Are you just a regular joe?

[Audi Mike]

im just a meat and potatoe bring my lunchpale and hardhat to work everyday:action-sm

[Three Hole Puncher]

im just a meat and potatoe bring my lunchpale and hardhat to work everyday:action-sm

From your lips to God's ear, Mike!

[Ego]

Just an ordinary guy trying to pay the bills and keep a roof over my head.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Just an ordinary guy trying to pay the bills and keep a roof over my head.
No silver spoon in your mouth... no siree.

[Jef Leppard]

cant complain ......... no one would listen

[Dicktator]

punch the clock...pay the bills

[Audi Mike]

why did this get moved to off topic when its a topic on the show?

apparently the mods arent youre regualr joes apparnetly theyre white collar silver spoon fed yuppies

im gonna go play some bruce and hope the factory doesnt close down..

[Maynard K]

I guess they think their shit dont stink, hey, I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you, boss. My goal in life is to earn more and work less. Meh!

[Sack of Chisels]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41986551EGL._AA240_.jpg

Well ever since I was a little bitty boy just listenin' to my heros sing
I knew someday if I could find a way I'd be doin' the very same thing.
Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do
And I can feel it down in my soul
You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

Cause if you leave it up to me
I'm gonna be exactly what I've always been
The same old guy just havin' a good time, singin' for all my friends.
Well you'll hear me say 'till my dyin' day I'm the luckiest man I know
And anybody that knows me knows I'm just a regular Joe

Now old lady luck came lookin' for a lover and I reckon I'm her man
In the right place at the right time and suddenly here I am
When this train pulls out, well there ain't no doubt
I'm gonna ride her just as far as she goes
And at the end of the line you're gonna find I'm just a regular Joe

Cause if you leave it up to me
I'm gonna be exactly what I've always been
The same old guy just havin' a good time, singin' for all my friends.
Well you'll hear me say 'till my dyin' day I'm the luckiest man I know
And anybody that knows me knows I'm just a regular Joe

So crank up the sound and turn up the lights
Let's get this show on the road
Cause you're gonna party tonight with a regular Joe
Ya, you're gonna party tonight with a regular Joe

[LiddyRules]

I'm a pretentious elitist prick.

[THE FEZ MAN]

I'm a pretentious elitist prick.

are ya......


well me too, i think my shit dont stink.

[Budyzir]

Working for the weekend.

[CM Mark]

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

[LiddyRules]

are ya......


well me too, i think my shit dont stink. Actually I'm a self loathing pretentious elitist prick.

[Jambi]

Working for the weekend.I'm takin' what they're givin', cuz I'm workin' for a livin'.

[moldycheeze]

You cant fight City Hall

[THE FEZ MAN]

Actually I'm a self loathing pretentious elitist prick.

im a snooty, jerk off

[Voss's Tumor]

Actually I'm a self loathing pretentious elitist prick.

Good point
Good point

[Jef Leppard]

here i sit tired and dirty
pretending to shit until 3:30

[Frogswell]

I hear what you're all saying. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. :icon_neut

[IsThatATrain ?]

im just a meat and potatoe bring my lunchpale and hardhat to work everyday:action-sm

When did Dan Quayle join Wackbag ?

[FAZ8218]

Eh what can ya do... another day, another dollar. Am I right?

[WMB]

No.

My name is neither Regular or Joe.

[Glenn Dandy]

regular guy with dangerous tendencies.

[Sprite]

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh, same shit different day.

Hmm, herr, heeheheheh, hrmmm.

[Ego]

Damn kids disrespecting me. I didn't act like them when I was their age. No siree, Bob. I respected my elders. I said "Please" and "Thank You". But these little hoodlums think they can just run amok and do whatever they feel like and get away with it. It's time for me to take a stand. I'm putting my foot down. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!

*average joe hero stance*

[wetandstickyjim]

Takes one to know one. Am I right or am I wrong, eh?

[Three Hole Puncher]

Death and taxes... there's two things you can count on! See ya' later, gotta get home to the 'ol ball and chain.

[Maynard K]

Same ol, same ol with me today fellas. Who's up for Karaoke and Bud Lights Friday night? Maybe hit a diner on the way home. Well ya gotta work 5 to play 2.
Alright I'm off like a prom dress. hehe meh.

[wetandstickyjim]

Keep it between the ditches THP.

[Maynard K]

This whole Spitzer thing got me thinking, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

[The Full Bug]

Well, you know, it is what it is.

[maz]

Boy the way Glenn Miller played...

[Glenn Dandy]

guys like us we had it made, those were the days fella....not like these damned pollack hippys today.

[STARTSOMETHING]

Just working my way up in the company, Back to the coal mines.

(when standing on a ladder) Getting up in the world?, Did you get a raise?
(after you get a hair cut) Did you get your ears lowered?

[johnnychilds]

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

[Sprite]

I had an ACTUAL "regular joe" moment earlier tonight at the walmart pharmacy. The pharmacy tech literally said to the girl in front of me during checkout, "Yeah well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?". This was before he realized that she had 3 kids instead of 2 as one infant was facing backwards in the double stroller, and to that he commented, "Ahhh, god bless!".

He's just a regular joe working at the local pharmacy.

YEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHH.

[Lil' Alex]

Me, I just take it one day at a time, just tryin ta get by.
How bout you, workin hard or hardly workin?

[djeter220]

I'm all about sitting in the basement with the guys drinkin beers. "hey fellas, i hope the ladies let us get away with this". they call me ken fresno.

[DeltaPin]

Ya gotta take the good with the bad.

[Plunkies]

Another day, another dollar. Gotta get while the gettin's good amirite?

[LiddyRules]

I'm just a regular Joe. Checking out what's on sale at Whole Foods. Searching for new fetish websites. Masturbating to femme looking guys. Writing in my diary every night. I'm Joe Average.

[askewcore]

TGIF Fellas.

Same shit, different day, am I right?

[bucket-of-aids]

You guys are good, salt of the earth people.

[askewcore]

Just remember, where there's a will there's a way.

Work smarter, not harder.

[FanboYecchh]

Eh, what can I tell ya? Win some, lose some. You gotta do what'cha can. Give it'cha best shot and just hope to break even at the end of the week. Hey, what do I know?

[lokimanahan]

I'm definitely a pretentious, condescending fancy man, with a well-stocked wine cellar and a love the finest food stuffs known to humanity.

[WOWmagnet]

Hey you know, six a one half a dozen a the other.


Yichhhhhhh! Hate anyone whomsays this.

[tonypop]

You can take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I am a fancy man.

liggidy bibbidy.

[Photothing]

I am an over educated bitch....you spelled potato wrong.

[Ciarin]

I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[Three Hole Puncher]

If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

[blotto98]

Well that's a horse of a different color!

[Jef Leppard]

shit in one and wish in the ovhssblzsljb

[Ciarin]

is this just a list of sayings?

[R.BuddDwyer]

Hindsight is 20/20, eh fellas?

[Three Hole Puncher]

is this just a list of sayings? I hope it's not, but if wishes were horses, beggars would ride, right? And if I had a million dollars, I'd be rich!

[The Full Bug]

Don't know about you fellas, but I'm takin' what they're givin', 'cause I'm workin' for a livin'.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I don't give a damn about any trumpet playin' band. It ain't what I call rock n roll.

[GoodDaySir]

Why complain, ain't nobody listening anyway...

[R.BuddDwyer]

Eh, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while, ya know.

[MilkmanDan]

I'm just saying I dont let the door hit me on the ass on the way out !

[Biff Hardslab]

Hey, a Larry Lunchpail like me can't even get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00. What are you gonna do?

[R.BuddDwyer]

You know what they say, if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck.....

[poontang]

you can lead a horse to water

http://www.mrfridayafternoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ballaccident.jpg

[travelinprophet]

Me, just tryin to keep the lights on.

[sillyfuck]

I hope it's not, but if wishes were horses, beggars would ride, right? And if I had a million dollars, I'd be rich!

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.

[hudsonharden]

Eh, if life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

[Earth2murf]

i'm a typical Murf....A cop's kid who smoked too much weed to follow in his fathers footsteeps,now im a construction worker,23 years,Arks and Sparks,with a wife and a kid.I dont smoke any more but i love my beer..if it wasn't for O&A i would be shooting people from a clock tower...oh yea and i love TITS

[MrBucket]

I'm just tryin' to keep my head above water. You cant win em all right?

[MrBucket]

I love this bit because I have to deal with idiots who talk that ALL fucking day long. Everybody is just the "Low man on the totem pole"
Go fuck yourself. Im going to run this company.

[DeltaPin]

Oh well, when in Rome...

[Jef Leppard]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats

[maz]

Don't make me turn this car around

[Jef Leppard]

please do

[CaraC]

well Im a regular Josephina... the way my life is, you know how it goes, when it rains it pours!

[The Full Bug]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats

Well you gotta take the good with the bad, am I right?

[The Full Bug]

well Im a regular Josephina... the way my life is, you know how it goes, when it rains it pours!



Hey, hope for the best, but prepare for the worst, that's my motto.

[Maynard K]

I'm average Joe and I'm louder than anyone in this room when I say, " Hey, take it easy, take it anyway you can get it!"
I'm boltin' like Michael.

[oandapartycock]

(after you get a hair cut) Did you get your ears lowered?

Did I get a hair cut?
HA!
I got 'em ALL cut!

(Just trying to keep up with the Jones')

[mattmell]

I don't know about the rest of you, but hey, I just call 'em like I see 'em

[Glenn Dandy]

fRUITMONKEY AIN't REGULAR!

[travelinprophet]

hey be good or be good at it. ya know.

[laspino]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats

Everything happens for a reason.

[GoodDaySir]

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired...

[cigarsandscotch]

I'm a regular Joe as well. I shit every morning like clockwork and you can to with the right amount of fiber and plenty of water.

[Maynard K]

Yea C&S, I bet you could set your watch to it, right?
A bad day at fishing is still better than a good day at work but ya gotta take the good with the bad.

[hudsonharden]

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

[Ciarin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YivWEs3zw

[topher520]

Phil??? Phil Conners??

Now that guys a regular Joe.

Am I right or am I right or Im right..Im right.

[BallJuice]

Regular Joe is a douche...

[sillyfuck]

Regular Joe is a douche...

Well you know what they say opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.:icon_roll

[Three Hole Puncher]

Regular Joe is a douche...

With friends like you, who needs enemies!

[LiddyRules]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats If you live under this thread, you have to live by our rules.

[wes mantooth]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats


When life hands you lemons you make lemonade.

[Slow Bollards]

Im a jack of all trades, and a master of none, LOL, nuff said.

[Ciarin]

hey buddy, I'm just a working stiff like the rest of yas.

[Ballbuster1]

Love to watch COPS. White trash makes for great entertainment.

[IsThatATrain ?]

Easy come....Easy go...

I had it...and I went with it.

[WOWmagnet]

Heeeeeey, life's a bitch, then ya marry one, eh? eh?

[EarthCrisis]

Ah well ya know me I'm a grower not a shower as they say.....right Chief?

[Plunkies]

ok this is gettin lame. lotta repeats

Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't...

[maz]

If i don't see ya round ,
i'll see ya square

[HonkeyLips]

Didn't here this on the show, but love this bit. Worked with a shitload of these type of guys for like 10 years, quit last year.

What about the guy that quotes the latest "funny movie" all the time.. e.g. Austin Powers or Duece Bigalow or some crap, or the latest beer commercial:

"do I make you horny, baby" ...Yeah, hilarious.
or
"Whazzuuuuup?!?"... please die.
or
"I love you, but you're not getting my last Bud Light" ...oh, 'HA HA' no you didn't!!!

Anyway, staying on topic:

Hey,, "even a broken clock is right twice a day!!".. heh heh heh!!

[RePlayListener]

and puuuuunnnnttt... don't post to often but i'll be back in a month.

[Balls_Mahoney]

my name is Joe and i am average but hey when life gives ya lemons meh he

[Maynard K]

Women, cant live with 'em, cant kill 'em. heh!

[Jef Leppard]

you can in texas

[MrBucket]

When life gives you lemons, you have a lemon party. Right boss, chief, brother?

[NoSurviivors]

Just doin the best with what I got. Know what I mean Harv?

[al885]

this thread is about as useless as tits on a tomcat, right?

[Maynard K]

Mama Mia, forget abaat it, ova hea, heh?!

[Stalker Patti]

I am just a humble barista at Starbucks serving up those lattees!:action-sm

[maz]

Hyiii Pyattiie

just kiddin'

[boardsofcanada]

the song salt of the earth from the rolling stones is full of regular joeisms

[Fendbass22]

What you doin' today joe? Nuttin much, workin for the man just like everyone else.

[spork1138]

you say tomatoes i say tomatos
eh?

[Ican'tFight]

I'm just mindin' my P's and Q's ova here.

[dodisman]

all i can do is keep pluggin' along...you know what i mean?.

[topher520]

Well isnt your face red?

[Balls_Mahoney]

When life gives you lemons, you have a lemon party. Right boss, chief, brother?
sure boss

[BeersOnTheBoat]

No, I'm far from regular.

[peas hode]

oohhh i'm a regular guy...as long as i eat my fiber wakka wakka

[R.BuddDwyer]

Hows bout those (City Name, Sports Team)s? I mean Christ, (star player) can't (applicable verb) worth a damn. I lost $50 on those bums last week.

[Balls_Mahoney]

as my grandpa always said "whats good for the goose is good for the gander" meh heh

[Maynard K]

Call me what you want, but dont call me late for supper. Zing!

[BrotherMan]

win some lose some ya know whatta mean?
you think im made of money or sumptin?!
lifes a bitch then you marry one( props to my dad for that one)

[Audi Mike]

ever since i made this thread its been the same ol same ol with me

[Balls_Mahoney]

ever since i made this thread its been the same ol same ol with me

same shit diffrent day right pal?

[BrotherMan]

hey thats life pal

[Balls_Mahoney]

lets just agree to disagree

[Ego]

Jesus Christ, but work is kicking my ass. Gotta make the most of my day off, ya know. I'll do (insert chore/activity that you always mean to do, but never get around to.)

[peas hode]

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise...thats what i always say

[BrotherMan]

imma go hang wit the boys

[The Lag Wagon]

these are my favorite things on the show...

does anyone have any of the audio or know where i can go to get some?

thanks in advance.

[WOWmagnet]

Money goes to money. Am I right or wrong, eh? eh?

[Maynard K]

hey, some days your the dog, some days your the hydrant, right or wrong?

[HonkeyLips]

Ya know, if I had some ham I could make some ham n' eggs,, if I had some eggs, heh heh heh!

You know me just a workin' man punchin' the clock, 'nother day in paradise!

blech!

[BrotherMan]

imma happily married guy ya know

[Balls_Mahoney]

not bragging but i have the best shirt on casual Fridays am i right fellas?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Nothing like killing 2 birds with 1 stone..

Don't you know assuming makes an ass out of u and me... meh eh

[Maynard K]

See this gray hair? It's from my kids, do yourself a favor and stay single. I call my house the 'ol money pit.

[Balls_Mahoney]

See this gray hair? It's from my kids, do yourself a favor and stay single. I call my house the 'ol money pit.


damn its gonna be hard to come up with a new one.

[Balls_Mahoney]

take my wife.... please

[WOWmagnet]

It's better ta be pissed on than pissed off, right?


die.

[Hobo_Cum]

I'm a pretentious elitist prick.

who saw THAT coming

[Brady T cell]

ya can't win fer losing.

[Plunkies]

who saw THAT coming

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

[Obi_wang]

eh do what ya can not what ya cant fellas , ya know

[Balls_Mahoney]

well thats a horse of a diffrent color

[RaiderInNY]

When are the boys back from vacation? I'm thinking about going to XM on MOnday to view the show.

Anyone?

[Maynard K]

Day late and a dollar short, story of my life.

[HonkeyLips]

When are the boys back from vacation? I'm thinking about going to XM on MOnday to view the show.

Anyone?

Hey, if I knew anything I wouldn't be workin here, eh?

[Ballbuster1]

They're off for 2 weeks. Won't be back til March 26th.

[kloraferm]

They're off for 2 weeks. Won't be back til March 26th.
Buncha slackers! :rolleyes:

[Maynard K]

Dont work, dont get paid. Must be nice to be rich. I mean, no?

[livebackwards]

Ahh, we work hard an' the rich guys hardly work. The fix is in, boys. But then, what do I know? All's I know is I don't know nuthin'.

[Obi_wang]

eh, theres more than 1 way to skin a cat, you know?

[Balls_Mahoney]

curiosity musta killed it

[BIV]

I'm just a Regular Joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

[I'm An Asshole lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!