anyone else wacked your bag to Sandra Lee?Food network POA

[Earth2murf]

Sandra Lee star of Semihome made,or what ever.This girl os great she is a blonde Amazon woman...She has perfect D's and she is always wipping up mixed drinks..The Food she cooks is Comfort food and i'd love to fuck her and blow my load on her tablescapes....I was supprized to find out she is only a year older than me....She has to be the hattest 40 something on TV...this show is the hottest show since i cancelled Playboy TV...

[Mommadeez4u]

She's got the long horsey face I despise. Couldn't do her without fixating on that massive lantern jaw.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Cans.

'nuff said.

She loves the sauce too. Divorced booze hound cougar with fabu globes.

http://www.golfforwomen.com/images/players/2005/11/plar01_lee1105.jpg

I'd decorate the old gal's muffin. Oh yes I would.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Yeah, she's rapeable. :icon_mrgr

[Three Hole Puncher]

Yeah, she's rapeable. :icon_mrgr Well worth the duct tape.

[funnybonez]

She's a Butt-a-face.

I one bag her and drown in those puppies.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

I heard she's dating Mario Cuomo's son. If she finds someone like that hot, comparably I'm Brad Pitt.

I love her cans. I want to motorboat them. Then Giada's.

[angrybeerguy]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/angrybeerguy/nice.jpg


Giada De Laurentiis much hotter and has nice cans.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I'm a little conflicted on the Giada thing. I mean... she's obviously a smokin' hottie, no doubt about that, but DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. After she was done with you, there'd be a big red stain on the snow and Officer Marge would be like, "And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper."

[JimsInfectedEye]

After she was done with you, there'd be a big red stain on the snow and Officer Marge would be like, "And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper."

Three home runs in one thread. Good job, sir. :icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

Are you people kidding? Only one reason to watch that channel

http://www.joncellini.com/blog/archives/images/5big.jpg

[angrybeerguy]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/angrybeerguy/rachael-ray.jpg

[angrybeerguy]

Here is the hottest babe on food network http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/angrybeerguy/untitled-1.jpg

[Turtle]

Sandra Lee star of Semihome made,or what ever.This girl os great she is a blonde Amazon woman...She has perfect D's and she is always wipping up mixed drinks..The Food she cooks is Comfort food and i'd love to fuck her and blow my load on her tablescapes....I was supprized to find out she is only a year older than me....She has to be the hattest 40 something on TV...this show is the hottest show since i cancelled Playboy TV...

I agree with you, she is oddly hot. Something about her look is unique, I wouldn’t call her stunning or even very beautiful, but she is hot. It may be the big tits, or the platinum blond hair or the hot drunk homemaker thing (truth be told, it’s probably all three that I find attractive). I find her to be very hot.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8633/sandraleebr2.jpg

[Three Hole Puncher]

Three home runs in one thread. Good job, sir. :icon_lol: Thank you, mister. I do strive to bring the funny. The good folks at Wackbag deserve no less.

[ginaf20697]

Funny thread from another board I go to. They're a little obsessed with her drinking problem :)

http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/forum/viewtopic/id/6858

[JimsInfectedEye]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/sheribethc/416fb57f.jpg

Cool. She makes tin foil dildos.

[Turtle]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/sheribethc/416fb57f.jpg

Cool. She makes tin foil dildos.

:clap::clap::clap:

It looks like she is getting ready to blow that thing.

[burky79]

I agree with you, she is oddly hot. Something about her look is unique, I wouldn’t call her stunning or even very beautiful, but she is hot. It may be the big tits, or the platinum blond hair or the hot drunk homemaker thing (truth be told, it’s probably all three that I find attractive). I find her to be very hot.

Yes, Yes and Yes

I can't figure it out either, but it's a combination...

I think she seems attainable.
She is so perfectly average and yet extraordinary.
The cans are the selling point though.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Sandra Lee doesn't like her booze... she LOVES it!

Suck it through a straw and it goes straight to your head!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/suckitdown.jpg

Double fisted!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/twofistingit.jpg

I needa biggerglass.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/drunkho.jpg

This one's for our boys in Irag! U-S-A! U-S-A!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/drinkit.jpg

Gentlemen! Let's start those engines!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/foodnetaddict/090306_sandra.jpg

Here's to watching the kids in the pool while we're plastered!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/sis.jpg

Red or white? Why not both?!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/cheers-2.jpg

Ferged those l'il teensyweensy glasseses. I'm jusgunnadrinkit outtadisbucket.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/redwine-1.jpg

This oughta get me through the day.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee280/SimonBarrsinister/lovingthebottles.jpg

They usually use this blue stuff for disinfecting combs, but it's pretty good!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/yummph1.jpg

[NoSurviivors]

Sandra Lee doesn't like her booze... she LOVES it!

Suck it through a straw and it goes straight to your head!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/suckitdown.jpg

Double fisted!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/twofistingit.jpg

I needa biggerglass.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/drunkho.jpg

This one's for our boys in Irag! U-S-A! U-S-A!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/drinkit.jpg

Gentlemen! Let's start those engines!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/foodnetaddict/090306_sandra.jpg

Here's to watching the kids in the pool while we're plastered!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/sis.jpg

Red or white? Why not both?!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/cheers-2.jpg

Ferged those l'il teensyweensy glasseses. I'm jusgunnadrinkit outtadisbucket.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/redwine-1.jpg

This oughta get me through the day.
(I had to delete a pic in the post to show a smiley)

They usually use this blue stuff for disinfecting combs, but it's pretty good!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/yummph1.jpg

Gawd daym! :love2:

[sinAtra]

DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker.

repeated for truth - lol!

[Vyce]

I'd fuck Sandra Lee stupid.

Giada's still my fave, though. I'd fuck her raw.

Rachel Ray, though, you'd have to pay me to fuck that. Little pig.

[Reaper G]

Are you people kidding? Only one reason to watch that channel

http://www.joncellini.com/blog/archives/images/5big.jpg

That's hot. Too bad she can't really cook. Give me Giada or Cat Cora any day.

[Earth2murf]

rachel ray is a fat pig...

[blackout-]

Giada is the hottest on food network... video evidence @ bottom of this thread:
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1246223/page/0/fpart/11/vc/1

:>

[demonseed]

Giada is the hottest on food network... video evidence @ bottom of this thread:
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1246223/page/0/fpart/11/vc/1

:>


wait another couple of months when she starts showing (Yes, she is pregnant)

[blackout-]

mmmm her funbags will look even better with her giant belly

[ginaf20697]

rachel ray is a fat pig...

Yeah that picture was at least 20 lbs ago

http://www.comcast.net/assets/01/01/01/01/04/asset-33284.jpg

[ratedRsuperstar]

never heard of sandra lee, but giada is fantastic. rachel ray however is not. she has a weird build, and her marge shottenheimer voice takes away any remote hint of hotness she may have

[burky79]

never heard of sandra lee, but giada is fantastic. rachel ray however is not. she has a weird build, and her marge shottenheimer voice takes away any remote hint of hotness she may have

can't believe you've heard of Giada and Rachel, but not the boozin cougar Sandra.

and BTW, Marge voice joke = funny.
:clap:
nice!

[Hudson]

Sandra Lee did an X-mas Show a few years years ago in a Union Suit...and her boobs were fabulous and had nice nips pointing out..I'd do her!

and Cat Cora while hot is a Dyke.

[Razor Roman]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/angrybeerguy/rachael-ray.jpg

she's all I need :icon_mrgr

[AngryPest]

Christ, when I read the thread I thought you meant Paula Dean. At least your not as sick as I thought.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/pauladeenheadshotdy5.jpg

[Jables2002]

Ferged those l'il teensyweensy glasseses. I'm jusgunnadrinkit outtadisbucket.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/AlFresko/redwine-1.jpg

:clap:

Also, while I'd totally fuck Rachel, I find her body disturbing. It just kind of, lacks shape... And she would have to shut up or I'd never finish.

[stillbornstew]

I heard she's dating Mario Cuomo's son. If she finds someone like that hot, comparably I'm Brad Pitt.

I love her cans. I want to motorboat them. Then Giada's.
never really been into blondes
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/angrybeerguy/nice.jpg


Giada De Laurentiis much hotter and has nice cans.
plus she's italian, she takes it in the ass. :D and i can't get over her amazing rack.

[moegolden]

I like Allie Lewis from one of Martha Stewart's shows (Everyday Food) - formerly an economics major at Yale ....

http://www.pbs.org/everydayfood/cast/allie.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allison_%22Allie%22_Lewis
http://images.marthastewart.com/images/channel/community/bio/alliel_l.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Christ, when I read the thread I thought you meant Paula Dean. At least your not as sick as I thought.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/pauladeenheadshotdy5.jpg
all the dementia...

[buffcomic]

the food network chick.......

[buffcomic]

I wanna do bad things to her

[JimsInfectedEye]

There was a thread on this a while ago.....I'm lazy

[Snotbag]

I'd hit it.

[buffcomic]

I wanna fuck her just to hurt her

[wes mantooth]

I wanna fuck her just to hurt her


A bottle of Ripple and she's yours.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Pix please.

[Ballbuster1]

Absolutely.

http://www.golfforwomen.com/images/players/2005/11/plar01_lee1105.jpg

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Hells yeah. I'd do her three ways till Sunday.

[CM Mark]

The best part is that she is drunk every episode. Always making the boozy drinks, getting sauced

[Three Hole Puncher]

We did the floozy...

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=84264&highlight=sandra+lee

[Jef Leppard]

those damn search and edit buttons

[Ballbuster1]

We did the floozy...

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=84264&highlight=sandra+lee

those damn search and edit buttons
Yeah, it should be showing in the similar threads box at the bottom of the page.
It's been dead for a few months now so no biggie.

Carry on...

[Zona992006]

Absolutely.

http://www.golfforwomen.com/images/players/2005/11/plar01_lee1105.jpg

She looks like Martha Stewards good looking cousin..

[Stormrider666]

Well to quote the Fez Man, "I would hit it". In fact if I would rate the Food Network ladies on looks alone, it would go:

Giada
Sandra Lee
That token latina woman
Rachel Ray.

[Ball of Hate]

Shouln't this be in our brand-spanking new Food Forum??? ;):)

[DonTheTrucker]

Rachel Ray.

I'd give my birthright to pink sock Rachel Ray.

[commish13]

It's all about Giada as far as I'm concerned.

Although dumb Rachel Ray's show is fun to sit and laugh at all of the double entendres she tosses around.

[Steam]

I would say yeah but I have no fucking idea who this cunt is.

I NEVER watch Food Network.

[CM Mark]

I would say yeah but I have no fucking idea who this cunt is.

I NEVER watch Food Network.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=awCHJSfZWd8

[Cunt Smasher]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=awCHJSfZWd8

Holy boobage,Batman! That's a thing of beauty.

[thelord68]

She's dating (or at least was) Andrew Cuomo. When she does some shows with kids, his daughters are there.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Giada has a big fucking head.

[Turtle]

bump and...merge

[thelord68]

Giada has a big fucking head.

Yes she does, but I bet she gives a great pez job

[DeltaPin]

Giada has a big fucking head.

Luckily her boobs are big enough to support it.

[burky79]

wow, this is an oldie. still great to come back to. good bump!

[Lil'GlubGlub]

lets not forget about Ingrid Hoffman from simply delicioso.
http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/tv/simplydelicioso/header_leftGutter.jpg


http://www.mattislostintv.com/Blog/2007Q3/20070810_005.jpg

[WOWmagnet]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/sheribethc/416fb57f.jpg

Cool. She makes tin foil dildos.

That bottle was cler before she pulled it out of her panties.

[distortion9]

Shouln't this be in our brand-spanking new Food Forum??? ;):)


X2

[HummerTuesdays]

No this should not be in the food forum. It has nothing to with eating food.

Sandra Lee is an annoying cunt. I dare any of you to sit through one of her shows. :)

[Zona992006]

Well to quote the Fez Man, "I would hit it". In fact if I would rate the Food Network ladies on looks alone, it would go:

Giada
Sandra Lee
That token latina woman
Rachel Ray.

This Rachel Ray?..

http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel5.jpg

[distortion9]

Rachel Ray has the worst tits on the planet.

[Mr. Saturn]

No I have not.

But after seeing some of those pics, steps could be taken to fix said issue

[DonTheTrucker]

Rachel Ray has the worst tits on the planet.

I'm sure I could open an issue of National Geographic and find worse.