Hudson
01-29-2008, 09:28 PM
Nudist International Flights? The Friendly Skies Just Got Skeevy (http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/29/nudist-international-flights-the-friendly-skies-just-got-a-litt/)
OK, maybe you went to a "naked party" at college, drank a ton of beer and made uncomfortable small talk with a rank hippie while trying to hard avoid looking at anyone's junk.
But at least you learned that such evenings are usually more fun with your clothes on.
The same probably holds true for air travel. Has there been a huge worldwide outcry for nudist international flights (http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL2975435320080129?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=22&sp=true)?
Evidently, one German airline thinks so.
Beginning this Friday, travel agency OssiUrlaub.de will be taking bookings for a nudist day trip from Erfurt, in eastern Germany, to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom. The trip will cost upwards of $700. Undisclosed is how much of the airfare will go towards disinfecting the cabin after the flight.
We're thinking they should pass out Purel like peanuts.
"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," Reuters quotes the tour operator as saying. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."
Uh, yeah. Sure. But, to be safe, first class should probably be renamed the Mile-High Club (http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/22/important-new-stat-two-out-of-three-aussies-into-mile-high-an/).
http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/29/nudist-international-flights-the-friendly-skies-just-got-a-litt/
That is just creepy!
OK, maybe you went to a "naked party" at college, drank a ton of beer and made uncomfortable small talk with a rank hippie while trying to hard avoid looking at anyone's junk.
But at least you learned that such evenings are usually more fun with your clothes on.
The same probably holds true for air travel. Has there been a huge worldwide outcry for nudist international flights (http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL2975435320080129?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=22&sp=true)?
Evidently, one German airline thinks so.
Beginning this Friday, travel agency OssiUrlaub.de will be taking bookings for a nudist day trip from Erfurt, in eastern Germany, to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom. The trip will cost upwards of $700. Undisclosed is how much of the airfare will go towards disinfecting the cabin after the flight.
We're thinking they should pass out Purel like peanuts.
"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," Reuters quotes the tour operator as saying. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."
Uh, yeah. Sure. But, to be safe, first class should probably be renamed the Mile-High Club (http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/22/important-new-stat-two-out-of-three-aussies-into-mile-high-an/).
http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/29/nudist-international-flights-the-friendly-skies-just-got-a-litt/
That is just creepy!