Alzheimer's-reversing helmet?

[moegolden]

in a UK paper, of course

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/helmetDM2401_468x406.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=510172&in_page_id=1774

[Treat_Yourself]

How is the infrared light supposed to penetrate your skull? Sounds like bullshit to me.

[TheDrip]

But it'll make those confused old folks look even sillier.

[Begbie]

Ugh, those damn UK tabloids pass things off as legitimate news all the time. Occasionally you can visit Drudge and see some "Scientists Find Cure For Cancer", but then once you realize it's a .uk link...it's not even worth a peek.

[mascan42]

Jimmy's "90-pound lead hat" cure for Parkinson's can't be far behind.


Linger Libidgidippitydoo

[wes mantooth]

They'll forget to put it on.

[LiddyRules]

Dr. Venkman has the patent

[Ego]

For anyone that has those issues and realizes that they will slowly lose their mind, I'm sure they'd be willing to try just about anything.

[weakside]

More like a dignity-reversing helmet. Jesus, some people will believe anything.

If you were to one day ask yourself, “What is the dumbest thing I could wear on my head so people would be certain that I’m crazy?” I’m pretty sure that would be fairly close to your vision.

Of course, having said that if I found out that I had Alzheimer’s and that chewing on a dog bone throughout the day would help, then I would be a dog bone-chewing motherfucker. Alzheimer’s is a fucked-up disease.

[thelord68]

I though Ant's helmet is so big it reverses Alzheimer's.

Sorry... wrong thread.

[Sprite]

Jimmy's "90-pound lead hat" cure for Parkinson's can't be far behind.


Linger Libidgidippitydoo

:clap:

[Voss's Tumor]

Dr. Venkman has the patent

If you cross the streams you become psychosomatic

You know, you can start fires with your thoughts and stuff

[Plunkies]

It has the added side effect of keeping the MLB from reading your mind.

[CougarHunter]

Heres your sign...er helmet

[Deadbent]

Grats Stig!

[Newmania]

Doc: Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you
want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth auxiliary?

Marty: Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.

Doc: My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn't work at all!