Ron and Fez Listening thread 2/26/2008 - Face Trombone!

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

[Mobo]

aw shit.....I don't want you to look like a lonely douche......hello!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ok...I realize I wasn't there on Saturday, but what is this whole Face Trombone thing?

Oh, and hiya buddays! :action-sm

[Goober]

hiya buddies

[CM Mark]

Ok...I realize I wasn't there on Saturday, but what is this whole Face Trombone thing?

Oh, and hiya buddays! :action-sm

I was there. It had nothing to do with Saturday night.


Oh, and morning buddays

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

We're Back!

[crippledalbino]

Ok...I realize I wasn't there on Saturday, but what is this whole Face Trombone thing?

Oh, and hiya buddays! :action-sm

It's like yelling "Face!"
...but elongating your hand beyond your face in the trombone fashion. Get it?
Heh.

East Side Dave in studio doing this weird face trombone movement that was only good for the couple of us who could actually see it, but I think it's just about the funniest/stupidest thing ever.

[Chester'sLiver]

That and the Face BOMB!

Ron: "Hold on, you were just Face BOMBED...."

[Dr. Hoffman]

I was there. It had nothing to do with Saturday night.


Oh, and morning buddays

So what is it from and what does it mean?

[Mobo]

So what is it from and what does it mean?

It's an ESD thing, it doesn't mean anything and it's from the depths of his stupidity.

[Friday]

So what is it from and what does it mean?

much like the kooky ESD himself..... it just IS and really means nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's just funny!

I <3 Face Tromboning

[Chester'sLiver]

It's an ESD thing, it doesn't mean anything and it's from the depths of his stupidity.

and it was friggin hilarious..

[crippledalbino]

It's an ESD thing, it doesn't mean anything and it's from the depths of his stupidity.

Ooh, sounds like Mr. Stranded-in-Texas is a little gwumpy-wumpy...

[Goober]

I <3 rusty Tromboning

nice!:action-sm

[CM Mark]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.

[Goober]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.

Shhhhhh! you will ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuin it!

[Dr. Hoffman]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.

And Bryan has told me the exact same. I just am not a fan of him on the show with all the mic time.

[Mobo]

Ooh, sounds like Mr. Stranded-in-Texas is a little gwumpy-wumpy...

Can you blame me? If it wasn't for photoshop, I'd never get to visit New York.

[crippledalbino]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.
Yup.
I turned the corner on him too, both from the show and that night. Sorry, Wackbag.
Can you blame me? If it wasn't for photoshop, I'd never get to visit New York.

No, I really can't.
Don't worry, I'm sure one day all of these cool New York People will converge in Planes, Tranes, and John Candy films on Dallas for the BigAssBabyGapFuck Bash!

[krisko]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.

x2

[DonTheTrucker]

I have to admit something. After friday night, I now am a fan of ESD. He really is a nice guy in person. I still don't like when he overshadows Fezzie, but he really is a cool and nice guy.

Oh no!!!!1!!1!1!!! Someone else who likes Dave! What are we to do?

Now if we could just get some of these other haters to actually meet the guy maybe they'd realize that he's just a guy trying to do his job and not some evil irish retard trying to steal Fezzie's job.

[Mobo]

Don't worry, I'm sure one day all of these cool New York People will converge in Planes, Tranes, and John Candy films on Dallas for the BigAssBabyGapFuck Bash!

YAAAAY! Even better! Everyone come to me!!!!

[crippledalbino]

YAAAAY! Even better! Everyone come to me!!!!

Absolutely.
You're the one moving into the big new house, right? Can we stay with you?

[krisko]

Oh no!!!!1!!1!1!!! Someone else who likes Dave! What are we to do?

Now if we could just get some of these other haters to actually meet the guy maybe they'd realize that he's just a guy trying to do his job and not some evil irish retard trying to steal Fezzie's job.

don't go too far there fella, we still think he's retarded, we just like him despite it :action-sm

[Mobo]

Absolutely.
You're the one moving into the big new house, right? Can we stay with you?

You bet! I bet CC would loooove that! Jr., on the other hand, would probably love to see that there are people like his daddy out there.

don't go too far there fella, we still think he's retarded, we just like him despite it :action-sm

we call it the "Don the Trucker" axiom.

[Dr. Hoffman]

These Canadian PSA's they're playing should be put on Laugh Factory.

[crippledalbino]

You bet! I bet CC would loooove that! Jr., on the other hand, would probably love to see that there are people like his daddy out there.



we call it the "Don the Trucker" axiom.

Absolutely.
My Safety Dance partner a Big AAAaaaaaaa can sleep in Mobo Jr's room, and I'll just snuggle up between you and CC on your luxurious bed.

[nolajersey]

YAAAAY! Even better! Everyone come to me!!!!
I liked Dallas. I'll be going back there again in October if I don't quit before then.

[Ted the Poster]

Now if we could just get some of these other haters to actually meet the guy maybe they'd realize that he's just a guy trying to do his job and not some evil irish retard trying to steal Fezzie's job.

"Likable and charming in a bar" does not mean "Entertaining on the radio."
I don't feel that I should have to travel to New York City and spend $500 on 9 beers to feel all warm and fuzzy about an annoying distraction.

[CM Mark]

"Likable and charming in a bar" does not mean "Entertaining on the radio."
I don't feel that I should have to travel to New York City and spend $500 on 9 beers to feel all warm and fuzzy about an annoying distraction.

Stig, I was pretty sober when I talked to him. I still say that he is a good man.

[Mobo]

Absolutely.
My Safety Dance partner a Big AAAaaaaaaa can sleep in Mobo Jr's room, and I'll just snuggle up between you and CC on your luxurious bed.

Contemplating baby ****-a big A!

I liked Dallas. I'll be going back there again in October if I don't quit before then.

now, there's somebody that can stay at my place!

[mikek]

John Lennon retrospective on XM40.

[mikek]

I <3 Face Tromboning


hot

[CM Mark]

John Lennon retrospective on XM40.

D'yer Ma'ker on 59

[Mobo]

"Likable and charming in a bar" does not mean "Entertaining on the radio."
I don't feel that I should have to travel to New York City and spend $500 on 9 beers to feel all warm and fuzzy about an annoying distraction.

Now that's a surprise! I guess I can understand some people meeting him in person changing their opinion on ESD, but to get Stig to give the guy a chance.....that's quite a feat....wait...ok, no, I read it wrong. He still hates him.

[Friday]

I don't feel that I should have to travel to New York City and spend $500 on 9 beers to feel all warm and fuzzy about an annoying distraction.

Well I feel that you should.

So there. :p

By the way... I do love that annoying distraction. He has been making me laugh at him since '01.

[mikek]

You're the one moving into the big house, right?

http://prisonministry.com/newsimages/prison-Ferguson-Tiers.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

"Likable and charming in a bar" does not mean "Entertaining on the radio."


Think that sums it up pretty well.

[Mobo]

http://prisonministry.com/newsimages/prison-Ferguson-Tiers.jpg

ooooooh! I wanna be the crippled narrator!

[Ted the Poster]

Stig, I was pretty sober when I talked to him. I still say that he is a good man.

Well I feel that you should.

So there. :p

By the way... I do love that annoying distraction. He has been making me laugh at him since '01.

Liking him on the radio because he's your special pal is just like putting a medal on a retard because he tripped over the hurdles the fastest.

[Chester'sLiver]

"Likable and charming in a bar" does not mean "Entertaining on the radio."
I don't feel that I should have to travel to New York City and spend $500 on 9 beers to feel all warm and fuzzy about an annoying distraction.

no one said you have to...ESD doesn't even say you have to..He completely understands that people don't like him..I told him again on Friday when he is on too much I don't like him sometimes, but when he breaks in every so often he has made me laugh.. Fez has been on fire lately and when Fez and Ron are riffing ESD does know to sit back for the most part...I watched him sit back on Friday.. but again not everyone has to like him. I enjoy ESD on air and off air he is a really nice guy and just as dumb..

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://ellistrations.com/musiciansblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/soldier.jpg


:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[mikek]

no one said you have to...ESD doesn't even say you have to..He completely understands that people don't like him..I told him again on Friday when he is on too much I don't like him sometimes, but when he breaks in every so often he has made me laugh.. Fez has been on fire lately and when Fez and Ron are riffing ESD does know to sit back for the most part...I watched him sit back on Friday.. but again not everyone has to like him. I enjoy ESD on air and off air he is a really nice guy and just as dumb..

yeah, well... you're a poopyhead.



(dunno where that came from; just popped in there)

[crippledalbino]

http://ellistrations.com/musiciansblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/soldier.jpg


:action-sm

Oooh... nice trombone pic!
G'd afternoon...

[Deadbent]

awww yeah.



Deep in the juju buddays.

[Mobo]

This Esd Argument Is Going To Tear This Board Apart! I Can't Stand It Anymore! I'm Going To Lunch!

edit: I wanted that in all caps dammit!

[Chester'sLiver]

so this is United States of Whatever in a different language?

[Wilmington WOW]

movie?
a lil help?

[KNUCKLEUP]

These Canadian PSA's they're playing should be put on Laugh Factory.

i hope you mean that those awful things happening in the psa's happen to the douchebag on the laugh attack commercials.

[Wilmington WOW]

so this is United States of Whatever in a different language?

was thinking the same thing

so I'm there in my leather...

[Friday]

Liking him on the radio because he's your special pal is just like putting a medal on a retard because he tripped over the hurdles the fastest.

i guess i should be giving you this then.... retard :action-sm

http://www.markfineart.com/Pig%20Race%20Series/Gold%20Medal.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

My last comment on the matter:

Liking Dave in person may not be the same as liking him on the radio. But that goes both ways. Hating him on the radio doesn't mean you wish him and his family death or horrible fortunes in real life. Some of you guys take it WAY too far.

[Arch Stanton]

Wine tasting? Nice

[mikek]

Wine tasting? Nice

Ronnie B drinking? "whaa"

[Dr. Hoffman]

i hope you mean that those awful things happening in the psa's happen to the douchebag on the laugh attack commercials.

Nah...the one's O&A were just playing during worst of.

[crippledalbino]

My last comment on the matter:

Liking Dave in person may not be the same as liking him on the radio. But that goes both ways. Hating him on the radio doesn't mean you wish him and his family death or horrible fortunes in real life. Some of you guys take it WAY too far.

And that's the bottom line...
...because Don... TheTrucker.... Said so!!!

[Goober]

MLC would have given the party 5 canolis.

[krisko]

awww yeah.



Deep in the juju buddays.

so you're willing to fuck one but you don't want them taking over the banks?


homonym hilarity :jump

[Wilmington WOW]

Liking him on the radio because he's your special pal is just like putting a medal on a retard because he tripped over the hurdles the fastest.

I am sure he is a swell guy
Now I am glad I havn't met him
I dont want my feelings for the show to be co-opted by meeting him

I kinda of draw a line in the sand
the show performers are over there to perform and entertain me
I'm on the on the other side to be in the audience
I have no desire to become apart of the show
this way I can be objective and not try to be his buddy

[Ted the Poster]

i guess i should be giving you this then.... retard :action-sm

http://www.markfineart.com/Pig%20Race%20Series/Gold%20Medal.jpg

Thanks, sweetie! I got you something, too. :action-sm
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50161374/Lawn_Mower__SE_BC01_.jpg

[Goober]

Thanks, sweetie! I got you something, too. :action-sm
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50161374/Lawn_Mower__SE_BC01_.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Ted the Poster]

I am sure he is a swell guy
Now I am glad I havn't met him
I dont want my feelings for the show to be co-opted by meeting him

I kinda of draw a line in the sand
the show performers are over there to perform and entertain me
I'm on the on the other side to be in the audience
I have no desire to become apart of the show
this way I can be objective and not try to be his buddy

Exactly. Parents love their retarded kids, but they still drool and kill bunnies. Ironically, they're actually funny.:rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

I think we know a lass that would marry him...

[mikek]

homonym hilarity

http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~bites/ponch-homo.gif
oh, wait... :icon_eek:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Thanks, sweetie! I got you something, too. :action-sm
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50161374/Lawn_Mower__SE_BC01_.jpg

Wow...is that a Toro?

[MilkmanDan]

Manilla Ali.

That's it, I'm turned to his side.

[mikek]

Wow...is that a Toro?

http://www.danheller.com/images/Europe/France/Provence/Bullfight/bullfight06-big.jpg

[Goober]

I have a feeling that ESD's child will be screwed up with out extra effort.

[Ted the Poster]

Wow...is that a Toro?

No. It's a Google. That's where I got it.

Fun fact: Toro is Spanish for Bull. Isn't that fun?

[Wilmington WOW]

Wow...is that a Toro?

love me a briggs and stratton engine


Tecumsuh's are for pussys

[mikek]

Fun fact: Toro is Spanish for Bull. Isn't that fun?

no

[Dr. Hoffman]

Eggs are made out of people?

http://www.girlsgunsandghouls.com/soylentgreen.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Nah...the one's O&A were just playing during worst of.

hahahaha, no i meant because the laugh attack commercial are so horrendous that i wish horrible misfortune on the announcer in real life.

*dusts off hands* :icon_cool

[TheTruth]

Lilly period talk = Hot

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly peroid talk = Hot

I have a sneaking suspicion that Lilly is a monster during "that time".

[MilkmanDan]

Lilly peroid talk = Hot

Scratching pennies and sniffing them as we speak

[crippledalbino]

Lilly peroid talk = Hot

Is that another word for bladderstones?

"Oh, doc, it's killin' me... I've got Peeroids..." And until you pass them, you're all backed up...

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't get Ron's reasoning. Pro life people can't be funny?

[TheTruth]

Earl is pro-life but he is for abortion

[krisko]

ok suckers i'm going to go to school and things :(

[KNUCKLEUP]

Scratching pennies and sniffing them as we speak

ew...

[Flea_Man]

ok suckers i'm going to go to school and things :(

omg don't leave I just got here

[Wilmington WOW]

this is Earl's brain after fucking up the show again

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/843/35070986.JPG

[Steam]

omg don't leave I just got here

That's why she was leaving. She could sense you.

[Goober]

Earl is pro-life but he is for abortion

He is only for aborting white babies.

[Flea_Man]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Earl Hears A Ho

[krisko]

I don't get Ron's reasoning. Pro life people can't be funny?

<----------- pro-life




(yes yes, please quote this and say...."teehee, ron's point has been proven right, you're not funny hahahahahaahahahhaahah")

ok bye ;p

[DonTheTrucker]

lol "help me Earl, I'm a person"

[Friday]

ok suckers i'm going to go to school and things :(

bye!

btw... did you see the pics of us singing together on saturday night?

we are a couple of silly freaks!

[Dr. Hoffman]

McCain is pro-life Earl he just isn't going to go after Roe v. Wade like the Christian Conservatives.

[mikek]

A person is a person, no matter how small.
http://www.tncyberwalker.zoomshare.com/files/Movie_Stuff/Horton_Hears_a_Who_.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

<----------- pro-life

So if I knock you up you'll keep it?

Cool.

[DonTheTrucker]

McCain is pro-life Earl he just isn't going to go after Roe v. Wade like the Christian Conservatives.

Or people who believe in the constitution and judicial restraint.

[Friday]

NEW Peas hode!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[KNUCKLEUP]

"i'm sawwy, bortion doctaw can't come to teh phone wight now, peaz hode!"

[mikek]

So if I knock you up you'll keep it?

hot

[crippledalbino]

A person is a person, no matter how small.


Except fuckin' midgets and Canadians, hate those guys.

[Goober]

I am pro-choice, but I have all my bases covered just encase.

http://www.commercialvacuum.com/s1361.jpg

[krisko]

bye!

btw... did you see the pics of us singing together on saturday night?

we are a couple of silly freaks!
yes hahahaah, they're silly and i like them :D
So if I knock you up you'll keep it?

Cool.

there are always extenuating circusmstances :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

NEW Peas hode!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

peas hode

[mikek]

Except fuckin' midgets and Canadians, hate those guys.

You know why? They're fucking filthy.


lingerpdfo2390-9r.,.,w4frfk!

[Ted the Poster]

I don't get Ron's reasoning. Pro life people can't be funny?

People who hold different opinions from Ron's are rubes and hayseeds. Or so I'm told.

This is your baby after an abortion. Delicious!

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/843/35070986.JPG

Fixed! :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

there are always extenuating circusmstances :action-sm

Are you kidding? Our kids would be sooo cute! They'd come out with cool little glasses on and everything!

[mikek]

peas hode

http://kuras.us/images/peas.jpg
http://kuras.us/images/hos.jpgD
http://kuras.us/images.peas.jpg

[crippledalbino]

People who hold different opinions from Ron's are rubes and hayseeds. Or so I'm told.



Fixed! :action-sm

This is true.
We're open minded as long as your opinion is voiced in a funny way on a national radio show, otherwise you're just a tool.

[Wilmington WOW]

yeah , if you are pro life

no abortion for **** and incest victims

the baby is a baby no matter how they were conceived
you're thinking of the mother not the child

[Dr. Hoffman]

Fuck yeah Krisko Friday and seein...the Red Wings got McCarty back. The Grind Line is back!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://kuras.us/images/peas.jpg
http://kuras.us/images/hos.jpgD
http://kuras.us/images.peas.jpg

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

still funny

[crippledalbino]

http://kuras.us/images/hos.jpgD


I would not like to try their Asian Salad, thank you.

[Goober]

I am not really pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. It should not be a choice.

[Friday]

Fuck yeah Krisko Friday and seein...the Red Wings got McCarty back. The Grind Line is back!!!

oooh this is good news, indeedy! <3 McCarty.....

someday i will make it to The Joe for a game...

[Wilmington WOW]

I would not like to try their Asian Salad, thank you.

I think those ladies would like to toss your salad

[Dr. Hoffman]

I am not really pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. It should not be a choice.

Are you for extreme late term abortions in cases like Earl?

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly, Lilly, Lilly.....

what are we to do with this girl, she's not a good egg.

[mikek]

I think those ladies would like to toss your salad




try the veal!

[mikek]

Lilly, Lilly, Lilly.....

what are we to do with this girl, she's not a good egg.


marry her.

[Goober]

ESD ---->http://www.gilesorr.com/nucleusblog/media/1/20051020-RonaldMcDonaldThai.jpg

[Goober]

Are you for extreme late term abortions in cases like Earl?

Absolutely.

[DonTheTrucker]

marry her.

No thanks, I already married one girl that wouldn't do anything during "that time". It sucked.

[TheTruth]

Since Earl last said he doesn't like eating pussy he hasn't gotten any, so how could he learn to like it

[Dr. Hoffman]

No thanks, I already married one girl that wouldn't do anything during "that time". It sucked.

I'd never eat a chick out but my wife doesn't mind having sex while she's ragging. She thinks it makes it feel better for her anyways.

[Haeder]

I wonder if Earl even knows when he's lying anymore?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hahahaha that caller ruled

[Goober]

Earl won't each the coochie unless it's fried.

:action-sm

[Save My Up's Dick]

peas hode
Love it. Can't get it out of my head.

[mikek]

I'd never eat a chick out but my wife doesn't mind having sex while she's ragging. She thinks it makes it feel better for her anyways.

That's why god invented showers. :D

[Dr. Hoffman]

I wonder if Earl even knows when he's lying anymore?

I think Earl think that EVERYTHING that comes out of his mouth is the truth. I honestly believe the guy really believes he is voting for Obama for other than racial motives; fact is though he doesn't realize it and he really is.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'd never eat a chick out but my wife doesn't mind having sex while she's ragging. She thinks it makes it feel better for her anyways.

Supposedly orgasms are good for cramps.

[crippledalbino]

You kidding? I'm a big babe magnet when I flash my Toyota Yaris keychain...

"Hey, babe... I get forty miles to the gallon, wanna fuck?"

[Haeder]

Supposedly orgasms are good for cramps.

When I have an orgasm, I find myself not caring about my wife's cramps.

[crippledalbino]

Love it. Can't get it out of my head.
It's the new Mighty Horse and I need that song on my .MP3 player TODAY.
That's why god invented showers. :D

True. A rinse can do wonders for spontenaity...

[Friday]

No thanks, I already married one girl that wouldn't do anything during "that time". It sucked.

I was engaged to a guy who wouldn't do anything during "that time" too.
Silly goose... I have since moved on and learned that most men are cool about it. Plus, usually it's a super sensitive time body-wise AND it's a great treatment for cramps! w00t!

[Goober]

You kidding? I'm a big babe magnet when I flash my Toyota Yaris keychain...

"Hey, babe... I get forty miles to the gallon, wanna fuck?"

I just have a shirt that says "Blow Me, I drive a Acura":action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

No thanks, I already married one girl that wouldn't do anything during "that time". It sucked.

:(

I'd never eat a chick out but my wife doesn't mind having sex while she's ragging. She thinks it makes it feel better for her anyways.

some girls get hornier during their periods.

<---------

aww, hormones... inn't that sweet

[DonTheTrucker]

No no no Lilly, you NEVER tell a girl you have feelings for her unless you at leat THINK she has feelings for you.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I was engaged to a guy who wouldn't do anything during "that time" too.
Silly goose... I have since moved on and learned that most men are cool about it. Plus, usually it's a super sensitive time body-wise AND it's a great treatment for cramps! w00t!

<----- enjoys having sex with a chick on the rag.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Supposedly orgasms are good for cramps.

when are orgasms a bad thing?? :action-sm

[Goober]

some girls get hornier during their periods.

aww, hormones... inn't that sweet

Do you think Fez gets hornier on his period?

[Chester'sLiver]

when are orgasms a bad thing?? :action-sm

When they are brought up as evidence...

[MilkmanDan]

No no no Lilly, you NEVER tell a girl you have feelings for her unless you at leat THINK she has feelings for you.

Actually just never tell them, they'll like you more, maybe toss it out there every 6 months.
"I Really like you..." PEAZ HOLD

[DonTheTrucker]

How about a guy who is both?

[Chester'sLiver]

love the Lilly talking about sex segment...Lilly rules...

[KNUCKLEUP]

hm, sometimes i get chatty, but i don't really like it when a guy is too much.

[crippledalbino]

How about a guy who is both?

I think that guys like Bi Chicks more than a chick would like a Bi Guy. Sorry, man.

[Dr. Hoffman]

love the Lilly talking about sex segment...Lilly rules...

Indeed.

[DonTheTrucker]

I always felt kinda weird with the talking....

and this caller is LYING. I bet he is a 30 second man.

[demonseed]

If the guy goes to long and she dries up, just use some more lube, or spit.

[Chester'sLiver]

hm, sometimes i get chatty, but i don't really like it when a guy is too much.

Love when the girl talks...I do not really talk during...

[MilkmanDan]

Isnt the Earl / Fez bet about due ?

[DonTheTrucker]

I think that guys like Bi Chicks more than a chick would like a Bi Guy. Sorry, man.

Actually I didn't complete my thought. I was gonna say "how a bout a guy who is good at both, but is a complete mess in every other aspect of life"

[crippledalbino]

I always felt kinda weird with the talking....

and this caller is LYING. I bet he is a 30 second man.

Is this true, Don? You just don't think that there's anyone out there that can match your twelve second benchmark?

[crippledalbino]

Actually I didn't complete my thought. I was gonna say "how a bout a guy who is good at both, but is a complete mess in every other aspect of life"

Yeah, but the Bi joke works better with the other thing, so thanks for the softball setup.
Get it? Softball? Orgasm humor?
I've got a million of 'em.

[TheTruth]

This should be a weekly bit, "Sex talk with Lilly"

[crippledalbino]

Isnt the Earl / Fez bet about due ?

No, it's not until like May or something...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Love when the girl talks...I do not really talk during...

I like a screamer. The wife isn't one which is no big deal. But a did have a screamer once and that really was a turn on.

[crippledalbino]

I like a screamer. The wife isn't one which is no big deal. But a did have a screamer once and that really was a turn on.

Not my thing, but go crazy.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/50/Munch_The_Scream_lithography.png

[KNUCKLEUP]

<--------- likes it in the morning

[Deadbent]

Morning Sex rules.



All day sex rules, too. But Morning was the topic.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Isnt the Earl / Fez bet about due ?

No, it's not until like May or something...
I think it's June.

[DonTheTrucker]

Is this true, Don? You just don't think that there's anyone out there that can match your twelve second benchmark?

Never had that problem. I have references, thank you very much. :action-sm

[Goober]

I like a screamer. The wife isn't one which is no big deal. But a did have a screamer once and that really was a turn on.

I am not a big fan of screamers. I usually gag them, just in case they wake up and start yelling ****.:action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Spy report, spy report;

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized, being treated by an infection specialist. (whatever the fuck that means)

[demonseed]

Love morning sex.

[Friday]

I love morning sex. Don't care a snit about morning breath. Waking up to a hard bedfellow is the bestest.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Love morning sex.

X5 or 6. Which ever number in line I am.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://storage.vexade.com/000023/vexade.com_000023-01_dolphins-birth-in-rimini-aquarium-italy.jpg

[TheTruth]

I've been on a middle of the night kick for some reason lately, just wakin up at 2 in the morning ready to go

[Hidden_Rage]

Love morning sex.

nothing beats kicking off the day fucking

[mikek]

I love morning sex. Don't care a snit about morning breath. Waking up to a hard bedfellow is the bestest.

Which is why you're a Good Egg, Friday. ;)

[crippledalbino]

Never had that problem. I have references, thank you very much. :action-sm

Is that part of your morning ritual? "Hey, baby, can you sign this affidavit just acknowledging that I went into the third minute today?"

[Chester'sLiver]

Shell Binks looked fantastic on Friday..

[KNUCKLEUP]

I've been on a middle of the night kick for some reason lately, just wakin up at 2 in the morning ready to go

x2! we'll both just wake up randomly at like 4am and just go at it. weird!

[crippledalbino]

The great thing about morning sex is that for the rest of the day, there's a psychological advantage that you have around everyone you see that day. People on the street, people on your job, you can look at them and say "I've had a more recent orgasm than you!"

And then you loff and loff and loff.

[DonTheTrucker]

I've been on a middle of the night kick for some reason lately, just wakin up at 2 in the morning ready to go

Same here. The problem is, I wake up alone. :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

The real question is where does Lilly take the load when he pulls out?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wtf random banner ad:

http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/251/47/47251/hn_5763_set56_Miley_728X90.gif

[crippledalbino]

The real question is where does Lilly take the load when he pulls out?

Mmm... Which Mosque do you go to when you can't make it to Mecca? Good question. Call in with that.

[Chester'sLiver]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wtf random banner ad:

http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/251/47/47251/hn_5763_set56_Miley_728X90.gif

I just want to find out who has a crust on me..

[crippledalbino]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wtf random banner ad:

http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/251/47/47251/hn_5763_set56_Miley_728X90.gif

Oooh, I'm gonna find out who has a crush on me? Niiiiice.
Love Banner Ads.

[MilkmanDan]

The great thing about morning sex is that for the rest of the day, there's a psychological advantage that you have around everyone you see that day. People on the street, people on your job, you can look at them and say "I've had a more recent orgasm than you!"

And then you loff and loff and loff.

There actually is something to it psychologically. My Toronto girly was into that daily, just a quickie then her off to work. I'd just kinda stroll around smug the rest of the day. It should be mandatory now that I think about it

[DonTheTrucker]

To get the girl to shave you just tell her it makes things feel better for her.

[crippledalbino]

There actually is something to it psychologically. My Toronto girly was into that daily, just a quickie then her off to work. I'd just kinda stroll around smug the rest of the day. It should be mandatory now that I think about it

Absolutely. All those endorphins released and you can just be all superior to anyone you meet.
MMmm.
Mandatory, times two.

[DonTheTrucker]

Absolutely. All those endorphins released and you can just be all superior to anyone you meet.
.

That and the smell of morning sex at 2pm is a nice reminder. Never take a shower afterward. :D

[DonTheTrucker]

Why doesn't Lilly just say "looks and money" and get it over with?

[KNUCKLEUP]

Oooh, I'm gonna find out who has a crush on me? Niiiiice.
Love Banner Ads.

she's 15, i just thought it was creepy

[Dr. Hoffman]

If eating shit = outgoingness then consider me Helen Kellar.

[Dr. Hoffman]

she's 15, i just thought it was creepy

Creepy for you...hot for Goober.

[TheTruth]

she's 15, i just thought it was creepy

15 is legal somewhere

[silentbob8201]

Spy report, spy report;

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized, being treated by an infection specialist. (whatever the fuck that means)

She might be the ugliest "super model" of the past 15 years.

[crippledalbino]

If eating shit = outgoingness then consider me Helen Kellar.

Yeah, but she could light it up on the disco dance floor from time to time, so there's that.
Even if her name was spelled correctly. (Keller, not a big deal)

[DonTheTrucker]

Threesomes destroy relationships. If you're gonna do that thing you gotta do it with a "fuck buddy" or random hookup.

[Goober]

Creepy for you...hot for Goober.

I don't deal with anyone under 25.

[crippledalbino]

Yes.
I can attest.
There are chicks who do not like the porn.

[SOS]

Thanks for those who responded, if you haven't gotten a Private Message by me, Private Message me.

Please do not mention it.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't deal with anyone over 25 hours old.

Ok...that's just fucking creepy there.

[DonTheTrucker]

You want your girl to get into porn? Make one with her.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Thanks for those who responded, if you haven't gotten a Private Message by me, Private Message me.

:haha7:

[DonTheTrucker]

I've had sex with r&f on more times than i can count :P

[crippledalbino]

Heh.
Ron and Fez going in the background? ESD Ass hot sauce could kill the mood...

[mikek]

I've had sex with r&f more times than i can count :P

fixed

http://score.annistonstar.com/system/files?file=images/0328brogan.jpg

[SOS]

I wonder what would happen if Bronx Johnny and Lilly exchanged Hollywood gossip and Sextravaganza.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I've had sex with r&f more times than i can count :P

You're gay?

[crippledalbino]

I've had sex with r&f more times than i can count :P

Imagination Gay Three ways don't count, sir.

[crippledalbino]

I wonder what would happen if Bronx Johnny and Lilly exchanged Hollywood gossip and Sextravaganza.

Mmmm.
There would be worse segments...

[Goober]

I love young boy cock.

Ewwww

[MilkmanDan]

Mike the Caller... You're gay. You should never LIKE a M/M/F threesome

[Hidden_Rage]

Mike the Caller... You're gay. You should never LIKE a M/M/F threesome

Sounds like you talk from experience :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

ANything with another guy within 10 feet and no wall between you is gay.

[crippledalbino]

Mike the Caller... You're gay. You should never LIKE a M/M/F threesome

No, you should LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!!!!

Wait, what?

[Danesy]

just checkin' in .... and the first thing I hear is Dave pisses the bed now???

No wonder I hate this show now. :( Thank you Dave.

[MilkmanDan]

Dave your kidneys are failing if you're still pissing in bed.

[Chester'sLiver]

ha are you in the wrong thread now..The ESD tide has turned in here...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ewwww

"whaa"

[DonTheTrucker]

Paltalk to meet girls? Yuck.

[Chester'sLiver]

Paltalk to meet girls? Yuck.

it has worked for some...not me but some...

[DonTheTrucker]

it has worked for some...not me but some...

I don't feel like competing with 300 guys for the attention of 3 or 4 girls. I'll take my chances in the real world. Or Wackbag. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't feel like competing with 300 guys for the attention of 3 or 4 girls. I'll take my chances in the real world. Or Wackbag. :action-sm

same problem there brother...:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

same problem there brother...:action-sm

Worked for me at one time. Check the sig. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

why is Julie whispering?

[DonTheTrucker]

Does Julie sound like she's trying to talk on the phone while a kidnapper is in the next room?

[crippledalbino]

Competing with 300 guys for the attention of 3 or 4 girls = Wackbag. :action-sm

Shortened for accuracy

[mikek]

I don't feel like competing with 300 guys for the attention of 3 or 4 girls. I'll take my chances in the real world. Or Wackbag.


I hear Krisko puts out.



:icon_wink

[SOS]

When is the deadline for Black Earl/Fez's Bet?

[Dr. Hoffman]

When is the deadline for Black Earl/Fez's Bet?

Which one was that again?

[Hidden_Rage]

Does Julie sound like she's trying to talk on the phone while a kidnapper is in the next room?

:haha7:


why is Julie whispering?

I thought that was normal for her..

[mikek]

When is the deadline for Black Earl/Fez's Bet?

01June.

[DonTheTrucker]

Shortened for accuracy

Yeah thats why I gave up on the competition after I won the first time. :icon_mrgr

[mikek]

Which one was that again?

I think the loser has to get a tattoo.

[KNUCKLEUP]

wtf song is this??

[crippledalbino]

Yeah thats why I gave up on the competition after I won the first time. :icon_mrgr

Nice, man.
Good for you for giving up after having sex that one time eighteen months ago.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I think the loser has to get a tattoo.

i think the loser has to fuck the other o_O?

[Mobo]

I think the loser has to get a tattoo.

Wasn't it a head shaving?

[MilkmanDan]

wtf song is this??

The one all the Dave supporters cant stop dancing to )

[Hidden_Rage]

Wasn't it a head shaving?

I believe it's for more Z man plugs

[Chester'sLiver]

wtf song is this??

"Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus

the song from Silence of the Lambs...

[crippledalbino]

Oooh... who wants to be on the committee to create Black Earl's dating profile?

[Goober]

Ndate.com

[Dr. Hoffman]

"Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus

the song from Silence of the Lambs...

Wasn't it also on Clerks II?

[Save My Up's Dick]

The one all the Dave supporters cant stop dancing to )
Wouldja?

[DonTheTrucker]

Nice, man.
Good for you for giving up after having sex that one time eighteen months ago.

Ok you forced me to do it.

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=49903&page=7

Start there and read to the end of the thread.

Then check out part 2. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Wasn't it also on Clerks II?

yes becuase Jay was doing the dance from Silence of the lambs...

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly can only get off from a clitoral orgasm? Sounds like a challenge.

[crippledalbino]

Ok you forced me to do it.

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=49903&page=7

Start there and read to the end of the thread.

Then check out part 2. :action-sm

Uh... no.
That's okay, thanks.

[Wilmington WOW]

The one all the Dave supporters cant stop dancing to )

lol
stay strong budday

[DonTheTrucker]

Uh... no.
That's okay, thanks.

Yeah I can't read it anymore either. It's depressing now that I'm not getting any.

[Friday]

Lilly can only get off from a clitoral orgasm? Sounds like a challenge.

I don't understand men who are too focused on causing an internal orgasm.
Some of us just DON'T get off in that manner. No matter how 'talented' you are.

Isn't it enough that we have multiple clitoral orgasms? I think so.
But that's just me.

[demonseed]

I don't understand men who are too focused on causing an internal orgasm.
Some of us just DON'T get off in that manner. No matter how 'talented' you are.

Isn't it enough that we have multiple clitoral orgasms? I think so.
But that's just me.



I love giving the clitoral orgasm..

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't understand men who are too focused on causing an internal orgasm.
Some of us just DON'T get off in that manner. No matter how 'talented' you are.

Isn't it enough that we have multiple clitoral orgasms? I think so.
But that's just me.

Hey as long as you enjoy yourself that's the bottom line. How you get there is secondary.

[crippledalbino]

Yeah I can't read it anymore either. It's depressing now that I'm not getting any.
Yeah, good reason to not post in that thread. It's great for the week that you're posting, and now you turn around and your last post in there is 2006.
I don't understand men who are too focused on causing an internal orgasm.
Some of us just DON'T get off in that manner. No matter how 'talented' you are.

Isn't it enough that we have multiple clitoral orgasms? I think so.
But that's just me.

Seems like an orgasm is an orgasm. I've only recently just learned that there was a difference in the two, but still, I think the net result would be the same, personally.

[DonTheTrucker]

I love giving the clitoral orgasm..

Do ya?

[crippledalbino]

Alright, UnityLife Chris!
Mmm.

[DonTheTrucker]

Seems like an orgasm is an orgasm. I've only recently just learned that there was a difference in the two, but still, I think the net result would be the same, personally.

I think it depends on the girl and how different parts fit with the parts the guy has. But the bottom line is that as long as everyone has fun thats whats important.

[Danesy]

Seems like an orgasm is an orgasm. I've only recently just learned that there was a difference in the two, but still, I think the net result would be the same, personally.

There is a difference ... personally, the internal orgasam, while for me rare, is amazing ... much better than the clitoral orgasam.

[SOS]

It's a boy! Dawn & Fat Opie!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Congrats Dawn and Fat Opie on the possibility of having a boy. :clap:

[crippledalbino]

I think it depends on the girl and how different parts fit with the parts the guy has. But the bottom line is that as long as everyone has fun thats whats important.

Like a sexy jigsaw puzzle? Ooooh... DonTheSexGuru.

[crippledalbino]

There is a difference ... personally, the internal orgasam, while for me rare, is amazing ... much better than the clitoral orgasam.

well, this is just all about the learning experience for me. I feel like when I come to wackbag, I can start to learn about the things that I really need to make it in life.

[DonTheTrucker]

Like a sexy jigsaw puzzle? Ooooh... DonTheSexGuru.

Hey, I gotta be good at something. God knows I'm not funny, or able to have a healthy relationship.

[SOS]

Massive Florida power-outage.

[Mobo]

Spy report.....Spy report

The baby will be a boy. We can tell because it has a Mafialife.com sticker on its little still-forming penis.

[Mobo]

Massive Florida power-outage.

IT'S A FIRE SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

[demonseed]

Do ya?

yep.

[Mobo]

Crip, you still watching BB?

[Danesy]

Sorry, I love BB.

[Friday]

Crip, you still watching BB?

I am... and it's interesting. Silly and there are lots of hard, fake bewbies and one guy with a rather large penis if you have insomnia and watch the late night feed.

Mindless Reality TV ... rotting my brain. wheeeeeeeeeee

[Wilmington WOW]

so when do all the cubans in Miami go back to Cuba, now that Castro is out?

[Danesy]

I am... and it's interesting. Silly and there are lots of hard, fake bewbies and one guy with a rather large penis if you have insomnia and watch the late night feed.

Mindless Reality TV ... rotting my brain. wheeeeeeeeeee

I watch it ... which guy is that??? :D

[Mobo]

I am... and it's interesting. Silly and there are lots of hard, fake bewbies and one guy with a rather large penis if you have insomnia and watch the late night feed.

Mindless Reality TV ... rotting my brain. wheeeeeeeeeee

Seen the bewbs, missed the penis (it was the besssst?). Glad to know there's a fellow actor that watches that garbage......

[crippledalbino]

Crip, you still watching BB?

I am... and it's interesting. Silly and there are lots of hard, fake bewbies and one guy with a rather large penis if you have insomnia and watch the late night feed.

Mindless Reality TV ... rotting my brain. wheeeeeeeeeee

No, I just gave it a shot that one night. I wasn't really all that into it, although there was one night lately where I turned on Showtime and saw everyone swearing at each other, so that was kinda cool.
But no, I've missed out on everything except that one first episode.

[Mobo]

I watch it ... which guy is that??? :D

they already voted off the black guy, so I would have no idea.

[crippledalbino]

so when do all the cubans in Miami go back to Cuba, now that Castro is out?

I don't think he wants to go.
http://angryorange55.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/markcuban.jpg

[Mobo]

so the ball.........hit the speaker..........in the center............of the Astrodome.........

THEN WHAT, YOU ASSHOLE?

[Dr. Hoffman]

I am... and it's interesting. Silly and there are lots of hard, fake bewbies and one guy with a rather large penis if you have insomnia and watch the late night feed.

Mindless Reality TV ... rotting my brain. wheeeeeeeeeee

I'm so sick of reality TV. The wife was watching this show Girlicious or something like that last night. Not only were all the girls catty as hell but they were fucking lip synching.

[stillbornstew]

aaaaaand in for one post whore. :action-sm

hi buddays

[Mobo]

I don't think he wants to go.
http://angryorange55.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/markcuban.jpg

What he really wants to do is dance!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/1340993136_8c7f9932d4.jpg?v=0

[Friday]

I watch it ... which guy is that??? :D

the guy with the mohawk.... he is NOT shy about being naked on cam lol

[crippledalbino]

aaaaaand in for one post whore. :action-sm

hi buddays
'sup, Stew?
How goes?
What he really wants to do is dance!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/1340993136_8c7f9932d4.jpg?v=0

He does sorta look like he's living La Vida Loca.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Best line from a movie EVER!

[Wilmington WOW]

so the ball.........hit the speaker..........in the center............of the Astrodome.........

THEN WHAT, YOU ASSHOLE?

then what?
the phills beat the astros in the best NLCS ever
then went on to win the world series
and was named MVP of the league


why do they continue to mention a radio host from another station in that promo?

[SOS]

Do Run Run Do Run Run!

[SOS]

Anti-Depressants work the same as placebos: New study.

[Goober]

I thought that study was only applicable to Prozac?

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm so sick of reality TV. The wife was watching this show Girlicious or something like that last night. Not only were all the girls catty as hell but they were fucking lip synching.

omg my chick watches that too
saw one episode
they are terrible,

went up stairs to watch the next weeks episode of the Wire on demand

outstanding

[stillbornstew]

'sup, Stew?
How goes?
cooking dinner and about to play some tenchu z. fucking forgot how fun that game is.

[Stormrider666]

crying Fez in 3.....2.....1

[SOS]

Mike the Teacher!

[mikek]

Radio psychic, radio psychic: Fez will cry within 20 minutes.

[mikek]

N00b question: what's the origin of the "Clinton brothers"?

[SOS]

Another stupid sex scandal involving Obama.

[Wilmington WOW]

gay sex scandal?

I might have to vote for the war mongerer now

[DonTheTrucker]

Is it the video of the guy who says he blew Obama and smoked crack with him?

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly is a republican? Wow stock just shot up a few points.

[Wilmington WOW]

Lilly is a republican? Wow stock just shot up a few points.

lol
was thinking the exact opposite :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly is actually making a really good point.

[Danesy]

Lily you stupid cunt ... Scarlett does a lot more than you do! Do some fuckin' research you stupid uneducated retard.

[silentbob8201]

N00b question: what's the origin of the "Clinton brothers"?

Hillary's Mannish Features?

[DonTheTrucker]

lol
was thinking the exact opposite :action-sm

It's alright, she wouldn't fuck either of us in a million years so its all good.

[Goober]

I always trust Barbara Streisand to tell me how to vote.

[mikek]

Another stupid sex scandal involving Obama.

hot

[Danesy]

I didn't mind Lily until this conversation, she sounds so fuckin' stupid right now.

[Wilmington WOW]

It's alright, she wouldn't fuck either of us in a million years so its all good.

lol
so true

[DonTheTrucker]

Pitz is right. Voting for a republican in New York is a wasted vote.

[TheTruth]

Lilly is a republican? Wow stock just shot up a few points.

Yeah that just puts her stock through the roof

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm surprised that muslim lilly doesnt like muslim obama

[Mobo]

Why do all bloggers write in their underwear in a basement? Can't these people afford pants? Go upstairs and type for a change. bloggers......beh.

[DonTheTrucker]

Lily you stupid cunt ... Scarlett does a lot more than you do! Do some fuckin' research you stupid uneducated retard.

What has Scarlett Johansen done to make the world a better place besides this?

http://scarlett-johansson.topwomen.org/images/scarlett-johansson.jpg

Not being smart ass, I really would like to know. At least people like Clooney "do" something besides whine about Bush.

[Goober]

Pitz is right. Voting for a republican in New York is a wasted vote.

Even though I live in DC, I always show up and waste my vote. In the local elections last year I wrote myself in for mayor and I wrote in 'Cunty McShitballs' for my councilman.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Why do all bloggers write in their underwear in a basement? Can't these people afford pants? Go upstairs and type for a change. bloggers......beh.

Cause they're losers.

[DonTheTrucker]

Even though I live in DC, I always show up and waste my vote. In the local elections last year I wrote myself in for mayor and I wrote in 'Cunty McShitballs' for my councilman.

At least Cunty McShitballs didn't get caught smoking crack with hookers.

[Stormrider666]

Here is my question? Are bloggers anything new or have we always had bloggers in some form or another. Like yellow journalism back in the late 19th century.

[mikek]

Even though I live in DC, I always show up and waste my vote. In the local elections last year I wrote myself in for mayor and I wrote in 'Cunty McShitballs' for my councilman.

Your subtlety is astounding.





:action-sm

[nikoloslvy]

was i bashed on the ron and fez show? i havent herd it today.

[DonTheTrucker]

was i bashed on the ron and fez show? i havent herd it today.

I'm pretty sure you weren't.

[Dr. Hoffman]

What has Scarlett Johansen done to make the world a better place besides this?

http://scarlett-johansson.topwomen.org/images/scarlett-johansson.jpg

Not being smart ass, I really would like to know. At least people like Clooney "do" something besides whine about Bush.

Agreed, Scarlett may be in Obama's camp but she is no different than Earl. She probably can't tell you ONE thing he's about other than, "he's for change."

[TheTruth]

So does Earl have a problem then when Bush in compaired to Hitler?

[nikoloslvy]

I'm pretty sure you weren't.
oh ok then.

[DonTheTrucker]

Agreed, Scarlett may be in Obama's camp but she is no different than Earl. She probably can't tell you ONE thing he's about other than, "he's for change."

Every interview I've read with her has been the same old uninformed "I hate republicans, I like to have sex, look at me" shit. We get it Scarlett, you're a free spirit.

To Miss Johansen I say

TITS or GTFO

[TheTruth]

That just shows what a moron Earl is, he thinks it is a dirty trick to call Obama by his full legal name

[DonTheTrucker]

So does Earl have a problem then when Bush in compaired to Hitler?

No liberal does. It's a one way road.

[mikek]

So does Earl have a problem then when Bush in compaired to Hitler?

At least Hitler was intelligent.

[DonTheTrucker]

Anti-Slantite.

http://yeabitz.com/hosting/o_rry.jpg

[Danesy]

What has Scarlett Johansen done to make the world a better place besides this?

Not being smart ass, I really would like to know. At least people like Clooney "do" something besides whine about Bush.

1. Scarlett Johansson, who has voiced her support for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, went on a five-day tour in the Persian Gulf in January as part of the United Service Organization's Army Welfare Recreation Tour. She visited and spoke with our military, signed autographs and took photos with them, and was sweet as American apple pie to our service men and women. She listened.


Sorry, not to be a bitch, but what has Lily done? She has no right to complain about anyone. She just sounded like a whiny bitch there.

[Mobo]

That just shows what a moron Earl is, he thinks it is a dirty trick to call Obama by his full legal name

I guess that's what happens when you go by a nickname for the last 25+ years.

[crippledalbino]

Why do all bloggers write in their underwear in a basement? Can't these people afford pants? Go upstairs and type for a change. bloggers......beh.
I don't have a basement and it's too cold to just be in my underwear. So no.
Here is my question? Are bloggers anything new or have we always had bloggers in some form or another. Like yellow journalism back in the late 19th century.
I think that we have, we've always had people writing fucking pamphlets and things in response to speeches and whatnot, but the internet just makes every word so available to everyone that it's in your face so much more.
was i bashed on the ron and fez show? i havent herd it today.
No, sir, not that I've heard.
How's it goin'?

[Goober]

At least Hitler was intelligent.

Oooof, to far.

[crippledalbino]

1. Scarlett Johansson, who has voiced her support for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, went on a five-day tour in the Persian Gulf in January as part of the United Service Organization's Army Welfare Recreation Tour. She visited and spoke with our military, signed autographs and took photos with them, and was sweet as American apple pie to our service men and women. She listened.


Sorry, not to be a bitch, but what has Lily done? She has no right to complain about anyone. She just sounded like a whiny bitch there.

Plus, she's a MUSLIM!

[SOS]

CONGRATULATIONS TO MilkmanDan FOR GETTING 6,667 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

1. Scarlett Johansson, who has voiced her support for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, went on a five-day tour in the Persian Gulf in January as part of the United Service Organization's Army Welfare Recreation Tour. She visited and spoke with our military, signed autographs and took photos with them, and was sweet as American apple pie to our service men and women. She listened.


Sorry, not to be a bitch, but what has Lily done? She has no right to complain about anyone. She just sounded like a whiny bitch there.

Lilly did give a bunch of hayseed some sex advice today.

And thanks for finding something that Scarlett did, it's good to see that she does do something besides whine.

But to say someone has no "right" to have an opinion isn't such a nice thing. Just because she's not famous enough to go on a USO tour doesn't make her opinion any less valid.

[TheTruth]

At least Hitler was intelligent.

I wouldn’t consider someone who tries to take on the World’s 2 superpowers at the same time intelligent. So who would you consider intelligent? Bush isn't the best speaker by far, but he isn't a moron. People get their news from places like Leno, Letterman, SNL and see Bush being parodied so they just assume he can't tie his own shoes.

[Dr. Hoffman]

1. Scarlett Johansson, who has voiced her support for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, went on a five-day tour in the Persian Gulf in January as part of the United Service Organization's Army Welfare Recreation Tour. She visited and spoke with our military, signed autographs and took photos with them, and was sweet as American apple pie to our service men and women. She listened.


Sorry, not to be a bitch, but what has Lily done? She has no right to complain about anyone. She just sounded like a whiny bitch there.

First off I don't think Lilly has that ability. My true question about Scarlett, while her trip sounds great is what did she do to change things for the troops over there when she got back? If she has done something great, if she hasn't and is only bitching about how awful things are for them then she really hasn't done anything other than look pretty for the troops and sign a couple autographs.

[DonTheTrucker]

This caller is a fucking idiot. Just because someone takes a lot of vacations doesn't mean we're entitled to his fucking money.

[nikoloslvy]

No, sir, not that I've heard.
How's it goin'?

im good im just busy.

[MilkmanDan]

CONGRATULATIONS TO MilkmanDan FOR GETTING 6,667 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!


*bows and throws kisses !

[Danesy]

I am hating Lily more and more by the second ... how can you defend Rich people not paying more?!?!?! She has NO answer for this.

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly is right, she's just not educated enough to articulate her positions.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

how about this...if you make 100k, you pay the same percentage that Ron Bennington does. Should the rich pay more? Maybe, but only if they redefine what "rich" means...that defintion has NOT been adjusted for inflation

[crippledalbino]

This caller is a fucking idiot. Just because someone takes a lot of vacations doesn't mean we're entitled to his fucking money.

Don takes a vacation:
http://tti.tamu.edu/publications/researcher/v41n1/images/trucks.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

boy ron is running circles around Lily and these callers

[DonTheTrucker]

I am hating Lily more and more by the second ... how can you defend Rich people not paying more?!?!?! She has NO answer for this.

I'm not rich, and I don't want any of their money. Have a flat tax and the rich people will pay more, just not proportionally.

[Danesy]

boy ron is running circles around Lily and these callers

QFT!

[TheTruth]

I am hating Lily more and more by the second ... how can you defend Rich people not paying more?!?!?! She has NO answer for this.

Lilly is saying they shouldn't have to pay a higher percentage. Why should someone doing well making say $100,000 per year have to pay a 40-50% tax compared to someone making $50,000 who is only paying 10%.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Lilly did give a bunch of hayseed some sex advice today.I thought it was quite hot hearing that she likes it when someone cums inside her and that she thinks it's hot when chicks squirt

[SOS]

Lilly was completely unprepared.

[silentbob8201]

I am hating Lily more and more by the second ... how can you defend Rich people not paying more?!?!?! She has NO answer for this.

She'd rather her money go towards the dorsal fin of a missle?

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm not rich, and I don't want any of their money. Have a flat tax and the rich people will pay more, just not proportionally.

I agree..You are taxing people because they achieved more to provide for people who are lazy..I know some actual people suffer but the people that take advantage of the help out way the good people it would help...

[DonTheTrucker]

Lilly's dad is exactly who is destroyed by graduated tax rates.

[Wilmington WOW]

Taxes will not go up for anyone in this thread if hillary or oboma get elected

unless ant or opie are here

[Danesy]

Well, Ronnie just made her look really stupid.

[Stormrider666]

Lilly is right, she's just not educated enough to articulate her positions.

Wow someone on the Ron and Fez show are not educated enough to articulate their position, there's a shocker.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Lilly is saying they shouldn't have to pay a higher percentage. Why should someone doing well making say $100,000 per year have to pay a 40-50% tax compared to someone making $50,000 who is only paying 10%.

I'm pretty sure that's what I'm hearing.

[Goober]

You could not tax bill gates what ever you want all willy nilly. All his earnings are not cash flow and his worth is judged by the value of the entire corporation.

[Chester'sLiver]

Well, Ronnie just made her look really stupid.

I don't think he really did..I think she wasn't truly prepared for a debate...She came in to answer the phones..

[DonTheTrucker]

Another bad caller. Ron Paul quit weeks ago.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

it's 48% for Bill Gates & all the other rich guys. It's 45-48% for Gregg Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Ron Bennington. It's 45-48% for everyone who makes 6 figures

"Tax the Rich!!!" is a retarded stance because they won't adjust the definition of rich...you want to tax Bill Gates at 85%, that's fine by me, but don't fucking take 85,000 of my 100,000

[silentbob8201]

Not this fucking Ron Paul supporting douche again. Yes its a Conspiracy.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oh fantastic...another "Ron Paul isn't getting mentioned by the media because its a fucking conspiracy" caller. ::hammer:

[mikek]

I wouldn’t consider someone who tries to take on the World’s 2 superpowers at the same time intelligent.

I wasn't supporting Hitler; I was slamming G-Dub.



So who would you consider intelligent? Bush isn't the best speaker by far, but he isn't a moron.

Sorry, but I strongly believe he's stupendously stupid (ooh, alliteration!). I'm conservative as hell, but I couldn't stand GWB from day one. He's a dumb Jesus freak who allowed himself to be manipulated at every level. As an American, I'm embarrassed by him.

[Mobo]

GOOGLE RON PAUL!








then go fuck yourself.

[mikek]

Lilly is right, she's just not educated enough to articulate her positions.



she's a kid; she'll get there.

[Danesy]

I don't think he really did..I think she wasn't truly prepared for a debate...She came in to answer the phones..

While you are correct sir, she was the one who said why she was voting for McCain, and all Ronnie did was talk to her about it .... she should be able to explain and defend her beliefs, and she couldn't do it, that's all I am sayin'.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't think he really did..I think she wasn't truly prepared for a debate...She came in to answer the phones..

That and she's like 23 years old. She knows what she believes just isn't experienced in defending it.

Graduated tax rates are straight socialism. Punishing the successful to prop up the lazy is the first thing any socialist government does.

If everyone pulls their own weight, the rich DO pay more.

[Dr. Hoffman]

While you are correct sir, she was the one who said why she was voting for McCain, and all Ronnie did was talk to her about it .... she should be able to explain and defend her beliefs, and she couldn't do it, that's all I am sayin'.

I agree with that. I mean listening to Lilly was like listening to Earl explain why he's voting for Obama. He HAS NO reason.

[Chester'sLiver]

While you are correct sir, she was the one who said why she was voting for McCain, and all Ronnie did was talk to her about it .... she should be able to explain and defend her beliefs, and she couldn't do it, that's all I am sayin'.
ask anyone why they are voting for who they are voting for..Majority of people don't....

[crippledalbino]

GOOGLE RON PAUL!








then go fuck yourself.

Well, it wasn't all that satisfying riding the good reverend like that, but he seemed to enjoy himself. Then I found out that CrippledAlbino is a postwhore lots of different places on the net.

...wait, shit, now I'm confused.

[Danesy]

I am pretty sure that everyone listening knows more than Lily.

[DonTheTrucker]

How can New Jersey take your tax refund check? I wouldn't put it above Corzine, but I doubt it's possible.

[crippledalbino]

ask anyone why they are voting for who they are voting for..Majority of people don't....

I'm voting for Obama because everyone else is. How's that for a reason?

[mikek]

Oooh good. BJ talk from Lily.


hot.

[DonTheTrucker]

Well Lilly's scoreboard for today:

Sex advice +1
Republican +1
Can't deep throat -203484

Sorry Lilly.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oooh good. BJ talk from Lily.


hot.

I'm game.

[Wilmington WOW]

ugh CM Mark went to the dark side

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well Lilly's scoreboard for today:

Sex advice +1
Republican +1
Can't deep throat -203484

Sorry Lilly.

ah, but she does like it getting sprayed all over her, so that's +15

the real question is...does she do prostate?

[Friday]

FACE Trombone of Joy for all!

just cause... positivity and all.

[crippledalbino]

Coco and I have the same birthday?

Wait...
Am *I* Coco?