Spitzer campaign slogans

[hehateme]

This could be fun...

Spitzer 08.....he might be a dog...but at least he's not gay
Spitzer 08.....OUR governor likes WOMEN!
Supports the working woman, and pays for them too

[Bill Lehecka]

I Spitzer
She Swallows

[LiddyRules]

The Only Whores He Hates Are Radio Hosts

[hoo cares]

Supports the working woman, and pays for them too


I'm dying to know who REALLY paid for this. If I lived in New York I'd be pretty pissed to think that my tax dollars went to pay for a few hummers for the Governor, while he's busy preaching morality. Somebody needs to take a close look at his expense reports.

[asswiper]

Spitzer...at least he's not black

[SwimConnerSwim]

Spitzer.. At least he isn't black and blind.

[ddberry]

Even with this Spitzer crap, "Baby Diaper Mustache" is #20 on google trends!

[PatFromMoonachie]

"Spitzer '08 ..would you rather he masturbate??"

[Hudson]

Spitzer '08 his wife don't fuck.

[wes mantooth]

Spitzer '08....plowing into whores instead of guard rails.

[Budyzir]

Spitzer '08, he supports working girls!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Spitzer, he fucked her, and now he's coming for YOU!

[blueribbie]

Spitzer...at least he's not black

This candidate sounds like my kind of guy- I'm in.

[bill333]

Spitzer '08...Filling those holes, one at a time.

[23 Skidoo]

It's 3 a.m. And your children are safe and asleep. But there's a high priced whore in a hotel room getting a deep dickin'. Governor Elliot Spitzer: He'll fight for New Yorkers..... right after he washes his dick in a sink.

[UsedLadBag]

Want to vote for change? You'll get a blind black liberal instead of a satisfied white man.

[ImSalty]

Yes we came.
Spitzer 08

[hehateme]

Spitzer.. At least he isn't black and blind.

Spitzer...At least he isn't black and blind...and gay!

[hehateme]

Yes we came.
Spitzer 08

Spitzer 08...he came...he saw...he paid for and fucked that ass!

[UsedLadBag]

Spitzer, spending your tax dollars wisely: 5'5", 105 lbs, with an ass you could bounce quarters off of.

[Arch Stanton]

Spitzer....I guarantee my running mate will have to fill my shoes, permanently

[BigBuffaloFan]

Did he have to pay any sales tax on that? Since the guy was looking to tax online purchases and the fucker even wanted to tax your Federal Income Tax return as income.

[hehateme]

Spitzer 08 - Tappin that ass, and at least it's high class

[23 Skidoo]

Elliot Spitzer: Supporting hard working women who go ass to mouth.

But seriously, is it lost on anyone that what Spitzer spent in one night could have bought 6 houses in Mastic?

[23 Skidoo]

Spitzer '08: He'll "pink sock" the special interests, too

[Bill Lehecka]

Did he have to pay any sales tax on that? Since the guy was looking to tax online purchases and the fucker even wanted to tax your Federal Income Tax return as income.

You've cut to the essence as to why I feel no sympathy for this man whatsoever. I'd rather be led by a blind guy than this piece of shit.

[23 Skidoo]

Spitzer will resign, most New Yorkers figure.
But do they want be led by a blind....

[jbta24]

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/art.podium.afp.gi.jpg

Spitzer for President: Who needs a black or a female candidate when you can have one with down syndrome.

[jbta24]

not really the theme of the thread, but meh

[hehateme]

Spitzer 08 - At least my escort doesn't crash into a guard rail

[Monsue28]

vote for me.. I'll straighten the country out with my PIMP HAND

[hehateme]

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/art.podium.afp.gi.jpg

Spitzer for President: Who needs a black or a female candidate when you can have one with down syndrome.

This looks sorta familiar, except for the gay sex, and the father that wants to disown him...

http://www.realnews247.com/james_mcgreevey.jpg

[UsedLadBag]

Spitzer will resign, most New Yorkers figure.
But do they want be led by a blind....

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[DonTheTrucker]

Only in New York could a shitbag like that get elected.

Not a slogan, just a comment.

[hehateme]

I see they had a field day with the campaign slogans and promos....I FINALLY POSTED A RELEVANT THREAD!!!!!

(save it...DIDYA...yeah I did...)

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[buya97]

http://www.geocities.com/buya97/untitled.JPG

[MikeMcDouchebag]

Spitzer 2008: He don't dip his rod into no ten-cent crack whores.

[vegasbob]

Only in New York could a shitbag like that get elected.

Not a slogan, just a comment.

So paying for sex makes him a shitbag?

So Lil Yimmmmmie & I are Shitbags for getting hookers.

P.S. Atleast he didn't get a hookers at Hunts Point. "Those HBO Specails were Great"

[tonytiger]

This could be fun...

Spitzer 08.....he might be a dog...but at least he's not gay
Spitzer 08.....OUR governor likes WOMEN!
Supports the working woman, and pays for them too

Spitzer 08 .... he has not met a bush he did not like !

spitzer 08 ..... a mans man

[karadax]

Spitzer '08: New Yorkers or Whores, which one does he want to fuck over more ?

[WOWmagnet]

Spitzer's Wife: "Why'd he cheat on me with a $5000 whore? Mike Unstinks."

[WOWmagnet]

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/art.podium.afp.gi.jpg

Spitzer for President: Who needs a black or a female candidate when you can have one with down syndrome.

Ramoooooooooooone! That cuckolded bitch is the saddest billionaire I've seen!

[DonTheTrucker]

So paying for sex makes him a shitbag?

So Lil Yimmmmmie & I are Shitbags for getting hookers.

P.S. Atleast he didn't get a hookers at Hunts Point. "Those HBO Specails were Great"

NO going after every industry in the state for being "corrupt" while buying said hookers makes him a shitbag.

Fucking hypocrite. New York gets what they deserve, a governor that is going to have to sign new laws with an X.

[Fr. Dougal]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/client9/male

[bill333]

NO going after every industry in the state for being "corrupt" while buying said hookers makes him a shitbag.

Fucking hypocrite. New York gets what they deserve, a governor that is going to have to sign new laws with an X.


What the fuck does that have to do with us? I wouldn't lop you in with the other shit fucking, asshole, cuntbag truck drivers on the road, because you drive a rig. :huh:

[Zona992006]

I'm dying to know who REALLY paid for this. If I lived in New York I'd be pretty pissed to think that my tax dollars went to pay for a few hummers for the Governor, while he's busy preaching morality. Somebody needs to take a close look at his expense reports.

Its the ones who scream for "Good American family values" you have to look out for. Al la Senator Craig. And I dont care what Hannity says, Craig is homosexual. Being gay is not the issue, hypocracy is...

[Smokezilla]

"I'll NOT pay alot for that Hooker!"
http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/spitzer-785463.jpg (http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/spitzer-787765.jpg)

[Smokezilla]

"I only stuck it in this far. . . "

http://paulbuckley14059.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/eliot_spitzer.jpg (http://paulbuckley14059.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/eliot_spitzer.jpg)

[madtechie]

SPITZER '08 - PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!
http://www.fourtechs.com/gov-limo.jpg

[oandapartycock]

Only in New York could a shitbag like that get elected.

Not a slogan, just a comment.

What about this guy?

http://img.drive.com.au/drive_images/Editorial/2007/06/28/28Barry_m_m.jpg

Spitzer for Mayor of D.C. in '08
Come on, you've done it before!

[SOS]

Gov. Spitzer Resigns effective Monday.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122008/news/regionalnews/spitzer_to_resign_in_the_hour__sources_s_101629.ht m
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122008/news/regionalnews/transcript_of_spitzers_resignation_state_101630.ht m

[MrBucket]

http://blogs.reuters.com/ask/files/2008/03/silda-spitzer2.jpg

Elliot Spitzer- Somebody stole my teeth 2008

[hehateme]

http://blogs.reuters.com/ask/files/2008/03/silda-spitzer2.jpg

"Yeahhhhh...I'm fucked"

[23 Skidoo]

The Governor's Mansion next door to me was sold to.....

[Dr. Mengele]

I LOVE IT!!!!
Another fucking immoral Democrat hypocrite asshole.
Him and Billy Boy will get along great together.

I'm sure Hillary will pretend this infidelity didn't happen either.

[oandapartycock]

Does my wife look sedated, or is it just me?

http://blogs.reuters.com/ask/files/2008/03/silda-spitzer2.jpg

[Sidekick Dave]

Funny thing about Patterson, he's LEGALLY blind. Not Stevie Wonder blind. He has sight, but it functions differently than most of us with 20/20 vision. He doesn't need a guide. He just cannot drive outside the 15 mph zones. That's all.

[me in canada]

Elliot Spitzer 08- If you had 1/2 billion in the bank how would you spend your away nights?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Does my wife look sedated, or is it just me?

http://blogs.reuters.com/ask/files/2008/03/silda-spitzer2.jpg

Eliot gave her a roofie or two to stop the screaming.

[Quinn]

"Lewis Black and I have the same taste in whores, so a vote for Spitzer must be conceivable!"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03132008/news/regionalnews/03132008_family/photo06.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03132008/news/regionalnews/03132008_family/photo06.htm

[bill333]

Spitzer - '08. What, you wouldn't have?


Mom is a MILF. I wonder if she's as good an egg as her daughter?

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5277/milfqw7.jpg

[Lil' Alex]

The new Governor is almost here.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8318/governorcv4.jpg

[bill333]

"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new..."

[hehateme]

The new Governor is almost here.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8318/governorcv4.jpg

This scene rules....