Hookers?

[Razor Roman]

Ever been with one? Would you? Would you never? Would you rather pee in Kingofdepews butt?

[Ballbuster1]

Ever been with one? Would you? Would you never? Would you rather pee in Kingofdepews butt?
No, No, Yes, No.

[Hudson]

No, No, Yes, No.
what he said.

[martianvirus]

Fuck'em if you got'em.

[Glenn Dandy]

lost my virginity in the " pink flamingo hotel" in Atlantic city... 20 bucks, hot blonde...

but that was before the AIDS.


first n last time I ever bought sex.

jerking off is so much more economical and safe.

[Nortonsmeatytit]

I remember back in the 80's before AIDS broke big you'd see hookers high as a fucking kite walking around Broad & Locust STS in Philly in the middle of fucking January when it's like 8 degrees out with tube tops & hot pants on, "Looking for a date?"

[reddog_2711]

I remember back in the 80's before AIDS broke big you'd see hookers high as a fucking kite walking around Broad & Locust STS in Philly in the middle of fucking January when it's like 8 degrees out with tube tops & hot pants on, "Looking for a date?"


Leave my mother out of this!!

[Rumrunner]

Leave my mother out of this!!

that cracked me up!

I have not been with any hookers, nor plan to be..

[BobCat]

Rub and Tug

[take5]

I use 'em and love it.

[enduser]

So peeing in a butt an option?
If so, if you pay a broad to pee in her butt does that count as using a hooker?

[maz]

Yes

[fkornre]

i have been with a hooker and a stripper while in vegas...both were really good :)

[Sauce]

The variance in responses is very interesting...

Personally I've never been in a situation where I could pay for it, but if I was I probably would if she wasn't a cow/tranny.

[Hysterectomeal]

Never. And I don't think I ever could.

well maybe a handy.

[topher520]

How safe is craigs list? I always wanted to try, but the thought of the Cops showing up to my apartment scares me into just playing with my bird in front of the computer and calling it a night. Anyone have any thoughts on the Craiglist thing?

[25133WhooOoAH]

Never have.. I'm 21 I usually could get girls but sometimes I'm bored and look on craigslist!...It's interesting lol And I think I would....Something about just knowing your gonna pay the whore and fuck them and leave seems fun and awful at the same time IDN.

[dolemyte]

Not paying for pussy. i give my dick to these hoes for free, why should i pay for their rotten ass pussies?

Sorry, in a bad mood

[WOWmagnet]

Never have.. I'm 21 I usually could get girls but sometimes I'm bored and look on craigslist!...It's interesting lol And I think I would....Something about just knowing your gonna pay the whore and fuck them and leave seems fun and awful at the same time IDN.

It's really not about not being able to get girls. Well,for some of you it is :icon_roll.

It's like Jimmy/Bob were saying; it'ss the excitement of it.

And remember: you're not paying 'em to come over, you're paying 'em to LEAVE. (and sut the fuck up) :icon_cool

[take5]

How safe is craigs list? I always wanted to try, but the thought of the Cops showing up to my apartment scares me into just playing with my bird in front of the computer and calling it a night. Anyone have any thoughts on the Craiglist thing?

Stay away from Craigslist. Law enforcement has taken an interest in that scene. The ol' bait 'n' switch is prevalent there as well.

If you're seriously considering trying it out, you can find reviews and such for girls, and there are sites with better listings, like Eros here in NY.

[FAZ8218]

With the Opster.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Paying some diseased whore, no thanks.

[chiapeteater]

Juarez, Mexico has become a second home for me whenever I work in El Paso Texas.

[Cunt Smasher]

Juarez, Mexico has become a second home for me whenever I work in El Paso Texas.

My wife is Mexican and has relatives in Juarez. I've had LOTS of fun in Juarez.She's got cousins that were very naughty and know all the cops and we get special treatment in the clubs.Ex-trucker,ex-Navy,I've fucked whores all over the world,don't regret any of it,but like Glenn,all my shenanigans were before aids. At the time I was young and single,never in one place long enough for a relationship,and wanted pussy. Waddaya do?

[DeltaPin]

Does getting a bj from a stripper count.

That & a "present" from a new vendor while in China.

[Glenn Dandy]

Paying some diseased whore, no thanks.

In the 80's there were no diseases or black people.:icon_neut

atleast where I lived...Whores a plenty.


I still remember something from my 17 year old romp in the PInk Flamingo... her bag had a button on it... buttons were big in the 80's... it said... get ready......




I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THIS?

Then i fucked her.


actually after the thought of O this is what it feels like fleeted... 4 seconds... I came.

Righteous bucks 20 dollars for 4 seconds.


I remember feeling really upset that it felt the same as jerking off.

[BCH]

Never really had a dry spell like that... I probably wouldn't anyway though.

[cokelogic]

No, but I would.

[TreeFortRichard]

No, I would never...

But boy did my wife get pissed at me when I said i didn't really have a problem with Spitzer going to a prostitute...She flipped. She said i was disgusting. I said "what if they had an arrangement, or what if the wife was into it?"

Didn't matter to her...

As far as I am concerned it is 2 peoples business..or 3 if they are married...

[DJ Evel Ed]

I don't understand the money these white chicks are getting. Honduran hookers in Newark & Plainfield are WAY hotter than the Emperors club babes and they only cost $40!!! What a fuckin joke! They even do delivery service and you could pick a super hot girl out of 4-5 choices. Man I'm talking about poor HOT babes just trying to make some quick money to send home to Honduras to their families. They spoke no English so knowing some Spanish helped. Man if you ever saw a hot Honduran babe you would understand! Choices like these are no-brainers if you're single.

Man I have so many hooker stories, a favorite one is when the Honduran hooker farted in my mouth. I was kinda dating "Cielo" so she would stay over at my place from time to time. One night, after she got done sucking & fucking all the dishwashers in Union County, she came over and I gave her a full body massage. I had her so loose & relaxed she fell out. I got down to rubbing her perfect petite ass and decided to spread her legs and go ahead with a "Beso Negro" (A Black Kiss) but when I began to tongue her asshole, she farted right in my mouth! Man she was so cute! Anyone else I would have gagged but her cuteness made me tongue her ass even more.
If these girls didn't come from a poor shithole country, they could easily be models. I even went to Honduras with Cielo and I could not believe how beautiful the women are in Tegucigalpa. They are so poor that they will do ANYTHING to feed their families, hence the vagina rental service. $40 a bang here is a lot of money in Honduras, especially if you bang 10-20 guys a night & send the money home. Some of them just do it for a month then never come back. They take all that money back to Honduras and buy a RÆPE-Jacuzzi. Boy I sometimes miss those heuas but now that I'm married I stopped taking Cielo's calls. She was a wacko anyway. A wacko who farts in people's mouths! Sometimes I like to think she was awake and it was our little secret.

[poppAwoody]

Never have, but if I had money to burn and that chick spitzer was fucking was son the agenda, I would hit it hardcore!

[Sinn Fein]

I'm with Opie. I'd never pay for it. And, the whole concept of another dude having been in there recently just grosses me out.

Now that I am married, it's all irrelevant. I'm not the cheating type. Never have, never will as I was on the other end of it once and I'll never forget what that felt like.

[Zona992006]

Did you know they take visa at the Mustang ranch...

[oandapartycock]

Down in Tijuana in the 80's some friends and I went down to do some drinking and carousing since we were under 21 and they let ANYONE drink down there (It was barely a 2 hour drive back then). Went to a strip club and this incredibly hot Latina gives me a free lap dance and then asks if I wanted to more, and I said si, si.

We went out the back door and started negotiating about price (I speak pretty good Spanish). I finally talked her into what was about the equivalent of about $12 bucks.

She then takes me around the corner to a sort of shanty of semi private rooms that were pretty disgusting and offered me a condom, but I said no (:arrrh: but I got lucky). She then gets down and proceeds to give me a thorough inspection of my junk, I guess looking for STD's (in hindsight that made me feel better).

After the deed I felt so guilty about "chewing the price down" that I handed her another $10.

Wouldn't ever do it again. After my perv switch got switched off, I was thinking to myself, "I could have gotten robbed, beaten, some kind of STD (it was pre-AIDS though), and I really kind of felt bad for her situation.

[wes mantooth]

I've never paid for it but I could see how it could happen. If I was drunk and a hot chick offered to blow me for a few sheckles I probably wouldn't say no.

[Glenn Dandy]

Never really had a dry spell like that... I probably wouldn't anyway though.

I chose a direction un getting girl like.




One girl friend I had said every girl in the erea was afraid of me.... How do the nig nogs do it?

[AngryDragon]

I used to a while ago. I only like the Asians. A session with one of those has a different vibe than a American girl. The Asians are much more service oriented and the whole thing is more like getting taken care of by a servant of some kind. They're not pretending to like you or anything.. They make sure you're fully taken care of no matter what.

[NortonsHeiny]

lost my virginity in the " pink flamingo hotel" in Atlantic city... 20 bucks, hot blonde...

Wait Dandy that is where I used to work my undercover hooker detail & I am blond........

[WOWmagnet]

How safe is craigs list? I always wanted to try, but the thought of the Cops showing up to my apartment scares me into just playing with my bird in front of the computer and calling it a night. Anyone have any thoughts on the Craiglist thing?

Um, they can't show up at your apartment. If you go to someone else's place there COULD be a sting but not likely.

[25133WhooOoAH]

Come to think of it...I would def bang a hooker

[Sinn Fein]

Wait Dandy that is where I used to work my undercover hooker detail & I am blond........

:icon_eek:

[Special Eddie]

once.
I was so nervous that NOTHING happened. If you know what I mean.

[commish13]

I once threw a chick a buck to see her tits. I guess that's much more akin to just seeing a stripper, though.

I think that something like the Bunny Ranch is always a possibility, but any other way is just too risky in a number of ways.

[BallJuice]

I've always had ways of gettin it when I needed it with out paying for it...

But what the hell if I ever needed it that badly sure I'd get a hooker, I mean you can't get AIDS twice.

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

My cousin used to take me to this whorehouse where pretty much all of them didn't speak english(hoochiemamas) but, they served their purpose like good migrant workers. After they got me laid, they would massage me for the rest of the time i paid for.

Some of them were actually hot.

[Glenn Dandy]

Wait Dandy that is where I used to work my undercover hooker detail & I am blond........

never got to thank you... thanks:action-sm

best 4 seconds of your life wasn't it. no wonder you didnt arrest me.


Jeeeze that was 23 years ago,,, havn't gotten sex since.

[duckslayer]

Am a truck driver and from the time I was 24 to 32 was with many. Everything from lot lizards to the houses in juarez and nevada. Several massage parlors and escorts to the motel room. Had a decent paying job but was gone 2 months at a time and since I dont drink or smoke and dont like bars I figured what the hell, lets play with some whores.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Went over to Windsor a couple years ago. After trying for hours to find a phone directory with the 'escort services' page NOT ripped out, I called one of the agencies. The only thing that stopped me was the price. I wasn't about to pay 250 for the bitch to show up and discuss further fees for services rendered. Plus, I was told they would only show up to hotels, so there was that expense.

That, and I'm not about to test fate with an 8 Mile hooker.

[Flashman]

Hookers = no
Massage parlours = yes
= safer
= often you can touch the girl (almost) everywhere
= cheaper
= you actually get a real massage out of it too (most of the time)
= technically not cheating... (?? OK, maybe I'm stretching there, but I did it when single anyways)

In some parts of Europe (maybe also elsewhere) you can also get "private shows", which is basically a club where you go into a room with a girl so she can give you a private strip-tease. It is not expensive, you pay the house for dance, but then you pay extras to the girl directly depending on how far you and her go. Most won't go all the way, but all will at least provide a strip + hand-job :jerkoff1:.

[Ari Shaffir]

I got one once in Tijuana. I went down there with Bobby Lee. He got 2 in a row. I just got one. It was day time and I was nervous to be there and I could barely keep a boner. She kept trying to blow me through the condom with is about as useless as getting a blowjob through a condom and I'd work it up barely enough to get it back inside her for a couple dozen strokes before it would get flaccid again. Eventually we called it a day and she showered as I dressed and headed back downstairs.

Then I went back again when I had a girlfriend, so I just paid for a friend of mine to get one and I watched them fuck and beat off to it. That costed an extra 30 bucks.

[notmikeh]

had em. loved it. sugest some of you try it.

[Smokezilla]

I'm with Opie. . . I can't even bang my wife if she doesn't act like she really wants it. If she just lays there like she's "just goin' through the motions", I won't even waste my time.

[HumpX]

My friends bachelor party. We hired a chick and her friend for a lesbo show. The sold relief after the show. They made out well.

Oh, and when my first wife was in her last month of pregnancy she allowed me to get a BJ from the local whore at the bar I used to go to. She was wearing a Members Only jacket. I felt like I was getting head from Pat Cooper.

[NortonsHeiny]

[QUOTE=Glenn Dandy;2501717]never got to thank you... thanks:action-sm

best 4 seconds of your life wasn't it. no wonder you didnt arrest me.


Yes it was a wild 4 second ride, I felt so bad for you I told the boys to cut you loose.(!) I was always somewhat insulted when I got a solicit that I felt was monetarily beneath me...That is until I did undercover work in the fine town of Lakewood. The jews there really lived up that frugal rep....

[THE FEZ MAN]

i have to vote pee in butt

[alabamatrucker]

Ive been with around 15 hookers. Most were in mexico only a few in the states. I have had many pleasurable experiences and a few shitty experiences.

[Deebomber]

One time, Vegas 2004 playing craps at the MGM up about $1500 and the hottest 6 foot brunette I've ever seen slides up next to me and says hi. 34C's legs till Tuesday and an ass you can bounce a quarter off. She's wearing a halter top and mini skirt. We get to talking and laughing have a few scotchs (I tipped the waitress a hundred dollar chip, didn't know I did after all those scotchs) anyway i finally finish with my winnings and she hands me a card and said to call her. Here it was I thought she liked me for my handsome looks and charm. My buddies are still laughing that I tipped the waitress a hundred. So I tell my pals this broad is a hooker no way am I calling her. Well fast forward to about 3am getting back to my room and I say fuck it why not you only live once. I call her she remembers who I was and tells me it's $250 for an hour and I can do whatever I want. So I say come on over I'm at the Monte Carlo. Half hour later knock at the door and there is this hot hooker standing there. Before she got there I dropped a batch then pop a blue. She gets naked and man what a body I'm talking playboy shit. Anything I want she says just bag it and don't cum in her. I pay her and off we go. She blows me then I bang her every which way I could think of. Blow a load on her tits then tit bang her. What an experience. The hour is up and she says if I want she'll give me another hour since it's late at no charge. So I bang her out for another hour like the champ that I am. I didn't bang her in the ass but I did between the most lovely set of tight ass cheeks I ever saw. She left and I have the sweetest memory ever. I got to go back to Vegas soon.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i dont even like strippers, as a matter of fact i fucking hate them

[Rackrunner]

Back in 88, I was the new guy in my unit at Hahn AB, Germany. Procedure called that any single guy got immediately brought to the Frankfort red light district for a proper welcome to Europe.

[clrd2lnd]

everybody pays for pussy....

[DJ Evel Ed]

i dont even like strippers, as a matter of fact i fucking hate them

Stripper=bad. Hooker=more gooder.
Big difference between spending $40 to maybe touch a nipple or $40 to get sucked & fucked.

[mr. sin]

One time, Vegas 2004 playing craps at the MGM up about $1500 and the hottest 6 foot brunette I've ever seen slides up next to me and says hi. 34C's legs till Tuesday and an ass you can bounce a quarter off. She's wearing a halter top and mini skirt. We get to talking and laughing have a few scotchs (I tipped the waitress a hundred dollar chip, didn't know I did after all those scotchs) anyway i finally finish with my winnings and she hands me a card and said to call her. Here it was I thought she liked me for my handsome looks and charm. My buddies are still laughing that I tipped the waitress a hundred. So I tell my pals this broad is a hooker no way am I calling her. Well fast forward to about 3am getting back to my room and I say fuck it why not you only live once. I call her she remembers who I was and tells me it's $250 for an hour and I can do whatever I want. So I say come on over I'm at the Monte Carlo. Half hour later knock at the door and there is this hot hooker standing there. Before she got there I dropped a batch then pop a blue. She gets naked and man what a body I'm talking playboy shit. Anything I want she says just bag it and don't cum in her. I pay her and off we go. She blows me then I bang her every which way I could think of. Blow a load on her tits then tit bang her. What an experience. The hour is up and she says if I want she'll give me another hour since it's late at no charge. So I bang her out for another hour like the champ that I am. I didn't bang her in the ass but I did between the most lovely set of tight ass cheeks I ever saw. She left and I have the sweetest memory ever. I got to go back to Vegas soon.

damn your story gave me a hardon!

hahaha!

yes i would fuck a hooker!
but not sure if i have the spidey senses to stay away from the 5-0!

[Deadbent]

Nah, Op pretty much summed it up, as to why.
No hookers, no escorts, not even strip joints really.

[peas hode]

Then I went back again when I had a girlfriend, so I just paid for a friend of mine to get one and I watched them fuck and beat off to it. That costed an extra 30 bucks.

so wait a sec...you paid money to jerk off watching your friend get naked and fuck a whore? sounds pretty gay to me

never had any interest...had the opportunity a couple of times (and i left the room while my friend banged one) but it just never was something that was worth the risk to me

[BrotherMan]

personnally im just too much of a softee i guess. knowing that this girl got fucked by so many guys and is doing it most likely out of force from a pimp or even her dad( an old friend of mine had this happen to her and its tragic) kills the whole experience. also like op said its just awkward for me if the girl doenst really like me.

[Slow Bollards]

Never have, but never say never. Its been almost three months b/c we just had a kid, and I can imagine how nice some strage would be.

[topher520]

has anyone ever used Craigs list? Is it safe or Will a Cop show up at my door?

Thats the main reason I never have had a Hooker. I dont want to call whoever and say " Hey I'm in jail and can you come get me?" Oh why are you in jail? Ummmmmm Craigs list.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

"I don't pay hookers for sex.. I pay them to leave." -- Charlie Schene circa 1994

[hoo cares]

kinda agree with Ope on this one. Well, maybe a hummer.