Ron and Fez Listening Thread 01/28/08 Taped for Broadcast Day

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!

Today's show was taped to be aired today. New material, but on tape.

[Dre]

Hiya Buddays. :action-sm

Still got a bit of work to do, but I thought I'd say hi.

[Redding]

Hiya buddays...i feel like shit today might be leaving work today around noon....

[Deadbent]

So is this gonna be like 12 Monkeys today?










(edit: /ani difranco)

[Sam_Adams]

So is this gonna be like 12 Monkeys today?










(edit: /ani difranco)

hey buddy :action-sm two peas in a pod i'd say

[Arch Stanton]

Not sure what they are gonna do. Could be the show from yesterday with new material flanking it.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, World.

It sucks, I've actually been working this morning.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Howdy Buddays!!

Today's show was taped to be aired today. New material, but on tape.

Yesterday's Unity sit down or whatever the fuck it was?

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

[Redding]

So is this gonna be like 12 Monkeys today?
http://gauss.atmos.colostate.edu/~rozoff/weenie/2005/nwa.gif
http://gauss.atmos.colostate.edu/~rozoff/weenie/2005/nwa.gif
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/tupac_amaru_shakur.jpg
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/images/biggie-thumb.jpg

?

[Arch Stanton]

Hiya buddays...i feel like shit today might be leaving work today around noon....

Sorry pal. Walk it off.

[krisko]

hi everyone

i'm hungry, hrm what should i have for lunch?

[KNUCKLEUP]

buddays... :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://gauss.atmos.colostate.edu/~rozoff/weenie/2005/nwa.gif
http://gauss.atmos.colostate.edu/~rozoff/weenie/2005/nwa.gif
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/tupac_amaru_shakur.jpg
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/images/biggie-thumb.jpg

?

oh shit, SON :icon_eek:

[table flip]

[Sam_Adams]

hi everyone

i'm hungry, hrm what should i have for lunch?

Food :rolleyes:

[Sam_Adams]

buddays... :action-sm

Hi lady :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

hi everyone

i'm hungry, hrm what should i have for lunch?

How about some sausitch? (www.meatspin.com)

[Sam_Adams]

Hmmm, I want to see if I can link this photo. It just shows how silly Africans are. ?And yes, it's an arrow stuck in a Kenyan's skull

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080126/i/r1708235090.jpg?

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hi lady :action-sm

hiya darlin :action-sm

How about some of this? (www.meatspin.com)

i already fell for that once today :icon_roll

[krisko]

How about some sausitch? (www.meatspin.com)

sausitch disgusts me right now

[Ted the Poster]

hiya darlin :action-sm



i already fell for that once today :icon_roll

"Fell For," or "Clicked On Eagerly?"

[Ted the Poster]

sausitch disgusts me right now

Still hung over, huh?

[Dr. Hoffman]

i already fell for that once today :icon_roll

You've been around long enough to know that one.

[KNUCKLEUP]

You've been around long enough to know that one.

one would think. ::hammer:

[Deadbent]

Smokebreak
http://api.ning.com/files/yeLC4xPyBbiQP08fhdjDcEvwtxXXDmI-eZkMKVEUgLI_/c12.jpg

[krisko]

Still hung over, huh?

no, the thought of sausitch just isn't very appetizing right now

hahah "go bang another white broad" opie rules

[Ted the Poster]

no, the thought of sausitch just isn't very appetizing right now


Oh shit - the liberal lesbian media got to her!

[krisko]

smokebreak:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/threa.jpg

[Mobo]

Off to lunch. See you kiddos in an hour.....

[crippledalbino]

Boy I'm fucking malignant today.

[Dre]

Back from my early lunch and cleaning buddays, and nice start with some Eastern Promises and Peru Ubu.

[Natesac]

Hiya Buddays!

Welcome to the Ron & Fez Sans Audience Participation Show.

[Natesac]

Boy I'm fucking malignant today.

Like skin cancer malignant?

http://www.drbrooks.com/images/foot-problems/skin-disease-cancer.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Hiya Buddays!

Welcome to the Ron & Fez Sans Audience Participation Show.

Eh, who needs audience participation? I've heard that the listeners are a bunch of splintered, whining anonymous messageboard douches anyways.

[mikek]

OMFG. :icon_eek:

Like skin cancer malignant?

http://www.drbrooks.com/images/foot-problems/skin-disease-cancer.jpg

[TheTruth]

Ron and Fez speaking to us from the past

[Natesac]

Eh, who needs audience participation? I've heard that the listeners are a bunch of splintered, whining anonymous messageboard douches anyways.

No, silly, that's just you.

[crippledalbino]

Like skin cancer malignant?

http://www.drbrooks.com/images/foot-problems/skin-disease-cancer.jpg

A little like that, but not as funny.

[Natesac]

OMFG. :icon_eek:

Don't you just want to grab a knife and cut a few of those off?

Earl, I'm friggin' starvin' over here... We got any fresh cancer in the back?

[KevSlider]

Weekly Status reports are soooooo fun! I'll be here listening for a while.

[crippledalbino]

No, silly, that's just you.

That's it.
I'm out.
Who wants to go join my new board www.fucknatesaccrippledalbinorulesandsometimesIact uallylistentoronandfez.com?

[Footthing]

listening to that last O&A worst of, listening to Earl back in the NEW days... makes me think that his memory issues aren't just a recent phenomenon

[Tennessee Jed]

I was called for grand jury duty a few years ago (didn't get picked) and the case lasted 3 months.
it was two defendants, five murders (one was a federal witness) and 5 kilos of coke.

[crippledalbino]

it was two defendants, five murders (one was a federal witness) and 5 kilos of coke.

Sounds like a helluva weekend.

[Ted the Poster]

Don't you just want to grab a knife and cut a few of those off?

Earl, I'm friggin' starvin' over here... We got any fresh cancer in the back?

You could sautee them up in a nice garlic butter saw. LEELAALUULUU!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

in the future when someone screws up they will say

"you just pulled a Rudy"

that or your exagertion of the your playing time on a football team

[krisko]

That's it.
I'm out.
Who wants to go join my new board www.fucknatesaccrippledalbinorulesandsometimesIact uallylistentoronandfez.com?
no, i'll only join www.peeinmybutt.com
You could sautee them up in a nice garlic butter saw. LEELAALUULUU!!!

starvin

[DonTheTrucker]

Dave does have a point, conservatives will vote for a dead guy over Hillary or Obama. Whereas McCain will get libs who hate Hillary to vote for him.

[DonTheTrucker]

in the future when someone screws up they will say

"you just pulled a Rudy"


Roy Munson is happy about that

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1711/1068/lo/co7.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Politics on Ron and Fez

[Arch Stanton]

Roy Munson is happy about that

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1711/1068/lo/co7.jpg

I used to use that all the time. Just call people Munson. Yes, it did happen.

[krisko]

ron can't speak for Ted Kennedy...there is already something that does that
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/994852/2/istockphoto_994852_scotch_on_the_rocks.jpg

haaaaaaaaate ted kennedy

[krisko]

of course we're that shallow, just ask earl who he's voting for

ugh

[Dre]

Lol, I'm liking the politics talk on R&F.

[Arch Stanton]

A little elitist here

[madbam]

Hey Buddays....

[Deadbent]

Just got back in from an abortion...











(and boy, are my arms tired!)

[Dre]

I usually go to MSNBC, and want to go to another network, like Ronnie B, but end up at MSNBC again. And, I HATE Matthews and Olberman, biggest Communists in the biz, and Olberman is the preachiest bastard around who used to be good, but carved out a niche for himself by bashing the president each night with a 30 minute speech about how bad Bush is that everyone is already knows about and doesn't care about.

[krisko]

Just got back in from an abortion...











(and boy, are my arms tired!)


fetuses fight back, i should know

[Dre]

Just got back in from an abortion...











(and boy, is my foot tired!)

Woah man, woah.

[Ted the Poster]

Dave does have a point, conservatives will vote for a dead guy over Hillary or Obama. Whereas McCain will get libs who hate Hillary to vote for him.

Conversely, liberals get a lot of votes FROM dead people somehow. (But WE steal elections...)

[Deadbent]

:d

[Goober]

Just got back in from an abortion...











(and boy, are my arms tired!)

nice! Try a Hover Vacuum next time.:action-sm

[silentbob8201]

Hilary wouldnt want some one from Illinois? So she's gonna jump out the race then? god daves a dope

[Ted the Poster]

Just got back in from an abortion...



(and boy, are my arms tired!)

Paging Doc Marten! Paging Doc Marten!

[Deadbent]

nice! Try a Hover Vacuum next time.:action-sm


Dunno about Hovers, but I've got a Hoover back there.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Conversely, liberals get a lot of votes FROM dead people somehow. (But WE steal elections...)

My favorite is the adage of Democrats can boycott Fox News and refuse to come on but if a Republican boycotted or refused any of the media agencies they get lambasted over it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Conversely, liberals get a lot of votes FROM dead people somehow. (But WE steal elections...)

A little something i whipped up a while back

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/rendellcopy.jpg

[Deadbent]

I wouldn't even say it's liberals that steal a ton of the dead-vote, stig. It would be Dems in general. At least that's been the course of events in Illinois/Chicago for 30+ years. Heh.
Last election was particularly laughable.

[Ted the Poster]

A little something i whipped up a while back

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/rendellcopy.jpg

Can't believe Henry Winkler's STILL milking that Fonzie gimmick.

[Friday]

i'm here now.

hi

[silentbob8201]

Conversely, liberals get a lot of votes FROM dead people somehow. (But WE steal elections...)

Alittle unknown fact Abe Lincoln voted for JFK in the 1960 election.

[DonTheTrucker]

Just got back in from an abortion...



(and boy, are my arms tired!)

Useless without pictures.

http://www.baptistwatch.org/pics/protest.jpg

[crippledalbino]

My favorite is the adage of Democrats can boycott Fox News and refuse to come on but if a Republican boycotted or refused any of the media agencies they get lambasted over it.

Really?
Come on, everyone gets lambasted for everything. The right lambasts the left claiming that they own the entire media and skew everything. The left lambasts the right claiming that they own the whole government and make all the rules. That's what they do.
They all lambast each other, they all claim to be the underdogs, and in the meantime they're all tonguing each others' prostates in the backrooms and are no different than any one else.

It's meaningless empty posturing.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ron is the Besssst...fuck'n love this show.

[DonTheTrucker]

i'm here now.

hi

Hi Miss Friday :action-sm

[Deadbent]

<--- is not an agent of change™.

[mikek]

Bill Bellicheck is a dirty football coach? "whaa"

[Dre]

Useless without pictures.

http://www.baptistwatch.org/pics/protest.jpg

Shirley Phelps Roper's kids?

[Ted the Poster]

i'm here now.

hi

YAY! :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Really?
Come on, everyone gets lambasted for everything. The right lambasts the left claiming that they own the entire media and skew everything. The left lambasts the right claiming that they own the whole government and make all the rules. That's what they do.
They all lambast each other, they all claim to be the underdogs, and in the meantime they're all tonguing each others' prostates in the backrooms and are no different than any one else.

It's meaningless empty posturing.

I'm in no way trying to defend the right, because you are right, both sides call each other out on shit. I was just trying to make a point.

[DonTheTrucker]

Shirley Phelps Roper's kids?

Yeah that's the best picture I could find when I put "abortion protester" in google images. What is so ironic is that fags never get abortions.

[crippledalbino]

<--- is not an agent of change™.

http://www.lynchburgvirginiarealestate.com/Services/Image1.gif

[DonTheTrucker]

<--- is not an agent of change™.

Oh but you are. You live in Chicago, therefore in 2004 you voted for John Kerry 23 times. Whether you wanted to or not. :action-sm

[KevSlider]

i'm here now.

hi

Hi 'dee

Next time it'll just be 'ee' then 'e' then I won't even type out your name. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Ewww a pomeranian.

All bets are off on attacks on show member's dogs. I hope it chokes on a chicken bone.

[Ted the Poster]

Yeah that's the best picture I could find when I put "abortion protester" in google images. What is so ironic is that fags never get abortions.

That's because THEY COVET OUR BABIES! :icon_eek:

[Dre]

I hate going over people's houses that own some kind of pet that leaves a ton of fur every where, because they're all over the couches and shit, and then you get fur all over your sweatshirt, HATE IT!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Shirley Phelps Roper's kids?

Her illegitimate kids.

[Ted the Poster]

Hi 'dee

Next time it'll just be 'ee' then 'e' then I won't even type out your name. :action-sm

She's not Sean Combs, Kev. Her name isn't shrinking. :icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

I'm in no way trying to defend the right, because you are right, both sides call each other out on shit. I was just trying to make a point.

Yes, but it's the nature of the game that both sides continue to bash each other and people just blindly rage on one side or the other as though it will make any difference whatsoever. Yes, it's outrageous that the right did ____________ and it's horrific that the left did _____________ and can you believe that _____________ really said _____________?
Yech.
It's as fake as fake as any stupid reality television show, new boss is going to be the same as the old boss, and all the outrage and lambasting in the world doesn't do a goddamned thing to change fucking anything at all.

...uh, dick joke dick joke, bringing back the funny.
Et-cetera.

[KevSlider]

Ewww a pomeranian.

All bets are off on attacks on show member's dogs. I hope it chokes on a chicken bone.

I see a shit storm a-comin and I'll have to do cleanup...thanks.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

'Riiiiiiiight'
http://a36.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/s_3cee160caed1156c28aba02a6a0eff5b.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I see a shit storm a-comin and I'll have to do cleanup...thanks.

If it helps I'll clarify. I hope ALL pomeranians choke on chicken bones. Even Hillary Duff's.

http://www.pet-pet-blog.net/petpet/wp-content/hilaryduff_leashless_pomeranian.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I see a shit storm a-comin and I'll have to do cleanup...thanks.

Hey... Mods get all the credit after yesterday. We're just going to continue to talk shit about the wild wild west of the internet and let you be the respectable, responsible one.
You're the designated driver for our drunken hate-binges, and we appreciate it.

[krisko]

That's because THEY COVET OUR BABIES! :icon_eek:
i think covetting babies is alright...it's neighbors' wives you're supposed to leave alone
She's not Sean Combs, Kev. Her name isn't shrinking. :icon_mrgr

Frididdy? i like it but you really have nowhere to go from there...except...there's this but i think it's taken
http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6247332.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Yes, but it's the nature of the game that both sides continue to bash each other and people just blindly rage on one side or the other as though it will make any difference whatsoever. Yes, it's outrageous that the right did ____________ and it's horrific that the left did _____________ and can you believe that _____________ really said _____________?
Yech.
It's as fake as fake as any stupid reality television show, new boss is going to be the same as the old boss, and all the outrage and lambasting in the world doesn't do a goddamned thing to change fucking anything at all.

...uh, dick joke dick joke, bringing back the funny.
Et-cetera.

Your a fucking filthy liberal aren't ya? :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

i think covetting babies is alright...it's neighbors' wives you're supposed to leave alone


Frididdy? i like it but you really have nowhere to go from there...except...there's this but i think it's taken
http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6247332.jpg

Why are we naming her crockpot?

[krisko]

If it helps I'll clarify. I hope ALL pomeranians choke on chicken bones. Even Hillary Duff's.

http://www.pet-pet-blog.net/petpet/wp-content/hilaryduff_leashless_pomeranian.jpg

BANNED!

hilary duff and her dog are valuable members of wackbag and i'm sure the mods shant be putting up with any death wishes upon members and their pets.

[Ted the Poster]

i think covetting babies is alright...it's neighbors' wives you're supposed to leave alone


Frididdy? i like it but you really have nowhere to go from there...except...there's this but i think it's taken
http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6247332.jpg

So she'll be Fri Daddy. Then Fri Diddy. Then F Diddy. Then, just (pronunciation) "Ffuhhh."

[Dre]

Oscar-wise "There Will Be Blood" deserves Best Picture, Daniel Day-Lewis deserves Actor. I'm not sure about Director, I think PT Anderson deserves it because TWBB was such a departure from his other film making, but I also think The Cohen Brothers are just as deserving for NCFOM, but that would be amazing Schanbel won, but it's just not realistic.
__________________

[Ted the Poster]

Why are we naming her crockpot?

You're thinking of "Crackpot;" Sam Adams.













:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Your a fucking filthy liberal aren't ya? :action-sm

yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Love to find out that I'm one of the spineless, left-leaning communists. Heh.
No, I'm not.

No the left is a bunch of liars who want to overtax the country in order to not provide any actual services, who coddle racism and censorship.
The right is a bunch of liars that want to overtax the country in order to kill brown people and has been taken over by a group of fundamental religious zealots who are spreading hate the way only a Christian can.

Fuck 'em all in their incestuous, gaping asses.

[Ted the Poster]

Black audience fire their guns into the air if they want an encore.

[crippledalbino]

You're thinking of "Crackpot;" Sam Adams.
:action-sm

Speaking of, I hear that Sam_Adams and Deadbent are the new Wackbag Hater Tag-Team Champions of the World!
Their mothers must be so proud.

[Friday]

i like watching men over thirty in mosh pits.
wheeeee

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah Fez does have a point, singalongs suck.

[DonTheTrucker]

LOL Elkton MD again.

I wonder what it is with Elkton and Ronnie.

[nolajersey]

Your a fucking filthy liberal aren't ya? :action-sm
Hey!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...oh wait it started a hour ago..Whoops :D

[Dr. Hoffman]

So she'll be Fri Daddy. Then Fri Diddy. Then F Diddy. Then, just (pronunciation) "Ffuhhh."

And then just a symbol. Pretty soon we'll be calling her the poster formerly known as Friday.

[mikek]

http://store.mountainapplecompany.com/images/item_images/BBCD-5901.jpg

[Friday]

No the left is a bunch of liars who want to overtax the country in order to not provide any actual services, who coddle racism and censorship.
The right is a bunch of liars that want to overtax the country in order to kill brown people and has been taken over by a group of fundamental religious zealots who are spreading hate the way only a Christian can.

Fuck 'em all in their incestuous, gaping asses.

hate liars. maybe they can be on the cover of this magazine....
( though we do currently have a stellar cover model booked)

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/LIESCoverwho.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey!!!!

Hi Nola! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...oh wait it started a hour ago..Whoops :D

Technically sir, it started twenty something hours ago, so maybe you felt a tingle in all your naughty bits last night, and that's what it was.

[crippledalbino]

hate liars. maybe they can be on the cover of this magazine....
( though we do currently have a stellar cover model booked)

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/LIESCoverwho.jpg

Mmm.
The book of liars the size of a set of encyclopedias, then?

[DonTheTrucker]

Best. Stage dive. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ntkHY-oMO0

About a minute or so in.

[Ted the Poster]

Hey!!!!

Sorry, Nola. But they really are filthy. ;)

[Goober]

Note to Earl:
The 'what's his name' from Little Feat is Lowell George.

[Dre]

Fez might have the worst ADD ever.

[Friday]

And then just a symbol. Pretty soon we'll be calling her the poster formerly known as Friday.


i kind of like this idea.
can we have symbols as screen names??

this may be a mission for Zag.....

[Ted the Poster]

I'd like Dave to stay in this underwater hotel:
http://www.webtek.no/titanic/Images/titanic6.jpg

[Dre]

They have an underwater hotel being built in Dubai I think.

http://www.siteselection.com/ssinsider/images/sf030915a.jpg

[krisko]

i kind of like this idea.
can we have symbols as screen names??

this may be a mission for Zag.....

there's this guy: ( . )( . )

best bagger ever

[crippledalbino]

They have an underwater hotel being built in Dubai I think.

http://www.siteselection.com/ssinsider/images/sf030915a.jpg

Yeah, I think that's the one Fez is referring to.
Dubai: Disneyland for Billionaire Terrorist Pedophiles

[krisko]

mmm vernors is a comfort drink for me

[Ted the Poster]

i kind of like this idea.
can we have symbols as screen names??

this may be a mission for Zag.....
Here ya go:
http://www.villarsgyn.ch/images/mirena.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

there's this guy: ( . )( . )

best bagger ever

Hey!

:arrrh:

[Dre]

Love Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke, although they are essentially the same.

[RMM46]

12 yr old scotch.

[Dre]

Yeah, I think that's the one Fez is referring to.
Dubai: Disneyland for Billionaire Terrorist Pedophiles

:haha7:

I remembered that hotel from that discussion on Dubai O&A had with Ben Mezrich, when he came in talking about his books and one of them he said was about Dubai.

[nolajersey]

Hi Nola! :action-sm
Hello
Sorry, Nola. But they really are filthy. ;)
It's ok. I guess.

[Blue Heeler]

Best. Stage dive. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ntkHY-oMO0

About a minute or so in.

Fat boy lost his balance...I love the microphone beating he gave some douche near the stage.

[DonTheTrucker]

Chocolate milk is a good comfort drink, but not in the summer time.

Iced tea for those days.

[crippledalbino]

Actually, Dr. Pepper is *NOT* some form of Cherry Coke. Dr. Pepper's secret ingredient is not cherry at all, but something else.

http://www.organic-planet.com/products/Images/prune.jpg
That's right, kids. Dr. Pepper is prune juice that's sugared and carbonated. Enjoy those shits.

[Blue Heeler]

ESD loves ginger in all his drinks.

[DonTheTrucker]

Fat boy lost his balance...I love the microphone beating he gave some douche near the stage.

Billy Milano is god.

[Dre]

This guy deserves to be executed just for the sole fact he was watering-down movies.

[krisko]

just because people in the religion fuck up doesn't mean that people should stop following the religion, that doesn't make any sense.

[fiuspacey]

Who got busted for what? I missed that.

[DonTheTrucker]

Who got busted for what? I missed that.

The pope got busted for arson.

[Blue Heeler]

Billy Milano is fat.

Love the music, reminds me of Anthrax. (wakka wakka)

[Blue Heeler]

just because people in the religion fuck up doesn't mean that people should stop following the religion, that doesn't make any sense.

To err is human.

[Dre]

Who got busted for what? I missed that.

A guy whose gig was watering down movies, and taking out the sex and violence, was busted for molesting kids, I think?

[Dre]

That pretty-boy Ryan Gosling from "The Notebook" could NEVER be a good Jack Ryan, do you think Tom Clancy envisioned Ryan Gosling as Jack Ryan or someone like him when he was writing those books or helping with the movie casting?

[krisko]

<3 ryan gossling
http://www.freewebs.com/ultimateryangosling/ryanart1.jpg

Half Nelson was very good, as was The Believer

[Deadbent]

You're thinking of "Crackpot;" Sam Adams.






:action-sm



Was outside smoking, but...


If you're thinking of "Crackpipe" that'd be Dblock. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Eww another Jack Ryan movie?

Oh and Dave should read the books, Ryan is supposed to be young until he gets to be president.

Clancy lost all credibility with me when he let them change the bad guys in Sum of All Fears from muslims to Nazis.

[Deadbent]

Billy Milano is god.


U.S.A.

for

M.O.D.

[Dre]

Lol, Dave probably has one of these that he brings with everywhere to pass the time.

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/pink_crystal_ds.jpg

[crippledalbino]

<3 ryan gossling
http://www.freewebs.com/ultimateryangosling/ryanart1.jpg

Half Nelson was very good, as was The Believer

Well guys, you heard it here first.
The girl endorses him, he MUST be great.

[DonTheTrucker]

U.S.A.

for

M.O.D.

I actually had this shirt when I was in high school

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c507/c50759roiy6.jpg

No wonder I never got laid.

[Mobo]

<3 ryan gossling
http://www.freewebs.com/ultimateryangosling/ryanart1.jpg

Half Nelson was very good, as was The Believer

I thought smoking made you cool.....

[Dre]

I thought smoking made you cool.....

For him, pole smoking made him cool.

[krisko]

Was outside smoking, but...


If you're thinking of "Crackpipe" that'd be Dblock. :action-sm
miss DBLOCK :(

[Ted the Poster]

just because people in the religion fuck up doesn't mean that people should stop following the religion, that doesn't make any sense.

I think the non-existence of any sort of Supreme Being or afterlife should be reason enough. :haha7:

[Redding]

hiya buddays im sitting at my house recovering

[Deadbent]

I actually had this shirt when I was in high school

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c507/c50759roiy6.jpg

No wonder I never got laid.


I had it in 4th grade. :clap:




and hrm...
No wonder I did. :D



(edit, nope. wrong pic. had to switch boxen to see pictures :D.. I had the uncle sam skeleton shirt guy)

[Ted the Poster]

I thought smoking made you cool.....

For him, pole smoking made him cool.

Actually, I think he was banging the chick from The Notebook in real life - which makes him extremely cool. Lucky bastard.

[Redding]

Earl does that with the guitarist from Living color

[Ted the Poster]

hiya buddays im sitting at my house recovering

Gender reassignment surgery?

[Mobo]

hiya buddays im sitting at my house recovering

http://www.wise4living.com/crobe/images/terry-robe.jpg
http://re3.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/101421417
http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/miniature-poodle-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/miniature-poodle-0049.jpg

[Mobo]

Actually, I think he was banging the chick from The Notebook in real life - which makes him extremely cool. Lucky bastard.

The goldfish memoried old lady in the nursing home? You're gross, Stig.

[krisko]

I thought smoking made you cool.....

it does...and it also makes you hot...ryan gossling is lovely

[Mobo]

I listen to an ass on my favorite radio show everyday. It's made me want to stop, but I haven't.

[DonTheTrucker]

I had it in 4th grade. :clap:




and hrm...
No wonder I did. :D



(edit, nope. wrong pic. had to switch boxen to see pictures :D.. I had the uncle sam skeleton shirt guy)

I had that one too, and I had the Hate Tank shirt wit Sgt. D riding the tank over a pile of corpses and skeletones.

I also had a Fear shirt with the Nazi eagle logo, and they made me tuck it in because it said "More Beer" at the bottom. Apparently the logo looking like a swastika wasn't as much of a problem as beer.

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/rock-depot/cabinet/hwzci/hwzci-031_t.jpg

PS getting laid in 4th grade is called molestation.

[Mobo]

it does...and it also makes you hot...ryan gossling is lovely

smoke break.......BRB

[Friday]

hiya buddays im sitting at my house recovering

ooh me too.

what are you recovering from, newb?

[Mobo]

ooh me too.

what are you recovering from, newb?

Hiiiiiii Frideeeeee! Crip was a good little messenger, and gave me your request for hot man on man action with Craig Bierko and myself. You may be waiting for that one for a while......

[krisko]

The goldfish memoried old lady in the nursing home? You're gross, Stig.
she's not THAT much younger than him, jeez :p
smoke break.......BRB

<---------- jealous...has another 30 minutes until smoke break time

[Dr. Hoffman]

it does...and it also makes you hot...ryan gossling is lovely

<------ Doesn't find smoking attractive or hot...:icon_cry:

[Ted the Poster]

The goldfish memoried old lady in the nursing home? You're gross, Stig.

Nope. This one:
http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/rachel-mcadams-06.jpg

[crippledalbino]

<---------- jealous...has another 30 minutes until smoke break time

I need to start smoking. All of the breaks that I've lost out on through the years because I don't smoke. I'm not cool, I'm not hip, I have no street cred, and I don't get to take ten minute breaks every ninety minutes.

[crippledalbino]

<------ Doesn't find smoking attractive or hot...:icon_cry:

Oh, you're just saying that because you're a doctor.

[Friday]

Hiiiiiii Frideeeeee! Crip was a good little messenger, and gave me your request for hot man on man action with Craig Bierko and myself. You may be waiting for that one for a while......

:(

ok, well then can i have Craig Bierko for an hour then?

[Mobo]

<------ Doesn't find women attractive or hot...:icon_cry:

Doctor doctor! Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'!

[Redding]

ooh me too.

what are you recovering from, newb?

i dont know right now its a headache and a little nausea

[mikek]

Some random hilarity:

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Motivational%20Poster%2013.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oh, you're just saying that because you're a doctor.

Well...that and that company that runs those stupid anti-smoking commercials pays me a hell of a lot of money to say that.

[Mobo]

:(

ok, well then can i have Craig Bierko for an hour then?

with a side of bagels, I hope! ;)

[crippledalbino]

:(

ok, well then can i have Crip for an hour then?

Well, I'll see what I can do, I guess.

[Dre]

A Big Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krisko]

<------ Doesn't find smoking attractive or hot...:icon_cry:
i already told you hoffman, you're an internet whore and i don't take what you say seriously :action-sm

Oh, you're just saying that because you're a doctor.

:haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Well...that and that company that runs those stupid anti-smoking commercials pays me a hell of a lot of money to say that.

New Wackbag handle:
Hoffmantruth?

[Friday]

with a side of bagels, I hope! ;)

trying to cut my carb intake these days.... summer is coming ya know!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

i already told you hoffman, you're an internet whore and i don't take what you say seriously :action-sm


Good point.

[krisko]

Well...that and that company that runs those stupid anti-smoking commercials pays me a hell of a lot of money to say that.

"whaa"
http://www.philipmorrisusa.com/common/images/downloads/about_us/pressroom/general/img_pr_logo1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

"whaa"
http://www.philipmorrisusa.com/common/images/downloads/about_us/pressroom/general/img_pr_logo1.jpg

Nope.
http://capitalpublications.com/images/washington.jpg

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies. Taped show, hmmm. That's different.

[UsedLadBag]

Some random hilarity:

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Motivational%20Poster%2013.jpg

In the ESD LotD thread ;)

[Dre]

A BIG FEZZZZ this bit never gets old A BIG FEZZZ!!!

Lol, love a Big Fezzz!

[krisko]

<------------- unfortunately, has been this woman

[Mobo]

<------------- unfortunately, has been with this woman..........currently with this woman

fixed for my own saddness.....

[crippledalbino]

<------------- unfortunately, has been this woman

^
|
|
<---Stopped accepting shit from 'this' woman, now sleeps alone.

[krisko]

fixed for my own saddness.....

crazy chicks are the besssst :icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

crazy chicks are the besssst :icon_mrgr

Keep saying that.....maybe I'll end up believing it.....200th times the charm.

[crippledalbino]

crazy chicks are the besssst :icon_mrgr

Are they?

Hm.

[krisko]

^
|
|
<---Stopped accepting shit from 'this' woman, now sleeps alone.

<------------ will always be that woman and will die alone with cats because of it.




ewwwwwww no cornholing!!!

[Deadbent]

Are they?

Hm.


You've GOTTA have an idea by now.


I don't even mind getting screamed at once in a while for unwarranted reasons.
A few mental health issues go a looooong way.


Ron will back this up. :icon_mrgr

[krisko]

Are they?

Hm.

yes. it's no fun if you just get along with your mate and don't have silly arguments about every little thing that has ever happened or will ever happen. that's what i like to call "functional" and it's boring.

[wrinkletard]

Good point.

ah ha ha ha ha oh whew!

[crippledalbino]

<------------ will always be that woman and will die alone with cats because of it.




ewwwwwww no cornholing!!!

You ever think that maybe you should not be such a hateful awful horrible person and stop treating me like hateful shit when I've done nothing but good things for you?!?
Oh, shit.
Sorry, thought I was talking to my ex.
My bad.
Mmm.

...awkward.

[Friday]

<------------ will always be that woman and will die alone with cats because of it.



i have thought of this scenario many times.

but then who would take care of my kitties? :icon_conf

[Deadbent]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg

[Mobo]

You ever think that maybe you should not be such a hateful awful horrible person and stop treating me like hateful shit when I've done nothing but good things for you?!?
Oh, shit.
Sorry, thought I was talking to my ex.
My bad.
Mmm.

...awkward.

NOT fixed....just repeated for relevance.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Are they?

Hm.

I can't say from personal experience but something tells me they are.

[crippledalbino]

You've GOTTA have an idea by now.


I don't even mind getting screamed at once in a while for unwarranted reasons.
A few mental health issues go a looooong way.


Ron will back this up. :icon_mrgr
Yeah.
I can see that to some degree. But my last relationship was a very long, sexless, hateful husk of a hollow shell, so right now I've got no fucking time for insanity.

yes. it's no fun if you just get along with your mate and don't have silly arguments about every little thing that has ever happened or will ever happen. that's what i like to call "functional" and it's boring.

Well, fair enough.
Whoever is next in line will have themselves a nice volatile hateful young lad who's willing to tear an artery out with his teeth over the simplest little argument.

...Ladies? Takers, anyone?

[krisko]

You ever think that maybe you should not be such a hateful awful horrible person and stop treating me like hateful shit when I've done nothing but good things for you?!?
Oh, shit.
Sorry, thought I was talking to my ex.
My bad.
Mmm.

...awkward.
you don't do shit for me you asshole, you don't even have a real job and you live in your sister's basement. that's really appealing you know

sorry...yeah...me too
i have thought of this scenario many times.

but then who would take care of my kitties? :icon_conf

whoever croaks first can have the other's kitties. ("hahaha she said "have her kitty i could really fix that and make it look extra lesbiany and funny ahhahahahaa") Deal?

[DonTheTrucker]

ewwwwwww no cornholing!!!

What are you, a communist?

yes. it's no fun if you just get along with your mate and don't have silly arguments about every little thing that has ever happened or will ever happen. that's what i like to call "functional" and it's boring.

I'd give my right arm for a relationship like that.

Of course at this point I'd settle for a dysfunctional one.

[Friday]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg

me too...

http://gumption.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2003_ironypinotnoir.jpg

[Dre]

Oof, that gives me the chills, getting nicked by barber scissors, yet Sweeney Todd didn't bother me, hmm.

[crippledalbino]

NOT fixed....just repeated for relevance.

Unfortunately for you, sir, the greatest gift that life ever gave me is the fact that there is no little Crip Junior running around, so when I started to stand up for myself and everything exploded and died, she could just take off to another country and one can begin to move on.

If you're in a fucked up situation, then Mobo Jr makes things incredibly difficult, and I sympathize.

Uh... rectal cancer rectal cancer dick joke funny hilarity.

[krisko]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg

then you might like her
http://www.songwriteruniverse.com/alanisnew2.jpg

[crippledalbino]

you don't do shit for me you asshole, you don't even have a real job and you live in your sister's basement. that's really appealing you know

sorry...yeah...me too


whoever croaks first can have the other's kitties. ("hahaha she said "have her kitty i could really fix that and make it look extra lesbiany and funny ahhahahahaa") Deal?

Alright.
I say we start a nice thread where we can all play the parts of others' current significant others or exes, then we just lay into each other and come out all cathartic and weepy.

[crippledalbino]

Got a meeting at two.
I'll be back later.

Parade, hoo-rah, yadda yadda.

[Mobo]

Unfortunately for you, sir, the greatest gift that life ever gave me is the fact that there is no little Crip Junior running around, so when I started to stand up for myself and everything exploded and died, she could just take off to another country and one can begin to move on.

If you're in a fucked up situation, then Mobo Jr makes things incredibly difficult, and I sympathize.

Uh... rectal cancer rectal cancer dick joke funny hilarity.

It does add a new element to the equation, but it's also the one thing we can completely agree upon. If the shit does hit the ultimate fan, life will go on, and I will be a womanless hermit. This I swear!!!!!!!!

[Dre]

then you might like her
http://www.songwriteruniverse.com/alanisnew2.jpg

I think you confused it with "TRANNY".

[Dre]

Got a meeting at two.
I'll be back later.

Parade, hoo-rah, yadda yadda.

See you later sir. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

No alanis morrisette for me, thanks.

I've got a gal crazy enough for the time being to deal wif :p

[Mobo]

No alanis morrisette for me, thanks.

I've got a gal crazy enough for the time being to deal wif :p

fun crazy > crazy crazy

[Dre]

http://www.passionateamerica.com/pictures/iLip.jpg

[Deadbent]

torchsong?

anyone??

[mikek]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg


http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/16/17/23311716.jpg

Oh, wait...

[krisko]

No alanis morrisette for me, thanks.

I've got a gal crazy enough for the time being to deal wif :p
WHo?!
fun crazy > crazy crazy

what about fun crazy crazy crazy?

[Deadbent]

http://www.buytaert.net/cache/images-miscellaneous-2006-eye-500x500.jpg
http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/ron_bennnington.jpg

[Deadbent]

WHo?!





Not YOu! ;p

[Mobo]

what about fun crazy crazy crazy?

what about Crazy Amazin' Cryin' Crazy? (second SNL reference for me today.)
Seriously? Never met fun crazy crazy crazy. I think that's like the Mars Bigfoot.

[Dre]

Lol, that gay neighbor thing was killing me, I wish they'd go back to it, ahhaha.

[krisko]

http://www.buytaert.net/cache/images-miscellaneous-2006-eye-500x500.jpg
http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/ron_bennnington.jpg


stop that...i think i just had a heart attack

[UsedLadBag]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_9eF3TfNMTDg/Rw9P1xy8AMI/AAAAAAAAHYk/CM-HTmogMCs/s1600-h/motivational_poster_irony.jpg

[krisko]

Not YOu! ;p
:action-sm
what about Crazy Amazin' Cryin' Crazy? (second SNL reference for me today.)
Seriously? Never met fun crazy crazy crazy. I think that's like the Mars Bigfoot.

Hi Remobo, My name's Kristin, it's nice to meet you


there, now you've met one :D

[mikek]

stop that...i think i just had a heart attack

did you?

[Deadbent]

stop that...i think i just had a heart attack


Then that would be.. Eye-Ronnie?

[Friday]

my mom kept her old bills for years.
when i had to clean out her apartment i was shredding pay stubs from 1980

its a sickness

[Dre]

I hate pack rats.

[Friday]

I hate pack rats.

well thats a very generalized statement, sir.

[Deadbent]

I hate pack rats.


I hate the hater, I r@pe the r@per.

http://www.johnnyleeclary.com/marilyn_manson_antichrist_superstar_b.jpg

[Dre]

well thats a very generalized statement, sir.

Lol, the people that refuse to throw stuff away, and think they'll use stuff some day, (when they obviously won't), and they do it to the point that their house becomes a museum filled with junk.

[krisko]

Then that would be.. Eye-Ronnie?
eyeballs scare me
I hate pack rats.

"whaa"
http://www.iankenny.com/IanKenny/IMAGES/George%20Ioannou/New-rat-pack.jpg



but seriously folks....i'm a pack rat, not sure why but i don't throw anything away

[Friday]

fezzie should never sing.

[Mobo]

:action-sm


Hi Remobo, My name's Kristin, it's nice to meet you


there, now you've met one :D

you're just letters that show up when I refresh my screen...I can't truly say that I've met you. However, you're way cooler than 90% of chicks I've ever met. That means 1 of 2 things: 1: you wouldn't like me in real life or 2: I would be too retarded to even talk to you.....




I guess 3 would be that you're lying.....:action-sm

[krisko]

fezzie should never sing anything other than It Makes Me Fez

fixed :D

[Deadbent]

http://www.grrl.com/eyeballsoup.jpg

[Dre]

Fez?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/07/13/bftravolta113.jpg

[krisko]

you're just letters that show up when I refresh my screen...I can't truly say that I've met you. However, you're way cooler than 90% of chicks I've ever met. That means 1 of 2 things: 1: you wouldn't like me in real life or 2: I would be too retarded to even talk to you.....




I guess 3 would be that you're lying.....:action-sm

4: i'm really a boy ;p

[Dr. Hoffman]

fezzie should never sing.

And Dave should never talk.

[Deadbent]

4: i'm really a boy ;p

Just get it over with and go blow one another under the porch already, you two:D

[Dre]

And Dave should never talk.

Unless he's plugging: http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=84137

[Arch Stanton]

Fez?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/07/13/bftravolta113.jpg

Enjoyed that version but the Original kicks it's ass. Gotta love the Devine!!!

[Dre]

Enjoyed that version but the Original kicks it's ass. Gotta love the Devine!!!

Except that one scene in "Pink Flamingos".

Eew.

[Mobo]

Enjoyed that version but the Original kicks it's ass. Gotta misspell the Devine!!!

Yeah!

[krisko]

Just get it over with and go blow one another under the porch already, you two:D

you gonna take that remobo? dead just said your dick smells like moth balls :icon_mrgr

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah!

Gotta say it wasn't worth looking up to see if it was right. Either you knew who I was talkin' about or you didn't. He was great in it as was just about everyone in it.

[Dre]

I agree with Ronnie, most people Dave or others think are "cool" are mostly thought of as "cool" for their bodies of work, not for themselves.

[DonTheTrucker]

there, now you've met one :D

You're not as crazy as you think you are Kristen. :action-sm

[Dre]

Woah, Satellite, that was fast as Hell......

[Arch Stanton]

you gonna take that remobo? dead just said your dick smells like moth balls :icon_mrgr

Could be alot worse.

[Mobo]

you gonna take that remobo? dead just said your dick smells like moth balls :icon_mrgr

That's ok....earlier he said, "I'll put anything in my mouth that smells like moth balls."

[DonTheTrucker]

The show goes so fast with no callers to ruin it.

[Friday]

bye

hope all of your babies die

oops did i write that?

better add this ...... :action-sm

[Dre]

See you in the replay thread buddays.

C-YA!

Yessss, Ronnie B singing along!

[Arch Stanton]

Dave getting into trouble gets us in trouble. Strange times.

[krisko]

You're not as crazy as you think you are Kristin. :action-sm
get it right!!!
That's ok....earlier he said, "I'll put anything in my mouth that smells like moth balls."
:haha7:
bye

hope all of your babies die

oops did i write that?

better add this ...... :action-sm

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/babaie.jpg

[Mobo]

Gotta say it wasn't worth looking up to see if it was right. Either you knew who I was talkin' about or you didn't. He was great in it as was just about everyone in it.

Good point, sir. Good point. Sorry for the douchebaggery...

[DonTheTrucker]

get it right!!!


Oh sorry, KristEn.

[Dr. Hoffman]

God damn...all of a sudden its ten till three. Where the fuck did today go?

[Mobo]

bye

hope all of your babies die

oops did i write that?

better add this ...... :action-sm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!! CURSED!!!! CURSED, I TELL YOU!!!!!WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THAT!!!!!!!

please send money to my paltalk account.

[krisko]

Oh sorry, KristEn.

and people say i don't know how to spell :rolleyes:


DONK

[DonTheTrucker]

and people say i don't know how to spell :rolleyes:


DONK

I can spell just fine, I just can't type for shit.

[Dr. Hoffman]

And that's the end of our thread...Donk!

[mikek]

Miss live R&F. It was the bessssssst.


:)