Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3-10-08...The Aftermath of Fezdust

[krisko]

hi

[Deadbent]

Think it's Hosp's birthday today.
I'd like to get him a "How to Make a Turducken" book.

[mikek]

Fezdust: Worst. Bit. Ever. :) Oh well, new week, new disasters.

Oh, BTW:
http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

[Goober]

Hiya:action-sm Bryan aka Goober from Wackbag checking in.

[krisko]

Think it's Hosp's birthday today.
I'd like to get him a "How to Make a Turducken" book.
fucking starvin dead, we got any fowl stuck in fowl's ass stuck in another fowl's ass?
Fezdust: Worst. Bit. Ever. :) Oh well, new week, new disasters.

Oh, BTW:
http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

umm....i think you're forgetting slave boy :)



going smoking

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

I loved how much of a train-wreck Fezdust was. Great bit, I thought.

How's everyone doing this fine morning?

[Goober]

hi

Your next on my list of callers to tease!:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

fucking starvin dead, we got any fowl stuck in fowl's ass stuck in another fowl's ass?



Now that joke's just fowl.


...oof.

[UsedLadBag]

and I was out of town Wednesday to Friday, looks like I missed a trainwreck called Fezdust.

Morning buddies!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya:action-sm Bryan aka Goober from Wackbag checking in.

Jump in front of a Red Line train why don't you?

[crippledalbino]

Jump in front of a Red Line train why don't you?

Oooh, check out the geographic humor on the Hoffster!!

[Chester'sLiver]

hi guys...

[madbam]

howdy folks:action-sm

[Goober]

Jump in front of a Red Line train why don't you?

I don't take public transportation. There are too many poor people with too many germs:action-sm

[Deadbent]

Now that joke's just fowl.


...oof.



See, the proper format would've been something like....


"Now that joke's just foul."


Because it'd be homonym humor then.
What you did was just... not keep that in tune. :action-sm



Off to smoke buddays, I'll come sauntering back sooner or later.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't take public transportation. There are too many poor people with too many germs:action-sm

Good point. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

"No Ron...Ron"

[krisko]

Now that joke's just fowl.


...oof.
you stink at homonym hilarity

[Goober]

you stink at homonym hilarity

a gay nym? :action-sm

[krisko]

Your next on my list of callers to tease!:action-sm

don't tease me, i did nothing wrong ;p

[Chester'sLiver]

don't tease me, i did nothing wrong ;p

ooooooooooo did you call in again?

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts....

[Goober]

Bill Hicks!!!!!!!!

[mikek]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts....

x2!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Your next on my list of callers to tease!:action-sm

Perhaps you have some audio to share with all of us on Krisko?

[Deadbent]

Walkin back in to the bastion of truth that was Bill Hicks.
Glad to have found his works when I did.


Hiya buddays.

1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

I'm DeadBent....Hey.... There's Krisko ;)

[Goober]

Perhaps you have some audio to share with all of us on Krisko?

I don't, but I know how to get it.

[krisko]

"kristin, you're clicking your pen a lot, can you please stop"

oh go fuck yourself, i have ADD, if you dont like me clicking my pen move your desk and go fuck yourself

[Chester'sLiver]

"kristin, you're clicking your pen a lot, can you please stop"

oh go fuck yourself, i have ADD, if you dont like me clicking my pen move your desk and go fuck yourself

in other words what you really said was "Oh sure...I'm sorry" and then politely laughed and put your pen down...:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays! Bittersweet symphony strangely titled song when you consider how big a hit this was and how the money did not go to the Verve or Richard Ashcroft

[krisko]

ooooooooooo did you call in again?
?

i called in to sam and sam
and ron and fez
and maxwell
i have no life
Perhaps you have some audio to share with all of us on Krisko?
my calls were wonderful, i didn't say "aka" and i didn't say anything about super anythings
Walkin back in to the bastion of truth that was Bill Hicks.
Glad to have found his works when I did.


Hiya buddays.

1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

I'm DeadBent....Hey.... There's Krisko ;)

ooh!

here's me!!!!

[TonyBagels]

Think it's Hosp's birthday today.
I'd like to get him a "How to Make a Turducken" book.

Miss Hosp fighting with ESD (but don't miss ESD's horrific "impression")

[KNUCKLEUP]

g'morning sweeties :action-sm

[krisko]

in other words what you really said was "Oh sure...I'm sorry" and then politely laughed and put your pen down...:action-sm

sort of

well...i didn't really say anything at all, i just sort of got mad and looked mean and then stopped, i have to figure out something else to do with my fidgetiness...grrrrrr

[nolajersey]

in other words what you really said was "Oh sure...I'm sorry" and then politely laughed and put your pen down...:action-sm
:clap::clap::clap:

[Goober]

my calls were wonderful, i didn't say "aka" and i didn't say anything about super anythings



Oh Snap!

[Save My Up's Dick]

?

i called in to sam and sam
and ron and fez
and maxwell
i have no life

You should be a pro now at hanging up the phone. :icon_razz

[TonyBagels]

<=== Loves the over-the-top BAC greeting

[krisko]

<=== Loves the over-the-top BAC greeting

it reminds me of terrance and phillip for some reason

[crippledalbino]

Lunch in hand, and it's the wrong lunch..
Wanted a barbeque chix sandwich, got some sort of ham thing.
Oh well.

[TonyBagels]

Perhaps you have some audio to share with all of us on Krisko?

oh please do

[krisko]

Lunch in hand, and it's the wrong lunch..
Wanted a barbeque chix sandwich, got some sort of ham thing.
Oh well.

feeling better today then?

[crippledalbino]

feeling better today then?

Enough to get some lousy lunch, thanks for asking.
I'm about ready to not have this stupid disease anymore, though. The only good thing about it is weight loss. Heh.

[TonyBagels]

"kristin, you're clicking your pen a lot, can you please stop"

oh go fuck yourself, i have ADD, if you dont like me clicking my pen move your desk and go fuck yourself

Your reply: "Can you please let me slam this pen in each of your ears so my clicking doesn't bother you in the future?"

[Chester'sLiver]

I always thought Gold dust had one of the best theme songs...

[crippledalbino]

But who can forget the great match between Goldust and Roddy Piper at Wrestlemaniazzzzzzzzzzzz.........

[krisko]

Enough to get some lousy lunch, thanks for asking.
I'm about ready to not have this stupid disease anymore, though. The only good thing about it is weight loss. Heh.
i get it, an AIDS joke. ew.
Your reply: "Can you please let me slam this pen in each of your ears so my clicking doesn't bother you in the future?"

i could say that, and it would be lovely to be fired for threatening a co worker, but i'm too big a pussy to do it :(

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!


We needed a Weekend between the Fez Dust bit and a new show.

[TonyBagels]

it reminds me of terrance and phillip for some reason

the high pitched voice perhaps?

[Chester'sLiver]

he will never say Ron...

[krisko]

hahah

Earl is full of shit

[crippledalbino]

Howdy Buddays!!!


We needed a Weekend between the Fez Dust bit and a new-peas-hode show.

Good afternoon, Arch.
Fixed.

[crippledalbino]

hahah

Earl is full of shit

That could be every post on every RF listening thread ever.

[krisko]

the high pitched voice perhaps?

maybe....

[TonyBagels]

i get it, an AIDS joke. ew.


i could say that, and it would be lovely to be fired for threatening a co worker, but i'm too big a pussy to do it :(

I wouldn't say threaten. I would say assist in not annoying my fellow employee

[Arch Stanton]

the high pitched voice perhaps?

SMUG

[Dr. Hoffman]

hahah

Earl is the color of shit

He certainly is. Couldn't have said it any better myself. :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Good afternoon, Arch.
Fixed.

Albino

[Deadbent]

Animal Fez is one of the finest human beings in the world.




All he needs is someone throwing hand grenades at him the rest of his life.

[krisko]

SMUG

Albino

i love arch beacuse of his long and involved posts

[crippledalbino]

Albino

i love arch beacuse of his long and involved posts

True, but it makes me laugh every single fuckin' time.
Heh.

[krisko]

"a website that somebody walks by and sees" (www.meatspin.com)

[crippledalbino]

"a website that somebody walks by and sees" (www.meatspin.com)

Wackbag is responsible for eighty percent of all sexual harassment cases these days.
"But they said they knew where Opie went after the show!!!!!!"

[krisko]

do they have anything for pen clicking

i think i have restless pen syndrome....er something...i'm really goin nuts

[Dr. Hoffman]

"a website that somebody walks by and sees" (www.meatspin.com)

And post!!!

[Deadbent]

Asphyxiation, Starvation, Dehydration, Your corpse never being recovered?..


Great job perks, those miners.

[crippledalbino]

do they have anything for pen clicking

i think i have restless pen syndrome....er something...i'm really goin nuts

Yeah, she took some:
http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/armless_in_miami.jpg

[krisko]

And post!!!

i was wondering why no one was saying anything...this explains it.

[crippledalbino]

Asphyxiation, Starvation, Dehydration, Your corpse never being recovered?..



POST!!!

Wait, what?

[krisko]

Asphyxiation, Starvation, Dehydration, Your corpse never being recovered?..


Great job perks, those miners.

also the black lung
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/f/f/6ff6da8e9a317a64ca3d7a788f7cbbbd.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

lol, it's a canary, not a parakeet, hahaha

http://www.etu.asn.au/graphics/2005/canary_badge_big.jpg

[mikek]

also the black lung

I have 2 here. Couldn't make up my mind.

1) It's "lazy lung", sweetie.

2) It's "African American lung", sweetie. Show some sensitivity.

[crippledalbino]

And a good afternoon to Arch Stanton, Deadbent, KNUCKLEUP, krisko, madbam, mikek, nevnut, nolajersey, ReFugeeNS, Save My Up's Dick, silentbob8201, speed1001, Three Hole Puncher...

Yes, that's right, you're all in here somewhere, let's start posting something!

[Dr. Hoffman]

also the black lung
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/f/f/6ff6da8e9a317a64ca3d7a788f7cbbbd.jpg

Just be glad your not one of those canaries.

[crippledalbino]

lol, it's a canary, not a parakeet, hahaha

http://www.etu.asn.au/graphics/2005/canary_badge_big.jpg

I think it'd be better to use a pigeon or sea-gull, or some other bird that no one gives a shit about.
G'd afternoon to ya, you knocked another one out of the park with Isis. Right up my alley.

[krisko]

I have 2 here. Couldn't make up my mind.

1) It's "lazy lung", sweetie.

2) It's "African American lung", sweetie. Show some sensitivity.

"whaa"
http://remus.rutgers.edu/JethroTull/Photos/aqualung.jpg

[TonyBagels]

SMUG

who? me?

[crippledalbino]

"whaa"
http://remus.rutgers.edu/JethroTull/Photos/aqualung.jpg

Because the miners are eyeing little girls with bad intent...

[TonyBagels]

do they have anything for pen clicking

i think i have restless pen syndrome....er something...i'm really goin nuts

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/CM518~Can-t-We-Just-Get-A-Bong-Posters.jpg
or
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/10/98/23029810.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

I hate this caller...His voice, his story, his way of telling it...Everything..

[TonyBagels]

And a good afternoon to Arch Stanton, Deadbent, KNUCKLEUP, krisko, madbam, mikek, nevnut, nolajersey, ReFugeeNS, Save My Up's Dick, silentbob8201, speed1001, Three Hole Puncher...

Yes, that's right, you're all in here somewhere, let's start posting something!

go fuck yourself












(what too smug?)

[mikek]

One job I had, we had to attend one of those stupid 'sexual awareness' classes. The lone girl in the office wore a t-shirt that day which read "Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them".

Loved that chick.

[StonerJack]

I was at a seafood joint where the bathrooms said "Buoys and Gulls" I promptly threw up all over the buoys room.

[KNUCKLEUP]

And a good afternoon to Arch Stanton, Deadbent, KNUCKLEUP, krisko, madbam, mikek, nevnut, nolajersey, ReFugeeNS, Save My Up's Dick, silentbob8201, speed1001, Three Hole Puncher...

Yes, that's right, you're all in here somewhere, let's start posting something!

*pops out of a trashcan*

awww, here i am!

http://telepicturesblog.warnerbros.com/tyrashow/2127-blog.gif

[Dr. Hoffman]

Because the miners are eyeing little girls with bad intent...

Are they sitting on a park bench?

[crippledalbino]

go fuck yourself




(what too smug?)

That's member-bashing, sir, and we don't tolerate that sort of thing here, because words hurt. I have letterhead and am not afraid to use it.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I think it'd be better to use a pigeon or sea-gull, or some other bird that no one gives a shit about.
G'd afternoon to ya, you knocked another one out of the park with Isis. Right up my alley.

niiiiiiiiiiiiice. :icon_cool

[krisko]

*pops out of a trashcan*

awww, here i am!

http://telepicturesblog.warnerbros.com/tyrashow/2127-blog.gif


seriously
you must warn me when you post a picture of the most hated creatures god ever made the mistake of making.

no, not them...the other ones.
:puke:

[krisko]

umm

?

SLEEVES > PERRY

[KNUCKLEUP]

Are they sitting on a park bench?

<---------- watching as the frilly panties run

[Chester'sLiver]

Ummmmm.....that wasn't.....good...


Trash..

[crippledalbino]

*pops out of a trashcan*

awww, here i am!

http://morefire.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/37024583waitingforthebrooklynferry.jpg

seriously
you must warn me when you post a picture of the most hated creatures god ever made the mistake of making.

no, not them...the other ones.
:puke:

That's just not very kind.

[krisko]

hahahah

ronnie: what didn't you like about it?
caller: ummmmm.......making fun of our lord.

[silentbob8201]

Best Perrynoid song yet? i think so.

[Ted the Poster]

<---------- watching as the frilly panties run

Someone do something about that snot running down his nose, please.

[KNUCKLEUP]

seriously
you must warn me when you post a picture of the most hated creatures god ever made the mistake of making.

no, not them...the other ones.
:puke:

the one in pink in the middle looks like a little barbara streisand... :icon_eek:

[krisko]

Best Perrynoid song yet? i think so.

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ummmmm.....that wasn't.....good...


Trash..

X2.

And to whoever that caller was that said Dale Sr. is the greatest driver ever...Michael Schumacher has more talent than all the NASCAR drivers combined.

[Deadbent]

Musically it wasn't brilliant.

Themewise, it was ok. Too out of touch. A bit simple, too.
Be more creative if you're touching on played out joke fodder like rednecks and nascar.


I'd trash it.

[Chester'sLiver]

One day Earnhardt made love to a brick wall.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Someone do something about that snot running down his nose, please.

http://www.jrcompton.com/photos/The_Birds/J/March-07/JR61052-dead-duck-fl.jpg ?

<---------- continues the unfunny jethro tull joke :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

Are they sitting on a park bench?


Because the miners are eyeing little girls with bad intent...


Someone do something about that snot running down his nose, please.

<---------- watching as the frilly panties run


Da-nuh-nuh-nuh-naaaaaaaaaah-nuh!!!
It's the wackbag gay flesh-flute orchestra!!

[krisko]

http://www.jrcompton.com/photos/The_Birds/J/March-07/JR61052-dead-duck-fl.jpg ?

<---------- continues the unfunny jethro tull joke :icon_roll

:(

that was my jethro tull joke

[Deadbent]

One day Earnhardt made love to a brick wall.




:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Fuckin CL.
Bang-Bang!

[krisko]

i thought jesus took the wheel? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

X2.

And to whoever that caller was that said Dale Sr. is the greatest driver ever...Michael Schumacher has more talent than all the NASCAR drivers combined.

Shhh....
Can't be admitting your NAScar knowledge or love here, sir.

[Chester'sLiver]

i thought jesus took the wheel? "whaa"

he did and then he said "Enough of your shit"....The end..

[KNUCKLEUP]

you know what *i* think perry is sometimes?

irritating and not funny.

though i'll give the 'why won't wiki fix the phones' song a pass.

y'know... because my opinion matters :p

[Chester'sLiver]

you know what *i* think perry is sometimes?

irritating and not funny.

though i'll give the 'why won't wiki fix the phones' song a pass.

y'know... because my opinion matters :p

he had some good ones...Fatty Pneumonia is a gem too...

[krisko]

you know what *i* think perry is sometimes?

irritating and not funny.

though i'll give the 'why won't wiki fix the phones' song a pass.

y'know... because my opinion matters :p

blech

i don't really like him...we get it...you're tone deaf and you sing....irony!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Shhh....
Can't be admitting your NAScar knowledge or love here, sir.

I was admitting my fondness of Formula 1 sir, NASCAR is fucking trailer trash shit.

[krisko]

hey hoffman, do you think ronnie's suggesting we raise a nation of super delegates?

[KNUCKLEUP]

One day Earnhardt made love to a brick wall.
Da-nuh-nuh-nuh-naaaaaaaaaah-nuh!!!
It's the wackbag gay flesh-flute orchestra!!

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: @ both of those

:(

that was my jethro tull joke

aww, i give you credit for making a jethro tull joke at all, sweetness, hehe.

fun fact: i own multiple jethro tull albums on both CD and vinyl (inherited them from my father, lol)

[Arch Stanton]

I was admitting my fondness of Formula 1 sir, NASCAR is fucking trailer trash shit.

Homan13psu really getting his point across here:

Not trailer trash shit......fucking trailer trash shit

[crippledalbino]

I was admitting my fondness of Formula 1 sir, NASCAR is fucking trailer trash shit.

Oh.

So is Formula 1 more exciting than cars making left turns for four hours?
Wait, what's that you say? It's ALSO making left turns for four hours? But the cars are a little differently shaped?
Oh, okay.

Where are you from again?


OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...........

[Dr. Hoffman]

hey hoffman, do you think ronnie's suggesting we raise a nation of super delegates?

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

hey hoffman, do you think ronnie's suggesting we raise a nation of super delegates?

Thread title in there:

...Home of the Super Delegates

[krisko]

I was admitting my fondness of Formula 1 sir, NASCAR is fucking trailer trash shit.

does formula 1 consist of driving around and around and around on a track in a car?

[crippledalbino]

hey hoffman, do you think ronnie's suggesting we raise a nation of super delegates?

Oh, that's funny, you should phone that in.

[TonyBagels]

That's member-bashing, sir, and we don't tolerate that sort of thing here, because words hurt. I have letterhead and am not afraid to use it.

Whoops, let me call a press conference and apologize

[Deadbent]

he had some good ones...Fatty Pneumonia is a gem too...

He's had good stuff for the show in the past.

but Hey, it's the creative process. Sometimes it comes out good, great, and just plain sucktastic.

Look at everyones jokes here.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oh.

So is Formula 1 more exciting than cars making left turns for four hours?
Wait, what's that you say? It's ALSO making left turns for four hours? But the cars are a little differently shaped?
Oh, okay.

Where are you from again?


OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...........

NASCAR only makes left turns, F1 turns left and right sir. :action-sm Besides, F1 has Ferrari, McLaren, BMW, Mercedes, etc.

[Arch Stanton]

Oh.

So is Formula 1 more exciting than cars making left turns for four hours?
Wait, what's that you say? It's ALSO making left turns for four hours? But the cars are a little differently shaped?
Oh, okay.

Where are you from again?


OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...........

:popcorn:

[krisko]

Oh.

So is Formula 1 more exciting than cars making left turns for four hours?
Wait, what's that you say? It's ALSO making left turns for four hours? But the cars are a little differently shaped?
Oh, okay.

Where are you from again?


OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...........

that's what i said...just not as wordy....and too late....i'll go get lunch now while you laugh at me

[Deadbent]

does formula 1 consist of driving around and around and around on a track in a car?


Is Sam_Adams around for comment? I do recall him being an f-1 driver, or... a driving instructor for f-1 racing. One of the two.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wait...

Hulk Hogan is supporting Obama? Hold on a fucking second here, I'm am SO changing my vote and am throwing my support behind Barrack Obama! :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

NASCAR only makes left turns, F1 turns left and right sir. :action-sm Besides, F1 has Ferrari, McLaren, BMW, Mercedes, etc.

Ooh, that's very fancy.
And right AND left turns you say?
Consider me turned.

:icon_neut



...wavy guy!

[krisko]

NASCAR only makes left turns, F1 turns left and right sir. :action-sm Besides, F1 has Ferrari, McLaren, BMW, Mercedes, etc.

oh goody!!!! so now we get to see NICE cars make RIGHT turns!!! i see teh difference!!!

[TonyBagels]

One day Earnhardt made love to a brick wall.

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Ted the Poster]

Wait...

Hulk Hogan is supporting Obama? Hold on a fucking second here, I'm am SO changing my vote and am throwing my support behind Barrack Obama! :icon_roll

He is a real American
Fight for the rights of every man.

Does he?

[TonyBagels]

Shhh....
Can't be admitting your NAScar knowledge or love here, sir.

He's not, he's doing a bad CARS impression
http://www.allaboardtoys.com/assets/product_imagesm/MAT-L0546-K5928.jpg

[krisko]

Is Sam_Adams around for comment? I do recall him being an f-1 driver, or... a driving instructor for f-1 racing. One of the two.

i think what he said was that he invented formula 1 racing, he owns many cars, and owns a track or two...i can't quite remember

[crippledalbino]

Is Sam_Adams around for comment? I do recall him being an f-1 driver, or... a driving instructor for f-1 racing. One of the two.
Sam_Adams: "Hey kids!!! Get off the tracks!!"
[http://www.rjvalentine.com/images/f1bostonracetrack_SideImg.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

fuckin starving.... earl we got any lolipops and sugar bears back there?

god i feel like a boring, unfunny douche today. :(

[Arch Stanton]

He's not, he's doing a bad CARS impression
http://www.allaboardtoys.com/assets/product_imagesm/MAT-L0546-K5928.jpg

I have those guys on my desk

[Dr. Hoffman]

Sam_Adams: "Hey kids!!! Get off the tracks!!"
[http://www.rjvalentine.com/images/f1bostonracetrack_SideImg.jpg

Does this mean the charactor of Memphis Rains from 'Gone in Sixty Seconds' is loosely based on Sam_Adams?

[Chester'sLiver]

fuckin starving.... earl we got any lolipops and sugar bears back there?

god i feel like a boring, unfunny douche today. :(

Today? :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

does formula 1 consist of driving around and around and around on a track in a car?

NO, sometimes they drive on streets

[crippledalbino]

fuckin starving.... earl we got any lolipops and sugar bears back there?

god i feel like a boring, unfunny douche today. :(

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
:clap::clap::clap:

I was doing that for Triple-T in the O&A thread. Does it help?
:icon_neut

[Arch Stanton]

fuckin starving.... earl we got any lolipops and sugar bears back there?

god i feel like a boring, unfunny douche today. :(

Sorry, fresh out

[KNUCKLEUP]

<---------- bringin racism back:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5386/barackkillwhiteyhw5.jpg

[TonyBagels]

NASCAR only makes left turns, F1 turns left and right sir. :action-sm Besides, F1 has Ferrari, McLaren, BMW, Mercedes, etc.

So Formula has cars I can't afford and Nascar has chevy's, fords, dodges, and toyotas...
Just sayin'

[Dr. Hoffman]

What is so amazing to me is the Democrats had the SURE SHOT of winning the White House this year...and they managed to find MORE than one way of fucking the election up.

[TonyBagels]

Wait...

Hulk Hogan is supporting Obama? Hold on a fucking second here, I'm am SO changing my vote and am throwing my support behind Barrack Hussein Obama! :icon_roll

fixed to piss Earl off

[KNUCKLEUP]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
:clap::clap::clap:

I was doing that for Triple-T in the O&A thread. Does it help?
:icon_neut

haha, not really, but thank you for trying :p

Today? :action-sm

hahaha i felt tempted to fix my own post to say "i am and unfuny douche..."

[Ted the Poster]

So Formula has cars I can't afford and Nascar has chevy's, fords, dodges, and toyotas...
Just sayin'

Yep. The same half-million dollar Chevies, Fords and Dodges you can buy right at your local dealer.

[crippledalbino]

What is so amazing to me is the Democrats had the SURE SHOT of winning the White House this year...and they managed to find MORE than one way of fucking the election up.

When your choices for President is a ******, a ****, or a *******, people are gonna go for old whitey.

[Deadbent]

<---------- bringin racism back:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5386/barackkillwhiteyhw5.jpg


Ok Obama!


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/passion2.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

Maya Angelou is a fucking cunt.
I'm just sayin'.

[KNUCKLEUP]

fixed to piss Earl off

whenever someone uses his full name, i picture obama with a big silly moustache :icon_lol:

[TonyBagels]

I have those guys on my desk

"pit stop?"

[crippledalbino]

I'm not against Obama, but I'm against the blind racism for picking Obama just because he's black, and that makes me want to vote for anyone else, JUST because of the racism angle.

[crippledalbino]

Maya Angelou is a fucking cunt.
I'm just sayin'.

:icon_eek:


Wow, so you'll just come right out there with that, then.

[TonyBagels]

Yep. The same half-million dollar Chevies, Fords and Dodges you can buy right at your local dealer.

but, but they're 'stock' cars

[Save My Up's Dick]

Yep. The same half-million dollar Chevies, Fords and Dodges you can buy right at your local dealer.
:haha7:

There's nothing stock about a stock car.

[Deadbent]

I'm not against Obama, but I'm against the blind racism for picking Obama just because he's black, and that makes me want to vote for anyone else, JUST because of the racism angle.

a question of consequence.

Dude. Where are the dick jokes already!?


On a side note, I entirely agree, but I'm not sure I'd let myself vote in a certain direction, because of some other fucks and what they're doing.

[crippledalbino]

A Black Man's Platform?

http://z.about.com/d/gocalifornia/1/0/s/I/tomb-gallows-at.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

:haha7:

There's nothing stock about a stock car.

If you go inside on turn 4 it will hold.

[TonyBagels]

Buddays, gotta get back to work. C-YA!!!

[crippledalbino]

a question of consequence.

Dude. Where are the dick jokes already!?

Sorry,man.
You're right.
I'm not voting for anyone with a bigger dick than me.
Which means both Obama AND Hillary are out.
Go McCain!!

[Arch Stanton]

Buddays, gotta get back to work. C-YA!!!

C-YA

[mikek]

Oh no... teary Fez coming up.

[crippledalbino]

Handy-Capable rights for everyone!!

Give a Cripple-Crab a Crutch!

[Save My Up's Dick]

If you go inside on turn 4 it will hold.
I'm so glad somebody got that. :icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

When I graduated HS, they gave every black kid an award with a cash prize just because they were black...One guy barely graduated..There was only like 9 of them but still I thought that was dumb.

[Ted the Poster]

whenever someone uses his full name, i picture obama with a big silly moustache :icon_lol:

And a noose?

[crippledalbino]

Cripple-Capables!

[Chester'sLiver]

My dad used my uncle's tag like 3 or 4 months after my uncle passed.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Ok Obama!


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/passion2.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/5/3448297.2784885.jpg

damn, i couldn't find the pic i wanted; i was a picture of kim jong il and it said, "don't start none, won't be none"

[Deadbent]

Sorry,man.
You're right.
I'm not voting for anyone with a bigger dick than me.
Which means both Obama AND Hillary are out.
Go McCain!!

Crip shoots and scores!


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/butcher2.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

When I graduated HS, they gave every black kid an award with a cash prize just because they were black...One guy barely graduated..There was only like 9 of them but still I thought that was dumb.

So they handed out...what...two awards?

[krisko]

My dad used my uncle's tag like 3 or 4 months after my uncle passed.

i got one after i had ankle surgery and i kept removing the date with rubbing alcohol and extending it. that was fun.

[Chester'sLiver]

man the phones are really busy now...

[crippledalbino]

Crip shoots and scores!


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/butcher2.jpg

Alright!!!!
It's like a gold star, except it's Daniel Day Lewis!

[Ted the Poster]

So they handed out...what...two awards?

And the cash award was Tree Fiddy.

[krisko]

grrrrrrrrr

i've had deaf people in some of my classes and there is a person signing in front of the class for the whole fucking time....i COULD NOT concentrate at all

[mikek]

When I graduated HS, they gave every black kid an award with a cash prize just because they were black...One guy barely graduated..

"whaa"

i got one after i had ankle surgery and i kept removing the date with rubbing alcohol and extending it. that was fun.

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Hey, check it out, Krisko, even the blind guy could find the hang-up button!

[Dr. Hoffman]

man the phones are really busy now...

I would have figured you'd have the hotline number by now.

[Ted the Poster]

When I graduated HS, they gave every black kid an award with a cash prize just because they were black...One guy barely graduated..There was only like 9 of them but still I thought that was dumb.

Yet the most amazing phrase in this post is "When I graduated HS."

[Dr. Hoffman]

grrrrrrrrr

i've had deaf people in some of my classes and there is a person signing in front of the class for the whole fucking time....i COULD NOT concentrate at all

Now you know how all the boys sitting around you in your classes feel. :action-sm

[krisko]

umm

yes you do get benefits you fucking idiots....ever heard of affirmative action you dunderhead

[Chester'sLiver]

I would have figured you'd have the hotline number by now.

yup 2 calls and they gave it to me...:D

[Deadbent]

man the phones are really busy now...


I think I wanted to call in and mention my most EXCELLENT time at Mollys Cupcakes here in Chicago, on friday.

You really can't miss out on this place when you're in the area.

[krisko]

Now you know how all the boys sitting around you in your classes feel. :action-sm

yeah, i know the incredible sexiness of the back of my head can be distracting

[crippledalbino]

umm

yes you do get benefits you fucking idiots....ever heard of affirmative action you dunderhead

That's "Blaction"... that's what makes it hilarious.

[krisko]

"you gotta actually do well in order to get a scholarship"

what a novel fucking concept

jesus christ.

[Chester'sLiver]

on hold now...doubt it gets taken though...

[Deadbent]

on hold now...doubt it gets taken though...



I can only hope.

[crippledalbino]

on hold now...doubt it gets taken though...

Thanks for the heads up so I can start looking for pictures of horrific accidents.

[Ted the Poster]

on hold now...doubt it gets taken though...

Tell 'em you're the Madden 08 champ!

[Chester'sLiver]

Thanks for the heads up so I can start looking for pictures of horrific accidents.

thats why i post it.....:icon_mrgr

[KNUCKLEUP]

umm

yes you do get benefits you fucking idiots....ever heard of affirmative action you dunderhead

WILMINGTON NOW!

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1925129.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106D6D3297D622240BE 5A5397277B4DC33E

oh wait... "whaa"

[krisko]

on hold now...doubt it gets taken though...

tell earl that he's a fucking idiot. i'd call in but i'm affraid i'd just start hurling racial epithets until my head exploded

[crippledalbino]

thats why i post it.....:icon_mrgr

I'm a CTRL-V away from your disaster...

[Mobo]

Crip, I just cancelled my cable service, and they wanted to know why. I told them, "You screwed my friend over when he needed his internet fixed." She said, "Was their a problem with your service?". I said, "No, I just don't appreciate my friends being treated that way, and so I'm going to find an alternative service." Fuck her, she doesn't need to know that I'm doing it because of the move.

[Ted the Poster]

tell earl that he's a fucking idiot. i'd call in but i'm affraid i'd just start hurling racial epithets until my head exploded

Hot.

No, wait...

[crippledalbino]

tell earl that he's a fucking idiot. i'd call in but i'm affraid i'd just start hurling racial epithets until my head exploded

Yeah, but that's every day for you.

[KNUCKLEUP]

grrrrrrrrr

i've had deaf people in some of my classes and there is a person signing in front of the class for the whole fucking time....i COULD NOT concentrate at all

x2.

and the chick was a complete bitch. deaf or not.

[Chester'sLiver]

i believe they have moved on...how long should i stay on hold.....hmmmm

[crippledalbino]

Crip, I just cancelled my cable service, and they wanted to know why. I told them, "You screwed my friend over when he needed his internet fixed." She said, "Was their a problem with your service?". I said, "No, I just don't appreciate my friends being treated that way, and so I'm going to find an alternative service." Fuck her, she doesn't need to know that I'm doing it because of the move.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
That's awesome, Mobo. Fucking AWESOME!!!!
Way to represent man, much appreciated!
I take back half the mean things I ever said about you.

[Friday]

hi buddays...

what a long morning!

note to all: do NOT get hit in the eye with a tree branch!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hey!!! It's Chesters Liver!!!

[Arch Stanton]

CL on the blower

[krisko]

Cl!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

hi buddays...

what a long morning!

note to all: do NOT get hit in the eye with a tree branch!

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Friday]

CHESTER with a Hero's welcome! w00t!!!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Chester!

[crippledalbino]

You go CL!!!
http://media.canada.com/idl/relp/20061218/154160-54568.jpg

You didn't fuck up, but it's the one I googled for ya anyhow, in case you did.

[Deadbent]

Ryan...


You took a terrific intro... and just...
wow.


Why couldn't YOU have passed away in granpas place?
wtf.

[Chester'sLiver]

Well that was cool...Didn't expect that...

[Arch Stanton]

i believe they have moved on...how long should i stay on hold.....hmmmm

I wonder

[Mobo]

Nice round of applause for CL! That's the kind of intro a champion like yourself deserves!

edit: fuck it.....I agree with Dead.....

[Arch Stanton]

Well that was cool...Didn't expect that...

I slipped Ronnie a five spot before the show. heheh

[crippledalbino]

I slipped Ronnie a five spot before the show. heheh

That's Arch, lookin' out for his friends...

[krisko]

Well that was cool...Didn't expect that...

next time say something funn, ok dear? :icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

next time say something funn, ok dear? :icon_mrgr

at least I was able to hang up correctly...:action-sm

[krisko]

um

here's an idea

STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW

[Mobo]

next time say something funn, ok dear? :icon_mrgr

The extra 'N' is for n****r......that Krisko......

[Ted the Poster]

hi buddays...

what a long morning!

note to all: do NOT get hit in the eye with a tree branch!

Thanks for the warning. I'll scratch that off of my To Do list for today. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

Breakin' the lawww Breakin' the lawwwww.
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Beavis_and_Butthead/beavis_and_butthead_mtv.jpg

[Mobo]

Hi Fridee!

[krisko]

The extra 'N' is for n****r......that Krisko......

i would never!! :icon_redf


ok...welll maybe i would....

[silentbob8201]

No Country is out on dvd TOMORROW.

[crippledalbino]

No Country is out on dvd TOMORROW.

Thanks, SOS.

[Mobo]

No Country is out on dvd TOMORROW.

Cool! I'll pick it up for my HD-DVD play......oh...that's right.....grrrrrr.

[stillbornstew]

buddaaays :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Cool! I'll pick it up for my HD-DVD play......oh...that's right.....grrrrrr.

Yeah, remember?
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/holygrailknight-440-hd-dvd-blu.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Cool! I'll pick it up for my HD-DVD play......oh...that's right.....grrrrrr.

NICE!!!!!1 that means it'll get to the base in a month.
:arrrh:

[Friday]

Hi Fridee!

hiya schmoopie!

congrats on completing the BIG MOVE :)

[crippledalbino]

buddaaays :action-sm

Welcome back, sir.
Have you officially switched into your masterpiecestillborn persona?

[Mobo]

hiya schmoopie!

congrats on completing the BIG MOVE :)

Nowhere near complete...but I moved all my stuff from one place to another....I'm just glad to return to some Wackbag normalcy....

[crippledalbino]

Nowhere near complete...but I moved all my stuff from one place to another....I'm just glad to return to some Wackbag normalcy....

Man, how badly does your life suck if *THIS* is your definition of normalcy?

[Deadbent]

Hey Stew, I tried the chocolat recipe, saturday.
Prep wasn't that bad, and I did learn stuff in the process.
But personally, juuuust a bit too much cocoa for me. It was something else though, and everyone I pandered it off to were blown away.

[Mobo]

Man, how badly does your life suck if *THIS* is your definition of normalcy?

Bad.....what's your point?

[crippledalbino]

Hey Stew, I tried the chocolat recipe, saturday.
Prep wasn't that bad, and I did learn stuff in the process.
But personally, juuuust a bit too much cocoa for me. It was something else though, and everyone I pandered it off to were blown away.

What, were you actually making chocolate from scratch with a stillbornrecipe? That's pretty fuckin' cool.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Welcome back, sir.
Have you officially switched into your masterpiecestillborn persona?

*fetches stewie's smoking jacket*

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p259/mrs_howell/JRK_smoking_jacket_apt.jpg

[Deadbent]

What, were you actually making chocolate from scratch with a stillbornrecipe? That's pretty fuckin' cool.


It's basically a cocoa custard.
Quite good, decadent, rich, and hmm..


I really want a "white" chocolate equivalent. I'll probably experiment and search around for options for it.

[Mobo]

Hey Stew, I tried the chocolat recipe, saturday, everyone I pandered it off to were blown away.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/584247270_ea47b0cd46.jpg?v=0

[crippledalbino]

Bad.....what's your point?

Oh, no point.
Uh.... yeah, no point at all.
*ahem*
So, you get your internet set back up today, then?

[Friday]

HOSP! w00t!

This weekend was Hosp's Birfday!

[crippledalbino]

It's basically a cocoa custard.
Quite good, decadent, rich, and hmm..


I really want a "white" chocolate equivalent. I'll probably experiment and search around for options for it.

Of course you are.

[krisko]

hahahah

<3 Dave's impression of Hosp

[krisko]

It's basically a cocoa custard.
Quite good, decadent, rich, and hmm..


I really want a "white" chocolate equivalent. I'll probably experiment and search around for options for it.

white chocolate > chocolate chocolate

[Mobo]

Oh, no point.
Uh.... yeah, no point at all.
*ahem*
So, you get your internet set back up today, then?

Yup.....<crosses fingers>

[KNUCKLEUP]

It's basically a cocoa custard.
Quite good, decadent, rich, and hmm..


I really want a "white" chocolate equivalent. I'll probably experiment and search around for options for it.

<---------- has sharpton on speed dial. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Yup.....<crosses fingers>

Spectacular.
Looking forward to having you back on our communist-killing-sprees!

[stillbornstew]

Welcome back, sir.
Have you officially switched into your masterpiecestillborn persona?
totally. RAMOOOOOOOOOOOONE, add anothe log to the fire.
Hey Stew, I tried the chocolat recipe, saturday.
Prep wasn't that bad, and I did learn stuff in the process.
But personally, juuuust a bit too much cocoa for me. It was something else though, and everyone I pandered it off to were blown away.
it's really rich, but that's just the nature of the desert. i really like dark chocolate. you can easily sub white chocolate for the dark stuff. glad you impressed the the guests. my ex used to like to dip strawberries in the custard.

[crippledalbino]

<---------- has sharpton on speed dial. :action-sm

<-----has a sharpie in my desk drawer

[Chester'sLiver]

oh should be a good interview....


SMOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEE BREAAAAKKKKKK...


wait..I don't smoke...fuck it I'm going anyway...

[Mobo]

Penthouse playmate? Whassamatter? Was she locked in the Green Room all morning?

[Deadbent]

hah. was on the phone. I missed dave hosp impressions!? Suck.

lol@all the chocolate comments. <3 mobo finding actual candy/chocolate pandas.

[crippledalbino]

Penthouse playmate? Whassamatter? Was she locked in the Green Room all morning?

It's true.
Somehow I can't imagine Fez talking her out of her top.

[Mobo]

Spectacular.
Looking forward to having you back on our communist-killing-sprees!

ASAP.....I think I'm going to have to look into a wireless router.....god help me....

[Dr. Hoffman]

Thanks, SOS.

Fuck...isn't it still in theatres?

[crippledalbino]

ASAP.....I think I'm going to have to look into a wireless router.....god help me....

You can do it.
All you need to do is click your heels three times and say 'I am NOT stillbornstew, I am NOT stillbornstew...'

[Mobo]

hah. was on the phone. I missed dave hosp impressions!? Suck.

lol@all the chocolate comments. <3 mobo finding actual candy/chocolate pandas.

Tanks....I really wanted a picture of a panda eating chocolate, but apparently it kills the adorable little things! AWWWWWWW!

[crippledalbino]

Fuck...isn't it still in theatres?

That's what they said on the show, that it comes out tomorrow on DVD in spite of the fact that it's still on in a few theaters around.

[Deadbent]

it's really rich, but that's just the nature of the desert. i really like dark chocolate. you can easily sub white chocolate for the dark stuff. glad you impressed the the guests. my ex used to like to dip strawberries in the custard.

Oh yeah, Love the rich. It was delicious. Just wanna take the flavor in a different direction.

Oh, btw My ex used to like dipping my will to live and fun in hydrochloric acid.

[krisko]

<-----has a sharpie in my desk drawer
:haha7:
oh should be a good interview....


SMOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEE BREAAAAKKKKKK...


wait..I don't smoke...fuck it I'm going anyway...
it's never too late to start
ASAP.....I think I'm going to have to look into a wireless router.....god help me....

maybe i'll play some COD4 in honor of you and your new digs.

[crippledalbino]

Tanks....I really wanted a picture of a panda eating chocolate, but apparently it kills the adorable little things! AWWWWWWW!

Adorable Chocolate Panda....
oh, fuck.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/dcpanda-5.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

That's what they said on the show, that it comes out tomorrow on DVD in spite of the fact that it's still on in a few theaters around.

Kramer and Jerry shot it and are releasing in on Canal Street...4 bucks

[krisko]

Oh yeah, Love the rich. It was delicious. Just wanna take the flavor in a different direction.

Oh, btw My ex used to like dipping my will to live and fun in hydrochloric acid.

that's funny, an ex of mine used to like to dip his penis in other women's vaginas.






not really


well...maybe....:icon_redf

[KNUCKLEUP]

<-----has a sharpie in my desk drawer

<---------- has a pencil sharpener on the bookcase next to me

[Deadbent]

haha crip. people don't like linking pictures off their blog, sometimes.


cue ray charles

[Chester'sLiver]

it's never too late to start


Noooooooooooo my health won't allow it....

[Deadbent]

that's funny, an ex of mine used to like to dip his penis in other women's vaginas.






not really


well...maybe....:icon_redf



Wasn't me!

[stillbornstew]

<---------- has sharpton on speed dial. :action-sm
pookaloopaschmoopiekins!!!!!!!!!! :p
Oh yeah, Love the rich. It was delicious. Just wanna take the flavor in a different direction.

Oh, btw My ex used to like dipping my will to live and fun in hydrochloric acid.
don't that all, don't they all
ASAP.....I think I'm going to have to look into a wireless router.....god help me....
preaching to the choir mister.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Tanks....I really wanted a picture of a panda eating chocolate, but apparently it kills the adorable little things! AWWWWWWW!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-pandas-eating-noms.jpg

[Deadbent]

Slide on the Fez-Pole! Slide on the Fez-Pole!

[mikek]

Whoa... R&F have a hot chick in studio? This must be Earth2.

[Chester'sLiver]

Wow she is from Missisisisisisisppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[crippledalbino]

<---------- has a pencil sharpener on the bookcase next to me
<----has a little black book with my poems in it
haha crip. people don't like linking pictures off their blog, sometimes.


cue ray charles

Ha ha, dead, quick fix, upload to photobucket because of that faggot.

[Goober]

Did Ronnie agree to have this whore on?

[Mobo]

Pascagoola Mississippi? That's where the squirrel went beserk in the First Self-Righteous Church!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg

[krisko]

<---------- has a pencil sharpener on the bookcase next to me

<------------- has a sharpei under the desk


don't ask

[crippledalbino]

Did Ronnie agree to have this whore on?

Yeah, because Roland took a finger in the ass.

Oh, wait.

[crippledalbino]

And she's looking for just a normal guy... aww... isn't that just adorable?

[Deadbent]

I hear her voice and want something to smash her teeth out.

[krisko]

Wasn't me!
i knowwwww!
Slide on the Fez-Pole! Slide on the Fez-Pole!
:icon_eek:

perv ;)

[mikek]

Did Ronnie agree to have this whore on?

Dear god,

Please make this interview end.

love,
mikek

[crippledalbino]

She'll be at a strip-club... in Paramus, NJ... on a wednesday night... from six to eight?

Oooof.
That's not a star who's rushing to the top of the pile.

[stillbornstew]

this girl is really hot.

<------LOVES the brunettes :p

[KNUCKLEUP]

pookaloopaschmoopiekins!!!!!!!!!!1 :p

*fluffs your pillows*

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/f/images/femns_good.wife.1955.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Dear god,

Please make this interview end.

love,
mikek

Dear mikek,

You shouldn't have been such a douche in life.
Walk it off, deek.

Love,
Your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[Goober]

<---------- has sharpton on speed dial. :action-sm

<-----has a sharpie in my desk drawer

<---------- has a pencil sharpener on the bookcase next to me

<----has a little black book with my poems in it

<------------- has a sharpei under the desk


don't ask

<--------------- Has my shattered dreams in my file cabinet.

[krisko]

I hear her voice and want something to smash her teeth out.

would that something happen to be....

a penis?


i was going to search for a picture but i decided against it since i'm at work

[Deadbent]

"Here you are... Wearin' a net."

[crippledalbino]

this girl is really hot.

<------LOVES the brunettes :p

*primps and preens and loves the attention*

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha.."I said mark it down..'

[KNUCKLEUP]

<------------- has a sharpei under the desk


don't ask

<---------- has a map of taipei

[Friday]

She'll be at a strip-club... in Paramus, NJ... on a wednesday night... from six to eight?

Oooof.
That's not a star who's rushing to the top of the pile.

Romantic Depot is an adult supply/book/video store. Just so you have the facts. :)

she is perty... but too little for my taste. i would be afraid her legs might break off or something... :rolleyes:

[Deadbent]

would that something happen to be....




i was going to search for a picture but i decided against it since i'm at work


I haven't seen her yet, I dunno... but someone needs to find a picture. :P

[Mobo]

Dear mikek,

You shouldn't have been such a douche in life.
Walk it off, deek.

Love,
Your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Dear JC,
You and your Dad stay outta this one.....he's mine.

Love,
The Lord of the Flies
Satan

[crippledalbino]

<---------- has a map of taipei

<----has a bag, a tootbrush, and a comb

(I can do this whole fuckin' thing if I need to)

[krisko]

holy shit

finally, it's not a republican getting caught for sex stuff

[Goober]

wow is she a dummy

[Mother Shucker]

Cringed hearing Ron think Spitzer was NJ's governor.

[Chester'sLiver]

2002? holy shit...

[mikek]

holy shit

finally, it's not a republican getting caught for sex stuff

http://www.doublespeakshow.com/images/2007/08/MIND-THE-WIDE-STANCE.jpg

[krisko]

I haven't seen her yet, I dunno... but someone needs to find a picture. :P
i don't know what her name is or i'd help you out
Dear JC,
You and your Dad stay outta this one.....he's mine.

Love,
The Fez of the Flies
Todd Hilliard

fixed

[Deadbent]

she is perty... but too little for my taste. i would be afraid her legs might break off or something... :rolleyes:


haaaate breaking off legs. it's not the bessssst. (hii frideee)

[crippledalbino]

Romantic Depot is an adult supply/book/video store. Just so you have the facts. :)

she is perty... but too little for my taste. i would be afraid her legs might break off or something... :rolleyes:
Still.
She's gonna be shilling her wares next to a dildo kiosk. Great.
Dear JC,
You and your Dad stay outta this one.....he's mine.

Love,
The Lord of the Flies
Satan

Dear Satan,

You still owe me five dollars.

Love,
Your schnoogly-woogly-ookiums Jesus "Lord of ALLLLL mankind" Christ

[Dr. Hoffman]

I love it when either show has a model inzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[mikek]

Still.
She's gonna be shilling her wares next to a dildo kiosk. Great.


Dear Satan,

You still owe me five dollars.

Love,
Your schnoogly-woogly-ookiums Jesus "Lord of ALLLLL mankind" Christ

http://lonestartimes.com/images/Benzion/April_06/2_Dollars__1_.JPG

[Friday]

I haven't seen her yet, I dunno... but someone needs to find a picture. :P

Safe For Work!

http://newsdaily.vn/Vietnam/Image/Model/Erica_Ellyson/006.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

I always pick up the tab...Its just the way I was brought up...

[crippledalbino]

haaaate breaking off legs. it's not the bessssst. (hii frideee)

Maybe a little 'the best'...
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee202/hunnybee_nee/DSC00046-1.jpg

[Goober]

Safe For Work!

http://newsdaily.vn/Vietnam/Image/Model/Erica_Ellyson/006.jpg

I am going to make cummzies to her later :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

i find this chick endlessly irritating, and boring as hell.

hurrumph hurrumph.

[crippledalbino]

I always pick up the tab...Its just the way I was brought up...

Hey, now THERE'S a guy I need to be having more lunch with...

[krisko]

i think this is her
boooooo
http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/24/56/shinecommerce/folder/37/img_37_14950_7?1192065783.jpg

[Friday]

NOT SAFE


http://www.ericaellyson.net/twistys/pink-is-the-new-black/erica-ellyson-04.jpg

[krisko]

yeah i'm goign to smoke, hopefully this syphilitic cunt dies in a __________ fire

/loki out

[Goober]

64

[crippledalbino]

radio shark!

[Mobo]

"I drink out of a bottle" made me laugh out loud....

[Goober]

yeah i'm goign to smoke, hopefully this syphilitic cunt dies in a __________ fire

/loki out

Make sure you smoke the "Low Birth Weights", they are better for you. Linger dup dup to the show opener.

[Deadbent]

I'm a bit weird like Ron there with checks and tabs.
I pretty much agreed fully, except the inviter is responsible.
I just can't let someone pay for my meal.
I do pay usually, everywhere every time. Just ask the dinner guest to leave the poor waitfucker a decent tip.

[crippledalbino]

Earl wants to ask the 23 year old where the old ugly black dudes hang out... great, Earl. Just great.

[Goober]

Earl should go to Ndate.com

[stillbornstew]

*fluffs your pillows*
*cracks knuckles for incoming shoulder/neck rub

*primps and preens and loves the attention*
i wish i knew how to quit you.
<---------- has a map of taipei
<-------- been to tai pei
Romantic Depot is an adult supply/book/video store. Just so you have the facts. :)

she is perty... but too little for my taste. i would be afraid her legs might break off or something... :rolleyes:
tiny girls can take a beating. jus' saying. ;)

[crippledalbino]

I'm a bit weird like Ron there with checks and tabs.
I pretty much agreed fully, except the inviter is responsible.
I just can't let someone pay for my meal.
I do pay usually, everywhere every time. Just ask the dinner guest to leave the poor waitfucker a decent tip.

You and Chester'sLiver both... very nice, I'm totally gonna be hanging with you guys...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ok...this interview got slightly more interesting.

[Deadbent]

hmm..
Her pics aren't... too good.

[Deadbent]

You and Chester'sLiver both... very nice, I'm totally gonna be hanging with you guys...


But you do know you'd be tipping the waitstaff almost as good as fezzie would ;)

The only free lunch is in a mousetrap.

[KNUCKLEUP]

<--------------- Has my shattered dreams in my file cabinet.

<---------- has a file in a chocolate cake :huh:

[crippledalbino]

But you do know you'd be tipping the waitstaff almost as good as fezzie would ;)

The only free lunch is in a mousetrap.

But I love me some cheese...
SNAP!
Ouch.

[Goober]

Hosp just yelled encouragement.

[Mobo]

But I love me some cheese...
SNAP!
Ouch.

Time for a new belt.

[Friday]

tiny girls can take a beating. jus' saying. ;)

well i have never been, nor will ever be a tiny girl.
but you boys seem to prefer it ......so enjoy! :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

Wow I doubt she wanted that put on air..hahahah

[crippledalbino]

Time for a new belt.

'Bout time for me to go in for some suspenders, methinks.

[Goober]

<---------- has a file in a chocolate cake :huh:

Awwwwwwwwwww, that is adorable.

[Mobo]

'Bout time for me to go in for some suspenders, methinks.

Larry Kingledalbino?

How important are the buckets when carrying hilarity?

[Deadbent]

well i have never been, nor will ever be a tiny girl.
but you boys seem to prefer it ......so enjoy! :rolleyes:


Rule of thumb 482329823492. If her thigh resembles my wrist. Not so good.

[crippledalbino]

Ass fucking a woman who's nine months pregnant?
Is that... that seems... uh... I'm not... mmmm...

Nevermind, tapping out of this post.

[crippledalbino]

Larry Kingledalbino?

How important are the buckets when carrying hilarity?

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Oh my fucking god, Mobo, that has me ell-oh-elling.

[KNUCKLEUP]

NOT SAFE


http://www.ericaellyson.net/twistys/pink-is-the-new-black/erica-ellyson-04.jpg


she has little boy nipples :icon_eek:

[KNUCKLEUP]

<----has a little black book with my poems in it

<---------- has a doug stanhope bit related to this post:

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/MUSIC/18%20Babies%20Are%20Like%20Poems.mp3

[stillbornstew]

http://files.splinder.com/853d82dac6609063a175a929f8e55d0c.jpeg
http://o.foto.radikal.ru/0702/1453e5c0c3f2.jpg

NSFW gallery http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://us4.pixagogo.com/S5wybGzxvgXuRVQ4kFybqwbVK9tArVMR9BQJN1esli9aAXcuRv GvIkR0c!IeIPJ3jSpDq5MaypzT0xZqBS4tiot9HWkvG0FSdv-c8ef5UDtA8lJYhkP72UiWVhHdeOn6Dw30Py39LHkwTcU9YcdMW GOQ__/020-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pixagogo.com/Photos/Albums/album.aspx%3Falbum%3DS4rMdJGL9K3DOe3gGNpdlU-a2ffoZ5cdZCh5o1cEZd23M_%26lang%3Dfr-BE&h=250&w=184&sz=11&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=G_1jp3K1yQHC7M:&tbnh=111&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3DErica%2BEllyson%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

[crippledalbino]

<---------- has a doug stanhope bit related to this post:

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/MUSIC/18%20Babies%20Are%20Like%20Poems.mp3

<----just got set up for a hilarious Brian Regan bit

[Deadbent]

<---------- has a doug stanhope bit related to this post:

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/MUSIC/18%20Babies%20Are%20Like%20Poems.mp3


Stanhope in '08

[crippledalbino]

Awww... Satellite, buddays...

[crippledalbino]

I LOoooooove toys in the bedroom!

Nothing turns a chick on like some Legos.

[krisko]

3 people at 23 Al?

oof

[Goober]

<---------- has a doug stanhope bit related to this post:

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/MUSIC/18%20Babies%20Are%20Like%20Poems.mp3

Doug is my hero

[Friday]

I LOoooooove toys in the bedroom!

Nothing turns a chick on like some Legos.

i prefer connect four, personally


seeyah buddays!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Awwwww buddays...:icon_cry:

[stillbornstew]

well i have never been, nor will ever be a tiny girl.
but you boys seem to prefer it ......so enjoy! :rolleyes:
i NEVER said that. i was just relating some previously gained knowledge.
my last Gf was 5'9 and 160lbs (mexican) :p
and she was a good girl.

[KNUCKLEUP]

radio psychic?:

ronnie is going to verbally batter earl for booking such and awful guest.

[Chester'sLiver]

hahahaha...I love the BG impression...

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids, see you over at the replay thread.

[Arch Stanton]

Homestar.......

Ron must be shot.

[Goober]

cya

[krisko]

DONK!

see ya for the replay

[KNUCKLEUP]

phew. today's show was... underwhelming.

*wipes brow*

seeya, buddays. :action-sm