Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/4/08: Ron's Sick; Get well Mr. Ron Bennington

[Mobo]

Howdy Buddays!

[SOS]

No.

[Goober]

White people are so scared of black people...

[mikek]

Curious George is more responsible.


Oh, BTW:
http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

he's more Mark Henry-ish....

http://www.wwechamp.net/design/photos/SmackDown-MarkHenry-011.jpg

[CM Mark]

yes, they all look the same to me

[mikek]

he's more Mark Henry-ish....

http://www.wwechamp.net/design/photos/SmackDown-MarkHenry-011.jpg

http://punch.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/11/kimbo_slice.jpg

[Mobo]

http://home.nc.rr.com/thebrew/chimp%20baby%20thumbnail.jpg

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/king_don.jpg

yeah....maybe.

[Save My Up's Dick]

http://punch.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/11/kimbo_slice.jpg
:clap::clap:
:haha7:

Was thinking the same thing.

[Mobo]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Mo-Nique-Know-R.article.jpg

http://bali.co.kr/zoo/image1/%B0%ED%B8%B1%B6%F301gorilla.jpg

tee hee.

[CM Mark]

Why are you all posting the picture of the same person today?

"whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

If Earl was, in fact, Curious; he'd do his job better. He's more like lazy, complacent George.

[Mobo]

Why are you all posting the picture of the same person today?

"whaa"

We tricked you! Some of those pictures are actually humans!

[Mobo]

Black or White now on XM63!

[Deadbent]

Things can only start to look up around here, when our heads are pivoting to gawk at someone swinging in a noose. :D

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/castle_rock_entertainment/the_green_mile/_group_photos/michael_clarke_duncan2.jpg

[Mobo]

Morning Mr. Deadbent.....


sorry, I know how much you hate that.....

[krisko]

hi

[Deadbent]

Morning mobo, buddays, and fun police.


I'm heading for break. I'll be outside smokin'


Edit: Hate whaa? :O

[MilkmanDan]

Couldnt find a good "escape to chimp eden" pic.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The reason Earl faints
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/310/faintinggeorgevu0.jpg

[Friday]

for some reason reading this thread annoyed me today.

enjoy the show, idiots :action-sm

[nolajersey]

oh oh Tool on XM54

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://www.leahfaust.com/fausthaus_blog/ursula_jones.jpg

[SOS]

I'll miss you. :(

[Mobo]

http://www.leahfaust.com/fausthaus_blog/ursula_jones.jpg

As a racist and a Disney fan, I find that hilarious!

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7:

[nolajersey]

Where the fuck has everyone been lately?

[Mobo]

I'm still in Texas.

[CM Mark]

Where the fuck has everyone been lately?

Sleeping all day and working all night here.

[Ted the Poster]

As a racist and a Disney fan, I find that hilarious!

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7:

And somewhere out there, Racist Walt Disney smiles...

[Mobo]

And somewhere out there, Racist Walt Disney smiles...

He didn't just smile...he was frozen that way.

[mikek]

The reason Earl faints
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/310/faintinggeorgevu0.jpg


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/dunerat/Ether_Bunny.gif

[SOS]

Anyways, Rush Limbagh's comments will likely be brought up on Ron & Fez.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Where the fuck has everyone been lately?

I've been writing a proposal recently.

[Ted the Poster]

He didn't just smile...he was frozen that way.

Psssssst!...He was cremated...

[SOS]

Than & Sam on this Saturday Night Virus!

[Mobo]

I've been writing a proposal recently.

your wife is gonna be pissed!

[Ted the Poster]

I've been writing a proposal recently.

Another one? Who's the lucky gal, Homan13psu?

[mikek]

Where the fuck has everyone been lately?

http://swagdog.com/store/pc/catalog/301140033001GM.jpg

[mikek]

Another one? Who's the lucky gal, Homan13psu?


Actually, it "Homan13psu from Wackbag".

[CM Mark]

Psssssst!...He was cremated...

Way to stick it to the jews, even in death

[nolajersey]

I can't listen to the music channels anymore without thinking oh that song would be good on Rock Band. I have a problem.

[Mobo]

Psssssst!...He was cremated...

or was he?

doo do do doo, doo do do doo, doo do do doo!

[MilkmanDan]

Where the fuck has everyone been lately?

Think the subtle cliqueishness here drives away some of the new posters.
Me, I just like commenting on the show.

[Mobo]

I can't listen to the music channels anymore without thinking oh that song would be good on Rock Band. I have a problem.

yaaaaay! Now if we could only connect properly!

I'm going home for lunch in a minute, and I will be rock band-ing it up!

[Chester'sLiver]

Anyways, Rush Limbagh's comments will likely be brought up on Ron & Fez.

and Earl will be outraged and call for Rush to be fired.


ooooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[Ted the Poster]

Dead Boys. NICE!

[nolajersey]

http://swagdog.com/store/pc/catalog/301140033001GM.jpg

I want that shirt!

Think the subtle cliqueishness here drives away some of the new posters.
Me, I just like commenting on the show.
I am not sure what you are talking about Sir?
yaaaaay! Now if we could only connect properly!

I'm going home for lunch in a minute, and I will be rock band-ing it up!
Could you hear me at all that night?

[Chester'sLiver]

Ron sounds sick..

[CM Mark]

Ron sounds sick..

Yeah he does. Not good

[krisko]

hahah

the man with the elastic asshole

[mikek]

I want that shirt!

http://swagdog.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=50&idproduct=118653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

[krisko]

it's time to play
it's time to play
it's time to play hey guess what's in my asssssssssss

[Ted the Poster]

hahah

the man with the elastic asshole

My favorite James Bond movie.

[SOS]

Lolli-pop in Dave's ass hurt more than a dildo.

[mikek]

it's time to play
it's time to play
it's time to play hey guess what's in my asssssssssss

in mien hieney?

[MilkmanDan]

Good god, glad I missed this part of O&A.
"They'll leave you at the mall" *grin

[SOS]

http://swagdog.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=50&idproduct=118653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

That's hilarious. :D

[Save My Up's Dick]

it's time to play
it's time to play
it's time to play hey guess what's in my asssssssssss
:clap:
When do we play!

[SOS]

Pepper Hicks has a bounty on his head for giving Ron a horrible disease.

Called in sick today.

There will be blood ~ ESD

[Mobo]

Could you hear me at all that night?

Couldn't really hear you per se, but we were defintiely connected....unfortunately, it took so damn long, I had to go.......:(
I have faith that it will all work out at some point!

[nolajersey]

http://swagdog.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=50&idproduct=118653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig
Did you see Jimmy's Reply video?

[Goober]

yum, I love jew soup

[MilkmanDan]

Lolli-pop in Dave's ass hurt more than a dildo.

Yeah but it was this one.
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2477/bignu6.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Did you see Jimmy's Reply video?

Even better.

You're better seeing it thru the abc.com site...it's a better quality video.

Lemme look for the link.

[TheTruth]

Miss Mooch

[krisko]

Miss Mooch

he was the besssssssssssssst

[Murray]

Miss Mooch

He was the best

[Chester'sLiver]

holy shit 900$...wow...Thats a hell of a bill...

[nolajersey]

Couldn't really hear you per se, but we were defintiely connected....unfortunately, it took so damn long, I had to go.......:(
I have faith that it will all work out at some point!
I don't know if the people online can hear me singing at all. It's strange but really fun.

[Goober]

Miss Mooch

Did Fez ever get his lucky charms?:action-sm

[krisko]

all those drinks and all that food and it was only 892 bucks?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Even better.

You're better seeing it thru the abc.com site...it's a better quality video.

Lemme look for the link.

Here's the link.
http://ll.static.abc.go.com/streaming/move/00070013/static.html?aff=wabc&affTo=wabc&useexternal=0&channelid=23306&episodeid=83300&partner=&campaign=&wrapped=1&affFrom=abc&affLost=wabc&dmarank=1&dmazip=00501

Once it starts click on Size 'Fullscreen' located on the bottem right of the video box.

[Awful Me]

Hiya Buddays!

[TheTruth]

all those drinks and all that food and it was only 892 bucks?

And Cigars, I'd say Earl got off prety well

[UsedLadBag]

Hi buddies :action-sm

[krisko]

holy shit

that was the first time earl has ever broken a stereotype in his life

[SOS]

Hillary or Obama?

It's still up in the air.

[krisko]

Obama

[krisko]

monte kriskos "whaa"

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't care what Fez thinks about Z-Man...I formed my own opinion and he is awful..

[crippledalbino]

Good afternoon, World.

Here after a meeting, and still don't even have any lunch in hand.

[Awful Me]

I am 30 and I have never seen a cannoli.

[crippledalbino]

Leave the gun.
Take the canollis.

[SOS]

Z-man & Mafia Life Chris gave Fez cigars.

Black Earl likes cigars now?

I wonder what new foods Mooch ate in america.

[Awful Me]

I don't care what Fez thinks about Z-Man...I formed my own opinion and he is awful..



I resent the comparison.

[SOS]

Nice Sleeves song about The Mooch!

[krisko]

ooh
i like sleeves

[mikek]

This song does not rock the fat ass.

[crippledalbino]

I resent the comparison.

No, but then how witty would you be if you changed your handle to Z-Man me?

[Goober]

monte kriskos "whaa"

you make a hell of a cigar

http://www.blackcatcigars.com/montecristo.jpg

[krunk]

hi ya buddddddddddddays

[Awful Me]

No, but then how witty would you be if you changed your handle to Z-Man me?

i'd rather squeeze a testicle with a vice grip.

[Goober]

Lou Reed

[krisko]

like most guests on this show

the only people that care about him are ron and earl, no one elses knows who the fuck they are

[UsedLadBag]

monte kriskos "whaa"

did someone say
http://www.bennigans.com/images/micro_menu/food_montecristo.jpg
I'm fucking starvin, we got any monte cristos back there?

[crippledalbino]

hi ya buddddddddddddays

Hey there...


Ronnie B: "Thanks for falling for the bit today Op!"
Nice.

[SOS]

I want to see Hillary win Ohio & Texas.

It would be so interesting to see what happens afterwards. :D

[Ted the Poster]

did someone say
http://www.bennigans.com/images/micro_menu/food_montecristo.jpg
I'm fucking starvin, we got any monte cristos back there?

Fuckin' starvin. Hey Earl! We got a cute girl with big boobies, glasses, ham and maple syrup back there?

[Chester'sLiver]

i'm gonna grab lunch..I shall return..

[crippledalbino]

i'd rather squeeze a testicle with a vice grip.

Sexy, but I don't think of you in that way, sir.

[silentbob8201]

Ringo Phoner, I love the beatles but how fucking odd would that be?

[SOS]

Brett Favre (http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/) is retiring.

[Murray]

On behalf of MAssachusetts

We don't want you Earl

[mikek]

Brett Favre (http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/) is retiring.

Dude, that's so 10am.

[Awful Me]

Sexy, but I don't think of you in that way, sir.


Perhaps you didn't notice, but I am a sexy bitch.

[SOS]

Ringo Phoner, I love the beatles but how fucking odd would that be?

Honestly, would it matter if he was in studio?

[crippledalbino]

Alright... How does this go?


Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood breeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.

Mmmm.
I just feel dirty.

[UsedLadBag]

Earl, go fuck yourself. We don't want you in Boston. And if you tried to come to hear we'd ship you to Dorchester where you belong. :alienfu:

[silentbob8201]

Honestly, would it matter if he was in studio?

No but it would be double the awkwardness

[mikek]

On behalf of MAssachusetts

We don't want you Earl

x2.

Here's a summary of professional sports: "The aloof millionaires from my city are better than the aloof millionaires from yours."

[crippledalbino]

Perhaps you didn't notice, but I am a sexy bitch.

:icon_neut
No, but I did notice that you were a fiddle player too.

[Goober]

This guy was bad mouthing Oblama?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0301/ritchiec.jpg

[mikek]

Perhaps you didn't notice, but I am a sexy bitch.

:icon_eek:

[Murray]

What a jack off

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I hate Iran first...Boston 2nd

[SOS]

dave loves the tuna fish ~

[TheTruth]

Earl, go fuck yourself. We don't want you in Boston. And if you tried to come to hear we'd ship you to Dorchester where you belong. :alienfu:

Doesn't Earl belong in the Franklin Park Zoo? Linger gkjelrweerew

[Murray]

I am now off the Earl bandwagon

[mikek]

I hate Iran first...Boston 2nd

That's big of you. :rolleyes:

[CM Mark]

Krisko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ted the Poster]

This guy was bad mouthing Oblama?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0301/ritchiec.jpg

They don't like the coons in Mayberry.

[krisko]

that wasn't crystal

it was kriskooo!!!!

[mikek]

Krisko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Oh fuck, that was her? I was only half listening.

[Goober]

wtf Dave

[SOS]

Dave had a dream that made-out with his mom...
:rolleyes:

[Murray]

Good luck with that Hank. Have fun watching a repeat

[Murray]

I hate the freaking Yankees and I loathe NY but I would wear a Jeter Jersey for 500 bucks

[krisko]

Oh fuck, that was her? I was only half listening.

'twas little old me...they said crystal :(

[Ted the Poster]

I am now off the Earl bandwagon
Actually, they usually walked.
http://research.history.org/JDRLibrary/images/Slaves2Market.jpg

[krisko]

I hate the freaking Yankees and I loathe NY but I would wear a Jeter Jersey for 500 bucks

i hate the yankees too but i'd wear the hat as a fucking gag, it's not that serious

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm with Ronnie...you can't base it on Super Bowl victories

Bradshaw is as good of a QB as Montana? I don't think so...

[FartHammer]

Favre is better than
Aikman
Bradshaw
Manning
Brady

COME ON BOYS!

[Ted the Poster]

that wasn't crystal

it was kriskooo!!!!

Well, it's unanimous: We call her Crystal now.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That's big of you. :rolleyes:

it's cause I've got family in Andover....otherwise they'd be #1 ;)

[Save My Up's Dick]

'twas little old me...they said crystal :(
Shit, didn't realise it was you. :(





.....did sound a bit Fargo-y though. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Actually, they usually walked.
http://research.history.org/JDRLibrary/images/Slaves2Market.jpg

You mean those dotted lines aren't tracks?
What the fuck?
http://americancivilwar.com/civil_war_map/underground_rr_map.jpg

[SOS]

Greatest QB of all time?

[Murray]

Favre is better than

Manning
Brady

COME ON BOYS!

You gotta be effing kidding

[krisko]

Well, it's unanimous: We call her Crystal now.
awww shit, am i going to ask zag to change my name now :(
Shit, didn't realise it was you. :(





.....did sound a bit Fargo-y though. :action-sm

i like ooooo n ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[UsedLadBag]

Favre is better than
Aikman
Bradshaw
Manning
Brady

COME ON BOYS!

Aikman >= Favre

Both were great, but Aikman was more accurate and won the big games.

now... what about

Dan Marino versus Brett Favre?

[TheTruth]

I HATE the Red Sox, and I wore a Red Sox shirt to get into the '99 playoff game Clemens vs. Pedro, because a friend of mine's father had a connection at Fenway and got us in as part of the grounds crew.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6200/134b2fdac2994ce2417a0bbor9.gif

After today...thanks to ytmnd

[UsedLadBag]

off for lunch, back in a bit.

[krisko]

those are some pretty sweet numbers Wade

[Ted the Poster]

awww shit, am i going to ask zag to change my name now :(



Cunt?



:action-sm

[krisko]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6200/134b2fdac2994ce2417a0bbor9.gif

After today...thanks to ytmnd

you should've warned epileptics :icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

I knew it was you Krisko..that time I recognized your voice...i was in the car though so couldn't type it... but I thought "That sounds like Krisko.."

[Ted the Poster]

You mean those dotted lines aren't tracks?
What the fuck?
http://americancivilwar.com/civil_war_map/underground_rr_map.jpg

They look like ants from up here.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

another great ytmnd
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3996/darthhilaryuj5.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

miss Sonny, Molly and Ducky

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/philly/jurgensenPhl.jpg http://www.nervepop.com/NerveBlog/Images/Entry/13139_pipcryer.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

farthammer you are dreaming if you think Favre is better than Manning. IMO it goes;

Manning
Brady/Favre
Aikman
Bradshaw

[Chester'sLiver]

farthammer you are dreaming if you think Favre is better than Manning. IMO it goes;

Manning
Brady/Favre
Aikman
Bradshaw

this man knows what he is talking about...

[mikek]

That's wrong in so many ways.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6200/134b2fdac2994ce2417a0bbor9.gif



After today...thanks to ytmnd

[crippledalbino]

They look like ants from up here.

http://www.realtownblogs.com/uploads/Maureen_ant_fried_by_magnifyi_a_lw.gif

[krisko]

I knew it was you Krisko..that time I recognized your voice...i was in the car though so couldn't type it... but I thought "That sounds like Krisko.."

yay! :jump

[mikek]

They look like ants from up here.

Ants. It's full of ants.
http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Space_Station_V.jpg

[TheTruth]

Women lie to me everytime I have sex with them

[Wilmington WOW]

Aikman >= Favre

Both were great, but Aikman was more accurate and won the big games.

now... what about

Dan Marino versus Brett Favre?

hmm tough one
Aikman was surrounded with some of the greatest talent ever
Irvin, smith, novacheck, and a great defense

Farve never had the smae talent

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I "lost" the baby....a euphamism for "I went to Planned Parenthood this afternoon"

[crippledalbino]

I think chicks lie a lot more. I think having a vagina is the beginning part of a fib to start with, even before she's opened her mouth.

[crippledalbino]

I "lost" the baby....a euphamism for "I went to Planned Parenthood this afternoon"

I thought it was a euphamism for being in a Rick Moranis movie.

[mikek]

I "lost" the baby....a euphamism for "I went to Planned Parenthood this afternoon"


hot

[krisko]

male lie: "yes honey, that dress looks lovely"

female lie: "no, i swear i'm on the pill"

[Friday]

I think chicks lie a lot more. I think having a vagina is the beginning part of a fib to start with, even before she's opened her mouth.

i would beg to differ on this point.

[Murray]

Padded bra's are LIES ladies!

[crippledalbino]

i would beg to differ on this point.

:icon_neut
Not sure I'm gonna fight you that hard on that one.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I bet Lilly loves wearing high heels in the bedroom...

[Goober]

female lie: "no, i swear i'm on the pill"
male lie: I swear I did not mean to trip you at the top of that flight of stairs.

[ode2no1]

another great ytmnd
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3996/darthhilaryuj5.gif


:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

male lie: "yes honey, that dress looks lovely"

female lie: "no, i swear i'm on the pill"
notice the difference? In case 1, you look silly out with your friends. In case 2, our entire existence on the planet has changed
Padded bra's are LIES ladies!
Miracle Bras = even bigger lies!! They look great, but c'mon!

[Awful Me]

I lied earlier in this thread when i said i was a sexy bitch.

[Murray]

Times are tight yet I need an expesive movie I already own. Man I feel bad for his kid

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ronnie, I think we've all lied about money...

"Oh I only spent $50 at the strip club last night..." :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf

[Wilmington WOW]

you can get most of those extras on netfilx

[Goober]

I agree

[crippledalbino]

really, Lilly and Earl disagree on this point? Amazing.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fuck that horrible cunt Gloria Steinem. She said that John McCain doesn't deserve his "cred" for being a POW in Vietnam

[Goober]

You can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does not die.

[Murray]

Because he wants to bang you Lil

[Chester'sLiver]

not sure I should answer this but I would choose to hang around women over blacks.....I don't hate blacks though, so I don't consider myself racist...

[crippledalbino]

I lied earlier in this thread when i said i was a sexy bitch.

And I lied when I said I didn't think of you that way.

[Friday]

men SHOULD open doors for women.

not doing it is a sign of poor upbringing. period.

[Chester'sLiver]

I own a CD with a woman vocalist and I am going to see Flyleaf on May 13th...My myspace is actually all flyleaf too...

[Goober]

Me and my hero...
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v122/199/120/5305647/n5305647_33526052_3459.jpg

[crippledalbino]

You can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does not die.
HA!
That's hilarious! Gets better every time!
not sure I should answer this but I would choose to hang around women over blacks.....I don't hate blacks though, so I don't consider myself racist...

Was the question 'which group as a whole would you fuck?'

[Chester'sLiver]

You look like Patrice's puppet..

[crippledalbino]

Me and my hero...
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v122/199/120/5305647/n5305647_33526052_3459.jpg

He's just about to eat you for lunch.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I lied earlier in this thread when i said i was a sexy bitch.

DOn't worry. Nobody believed you.

[MilkmanDan]

men SHOULD open doors for women.

not doing it is a sign of poor upbringing. period.

Agreed, basic courtesy.
Disagree with Lilly though, not more likely to help a woman then a man. If I see anyone struggling with something I help. That way I can justify all the other horrible shit I do during the day.

[Awful Me]

DOn't worry. Nobody believed you.

phonecall.jpg

<3

[Wilmington WOW]

Me and my hero...
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v122/199/120/5305647/n5305647_33526052_3459.jpg

idea from Chester

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=MikeSutton/aristo1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Agreed, basic courtesy.
Disagree with Lilly though, not more likely to help a woman then a man. If I see anyone struggling with something I help. That way I can justify all the other horrible shit I do during the day.

I like to pick someone's pocket as I'm helping them pick stuff up from the floor so that everything balances out in the cosmic longrun.

[TheTruth]

Man or woman if I'm holding a door open for someone behind me and they don't pick up the pace to get there a little quicker I let it slam in their face

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't hold the door open for guys but if they are walking behind me I will keep it open for them..

[crippledalbino]

I'll hold the door open for anyone coming up behind me as long as they aren't in that 'too far away' zone that just makes it awkward and silly for everyone.

[Goober]

idea from Chester

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=MikeSutton/aristo1.jpg

I need a photo with Otto

[Chester'sLiver]

I'll hold the door open for anyone coming up behind me as long as they aren't in that 'too far away' zone that just makes it awkward and silly for everyone.

dude people hold the door open for me here like 10 feet away. Its frigging annoying because I have to either look like a jack ass for not speeding up or like a jack ass because I'm jogging for no reason to get to a open door..

[MilkmanDan]

Man or woman if I'm holding a door open for someone behind me and they don't pick up the pace to get there a little quicker I let it slam in their face

Then there's that awkward distance where someones walking behind you but not quite close enough that demands holding the door but if you dont you look like a dick, if you do its kinda gay or creepy.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'll hold the door open for anyone coming up behind me as long as they aren't in that 'too far away' zone that just makes it awkward and silly for everyone.

x2

[Chester'sLiver]

That sounds like people being nice to me..I would have to disagree with Lilly..

[UsedLadBag]

He's just about to eat you for lunch.

omg, I was just scrolling through to see what I missed and I thought the exact same thing when I saw that picture.

[Goober]

dude people hold the door open for me here like 10 feet away. Its frigging annoying because I have to either look like a jack ass for not speeding up or like a jack ass because I'm jogging for no reason to get to a open door..

Then there's that awkward distance where someones walking behind you but not quite close enough that demands holding the door but if you dont you look like a dick, if you do its kinda gay or creepy.

I think the distance can safely increase if the door requires some kind of key. I will give people more distance at a security door, as long as they are white and look like they belong. :action-sm

[ruckstande]

So she is annoyed, should a guy now ignore women period. Plus how the fuck does she know if a guy holds a door open for other guys. I hold the door for everyone.

[crippledalbino]

dude people hold the door open for me here like 10 feet away. Its frigging annoying because I have to either look like a jack ass for not speeding up or like a jack ass because I'm jogging for no reason to get to a open door..

Then there's that awkward distance where someones walking behind you but not quite close enough that demands holding the door but if you dont you look like a dick, if you do its kinda gay or creepy.

Yes, that's exactly the problem.
You turn back and you have to gauge... I think it depends on the speed and heaviness of the door. If the door is gonna be shut by the time they get there, then they could have handled it themselves, but if it's still lingering on its way to being closed, then you were close enough to hold it for 'em.

But I'm the guy, CL, who looks like a tool running for a door that I don't need to get into, just because it's being held for me.

[Chester'sLiver]

Thats not true all the time..I hold the door open for old ladies becuase its the right thing to do....When women are getting out of a cab and its icey out I will stand there and make sure they don't fall, but for a guy no..Its called being a gentleman..

[Save My Up's Dick]

Agreed....Most time guys just want to get in your pants ladies.

[TheTruth]

All that Lilly is saying is that women are profiled for being weaker, most are but not all, so I see nothing wrong with it.

[stillbornstew]

if i held a door for a woman (and i often do), she doesn't have to say thanks, but if she act like a self empowered cunt about it, i'd spit in her face.



buddaaaaaaays

[Wilmington WOW]

cant he go shove something up his ass and leave?

[crippledalbino]

if i held a door for a woman (and i often do), she doesn't have to say thanks, but if she act like a self empowered cunt about it, i'd spit in her face.



buddaaaaaaays

Way to keep the chivalry alive, sir.
Welcome to the listening thread.

[Chester'sLiver]

All that Lilly is saying is that women are profiled for being weaker, most are but not all, so I see nothing wrong with it.

here is the thing though, if we didn't do it we look like a douche. Lilly would complain that men are asses if they stopped holding doors for her..

[Lunchbox420]

Gorillas? I thought earl was asexual

[crippledalbino]

here is the thing though, if we didn't do it we look like a douche. Lilly would complain that men are asses if they stopped holding doors for her..

What?
Surely you don't suggest that there's such a thing as a double standard in sex issues? No, this is not the same as race issues and religion issues! Sex issues are...
...no, I'm talking out of my ass. Of course there are double standards.

[UsedLadBag]

I'll hold a door for anyone. And when I say anyone I mean no
http://www.masmenosuno.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/crip02.jpg

[TheTruth]

here is the thing though, if we didn't do it we look like a douche. Lilly would complain that men are asses if they stopped holding doors for her..

Exactly.

[crippledalbino]

I'll hold a door for anyone. And when I say anyone I mean no
http://www.masmenosuno.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/crip02.jpg

Fuck you for not opening the door for a Crip.

[Save My Up's Dick]

here is the thing though, if we didn't do it we look like a douche. Lilly would complain that men are asses if they stopped holding doors for her..
Vos??

[mikek]

Jesus, how fucked up is Alky?

[Deadbent]

Starvin, I could eat a sarah jessica parker, or the reflectorized aftermath of one of mals posts.

[crippledalbino]

Starvin, I could eat a sarah jessica parker, or the reflectorized aftermath of one of mals posts.

Or a future Mrs. Stern?
Nice.

[UsedLadBag]

Fuck you for not opening the door for a Crip.

wouldn't hold a door for these gentlemen either
http://www.streetgangs.com/topics/1997/ap_bloods828_t.jpg

[TheTruth]

Jesus, how fucked up is Alky?

He didn't get that nickname from drinkin a lot of Yoo-hoo

[Wilmington WOW]

its all because of Allison
Allison


wrong show

[crippledalbino]

Welcome new Wackbagger: Universal Nobo Monkeyfuck

[Jimmy's Dignity]

here is the thing though, if we didn't do it we look like a douche. Lilly would complain that men are asses if they stopped holding doors for her..

although I do kind of hope that at the next gig someone sees her coming and closes the door on her

[crippledalbino]

wouldn't hold a door for these gentlemen either
http://www.streetgangs.com/topics/1997/ap_bloods828_t.jpg

Aren't they the stars of a hilarious Nickelodeon show?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Or a future Mrs. Stern?
Nice.

Allison, she's my best friend.

[Lunchbox420]

Monkey Sex
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t316/jasklo/windowlicker.jpg

[Friday]

wouldn't hold a door for these gentlemen either
http://www.streetgangs.com/topics/1997/ap_bloods828_t.jpg

i don't hold doors for white people.

ungrateful, entitled fucks that they are.

[crippledalbino]

although I do kind of hope that at the next gig someone sees her coming and closes the door on her

Quick! Lilly's coming!
http://www.uttyler.edu/faculty/amendoza/Pictures%20and%20Stuff/Far%20Side--gifted%20school.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

<------------- 26
I hold open the door for women.

[crippledalbino]

i don't hold doors for white people.

ungrateful, entitled fucks that they are.

:icon_eek:

...okay, then.

[Murray]

I always hold the door for women and I'm 29

[UsedLadBag]

i don't hold doors for white people.

ungrateful, entitled fucks that they are.

yeah they scare me too
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123073/2133676/2135341/060213_exp_CHENEY_HUNTING_E.jpg

[TheTruth]

http://www.hbo.com/larrydavid/img/episodeguide/slideshow/ep05/ep05_elevator.jpg

[Mobo]

<------sheepish mobo.

[Lunchbox420]

Close the elevator!! Close the elevator!!
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/mezapimp/crips.jpg

[nolajersey]

I like when people hold the door. I hold the door open for everyone.

[Murray]

What about Angry Jewish Comedians??

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/15/0000034615_20061021005441.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

<------------- 26
I hold open the door for women.

x2

I sometimes even open the car door for Qtie

[Friday]

:icon_eek:

...okay, then.

sorry
the racism is thriving in this thread today and i am feeling rather pissy.

you white people CAN take a joke, can't you? :icon_roll

[Chester'sLiver]

x2

I sometimes even open the car door for Qtie

and then she opens the back door for you, so its a give and take really.:action-sm


Hey, you guys going to AF's party?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hehehe, Ronnie slipped and said Barack Obottom

[krisko]

I like when people hold the door. I hold the door open for everyone.
yeah me too, it doesn't really matter to me who they are.
x2

I sometimes even open the car door for Qtie

you just want to get in her pants :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

does not agree with women children first when there is a fire at a birthday party

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9e/250px-GeorgeCostanza.jpg

[nolajersey]

I never hold the elevator door though.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

and then she opens the back door for you, so its a give and take really.:action-sm


Hey, you guys going to AF's party?

that's the plan! (to both statements)

[Lunchbox420]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r290/daveberns/toiletees/bo_gangsta.jpghttp://

[crippledalbino]

<------sheepish mobo.Sheep Dip Mobo, actually.
Welcome back, sir.

sorry
the racism is thriving in this thread today and i am feeling rather pissy.

you white people CAN take a joke, can't you? :icon_roll

No. We have a very hard time with the humor when the magnifying glass gets turned back on us.

[Mobo]

This may be specific to me, be we have a passcard to get in the door at work. It's been heavily enforced that everyone must swipe to come in. Therefore, you have people that will close the door right in your face, so that you can swipe your stupid card.....
SPEEEECH!

[Murray]

sorry
.

you white people CAN take a joke, can't you? :icon_roll

:haha7:

[mikek]

What's up with Sonny Fox doing 'Unmasked' interviews? Fucking hate that guy.

[UsedLadBag]

sorry
the racism is thriving in this thread today and i am feeling rather pissy.

you white people CAN take a joke, can't you? :icon_roll

I would refer you to post 234 and my previous attack on Black Earl was racially based, the venom from that attack was based on his anti-Boston position, not his being black per se. I could just have easilly chosen to attack him on the basis of his incompetence or laziness and not on the basis of skin color.... wait... laziness and being black... hmmm.... nevermind.
(wacka wacka):action-sm

[crippledalbino]

and then she opens the back door for you, so its a give and take really.:action-sm


Hey, you guys going to AF's party?

Not sure I'll be going down at this point. We'll see. So far I have not made a decision.

[Chester'sLiver]

that's the plan! (to both statements)

ooooooooooooooooo.. nice..The party should be a good time. I am 95 percent sure I am going and bringing people with me too...

[Lunchbox420]

Have you listened to Sonny Fox, christ hes a fucking bore...cant they redo this unmasked with Ron and make it a complete set?

[Murray]

I would love to hear Ron Unmask Lewis Black

[Goober]

sorry
the racism is thriving in this thread today and i am feeling rather pissy.

you white people CAN take a joke, can't you? :icon_roll

I think we need to lock this thread from other posters, but we will put you in a 'guest poster' program.:action-sm


Get it! Tee Hee

[Friday]

Not sure I'll be going down at this point. We'll see. So far I have not made a decision.

Boston is less expensive that weekend, I hear.

[nolajersey]

ooooooooooooooooo.. nice..The party should be a good time. I am 95 percent sure I am going and bringing people with me too...
:(

[UsedLadBag]

What's up with Sonny Fox doing 'Unmasked' interviews? Fucking hate that guy.

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=86462

[crippledalbino]

This may be specific to me, be we have a passcard to get in the door at work. It's been heavily enforced that everyone must swipe to come in. Therefore, you have people that will close the door right in your face, so that you can swipe your stupid card.....
SPEEEECH!
Uh, that's not so that you can swipe your card, that's because you're a felon.
http://www.koze950.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/prison.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

hahahahaha Big fez. was friggin hysterical..

[Wilmington WOW]

sorry
the racism is thriving in this thread today

today?

it seams to be wackbag's national pastime sometimes

[Save My Up's Dick]

I would love to hear Ron Unmask Lewis Black
X2

[mikek]

Uh, that's not so that you can swipe your card, that's because you're a felon.
http://www.koze950.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/prison.jpg


Man that's fucking scary. Note to self: try not to commit a crime.

[crippledalbino]

Boston is less expensive that weekend, I hear.

Is that true? That bastion of racially insensitivity?
Heh.

[Wilmington WOW]

what is the name of that song?

[Goober]

I would love to hear Ron Unmask Lewis Black

+Doug Stanhope
+Louis CK

[Mobo]

Man that's fucking scary. Note to self: try not to get caught commiting a crime.

fixed for troof.

[MilkmanDan]

Like Will Ferrell, cant watch his movies

[Friday]

Is that true? That bastion of racially insensitivity?
Heh.

hey... if i can survive in SOUTHIE... i can survive anywhere. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

What about the Animal? Douche Baggelow? Those are movie gold!

[crippledalbino]

And never forget "So I married an Axe Murderer..."

[crippledalbino]

I'm gonna watch New Amsterdamnit, I think. My chance to get into a show from the beginning.

Edit: Mobo triple combo,
Am I the only one in here?

[Chester'sLiver]

Lost has been great this season...

[Friday]

<~~ has never ever seen an episode of Lost. wheeeeeeeee

[Wilmington WOW]

love chevy's
caddyshack
fletch
vacation

I even like 3 amigos

[krisko]

dave mispronouncing will ferrel's name is annoying me

[Wilmington WOW]

will ferrell stole the scene at the end of wedding crashers

[Jimmy's Dignity]

<~~ has never ever seen an episode of Lost. wheeeeeeeee

x2 :D

[Mobo]

Gene Wilder never gets any love....well not since Gilda and Pryor died....


edit: oops...sorry...didn't know it was ex-SNL cast......

[Wilmington WOW]

Lost has been great this season...

x2
last week was wild
love the time travel

[nolajersey]

I watched Talladega Nights last night. It was sort of funny.

I have never seen Lost either.

[krisko]

x2 :D

x3

[crippledalbino]

I watched one episode of lost.
Can't remember it.

[MilkmanDan]

Ah yes Steve Martin from SNL, how about that Alec Baldwin from SNL, he made alot of movies !

[Goober]

dave mispronouncing will ferrel's name is annoying me

I think he is confused with Perry

[crippledalbino]

Food delivery.
Bad service makes me toss the menu and never call back, no matter HOW good the calzone is.

[crippledalbino]

I think he is confused with Perry

Easy mistake.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/perryDM2510_468x533.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

what is the name of that song?

Papr Planes - M.I.A.

love that sample of "straight to hell" from the clash with that chick singing

[Save My Up's Dick]

<~~ has never ever seen an episode of Lost. wheeeeeeeee
X2...well a whole episode...watched the first half hour of the first show...meh that was it.

Edit: X4

[Friday]

motion sickness is caused by the inconsistency of the feeling of movement as perceived by the hair follicles in your inner ear versus the still picture your eyes are viewing.
the contradiction in your brain is what causes the illness.

not everyone is equally susceptible.

[Wilmington WOW]

just got my car re-inspected at DMV
it was great
the whole process was outside
I never left my car
after the inspection, you send the paperwork, and check through a tube
waiting in your car with the radio so much better than sitting in those lines
and the line was fast

[nolajersey]

just got my car re-inspected at DMV
it was great
the whole process was outside
I never left my car
after the inspection, you send the paperwork, and check through a tube
waiting in your car with the radio so much better than sitting in those lines
and the line was fast
this confuses me as I have never had to get out of the car to have it re-inspected.

[stillbornstew]

<~~ has never ever seen an episode of Lost. wheeeeeeeee

x2

[Wilmington WOW]

they must have all come in one car


lol

[crippledalbino]

motion sickness is caused by the inconsistency of the feeling of movement as perceived by the hair follicles in your inner ear versus the still picture your eyes are viewing.
the contradiction in your brain is what causes the illness.

not everyone is equally susceptible.
I get carsick if I'm in the back or if I'm trying to read in the car. Maybe I oughta shave those follicles.
x2

(psst - at this poiint, you're up somewhere around a seven or an eight)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

x2

or x5 if you go by what's actually happening :action-sm


speak for yourself Dave...I'm always polite to waitresses/waiters

[Wilmington WOW]

this confuses me as I have never had to get out of the car to have it re-inspected.

we had an old dmv
you used to have to take the paperwork inside
now we got a new fangled one a few years ago

[mikek]

Sorry, my mind's wandering. But I noticed our lil' pal is naughty:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/indecision.png

Bring out the Krisko.
The Krisko's sleeping.
Well, we'll just have to wake her up.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I watched Talladega Nights last night. It was sort of funny.

I have never seen Lost either.

Fav scene in that flick was the Fig Newtons ad. 'He sold the windshield?'

<<< hasn't seen lost either.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Sorry, my mind's wandering. But I noticed our lil' pal is naughty:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/indecision.png
hahahahahhahahahahahha
::note to self, make up mind quickly::


http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/speedo.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1194/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

[Save My Up's Dick]

this confuses me as I have never had to get out of the car to have it re-inspected.
Really? Where in Jersey do you go??

<------never waited in my car, always has to get out.

[stillbornstew]

I get carsick if I'm in the back or if I'm trying to read in the car. Maybe I oughta shave those follicles.


(psst - at this poiint, you're up somewhere around a seven or an eight)

or x5 if you go by what's actually happening :action-sm


speak for yourself Dave...I'm always polite to waitresses/waiters

my mind is wandering, barely reading posts. total days on call: 5..... ::hammer:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Somehow I think that caller wanted to attach himself to the many AOL recorded calls played on O&A

[mikek]

Somehow I think that caller wanted to attach himself to the many AOL recorded calls played on O&A

Hilarity ensues.

[Mobo]

Since we're all spaced out, I'll take this opportunity to tell you about my crazy weather. It snowed for over 2 hours last night, and today, it's too warm for a coat.....

[Friday]

ron is having fun with the buttons .... wheeeeeeeeeee

[RobeSoup&Tears]

<<< Got scared for a second then looked at the time.

[Wilmington WOW]

Somehow I think that caller wanted to attach himself to the many AOL recorded calls played on O&A

opie would have pulled out that clip

r&f show - nah that's too much work

[Mobo]

yyyyyeeaaaaah whattyawant.....

[MilkmanDan]

lol What the fuck

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahahahahhahah, I love Ronnie playing with the playback machine


Oooohh...they should do Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhatayawaaant?

[Wilmington WOW]

<<< Got scared for a second then looked at the time.

me too, but I thought sick ronnie had to throw in the towel

[krisko]

hahahah

[krisko]

<<< Got scared for a second then looked at the time.

haha, me too

[Goober]

I have not heard a Tommy call in a while.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sometimes Fezzy's questions remind me of Maggie Jacobs' Hypotheticals on Extras.
http://www.sitcom.co.uk/extras/images/char_maggie.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Since we're all spaced out, I'll take this opportunity to tell you about my crazy weather. It snowed for over 2 hours last night, and today, it's too warm for a coat.....

It snows in Texas?
Holy shit.
You see, I'm too tired and out of it to even make an attempt at making you sound stupid and gay, I really want to know if it snows or not.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

It snows in Texas?
Holy shit.
You see, I'm too tired and out of it to even make an attempt at making you sound stupid and gay, I really want to know if it snows or not.

that's alright if you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans drive in the snow

[MilkmanDan]

Bowa Rules. Wish he was back in Philly

[Wilmington WOW]

the media overrated don mattingly because he was white

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bowa story
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080228&content_id=2394947&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=la

[Mobo]

It snows in Texas?
Holy shit.
You see, I'm too tired and out of it to even make an attempt at making you sound stupid and gay, I really want to know if it snows or not.

Not usually, especially not in March. That's why it was so weird. From 26 to 65 in 12 hours.

I'm stupid and gay.

[Wilmington WOW]

Bowa Rules. Wish he was back in Philly

he was the glue for that 80 team

[crippledalbino]

that's alright if you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans drive in the snow

Just a bunch of big-hatted assholes trying to lasso calves while falling over in two inches of white slickness...

[Mobo]

that's alright if you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans drive in the snow

Ha Ha!
It's funny because it's true!
It happens so infrequently, the lose their freaking minds! And, the best part, most of the youngest drivers have never driven in it, so they're completely suicidal....

[Wilmington WOW]

bowa was a philly guy

scott rolen sooooooo not a philly guy
he was so non chalant, and seemed to not give a fuck

[UsedLadBag]

<<< Got scared for a second then looked at the time.

open a window man!

(that's a Jimmy fart joke reference)

[crippledalbino]

Not usually, especially not in March. That's why it was so weird. From 26 to 65 in 12 hours.

I'm stupid and gay.

Fixed!
(not really, just reposted, but I'm gonna pretend like I set you up for it anyhow)

Hey - you playing tonight? I wanna take a break from fighting with my laptop and kill some muslims or communists or Americans or Brits.

[Goober]

that's alright if you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans drive in the snow

If you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans try to do math.

[Wilmington WOW]

drudge is a douche

big ups to harry

[crippledalbino]

Ha Ha!
It's funny because it's true!
It happens so infrequently, the lose their freaking minds! And, the best part, most of the youngest drivers have never driven in it, so they're completely suicidal....

I'd be too, if I lived in Texas.

[MilkmanDan]

Wasn't irresponsible for him to be there, noone knew who the fuck he was until they outed him. Complete media fault, and pretty fucked up

[Mobo]

Fixed!
(not really, just reposted, but I'm gonna pretend like I set you up for it anyhow)

Hey - you playing tonight? I wanna take a break from fighting with my laptop and kill some muslims or communists or Americans or Brits.

Dunno, if I get a chance....it'll prolly be later.

If you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans try to do math.

1+2= go fuck yourself :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Dunno, if I get a chance....it'll prolly be later.



1+2= go fuck yourself :action-sm

Okay, we'll see what happens, then.
And then after that, how long it takes you to schlep into a new home and get ye olde xbox all set up for new house gaming hilarity!

[Goober]

1+2= go fuck yourself :action-sm

Sure, prostate stimulation is very underrated.:action-sm

[krisko]

If you want to see something hysterical, watch Texans try to run a country.
fixed
Dunno, if I get a chance....it'll prolly be later.



1+2= go fuck yourself :action-sm

mobo!!! that's not right!! silly texans :p

[stillbornstew]

<----- will probably be living in texas after retiring from the navy

[Mobo]

Okay, we'll see what happens, then.
And then after that, how long it takes you to schlep into a new home and get ye olde xbox all set up for new house gaming hilarity!

yeah....no playing for me this week-end.....just moving things out of the old place in the snow, and moving stuff in in the blistering heat....I'm sure I won't be sick by Mondee....

[UsedLadBag]

I love the Fight Club audio

[Mobo]

<----- will probably be living in texas after retiring from the navy

Yaaay! We can be neighbors! I'll teach you to drive in the snow, do math, rope cattle! All kinds of fun Texas-y stuff!

[Goober]

Mooch!

[krisko]

Mooch!!!!

[TheTruth]

Mooch!!!

[crippledalbino]

<----- will probably be living in texas after retiring from the navy
Planning on getting Court Martialed for killing a pope or something? Why so much punishment?
yeah....no playing for me this week-end.....just moving things out of the old place in the snow, and moving stuff in in the blistering heat....I'm sure I won't be sick by Mondee....

Yuck.
Well, thank god I don't know you well enough to be asked to help you move. I like you enough to shoot you in the back of the head with a shotgun, but not enough to help you with your couch.

[Mobo]

mobo!!! that's not right!! silly texans :p

We do know how to hang up a phone, though.


sorry, I feel a little ganged-up on....I'm lashing out like a tornado made out of teeth and fingernails!

[crippledalbino]

Mooch!

Mooch!!!!

Mooch!!!

http://eteamz.active.com/filestorage/snapshotz/Collision.jpg

[UsedLadBag]

<--- could be moving to Galveston

[crippledalbino]

We do know how to hang up a phone, though.


sorry, I feel a little ganged-up on....I'm lashing out like a tornado made out of teeth and fingernails!

Aww, poor little cornered Wolverine.
Do you wanna go back to the hilarious 'Mobo doesn't exist' bit from yesterday?

[Mobo]

Yuck.
Well, thank god I don't know you well enough to be asked to help you move. I like you enough to shoot you in the back of the head with a shotgun, but not enough to help you with your couch.

I neeeeeeever ask friends for help when moving. It creates a precident for returning favors that I don't wanna get mixed up in.

[stillbornstew]

Yaaay! We can be neighbors! I'll teach you to drive in the snow, do math, rope cattle! All kinds of fun Texas-y stuff!
hahaha, i lived just outside of corpus (ew, i know) for 5 years. i get GREAT state benefits if i retire there. i'll probably settle between SA and austin.

[krisko]

We do know how to hang up a phone, though.


sorry, I feel a little ganged-up on....I'm lashing out like a tornado made out of teeth and fingernails!

it's ok sweetie, i understand

[Mobo]

Aww, poor little cornered Wolverine.
Do you wanna go back to the hilarious 'Mobo doesn't exist' bit from yesterday?

that was from this morning you goof-ass.

I fuckin' miss universalremobo. He was the bessssst.

Well, maybe not the best.
He was kinda good.


...well, who are we kidding, he told one good joke once and kept trying to get back that glory.

[crippledalbino]

I neeeeeeever ask friends for help when moving. It creates a precident for returning favors that I don't wanna get mixed up in.

That's true philanthropy, Mobester. Don't inconvenience anyone because YOU'RE a lazy bastard. Heh.
Nah, I'm just fuckin' with ya. If I was there, I'd totally steal some of your valuables and break shit while carrying it to the U-Haul.

[crippledalbino]

that was from this morning you goof-ass.

:icon_eek:


:icon_neut
Holy shit.
What a long fucking day it's been.
I can't even libidity-fuckityduppity since this morning properly.

[Mobo]

That's true philanthropy, Mobester. Don't inconvenience anyone because YOU'RE a lazy bastard. Heh.
Nah, I'm just fuckin' with ya. If I was there, I'd totally steal some of your valuables and break shit while carrying it to the U-Haul.

That's another reason. I don't have time to take an inventory, and I don't have any friends that I trust.

[Friday]

enjoy your days... i have laundry to do.

what an illustrious life i lead!

[crippledalbino]

Well, that's Satelite of love. I guess I'm gonna cram some work in before the replay.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Later folks

[Goober]

CYa

[UsedLadBag]

donk

[Mobo]

enjoy your days... i have laundry to do.

what an illustrious life i lead!

Make sure you separate your whites and coloreds....oof. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Later on, kids. See you at the replay.

[MilkmanDan]

Later buddays !

[Chester'sLiver]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[krisko]

Well, that's Satelite of love. I guess I'm gonna cram something in my ass before the replay.

ewwwww