Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 03/03/08 - "Whats up ESD's Ass?..."

[Goober]

...It's not dignity.:action-sm

Hiya Buddies

[krisko]

hey budday!

[Friday]

Happy REX MANNING DAY, Buddays!!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/maggiboo/rex.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

Hopefully the postwhoring goes a little better here than it did this morning. How goes, everyone?

[Chester'sLiver]

Don't stop til you get enough on XM 63 right now..

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

How many of you think Dave and Casey went to an adult bookstore this weekend, bought a huge dildo and she just brutally ravaged his asshole this weekend?

[Friday]

Good Morning, World.

Hopefully the postwhoring goes a little better here than it did this morning. How goes, everyone?

GREAT!

I just slit my wrists and shaved my head in honor of Rex Manning day!

How are you feeling today, mister?

[Goober]

Don't stop til you get enough on XM 63 right now..

I got enough from hearing the promo. So I stopped.

[Goober]

GREAT!

I just slit my wrists and shaved my head in honor of Rex Manning day!


Hot!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I got enough from hearing the promo. So I stopped.

The lady in my life (is actually a young boy) is on now..in case you were wondering...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...It's not dignity.:action-smdamned right it's not! I'd never fuck him!

GREAT!

I just slit my wrists and shaved my head in honor of Rex Manning day!

ooohhh....cutter Friday! No wonder Ronnie loves you ;)

[crippledalbino]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

How many of you think Dave and Casey went to an adult bookstore this weekend, bought a huge dildo and she just brutally ravaged his asshole this weekend?
Um... I don't usually expend my mental energy on that sort of thing, sir. But whatever gets you off each night...
GREAT!

I just slit my wrists and shaved my head in honor of Rex Manning day!

How are you feeling today, mister?

:icon_eek:
Well, apparently better than you. Heh.
No, but I'm alright. I overslept by an hour this morning and that actually made me feel even better. Full eight hours of sleep, as it were.
But still coughing like a fiend.

[Goober]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

How many of you think Dave and Casey went to an adult bookstore this weekend, bought a huge dildo and she just brutally ravaged his asshole this weekend?

ESD already took one home from the studio.

[crippledalbino]

damned right it's not! I'd never fuck him!

Oh, because NOW you're gonna pretend like you've got a line?

[Chester'sLiver]

didn't the play this Chris Rock interview like very recently..I feel like I have heard this 800 times..

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooo they are actually playing thriller on thriller right now...How odd..

[crippledalbino]

didn't the play this Chris Rock interview like very recently..I feel like I have heard this 800 times..

Surely you aren't suggesting that they just grab any old piece of audio that they have lying around on a desk and pop it in to take up the time between shows, sir! You wouldn't dare suggest that no one could give less of a crap if they played the same forty minutes of audio every single day...

[Ted the Poster]

Surely you aren't suggesting that they just grab any old piece of audio that they have lying around on a desk and pop it in to take up the time between shows, sir! You wouldn't dare suggest that no one could give less of a crap if they played the same forty minutes of audio every single day...

NO! NO, no, no, no, no, no, no......yes.

[crippledalbino]

NO! NO, no, no, no, no, no, no......yes.

Mmmm.
As they say, everyone has their price, and yours was pretty low. Way to break down under not-particularly harsh questioning.

[KevSlider]

Morning! Nothing like being remoted into a campus computer and watching Big Brother feeds at the same time before lunch!

[Friday]

i think my upstairs neighbor is having sex...either that or building something.

weird.

[nolajersey]

Hi

[Ted the Poster]

i think my upstairs neighbor is having sex...either that or building something.

weird.

They say sex burns about 600 calories.

[crippledalbino]

i think my upstairs neighbor is having sex...either that or building something.

weird.
Saw-Horse Shenanigans at Chez Friday's Neighbors!
Hi

Man that Nola sure can talk. Jesus Christ.

[krisko]

best of?! what the fuck

[Friday]

Best Of??

[crippledalbino]

Wait, what?
Why best of?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i think my upstairs neighbor is having sex...either that or building something.

weird.

sex with power-tools? Sounds like a plan...

[Deadbent]

"Well, no shit." :(

[TheTruth]

Best of? I'm a sad boy now.

[Ted the Poster]

Hi

NOLA! :action-sm

[weeniewawa]

maybe daves butt hurt too much

[Goober]

Best of, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo!

[krisko]

Dave was just on O&A, he couldn't tell us there wasn't going to be a show? :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy....why are we rocking a best of? "whaa"

[Dr. Hoffman]

i think my upstairs neighbor is having sex...either that or building something.

weird.

Maybe they need a hand?

[crippledalbino]

This sucks.
Now I'm gonna go work today.

[Ted the Poster]

Afro!!!

Edit: Oh, fuck...Best of.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This sucks.
Now I'm gonna go work today.

liar

[krisko]

This sucks.
Now I'm gonna go work today.

you're tellin me, i'm going to go read moby dick :(

[crippledalbino]

liar

Yeah, you heard the emptiness in my conviction too?
Heh.

[Friday]

This sucks.
Now I'm gonna go work today.

hrrmph.

now i have to go and... uh... do something.

:icon_roll

[mikek]

:cry3::cry3::cry3::cry3::cry3::cry3::cry3::cry3:

[Dr. Hoffman]

you're tellin me, i'm going to go read moby dick :(

Size queen. :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

you're tellin me, i'm going to go read moby dick :(

must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post... :arrrh:

[crippledalbino]

hrrmph.

now i have to go and... uh... do something.

:icon_roll

Nah, I'll be sticking around a little for some AFRO goodness, ALTHOUGH... I do have to do shit at SOME point.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post... :arrrh:

it's alright, I got it....you're tellin me, i'm going to go suck Moby's dick :icon_redf http://blogs.chron.com/beltwayconfidential/moby.jpg
lucky Don the Trucker lookalike

hrrmph.

now i have to go and... uh... do something.

:icon_roll

help out your neighbors upstairs?

[mikek]

you're tellin me, i'm going to go read moby dick :(

hot

[Friday]

help out your neighbors upstairs?

only if they are not building anything..... :icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

Size queen. :action-sm

must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post... :arrrh:

Oh, I get it!
Because she's a chick who likes dickzzzz...

[mikek]

must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post...must not fix this post... :arrrh:

Krisko, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to elicit perverted comments. You're a bad person. :icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

it's alright, I got it....http://blogs.chron.com/beltwayconfidential/moby.jpg
lucky Don the Trucker lookalike



Thanks, JD. I knew I could count on you. :action-sm

[krisko]

Krisko, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to elicit perverted comments. You're a bad person. :icon_roll

yes, you caught me :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

So it looks like Opie and Anthony killed another show/movie. First they have the quarterlife crew into studio and it tanks on its first night. Second, they host a premier for Semi Pro and the movie tanks only bringing in 15 mil in its first weekend.

[crippledalbino]

So it looks like Opie and Anthony killed another show/movie. First they have the quarterlife crew into studio and it tanks on its first night. Second, they host a premier for Semi Pro and the movie tanks only bringing in 15 mil in its first weekend.

:icon_neut



...





...Yeah, I'm sure it was THEM.

[krisko]

ok perverts. i'm going to go read a classic Herman Melville novel about a whale ;p

[crippledalbino]

ok perverts. i'm going to go read a classic Herman Melville novel about a whale ;p

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
you love cock!!!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

ok perverts. i'm going to go masterbate ;p

hot....;)

[Goober]

Do you think Fezzie put a book covers on his Nancy Drew Mysteries?

[nolajersey]

I am going to heat my lunch up. I'll be back. I am sure I won't be missed.

[Chester'sLiver]

I am going to heat my lunch up. I'll be back. I am sure I won't be missed.

I always miss you...

[Goober]

ok perverts. i'm going to go read Black Inches and diddle myself ;p

whore.

[crippledalbino]

I am going to heat my lunch up. I'll be back. I am sure I won't be missed.

Is this chick-low-self-esteem Monday? "whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

ok perverts. i'm going to go read a classic Herman Melville novel about a whale ;p

"Naughty Slave Girl Bukkake Party on a Boat?"

[Ted the Poster]

I am going to heat my lunch up. I'll be back. I am sure I won't be missed.

I don't know about these unfeeling bastards, but my heart aches for your return.

At least I hope that's what it is...:icon_roll

[Dr. Hoffman]

I am going to heat my lunch up. I'll be back. I am sure I won't be missed.

Your cleavage will be missed.

[Friday]

Is this chick-low-self-esteem Monday? "whaa"

nope.

i'm a total cutie.

see?

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v190/43/88/621202110/n621202110_681298_6807.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

<---------- paper bagged it.

mornin buddays.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Is this chick-low-self-esteem Monday? "whaa"

oo, so i made it in time?? :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

http://blogs.chron.com/beltwayconfidential/moby.jpg
lucky Don the Trucker lookalike

Does it make me a bad person if I was disappointed that JD edited that original post? :(

[KNUCKLEUP]

book socks are for faggots.

yeah i said it.






:action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I never gave the "hey can I get a quarter" guy any money....Fuck that guy, it was always the asshole anyway..

[Ted the Poster]

book socks are for faggots.

yeah i said it.






:action-sm

What about Pink Socks?

[DonTheTrucker]

What about Pink Socks?

They seem to be popular in the homosexual community too.

[FartHammer]

Why best of today?

[Chester'sLiver]

Why best of today?

cannibalism...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So it looks like Opie and Anthony killed another show/movie. First they have the quarterlife crew into studio and it tanks on its first night. Second, they host a premier for Semi Pro and the movie tanks only bringing in 15 mil in its first weekend.
$15 million too many
Do you think Fezzie put a book covers on his Nancy Drew Mysteries?
to hide what he was actually reading
nope.

i'm a total cutie.

see?

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v190/43/88/621202110/n621202110_681298_6807.jpg

you becareful around that plant Missy...I don't trust it!

[Friday]

i have to assume that Ron has come down with the flu that has been going around ... he was starting to feel the effects on Friday, if you recall...

but nothing is confirmed and St Mikey of the internet has not advised us of anything official.

[mikek]

Turtle!

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah I think Friday's right, Ron wasn't feeling so great last week. I'd dare to guess that's all it is.

[DonTheTrucker]

Turtle!

Yeah! Great call 6 months ago! :icon_mrgr

[mikek]

Turtle!
Yeah! Great call 6 months ago! :icon_mrgr

I know; just sayin'. :icon_roll

[DonTheTrucker]

I know; just sayin'. :icon_roll

Just bustin balls. :arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::action-sm

I'm feelin' frisky today.

[Arch Stanton]

So, has the trade gone through yet?

[mikek]

I'm feelin' frisky today.

hot

[nolajersey]

I'm bored. I tried watching Quarterlife online but I can't do it. It's unwatchable.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm bored. I tried watching Quarterlife online but I can't do it. It's unwatchable.

I haven't even looked at the website but I can inmagine it's a bunch of whiny 20-somethings? Am I right?

[nolajersey]

I haven't even looked at the website but I can inmagine it's a bunch of whiny 20-somethings? Am I right?
Yes and they are not funny.

[nolajersey]

This just in, Flea is still a douche on best of.

[Deadbent]

Love best of listening threads, I get to reiterate all of my previous sentiments last time I listened :D

[pure_waves]

i have to assume that Ron has come down with the flu that has been going around ... he was starting to feel the effects on Friday, if you recall...

but nothing is confirmed and St Mikey of the internet has not advised us of anything official.

it was pepper hicks that got him sick. damn him. :hamm:

[Deadbent]

When Dave fell out of the 100 foot pine tree and his dad burned his ear off... that was the bessst.

[Chester'sLiver]

This just in, Flea is still a douche on best of.

hey...while this thread is dead....Are you going to AF's B-day bash?

[Goober]

Was that 'The Pinchy'?

[nolajersey]

hey...while this thread is dead....Are you going to AF's B-day bash?
I don't know. It's my Birthday as well and I am not sure what I am doing. It's kind of a big one and I wanted to celebrate with everyone.

[crippledalbino]

Amazing how a best-of can just kill a listening thread. Ooof. This afternoon is gonna draaaaaag now.

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't know. It's my Birthday as well and I am not sure what I am doing. It's kind of a big one and I wanted to celebrate with everyone.

ooooooooooo I didn't know it was your b-day miss...Well a lot of us are going to be there. I am sure we can celebrate both..:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

ooooooooooo I didn't know it was your b-day miss...Well a lot of us are going to be there. I am sure we can celebrate both..:icon_mrgr

It's true.
That co-birthday thing works out amazingly.
Mmm.

[nolajersey]

ooooooooooo I didn't know it was your b-day miss...Well a lot of us are going to be there. I am sure we can celebrate both..:icon_mrgr

It's true.
That co-birthday thing works out amazingly.
Mmm.
I'm not so sure. It's my 30th birthday. If it were any other birthday maybe.

[Chester'sLiver]

Rounders is one of my all-time favorite movies...

[crippledalbino]

I'm not so sure. It's my 30th birthday. If it were any other birthday maybe.

Yes.
It was just previously my thirtieth.
And co-birthdaying? Mmmm...
Sometimes it's a tough sell, we'll just stick with that.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

I love Con Air. It's like the anti-The Rock.

[crippledalbino]

I love Con Air. It's like the anti-The Rock.

Like Mick Foley?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Rock_and_sock_connection1.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Cock.

just deleting some unnecessary letters...:action-sm

[nolajersey]

Yes.
It was just previously my thirtieth.
And co-birthdaying? Mmmm...
Sometimes it's a tough sell, we'll just stick with that.
I hear ya.

[Arch Stanton]

Wonder how the ESD Dildo bit would have went if they lubed it up with Hot Sauce?

[Friday]

Yes.
It was just previously my thirtieth.
And co-birthdaying? Mmmm...
Sometimes it's a tough sell, we'll just stick with that.

well... it IS AF's birthday party... not the AF and Nola b-day party... so I would have to agree with the crippled one here.

Silly adult birthday parties :p

[Mobo]

<huff puff> Hey, just checking in....how's everybody doin'? What'd I miss?

[crippledalbino]

just deleting some unnecessary letters because I'll look for any excuse to type cock!...:action-sm

Just adding some back in for your subconscious.

[crippledalbino]

<huff puff> Hey, just checking in....how's everybody doin'? What'd I miss?

We're all so incredibly enthralled by this incredibly live piece of radio programming that we're not posting anything.

[DonTheTrucker]

Silly adult birthday parties :p

QFT.

If anyone tries to throw me one for my 35th I'll gouge their eyes out with a spork.

[crippledalbino]

QFT.

If anyone tries to throw me one for my 35th I'll gouge their eyes out with a spork.

Awww... is that reverse psychology? Is that up there with 'I hope no one even wishes me a happy birthday on September ninth this year! I hope alllll my friends aren't hiding behind the furniture in my apartment to jump out and wish me love and birf wishes!!!!"?

[DonTheTrucker]

Awww... is that reverse psychology? Is that up there with 'I hope no one even wishes me a happy birthday on September ninth this year! I hope alllll my friends aren't hiding behind the furniture in my apartment to jump out and wish me love and birf wishes!!!!"?

Not at all. If you wanna throw me a party call it "Don The Trucker's excuse to drink and act like a fool" party instead.

[crippledalbino]

Not at all. If you wanna throw me a party call it "Don The Trucker's excuse to drink and act like a fool" party instead.

Otherwise known as the 'any day that has the letter 'A' in it?'

[Friday]

my bday is on a wednesday this year. you can all show me your bewbies, and we can call it a day

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Deep Blue Sea scared the shit out of me for those 2 seconds with Sam Jackson.

[crippledalbino]

my bday is on a wednesday this year. you can all show me your bewbies, and we can call it a day

Because otherwise, what a disasterous acronym "Whip out your cocks for Friday's Wednesday Birthday" would be.

[Mobo]

Inner butt massage?

[crippledalbino]

Deep Blue Sea scared the shit out of me for those 2 seconds with Sam Jackson.

"White people are so scared..."

[crippledalbino]

Inner butt massage?

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/pathet.jpg

[Friday]

Because otherwise, what a disasterous acronym "Whip out your cocks for Friday's Wednesday Birthday" would be.

haha

nah... i will just cross my fingers and hope for one, live, attractive cock to appear for me to utilize on that day! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Mobo]

Oh, what, you gotta have pictures do your talking for you, now?

[DonTheTrucker]

haha

nah... i will just cross my fingers and hope for one, live, attractive cock to appear for me to utilize on that day! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anyone wanna run a pool to bet on who the first to make an offer in this thread will be? :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

In an actual show related post, I love this bit.

[Chester'sLiver]

haha

nah... i will just cross my fingers and hope for one, live, attractive cock to appear for me to utilize on that day! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

does it matter if the attractive cock is attached to a mess? :icon_neut

[crippledalbino]

haha

nah... i will just cross my fingers and hope for one, live, attractive cock to appear for me to utilize on that day! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wish upon a star and see if Jiminy Cocket shows up.
Oh, what, you gotta have pictures do your talking for you, now?

Sorry, what? I'm trying to cut-and-paste a proper ventriloquist picture right now. Heh.
I bust your balls, of course. Last week Keith and I were still laughing about that awful inner-butt massage comment.

[crippledalbino]

Anyone wanna run a pool to bet on who the first to make an offer in this thread will be? :action-sm

does it matter if the attractive cock is attached to a mess? :icon_neut

So what was that, one minute? No bets actually made.

[nolajersey]

well... it IS AF's birthday party... not the AF and Nola b-day party... so I would have to agree with the crippled one here.

Silly adult birthday parties :p
nice
QFT.

If anyone tries to throw me one for my 35th I'll gouge their eyes out with a spork.
I like my birthday normally.

[Friday]

does it matter if the attractive cock is attached to a mess? :icon_neut

we'll see how horny i am that day :cat3:

Wish upon a star and see if Jiminy Cocket shows up.

too little!!

[Mobo]

Sorry, what? I'm trying to cut-and-paste a proper ventriloquist picture right now. Heh.
I bust your balls, of course. Last week Keith and I were still laughing about that awful inner-butt massage comment.

I'm so out of it today, I'm just trying to raclaim some glory on a joke that 2 people heard......and 1 of them isn't even here.....

[Zersch]

This is relaxing.

[Mobo]

This is relaxing.

yeah, much better than that fast-paced adrenaline-pumping O&A show from this morning......

[crippledalbino]

we'll see how horny i am that day :cat3:



too little!!
Mmmm.
So I guess size really does matter, then?
I'm so out of it today, I'm just trying to raclaim some glory on a joke that 2 people heard......and 1 of them isn't even here.....

True, but one of those people laughed again, which is one more instance of laughter than you get during a normal listening thread, so call it a victory.

[Goober]

I love this bit. Ok folks, it's time to make your own fragrance.

[Mobo]

You planning on playing any tonight?

[crippledalbino]

For remembering the glory days of one funny joke... "Mobo"...

[Friday]

Mmmm.
So I guess size really does matter, then?
.

you really were hoping that Dr Z knew what she was talking about, weren't ya?

:rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

You planning on playing any tonight?

Yeah, absolutely. I'm available any time after sevenish. You up for it?

[stillbornstew]

hiya buddaaays!!!!!!


WTF did i walk into on RnF today? :huh:

[crippledalbino]

you really were hoping that Dr Z knew what she was talking about, weren't ya?

:rolleyes:

Well, no, it's just that...
...I mean, y'know...
...sometimes they say that size...
...uh, and about how if you can... I mean...
...mmm.

*kicks a (write this on a) rock*

[Friday]

Pamper your entire body in the essence of old, red rubber eraser ... with Gooooober

[crippledalbino]

hiya buddaaays!!!!!!


WTF did i walk into on RnF today? :huh:

Oh, we're just some lasses and lads gathering together for fun and frivolity and small dick jokes. You in?

[Mobo]

You'll smell like you're wearing buckets........of hilarity..........Albiiiiiinoooooo

[DonTheTrucker]

So what was that, one minute? No bets actually made.

I would have won :(

I like my birthday normally.

I do too, I just don't like a big deal made over me for anything.

[Chester'sLiver]

I would have won :(

Yeah, would ya have?

[stillbornstew]

Oh, we're just some lasses and lads gathering together for fun and frivolity and small dick jokes. You in?

i'm packing 5" of disappointment. do i qualify? *looks for friday*

[Mobo]

Yeah, absolutely. I'm available any time after sevenish. You up for it?

Ab-so-wute-wy!

[Goober]

Pamper your entire body in the essence of old, red rubber eraser ... with Gooooober

Smell like a enchilada and a middle fiinger...... with Friiiiiiiday.

This game rules.

[Mobo]

Hey, does somebody have their cunt out? That's not a cunt, that's.......Kriskoooooo

yeah, it's pretty fun.

[Chester'sLiver]

I miss the Midnight Rider..He ruled..

[DonTheTrucker]

I miss the Midnight Rider..He ruled..

He was the besssst

[stillbornstew]

smells like a failed sitcom "get a life"......mobo

[crippledalbino]

You'll smell like you're wearing buckets........of hilarity..........Albiiiiiinoooooo
Sigd. Heh.
I would have won :(



I do too, I just don't like a big deal made over me for anything.
Awww... now I want to take back my pathetic post picture and repost here.
Fuck it, I'll do it anyhow.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/pathet.jpg
Ab-so-wute-wy!

Fine, so when are you gonna be on?

[DonTheTrucker]

Couldn't Earl cut out the horrible hayseed calls for best ofs?

[Mobo]

Smell like your pants a full of.......Stewwwwwww....

[DonTheTrucker]

Sigd. Heh.

Awww... now I want to take back my pathetic post picture and repost here.
Fuck it, I'll do it anyhow.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/pathet.jpg


Oh come on now, it wasn't that bad.

[Goober]

Smell like tears of a mother never-to-be....... With Stillbornsteeeeeeeew

Smell like a serious lack of skin pigmentation and ben gay...... with Crippledalbino.

Smell like Ho stink on a finger....... with universalremoooooooooobo

Smell like diesel fuel and a truck stop...... with DontheTruckeeeeeeeeeeeer

Smell like broken Humels and a sick dog....... with Chester'sLiveeeeeeeeeeeer

[crippledalbino]

smells like a failed sitcom "get a life"......mobo

When you want to skull fuck a network router with a Spanish midget... "Stew"...

[stillbornstew]

Smells like the inability to network computers.......Stewwwwwww....
fixed for accuracy

[RobeSoup&Tears]

[I]Linger aksdasjdiowidaskjk [/In Tounges]

[DonTheTrucker]

fixed for accuracy

The Navy needs deck swabbers too :action-sm

[Mobo]

Sorry about the stench, my good cologne is in the truck......Adamsssssssss

[stillbornstew]

The Navy needs deck swabbers too :action-sm
or medics/xray techs. jus' sayin' ;)

[crippledalbino]

fixed for accuracy

Don't worry, Sparky, I got your back.

[crippledalbino]

When that sarcophogus gets unearthed and you get a face-full of corpse dust and curse.... Stiiiiiigg.....

[stillbornstew]

Don't worry, Sparky, I got your back.
glad someone does.

oh how shitty you'll feel when i get to DC and you're IM'ing me with your flu symptoms and asking me what you should take. ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

awwwwww my cousin got a new puppy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/doggie.jpg

[crippledalbino]

glad someone does.

oh how shitty you'll feel when i get to DC and you're IM'ing me with your flu symptoms and asking me what you should take. ;)

Except you won't be able to receive any IMs because it'll be your reponsibility to set up the network to receive them, and I'll die, and then YOU'LL be sorry, maaaaan!!

[Mobo]

When you.......smell.....good.....<click>........Hofffffffmannnnnnnn

[stillbornstew]

awwwwww my cousin got a new puppy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/doggie.jpg
move over dexter, there's a new cuddle monster in town.

[DonTheTrucker]

or medics/xray techs. jus' sayin' ;)

But who is gonna keep the rails on deck all shiny and clean?

[crippledalbino]

awwwwww my cousin got a new puppy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/doggie.jpg

When you're still trying to bang your cousin.... "Chester's Liverrrrrr.........."

[Mobo]

awwwwww my cousin got a new puppy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/doggie.jpg

you have a black cousin?

[Goober]

glad someone does.

oh how shitty you'll feel when i get to DC and you're IM'ing me with your flu symptoms and asking me what you should take. ;)

Are you going to be at Walter Reid?

[DonTheTrucker]

When you're still trying to bang your cousin.... "Chester's Liverrrrrr.........."

If that's his cousin, I can't say I'd blame him.

[stillbornstew]

But who is gonna keep the rails on deck all shiny and clean?
boatswains mates and undesignated seamen. but not i said stew, not i. ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

When you're still trying to bang your cousin.... "Chester's Liverrrrrr.........."
That's my aunt in the pic..get it right...wait...:icon_eek:
you have a black cousin?

no...the dog is black.. "whaa" I don't get the joke...:icon_conf

[crippledalbino]

boatswains mates and undesignated seamen. but not i said stew, not i. ;)

undesignated seamen=spent load?

[stillbornstew]

Are you going to be at Walter Reid?
national naval medical center bethesda. thats where i'm trying to go.

[crippledalbino]

That's my aunt in the pic..get it right...wait...:icon_eek:


no...the dog is black.. "whaa" I don't get the joke...:icon_conf

Fine.
When your daughter *IS* your cousin... "Chester's Liver..........."

[Voss's Tumor]

I fucked a Mormon chick in high school and -- while giggling and smirking -- she took her "CTR" ring off and flipped it like a coin.

[stillbornstew]

undesignated seamen=spent load?
on wackbag yes. in the navy, it means you don't have a job specialty yet, so they make you do shit work for 2 years. no joke, you're an indentured servant. but you get paid (very little).

[Goober]

national naval medical center bethesda. thats where i'm trying to go.

There is a naval medical/surgery office across the street from my place in DC. I am not quite sure what the do there, it is not a hospital.

[Mobo]

That's my aunt in the pic..get it right...wait...:icon_eek:


no...the dog is black.. "whaa" I don't get the joke...:icon_conf

Ugly cousin joke.....see, I pretended that the dog was your cousin, and that your cousin zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[stillbornstew]

I fucked a Mormon chick in high school and -- while giggling and smirking -- she took her "CTR" ring off and flipped it like a coin.
:haha7::haha7::haha7: what a good girl. any dad that believes his 'lil princess won't give it up b/c she did that horseshit ceremony is delusional.

[stillbornstew]

There is a naval medical/surgery office across the street from my place in DC. I am not quite sure what the do there, it is not a hospital.
what street is it on?

[crippledalbino]

on wackbag yes. in the navy, it means you don't have a job specialty yet, so they make you do shit work for 2 years. no joke, you're an indentured servant. but you get paid (very little).

:icon_neut

Good to see that the Emancipation Proclamation didn't make it into the Navy.
Heh.

Do what you will, but I feel like I need to go discharge a few undesignated seamen...

[DonTheTrucker]

on wackbag yes. in the navy, it means you don't have a job specialty yet, so they make you do shit work for 2 years. no joke, you're an indentured servant. but you get paid (very little).

Otherwise known as the guys who didn't get anything in writing from their recruiter?

[Goober]

what street is it on?

E & 23rd - Across from the State Dept.

[crippledalbino]

If you understand it in your native language, how do you know it's being spoken in tongues? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

E & 23rd - Across from the State Dept.

Mapquest, mapquest, google-earth, cock-pic-bomb!!!

[stillbornstew]

:icon_neut

Good to see that the Emancipation Proclamation didn't make it into the Navy.
Heh.

Do what you will, but I feel like I need to go discharge a few undesignated seamen...
while you're reading posts form 6 guys? ew :action-sm
Otherwise known as the guys who didn't get anything in writing from their recruiter?
aka guys who didn't do any homework before signing a 4 year contract. but the navy really does fuck some kids by not explaining what not choosing a job specialty means. they tell you, "if you don't pick a school you get to see what everyone else does". true, while you are mopping someones floor you see what their jobs about. oof.

[crippledalbino]

while you're reading posts form 6 guys? ew :action-sm



True, what a damning time for Nola and Friday to disappear. Hmm.

[DonTheTrucker]

aka guys who didn't do any homework before signing a 4 year contract. but the navy really does fuck some kids by not explaining what not choosing a job specialty means. they tell you, "if you don't pick a school you get to see what everyone else does". true, while you are mopping someones floor you see what their jobs about. oof.

Yeah all the services do pretty much the same thing. It's just part of the job.

[Goober]

Mapquest, mapquest, google-earth, cock-pic-bomb!!!

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=20037&ie=UTF8&ll=38.89459,-77.051497&spn=0.003374,0.006824&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr

[DonTheTrucker]

True, what a damning time for Nola and Friday to disappear. Hmm.

What, I'm not good enough for any of you people? Fine.

[crippledalbino]

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=20037&ie=UTF8&ll=38.89459,-77.051497&spn=0.003374,0.006824&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr

It just feels so high up...

[Arch Stanton]

Kinda weak Best of show ending break.

[crippledalbino]

What, I'm not good enough for any of you people? Fine.

I like ya fine, Don, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to toss one to your bald head or scrubby jokes...

[stillbornstew]

E & 23rd - Across from the State Dept.
i remember seeing this medical place by bethesda, but i can't recall the name of it.
what part of DC?

[Friday]

while you're reading posts form 6 guys? ew :action-sm
.

i get no credit around here..... really :(

[Arch Stanton]

i remember seeing this medical place by bethesda, but i can't recall the name of it.
what part of DC?

Nice Avatar pic

[crippledalbino]

Nice Avatar pic

What's up, Arch?
How goes, sir?

[Goober]

i remember seeing this medical place by bethesda, but i can't recall the name of it.
what part of DC?

Faggy Bottom

[stillbornstew]

i get no credit around here..... really :(
i didn't know you were still here angel. keeses, you know i love you. :p
Nice Avatar pic
thank stig. but thank you sir.
Faggy Bottom
i don't where that is. but hopefully i'll be in bethesda apr-may of '09
edit: foggy bottom. kk. i remember. duh

[Mobo]

Kinda weak Best of show ending break.

SQUISH THE BUGS!!!!!

::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

[Goober]

CYa

[crippledalbino]

SQUISH THE BUGS!!!!!

::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

Oh yeah.
Toast, and stuff.

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids.
Off to the replay... which is great, because I actually slept through the first hour today.

[stillbornstew]

later guys. REPLAY!!!!!!!

[Mobo]

Alright, kids.
Off to the replay... which is great, because I actually slept through the first hour today.

Yeah, that's what made it great for me, too........oh well......

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay, just clicked back in for a sec and I remember this one. Ronnie was asking the caller if he knows the history of Christianity talking about the Crusades and whatnot. What gets under my skin is when people don't talk about the history of Islam...the spread of Islam wasn't done by, "Oh I read this book it was better than what I believe, I'll switch over." Islam spread throughout the Middle East primarily by military conquest...if you were Jewish or Christian (or whatever), you had the option of converting to Islam and living in relative peace or you could (a) die (b) retain your religious beliefs but be subject to untenable living situations/taxes/supression.

The "holy lands" were initially under the control of Christian leaders/Kings and the Crusades were essentially wars, not of aggression as they are so continually painted, but as wars fought to defend (originally) Christian lands & believers

[end rant]