life]

ok...let the porn begin!!!!...

http://members.aol.com/aeast6/private/nomoresex.jpg

:eek:

[FOFOLINA]

Now I see porn stock sky rocketing.....
Well see now if that happens us horny moms get to finally pay attention to our toys....
Let the vibes begin!!!

[AngryHugo]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
Hugo you are a daddy? how about i get ya a nice pair of Plaid Pants and Shirt?
yummy Sexy daddy:bigok

My kids have four legs and fur. I do, however, get myself a Father's Day gift each year with the aforementioned method just for the hell of it. I got it a little early this year - a digital camera and a new printer. :D

I've been looking for that plaid sweatsuit, but no dice. :(

[FOFOLINA]

I've been looking for that plaid sweatsuit, but no dice.

*goes on a mission to find hugo a dead sexy plaid suit*;) ;) ;)

[SpotcheckBilly]

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads on the board. Disregard the tone of this thread, it was just a lil joke. ;)

[ResinIII]

I hope ALL the dad's of wackbag had a great day!!:)



Happy Fathers Day daddy.We miss you.....

[FOFOLINA]

Happy Fathers day to all the great dads on wackbag....
Now go to the home depot and make some bird houses and then go to the BBQ and make some steak and chicken. :bigok

[wackadoo]

HAPPY DAD'S DAY!!!

[norton23]

So did you all get jipped or what? I personally got my dad some good shit, cooked him lunch= baked stuffed (certain kind of seafood) with the family, and gave him a book about ted williams which is a huge pictorial with tons of stories about his life (he's my dad's childhood hero) I guess once your kid's get older the better the presents get, so just be prepared b/c once your kids get jobs the presents and the day become much more gooder:bigok