There is no God

[Jimmy's Dignity]

regardless of what Steam says...there truly is no God

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[Steam]

I need to go to bed to get ready for my long commute tomorrow but I'm too fucking giddy like a little school girl.

Not even for Cena winning (storyline purposes it will probably be an abortion) but for the sheer comedic value of him winning.

[boardsofcanada]

fucking ew

[Aizazzle]

There is no God, but for an entirely different reason he doesn't exist. Sorry I had to, but here is my take on the whole Cena thing.

I was catching up on my social life today(yes I have one), and didn't read all the pre-Rumble( Big show not debuting tonight) news. Of course I came back by 8 to start watching the Rumble. I was quite happy with Rumble overall, although it would have been fun watching Hardy win. This was until # 30.

I fully expected Show to come through. And then the sparkling wiggle's music started playing. I prayed to whatever deity exists that it was a joke on the MSG crowd by Vince. As I was in the process of doing so I saw Cena without the cast( Kudos to Cena for a great rehab and the WWE for keeping it quiet), and immediately my hopes were dashed. Yet, I still hoped that Cena would lose even if it was to the likes of Batista.

When it was Triple Haitch and Cena I still held out hope that HHH would not put over Cena. However, during the Cena/HHH battle, I found myself inexplicably cheering for Cena. I mean the guy does put on good - great matches. He gets fantastic crowd reactions (whether they be cheers or boos). Tonight was proof of just how much Cena matters to the avrage fan.

So when Cena won instead of crying I cheered. When he pointed towards his healed arm I cheered. When he pointed towards the Wrestlemania sign I cheered (although I suspect CM was close to shooting himself at this point). Would I have wanted someone else to win like Kennedy or Punk. The answer is yes, but I enjoyed being surprised. We also probably get a good storyline and good writing leading up to the Orton/Cena match.

[Tryaluckystrike]

I can't wait until the Internet wrestling sites pull a Hoo Hoo and claims that they "knew Cena was returning and winning it all from the beginning." :icon_roll

Congrats Vince for finally telling your employees to shut the fuck up and keeping a secret a secret. See? It's still possible in this day and age and people will appreciate it.

Regardless of how many of you (wrongfully) hate Cena, it was a great surprise to see him return so soon and nobody saw it coming (everybody pencilled in either Undertaker or HHBooking1-0-H to win it!)

Vince PWNS the Internet fan-bois!!!

[CM Mark]

Vince PWNS the Internet fan-bois!!!

Quoted for truth

[boardsofcanada]

OK this solidifies me not watching raw for a while....last week was unwatchable and now cena is back.

Yea, it was a big surprise but its a bad thing for most of us.

I guess we should expect people to come back from injuries sooner, they did that same shit with michaels.

[Flea_Man]

JD, sorry. I was at MSG tonight. And that was really exciting and a great surprise.

[CM Mark]

JD, sorry. I was at MSG tonight. And that was really exciting and a great surprise.

When you are old enough to grow pubes, you'll understand why the majority of us here hate Cena with a passion

[Flea_Man]

When you are old enough to grow pubes, you'll understand why the majority of us here hate Cena with a passion

I'm not the biggest Cena fan by any means. But fuck it, tonight was a HUGE surprise and the crowd had no idea. I enjoyed Cena's appearance. Totally caught me off guard. You gotta be in the moment!

[CM Mark]

I'm not the biggest Cena fan by any means. But fuck it, tonight was a HUGE surprise and the crowd had no idea. I enjoyed Cena's appearance. Totally caught me off guard. You gotta be in the moment!

I'll be honest, I did like the fact that WWE totally swerved us. No one saw that coming. That definitely added to the fact that it was a great PPV. Good surprises are few and far between these days in the world of professional wrestling. I cannot say I am pleased that Cena will be in the main event at Wrestlemania, and that I will have to be sitting through a Cena match for the title live, but I do give kudos to Vince for swerving everyone like that. As well as kudos to Cena for rehabing and coming back from the torn pectoral so fast.

[PCLoadLetter]

When you are old enough to grow pubes, you'll understand why the majority of us here hate Cena with a passion
CM Mark, when you are old enough to grow pubes, you'll understand why the majority of us think that "professional wrestling" is irrefutable evidence of the downfall of Western Civilization. Why any sentient being thinks this counts as entertainment is baffling to those of us who can fog a mirror.

[Aizazzle]

CM Mark, when you are old enough to grow pubes, you'll understand why the majority of us think that "professional wrestling" is irrefutable evidence of the downfall of Western Civilization. Why any sentient being thinks this counts as entertainment is baffling to those of us who can fog a mirror.

Hey look everyone this rebel is too cool for the room guy.

If you hate wrestling that much then what the fuck are you doing in the wrestling section of the forums?

Besides I think douches like you, who think their opinion actually matters to anyone except themselves, are the ones who bring civilization as a whole down.

[PCLoadLetter]

If you hate wrestling that much then what the fuck are you doing in the wrestling section of the forums?
I'm hitting "New Posts" and seeing a thoroughly ridiculous thread called "There Is No God". No thought to what forum it's in (and "no thought" accurately describes any "thoughts" on this whole topic, incidentally).

No too-cool-for-the-room shit here. Just too-smart-to-believe-informercials shit. If you "believe" in "professional wrestling", you need to be locked up for your own safety. All of you.

[PCLoadLetter]

Besides I think douches like you, who think their opinion actually matters to anyone except themselves, are the ones who bring civilization as a whole down.
Yeah, I think grown men in their underpants hitting each other with chairs is inane, so I'M the douche.:hamm:

Thanks for your input. Go back to your fantasy football, at least it doesn't make you look like a TOTAL moron.

[Flea_Man]

why the hate for Mark? Mark is good.

[Aizazzle]

I'm hitting "New Posts" and seeing a thoroughly ridiculous thread called "There Is No God".


If you don't know what in fuck's name you are talking about then don't post in that thread, just because you are desperate for someone to pay attention to your irrelevant opinion.

No too-cool-for-the-room shit here. Just too-smart-to-believe-informercials shit. If you "believe" in "professional wrestling", you need to be locked up for your own safety. All of you

Are you fucking retarted? No one in this thread believes that wrestling is real. We talk about it is a form of entertainment. You know like people discuss movies (or are you tool cool to watch movies)

[PCLoadLetter]

If you don't know what in fuck's name you are talking about then don't post in that thread, just because you are desperate for someone to pay attention to your irrelevant opinion.
The fact that you take "professional wrestling" seriously means that you have no place to point fingers about "irrelevant opinions".

[PCLoadLetter]

Are you fucking retarted?
Yes. Because I believe that the results of a "professional wrestling" match is evidence of the existence or non-existence of God.

No, wait, that's YOU. I know you claim that you don't believe it's real, but at least I don't think that it's IMPORTANT.

[Flea_Man]

INTERNET FIGHT about PRO WRESTLING!

[Aizazzle]

The fact that you take "professional wrestling" seriously means that you have no place to point fingers about "irrelevant opinions".

Didn't I just say I view it as entertainment? Obviously you missed it so here I will say it again.

Wrestling is a source of entertainment.

Yes. Because I believe that the results of a "professional wrestling" match is evidence of the existence or non-existence of God.

No, wait, that's YOU.

WTF? Did you even read the whole thread? I didn't start the thread nor did I name it. The lesson is; Read the thread before you post in it.

INTERNET FIGHT about PRO WRESTLING!
We were merely sorting out our differences.

[PCLoadLetter]

why the hate for Mark? Mark is good.
Mark's the one who claims that anyone who doesn't hate Cena doesn't have pubes. No "hate" as such, just contempt that anyone cares enough about this to cast such disparaging remarks at someone else for not agreeing with his opinion about such outrageously contrived "entertainment".

[PCLoadLetter]

WTF? Did you even read the whole thread? I didn't start the thread nor did I name it. The lesson is; Read the thread before you post in it.
Actually... The lesson is: Read a BOOK before you find this "professional wrestling" to be entertaining. I'm gladdened that you can read at all... It gives me hope.

[Aizazzle]

Actually... The lesson is: Read a BOOK before you find this "professional wrestling" to be entertaining. I'm gladdened that you can read at all... It gives me hope.

Now you are just assuming shit about me which is untrue. I happen to like reading, and I read quite a lot. Just because I like wrestling doesn't mean I'm dumb. For someone who claims to more intelligent than the rest of us you are quite ignorant and quick to believe stereotypes. I thought someone who is more intelligent than the rest of us wouldn't do something like that.

[PCLoadLetter]

For someone who claims to more intelligent than the rest of us you are quite ignorant and quick to believe stereotypes. I thought someone who is more intelligent than the rest of us wouldn't do something like that.
I don't actually claim to be more intelligent than you, just less easily riled up by such obviously contrived television sporting contests. It takes more than buff, sweaty, overacting, half-naked dudes hollering scripted insults at each other and throwing shit while they toe to the pre-determined endgame to keep me riveted to the television. Any claims to my intellectual superiority over you are just for entertainment purposes and if you don't find it entertaining, then you are an idiot (the same argument that is used by you to explain why "professional wrestling" is entertainment, by the way).

And if you think that people who actually do claim intellectual superiority over others don't trumpet their alleged superiority from the rooftops, you're not only easily entertained but delusional as well.

Good night, Aizazzle, it's been a pleasure. Perhaps I'll see you again in the "NASCAR isn't rigged, absolutely not! 2008" thread. :action-sm

[Aizazzle]

I don't actually claim to be more intelligent than you, just less easily riled up by such obviously contrived television sporting contests. It takes more than buff, sweaty, overacting, half-naked dudes hollering scripted insults at each other and throwing shit while they toe to the pre-determined endgame to keep me riveted to the television.


Fine you don't like wrestling we get it. No one is forcing you to watch it, just like no one forced you to post about something you don't like, but you had to post since your opinion is so important to the rest of us.

Good night, Aizazzle, it's been a pleasure. Perhaps I'll see you again in the "NASCAR isn't rigged, absolutely not! 2008" thread. :action-sm

Good Night to you too my douchey listen-to-me-my-opinion-is-very important, Sir. No I won't see you in NASCAR, as I don't like NASCAR. Again you assume things about me, which are false, since obviously are much smarter than us.

[CM Mark]

Mark's the one who claims that anyone who doesn't hate Cena doesn't have pubes. No "hate" as such, just contempt that anyone cares enough about this to cast such disparaging remarks at someone else for not agreeing with his opinion about such outrageously contrived "entertainment".

Hi. This is Mark S. The real life person that plays the role of CM Mark on Wackbag.com.

I said what I said as a friendly jibe against Flea. I happen to like Flea Man. Who doesn't make friendly jibes against their friends every now and then? Just because I don't like Cena, and most of the wrestling fans on this site would agree with that statement , doesn't mean I automatically hate those that do. Do I think wrestling is real? Fuck no. It is entertainment. Does everyone like it? No way, it's not for everyone. Are we shoving wrestling down your throat, telling you that you have to like it? Last time I checked, no, we aren't. Is it really that difficult to look to the right hand side of your screen to see what forum a thread is in when you click on the new posts button? I could honestly care less if someone agrees with me on what or who I like. Whether it's a friend or an enemy, or someone I just don't give two shits about. You don't like wrestling? That's fine by me, just don't come into the wrestling section of the board and start talking trash about something you know nothing about. I know pretty much nothing about football, nor am I a big fan of it. Do you see me going into football threads, running my mouth about comments I know nothing about? No, you don't. Do you want to know why you don't see me doing that? It's because I don't watch football, and I know nothing about who is who, and who likes who. I am not going to just jump into a conversation blindly, and make wild accusations as to what someone says, thinking it is something it is not.

Now here is a serious question for you. When you clicked on the thread, and saw that it was a wrestling thread, why did you not just move along, and go to something else that you actually care about? Why did you have to bring your hatred of wrestling to the forefront, instead of just ignoring it here on the board as you have for ages?

[commish13]

A long response to the fellow isn't worth it, Mark. He's just a dope who likes to base his opinions on harshly incorrect stereotypes. He's just the sheep that he claims we are.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Would I have wanted someone else to win like Kennedy or Punk. The answer is yes, but I enjoyed being surprised. We also probably get a good storyline and good writing leading up to the Orton/Cena match.I was pulling for Kennedy too...was it a good Rumble? Fuck yeah it was...all of the matches from top to bottom, including Cena's return. But do you really think that they're going to give us "good writing?" We're going to have Cena's dad back on TV again within 3 weeks :arrrh:

Congrats Vince for finally telling your employees to shut the fuck up and keeping a secret a secret. See? It's still possible in this day and age and people will appreciate it.eventhough I'm not a fan of Cena, I definitely like that the surprise went off

JD, sorry. I was at MSG tonight. And that was really exciting and a great surprise.I'd have been just as shocked.

A long response to the fellow isn't worth it, Mark. He's just a dope who likes to base his opinions on harshly incorrect stereotypes. He's just the sheep that he claims we are.
agreed



Many congratulations to Cena for getting back from his injury early. He is a good performer, when he doesn't just go with the punch-punch-kick-kick type of offense. I'm sure he'll wind up winning the title at WM (Sorry Mark) but I just do NOT want John Cena to be the champ for 22 of the next 24 months AGAIN :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:

[O&APartyRock24]

As much as i hate Cena, that was damn good. The WWE pulled a fastone on the Ole Wrestling sites. got to love it. But Im going into tonight with an open mind when it comes to Cena, say 10min into when hes still ranting and raving i'll hate it all over again

[atxklown]

From what I've read, PC read "There is no God" and clicked without looking at what forum it was under, and instead of clicking to another new post he's bashing wrestlilng.

It's Still Real to Me!!!!!!!

And about the pubes tirade, did he just take up for Flea's testicles??

[Chester'sLiver]

JD, sorry. I was at MSG tonight. And that was really exciting and a great surprise.

I was there too and no it wasn't....

[Kid Brock]

Actually... The lesson is: Read a BOOK before you find this "professional wrestling" to be entertaining. I'm gladdened that you can read at all... It gives me hope.


I have multiple college degrees, own my own business and read plenty of books. Now tell me how the fact I often enjoy watching "professional wrestling" on TV equates to intelligence or success again?