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jimmyjimjimz
03-01-2008, 12:31 AM
Wow, is Febuary over already?

Yep, March is finally here. Wrestlemania is at the end of the month, and things are starting to get interesting.....................

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 12:33 AM
yes they are...primarily this...

Maria + Playboy = ::cums in pants::

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 01:24 AM
btw...Maria Playboy comes out Tuesday


hahahaha, I'm watching the Rise & Fall of ECW...first advertisement/promo/preview is for a Chris Benoit dvd! Then it's a preview for an Eddie DVD, with Benoit schilling it...I assume that any new versions of this DVD will be slightly different

Steam
03-01-2008, 01:43 AM
btw...Maria Playboy comes out Tuesday


hahahaha, I'm watching the Rise & Fall of ECW...first advertisement/promo/preview is for a Chris Benoit dvd! Then it's a preview for an Eddie DVD, with Benoit schilling it...I assume that any new versions of this DVD will be slightly different

Ouch. Benoit is pretty much scrapped from any non-single event DVD. The poor fella goes and takes out his Pete Rose Haircut kid and nag of a wife and his great career gets wiped clean. It just ain't fair.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 03:11 AM
Btw....Jericho announced on Lance Storm's website that he's going to have a 2nd book coming out

Maria Photos in the NSFW :jump
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/28/07156mkplay1123796lowf7.jpghttp://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8229/07174mkplay2123163lonc5.jpg
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4443/07183mkplay3123642loqd3.jpghttp://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5053/07185mkplay4123534loip7.jpg
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9219/07190mkplay7123141losn4.jpghttp://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4331/07187mkplay5123153lort8.jpg http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5613/07196mkplay81231056loar2.jpg

Papagolash
03-01-2008, 04:08 AM
oh my god fucking hot

boardsofcanada
03-01-2008, 04:58 AM
damn, no asshole gaping! :cry3:

O&APartyRock24
03-01-2008, 06:39 AM
Very Nice

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 12:11 PM
according to CM Mark, Jake the Snake's going to get into the Hall of Fame this year too

Hall of Fame Class of 2008 (so far):
Ric Flair
Rocky Johnson
High Chief Peter Maivia
Jake the Snake Roberts

peas hode
03-01-2008, 12:24 PM
and post

Steam
03-01-2008, 02:32 PM
according to CM Mark, Jake the Snake's going to get into the Hall of Fame this year too

Hall of Fame Class of 2008 (so far):
Ric Flair
Rocky Johnson
High Chief Peter Maivia
Jake the Snake Roberts

Would it be "unlucky lottery", "sucks to be you", or just plain funny if they found Jake dead in his hotel room the day of the Hall of Fame inductions?

And damn, don't wrestlers die anymore? I haven't been able to make my Jake Roberts posts in quite a while.

O&APartyRock24
03-01-2008, 03:44 PM
General News Updates

All from Wrestlezone.com
Smackdowns over night rating and TNA and ROH's reaction to why WWE is promoting them
Overnight SD! Rating, ROH/TNA & WWE.com, New WWE Studio
03/01/2008 by Xing Hu

- According to data compiled by Nielson Media Research, last night's edition of WWE SmackDown did a 2.6 fast national broadcast rating. We will have the final number next week.

- Several people within Ring of Honor and TNA are said to be dumbfounded as to why the official WWE website is including news on their promotions. No one is complaining about the free promotion, but everyone is saying that it is definitely a weird move by WWE.

- WWE will break ground this summer for their new $70-million, 39,000 square foot television studio in Connecticut. This announcement comes weeks after spending $20 million for the upgrade to High Definition.

As JD mentioned Jericho is writing a new book--
- The sequel to Chris Jericho's "A Lion's Tale" will be titled "Undisputed Attitude" and will be published by Grand Central Publishing. According to a recent column written by Chris, the book will be released in the fall of 2009.

Cena gets backstage heat for the Rock Comments
Major Backstage Heat On Cena Over Rock Comments
02/29/2008 by Tim Brown

John Cena got some major heat from veteran wrestlers in the WWE locker room for his negative comments about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in an interview with The Sun in the UK. The Wrestling Observer Newsletter is reporting that several people are real upset about Cena's strong words.

"At one point he loved wrestling and wanted to do this all his life. So explain to me why he can't come back. Simply put it's because he wants to be an actor and there's nothing wrong with that." Cena said. "He's very good and very successful. Associating with sports entertainment doesn't do much for his acting career. I get it. Just don't f*** me around and tell me that you love this. That's the only thing that gets me really p***ed off. Our fan base have so much admiration for him, he's got to respect that. He doesn't give anything back."

It's worth noting that these comments were made prior to The Rock agreeing to appear at the 2008 WWE Hall Of Fame ceremony, but The Sun only released them recently.

Stormrider666
03-01-2008, 04:52 PM
Btw....Jericho announced on Lance Storm's website that he's going to have a 2nd book coming out

Maria Photos in the NSFW :jump
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/28/07156mkplay1123796lowf7.jpghttp://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8229/07174mkplay2123163lonc5.jpg
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4443/07183mkplay3123642loqd3.jpghttp://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5053/07185mkplay4123534loip7.jpg
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9219/07190mkplay7123141losn4.jpghttp://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4331/07187mkplay5123153lort8.jpg http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5613/07196mkplay81231056loar2.jpg

Very hot pics. Thank you JD. I think I can speak everyone by saying you just saved us all $6.99. Now the WWE has to push Layla, so she could be the next one to pose for Playboy.

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 06:00 PM
Very hot pics. Thank you JD. I think I can speak everyone by saying you just saved us all $6.99. Now the WWE has to push Layla, so she could be the next one to pose for Playboy.

Didn't save me $6.99. I'm still buying the shit out of the Maria Playboy.

Oh, and to rub it in even more, I just found out this morning that not only am I going to Wrestlemania, I am now also going to be attending the Hall of Fame induction ceremony Saturday night. :D

Steam
03-01-2008, 06:10 PM
Didn't save me $6.99. I'm still buying the shit out of the Maria Playboy.

Oh, and to rub it in even more, I just found out this morning that not only am I going to Wrestlemania, I am now also going to be attending the Hall of Fame induction ceremony Saturday night. :D

Fuck you

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 06:21 PM
Fuck you

:action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

O&APartyRock24
03-01-2008, 06:41 PM
Didn't save me $6.99. I'm still buying the shit out of the Maria Playboy.

Oh, and to rub it in even more, I just found out this morning that not only am I going to Wrestlemania, I am now also going to be attending the Hall of Fame induction ceremony Saturday night. :D

you better take some good pictures of both WM24 and Hall of Fame Ceremony.

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 06:50 PM
you better take some good pictures of both WM24 and Hall of Fame Ceremony.

I'm not sure how are seats are for the HoF ceremony, but I know we are in uber nosebleeds for WM itself, so I don't know how good pictures from our seats will be for that. I do intend to take many pictures all weekend though, and trust me, they will be posted. I'm bringing my my laptop to Florida with me, so pictures will be up on Monday.

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 09:40 PM
Just found out where my seats are for the HoF ceremony.

Seating chart

http://media.ticketmaster.com/en-us/tmimages/venue/maps/flo/3427s.gif


I'm in section 220.

O&APartyRock24
03-01-2008, 09:45 PM
Just found out where my seats are for the HoF ceremony.

Seating chart

http://media.ticketmaster.com/en-us/tmimages/venue/maps/flo/3427s.gif


I'm in section 220.

Not the best seats, but its still the HoF ceremony.

What about your WM24 seats?

Also i was thinking, as Maria's Playboy is coming out next week, who does everyone want to see in next years Playboy?

My Vote is for-
Mickie or Jillian Hall

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 10:28 PM
Steam & I were talking about this last night...he and I both want Victoria, but we're pretty sure that's just not going to happen. :(


Victoria
Mickie
Layla
Kelly Kelly

Steam
03-01-2008, 10:32 PM
Steam & I were talking about this last night...he and I both want Victoria, but we're pretty sure that's just not going to happen. :(

Victoria
Mickie
Layla
Kelly Kelly

I'd put Kelly Kelly above Layla. I'm guessing it will be Kelly though.

Would love for Victoria but that won't happen. The WWE won't allow it to be someone that "old".

The only one who could beat Victoria in my eyes, would be a returning Trish Stratus. But I'm not getting my hopes up.

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 10:41 PM
Not the best seats, but its still the HoF ceremony.

What about your WM24 seats?

Also i was thinking, as Maria's Playboy is coming out next week, who does everyone want to see in next years Playboy?

My Vote is for-
Mickie or Jillian Hall

http://www.ticketsnow.com/tools/thumbnail.aspx?f=%2Fmaps%2F339-945-3-main.gif&rw=500&rh=500

Section 308.

I'll need tampons for my nosebleeds

Steam
03-01-2008, 10:44 PM
How long you going to be there for? Not going to ROH?

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 10:49 PM
How long you going to be there for? Not going to ROH?

Might be going to the Dragongate Challenge card Friday night, but since we are now attending the HoF ceremony I shan't be attending the Supercard of Honor show Saturday night. I'll be in Florida from March 27th-April 4th.

Oh, am I rubbing it in more? :action-sm :action-sm

Jimmy's Dignity
03-01-2008, 10:52 PM
a little bit, but at least my seats will be comfortable for that borefest of a Batista-Umaga match :icon_roll

CM Mark
03-01-2008, 10:59 PM
my seat for the Umaga Batista match

http://www.faucets-plus.com/Elizabethan%20Classics/amberdeen_toilet.jpg

Flea_Man
03-02-2008, 03:49 AM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

O&APartyRock24
03-02-2008, 07:45 AM
Matt Hardys Return






Matt Hardy Returns, Maria’s Playboy Photos Leak, More
03/01/2008 by Xing Hu

- Matt Hardy returned to WWE tonight during an angle with MVP at the SmackDown/ECW house show at the Allen County War Memorial Coliseum in Fort Wayne, Indiana. According to a few live reports, MVP retained his United States Heavyweight Championship in a match against Jimmy Wang Yang.

Hardy has been out of action since undergoing emergency appendectomy surgery in November. He was last seen on camera December 29th during an angle on RAW with Randy Orton.

- As expected, Maria's Playboy photos have leaked on the Internet.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-02-2008, 11:15 AM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

11/14 as well

10,12,13

Mooseman
03-02-2008, 11:43 AM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

11/14
10,12,14

Stormrider666
03-02-2008, 11:50 AM
Not the best seats, but its still the HoF ceremony.

What about your WM24 seats?

Also i was thinking, as Maria's Playboy is coming out next week, who does everyone want to see in next years Playboy?

My Vote is for-
Mickie or Jillian Hall

My vote:

1.Layla
2.Mickie
3.Victoria
4.Michelle McCool
5.Kelly Kelly

Stormrider666
03-02-2008, 11:54 AM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

13/14. I got the last one wrong, thought it was Sean Mooney.

Steam
03-02-2008, 01:24 PM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

14/14

Its tits since I had a lot of them when I was a kid. Didn't realize they made of those for Rude, but Ted Arcedi rules all.

CM Mark
03-02-2008, 05:33 PM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

13 out of 14


WHAT THE FUCK!! HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT STEAMBOAT!!??

O&APartyRock24
03-02-2008, 05:51 PM
12/14

Steam
03-02-2008, 05:53 PM
13 out of 14


WHAT THE FUCK!! HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT STEAMBOAT!!??

Dude, it was like 1987, what did you expect? His figure did blow though. Then again, looking back at it, the whole lot of the immobile WWF figures did. The AWA figures were where it was it. "Mr. Electrifying" Steve Regal FTW!

Steam
03-02-2008, 05:54 PM
Might be going to the Dragongate Challenge card Friday night, but since we are now attending the HoF ceremony I shan't be attending the Supercard of Honor show Saturday night. I'll be in Florida from March 27th-April 4th.

Oh, am I rubbing it in more? :action-sm :action-sm

Fuck you.

I'm pissed that Sunny isn't going to be at the Dover shows and now at you for having a shot to go to the Orlando ones. Go fuck off.

Flea_Man
03-02-2008, 06:35 PM
btw the ones I got wrong were Adonis, Arcidi, and Vince. How the fuck is THAT Vince McMahon?

tysonpunchinguterus
03-02-2008, 07:45 PM
I got them all. I'm slightly embarrassed that I remembered Ted Arcidi.

O&APartyRock24
03-02-2008, 09:28 PM
General News Update----
Y2J injures neck at house show

Chris Jericho Injures Neck At House Show


Written by: Keelan Balderson - March 02nd, 2008

Although he is now back on form, Chris Jericho briefly injured his neck at the WWE house show in Cape Girardeau, MO. He reportedly went for the Lionsault, but Mr Kennedy was in a bad position causing Y2J to land on his head/neck.

The ref signaled to end the match, but Jericho continued, winning the match with a weak Walls Of Jericho. He was eventually helped backstage.

Despite initial worry, Chris was back in action last night with no lasting injuries.

Also
Linda Says Vince Is A 'Total Sweetheart', Funk Retires, Batista
03/02/2008 by Ryan Clark

Dory Funk, Jr. has retired from active competition.

The Mark Coleman vs. Brock Lesnar UFC fight this August will be held in Minnesota, which of of course is the hometown of Lesnar. Brock and Rena 'Sable' Mero (who are married) currently reside there.

Batista was booed out of the building at the UFC PPV this weekend. He shrugged and smiled it off.

Paul Heyman has an article up on The Sun website where he talks about how when he was in junior high, he conned Vince McMahon's father into giving him a photographer pass for Madison Square Garden.

In a story in the New York Times about Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon calls him a "marshmallow, a real pushover, a total sweetheart."

Jimmy's Dignity
03-02-2008, 09:54 PM
hopefully that was a just a stinger and he's okay

Kugzilla
03-02-2008, 11:59 PM
Only 9, but I was over thinking it.

Aizazzle
03-03-2008, 12:11 AM
Only 9, but I was over thinking it.

:martianvirus:

Steam
03-03-2008, 12:17 AM
:martianvirus:

I would guess that he's talking about the action figure quiz posted earlier.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 01:04 AM
Due to getting completely pwned earlier, I shall not be rubbing in the fact that I am attending Wrestlemania and the Hall of Fame induction ceremony.



Fucking E-Rock. :action-sm

Steam
03-03-2008, 01:06 AM
Due to getting completely pwned earlier, I shall not be rubbing in the fact that I am attending Wrestlemania and the Hall of Fame induction ceremony.



Fucking E-Rock. :action-sm

Yeah, that was totally awesome.

ERock Rules!!

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 01:11 AM
http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=213

Test your action figure trivia. Tell us what score you got. I got 11/14. Won't say which ones I got wrong till we get some people posting theirs!

I got 13/14. I got Ricky Steamboat wrong. I thought it was Rick Martel. It actually looked a lot like Tito Sanana, I think.

Kugzilla
03-03-2008, 01:56 AM
I got 13/14. I got Ricky Steamboat wrong. I thought it was Rick Martel. It actually looked a lot like Tito Sanana, I think.

I guessed Von Erich, as he was kinda doing the Claw thingy

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 10:48 AM
News Update-
TNA Going to push Joe after Contract Signing
Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar fight backstage
TNA going on the Road
Plus Raw Preview
Kurt Angle/Brock Lesnar Fight, Impact On The Road, Joe
03/03/2008 by Tim Brown

Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

-- In a recent interview Kurt Angle spoke on the amateur wrestling match that he and Brock Lesnar had backstage at a WWE show in Fargo, ND in 2003. He says that he took down Lesnar very easily. Lesnar’s version of the story says that Lesnar pinned Angle in 30 seconds and the size difference was just too much. Internet legend has it that Angle owned him, but those backstage who actually saw it say that it was pretty close with Angle only having maybe a slight edge.

-- Several Spike TV executives are in attendance at the recent TNA house show in New York City, and it was said to be an eye-opening experience for them about the potential of taking TNA on the road more often rather than always running out of Universal Studios.

-- Although his actual contract signing hasn’t been confirmed, everyone is acting like Samoa Joe and TNA have agreed to a long-term commitment. It’s expected that Joe will be elevated to a whole new level starting at the Lockdown PPV with TNA now confident that Joe is with them for the long haul.

Raw Preview for 3-03-08
http://www.wrestlezone.com/article.php?articleid=206523942
Official WWE RAW Preview - Boxing Match, Vince's Son
03/02/2008 by Ryan Clark

The following is the official WWE RAW preview courtesy of WWE.com:

Tensions continue to boil on the road to WrestleMania XXIV as WWE Superstars invade the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis next Monday night, for the first Raw of March.

With his WrestleMania showdown with WBC Welterweight Champion Floyd “Money” Mayweather just weeks away, Big Show is preparing for the high profile matchup. Show will take on a boxer in an exhibition where he will aim to send “Money” �" and the world �" a message. How will Mayweather react to Big Show’s big statement?

John Cena was laid out by Mr. Kennedy’s Mic Check at the end of Raw as Triple H looked on. The Game made no effort to save the Chain Gang Commander, despite their successfully working together to defeat WWE Champion Randy Orton and Kennedy in tag action. Will Cena look for retribution against The Game with their Triple Threat WWE Title Match with Randy Orton five weeks away? And how will the Legend Killer try to protect himself as his title is pursued aggressively by two former WWE Champions?

Also, JBL dropped a bombshell on the WWE Chairman, announcing that Hornswoggle was NOT his bastard son, and that the lively leprechaun was, in fact, the son of his protector, Finlay. Will the self-made millionaire provide the documentation that Mr. McMahon demanded to settle this chaotic family affair once and for all? And will JBL make Finlay reveal the truth about Hornswoggle, as he promised?

The “Nature Boy” and The Showstopper will cross paths at WrestleMania, as WWE Class of 2008 Hall of Famer Ric Flair puts his career on the line to challenge Shawn Michaels at the Grand Daddy of Them All. As WrestleMania approaches, will this matchup of mutual respect change its tune?

The field for the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania XXIV continues to grow, as Chris Jericho qualified on Raw for a chance at a guaranteed contract for a title match against any world champion. Who else will joinY2J, Jeff Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Mr. Kennedy?

Also announced on Raw, Playboy’s current and past WWE cover models will battle two former WWE Women’s Champions at WrestleMania, as Candice & Maria team up against Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix & Melina in the first-ever BunnyMania. Will the Glamazon look to wear down her competition as the weeks to their match tick down?

Join us live as the fireworks fly on The Road to WrestleMania XXIV when Monday Night Raw airs at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:53 AM
I use the Fight Club application on Facebook and got a huge laugh out of this....


http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2548/benoitff6.jpg

followed by....

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6215/benoit2ny7.jpg

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 11:00 AM
I use the Fight Club application on Facebook and got a huge laugh out of this....


http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2548/benoitff6.jpg

followed by....

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6215/benoit2ny7.jpg

hahaha nice :haha7:

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 04:43 PM
More news going into tonight's Raw
RAW: Maria/Playboy, Highlight Reel Returns, Flair/HBK Tag
03/03/2008 by Ryan Clark

WWE has announced the following for tonight's edition of Raw:

* Ric Flair & Shawn Michaels will team together in a tag match.

* Maria will unveil her Playboy magazine cover.

* Big Show is scheduled to face a "professional boxer" in an exhibition to his Floyd Mayweather bout at WrestleMania. This will open the show.

* The return of Chris Jericho's talk show, "The Highlight Reel"

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 04:44 PM
I believe that Maria's Playboy goes on sale tomorrow

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 08:40 PM
who's in for tonight

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 08:45 PM
I'll be in for the first hour and a half at least

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 08:56 PM
in

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:02 PM
How bad was that acting

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:03 PM
Booking 101 says the best way to start RAW is with the face of the bosses son in law

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:03 PM
who's in for tonight

I say Im in every week and by the 2nd commercial break I find myself switching to Flavor of Love. I guess Im in for now

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Dammit.

I am not a big Cena fan, but i love that shirt....

http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?cat=cat-johncena&productId=01-09441

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:05 PM
I like that sweatshirt Mayweather is wearing

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:05 PM
Dammit.

I am not a big Cena fan, but i love that shirt....

http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?cat=cat-johncena&productId=01-09441

I really hate how awesome that shirt is

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:05 PM
Wow, this is going to be an abortion.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:05 PM
There is nothing, other than Cena and Orton, than when Lillian says "and the only way to win....." and then lists about 6 different ways to win the match.

THE WORD ONLY MEANS THAT THERE IS JUST ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAY TO WIN THE FUCKING MATCH

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:07 PM
There is nothing, other than Cena and Orton, than when Lillian says "and the only way to win....." and then lists about 6 different ways to win the match.

THE WORD ONLY MEANS THAT THERE IS JUST ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAY TO WIN THE FUCKING MATCH

Hey dummy, how about finishing your thought process before hitting "post". Nothing what other than Cena or Orton?

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:07 PM
How is this MMA match. Its a boxing Match i think. Camera men in the middle of the ring hahahaha.

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:07 PM
I really hate how awesome that shirt is

i have never bought a wrestling shirt and i am really thinking about it.

I am pretty sure it is more about old crappy wrestling games that i love rather than anything to do it cena.

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Got to love the crowd

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Got to love the crowd

There is a crowd there?

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:10 PM
There is nothing, other than Cena and Orton, than when Lillian says "and the only way to win....." and then lists about 6 different ways to win the match.

THE WORD ONLY MEANS THAT THERE IS JUST ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAY TO WIN THE FUCKING MATCH

I thought the same thing when she said it, however Merriam Webster seems to slightly disagree.

Main Entry:
1on·ly Listen to the pronunciation of 1only
Pronunciation:
\ˈōn-lē\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English ānlīc, from ān one — more at one
Date:
before 12th century
1: unquestionably the best : peerless
2 a: alone in a class or category : sole <the only one left> <the only known species> b: having no brother or sister <an only child>
3: few <one of the only areas not yet explored>

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:10 PM
There is a crowd there?

true. You do have a point there. haha

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:10 PM
They actually thought that this would be a good segment?

Honestly?

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:10 PM
I meant nothing more than the two of them that pisses me off that much.


Holy hell. My brain is fucked up more than I thought.

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:12 PM
Step to the plate
I cant wait
I brake your jaw
Im money Mayweather
I broke your nose.

This is fucking awful

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:12 PM
Ok, I thought the match was bad. This promo is even worse.

He's on his way? He's sitting down!!

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:12 PM
"I'm on my way right now" sir your still sitting there

Too Much delay not good not good

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:12 PM
i would love to see a legit fight between Show and Mayweather. Just crush his little midget ass.


Did that guy look dead when Show threw him out the ring?

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:13 PM
this is just terrible.

RMM46
03-03-2008, 09:13 PM
This has probably been the worst segment on Raw since Rob Bartlett's days.

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:14 PM
i think he is the money man, he broke his nose and will break his jaw next time.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Wow, nice use of a dump button.

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:15 PM
the boxer took a good bump though to the floor.

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Im scratching my nuts right now and theres more heat down there then in this feud.

Was that really Floyd Mayweather or a video game version with only 10 programs lines?

Get MY JET! GET MY JET! Lets go! [sits and stares]

Flea_Man
03-03-2008, 09:16 PM
That was the worst thing I've seen in a long time.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:16 PM
That was the worst thing I've seen in a long time.

When was the last time that you looked in a mirror and saw your faggoty frosted hair?

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:17 PM
That was the worst thing I've seen in a long time.

Worst thing since, Spirit Squad vs. HBK every single week

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:18 PM
Im scratching my nuts right now and theres more heat down there then in this feud.

Was that really Floyd Mayweather or a video game version with only 10 programs lines?

Get MY JET! GET MY JET! Lets go! [sits and stares]

He had to keep saying that so he would say something like:

Oh shit son! It's on like a muthafucka. Ima blow your muthafuckin face off you bitch ass nga. Get my fucking pistol! Get my muthafuckin pistol. This nga bout to get shot the fuck up in this bitch....

Or something like that.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:19 PM
Oh, new HHH DVD set. That could be good

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:21 PM
Oh, new HHH DVD set. That could be good

Saw the match listing. Looks decent.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:22 PM
Saw the match listing. Looks decent.

Let me guess, no Benoit matches?

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:22 PM
Saw the match listing. Looks decent.

care to share which ones?

RMM46
03-03-2008, 09:22 PM
Oh, new HHH DVD set. That could be good

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0010X7464/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2RDF9IBDNKE2D&colid=3T8J8YFHXGSYK

Matches/comments/stories. No documentary.

Flea_Man
03-03-2008, 09:23 PM
Oh, new HHH DVD set. That could be good

I read about it. Wasn't impressed.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:24 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0010X7464/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2RDF9IBDNKE2D&colid=3T8J8YFHXGSYK

Matches/comments/stories. No documentary.

Well.....shit....and stuff

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:24 PM
love the double axe handle from the top rope to the guy lying on the ground...leading to the boot to the face.

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:24 PM
Double Figure 4:clap::clap:

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 09:26 PM
now shawn michaels doesnt wanna fight flair? what the fuck? he made the challenge, didn't he?

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:27 PM
Let me guess, no Benoit matches?

No Benoit in any compilations for now. They will put him in any single event PPVs they do (like the upcoming Summerslam box set).

Well.....shit....and stuff

The problem I think they had with this one and the Austin one was that they already did a DVD for them and they each had a documentary there. Instead of going over the same shit they went a different route. The Austin one is pretty good since it has his comments and backstory interwoven with the the matches. I would guess that the Triple H one would be the same.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:29 PM
god dammit. I really want someone else to get an NES style shirt like Cena's.



And a three hour raw next week? What did I miss as to why?

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:29 PM
Cenas shirt kicks ass

RMM46
03-03-2008, 09:29 PM
No Benoit in any compilations for now. They will put him in any single event PPVs they do (like the upcoming Summerslam box set).



The problem I think they had with this one and the Austin one was that they already did a DVD for them and they each had a documentary there. Instead of going over the same shit they went a different route. The Austin one is pretty good since it has his comments and backstory interwoven with the the matches. I would guess that the Triple H one would be the same.

Like the Hogan one and the Mysterio one.

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:30 PM
How much money are they reportedly giving Mayweather for this?

And Raw is a clip show next week?

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:30 PM
Three hours next week? For some reason I don't think it will be as thrilling as the 15th year Anniversary was.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:30 PM
How much money are they reportedly giving Mayweather for this?

And Raw is a clip show next week?

$20 Million


And it's going to be a fucking clip show? WTF?

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:31 PM
god dammit. I really want someone else to get an NES style shirt like Cena's.



And a three hour raw next week? What did I miss as to why?

Wrestlemania rewind
all matches from past WM's. They will be fighting next week. Plus Floyd Mayweather is going to be there.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Like the Hogan one and the Mysterio one.

I didn't waste time on the Mysterio one, but they were both in the same boat as Austin and Triple H since they both had smaller comps before.

Also, the Hogan one wasn't like the Austin since it was the same in-studio drivel leading into the matches. The Austin one had his comments plus more backstory.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:32 PM
Wrestlemania rewind
all matches from past WM's. They will be fighting next week. Plus Floyd Mayweather is going to be there.

I'm hoping for either Tito Santana vs. The Executioner or King Kong Bundy vs. SD Jones.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 09:33 PM
FINALLY the highlight reel is comming back

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:34 PM
$20 Million




I was seriously thought the Big Show was kidding when he said that. How many more people does Vince expect to buy the PPV just for having him?

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:35 PM
Ok I'm out for tonight. Have a lot of things to do. I'll give you my thoughts on Raw tomorrow. Have a good night.:action-sm

I think that Regal has fun with saying Youmaga. There has to be a joke backstage with that, other wise JR wouldn't have set Regal up like that. hahaha

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:35 PM
Is it just me, or does Regal kina look constipated?

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:35 PM
i think Umaga should fight Shockmaster at Wrestlemania and Batista could work at the concession stand, but not on the Nacho Machine, maybe corndogs or giant pretzels.

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:35 PM
FINALLY the highlight reel is comming back
x2

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:36 PM
I think that Regal has fun with saying Youmaga. There has to be a joke backstage with that, other wise JR wouldn't have set Regal up like that. hahaha

I'm not sure which is better, You-Manga, or Triple Haitch

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:36 PM
Is it just me, or does Regal kina look constipated?

Rogaine + HGH = constipation.

O&APartyRock24
03-03-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm not sure which is better, You-Manga, or Triple Haitch

Triple Haitch because its such a stretch.

RMM46
03-03-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm not sure which is better, You-Manga, or Triple Haitch

You-Manga

Easily.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:40 PM
I don't care if they completely fucked up the comeback, but Jericho still fucking rules on every level.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:41 PM
Are You Smarter Than a Snitsky

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:43 PM
Are You Smarter Than a Snitsky

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Much better program than "Cooking with Goldberg".

walking joint
03-03-2008, 09:44 PM
hardy is William Wallace

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:45 PM
Much better program than "Cooking with Goldberg".

Anything is better than "Nigging It Up With Cena"

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 09:46 PM
Smarter than a Snitsky, Cooking with Goldberg = win. And they don't use him on Raw, why?


if You-manga beats Batista at Wrestlemania, I will buy each one of you 5 drinks the next time I see you in person

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:48 PM
Anything is better than "Nigging It Up With Cena"

Even "Shitty Facial Hair and Homoerotic Tendencies" with the Hardy Boyz?

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:48 PM
Anything is better than "Nigging It Up With Cena"

"Armbars with Orton"?

Smarter than a Snitsky, Cooking with Goldberg = win. And they don't use him on Raw, why?


if You-manga beats Batista at Wrestlemania, I will buy each one of you 5 drinks the next time I see you in person

For some reason I don't think you will be buying anyone anything at all. Pretty much a lock Batista wins, unless he goes and fucks Stephanie in a very uncomfortable place.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:48 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


That commercial for Wrestlemania totally fucking ruled

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:49 PM
Wow, Carlito is still employed, looks like i lost a bet.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 09:49 PM
ok now it's the jeritron 6000?

that carlito/maria wrestlemania commercial kicks ass

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:49 PM
"Armbars with Orton"?

Not bad, I would have gone with "Randy's Resthold Revue" though

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:50 PM
if You-manga beats Batista at Wrestlemania, I will buy each one of you 5 drinks the next time I see you in person

You wanna come to the first friday night yankee game and use my extra seat?

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:50 PM
Not bad, I would have gone with "Randy's Resthold Revue" though

Either way, the point is still the same. Orton is a fucktard who needs to die.

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:51 PM
Strength Training with Beniot?


ohhhh, Super Smash brother brawl commercial! !

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 09:51 PM
How much money are they reportedly giving Mayweather for this?

And Raw is a clip show next week?$20 Million


And it's going to be a fucking clip show? WTF?
I heard that what's more likely is Mayweather is earning only $1-2 million and x% of the PPV gross. That way WWE won't have a one-time expense of $20million. Don't forget, WWE is a publically traded company. An substantiated rumor of an expense like that would make the stock tank. As for the show, I think it's rematches of shows past. I can't wait to see Undertaker vs. Kane...again

Anything is better than "Nigging It Up With Cena"x2

hahahahhahaha, Carlito is the fucking best

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:51 PM
Strength Training with Beniot?

"Hangin with Benoit"

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:53 PM
Strength Training with Beniot?


!

You can follow it up with "How to handle a lippy wife and a retarded son" for a nice hour block of educational entertainment.

Perch1019
03-03-2008, 09:53 PM
"Hangin with Benoit"

much better.
I stink

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 09:54 PM
That fucking animated of gif of benoit swinging on the bowflex fucking cracks me up

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 09:56 PM
For some reason I don't think you will be buying anyone anything at all. Pretty much a lock Batista wins, unless he goes and fucks Stephanie in a very uncomfortable place.Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?

You wanna come to the first friday night yankee game and use my extra seat?When's the date? I'm definitely quite interested

Kennedy's new entrance music > Hardy's new entrance music, but I miss him introducing himself & his opponent


Charisma 202 with Randy Orton?

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 09:58 PM
"CM Punk's Beer Blast"

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:58 PM
Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?



Bingo

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 09:58 PM
how about undertaking with the undertaker?

I know, I suck, horribly.

Steam
03-03-2008, 09:59 PM
"CM Punk's Beer Blast"

Followed up by "Sobriety by Jake"

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:00 PM
Orton's autobiography:

"Headlocks and Heartaches:
How I Overcame My Steroid Abuse and Lack of Talent to Become a Mediocre Wrestler on My Best Day"

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:00 PM
how about undertaking with the undertaker?

I know, I suck, horribly.

I always preferred "Jobbing with Horowitz"
that fucking facebuster on the apron was AWESOME

I'd love it if Kennedy went over here...

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:00 PM
"The Eighteenth Level of Destrucitity and What It Means For Low Level Humans an the Fear of What Destrucitity Means To Them" With your host, Warrior

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:00 PM
Followed up by "Sobriety by Jake"

DDT's and DT's

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:01 PM
Orton's autobiography:

"Headlocks and Heartaches:
How I Overcame My Steroid Abuse and Lack of Talent to Become a Mediocre Wrestler on My Best Day"

Legacy: How having the right last name will guarantee you a spot with the top wrestling company on the planet.

Too wordy, yeah.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:02 PM
Jesus....did you guys see that fucking behemoth in the black/white striped shirt on the left? :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:02 PM
"The Eighteenth Level of Destrucitity and What It Means For Low Level Humans an the Fear of What Destrucitity Means To Them" With your host, Warrior


When i read that, i got in my car, pissed my pants, ran off the road and got a ticket!

Thanks alot!

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:03 PM
Jesus....did you guys see that fucking behemoth in the black/white striped shirt on the left? :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

nah, is she hot?

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:04 PM
Sleep Driving with JYD

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:04 PM
"The Santino Marello Story:
How Pictures of Vince McMahon with a Nude Asian Boy Can Get You a Push"

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:04 PM
nah, is she hot?

Uh, he used the word "behemoth", sir.

When was the last time you referred to someone you thought was hot as a "behemoth"?

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:04 PM
"How to Safely Rapel From the Rafters with Owen Hart"

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:05 PM
Joy. Another come from behind tap out victory for Cena.

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:05 PM
"The Santino Marello Story:
How Pictures of Vince McMahon with a Nude Asian Boy Can Get You a Push"

Hey fuck you, Santino's promos are the shit.

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:06 PM
I don't think my dick can take seeing Maria naked. It might actually detach and run away out fear of how hard i beat it.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:06 PM
DDT's and DT's
hahah, nice Sonny...like that one

Crack Cocaine & Close-armed Clothelines: The Vices of Jake 'the Snake' Roberts


good goddamn did Candice's tits look fantastic. Poor Big Show, he comes back to the WWE just to fucking job to a ****** at Wrestlemania who's not even 5'10"

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:06 PM
"How to Safely Rapel From the Rafters with Owen Hart"

Flying with the Blue Blazer

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:06 PM
It's not a show, but a cover tune:

Suicide is Painless by the Von Erich Family Singers.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:07 PM
Uh, he used the word "behemoth", sir.

When was the last time you referred to someone you thought was hot as a "behemoth"?

I always thought Anna Nicole Smith was hot, even when she was fat.

and

Candice looks.........................................

..............................different

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:08 PM
nah, is she hot?Uh, he used the word "behemoth", sir.

When was the last time you referred to someone you thought was hot as a "behemoth"?picture the love-child of Tugboat and Bertha Faye...

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:09 PM
Uh, he used the word "behemoth", sir.

When was the last time you referred to someone you thought was hot as a "behemoth"?

If it's over 74 degrees, most Behemoths would be hot....just not in the attractive sense of the word.

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:09 PM
It's not a show, but a cover tune:

Suicide is Painless by the Von Erich Family Singers.

I don't care, just as long as she's one of the singers http://www.legendschampionshipwrestling.com/uploaded_images/l_eeb428476e28aeeff1a3b01f09869682-727205.jpg

preferably topless and with my cock in her mouth.

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:10 PM
Dick in hand, ready to start jerking

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:10 PM
"How to properly accessorize your ceiling fan. The Mike Awesome Story."

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:10 PM
and while i am it:

My Left Foot with Kerry Von Erich

or

Cobain Ripped Me Off with Kerry Von Erich

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:11 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand post

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:11 PM
and while i am it:

My Left Foot with Kerry Von Erich

or

Cobain Ripped Me Off with Kerry Von Erich

The Hole in my Head with Chris Von Erich

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:12 PM
Whats the cover swerve gonna be?

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:12 PM
ugh, Sucktino ruins it

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:13 PM
Santino fucking rules!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:13 PM
hahahahahahha, Santino = world's funniest cockblocker


hahahhaa, Erectile malfunction

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:13 PM
Yay!!! Maria is standing up to this bonehead.

You go GIRL!!!!!

walking joint
03-03-2008, 10:14 PM
is Patrice in the ring?

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:14 PM
"Is it your 'timing of the month' Maria?"


:haha7:

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:14 PM
wait a minute.....................

that doesnt look like Maria. It looks like Santino Marella.

walking joint
03-03-2008, 10:14 PM
Santino rules.."is it your time of the month"

CM Mark
03-03-2008, 10:15 PM
is Patrice in the ring?

Why? Did someone ruin Cloverfield and The Wire?

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:15 PM
wait a minute.....................

that doesnt look like Maria. It looks like Santino Marella.

I jacked to it already anyway.

Awful Me
03-03-2008, 10:15 PM
Ok, I have to be at gym at 4:30 am.

While searching for music on youtube just now, i found this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

It isn't wrestling related, but it made me laugh.

Cya in the listening threads Buddays

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:16 PM
Ok, I have to be at gym at 4:30 am.

While searching for music on youtube just now, i found this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY
It isn't wrestling related, but it made me laugh.

Cya in the listening threads Buddays

"How To Tell a Successful Treadmill Joke" by CM Mark

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:16 PM
hahahahhahahaahhaha, Santino just yelling at the crowd to close their eyes

I was hoping he'd goon-hand her and permanently solidify the guinea wife-beater steriotype for all the young kids in attendance

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:17 PM
hahahahhahahaahhaha, Santino just yelling at the crowd to close their eyes

I was hoping he'd goon-hand her and permanently solidify the guinea wife-beater steriotype for all the young kids in attendance

Throw some Spaghetti at her huge forehead

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:19 PM
Spaghetti?

http://www.jizzblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/facial.jpg

$$$$ In the Bank!...oh dear sweet baby jesus, please let Carlito win this due to interference by Santino. It'll almost make the 1/2 of the tag champs look like he doesn't suck at life


I still say they should have a Tag Title Unification bout at Wrestlemania. Have Tommy Dreamer & Whipwreck 2.0 beat Miz & Morrison, then go for the unification against Cody "I have less charisma than Randy Orton" Rhodes & Sparky Plugg

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:23 PM
I don't want one penny of my WM money to go to any match that has Cody Rhodes in it. That would make me sick to my stomach.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:24 PM
I hope Cody wins.

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:26 PM
Phew.

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:27 PM
I don't want one penny of my WM money to go to any match that has Cody Rhodes in it. That would make me sick to my stomach.

He'll be in it somehow.

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:32 PM
I don't want one penny of my WM money to go to any match that has Cody Rhodes in it. That would make me sick to my stomach.

He'll be in it somehow.

I should have been more clear.

I don't want one penny of my WM money to go to any major match that has Cody Rhodes in it.

Some garbage Tag Team Title Match where I can go take a piss during it would be fine. I didn't want him to ruin the MITB Match.

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:32 PM
Wait...I thought Mayweather was on his way to Raw to fight Big Show. What happened?? "whaa"

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:33 PM
I thought this fucko would be good at cutting promos.

He's going to break his jaw? That's fucking outrageous.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:34 PM
okay, so who interferes during the Mayweather-Show match?

I've got a better chance of going down on Victoria than Show has of beating Floyd Mayweather


Mike Adamle > Floyd Mayweather on mic

hahahha, even with that "Those who have influenced sports............................................ ..........................entertainment"



holy shit, Mae Young was hot as hell back when Hitler was a teenager!

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:35 PM
Enjoy hearing this cunt ramble for 20 minutes Mark.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:40 PM
Mae Young is FINALLY getting her day and getting inducted into the Hall of Fame.

GOD I wish Moolah was still alive to see this day.

jimmyjimjimz
03-03-2008, 10:42 PM
NICE Finlay has new and better music. FINALLY.

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:43 PM
Mae Young is FINALLY getting her day and getting inducted into the Hall of Fame.

GOD I wish Moolah was still alive to see this day.

Do ya?

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:45 PM
Poor Hornswaggle is going to get the shit kicked out of him again.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 10:45 PM
oh fuckin A...Finlay is Hornswoggle's Pops. Good! Now I wonder if that means the Vince's son angle is done and dead or if Kennedy can slide back into this?


what type of gimmick match do we have between JBL & Finlay? Streetfight? Cage? Hornswoggle on a Pole match?

RMM46
03-03-2008, 10:51 PM
Wow. 2 unbelieveably bad segments on a Road to Wrestlemania Raw.

Prego McMahon's writing SUCKS.

And good for Mae Young. Well deserved induction. Hope she makes it to WM24.

Steam
03-03-2008, 10:58 PM
I like how Cena sells the story when he's on commentary but he sounds like a fucktard.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 11:01 PM
I like that King was like, "Umm...we weren't sure whether or not to bring up what Randy Orton did to your father"

aka

"We were told not to address what Randy Orton did to your father due to the fact that we believe that the typical WWE fan has a shorter memory than a retarded goldfish"

RMM46
03-03-2008, 11:05 PM
The excitement! The matches! What a great episode of Raw tonihzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jimmy's Dignity
03-03-2008, 11:07 PM
holy shit...it was a fucking Raw that ended at 11:04!


okay, playing catch-up from Friday...Edge rules. "Lets go to God's Country...Canada! We'll go to Toronto, maybe Moosejunk..." :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

what's the deal with Michelle McCool? She doesn't look ANYTHING like she did when she first came into WWE

Flea_Man
03-04-2008, 12:30 AM
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/dkwhiskey/gifs/flairrap6.gif

Kugzilla
03-04-2008, 03:07 AM
Floyd Mayweather with a live Mic is about as entertaining as a Snitsky vs. NAthan Jones match. Geez, he sucks.

That episode kinda blew. Nothin like limpin into Mania.

Good for Mae, but they need to induct Steamboat.

commish13
03-04-2008, 03:14 AM
holy shit...it was a fucking Raw that ended at 11:04!


okay, playing catch-up from Friday...Edge rules. "Lets go to God's Country...Canada! We'll go to Toronto, maybe Moosejunk..." :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Moosejaw, but who's counting?

O&APartyRock24
03-04-2008, 04:25 PM
I think that it was an Okay Raw not great but just Okay. I would like to see a Hardy vs. Y2J Feud and make Y2J turn Heel, because that would be the best thing for him. Also The main even was okay, kind of predictable. The Finlay segment was good, and they finally made that angle interesting, in my point of view. Other then that, it wasn't that eventful. But it is getting interesting with WM24 approaching. I just wish that it was a better main event, because they have to put so many elements into it. If it just was Cena vs. HHH then they could really push it. but i think that since it is a triple threat match it's holding it back to some point.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-04-2008, 05:09 PM
I think that it was an Okay Raw not great but just Okay. I would like to see a Hardy vs. Y2J Feud and make Y2J turn Heel, because that would be the best thing for him. Also The main even was okay, kind of predictable. The Finlay segment was good, and they finally made that angle interesting, in my point of view. Other then that, it wasn't that eventful. But it is getting interesting with WM24 approaching. I just wish that it was a better main event, because they have to put so many elements into it. If it just was Cena vs. HHH then they could really push it. but i think that since it is a triple threat match it's holding it back to some point.

Y2J as a heel would be great...that way, since they're clearly not going to elevate him back up to the World Title where he belongs, he can at least bring some heat to the IC belt. I'd love to see a legitimate feud over that belt, as opposed to what they've been doing for the last while where it's like, "Oh yeah we may as well put this on the line..." It's like the belt is just tossed in there as an afterthought


and you're right, main event triple threat...it's not getting built-up/pushed like it should. They're not even doing Undertaker-Edge as hard as they should! Where are the video montages etc a la Rock/Austin at Wrestlemania XVIII?

O&APartyRock24
03-04-2008, 06:53 PM
Y2J as a heel would be great...that way, since they're clearly not going to elevate him back up to the World Title where he belongs, he can at least bring some heat to the IC belt. I'd love to see a legitimate feud over that belt, as opposed to what they've been doing for the last while where it's like, "Oh yeah we may as well put this on the line..." It's like the belt is just tossed in there as an afterthought


and you're right, main event triple threat...it's not getting built-up/pushed like it should. They're not even doing Undertaker-Edge as hard as they should! Where are the video montages etc a la Rock/Austin at Wrestlemania XVIII?

They need to make the IC title a "force" again because if they do it will add depth in the RAW and will make it more interesting.
They are really falling short with Taker vs. Edge match. They should have started that sooner so that it could built more.

also there are these stories--
Rob Van Dam To ROH?, Major WrestleMania 24 Spoilers Inside
03/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

# Ring of Honor officials are trying to get Rob Van Dam to appear at their event on May 10th from the Hammerstein Ballroom, New York. While people close to Van Dam have stated he's not interested, ROH booker Gabe Gave Sapolsky thinks it's worth perusing.

----
# Celebrity news site TMZ.com has posted an update to the ongoing Hogan divorce saga. The latest news is that Linda is trying to legally prevent Hulk getting their son Nick involved in what she calls the "messy matters of divorce". Linda has filed documents claiming Hulk has used Nick to deliver messages about the divorce and told him secrets that he didn't want her to know about. She also says their marital problems have caused Nick to become "withdrawn and conflicted." Linda added that she has no interest in selling their home, but alleges that Hulk has told Nick that if they don't sell, there could be a "negative outcome" in Nick's pending criminal case. Linda wants the court to order Hulk to stop talking to their son about the divorce.


Also WM24 Spoiler---
# Dave Meltzer is reporting that the likely winners for the two title matches at Wrestlemania are Triple H and The Undertaker. The Undertaker was promised a long title reign last year, until an injury forced him to surrender the title early. Triple H is expected to walk away with the WWE title, especially with John Cena working on the "12 Rounds" movie. This current plan has Cena facing Triple H this summer once Cena returns to a full-time wrestling schedule. Of course, WWE plans change on an almost daily basis.

Blinkoff2007
03-04-2008, 07:31 PM
Maria in Playboy:

http://celebsim.blogspot.com/2008/03/maria-kanellis-does-playboy.html

ratedRsuperstar
03-04-2008, 09:03 PM
Maria in Playboy:

http://celebsim.blogspot.com/2008/03/maria-kanellis-does-playboy.html

wow. no homo but i'm not impressed. nothing more than her ring + unstimulated nips. i'm kind of disappointed.

i hate to say it but extreme expose or any members thereof may have been more gooder

jimmyjimjimz
03-04-2008, 10:12 PM
ECW's on now. I guess no one else is watching. For like the 13th time in 15 weeks, the main event is Chavo vs CM Punk. They really gotta get rid of ECW. It's never gonna be the original ECW. Wow, Colin Delaney just got disqualified. When did people get disqualified in the original ECW? Never. At least I don't ever remember anyone getting disqualified. Paul Heyman has to start something new. They (WWE) need compitition. TNA isnt much compitition. They need something better.

jimmyjimjimz
03-04-2008, 10:42 PM
wow big supprise. Next week, Colin Delaney and Tommy Dreamer fight The Miz and Johnny Nitro for the tag titles for the 3rd week in a row.

Vyce
03-04-2008, 10:52 PM
wow. no homo but i'm not impressed. nothing more than her ring + unstimulated nips. i'm kind of disappointed.

i hate to say it but extreme expose or any members thereof may have been more gooder

It's Playboy. Playboy continues to take hot chicks, have them pose naked, and somehow make it far less sexy or interesting than it should be.

Vyce
03-04-2008, 10:53 PM
Also WM24 Spoiler---
# Dave Meltzer is reporting that the likely winners for the two title matches at Wrestlemania are Triple H and The Undertaker. The Undertaker was promised a long title reign last year, until an injury forced him to surrender the title early. Triple H is expected to walk away with the WWE title, especially with John Cena working on the "12 Rounds" movie. This current plan has Cena facing Triple H this summer once Cena returns to a full-time wrestling schedule. Of course, WWE plans change on an almost daily basis.

That makes me fucking furious.

That fucking old man doesn't DESERVE a long title reign.

God, am I sick of Taker's bullshit. Start jobbing yourself out, and fucking retire already.

Steam
03-04-2008, 11:01 PM
That makes me fucking furious.

That fucking old man doesn't DESERVE a long title reign.

God, am I sick of Taker's bullshit. Start jobbing yourself out, and fucking retire already.

I don't know why we are spoilerizing this shit since most everyone can figure out how the titles will shake down but to be a team player...

I fucking hate the Undertaker too. I'm always the first to criticize him but I say give him a fitting run with the title. The guy deserves it after all he's given the company. He never was really given the ball for more than half a year. Have him do his run and then hopefully make someone legitimate in the process.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-05-2008, 09:32 AM
...This current plan has Cena facing Triple H this summer once Cena returns to a full-time wrestling schedule...
More Cena...

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2259/cena1rp3.jpg

fantastic

Reaper G
03-05-2008, 09:49 AM
Colin Delaney = Mikey Whipwreck 2008

CM Mark
03-05-2008, 09:52 AM
Colin Delaney = Mikey Whipwreck 2008

and ironically, that is the 2008th time that comparison has been made on wackbag.


:action-sm

O&APartyRock24
03-05-2008, 11:39 AM
HHH staring in new WWE Film
- The next WWE Films production (after "12 Rounds") is called "Journey of Death." ťTriple H will be starring in the film. According to the PWTorch Newsletter the film has been in the works for a few years and will be a modern-day Western. It is slated for a release sometime in 2009.
Isn't that a surprise.

Standby
03-05-2008, 12:23 PM
Interesting trivia to those who are indy savvy. Not sure if this got mentioned before, don't think it did.

Brodie Lee (who you can find on youtube kicking Tim Donst's face OFF. O-F-F OFF) was supposed to be the Colin Delaney role.

Problem was... for the first time in WWE history, he was TOO big. The dude's very tall, and looks pretty badass with a trucker gimmick. He looks a little like Jason Lee in Earl.

So he called friend and frequent tag partner in Chikara, Jimmy Olsen. Jimmy didn't pick up his phone. Colin did.

And Colin got pulled from King of Trios. Boo. Stupid Retail Dragon had to replace him...

Standby
03-05-2008, 12:24 PM
HHH staring in new WWE Film

Isn't that a surprise.

Journey to Death is what they should refer to the progression of WWE Films.

Vyce
03-05-2008, 12:41 PM
I don't know why we are spoilerizing this shit since most everyone can figure out how the titles will shake down but to be a team player...

I fucking hate the Undertaker too. I'm always the first to criticize him but I say give him a fitting run with the title. The guy deserves it after all he's given the company. He never was really given the ball for more than half a year. Have him do his run and then hopefully make someone legitimate in the process.

He doesn't fucking deserve it. Not a long run with the belt, not even really to be given the belt again.

I don't know what fantasy land you people live in, either, where you think that Taker's going to suddenly start putting people over. He NEVER puts people over. Go watch every fucking instance in the past few years where he's supposedly put over a younger star - just about every one has been an overbooked mess that ends with Taker coming out of it as strong as ever. People bitch about HHH, but Taker's so far beyond even HHH's bullshit about putting himself over it's not even funny. It's what you get when you have a wrestler who's the biggest fucking mark for their own gimmick.

Stormrider666
03-05-2008, 01:40 PM
HHH staring in new WWE Film

Isn't that a surprise.

The only movie Triple H should be starring in, his a new installment of the Conan the Barbarian series. I'm totally serious when I say this.

So I'm finally caught up with Raw from Monday night.(damn sinus headache) Man I forget how cool it was to DVR Raw and fast foward through the dull parts. (anything involving Big Show-Mayweather, Umaga's match, and most of the revealing of Maria's Playboy cover).

Speaking of Maria, anybody notice she is dumping the dumb, innocent acting whore act. She might actually able to pull off a bitch turn.

The Hornswaggle bit, I'm not going to lie, was a little creepy.

I only see good things coming out of a possible Hardy-Jericho fued.

MITB is shaping up to be a great match, I'm just worried who might be getting one of the final 3 spots.

As for the Undertaker getting a title run, I have no problem with it. I mean they put the fucking belt on Khali.

Standby
03-05-2008, 02:21 PM
I'll say it. I prefer Maria with her clothes on.

I just have a problem with what they're going to do with Santino. WWE have problems with multitasking. You can have a comedy character. You can push a character. WWE doesn't seem to understand that you can do both (Hornswaggle doesn't count).

So poor Santino will probably fizzle out after the Playboy thing is over... shame, he's a decent worker and fuckin' cracks me up.

Stormrider666
03-05-2008, 02:41 PM
I'll say it. I prefer Maria with her clothes on.

I just have a problem with what they're going to do with Santino. WWE have problems with multitasking. You can have a comedy character. You can push a character. WWE doesn't seem to understand that you can do both (Hornswaggle doesn't count).

So poor Santino will probably fizzle out after the Playboy thing is over... shame, he's a decent worker and fuckin' cracks me up.

That's been bugging me, the fact they were pretty much using both Santino and Carlito to push the Maria playboy shoot. The Santino and Carlito angle, had alot of pontential, sadly I think there was one exchange on the mic between them. Instead of Santino wrestling for the tag team titles or maybe getting a shot in MITB, he is probably going to get roped into fighting Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania.

O&APartyRock24
03-05-2008, 03:20 PM
General News Update
Stephanie McMahon Furious At Mayweather Segments, JR
03/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

Bryan Alvarez is reporting that Stephanie McMahon “chewed out” Bruce Pritchard for his work directing the Floyd Mayweather segments on RAW Monday night. The segments were a major disappointment.

WWE has released the pay-per-view promotional poster for their Backlash pay-per-view. The Undertaker is the featured superstar


Press Release: WWE Confirms Celebrities For WrestleMania
03/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

Source: WWE.com

WWE has released the following press release this morning touting the involvement of several celebrities at WrestleMania. Note that aside from the names listed below, rapper 50 Cent and socialite Kim Kardashian are also scheduled to appear.

Celebrities Pack a Punch at WrestleMania® XXIV:
John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Raven-Symoné Join WWE® Superstars March 30

STAMFORD, Conn., March 5, 2008 �" In addition to recently announced Floyd Mayweather, who will wrestle 7-foot, 399 lb Big Show® in a David vs. Goliath match up, WWE is packing a Hollywood punch confirming four more celebrities for WrestleMania XXIV.

Five-time Grammy-winner and multi-platinum singer, songwriter and performer John Legend will perform “America the Beautiful” live at this year’s bash in Orlando, Fla. on Sunday, March 30. Snoop Dogg will also be on hand as Celebrity Ring Announcer for a “BunnyMania” match with Playboy cover girls Candice Michelle™ and Maria™ squaring off against the Glamazon™ Beth Phoenix™ and Melina.

Also confirmed is popular actress/musician Raven-Symoné, who will be a part of the WWE’s biggest wish-granting event ever, hosting the Bacon, Bagels and Biceps brunch and accompanying more than 50 Make-A-Wish children at WrestleMania XXIV. Rounding out the extravaganza, Red Hot Chili Peppers will lend their hit single “Snow (Hey Oh)” as the theme song this year.

John Legend’s albums -- "Get Lifted" and "Once Again" -- have secured his place as one of the most striking, vital and important American musical artists to emerge in the 21st century. Legend originally gained notoriety as an in-demand all-star studio session writer and musician whose credits included work with Lauryn Hill, Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys, Common and Kanye West, among others

Calvin “Snoop Dogg” Broadus is a rare exception in the turbulent world of Hip-Hop, managing to stay tremendously relevant throughout his 16-plus years in the game. From music to movies, video games to clothing lines and now his own hit TV show (E!’s reality series Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood), Snoop Dogg is an all-out pop culture icon and household name.

Raven-Symoné is well known as the star of “That’s So Raven,” “The Cheetah Girls” series and “The Cosby Show” as well as the Dr. Dolittle film series. Raven is starring in and executive producing the upcoming film “College Road Trip,” which will be released on March 7 by Walt Disney Pictures and co-stars Martin Lawrence. Her fourth album - titled Raven-Symoné - will be released on April 29, 2008.

Additional information on World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (NYSE: WWE) can be found at wwe.com and corporate.wwe.com. For information on our global activities, go to http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/
All from wrestlezone.com

Standby
03-05-2008, 04:32 PM
What about me? What about Raven-Symone?

Stormrider666
03-05-2008, 04:37 PM
The theme song this year stinks. Also I forget to mention, if they can't find footage of you wrestling in your prime(Mae Young I'm looking right at you) you should not be inducted into the WWE HOF.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-05-2008, 05:05 PM
I'll say it. I prefer men.we know

That's been bugging me, the fact they were pretty much using both Santino and Carlito to push the Maria playboy shoot. The Santino and Carlito angle, had alot of pontential, sadly I think there was one exchange on the mic between them. Instead of Santino wrestling for the tag team titles or maybe getting a shot in MITB, he is probably going to get roped into fighting Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania.

and you're right, Santino is going to probably get saddled with a match against Lawler...and it sucks. Santino/Carlito rule, and they could have been great tag champs or they could have a stellar singles feud

O&APartyRock24
03-05-2008, 05:15 PM
The theme song this year stinks. Also I forget to mention, if they can't find footage of you wrestling in your prime(Mae Young I'm looking right at you) you should not be inducted into the WWE HOF.

The theme this year does suck. Also they can't find footage of Mae Young ing her prime, because they didn't have video back them.

also this--
#


# According to CNN.com, some WWE stars will be appearing on Larry King Live on Thursday, March 13. Vince McMahon, John Cena, Chris Jericho, and Floyd Mayweather will be appearing on the show. Here is the official preview: "Larry knows how to wrestle with his guests, but this time he really goes to the mat! The WWE and the King knock heads for a few rounds. Vince McMahon, John Cena, Chris Jericho, and Floyd Mayweather have something to say with their muscles and their mouths. Brawl with the big boys!"

Jimmy's Dignity
03-05-2008, 05:32 PM
oh dear god let the guys get that fucking audio

ratedRsuperstar
03-05-2008, 07:24 PM
What about me? What about Raven-Symone?

very nice, even though it appears nobody else gives a Flock


oh shit! swim walk!





1900th post!

O&APartyRock24
03-07-2008, 10:50 AM
Sports Illustrated article comparing Brett Favre and Ric Flair-
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/03/06/favre.flair.tale/index.html

Also Matches for tonights Smackdowzzzzzzzz--
Confirmed Matches For Tonight's WWE SmackDown
03/07/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following matches have been taped for tonight's edition of WWE SmackDown:

* U.S. Champion MVP vs. Batista

* Edge, Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins vs. The Undertaker

* Chavo Guerrero, Miz & John Morrison vs. CM Punk, Jesse & Festus

* Kane vs. Chuck Palumbo

* Jamie Noble vs. Big Show

* Shannon Moore vs. Deuce

* Edge hosts "The Cutting Edge" with Ric Flair as his guest

* Diva Swimsuit Contest with Eve Torres, Maryse, Cherry, Victoria and Michelle McCool

* Also appearing: Jimmy Wang Yang and Domino

O&APartyRock24
03-07-2008, 03:40 PM
Rey Mysterio To Return Early Under New Policy

03/07/2008 by Keelan Balderson

Source: PWTorch

There is reportedly a new policy within WWE where they give false return dates for wrestlers in order for it to appear more of a surprise when they come back early like John Cena. It is very likely that Rey Mysterio will come back earlier than WWE have reported.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-07-2008, 03:41 PM
as long as he doesn't come back and immediately get back in the World Heavyweight Title chase, I'm fine


have him go after the ECW title and Chavo

Steam
03-07-2008, 06:22 PM
It depends on how they book Rey. I like his in-ring ability but the cheesiness of the last storyline was pretty bad.

Steam
03-07-2008, 09:23 PM
Since my opinion holds a lot of weight, I'm going to give you all a ranking of the bikini contest so if you are one of the douches who actually bothers to vote you know who to vote out.

1) Maryse - I want to eat her asshole as she talks in her french accent.
2) Victoria - I just want to eat her asshole
3) Michelle - Good face but the tits are a bit off, but you know what? I want to eat her asshole.
4) Cherry - the face is pretty beat but her tits are pretty nice.
5) Eve - Get out of here you generic Hispanic cunt.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-07-2008, 11:12 PM
Steam I saw that....I kinda like the "doofy asshole" gimmick they're doin w/ Victoria. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm 100% in line w/ your whore lineup

Jimmy's Dignity
03-07-2008, 11:30 PM
oh dear lord...to much vodka

commish13
03-08-2008, 12:54 AM
Since my opinion holds a lot of weight, I'm going to give you all a ranking of the bikini contest so if you are one of the douches who actually bothers to vote you know who to vote out.

1) Maryse - I want to eat her asshole as she talks in her french accent.
2) Victoria - I just want to eat her asshole
3) Michelle - Good face but the tits are a bit off, but you know what? I want to eat her asshole.
4) Cherry - the face is pretty beat but her tits are pretty nice.
5) Eve - Get out of here you generic Hispanic cunt.

Have you seen the Maryse Playboy pictures? Hotchi matchi

or however the shit you spell that

Steam
03-08-2008, 08:41 AM
Steam I saw that....I kinda like the "doofy asshole" gimmick they're doin w/ Victoria. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm 100% in line w/ your whore lineup

I tried to not get attached to Victoria in that competition since she will be the first one out. Dumb cunt should have shook her delicious ass a bit.

Have you seen the Maryse Playboy pictures? Hotchi matchi

or however the shit you spell that


Yeah, they are pretty fucking hot. I love the workout theme too.

Stormrider666
03-08-2008, 11:17 AM
Since my opinion holds a lot of weight, I'm going to give you all a ranking of the bikini contest so if you are one of the douches who actually bothers to vote you know who to vote out.

1) Maryse - I want to eat her asshole as she talks in her french accent.
2) Victoria - I just want to eat her asshole
3) Michelle - Good face but the tits are a bit off, but you know what? I want to eat her asshole.
4) Cherry - the face is pretty beat but her tits are pretty nice.
5) Eve - Get out of here you generic Hispanic cunt.


To quote Black Phillip, Cherry is an ugly pretty chick. So I would have to drop her to #5. I think she will be the first one to be voted out. I would also flip the spots of Victoria and Michelle. 22 days to Wrestlemania and still no sign of Matt Hardy. I also have a feeling, Khali's days on the WWE roster are numbered. If anybody is interested, ESPN classic is running AWA Wrestling Championship, M-F at 1 a.m.

mik3
03-08-2008, 11:25 AM
Michelle's ass is amazing, and what puts her over Maryse. Maryse has generic white girl flat butt.

Stormrider666
03-08-2008, 11:40 AM
Michelle's ass is amazing, and what puts her over Maryse. Maryse has generic white girl flat butt.

You know what, after careful consideration, I going to have to agree with Mik3. So my new Smackdown whore line up goes:

1.Michelle
2.Maryse
3.Victoria
4.Eve
5.Cherry

Jimmy's Dignity
03-08-2008, 11:58 AM
did Michelle get her tits done? I don't remember her having donks like that when she first showed up on WWE tv

Steam
03-08-2008, 12:17 PM
To quote Black Phillip, Cherry is an ugly pretty chick. So I would have to drop her to #5. I think she will be the first one to be voted out. I would also flip the spots of Victoria and Michelle. 22 days to Wrestlemania and still no sign of Matt Hardy. I also have a feeling, Khali's days on the WWE roster are numbered. If anybody is interested, ESPN classic is running AWA Wrestling Championship, M-F at 1 a.m.

Yeah, I DVR'd an episode last week and a college game ran long so I only caught the last 15 or so. Saw a great match with Sommers and Rose and then one with Debeers. Epic. I need to just add the season pass to it. Love old school AWA.

Cherry's face is beat but I love the body. I love thickness and she has it. I put her over Eve because Eve is too generic.

Michelle's ass is amazing, and what puts her over Maryse. Maryse has generic white girl flat butt.

Yeah, Michelle's ass is nice but the tits are off to me. Plus, Maryse's accent does it for me.

Steam
03-08-2008, 12:19 PM
did Michelle get her tits done? I don't remember her having donks like that when she first showed up on WWE tv

I think she got them before she came back this last time.

The job is awful though. The chest is blah.

O&APartyRock24
03-08-2008, 03:03 PM
Good article up on wrestlezone.com
"A John Cena Heel Turn"
COLUMN: OS #21 - John Cena's Heel Turn
03/08/2008 by Kevin McElvaney

Hey WZ readers. Thanks, once again, for reading Offbeat Shenanigans. I'd like to wish a speedy recovery to the man whose promo named this column, Lance Storm. Lance underwent a double knee scope two weeks ago, on February 21. Hope you're feeling better, Lance!

I’d also like to remind everyone that I’m still looking for your votes for the Best Moments in Wrestling History. At the end of this article, I’ll give more details as to how you can vote.

And now, for those of you who might be wondering, no, John Cena is not turning heel. At least, not in this writer’s humble opinion. No, it’s not some kind of “inside” information I have. It’s simply an educated guess and because, frankly, I think WWE would be foolish to turn Cena heel at this point.

I realize that I’m in the minority on this point, when it comes to the internet wrestling community. I also make this argument as someone who, as recently as a few months ago, was begging for Cena to turn heel. While I definitely can’t disagree on the point of Cena becoming stale, nor with the amount of boo’s he’s received, I also can’t condone a turn at this time. Why? Well, it’s because of those very crowd reactions, and it’s also simple math.

50% + 50% = 100%.
60% + 40% = 100%.
25% + 75%, still, = 100.

"Okay, Kev, but what are you trying to prove?" Ah, hypothetical reader, that’s a very good question. These are possible crowd reactions - applause and jeers, respectively - which John Cena might and probably has received. Now notice that, in every case, it’s a 100% reaction. That’s right, reader. Because, whether people are cheering or booing, virtually everyone is reacting to John Cena.

Little kids and younger teens love him and buy his merchandise. Many female fans perch in the bushes outside his beautiful home (a point I’ll address more a bit later in this article). The primary demographic of WWE, as well as this site, largely boo’s the crap out of him. Yes, Cena has his male fans in the 18-45 demographic, and they’re vocal and supportive. Everyone who’s not a fan is equally supportive in at least reacting to his work.

I’ll give you an example. I attended SummerSlam 2006 at the venue formerly named “the Boston Garden.” There were three high profile matches on that card. Hulk Hogan made his return to WWE to face off against Randy Orton. DX took on Vince and Shane McMahon. And John Cena challenged Edge for the WWE title. Guess which match, by and far, got the biggest reaction.

Cena’s fans and hometown supporters rallied for him that night, and they made quite a lot of noise. The other 50% of the crowd were not so much in favor of Edge as against Cena. It was one of the most raucous and intense crowd reactions I’ve heard at a live event and, even though I wasn’t originally too interested in the match, by the end, I was popping up off my seat.

Crowd reactions really can do that much for the product. They keep fans tuning in, buying tickets, and making a lot of noise at televised events which, in turn, enhances the product. How many times have you watched an event that was soured by a lousy, semi-interested crowd? I’ve had that happen in person, and I’m from Philadelphia, where the crowd is always supposed to be intense. With that said, I’ve never seen a crowd yawn through a John Cena match.

Yes, there are things to criticize about Cena. He’s been doing the same shtick for a few years, and many argue that he’s only evolved to a certain extent. But he might just be the WWE’s biggest hope for mainstream crossover. I can tell you that I’ve known a few young women who tune in to WWE programming specifically to see John Cena. They support the shows, and come to like much of the rest of the product. This is all due to Cena’s chiseled good looks. What? Don’t look at me like that! He’s a handsome man! And it’s shown in the fact that girls go ga-ga for him.

“Cena’s not a good wrestler, Kev.” What, Hypotheticus? Compared to who? Cena’s not the greatest scientific wrestler in the history of the game, but there have been far, far less qualified wrestlers, technically speaking, to hold the title he carries. I also hear the argument that he’s a “routine” wrestler, using a lot of the same moves every match. What, you mean like Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, and Bret Hart? I think you’ll see what a piss-poor argument that is.

Most importantly, let’s look at what might happen to Cena’s ballistic crowd reactions if he were to be turned heel. The way I see it, there are a couple possibilities. Remember that Cena was turned face to begin with because many of the very fans who hate him now cheered him back in 2004. He could very well just be turned face again, based on crowd reactions, if he were turned heel. Why go to the trouble?

The more likely possibility, in my opinion, is that Cena’s crowd reactions would, overall, weaken. Yes, he’d earn instant heat with most of the young fans who cheer him now. Let’s say that’s 30% of the audience. The girls would likely still cheer for him. They’re 20%. Meanwhile, what would happen to the guys who boo him now? There’s very little chance that they’d all suddenly rally behind Cena if he were a heel. In fact, I think many would begin to lose interest.

Let’s say that the remaining 50% of the crowd were, originally, 35% Cena critics and 15% Cena adult, male fans. Of the 15% fans, 5% might turn on him because his character would change a little. Maybe 15% would begin to cheer him on, seeing as he’s talented and might be able to win them over with his heel tactics.

30% + 20% + 5% + 15% = 70%
That means 3 out of fans, who, before, were waiting to see what happened in every Cena match, could now care less.

See why WWE hasn’t turned Cena heel?

Let the hate mail commence.

The Best Moments in Wrestling History

I'm looking for your favorite wrestling moments of all time: matches, title wins, debuts, returns, skits, feuds...anything wrestling!

Submit your favorite moments. Up to 10 (or a few more) will be fine. Rank them yourself, or I'll rank them in the order you submit them. Using a weighted point system, I'll be calculating the top vote-getters and posting the top moments on WrestleZone sometime during WrestleMania weekend. Votes must be submitted by March 27 - the night of TNA's first live, two hour Impact.

A fair warning to fans of old school wrestling - particularly the NWA, WCCW, AWA, and the various territories - your favorite moments are going sorely underrepresented in the voting. Be sure cast your votes to get them on the list!

CM Mark
03-08-2008, 04:36 PM
Too lazy to read it all. Cliff notes?

Stormrider666
03-08-2008, 04:49 PM
Too lazy to read it all. Cliff notes?

Cena won't turn heel, because kids, young teens, and chicks buy his merchandise. That half the crowd hates Cena, while the other half cheers him. No matter what the crowd does, they are reacting to Cena, which is good for the overall product. The WWE can use Cena to gain some some mainstream crossover. This is the opinion of the author of the article, not based on some inside information.

The only point I will agree with, is that the time Cena was out, the Raw crowds were dead. Other than that, I still think its time for a heel turn for Cena.

Steam
03-08-2008, 06:18 PM
Cena won't turn heel, because kids, young teens, and chicks buy his merchandise. That half the crowd hates Cena, while the other half cheers him. No matter what the crowd does, they are reacting to Cena, which is good for the overall product. The WWE can use Cena to gain some some mainstream crossover. This is the opinion of the author of the article, not based on some inside information.

The only point I will agree with, is that the time Cena was out, the Raw crowds were dead. Other than that, I still think its time for a heel turn for Cena.

The guy basically echoed everything I've been saying. All of those points were made numerous times by me in a "John Cena Appreciation Thread" I started on another board to piss people off.

I then made the same comments after they showed Cena with the Make A Wish foundation. The fact that he is so popular with those kids will make it hard to turn him heel.

O&APartyRock24
03-08-2008, 06:52 PM
The guy basically echoed everything I've been saying. All of those points were made numerous times by me in a "John Cena Appreciation Thread" I started on another board to piss people off.

I then made the same comments after they showed Cena with the Make A Wish foundation. The fact that he is so popular with those kids will make it hard to turn him heel.
yea, i dont think that they will be turning Cena, heel anytime soon because of the Make A Wish Foundation and all of the reason stated in the article that i posted. The person who wrote that article brought up some really good points that i haven't really thought of before i read that.


Also I'm watching my DVR of last weeks TNA, and Kevin Nash, does a Hulk impression,
"AJ brother whaca gona do when the Kevster and his 17 time surgically repaired knee's comes down on you."
I laughed when i saw that. It was also a pretty good impression of Hulk.

O&APartyRock24
03-09-2008, 09:24 AM
Khali Made To Look Strong In Home Country Through Editing

03/09/2008 by Keelan Balderson

In a clever marketing technique WWE are editing the Great Khali's losses and making him look stronger on Indian broadcasts, in order to capitalize on their growing popularity in the country.

Khali is seen as a national treasure and market stalls, shops and other outlets are making a killing selling Khali merchandise. He is a tremendous hit amongst children who imitate his matches at school.

According to once source Indian's still see wrestling as real in most cases, and they have huge pride in Khali's domination in the WWE.

From a business standpoint Khali is a big asset to WWE and practically drives its popularity in India, so no matter how boring he may become to US fans, he won't be let go anytime soon.

With WWE's recent plan to expand in to China it would be interesting to see if they hire any Chinese stars and do a similar thing.

There are currently no reports of this type of thing happening to anyone else but Khali.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-09-2008, 09:29 AM
fuck me, don't tell me that we're going to have to deal with another fucking Khali title reign. :arrrh: :arrrh:


at least we won't have to deal with him on Raw ::crosses fingers::

Stormrider666
03-09-2008, 12:23 PM
Khali Made To Look Strong In Home Country Through Editing

Look I can understand the WWE's thinking on this. However they couldn't find an actual Indian wrestler, who could do something in the ring and on the mic, to promote in India. Instead of using a fucking extra from a bad Adam Sandler movie.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-09-2008, 01:01 PM
miss Tiger Ali Singh

jimmyjimjimz
03-09-2008, 04:23 PM
miss Tiger Ali Singh