Ron&Fez Listening Thread--03.11.08--Because Gold Lame and Wigs Make Everything Better

[KNUCKLEUP]

buddays!

:action-sm

[Goober]

hiya

[Chester'sLiver]

man...we still have awhile before the show..

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

We're hoping for the actual sandwich that I ordered today. I know, a big stretch, but this is what my life has become.

[krisko]

Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.


or aids, fart, or dick jokes.

if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.


i'm weird today i'm sorry

[Goober]

Good Morning, World.

We're hoping for the actual sandwich that I ordered today. I know, a big stretch, but this is what my life has become.

Best of luck. May all you sandwich dreams and expectations become true.:action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

and in other news,

this is probably one of the most disturbing things i've seen in a few hours:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3921

:icon_eek:

[Goober]

Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.


or aids, fart, or dick jokes.

if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.


i'm weird today i'm sorry

Chavez is a China loving, fart stiffing, AIDS infected, tiny dicked piece of shit.

[Goober]

and in other news,

this is probably one of the most disturbing things i've seen in a few hours:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3921

:icon_eek:

Obviously, you have not seen the naked ESD pictures yet.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.


or aids, fart, or dick jokes.

if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.


i'm weird today i'm sorry
You're weird every day. "whaa"
So, uh... Hugo Chavez, after withholding oil through his Citgo subsidiary, stuck his dick in an AIDS ridden, five thousand dollar an hour hooker, and then she farted, and he said "I thought *I* was the only one with the gas in this country!"

Best of luck. May all you sandwich dreams and expectations become true.:action-sm
Thank you sir. I'm nothing if not a man with lowered expectations.
and in other news,

this is probably one of the most disturbing things i've seen in a few hours:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3921

:icon_eek:

But let your eyes stray to the cleavage in the background and all becomes well in the world.

[krisko]

Obviously, you have not seen the naked ESD pictures yet.

if you could keep it that way we'd all be eternally grateful

[KNUCKLEUP]

Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.


or aids, fart, or dick jokes.

if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.


i'm weird today i'm sorry

hurrumphhurrumph, mmyes, quite.

http://www.nobodyreadsyourblog.com/files/Monocle-man.gif

*adjusts monocle*

[krisko]

You're weird every day. "whaa"
So, uh... Hugo Chavez, after withholding oil through his Citgo subsidiary, stuck his dick in an AIDS ridden, five thousand dollar an hour hooker, and then she farted, and he said "I thought *I* was the only one with the gas in this country!"
.

you forgot china

[Goober]

Boooooo Henry Rollins, time for squizz

[Goober]

hurrumphhurrumph, mmyes, quite.

http://www.nobodyreadsyourblog.com/files/Monocle-man.gif

*adjusts monocle*

I just got a craving for peanuts.

[crippledalbino]

you forgot china

...so he said "I thought I was the only with gas and an order of Egg Rolls in this country!"

[CM Mark]

Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.


or aids, fart, or dick jokes.

if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.


i'm weird today i'm sorry

If it weren't for the fact that Chavez has AIDS, his blood farts wouldn't offend the small cocked Chinks, and we might be able to get some good trade deals with them.

[crippledalbino]

I just got a craving for peanuts.

By fascinating coincidence:
http://www.nestleclassics.com/images/gooblers_03.gif

[crippledalbino]

If it weren't for the fact that Chavez has AIDS, his blood farts wouldn't offend the small cocked Chinks, and we might be able to get some good trade deals with them on a treadmill.

Fixed for hilarity.

[Mobo]

But let your eyes stray to the cleavage in the background and all becomes well in the world.

Like a Magic Eye picture?

http://www.2o2o.org/images/magic_eye_04.jpg

[Goober]

By fascinating coincidence:
http://www.nestleclassics.com/images/gooblers_03.gif

Nestle is totally ripping me off.

[Mobo]

Nestle is totally ripping me off.

Goo Goo!

[crippledalbino]

Like a Magic Eye picture?

http://www.2o2o.org/images/magic_eye_04.jpg

Oh look, if you unfocus your eyes, you see a spinning cock.

[KNUCKLEUP]

You're weird every day. "whaa"
So, uh... Hugo Chavez, after withholding oil through his Citgo subsidiary, stuck his dick in an AIDS ridden, five thousand dollar an hour hooker, and then she farted, and he said "I thought *I* was the only one with the gas in this country!"

ES HUGO CHAVEZ POLEETICAL ROUNDUP!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1900919766123441455

But let your eyes stray to the cleavage in the background and all becomes well in the world.

ooooo...

:icon_eek:

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/Hypnotic.gif

[Goober]

Like a Magic Eye picture?

http://www.2o2o.org/images/magic_eye_04.jpg

I saw a pile of dead children.

[Goober]

Goo Goo!

I will be flying to the Hamptons in my GoobieCopter.

[Mobo]

I saw a pile of dead children.

But what about when you looked at the picture?

[Sam_Adams]

Did OA punch out early?

[Mobo]

Did OA punch out early?

close...they were fired when Jimmy punched a deer.

[Sam_Adams]

close...they were fired when Jimmy punched a deer.

Good, did he finger fuck a cat too? :action-sm

[Mobo]

I love The Hives!

[Goober]

But what about when you looked at the picture?

I just see my all my shattered dreams, depression, and anxiety.

[KNUCKLEUP]

you forgot china

http://yeabitz.com/hosting/o_rry.jpg ?

[Mobo]

I just see my all my shattered dreams, depression, and anxiety.

That's it!





and a horsey.



edit:
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

[Ted the Poster]

Ron&Fez Listening Thread--03.11.08--Because Gold Lame and Wigs Make Everything Better.

Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around

[crippledalbino]

I love The Hives!

<3 HoneyCombs!

[crippledalbino]

Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around

Don't try to fight it, brother, you gotta ride that dragon out to the end...

[Mobo]

Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around

I don't want the world.....I just want your half.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hiya kids...miss Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdust

[krisko]

Goo Goo!

:haha7: :haha7:
That's it!





and a horsey.



edit:
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

goddamnit mobo, i was going to say that but i went to smoke...everyone is faster than me today :(

[Ted the Poster]

Don't try to fight it, brother, you gotta ride that dragon out to the end...

Alright. I will:

I remember the year I went to camp
I heard about some lady named Selma and some blacks
Somebody put their fingers in the President's ears
It wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's wax
I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba
Now that's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's something else
Way down inside me I can feel it coming back

Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
(Purple toupee when summer brings you down)
Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around
(Purple toupee and gold lamé)

Chinese people were fighting in the park
We tried to help them fight, no one appreciated that
Martin X was mad when they outlawed bell bottoms
Ten years later they were sharing the same cell
I shouted out, "Free the Expo '67"
Till they stepped on my hair, and they told me I was fat
Now I'm very big, I'm a big important man
And the only thing that's different is underneath my hat

Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
(Purple toupee when summer brings you down)
Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around
(Purple toupee and gold lamé)

Purple toupee is here to stay after the hair has gone away
The purple brigade is marching from the grave

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la

We're on some kind of mission
We have an obligation
We have to wear toupees

[mikek]

Like a Magic Eye picture?

http://www.2o2o.org/images/magic_eye_04.jpg

Ooooh! I saw it!

http://galleries.extremecash.nl/gal_pic/99/04.jpg

[Mobo]

:haha7: :haha7:


goddamnit mobo, i was going to say that but i went to smoke...everyone is faster than me today :(

all is forgiven for the beautiful intake of tar and nicotine.....us smokers gotta stick together.

[crippledalbino]

:haha7: :haha7:


goddamnit mobo, i was going to say that but i went to smoke...everyone is faster than me today :(

It's because our lungs aren't overburdened by charred cancer.

[mikek]

But what about when you looked at the picture?

:haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Alright. I will:

I remember the year I went to camp
BLAH BLAH BLAH
We get it, Stig is a hippy queer
Blah blah blah
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la

We're on some kind of mission
We have an obligation
We have to wear toupees

:icon_neut
Great.
Thanks.

[Mobo]

Alright. I will:

I remember the year I went to camp
I heard about some lady named Selma and some blacks
Somebody put their fingers in the President's ears
It wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's wax
I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba
Now that's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's something else
Way down inside me I can feel it coming back

Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
(Purple toupee when summer brings you down)
Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around
(Purple toupee and gold lamé)

Chinese people were fighting in the park
We tried to help them fight, no one appreciated that
Martin X was mad when they outlawed bell bottoms
Ten years later they were sharing the same cell
I shouted out, "Free the Expo '67"
Till they stepped on my hair, and they told me I was fat
Now I'm very big, I'm a big important man
And the only thing that's different is underneath my hat

Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
(Purple toupee when summer brings you down)
Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around
(Purple toupee and gold lamé)

Purple toupee is here to stay after the hair has gone away
The purple brigade is marching from the grave

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la

We're on some kind of mission
We have an obligation
We have to wear toupees


yaaaaaay! Now do 'They'll need a Crane'!




p.s. I like that Stig and I are the only ones that know what we're talking about!

[Sam_Adams]

It's almost time for the buddays :action-sm

Oh, and I got a promotion and double the pay today :)

[Goober]

Ohhhhh Doug's on the worst of.

[Mobo]

It's almost time for the buddays :action-sm

Oh, and I got a promotion and double the pay today :)

you wouldn't happen to be blind and black, would you?

[Ted the Poster]

:icon_neut
Great.
Thanks.

Hey! You asked me to do it! Ya big jerk! :fight6:

[Goober]

you wouldn't happen to be blind and black, would you?

Stay gold, Governor Wonder, stay gold..........

[Sam_Adams]

you wouldn't happen to be blind and black, would you?

No :( I'm not NY's new govna'. If I were I'd fuck the state's laws up and get a vote of no confidence from the faggot lefties in the state senate

[Mobo]

Donny Hathaway's 'Jealous Guy' > David Archuletta's 'Imagine'

[Mobo]

No :( I'm not NY's new govna'. If I were I'd fuck the state's laws up and get a vote of no confidence from the faggot lefties in the state senate

plus, you would never propose the whole 'aim for the arms and legs' law.

[Ted the Poster]

yaaaaaay! Now do 'They'll need a Crane'!




p.s. I like that Stig and I are the only ones that know what we're talking about!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXC0u-oaBI

[Sam_Adams]

plus, you would never propose the whole 'aim for the arms and legs' law.

No, it would be more like "Shoot for the head or go to jail" law. We don't need the extra bullshit lawsuits :action-sm

[Goober]

No, it would be more like "Shoot for the head or go to jail" law. We don't need the extra bullshit lawsuits :action-sm

I usually try to shoot for the tits or the face. Teeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeee:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXC0u-oaBI

They do kids music almost exclusively now....at least Jr and I have something to listen to together....

[krisko]

Donny Hathaway's 'Jealous Guy' > David Archuletta's 'Imagine'

i <3 David Archuletta

[Sam_Adams]

ooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

so I've heard :icon_roll:action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"You lying bitch!" <splash>
what's this from?

[krisko]

ooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

DO YA?

[Chester'sLiver]

so I've heard :icon_roll:action-sm
Who told!!!!!!
DO YA?

Yes, why do you ask sweetness?:icon_mrgr

[lokimanahan]

Greetings and salutations, cuntsicles.

[Goober]

"You lying bitch!" <splash>
what's this from?

my inner monologue.

[krisko]

Yes, why do you ask sweetness?:icon_mrgr

i was bored :(

[Mobo]

i <3 David Archuletta

Booooooooooo.

[Chester'sLiver]

i was bored :(

oh..well buck up babycakes Ron and Fez are about to start..

[krisko]

Greetings and salutations, cuntsicles.

glad it's not hot out, it might make my cuntsicle drip


ew.

[krisko]

Booooooooooo.
you don't like him?
oh..well buck up babycakes Ron and Fez are about to start..

yeah, except i have to leave in a half hour to go to class :(

[Ted the Poster]

"You lying bitch!" <splash>
what's this from?

"I Love Laci"?

[Goober]

glad it's not hot out, it might make my cuntsicle drip


ew.

Hot!

[KNUCKLEUP]

...aaaaaaaaaaaand cue earl douglas's blind support of a black man... :icon_roll

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i <3 Adam Archuleta
God he's overrated

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p149/1chriscash/minibusve1.jpg
at least he'd fucking Jennifer Walcott, she's smoking hot.

Obama will win the damned thing, we know that. Hillary may win in Mississippi today, but it's gonna be interesting. If you included the votes in Michigan & Florida, they're separated by like 3,000 votes

[Chester'sLiver]

...aaaaaaaaaaaand cue earl douglas's blind support of a black man... :icon_roll

x2....I tell you this Sarah guy is dead on most of the time.

[krisko]

...aaaaaaaaaaaand cue earl douglas's blind support of a black man... :icon_roll

yes, i'm sure he's very glad that sptizer's going to step down


ohhh...blind support FOR black men......

[Mobo]

you don't like him?

AB-SO-LUTE-LY NOT!

I haaaaate his little "who, me?" gimmick.....stupid little twat.

[Arch Stanton]

Gotta give it to her, she has gotten to him He is talkin about it and getting pissed. Ahahaha!!!

You can be my wing man.....NO, you can be mine.

[Ted the Poster]

...aaaaaaaaaaaand cue earl douglas's blind support of a black man... :icon_roll

You mean the Lt. Governor of NY?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love when Ronnie does this with the who'has

[krisko]

AB-SO-LUTE-LY NOT!

I haaaaate his little "who, me?" gimmick.....stupid little twat.

i like him.
what guy do you like then?

[Arch Stanton]

I love when Ronnie does this with the who'has

Lingo for knock off the card number shit.

[Sam_Adams]

Army field jackets are the bessssssst. They aren't the warmest but fuck do they last forever.

[crippledalbino]

And success!
I got the lunch that I actually ordered.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Arch Stanton]

i like him.
what guy do you like then?

Friday. Uni hates that guy Friday.

[krisko]

You mean the Lt. Governor of NY?

hey! i beat someone finally! no, i don't care that his gnarled up arthritic hands are what slowed him down, i'm still happy!

[Friday]

]

But let your eyes stray to the cleavage in the background and all becomes well in the world.

UGH

not you too.

about all of RF.net has become as creepy as all of the freaks here in WB over that girl. (who randomly called in yesterday just to say hi)

If you are going to become a creepy stalker too.... I am quitting the boards for good. :icon_roll

[Jimmy's Dignity]

did anyone actually watch the Rock n' Roll HOF last night? Did anyone even know that it was on?

[Arch Stanton]

Army field guys are the bessssssst. They aren't the warmest but fuck forever.

Don't make you a bad person. BTW, thanks for the info.

[Arch Stanton]

did anyone actually watch the Rock n' Roll HOF last night? Did anyone even know that it was on?

No and No

[Sam_Adams]

Friday. Uni hates that guy Friday.

??? Friday?

[crippledalbino]

<----I want to go to Mellancamp!!!

No Cougars there, though.

[Sam_Adams]

UGH

not you too.

about all of RF.net has become as creepy as all of the freaks here in WB over that girl. (who randomly called in yesterday just to say hi)

If you are going to become a creepy stalker too.... I am quitting the boards for good. :icon_roll

Hi lady :action-sm I hadn't seen you on the thread until just now :) How ya been?

[crippledalbino]

UGH

not you too.

about all of RF.net has become as creepy as all of the freaks here in WB over that girl. (who randomly called in yesterday just to say hi)

If you are going to become a creepy stalker too.... I am quitting the boards for good. :icon_roll

:icon_neut
You're right.
I apologize for making a joke relating to cleavage.
I should be blind to such things.

[Goober]

did anyone actually watch the Rock n' Roll HOF last night? Did anyone even know that it was on?

No, I was too busy looking at pornography.

[Friday]

Friday. Uni hates that guy Friday.

:(

[crippledalbino]

Pad Data: Great Britian

[Ted the Poster]

did anyone actually watch the Rock n' Roll HOF last night? Did anyone even know that it was on?

I DVR'd it. I only care about The Ventures. Sad, isn't it?

[lokimanahan]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking asses.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I DVR'd it. I only care about The Ventures. Sad, isn't it?
Yes. Yes you are.


I don't even think Ireland fought in WWII

[Arch Stanton]

??? Friday?

:(

Mwuhaha

[Arch Stanton]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking asses.

Be dialin....866 Ron 0 Fez

[Friday]

:icon_neut
You're right.
I apologize for making a joke relating to cleavage.
I should be blind to such things.

no, mr sensitive. :rolleyes:
i am just pleading with you NOT to become one of the creepy guys who are constantly asking 'who is she?' 'where did she come from'

it's becoming phenomenally stalkerish and scary in that thread.... and re-enforcing my already less than glowing views of the male psyche.

[stillbornstew]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking asses.

any country that calls their currency punt.............OOF

[Sam_Adams]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking asses.

Oh, next to Cricket I thought that was Britain's favorite pastime.

[KNUCKLEUP]

You mean the Lt. Governor of NY?

i'll take any opportunity i can to post this...

http://64.72.118.29/dormwars/public_html/stuff/666.jpg

ligga dibdib!

[Goober]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking arsses.

fixed

[Friday]

Hi lady :action-sm I hadn't seen you on the thread until just now :) How ya been?

hi you!

i was happy until i learned that Arch hates me.

now i am quite ensaddened.

congrats on your promotion!

[crippledalbino]

no, mr sensitive. :rolleyes:
i am just pleading with you NOT to become one of the creepy guys who are constantly asking 'who is she?' 'where did she come from'

it's becoming phenomenally stalkerish and scary in that thread.... and re-enforcing my already less than glowing views of the male psyche.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000DN6DCS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

<----I want to go to Mellancamp!!!

No Cougars there, though.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/cougarsDM1806_468x835.jpg ?

"whaa"

y'sure about that??

[Sam_Adams]

no, mr sensitive. :rolleyes:
i am just pleading with you NOT to become one of the creepy guys who are constantly asking 'who is she?' 'where did she come from'

it's becoming phenomenally stalkerish and scary in that thread.... and re-enforcing my already less than glowing views of the male psyche.

[edit] nvm :)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000DN6DCS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

egad she looks awful in that picture

[lokimanahan]

Oh, next to Cricket I thought that was Britain's favorite pastime.

Cricket: a game that goes on for three days and usually ends in a draw. Truly, a game that only pissed off, drunken Englishmen marooned in the colonies could invent...................

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooooooooo No Country for Old Men on Blu-Ray was just delivered to my house..NICE.....

[Sam_Adams]

hi you!

i was happy until i learned that Arch hates me.

now i am quite ensaddened.

congrats on your promotion!

I don't care too much about the promotion actually. It just means that I have a little more spending money until I move and set up my business.

Why would you be sad that Arch doesn't like you? :P

[crippledalbino]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/cougarsDM1806_468x835.jpg ?

"whaa"

y'sure about that??

True, look who won:
http://www.wacemarchery.com/images/attack/cougar/mossCougar.jpg

[VilleDick]

Mooch knows NOTHING: Britain is just short for 'Great Britain'. Oh, and fuck the Irish. Fuck them in their fucking asses.

Miss the IRA :icon_cry:

[Sam_Adams]

ooooooooooooooo No Country for Old Men on Blu-Ray was just delivered to my house..NICE.....

I'm going to buy it in a few minutes.

[lokimanahan]

fixed

'Arse' has one 's', you ignorant twunt.

[Sam_Adams]

Miss the IRA :icon_cry:

Yeah :( no more fishing boats smuggling of weapons across the ocean :(

[Ted the Poster]

Yes. Yes you are.


I don't even think Ireland fought in WWII

Oh they fought between 1938 and 1945. But they fought each other.


Just imagine how happy the Irish were when the car was invented. They finally had a place to put the bombs.

[Arch Stanton]

no, mr sensitive. :rolleyes:
i am just pleading with you NOT to become one of the creepy guys who are constantly asking 'who is she?' 'where did she come from'

it's becoming phenomenally stalkerish and scary in that thread.... and re-enforcing my already less than glowing views of the male psyche.

What about the male peepee?

[crippledalbino]

Miss the IRA :icon_cry:

Miss Mutual Funds...
:(

[Friday]

I'm going to buy it in a few minutes.

I'm going to wait to order it On Demand :icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

What about the male peepee?

Way to completely emasculate the entire gender with that question there, Arch.

[Arch Stanton]

hi you!

i was happy until i learned that Arch hates me.

now i am quite ensaddened.

congrats on your promotion!

Oh [you], you know I love ya more then my luggage.

[Ted the Poster]

Miss the IRA :icon_cry:

Let that be a lesson: We all need to save for retirement.

[lokimanahan]

Miss the IRA :icon_cry:

Oof! Believe it or not, that's one subject that cuts close to the knuckle for me, as the son of a serviceman. In any event, the Irish caused their own problems; I mean, fuck me, if you're going to base a country's entire diet on potato, you only have yourself to blame if a blight hits, you fucking retards. :action-sm

[Goober]

Thanks for fixing that for me.

Your welcome.

[Arch Stanton]

Way to completely emasculate the entire gender with that question there, Arch.

Would you rather I used:

Dork, scmeckle, junk, schmuck, cock, dick, member, one eyed snake, towel holder or Johnson?

[crippledalbino]

Oh [you], you know I love ya more then my luggage.

And if Brother Joe hadn't freaked out about those tags, we'd all think that we were Arch's best friend.

[Sam_Adams]

I'm going to wait to order it On Demand :icon_mrgr

Well I like to have a high-definition copy that I can watch over and over plus extras :P

HDTV rules. If I had an enless supply is HD movies and documentary films then I'd never leave the house.

[lokimanahan]

Your welcome.

Die, shitdick.

[Awful Me]

Rhino > Lobster.

[krisko]

aright

i'm going to school now

i'll be back for the replay

blahbahblah

[crippledalbino]

Would you rather I used:

Dork, scmeckle, junk, schmuck, cock, dick, member, one eyed snake, towel holder or Johnson?

Yes, or my personal favorite, 'throbbing war hammer of love'.

[KNUCKLEUP]

True, look who won:
http://www.wacemarchery.com/images/attack/cougar/mossCougar.jpg

oh snap! :icon_eek:

[Arch Stanton]

Mr White on the blower

[Goober]

Your the best.

I know, but thanks for the compliment.

[Ted the Poster]

Rhino > Lobster.

Do you stand in front of a mirror and practice that look?







:haha7:

[Sam_Adams]

I mean, fuck me, if you're going to base a country's entire diet on potato, you only have yourself to blame if a blight hits, you fucking retards. :action-sm

Well the potato is really the only piece of food that you can soley survive on. And again, you can thank America for that little thing to keep fueling the Irish in their hate of Britain.

[stillbornstew]

Would you rather I used:

Dork, scmeckle, junk, schmuck, cock, dick, member, one eyed snake, towel holder or Johnson?
i just use: pedro

[Arch Stanton]

Yes, or my personal favorite, 'throbbing war hammer of love'.

Can you nail a six inch spike into to wall with it?

[Friday]

Well I like to have a high-definition copy that I can watch over and over plus extras :P

HDTV rules. If I had an enless supply is HD movies and documentary films then I'd never leave the house.

I look forward to watching these HD movies when I move in! :action-sm

[CM Mark]

And if Brother Joe hadn't freaked out about those tags, we'd all think that we were Arch's best friend.

Hey dummy, it was Brother Elmo that flipped on the tags.

[Sam_Adams]

I look forward to watching these HD movies when I move in! :action-sm

Stalker :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

hahahaha..."What if we blew you up to grown up size?"

[Awful Me]

Do you stand in front of a mirror and practice that look?







:haha7:



Thats just me sir. I am a large individual with a poor attitude :icon_cry:

[crippledalbino]

Can you nail a six inch spike into to wall with it?

Fuckin' A, Man, I can work a six inch spike, then caulk it, sand it, paint it, polish it, and film it on A&E...

[Arch Stanton]

Hey dummy, it was Brother Elmo that flipped on the tags.

That's Mr Dummy to you.


(Psst, I let him have it, he was on a roll)

[Friday]

Stalker :action-sm

*sigh*

i'm going back to RonFez.net with the rest of the stalkers.... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/bye.gif

[crippledalbino]

Hey dummy, it was Brother Elmo that flipped on the tags.

Wrong brother.
I'll cope with such a mistake.

[Arch Stanton]

Fuckin' A, Man, I can work a six inch cock, then caulk it, sand it, paint it, polish it, and film it on A&E...


hmmm

[CM Mark]

Thats just me sir. I am a large individual with a poor attitude :icon_cry:

You look like Gene Snitsky with good teeth

[crippledalbino]

That's Mr Dummy to you.


(Psst, I let him have it, he was on a roll)

(appreciate it sir, but this is wackbag, where even the slightest typo gets someone called a useless faggot, nevermind the completely wrong radio host's family member)

[Arch Stanton]

*sigh*

i'm going back to RonFez.net with the rest of the stalkers.... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/bye.gif

But your Avatar rocks!!!

Lies!!!

[Goober]

This lobster would kill a Rhino.
http://www.24-7simpsons.com/pinchy.jpg

[CM Mark]

Wrong brother.
I'll cope with such a mistake.

Not just the wrong brother, wrong hosts sibling.

[Arch Stanton]

You look like Gene Snitsky with good teeth

Whatever turns you on.

[Sam_Adams]

*sigh*

i'm going back to RonFez.net with the rest of the stalkers.... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/bye.gif

:P was just messing since you're calling unnamed people stalkers :action-sm

If you'd like to move out of your state that's fine. In all honesty I don't care if someone wants to move in as long as they aren't psychopaths

[VilleDick]

Oof! Believe it or not, that's one subject that cuts close to the knuckle for me, as the son of a serviceman. In any event, the Irish caused their own problems; I mean, fuck me, if you're going to base a country's entire diet on potato, you only have yourself to blame if a blight hits, you fucking retards. :action-sm

Wow man, I found your breaking point. Where's my cokelogic star for that. :action-sm

I'll just call you a dirty cunt that smells like that Thames river :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

(appreciate it sir, but this is wackbag, where even the slightest typo gets someone called a useless faggot, nevermind the completely wrong radio host's family member)

Not just the wrong brother, wrong hosts sibling.

I'm aware of that, douche.

[Chester'sLiver]

That's a crab not a lobster..I thought lobster had eyes on their head..

[Arch Stanton]

:P was just messing since you're calling unnamed people stalkers :action-sm

If you'd like to move out of your state that's fine. In all honesty I don't care if someone wants to move in as long as they aren't psychopaths

Any you Homos touch me or my stuff....I'll kill ya

[crippledalbino]

:P was just messing since you're calling unnamed people stalkers :action-sm

If you'd like to move out of your state that's fine. In all honesty I don't care if someone wants to move in as long as they aren't psychopaths

You could always call yourself stalker3, but you'd have to spend more time in the 'what are you drinking now' thread.

[stillbornstew]

hahahaha..."What if we blew you up to grown up size?"
sadly that applies ot myslef as well
*sigh*

i'm going back to RonFez.net with the rest of the stalkers.... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/bye.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :(

[Friday]

:P was just messing since you're calling unnamed people stalkers :action-sm

If you'd like to move out of your state that's fine. In all honesty I don't care if someone wants to move in as long as they aren't psychopaths

i am not really moving in with you, wackadoo :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

You could always call yourself stalker3, but you'd have to spend more time in the 'what are you drinking now' thread.

Alot more time

[VilleDick]

Any you Homos touch me or my stuff....I'll kill ya

Lighten up Francis :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

i am not really moving in with you, wackadoo :action-sm

I know :P But I'd accept visitors :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

i am not really moving in with you, wackadoo :action-sm

http://www.pmamusements.com/images/saag_Whac-A-Mole.jpg?

"whaa"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4362/lobsterih6.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[mikek]

Humans have no soul?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Soul_Train.jpg/175px-Soul_Train.jpg

[Goober]

Aids?

[Sam_Adams]

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4362/lobsterih6.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

I had pet crabs and crawfish :P They are neat little bugs.

[stillbornstew]

"blacks" :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Friday]

i want this claw meat.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2887/giantlobster3vs.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

i want this claw meat.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2887/giantlobster3vs.jpg

I'd let that fella go. That thing is easily over 100 years old. No need to eat the old timer

[VilleDick]

i want this claw meat.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2887/giantlobster3vs.jpg

I want da gold!

http://www.evtv1.com/images/leprechaun.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Humans have no soul?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Soul_Train.jpg/175px-Soul_Train.jpg

http://folk.ntnu.no/vmbijmor/jmork/GearSelection/00sicily/sole.jpg
=
http://www.rhinoboots.com/images/styles/soleGuateLug.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Humans have no soul?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Soul_Train.jpg/175px-Soul_Train.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/s_claire/SoulGlow.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I'd let that fella go. That thing is easily over 100 years old. No need to eat the old timer

No cannibalism for Stig, then.

[Chester'sLiver]

hahahahaha....that BG impression is one of the funniest damn things ever...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha....that BG impression is one of the funniest damn things ever...

Impression? "whaa" "whaa" "whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

No cannibalism for Stig, then.

That's his loss, then. I'm tender like veal.

[Sam_Adams]

No cannibalism for Stig, then.

If I remember correctly they only gain a pound of weight about every seven years or so. That huge huge thing is definitely at the century mark.

[Ted the Poster]

Humans have no soul?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Soul_Train.jpg/175px-Soul_Train.jpg

Ironically, not the dark ones.

[Chester'sLiver]

"Let them do my face..."

[crippledalbino]

Impression? "whaa" "whaa" "whaa"

((PSST - CL is the 'thinks it's a bit guy'))

[Friday]

Dave is addressing the BIG ISSUE.

Love Davey.

[crippledalbino]

That's his loss, then. I'm tender like veal.
Just because you spend your days in an unlit box where you can't even stand up does not make you a veal, sir.
If I remember correctly they only gain a pound of weight about every seven years or so. That huge huge thing is definitely at the century mark.

But Stig is still pushing two-fifty from the wrong direction.... :icon_eek:

[Ted the Poster]

If I remember correctly they only gain a pound of weight about every seven years or so. That huge huge thing is definitely at the century mark.

That makes me something like 1600 years old. So, whoever had that in the "Guess Stig's Age" pool....

[Awful Me]

More important than what site gets credit, it's how should people who buy that shirt die?

[Awful Me]

That's his loss, then. I'm tender like veal.



Veal or sentiments?

[crippledalbino]

Just because you spend your days in an unlit box where you can't even stand up does not make you a veal, sir.


But Stig is still pushing two-fifty from the wrong direction.... :icon_eek:

That makes me something like 1600 years old. So, whoever had that in the "Guess Stig's Age" pool....

I so rule.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Veal or sentiments?
miss both...


ooohhh, Kool Kidz Korner!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/features/images/tv_change_channel.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

I so rule.

225, Sir. You're off by about 150 years.

[Sam_Adams]

seriously, enough with Sheepy. He's a fucking aqnnoying kid that always turns on the buddys talking about their private shit and spreading things on the internet.

I can't stand hearing his whiney girlish voice. I'd rather listen to Earl Douglas say "Peas hode" all day long.

[Ted the Poster]

Taffy = fun
Dave = not fun

[Sam_Adams]

Taffy = fun
Dave = not fun

What do lobsters know about taffy?

[Sam_Adams]

ok, i need to run some errands and go buy that blu-ray.

[crippledalbino]

225, Sir. You're off by about 150 years.

Yes.
And welcome to the internet where everything is one hundred percent accurate and true.

[Chester'sLiver]

Casey is a very pretty pregnant lady.....

[Arch Stanton]

Well, this is enlightening

[Friday]

Casey is a very pretty pregnant lady.....

are you making an observation on her temperament?

you know that's not allowed around these parts, sir.... :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Yes.
And welcome to the internet where everything is one hundred percent accurate and true.

I think we all know that they couldn't print it if it wasn't true. That's why I can call you a homosexual with such conviction.

[Mother Shucker]

Bood and puss.

[Ted the Poster]

Blood and puss.

Hate that time of the month.

[VilleDick]

Hate that time of the month.

Is it your timing of the month Maria?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1252/1270486758_3bae5bbf93.jpg?v=0

[crippledalbino]

Bood and puss.

Puss and Boots?

[crippledalbino]

I think we all know that they couldn't print it if it wasn't true. That's why I can call you a homosexual with such conviction.

Oh, I get it, because I love the cock.

:icon_neut

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well, this is enlightening
You're tellin me! I'm hearing some very good arguements to NOT have the Islanders or Devils play against the Rangers in next season's Winter Classic. While the local flare is fantastic and the rivalries are unheralded, the idea of bringing in the Boston Bruins to play against the Rangers at Yankee Stadium, witht he possibility of doing it again the next season at Fenway....man, that'd be fuckin stellar



oh wait, you guys aren't listening to Home Ice? "whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

Puss and Boots?

A kick in the cunt?

[TheTruth]

Lilly!

[Dr. Hoffman]

And I'm back. And still waiting for the fucking refrigerator douche.

[TheTruth]

Huh that was an odd an into to a commercial

[Ted the Poster]

And I'm back. And still waiting for the fucking refrigerator douche.

You really want to shoot cold liquid in there? You are one shitty doctor.

[Mobo]

'In the Closet' on XM Thriller!

That's my Granny's favorite song! We'll let you out one day, Granny!

[Dr. Hoffman]

You really want to shoot cold liquid in there? You are one shitty doctor.

No...just want to get my refrigerator to stop leaking...

[Chester'sLiver]

N E W...Pease Hode.

[crippledalbino]

N E W...Pease Hode.

(Peas Hode)

[MilkmanDan]

The Tax Bit?

Is that where they throw a napkin dispenser at Daves head?

[Mobo]

I love when you can hear Fez laughing in the background when Ron's describing Earl's "injury'.

[Chester'sLiver]

no one would buy that movie..Gap was awful...it would sell for less then Meddellin

[Mobo]

Wackbag Listening Thread peas hode.

[Mobo]

<Cringe>

plant children....

[Mobo]

What about Harry Elvis?

That just means you've given up on taxes!


Trrrrrrripllllllle Comboooooooo!!!!

[Mobo]

awwww....Ron stole my idea.

[Ted the Poster]

no one would buy that movie..Gap was awful...it would sell for less then Meddellin

Was it worse than Gigli?

[Mobo]

http://www.our-house3.freeserve.co.uk/tumbleweed.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Was it worse than Gigli?

What do you think?

[Arch Stanton]

Gettin' some lunch

[Mobo]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/156910752_3f84d25fb2.jpg?v=0

[Friday]

Gettin' some lunch

should be more freakin exciting than this thread! enjoy!

[Mobo]

So....Friday.....how you doin'?

[Friday]

So....Friday.....how you doin'?

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

Knees to letters on the strikezone, unless I'm calling the game and getting tired. Then its anywhere the catcher can get his glove on the ball.

[crippledalbino]

Sorry, Mobo,
Work is actually calling me.

[Dr. Hoffman]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

Can I watch?

[Mobo]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

like you have to ask! and forget everybody else! I'm totally into P.D.A.!

[Ted the Poster]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

:popcorn:

[crippledalbino]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm
:popcorn::popcorn:

[Chester'sLiver]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[crippledalbino]

Can I watch?

:popcorn:

:popcorn::popcorn:

Now which thread is full of perv stalkers?

[Mobo]

http://apo-a-lewa.com/images/PhotoSunsetKiss.jpg

Just call me 'Joe Smoocher'! ;)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::po pcorn:

:eatass: "whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

:popcorn::popcorn:

Gimme back my popcorn, you bastard! You already have a bag!

[crippledalbino]

:eatass: "whaa"

We're in it for the romance, sir, not the direct tongue to the pucker.

[crippledalbino]

Gimme back my popcorn, you bastard! You already have a bag!

To hell with you, bastard, you didn't buy me any soda like you said.

[Friday]

like you have to ask! and forget everybody else! I'm totally into P.D.A.!

that was delicious.... thank you ;)

[Mobo]

Stig, I'm outta popcorn, but I got some nuts you can eat!



ZING!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Stig, I'm outta popcorn, but I got some nuts you can eat!



ZING!!!!!!

:haha7::haha7:
:clap::clap:
Fuckin' Mobo...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

We're in it for the romance, sir, not the direct tongue to the pucker.

I was actually looking for the jerkoff smiley, but couldn't find it :icon_redf

[Mobo]

looks like it's just you and me in the thread now.... wanna make out? :action-sm

that was delicious.... thank you ;)

12 minutes between posts........hmmmm.....

[Mobo]

stop....whispering.....you.....redundant.....whore .

[stillbornstew]

i'm trying to cook my dinner. posting and cooking can be dangerous

[Friday]

stop....whispering.....you.....redundant.....whore .

seriously... she sounds ridiculous...

[Mobo]

I knew a girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed.

[Mobo]

i'm trying to cook my dinner. posting and cooking can be dangerous

This jambalaya tastes like lolcatz......

[crippledalbino]

I knew a girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed.

She must have had the 'hey hey hey' fever.

[Mobo]

wait for it.......wait....for...it....

[stillbornstew]

This jambalaya tastes like lolcatz......
http://www.delib.co.uk/dblog/categories/images/blog/lolcat.jpg

it's texas jambalaya. duh.

[Mobo]

She took pepper....

ba-doom crash!

[stillbornstew]

She must have had the 'hey hey hey' fever.
boooo :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

"600 pages of ads." i hate girls like this.

[Ted the Poster]

I knew a girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed.

Is this the setup for some hacky Vaudeville joke?
(Picturing you and Crip in striped jackets and straw hats, dancing with canes while engaging in witty repartee.)

[crippledalbino]

boooo :action-sm

Heh.
I knew it was an epic fail of a joke, but I still felt compelled to toss it out there.
I heartily accept your boos, sir.

[Friday]

Lilly is pretty..... :rolleyes:

[stillbornstew]

edit: dammit!!!

[Mobo]

it's texas jambalaya. duh.

what's the story with Texas jambalaya? It's stupid! It's not even that good! TEXAS!

(Jay Mohr....here I come!)

[Mobo]

edit: dammit!!!

leave it to the pros, kid......

[crippledalbino]

Is this the setup for some hacky Vaudeville joke?
(Picturing you and Crip in striped jackets and straw hats, dancing with canes while engaging in witty repartee.)

I don't know what you're talking about, sir. We would never do that.



Hey Mobo! How'd the race-unspecfied fellow cross the road?

[crippledalbino]

Lilly is pretty..... :rolleyes:

If you start stalking her, I'm gonna go to FBA!

Libidy-Dipity-an-hour-ago!

[stillbornstew]

what's the story with Texas jambalaya? It's stupid! It's not even that good! TEXAS!

(Jay Mohr....here I come!)
now BBQ, LOVE some texas made smoked BBQ brisket

and venison. uuuuuuuum. nom nom nom :D

[Ted the Poster]

I knew a girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed.

A girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed? Why that's astounding? What ever happened to her?

She had to go to rehab to stop snorting pepper!

Play us off, Crippy!

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[Mobo]

Is this the setup for some hacky Vaudeville joke?
(Picturing you and Crip in striped jackets and straw hats, dancing with canes while engaging in witty repartee.)

we have a gimmick that's going to kill....


http://www.happynews.com/showImage.aspx?fn=1222005/Vaudeville-era-bedrock-entertainment.jpg


I get to be Violet!

[Friday]

If you start stalking her, I'm gonna go to FBA!

Libidy-Dipity-an-hour-ago!

i guess my condescension didn't come across in the original post, huh? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

A girl who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed? Why that's astounding? What ever happened to her?

She had to go to rehab to stop snorting pepper!

Play us off, Crippy!

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

Why, it sure sounds like she doesn't know the difference between cumin and cummin'!

[stillbornstew]

Turtle!!!!

[Mobo]

now BBQ, LOVE some texas made smoked BBQ brisket

and venison. uuuuuuuum. nom nom nom :D

my Dad owns a Bar-B-Que catering business.....the brisket is great, but ribs are his specialty........

http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/Homer_drools.jpg

mmmmmmm.......riiiiibsssssss.......

[crippledalbino]

we have a gimmick that's going to kill....


http://www.happynews.com/showImage.aspx?fn=1222005/Vaudeville-era-bedrock-entertainment.jpg


I get to be Violet!
Yeah, but that means you have to play the back end of the horse for our final routine!
i guess my condescension didn't come across in the original post, huh? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mmmm.
It's what I get for reading everything literally, I suppose.

[Ted the Poster]

Why, it sure sounds like she doesn't know the difference between cumin and cummin'!
Good evening, ladies and germs!
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/41/22854195.jpg

[crippledalbino]

my Dad owns a Bar-B-Que catering business.....the brisket is great, but ribs are his specialty........

http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/Homer_drools.jpg

mmmmmmm.......riiiiibsssssss.......

MMmm.
Love ribs.
So, completely literally, gimme those ribs, you.

[Friday]

we have a gimmick that's going to kill....


http://www.happynews.com/showImage.aspx?fn=1222005/Vaudeville-era-bedrock-entertainment.jpg


I get to be Violet!


I played DAISY in the Musical version.... "Side Show" :icon_razz

[crippledalbino]

Good evening, ladies and germs!
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/41/22854195.jpg

And everything was great until I found out what she used for lubricant!

[Mobo]

Yeah, but that means you have to play the back end of the horse for our final routine!

Ewwww...do you mean the butt? Oh...yeah, you do.

MMmm.
Love ribs.
So, completely literally, gimme those ribs, you.

meat just falls off of the bone.........

[cocktailNdreams]

ohh man anyone have any prostitutes laying around...I'm fucken starven

[Dr. Hoffman]

So of course the refrigerator service guy shows up...and I could have repaired the fucking thing myself. The drain behind the freezer was clogged up. GOD I love spending money when I could have fixed the fucking issue myself.

:mad4:

[crippledalbino]

ohh man anyone have any prostitutes laying around...I'm fucken starven

:icon_neut
Way to bring the hilarity, sir.

[Mobo]

I played DAISY in the Musical version.... "Side Show" :icon_razz

"Ladies and Gentlemen....we apologize for any inconvenience, but tonight, the part of Daisy will be played by Friday's understudy, CrippledAlbino. However, the role of Violet will still be masterfully portrayed by Universalremobo. Thank you, and enjoy the show.

[crippledalbino]

So of course the refrigerator service guy shows up...and I could have repaired the fucking thing myself. The drain behind the freezer was clogged up. GOD I love spending money when I could have fixed the fucking issue myself.

:mad4:

I keep thinking I could perform that tracheotomy on myself too, but I think I'm gonna end up payin' some fuck in a white coat.

[Ted the Poster]

I would love to be able to afford fancy, high-priced prostitutes. How awesome would that be?

[crippledalbino]

"Ladies and Gentlemen....we apologize for any inconvenience, but tonight, the part of Daisy will be played by Friday's understudy, CrippledAlbino. However, the role of Violet will still be masterfully portrayed by Universalremobo. Thank you, and enjoy the show.

I ~PROMISE~ you you'd rather have Friday up on that stage with you.
I P.R.O.M.I.S.E. you.

[Ted the Poster]

So of course the refrigerator service guy shows up...and I could have repaired the fucking thing myself. The drain behind the freezer was clogged up. GOD I love spending money when I could have fixed the fucking issue myself.

:mad4:

<--- Fixed the washing machine this weekend. And is happy about getting the job done for free.

[crippledalbino]

I would love to be able to afford fancy, high-priced prostitutes. How awesome would that be?

I'd love to be able to graduate from "Hungry Man" dinners every night, but we can't always get what we want, now can we?

[Mobo]

So of course the refrigerator service guy shows up...and I could have repaired the fucking thing myself. The drain behind the freezer was clogged up. GOD I love spending money when I could have fixed the fucking issue myself.

:mad4:

you mean like when a Dr. gives you advil, and makes another appointment to see if they worked?

[crippledalbino]

<--- Fixed the washing machine this weekend. And is happy about getting the job done for free.

Just cleaned the blood out of the filter, and he was all set.

[stillbornstew]

my Dad owns a Bar-B-Que catering business.....the brisket is great, but ribs are his specialty........

http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/Homer_drools.jpg

mmmmmmm.......riiiiibsssssss.......
sooooooooooooooo good. when i get back to spain, i'm heading out to orange grove. gotta pick up some venison jerky.
MMmm.
Love ribs.
So, completely literally, gimme those ribs, you.
X2

[Mobo]

<--- Fixed the washing machine this weekend. And is happy about getting the job done for free.

getcher hand caught in the rollers, again?

http://texasgypsy.com/Dig/Larrys/images/antique_washing_machine.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

I ~PROMISE~ you you'd rather have Friday up on that stage with you.
I P.R.O.M.I.S.E. you.

<-- Would gladly let Friday be the front half of the horse... :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

[UsedLadBag]

With my wife, we dated for a year, broke up for 3 years, then started dating again, and we've been married almost 7 years. So it can work out.

[Ted the Poster]

Just cleaned the blood out of the filter, and he was all set.

And the bits of duct tape in the drain...

[Dr. Hoffman]

<--- Fixed the washing machine this weekend. And is happy about getting the job done for free.

Yeah...$132.00 to have a guy come out here, tell me the drain behind the freezer was clogged, spray some hot water and air in it. :mad4:

[crippledalbino]

With my wife, we dated for a year, broke up for 3 years, then started dating again, and we've been married almost 7 years. So it can work out.

Yup.
And I'm hiring a lawyer after that seven-ish year mark on my way to being one of those famous one in two statistics, so what'cher point?

[stillbornstew]

ohh man anyone have any prostitutes laying around...I'm fucken starven
booooooo
Yeah...$132.00 to have a guy come out here, tell me the drain behind the freezer was clogged, spray some hot water and air in it. :mad4:
you should have punched him in the face, then threw him out.

[Ted the Poster]

Yup.
And I'm hiring a lawyer after that seven-ish year mark on my way to being one of those famous one in two statistics, so what'cher point?

That sucks, dude. Hearts and prayers...hearts and prayers...

[Friday]

Yup.
And I'm hiring a lawyer after that seven-ish year mark on my way to being one of those famous one in two statistics, so what'cher point?

the point is... that there is no rule of thumb when it comes to personal relationships.

some people will get back together with someone who has completely betrayed them in every possible way. i don't get that at all ... but i am one person.

[Mobo]

Yup.
And I'm hiring a lawyer after that seven-ish year mark on my way to being one of those famous one in two statistics, so what'cher point?

He's the bigger man?

[crippledalbino]

"Get her with a Friday fish eater..."
Heh. Nice.

[Ted the Poster]

Yeah...$132.00 to have a guy come out here, tell me the drain behind the freezer was clogged, spray some hot water and air in it. :mad4:

I had no cold water flow. Took the hose off the back, scr@ped the filter screen with a screwdriver. Fixed.

That's right. You can't write "sc*****" here.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I would love to be able to afford fancy, high-priced prostitutes. How awesome would that be?
that'd be fantastic...even if you didn't bother getting them, because then you'd still ahve all that money! :D
<-- Would gladly let Friday be the front half of the horse... :rolleyes:Ah ha!!! Here's where I can use it!!! :eatass: :eatass: :eatass:

[crippledalbino]

That sucks, dude. Hearts and prayers...hearts and prayers...
Eh... I'll survive, but thanks.
the point is... that there is no rule of thumb when it comes to personal relationships.

some people will get back together with someone who has completely betrayed them in every possible way. i don't get that at all ... but i am one person.
True.
Everyone sort of plays to a different drum, but we always want to force everyone into certain molds of how we think they should behave... but it's true, no rule of thumb at all.
He's the bigger man?

Ouch.
Just... Ouch. :(

[Mobo]

That sucks, dude. Hearts and prayers...hearts and prayers...

What's with all the Danza impressions today?

[crippledalbino]

I had no cold water flow. Took the hose off the back, scr@ped the filter screen with a screwdriver. Fixed.

That's right. You can't write "sc*****" here.

What's a scrngiger? "whaa"

[UsedLadBag]

Yup.
And I'm hiring a lawyer after that seven-ish year mark on my way to being one of those famous one in two statistics, so what'cher point?

I don't know, just saying. BTW was it worth it (the itch)?


He's the bigger man?

I am getting fatter.

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

that'd be fantastic...even if you didn't bother getting them, because then you'd still ahve all that money! :D
Ah ha!!! Here's where I can use it!!! :eatass: :eatass: :eatass:

You're so happy to eat some ass... Oh, man.

[Mobo]

Ouch.
Just... Ouch. :(

oh.......:action-sm

p.s. I meant cock.......for what it's worth....at the end of the day....

[crippledalbino]

I don't know, just saying. BTW was it worth it (the itch)?



Oh yeah, absolutely.
I'm starting to live like a human being instead of the pathetic, spineless piece of personality-less mush that ever existed.
I'm not even the guy to say that marriage isn't any good, or that your thing is gonna fail or any of that. If it's workin' for ya, I toss you a big thumbs up.

But it's the best thing in the world for me, sir. Best thing in the world.

[crippledalbino]

oh.......:action-sm

p.s. I meant cock.......for what it's worth....at the end of the day....

Oh.
Alright.
Best to point out that I'm a tiny, limp-dicked little nothing rather than suggesting that he's a stronger person for keeping his relationship alive. Keep digging, Mobo, keep digging.

[Mobo]

Oh yeah, absolutely.
I'm starting to live like a human being instead of the pathetic, spineless piece of personality-less mush that ever existed.

ok.....now I'm sad......

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You're so happy to eat some ass... Oh, man.
...............and? :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

ok.....now I'm sad......

No, but it's not YOU!
I'm sure your situation allows you to have all the freedom of personality and inner strength in the world! I'm sure that you're THRIVING as a man, the king of your domain, a pillar of your community, a man for your child to look up to, and the mate that your adoring girlfriend always wanted...

Uh... wavy guy?
Tiny dick joke me, Mobo? HA! Two can be nasty!!!

[crippledalbino]

...............and? :rolleyes:

Nothing, sir.
Enjoy.
Just wash up before you kiss me good night.

[Mobo]

No, but it's not YOU!
I'm sure your situation allows you to have all the freedom of personality and inner strength in the world! I'm sure that you're THRIVING as a man, the king of your domain, a pillar of your community, a man for your child to look up to, and the mate that your adoring girlfriend always wanted...

Uh... wavy guy?
Tiny dick joke me, Mobo? HA! Two can be nasty!!!

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/strike_zone.gif

ouch....

this might hurt if it wasn't so funny.....

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys c-ya later...

[crippledalbino]

And that's the end of the show...

Alright buddays, over to the replay thread!

[Ted the Poster]

What's a scrngiger? "whaa"

Exactly what you imagine it is.

[crippledalbino]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/strike_zone.gif

ouch....

this might hurt if it wasn't so funny.....

Heh.
Sorry, man, perhaps I crossed the line just a smidge.

[UsedLadBag]

donk

[Mobo]

Heh.
Sorry, man, perhaps I crossed the line just a smidge.

Huh?
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but people that get hurt by words are pussies.