Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02/12/2008; Hoffman Free Phones for 24 hrs.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays!!! :action-sm

[Goober]

Are you suggesting we post a Super Thread?

[crippledalbino]

Now THAT's an idea I can get into.

Good morning, world.
Looking forward to no Hoffman on the fun.

[TheTruth]

Are you suggesting we post a Super Thread?

By Super Thread do you mean a call into the show that flops?:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Are you suggesting we post a Super Thread?

Uh yeah.....*click*

[Mobo]

What a boring day.....

[crippledalbino]

What a boring day.....

You wanna go back to our tiddlywink championship?

[Mobo]

You wanna go back to our tiddlywink championship?

nah....too bored.

[crippledalbino]

nah....too bored.

Awww.
I've got some yarn, we could do Cats-In-The-Cradle.

(...and the silver spoon,)

[CM Mark]

Awww.
I've got some yarn, we could do Cats-In-The-Cradle.

(...and the silver spoon,)

little boy blue and the man in the moon?

[crippledalbino]

No, but you don't understand... he became JUST like his father!!

[Mobo]

Awww.
I've got some yarn, we could do Cats-In-The-Cradle.

(...and the silver spoon,)

Nicdip is boring everyone in the room
when you comin' back listeners? Don't know when..
but we'll be in the thread again, yeah
you know we'll be in the listening.......<inhale>
THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!


nope......still bored.

[Dr. Hoffman]

little boy blue and the man in the moon?

when ya coming home dad?

[CM Mark]

when ya coming home dad?

I don't know when

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't know when

we'll get together then...you know we'll have a good time then.

[crippledalbino]

Nicdip is boring everyone in the room
when you comin' back listeners? Don't know when..
but we'll be in the thread again, yeah
you know we'll be in the listening.......<inhale>
THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!


nope......still bored.

when ya coming home dad?

I don't know when

Okay.
So the Ron and Fez Karaoke sing-along isn't working, tiddlywinks is boring, and frankly, I'm just not in the mood for the PIMB option.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

we'll get together then...you know we'll have a good time then.
the most beautiful song about yearning for molestation



Goober, I'm disgusted at you. Kevin, a.k.a. HomanPSU13 from Wackbag, made a call yesterday and I haven't re-heard the audio

[Mobo]

I think all of you should pull a Harry Chapin....

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/r30crash.JPG

[crippledalbino]

the most beautiful song about yearning for molestation



Goober, I'm disgusted at you. Kevin, a.k.a. HomanPSU13 from Wackbag, made a call yesterday and I haven't re-heard the audio

Is Goober the one responsible for finding embarrassing audio? This is good to know...

[Mobo]

This looks like a job for.......The Hives!

DEEAAAAD! DEEAAAAAD! THEY TRIED TO STICK A DEAD BODY INSIDE OF ME!

[Friday]

You guys are so fucking gay.

[Dr. Hoffman]

You guys are so fucking gay.

If by gay you mean we are...are...are...I got nothin.

[crippledalbino]

You guys are so fucking gay.

:icon_eek:
That's it, fellas.
Everyone out of the closet.

[CM Mark]

I would do anything for love
But I guess I'll just jerk off again

[crippledalbino]

If by gay you mean we are...are...are...I got nothin.

"Awesome" Finish strong with that.

"If by gay you mean we're AWESOME!"
And then you loff and loff and loff.

[Mobo]

Favorite part of playing COD4 with Krisko last night.

(Audio from Krisko's mic): "Hi daddy!" (Dad asks who she's talking to) "They're internet people." (short pause) "Yes, they're weird."

[crippledalbino]

I would do anything for love
But I guess I'll just jerk off again

Really, I'd do anything for Meatloaf. Fascinating coincidence.

[KNUCKLEUP]

If by gay you mean we blow dudes in public restrooms, while suppressing our homosexual tendencies in our normal lives, leading on our spouses and loved ones, then yes. yes we are.

fixed for accuracy and hilarity.

You wanna go back to our tiddlywink championship?

i will fucking OWN you!

---------->http://www.tiddlywinks.org/how_to_play/equipment/4065613891044P.JPG

[crippledalbino]

Favorite part of playing COD4 with Krisko last night.

(Audio from Krisko's mic): "Hi daddy!" (Dad asks who she's talking to) "They're internet people." (short pause) "Yes, they're weird."

Yes, we're 'wackbags' apparently.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Really, I'd do anything for Meatloaf. Fascinating coincidence.

but you won't do that? (http://www.meatspin.com/)

[crippledalbino]

i will fucking OWN you!

---------->http://www.tiddlywinks.org/how_to_play/equipment/4065613891044P.JPG

Well, let's start with a rental until the 'ol credit score comes back, hm?

[krunk]

hi ya buddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaays :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

I'm not gay, darnit.

[Chester'sLiver]

but you won't do that? (http://www.meatspin.com/)

oooooooooooooooooh he'll do that....

[Sam_Adams]

Favorite part of playing COD4 with Krisko last night.

(Audio from Krisko's mic): "Hi daddy!" (Dad asks who she's talking to) "They're internet people." (short pause) "Yes, they're weird."

That's adooooooooooorable!

[Mobo]

Too messed up to sit and settle down.
Too messed up to even mess around.
Thats why your smiling Mr CEO.
I filled my pockets now I might as well - Die! cause I found the backdoor out
of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.

[crippledalbino]

but you won't do that? (http://www.meatspin.com/)

"Will you raise it up while it goes back down...
Will you spin a cock while I wear this gown?
Will you plug my ass as I thrust down..."

"I can do that... OOOohh-u-whoa, I can do that!!"

[Dr. Hoffman]

fixed for accuracy and hilarity.




I USED to think you were awesome.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Well, let's start with a rental until the 'ol credit score comes back, hm?

that was the driest joke ever, and it was fantastic. :haha7:

[CM Mark]

Let's try to get the Listening Thread Karaoke bit going again

Hey (hey) Miss Murder Can I
Hey (hey) Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

With just a look
They shook
And heavens bowed before him
Simply a look
Can break
Your heart

The stars that pierce the sky
He left them all behind
We're left to wonder why
He left us all
Behind

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

Dreams of his crash
Won't pass
Or how they all adored him
Beauty will last
When spiralled
Down

The stars that mystify
He left them all behind
And how his children cry
He left us all
Behind

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

What's the look, the twist within this verbose mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it
At the cost of love your ray of light will fizzle out
Without hope
When the empty sand just flowing through our empty skin
Ever searching for what we were promised
Reaching for the golden ring we'd never let go
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh

[Mobo]

fixed for accuracy and hilarity.



i will fucking OWN you!

---------->http://www.tiddlywinks.org/how_to_play/equipment/4065613891044P.JPG

Does that game have achievement points?

[Sam_Adams]

You guys are so fucking gay.

I'm not gay :(

[Mobo]

I'm not gay :(

well, Crip, looks like I owe you $5.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I USED to think you were awesome.

:action-sm

"Will you raise it up while it goes back down...
Will you spin a cock while I wear this gown?
Will you plug my ass as I thrust down..."

"I can do that... OOOohh-u-whoa, I can do that!!"

jesus chirst, dude... :icon_eek: lol...

[KNUCKLEUP]

Let's try to get the Listening Thread Karaoke bit going again

Hey (hey) Miss Murder Can I
Hey (hey) Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

With just a look
They shook
And heavens bowed before him
Simply a look
Can break
Your heart

The stars that pierce the sky
He left them all behind
We're left to wonder why
He left us all
Behind

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

Dreams of his crash
Won't pass
Or how they all adored him
Beauty will last
When spiralled
Down

The stars that mystify
He left them all behind
And how his children cry
He left us all
Behind

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh oh

What's the look, the twist within this verbose mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it
At the cost of love your ray of light will fizzle out
Without hope
When the empty sand just flowing through our empty skin
Ever searching for what we were promised
Reaching for the golden ring we'd never let go
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh

Hey Miss Murder Can I
Hey Miss Murder Can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life
Whoa oh

no.

you can't.

[Mobo]

"Will you raise it up while it goes back down...
Will you spin a cock while I wear this gown?
Will you plug my ass as I thrust down..."

"I can do that... OOOohh-u-whoa, I can do that!!"

awwww....that's cute.
It's hard to do, huh?

[Chester'sLiver]

I USED to think you were awesome.

I still think she is...:D

[Sam_Adams]

Oh it's time for the show :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

[Dr. Hoffman]

:action-sm





Oh who am I kidding. I can't stay mad at you. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

I still think she is...:D

:love:

thank you, darlin :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

I see the gayness has begun already.

[CM Mark]

no.

you can't.

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeeeaaahhh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeeeaaahhh

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
Don't know what it means and I say yeeeaaahhh

[Sam_Adams]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

I'm getting the feeling that Earl picked this song :icon_roll

[KNUCKLEUP]

Oh who am I kidding. I can't stay mad at you. :action-sm

:wavyguy makes everything all better.

---------->:action-sm

why don't we send one of these guys to iraq, already. diplomacy now!

[Mobo]

ok....out for lunch.....back in an ayer.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I see the gayness has begun already.

oh, stig! you're just in time!

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm getting the feeling that Earl picked this song :icon_roll

They should have started with a song from the chick they had on yesterday..Then they could say their thoughts on the interview since it ran into the end of the show yesterday..That might be producing though..

[crippledalbino]

awwww....that's cute.
It's hard to do, huh?

No, it was really just whatever came out of my ass at the time.

just kidding, i recognize your brilliance, but will never admit it in public

[Sam_Adams]

They should have started with a song from the chick they had on yesterday..Then they could say their thoughts on the interview since it ran into the end of the show yesterday..That might be producing though..

I didnt hear the 2nd half of the show because I fell asleep

[Ted the Poster]

oh, stig! you're just in time!

Yes. But for what?

[Friday]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I hate when the snow starts...

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....

[KNUCKLEUP]

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeeeaaahhh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeeeaaahhh

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
Don't know what it means and I say yeeeaaahhh

like to tell you about my baby
you know she comes round
just about five feet four
from her head to the ground
well she comes around here
just about midnight
she makes me feel so good, lord
makes me feel alright

her name is G-L-O-R-I-A
gloria gloria gloria

well she comes around here
just about midnight
she makes me feel so good, lord
makes me feel alright
walking down my street
comes up to my house
she knocks upon me door
makes me feel alright

her name is G-L-O-R-I-A
gloria gloria gloria


... this is worse than lolcats... ::hammer:

[Sam_Adams]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....

Dont fall down on ice lady :action-sm

[CM Mark]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....

cum for lunch again Friday?

[Chester'sLiver]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey I didn't say that...:icon_eek: I like snow...:icon_cool


Be careful beautiful..:action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.


I miss my nose lunches, the white stuff was the best.
See what you people get for being nice, losing our rep.

[CM Mark]

like to tell you about my baby
you know she comes round
just about five feet four
from her head to the ground
well she comes around here
just about midnight
she makes me feel so good, lord
makes me feel alright

her name is H-A-M-M-E-R-H-E-A-D
Hammerhead, Hammerhead, Hammerhead

well she comes around here
just about midnight
she makes me feel so good, lord
makes me feel alright
walking down my street
comes up to my house
she knocks upon me door
makes me feel alright

her name is H-A-M-M-E-R-H-E-A-D
Hammerhead Hammerhead Hammerhead


... this is worse than lolcats... ::hammer:

fixed

[Dr. Hoffman]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....

Ewwwww.

[CM Mark]

Oh, and back on topic


On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore

On the blackest plains in hells domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know

Tonight we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They raise their hands to the heavens above
with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the mid-morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from the time in the fallen land
To a light beyond the stars

In your blackest dreams we do believe
Our destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time is gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

Whoah, whoah, whoooooah, whoah, whoah, whoooooah

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if i possibly can
For freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

[nolajersey]

i'm starving. I don't know what to get for lunch.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Yes. But for what?

i was implying you brought the gay, or were just in time for the gay, but instead you were just in time for this:

http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/3.jpg
:icon_redf

[Jimmy's Dignity]

off to get some lunch in the white stuff.

be back soon....cum for lunch again Friday?Ewwwww.cum jokes...Wackbag's failsafe

[Chester'sLiver]

i'm starving. I don't know what to get for lunch.

I had a chicken salad...

[crippledalbino]

I miss my nose lunches, the white stuff was the best.
See what you people get for being nice, losing our rep.

Please, we were a bunch of Pete Positives yesterday about her. Everybody just raaaving about how great she was. We're really just a bunch of cute, cuddly, pastel fruits in this thread.

[KNUCKLEUP]

No, it was really just whatever came out of my ass at the time.

just kidding, i recognize your brilliance, but will never admit it in public

the meatspin joke has come full circle.

[CM Mark]

http://www.meatspin.com links...Wackbag's failsafe

fixed

[Flea_Man]

the meatspin joke has CUM full circle.

fixed

[crippledalbino]

cum, gay, disease, dead baby jokes...Wackbag's failsafe

Fixed for completeness

[Sam_Adams]

ok folks. im bored. later

[CM Mark]

ok folks. im bored. later

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Wackbag doesn't want ass prints on the doors

[crippledalbino]

ok folks. im bored. later

Yup.
Not gonna argue.
Later, sir.

[Flea_Man]

Don Stugots is a good man.

[crippledalbino]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Wackbag doesn't want ass prints on the doors

Oh, who the fuck are you kidding, we fucking LOVE assprints.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Oh, and back on topic


On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore

On the blackest plains in hells domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know

Tonight we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They raise their hands to the heavens above
with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the mid-morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from the time in the fallen land
To a light beyond the stars

In your blackest dreams we do believe
Our destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time is gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

Whoah, whoah, whoooooah, whoah, whoah, whoooooah

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if i possibly can
For freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

why are we posting lyrics??

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

[CHORUS:]
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

[Repeat CHORUS]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

[crippledalbino]

Don Stugots is a good man.

Where the fuck did you come from?
...weird.
Good afternoon, anyhow.

[ReallyRacist]

This is so aggravating. Dave never shuts the fuck up. This is the 1st time I've listened in a month and its a shame I got to turn it off. I''ll try it again in March.

[Flea_Man]

Where the fuck did you come from?
...weird.
Good afternoon, anyhow.

I came from my mom's cunt.


But yes, hello and good afternoon.

[Friday]

Don Stugots is a good man.

FINALLY... you post something truthful, topical, and un-annoying.

And QFT... love teh Stugots and Regina :)

[Dr. Hoffman]

cum jokes...Wackbag's failsafe

It really is what we do best. Maryland has crab....Wackbag has cum.

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays!!! Hoff, the title is exactly as it should be!!

[crippledalbino]

I came in my mom's cunt.


But yes, hello and good afternoon.

No wonder you were late, you pervert.
Heh.
Flea is always good for the easiest fixes ever.

[KNUCKLEUP]

horsecrash pics...Wackbag's failsafe

http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/Crash05.jpg
http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/clarefm.ie.jpg
http://www.xenophilia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crash100607_468x392.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-2.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-1.jpg

[Flea_Man]

I seriously can't wait to hear Fred's podcast. He's just out of his mind.

[Goober]

It really is what we do best. Maryland has crab....Wackbag has cum.

....and DC has Sickle Cell.

[KNUCKLEUP]

who the fuck does fred from brooklyn think he is??

[MilkmanDan]

Yeah I'd love to hear this guy say fuck for 3 hours. ... jesus christ.

Heya Bagels

[Dr. Hoffman]

who the fuck does fred from brooklyn think he is??

Bobo...

linger ack ack ack!!!!!

[TheTruth]

Where Fred get that this is a Team Bennington vs. O&A podcasts?

[TonyBagels]

http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/Crash05.jpg
http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/clarefm.ie.jpg
http://www.xenophilia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crash100607_468x392.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-2.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-1.jpg

to be fair, the last two have cloven hooves (not a horse)

[KNUCKLEUP]

This is so aggravating. Dave never shuts the fuck up. This is the 1st time I've listened in a month and its a shame I got to turn it off. I''ll try it again in March.

dave actually hasn't been talking lately...

i'm afraid to say it lest i become a jinx (like that pretentious diction? hah), but i think he *may* be getting the hint...

[krunk]

who the fuck does fred from brooklyn think he is??


ummm I'm betting he thinks he's fred from brooklyn :icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

Blowhard is calling into little orphan annie and making threats...

[silentbob8201]

The director of the movie i want to see for some reason staring that kid from the Star Wars Prequels.

[CM Mark]

why are we posting lyrics??

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

[CHORUS:]
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

[Repeat CHORUS]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Because it's fun

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

[TonyBagels]

....and DC has Sickle Cell.

Pennsylvania has Intercourse (right between Blue Balls and Paradise)





(think I read a tee shirt or two in Lancaster, or two)

[KNUCKLEUP]

to be fair, the last two have cloven hooves (not a horse)

i know, i actually searched "moose crash" but they're funny and i think they kind of fit the general idea of 'large hoo-ved animal smashed through a vehicle window, etc'

:action-sm

ummm I'm betting he thinks he's fred from brooklyn :icon_mrgr

exactly. and he thinks he matters, why?

[CM Mark]

to be fair, the last two have cloven hooves (not a horse)

and the last one has fucking antlers

[silentbob8201]

Yes this is a good sign for Jumper, talking about your 12 year old movie.

[Chester'sLiver]

From imdb....
Originally did not want to cast Scott Wolf in Go (1999) because Katie Holmes was already in the movie, and he did not want the movie to star two TV actors. However, he saw him talking in a hallway with Jay Mohr and realized that the chemistry between the two would be good in the movie.

[TonyBagels]

who the fuck does fred from brooklyn think he is??

I'll guess a guy that lives in Brooklyn:action-sm

[krunk]

Pennsylvania has Intercourse (right between Blue Balls and Paradise)





(think I read a tee shirt or two in Lancaster, or two)

correct Sir...and they're right near Gap, PA......

I unfortunately live within 30 minutes of those locations

[KNUCKLEUP]

I came from my mom's cunt.

ew,

It really is what we do best. Maryland has crab....Wackbag has cum.

and ew.

[stillbornstew]

buddaaaays :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

Yeah I'd love to hear this guy say fuck for 3 hours. ... jesus christ.

Heya Bagels

hey there. What's been up? How's the dealing business been?

[krunk]

great...Mace Windu and whiny Anakin Skywalker are reunited...and I'm not feeling so good.....

[krunk]

he made swingers? so we can blame him for jon favreu AND vince vaughn.....

[MilkmanDan]

hey there. What's been up? How's the dealing business been?

God bless the elderly and Fez, up to my elbows in pills nightly.

[silentbob8201]

great...Mace Windu and whiny Anakin Skywalker are reunited...and I'm not feeling so good.....

Well the books good supposedly and um Doug is a decent enough Director. Ignore Mr and Mrs Smith.

[TonyBagels]

dave actually hasn't been talking lately...

i'm afraid to say it lest i become a jinx (like that pretentious diction? hah), but i think he *may* be getting the hint...

http://www.mediumdreams.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/crossed-fingers.jpg

You know what's been really annoying me lately, his false breaths of shock

[krunk]

http://www.mediumdreams.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/crossed-fingers.jpg

You know what's been really annoying me lately, his breathing


I'm sure we're all stumbling over each other to fix that one

[Chester'sLiver]

Screw this I'm going to go play Heroin Hero

http://www.gamegum.com/game/1857/heroin-hero/

I have to catch the dragon.....

[Flea_Man]

http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/Crash05.jpg
http://www.chatsworthecho.org/Images/clarefm.ie.jpg
http://www.xenophilia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crash100607_468x392.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-2.jpg
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/moose-car-accident-1.jpg

lol

[TonyBagels]

Because it's fun

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

I'd like to play along, but what's the gag?


You wanted this
So sad to see
The sweet decay
Of ecstasy

And you want it all

And you want it all

A frozen sun,
Would guide you there
As shadows hide
The deep despair

And you want it all

I'll give you something more
And you'll fade away
One last kiss before
You fade away.

So sleep tonight,
In idle dreams
The pain will drown,
Your silent screams

And you want it all

And you want it all

I'll give you something more
And you'll fade away
One last kiss before
You fade away
Lives you once adored
will fade away
Lies you can't ignore
You soon repay
As you fade away

As you fade away

As you fade away

As you fade away

And you'll fade away

[Flea_Man]

Screw this I'm going to go play Heroin Hero

http://www.gamegum.com/game/1857/heroin-hero/

I have to catch the dragon.....

I'm already on Rehab hero.

[CM Mark]

lol

http://www.jalife.net/up/files/orly-ostrich.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

did you really have to quote the 4 large pics to post "lol"...

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/8/iznurthread128469615913437500.jpg

[Hidden_Rage]

Screw this I'm going to go play Heroin Hero

http://www.gamegum.com/game/1857/heroin-hero/

I have to catch the dragon.....


:clap::clap::clap:


Miss Heroin Hero

[TonyBagels]

i know, i actually searched "moose crash" but they're funny and i think the kind of fit the general idea of 'large hoo-ved animal smashed through a vehicle window, etc'

:action-sm
Hmm, perhaps an elk search is in order

http://www.wildlife.state.nh.us/Logos/BFM_bumper_sticker.gif

http://www.bicyclealliance.org/images/PedBikeElkCrop.jpg

[krunk]

naked women excite the teenage boy in me.....


I'll fix it myself: teenage boys excite me.....

[KNUCKLEUP]

No wonder you were late, you pervert.
Heh.
Flea is always good for the easiest fixes ever.

sig'd. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay wait...Hayden Christensen is the main character in Jumper?

:yuck2: :yuck2:


I bet there's more believeable acting in Gap

[Dr. Hoffman]

did you really have to quote the 4 large pics to post "lol"...

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/8/iznurthread128469615913437500.jpg

Hahahahaha. :clap: :haha7:

[TonyBagels]

whoops

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Smoky-Mtn-Car-Crash-River-0005.jpg

[nolajersey]

Hmm, perhaps an elk search is in order

http://www.wildlife.state.nh.us/Logos/BFM_bumper_sticker.gif


I work for Moose.

[Chester'sLiver]

I zoned out..Is this guy still talking?

[njpete]

Could he get a little closer to the microphone, please?

[nolajersey]

I zoned out..Is this guy still talking?
yes but I am too busy thinking about the tasty sandwich I am going to get to actually listen.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if I saw a film crew on my fire escape, I'd start exposing myself and probably jerk off against the window

[TonyBagels]

God bless the elderly and Fez, up to my elbows in pills nightly.

miss sane Fez

[Flea_Man]

did you really have to quote the 4 large pics to post "lol"...

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/8/iznurthread128469615913437500.jpg

I love it.

[stillbornstew]

okay wait...Hayden Christensen is the main character in Jumper?

:yuck2: :yuck2:

I bet there's more believeable acting in Gap

it's shit like this that makes me not care that i'm not in the states. i'm missing out on a ton of CRAP movies. oh well.

[Mobo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HVXbnLuuVoc

boooooooo.

[Chester'sLiver]

Could he get a lot farther from the microphone, please?
fixed.....

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.mediumdreams.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/crossed-fingers.jpg

You know what's been really annoying me lately, his false breaths of shock

you mean like children who, when they see someone they don't like being scolded, they inserts themselves into the conversation and try to instigate further punishment? or his false indignation and outrage when he hears someone else is indignant or outraged?

it seems to me that he has no real opinions or thoughts of his own and he's juvenile so he picks up everyone else's opinions to make up for what he lacks.

and the finger-crossing, well said (posted). :p

[Dr. Hoffman]

teenage boys excite me.....

Somebody please sig this.

[Dr. Hoffman]

if I saw a film crew on my fire escape, I'd start exposing myself and probably jerk off against the window

How is that any different from a normal day for you?

[Chester'sLiver]

How is that any different from a normal day for you?

the window is closed...

[Flea_Man]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HVXbnLuuVoc

boooooooo.

A Spiderman spoof, 6 years after the first one came out. I'm speechless.

[TonyBagels]

I work for Moose.

does he/she know you call them that?

[silentbob8201]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HVXbnLuuVoc

boooooooo.

Wait It parody's superhero movies but looks like they're just covering the awful Spiderman. Um why?

[Flea_Man]

I wish I excited Nola.



OOOOOOOH the things I would want to do.

[Mobo]

Wait It parody's superhero movies but looks like they're just covering the awful Spiderman. Um why?

my guess, they started making this hunk of shit when it was topical.....and it took this long to cull together an hour and ten minutes worth of material that wouldn't make the audience hunt them down with torches and pitchforks.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I wish I excited females.



OOOOOOOH the things I would want to do.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How is that any different from a normal day for you?

the window is closed...

:icon_redf :icon_redf


I just don't have a fire escape :(

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.jalife.net/up/files/orly-ostrich.jpg

http://xcj9352.k12.sd.us/ya%20rly.jpg

buddaaaays :action-sm

shall i fecth your slippers, dear?

Hmm, perhaps an elk search is in order

hahaha, he beat me to it:

whoops

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Smoky-Mtn-Car-Crash-River-0005.jpg

I zoned out..Is this guy still talking?

unfortunately

[Chester'sLiver]

I wish I excited Nola.



OOOOOOOH the things I would want to do.

You mean she is not excited by short guys with greasy skin and ruby red lips..

"whaa" weird.................:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

you mean like children who, when they see someone they don't like being scolded, they inserts themselves into the conversation and try to instigate further punishment? or his false indignation and outrage when he hears someone else is indignant or outraged?

it seems to me that he has no real opinions or thoughts of his own and he's juvenile so he picks up everyone else's opinions to make up for what he lacks.

and the finger-crossing, well said (posted). :p

He usually doesn't have any of his own thoughts. when he does he tries to defend them, no matter how wrong, no matter what it takes to do so

[Hidden_Rage]

http://xcj9352.k12.sd.us/ya%20rly.jpg








http://207.199.174.56/img/CoczEBQxEn_i-luz-omg-no-wai.jpg


Wait, am I doing this right :action-sm

[Flea_Man]

OMG I'M NOT GAY

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/Lmaonaise.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

I guarantee Mooch did this and no one on the staff....

[TonyBagels]

Thank God for MOOCH

He's brought production back, albeit it is clips over a bed. But he's not one of the "producers" and yet he still does a shit load more


Thank God for MOOCH

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'll just get really drunk...lose all my inhibitions
Hot


Lilly: I really want to see their palatial estate
Ron: You'll see the ceiling
Mellinda: She'll see a pillow

:eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA

[nolajersey]

I wish I excited Nola.



OOOOOOOH the things I would want to do.
HA

Fixed for accuracy.
nice fix
You mean she is not excited by short guys with greasy skin and ruby red lips..

"whaa" weird.................:action-sm
ha ha ha ha

[Chester'sLiver]

but he re-did the clips in a interesting way...

[TonyBagels]

I wish I excited Nola.



OOOOOOOH the things I would want to do.

go have a nice, warm cup of coffee and talk?

[KNUCKLEUP]

OMG I'M NOT GAY

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/Lmaonaise.gif

http://members.cox.net/pimpbot9000/roflcopter.gif

http://207.199.174.56/img/CoczEBQxEn_i-luz-omg-no-wai.jpg


Wait, am I doing this right :action-sm

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/80156/nowai_qjpreviewth.jpg

haha

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Cumia House rules...no underware allowed

[Flea_Man]

Nola and Knuckle are sexy.

[TonyBagels]

shall i fetch your slippers, dear?

don't forget his pipe and glass of scotch

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hot


Lilly: I really want to see their palatial estate
Ron: You'll see the ceiling
Mellinda: She'll see a pillow

:eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA :eekdroolA

hot.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Thank you Lily for sharing that information.

[TheTruth]

Lilly vagina talk=radio gold

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Thank you Lily for sharing that information.Lilly vagina talk=radio gold

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/2PussInHoodR_468x551.jpg


I bet she's nowhere near as wrinkly

[KNUCKLEUP]

don't forget his pipe and glass of scotch

yes, of course, right away *shuffles off*

http://www.visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/72317672.jpg

Nola and Knuckle are sexy.

don't know where that came from but thank you ;)

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/2PussInHoodR_468x551.jpg


I bet she's nowhere near as wrinkly

I would have to concur.

[TonyBagels]

Cumia House rules...no underware allowed

for you: coveralls :action-sm



If Lilly doesn't shower, they will suggest that they all shower together. I bet the shower is immense

[stillbornstew]

shall i fecth your slippers, dear?
goofball. :p
i just DL'd a cd you need to hear

shall i cook you some dinner pumpkin?

Nola and Knuckle, never gonna happen

fixed

[TheTruth]

If Lilly doesn't shower, they will suggest that they all shower together. I bet the shower is immense

She might get scared and think that Ant is peeing, Linger Liuoruwejrlew!

[MilkmanDan]

Think telling Anthony that she's a Jew would start a whole new fantasy...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah, tell Ant that she's a jew


I think Ant's gigantic daego cock is gonna break down her will

[KNUCKLEUP]

loooooooooooooooove melinda <3

[Chester'sLiver]

I think she is acting coy for the radio..I think Lilly is going to be a goer when she gets there...

[stillbornstew]

I think Ant's gigantic daego cock is gonna break down her will

among other things

[KNUCKLEUP]

goofball. :p
i just DL'd a cd you need to hear

shall i cook you some dinner pumpkin?

no need, i've already made a meatloaf (http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2422778&postcount=30). (link is safe).

lingiggrrggrrgigg 45 mins ago :p

[KNUCKLEUP]

I think she is acting coy for the radio..I think Lilly is going to be a goer when she gets there...

x2

still hot.

[TonyBagels]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/TonyBagels/cinder_blocks.jpg

[stillbornstew]

no need, i've already made a meatloaf (http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2422778&postcount=30).

lingiggrrggrrgigg 45 mins ago :p
i was seeing a patient during the end of the show. i missed it. remember, daddy works sweetie. ;)

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/TonyBagels/cinder_blocks.jpg

love that ad.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i was seeing a patient during the end of the show. i missed it. remember, daddy works sweetie. ;)

that's why i've included a handy link for you to review at your convenience, darling :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

She might get scared and think that Ant is peeing, Linger for less than a week, since it's continually brought up :action-sm!

:huh:

[TonyBagels]

I think she is acting coy for the radio..I think Lilly is going to be a goer when she gets there...

I do believe you are right

[Hidden_Rage]

Lily owned Earl badly

[Chester'sLiver]

Earl has nothing..He is the worst...

[KNUCKLEUP]

I do believe you are right

i think that adds to the hotness, even.

[TonyBagels]

love that ad.

I don't want to hear your fuckin' sob story

:action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

damnit...as soon as Ron said "it's getting spooky" I expected to hear Ani

[Arch Stanton]

for you: coveralls :action-sm



If Lilly doesn't shower, they will suggest that they all shower together. I bet the COCK is immense

Don't make you a bad person for wishing that.

[stillbornstew]

that's why i've included a handy link for you to review at your convenience, darling :action-sm
<---- loves you :D

[silentbob8201]

Earl has nothing..He is the worst...

Hasn't that always been the case?

[Chester'sLiver]

Hasn't that always been the case?

yes.....

If ESD is struggling now, he better get his act together because a kid gets very expensive...

[Dr. Hoffman]

i think that I add to the hotness.

Agreed.a

[Arch Stanton]

love that ad.

Wish I had blocks to drop off on his property and state that I thought the ad was looking for blocks.

[Dr. Hoffman]

yes.....

If ESD is struggling now, he better get his act together because a kid gets very expensive...

I'm a firm believer that you should own an animal of some sort before you have a kid.

[stillbornstew]

*praying out loud* dear god, please let some pestilent undiscovered pain and death inducing virus find and infect ESD. thank you god. i'll be good forever now, i promise.

[KNUCKLEUP]

damnit...as soon as Ron said "it's getting spooky" I expected to hear Ani

x2

[TheTruth]

yes.....

If ESD is struggling now, he better get his act together because a kid gets very expensive...

Don't you worry CL Dave has his money invested in Star Wars action figures, I think they will be just fine

[TonyBagels]

I believe that Dave also called BxJ's grandmother and cursed

[stillbornstew]

Wish I had blocks to drop off on his property and state that I thought the ad was looking for blocks.

:clap::clap::clap: DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!!

[Friday]

I'm a firm believer that you should own an animal instead of having a kid.

fixed because the world is overpopulated

[silentbob8201]

Don't you worry CL Dave has his money invested in Star Wars action figures, I think they will be just fine

Yeah i cant wait till he figures out how much Star Wars Pez collection will get him.

[Dr. Hoffman]

*praying out loud* dear god, please let some pestilent undiscovered pain and death inducing virus find and infect ESD. thank you god. i'll be good forever now, i promise.

Unfortunately Dave is the infection, and the Ron and Fez show is the host. So what we need is some sort of cure for the show.

[Mobo]

fixed because the world is overpopulated

HEY!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2406/2247126864_07483cc087.jpg?v=0

[TonyBagels]

Don't make me a bad person for wishing that I was locked up in a trunk, in the basement of a pawn broker
hmm

[TonyBagels]

Wish I had blocks to drop off on his property and state that I thought the ad was looking for blocks.

you have your head :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

I believe that Dave also called BxJ's grandmother and cursed

You're still trying to cover that up eh? Apple Schnapps and you go berserk with the prank calls

[TonyBagels]

I'm a firm believer that you should own an animal of some sort before you have a kid.

C***y already does

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If ESD is struggling now, he better get his act together because a kid gets very expensive...

http://www.propaypal.com/damon_paypal_web.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

fixed because the world is overpopulated

Cant believe that just came from a Latinas mouth :icon_surp
*ducks

[TonyBagels]

Don't you worry CL Dave has his money invested in Star Wars action figures, I think they will be just fine

well, minus the one that had it's head broken off and I believe it was microwaved

[Dr. Hoffman]

HEY!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2406/2247126864_07483cc087.jpg?v=0

Awwww...its always nice to see that a gay man and his adopted child can make for a successful family.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Daddy, why's your fist red? Where's Mommy? http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2406/2247126864_07483cc087.jpg?v=0
:cry3: :cry3: :cry3: :cry3: :cry3: :cry3: :cry3: :cry3:



whoa...she wanted to be woken up by having him jack in her face while she's sleeping?

[TonyBagels]

You're still trying to cover that up eh? Apple Schnapps and you go berserk with the prank calls

please sir, it was an Apple Martini

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I wonder who was on line 4....

[stillbornstew]

bros before ho's is for guys who don't get laid. :clap::clap::clap:

[Ted the Poster]

HEY!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2406/2247126864_07483cc087.jpg?v=0

Is that Ace or Gary?

[stillbornstew]

Is that Ace or Gary?
afternoon stigmeister :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is that Ace or Gary?

which one was the size queen?


Did I just hear that woman trying to get Ron to say, "It's good to teach your 4 year old girl to suck a cock, so she won't get *****, if it ever gets to that situation"

[Ted the Poster]

which one was the size queen?


Did I just hear that woman trying to get Ron to say, "It's good to teach your 4 year old girl to suck a cock, so she won't get *****, if it ever gets to that situation"

What a great mom! I want to meet her daughter.

[Mobo]

bros before ho's is for guys who don't get laid. :clap::clap::clap:

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/boogie_will_laugh.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I have a pretty dark, twisted sexual fantasy, actually.
Hoping for having sex with someone who doesn't hate me or think I'm a disgusting embarrassment. Heh.

Mmmm.
Marriage was spectacular, thanks for asking.

[Mobo]

Is that Ace or Gary?

That's Major Victory from season one of "Stan Lee's Who Wants to be a Superhero?"

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/boogie_will_laugh.jpg

[inserts table flip]

*looks around for redding...*

[silentbob8201]

Well how about Jay 's discription of Fez .

[Ted the Poster]

That's Major Victory from season one of "Stan Lee's Who Wants to be a Superhero?"

For some reason, I thought it was Hoffman. :haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

[inserts table flip]

*looks around for redding...*

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6198/flapjacksvi1.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

um tag please...

whoa hold on

I'd say so.......This isn't a time for family photos...

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://occom.no-ip.biz/random/05_36_03-flapjacks.jpg

i hope you die.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, serves me right for hotlinking....I fixed it

[Chester'sLiver]

it was a motorcycle accident...

In August 1993, Mills was hit by a police motorcycle while crossing the road near London's Kensington Palace; her injuries included crushed ribs, a punctured lung, and severe injury to her left leg. She needed a metal plate put into her pelvis and the amputation of her leg below the knee.[7] Mills has a prosthetic leg, notably taking it off and showing it to USA talk show host Larry King during his interview with her in October 2002 on Larry King Live.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wait...it was a police motorcycle? "whaa"

[Dr. Hoffman]

it was a motorcycle accident...

A tumor?

[Ted the Poster]

Q: Why did the horsefaced cunt cross the road?

A: Motorcycle, Beatle, yadda yadda yadda... $100 million.

[alclark]

Afternoon Buddays! :action-sm

Got off of work early since no one can seem to drive in the snow/ice.

[Friday]

just because he is still with this girl doesn't mean she isn't an awful person.

he may just be blind to it.

some people are stupid like that.

[Dr. Hoffman]

it was a motorcycle accident...

Did the money grubbing bitch sue the police department?

[Ted the Poster]

just because he is still with this girl doesn't mean she isn't an awful person.

he may just be blind to it.

some people are stupid like that.

I'm sure she is awful. Most of you broads are.









:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

I have a pretty dark, twisted sexual fantasy, actually.
Hoping for having sex with someone who doesn't hate me or think I'm a disgusting embarrassment. Heh.

Mmmm.
Marriage was spectacular, thanks for asking.
and for a quick update:

1 year sub to xboxonline- check
geekspeak headset- check
internet connection for 360- in progress.

[TonyBagels]

Starvin'

[crippledalbino]

and for a quick update:

1 year sub to xboxonline- check
geekspeak headset- check
internet connection for 360- in progress.

Nice.
Message me with your gamertag too, so when I get home I can add you.
I'm CrippledAlbino. Big surprise, there.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

btw...in Knuckle's NSFW quote of me, the original website keeps redirecting to crazy pictures...it's different on every reload!

[TonyBagels]

How did Stugots move on because he didn't get his podcast on 'the night' (over a month ago according to Mikey) yet they just came up with this idea late last week.

Fuckin' Shit Starter.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6198/flapjacksvi1.jpg

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Stormrider666]

How did Stugots move on because he didn't get his podcast on 'the night' (over a month ago according to Mikey) yet they just came up with this idea late last week.

Fuckin' Shit Starter.

ESD really does come off like a catty bitch.

[stillbornstew]

Nice.
Message me with your gamertag too, so when I get home I can add you.
I'm CrippledAlbino. Big surprise, there.
do i need to have it connected to the net to start my account. it'll be stillbornstew though. i think i'm going to carre four to buy a new modem friday after work.

[KNUCKLEUP]

ESD is a catty bitch.

fix'd.

[Arch Stanton]

Earl is a dummy. Flat out dummy.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this sounds like the Body Count song, "Evil Dick"

[crippledalbino]

do i need to have it connected to the net to start my account. it'll be stillbornstew though. i think i'm going to carre four to buy a new modem friday after work.

Good point.
Well, I was pretty lucky to have still found CrippledAlbino as a gamer tag. I was just sure that the whole world would be fighting for that tag and I'd have to be Cr1ppl3dAlbin0432242 or something like that. May your luck go just as well with stillbornstew.

[Mobo]

Nice.
Message me with your gamertag too, so when I get home I can add you.
I'm CrippledAlbino. Big surprise, there.

YEAH! ME TOO! <---------------Ronfan

[Dr. Hoffman]

ESD really does come off like a catty bitch.

Among other things.

[MilkmanDan]

Dave likes to wake up with cum all over his face?

[TonyBagels]

btw...in Knuckle's NSFW quote of me, the original website keeps redirecting to crazy pictures...it's different on every reload!

thanks for alerting me of this. I got the pleasure of seeing the dying asian anime mermaid, with her tail ripped off being held by another naked asian anime mermaid. WTF?

[Chester'sLiver]

YEAH! ME TOO! <---------------Noodles61

Ok that is not your name.....

<--------Krisko30 is mine...

[Ted the Poster]

I'm gonna take a wild guess that Dave's Ex-British Girlfriend is still British.

[crippledalbino]

Dave likes to wake up with cum all over his face?

Oh, who doesn't?

Wait, what?

[KNUCKLEUP]

every time earl starts talking about obama, i want to slit my fucking wrists.

[TonyBagels]

ESD really does come off like a lying catty bitch.
fixed, slightly

[MilkmanDan]

I'm gonna take a wild guess that Dave's Ex-British Girlfriend is still British.

She moved to Niagara Falls I heard.
Who the fuck refers to a ex as "British", you cant remember which country?

[crippledalbino]

Ok that is not your name.....

<--------Krisko30 is mine...

Oh, now see? I don't want to hear any complaints for you, you WERE the n00b that was getting destroyed in our game last night. No more claiming you weren't in that big barrel of shenanigans.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

thanks for alerting me of this. I got the pleasure of seeing the dying asian anime mermaid, with her tail ripped off being held by another naked asian anime mermaid. WTF?

Check it again! At first I saw Homestar giving Strongbad a lapdance, interrupting his e-mail...then I checked back again and I saw a face made out of penises, vaginas, and anuses


the actual picture I meant for everyone to see is above...FLAAAAAAAAAPJAAAAACKS

[stillbornstew]

YEAH! ME TOO! <---------------Ronfan
you speak as if i weren't planning on it.
Good point.
Well, I was pretty lucky to have still found CrippledAlbino as a gamer tag. I was just sure that the whole world would be fighting for that tag and I'd have to be Cr1ppl3dAlbin0432242 or something like that. May your luck go just as well with stillbornstew.
i'm chaeckin as we spaek
thanks for alerting me of this. I got the pleasure of seeing the dying asian anime mermaid, with her tail ripped off being held by another naked asian anime mermaid. WTF?
thank god it wasn't just me. :icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

every time earl starts talks, i want to cuddle with CL..

ooooooooooooooooooo I never liked Earl on the show before, but please talk more Earl...:icon_mrgr

[KNUCKLEUP]

ESD is a lying catty bitch.

fixed again.

[Arch Stanton]

Did the money grubbing bitch sue the police department?

I heard she was paparazzi when she got clipped. Any one confirm this?

[crippledalbino]

every time earl starts talking about obama, i want to slit my fucking wrists.

Do you remember who started that gimmick, when Earl first started talking about Obama?
http://www.katapi.org.uk/images/Passion/Nailed300w.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

gotta love all these "male enhancement" commercials on 202...

the bigwigs down at corporate really don't think highly of our humble little listener base, do they :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

I'm gonna take a wild guess that Dave's Ex-British Girlfriend is still British.

Hmmm. I wonder

[Arch Stanton]

thanks for alerting me of this. I got the pleasure of seeing the dying asian anime mermaid, with her tail ripped off being held by another naked asian anime mermaid. WTF?

Bet that got deposited in your spank bank

[Ted the Poster]

gotta love all these "male enhancement" commercials on 202...

the bigwigs down at corporate really don't think highly of our humble little listener base, do they :action-sm

I feel like every ad on 202 that isn't for a terrible XM show is some kind of scam.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

gotta love all these "male enhancement" commercials on 202...

the bigwigs down at corporate really don't think highly of our humble little listener base, do they :action-smhey, who doesn't want to be able to launch viscousy ropes of cum from a significantly larger and thicker penis?

Bet that got deposited in your spank bank

** right click, save as **

[stillbornstew]

JOY DIVISION!!!!!!!!:clap::clap::clap:

[alclark]

btw...in Knuckle's NSFW quote of me, the original website keeps redirecting to crazy pictures...it's different on every reload!

All I got was a cartoon Hugh Hefner and a guy lighting his pubes on fire.

[MilkmanDan]

Shutdown all of Brooklyn, The Whatley Posse does not approve !

[Mobo]

[Charles Manson] Yaaaaaaaawn. [/Charles Manson]

[Arch Stanton]

Whew. Do it for kiesha....do it for kiesha

[Mobo]

I bet that shirt says MafiaLife.com on it somewhere.

[crippledalbino]

[Charles Manson] Yaaaaaaaawn. [/Charles Manson]

Lutherans, go ahead and stay home.</Luthor Vandross>

[Mobo]

Fez loves Dexy's! He always orders the "Dexy's Midnight Hummer".

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Whatley Posse activation vs. Tommy Z > Dicksiez

[Dr. Hoffman]

Whew. Do it for kiesha....do it for kiesha

Is that like Kashi's competitor or something?

[TonyBagels]

gotta love all these "male enhancement" commercials on 202...

the bigwigs down at corporate really don't think highly of our humble little listener base, do they :action-sm

Well if Bigelow Tea pulls their ad from Imus for a movie reference gone awry, who the hell would place ads on The Virus

oh wait, tell 'em Harry

[Ted the Poster]

hey, who doesn't want to be able to launch viscousy ropes of cum from a significantly larger and thicker penis?



** right click, save as **
Thicker ropes always sound better in theory than they end up being in actual practice; and they're damned near impossible to tie into any kind of knot that will stay.
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3321703.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=86F19F6C94FCC84FF650059AB79A5198A55A1E4F32AD3138

[Chester'sLiver]

so the bar is going to get 56 ramone e-mails and 900 cock pics...that should help...

[Mobo]

sorry, but "Save yourselves." was funny.

[TonyBagels]

Bet that got deposited in your spank bank

Really, it was the blood and the spine that did it for me

[crippledalbino]

Is that like Kashi's competitor or something?

http://www.brinkleywoods.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/muesli2.jpg

[TonyBagels]

Loved the Elian clips from Robot Chicken

[Ted the Poster]

Well if Bigelow Tea pulls their ad from Imus for a movie reference gone awry, who the hell would place ads on The Virus

oh wait, tell 'em Harry

Adameve.com. Call now for a fee gift sooooo sensuous, they can't mention it on the radio!

[TonyBagels]

JOY DIVISION!!!!!!!!:clap::clap::clap:

Miss YourAmishDaddy

[silentbob8201]

Hot Dogs and Popcorn? what year is this Walmart Zman is going on about?

[Arch Stanton]

Worst bet ever.

[stillbornstew]

Miss YourAmishDaddy
he was bessssssssst

[TonyBagels]

if a plane gets hit by lightning it shouldn't hurt the people, but it very much might fuck up the delicate electronics

[Arch Stanton]

So fuckin' stoopid!!!

[Ted the Poster]

The key was tied to the string, held by Franklin, who is standing on the ground. The goddamned key wasn't just fucking floating.

[Mobo]

What if you have fillings?

[Arch Stanton]

if a plane gets hit by lightning it shouldn't hurt the people, but it very much might fuck up the delicate passengers

Like when you are on the plane

[TonyBagels]

Is that like Kashi's competitor or something?

she's a fan from a way back. She moved back to NYC over a year ago, I believe. She was on the warm up test shows that weren't aired until two years after the Buddays were on XM

[crippledalbino]

http://home.comcast.net/~madmonk13/confusion/images/metallica.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

So fuckin' stoopid!!!

The key was tied to the string, held by Franklin, who is standing on the ground. The goddamned key wasn't just fucking floating.

He talks just to hear things coming out of the hole in his head.

[Mobo]

Here's the Ben Franklin story. Take a moment and watch it....funniest goddamn thing on the internet.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eff3fba0d/a

[crippledalbino]

Like when you are on the plane

No, but then you just have to worry only about snakes.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I bet that shirt says MafiaLife.com on it somewhere.

http://www.pro-rock.com/multimedia/pix/site/foundrymusic_T.jpg ?

hey, who doesn't want to be able to launch viscousy ropes of cum from a significantly larger and thicker penis?

hahahahaha ew

I feel like every ad on 202 that isn't for a terrible XM show is some kind of scam.

x2

[Arch Stanton]

she's a fan from a way back. She moved back to NYC over a year ago, I believe. She was on the warm up test shows that weren't aired until two years after the Buddays were on XM

Forget Aristotle and fuck Socrates, here comes Professor Anthony

[TonyBagels]

The key was tied to the string, held by Franklin, who is standing on the ground. The goddamned key wasn't just fucking floating.

think about who was talking about it

[TonyBagels]

Like when you are on the plane

You fuck, I went back and double checked what I typed because I thought I fucked up

[Dr. Hoffman]

What if you have fillings?

You are dead.

[Arch Stanton]

No, but then you just have to worry only about snakes.

He's a cold hearted snake....uh oh uh

[TonyBagels]

He talks just to hear things coming out of the hole in his