Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 03/14/08 - "I got my own listening thread, thread"

[Goober]

Hiya:action-sm

http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[Sam_Adams]

Howdy cunt :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.
I've arrived into this listening thread, and yea, Hilarity has ensued.

[Chester'sLiver]

Hi...I've got nothing else...

[krisko]

hiya buddays!

[KNUCKLEUP]

Good Morning, World.
I've arrived into this listening thread, and yea, Hilarity has ensued.

"well, it's about time!" [/soundboard]

whatup, deeks :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Buddaaaaaaaaaaaays!!!!!!!

[CM Mark]

hiya buddays

[KNUCKLEUP]

*tapdance* :gh:

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy my Buddays!!!

[crippledalbino]

Not that any of us here are bastions of inside information, but do we know if we at least get Ron and Fez next week?

[Chester'sLiver]

Not that any of us here are bastions of inside information, but do we know if we at least get Ron and Fez next week?

they don't usually take vacations at the same time.....so to answer your question..I have no idea...


Krisko, comment?

[crippledalbino]

they don't usually take vacations at the same time.....so to answer your question..I have no idea...


Krisko, comment?

Well, they do around Christmas time and such, or when they're building new studios, or when the whole show stops coming to work and the bbbboys are also suspended, or...

[CM Mark]

*tapdance* :gh:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

[Goober]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

Ewww! Looks like we have a special wackbagger.

[stillbornstew]

*tapdance* :gh:
at least i could get high priced hookers if i make it to public office.

VOTE FOR ME!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

nonstop lawffs :action-sm

Ewww! Looks like we have a special wackbagger.

:icon_redf

:(

:cry3:

<---------- handicapable

[krisko]

they don't usually take vacations at the same time.....so to answer your question..I have no idea...


Krisko, comment?

i have no comment at this time

[MilkmanDan]

I have it on good authority that they plan on taking a vacation sometime in the future.

[Goober]

I have it on good authority that they plan on taking a vacation sometime in the future.

Shushhhhhhhhhh! You were supposed to keep it under your hat.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooooo I like when the show starts..

[KNUCKLEUP]

ooooooo CL something something...

[Friday]

so i am on episode three of Lost... and oh boy this show is addicting!

Happy Pre-St Patty's Friday, buddays!

[Goober]

A little Malcolm X? Is Earl back on intros?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

A little Malcolm X? Is Earl back on intros?
Just wait...if Obama wins we're going to hear nothing but full speaches by Farrakhan, H. Rapp Brown, and Kamau Kambon (http://carolinajournal.com/exclusives/display_exclusive.html?id=2869)

[dolemyte]

Buddies

[Deadbent]

Awwww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.


One. Eight six six. Ron zero Fez.


I'm Deadbent, there's an oppressed black.

[Sam_Adams]

so i am on episode three of Lost... and oh boy this show is addicting!

Happy Pre-St Patty's Friday, buddays!

I just thought that I'd let you know that Jin dies and isn't around to see his baby born off of the island :action-sm

[Friday]

I just thought that I'd let you know that Jin dies and isn't around to see his baby born off of the island :action-sm

i watched that episode last night, douchey face, so you didn't roon anything for me :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

MoveOn.org can suck my fat cock

[Sam_Adams]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

Who is that retard? :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

i watched that episode last night, douchey face, so you didn't roon anything for me :action-sm

:D Just trying incase it was pre-empted by some of the basketball tournies

[krisko]

Awwww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.


One. Eight six six. Ron zero Fez.


I'm Deadbent, there's an oppressed black.



best. deadintro. ever. :p

[stillbornstew]

so i am on episode three of Lost... and oh boy this show is addicting!

Happy Pre-St Patty's Friday, buddays!
hiya sweetie.

[Arch Stanton]

so i am on episode three of Lost... and oh boy this show is addicting!

Happy Pre-St Patty's Friday, buddays!

Just started watching Found. Pretty good.

[Sam_Adams]

ooooooooooo I like when the show starts..

Yeah, a littlehttp://www.bagnol.org/KK/little-bird-5.gif told me

[dolemyte]

I just thought that I'd let you know that Jin dies and isn't around to see his baby born off of the island :action-sm


You mother....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You mother....
Shut your mouth!!
But he's talkin' bout Lost!
We can dig it.....



oh please Ronnie, make it stop :arrrh: :arrrh: :yuck2: :puke:

[Goober]

Boooooooooooooooo!

[Sam_Adams]

You mother....

Don't worry, the black guy who disappeared while looking for his kid shows back up on a ship and calls himself Kevin Johnson now. He's also a spy :action-sm

[krisko]

boooooooooooooooooo

[MilkmanDan]

Thought I had channel 65 on for a second there, whew

[Chester'sLiver]

boooooooooooooooooo

oh you know this is your ringtone....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh you know this is your ringtone....

no, but Homer's Booooooooooo is my text message noise

[CM Mark]

Who is that retard? :action-sm

That's our very own lovely Knuckleup. With a few drinks in her

[stillbornstew]

Who is that retard? :action-sm
looks ALMOST like this one....

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.3a1fceeed0.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=516&i=sarah1sm8.jpg)

ok, she's gonna KILL me. *hides*

[Chester'sLiver]

no, but Homer's Booooooooooo is my text message noise

damn it I wanted that but I couldn't find it online..Hook a brother up...Right now my text is still Steve noises..

[Goober]

oh you know this is your ringtone....

Boooooooo! is my inner monologue.

[dolemyte]

Should be popular with the Long Island party crowd... guidos and guidettes will be blasting this on Z-100

[crippledalbino]

damn it I wanted that but I couldn't find it online..Hook a brother up...Right now my text is still Steve noises..

And you call yourself a fan? That's SOOOOO four months ago!

[Sam_Adams]

That's our very own lovely Knuckleup. With a few drinks in her

I know who it is mister :action-sm

[Tippy Toms Toes]

Hello there everybody

[Goober]

damn it I wanted that but I couldn't find it online..Hook a brother up...Right now my text is still Steve noises..

I still have the reading rainbow for my emails.

[Sam_Adams]

looks ALMOST like this one....

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.3a1fceeed0.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=516&i=sarah1sm8.jpg)

ok, she's gonna KILL me. *hides*

...should I ask why you have these photos of her? :)

[Chester'sLiver]

Lilly is beautiful and all but for 2 grand she would need to do a LOT more...

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon buddays

[Goober]

looks ALMOST like this one....

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.3a1fceeed0.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=516&i=sarah1sm8.jpg)

ok, she's gonna KILL me. *hides*

It's adorable when they are about to cry.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

$2,000 for skull? Sorry Lilly, if I'm shelling out 4 digits, you're giving up the knot and going ATM

[dolemyte]

2 grand? I could rent my own lil fifdom of chicks in Chinatown... not that i would or know of such places...

[MilkmanDan]

Should be popular with the Long Island party crowd... guidos and guidettes will be blasting this on Z-100

Ah the last bastion of the Iroc-Z, Long Island

Oh wait I had one. I'll shutup.

[crippledalbino]

$2,000 for skull? Sorry Lilly, if I'm shelling out 4 digits, you're giving up the knot and going ATM

and fuckin' by ATM, you mean that she's gonna be giving you change.

[Sam_Adams]

It's adorable when they are about to cry.

Crying because she stole a piece of clothing? :P She's supposed to leave the anti-theft RFID in he store :D

[stillbornstew]

...should I ask why you have these photos of her? :)
:D
It's adorable when they are about to cry.
well, the story does finish w/ her being all smiles

[crippledalbino]

Alright, back and freshly fed.
Eating a burger-sub today instead of a pathetic cup of soup.
Mmmm.
And then what happened?

[Goober]

:D

well, the story does finish w/ her being all smiles

A happy ending perhaps?

[crippledalbino]

:D

well, the story does finish w/ her being all smiles

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/25/pt_janet_leigh_ent-lead__200x259.jpg<<<<Not a smile

[dolemyte]

Is it wrong to wish that he and Biggie were in the opposite seats the night BIG got shot?

[krisko]

hahahahah <3 Lilly!!

"I don't think it would be any of them"

[stillbornstew]

A happy ending perhaps?
she went out and had a good time. ;)

[Sam_Adams]

Blacks are fresh and clean? How about that new study saying that 50% of black teen girls have an STD vs 20% of whites.

[Goober]

Dwayne Wayne was the besssssssssssst!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e30/emjae_creative/kadeem-hardison-as-dwayne-wayne.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Is it wrong to wish that he and Biggie were in the opposite seats the night BIG got shot?

who? :martianvirus:



did you know BOO got shot?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

looks ALMOST like this one....

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1747/sarah1sm8.3a1fceeed0.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=516&i=sarah1sm8.jpg)

ok, she's gonna KILL me. *hides*

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3368/poutyug9.jpg? "whaa"

[dolemyte]

Wow Lilly, not like im feeling her or anything, but damn...

*Goes cries in the bosom of a fat thrashy white chick*

[Arch Stanton]

Dwayne Wayne was the besssssssssssst!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e30/emjae_creative/kadeem-hardison-as-dwayne-wayne.jpg

Ah, but Re-ron was killer.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ewww Pitzy buys Sean John stuff?

Anything made by a rapper is NOT fashion.

[Friday]

foooooooooooooood tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime





but my food is only in my kitchen so i will be back within minutes!

[stillbornstew]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3368/poutyug9.jpg? "whaa"
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

she can haez user name kleptodup?

[krisko]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3368/poutyug9.jpg? "whaa"
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Ewww Pitzy buys Sean John stuff?

Anything made by a rapper is NOT fashion.

x2

[Ted the Poster]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3368/poutyug9.jpg? "whaa"

:clap::clap::clap::haha7::clap::clap::clap:

[crippledalbino]

Wow Lilly, not like im feeling her or anything, but damn...

*Goes cries in the bosom of a fat thrashy white chick*

So many ways to go with this... like, weird punctuation, you weren't feeling her to start with, and what the hell is thrashy?

[Ted the Poster]

Ewww Pitzy buys Sean John stuff?

Anything made by a rapper is NOT fashion.

Except for their songs. Which are NOT music.

[Tippy Toms Toes]

Ewwww, Lilly only washes her hair 2x a week.

[Chester'sLiver]

I shower at least twice a day....I had no idea that was unusual...

[Ted the Poster]

So many ways to go with this... like, weird punctuation, you weren't feeling her to start with, and what the hell is thrashy?

All the white kids will be saying 'thrashy' in a few months.

[mikek]

*Goes cries in the bosom of a fat thrashy white chick*

hot

[crippledalbino]

I shower at least twice a day....I had no idea that was unusual...

Trying to wash the shame away?

[dolemyte]

So many ways to go with this... like, weird punctuation, you weren't feeling her to start with, and what the hell is thrashy?


LOl.. Wondering if i'd get caught on that. i'm at work, typing too fast to make sense

Trashy...

[Tippy Toms Toes]

God damn Ronny boy is killin me today.

[KNUCKLEUP]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

she can haez user name kleptodup?

it was a victoria's secret braaaaaaaa :(

they forgot to take the tag off. i had to dremel through it and rip the rest off with pliers and a flathead screwdriver.

astoundingly the bra survived unscathed.

it it makes my tits look fantastic.

:icon_cool

[Goober]

Ewwww, Lilly only washes her hair 2x a week.

I would always shoot for the hair to mark my territory & make her wash it.

[Friday]

So many ways to go with this... like, weird punctuation, you weren't feeling her to start with, and what the hell is thrashy?

jeez, Crippy.....you're always picking on people... big linguistic bully.

[Sam_Adams]

I started losing hair when I was 18. I shaved my head bald when I was 19 and have kept it that way since really.

[DonTheTrucker]

Except for their songs. Which are NOT music.

I'd rather people has his tripe on their Ipods than make wearing pin striped zoot suits with the pants down over their asses acceptable.

[crippledalbino]

All the white kids will be saying 'thrashy' in a few months.

Cutting Edge:
http://gijoewars.com/photos/Thrasher1986.jpg

[Goober]

I shower at least twice a day....I had no idea that was unusual...

x2

[TheTruth]

Earl should get this for ingrown hairs, works great for my head
http://www.headblade.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/clearhead.jpg

[Goober]

it it makes my tits look fantastic.

:icon_cool

prove it.

[Sam_Adams]

it it makes my tits look fantastic.

:icon_cool

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it does. Don't lie to us. We can't be sure without photos :action-sm Start posting missy

[dolemyte]

In-grown beard hair... the one trait i'd gladly give to another race

[DonTheTrucker]

Hillary's beard
http://www.24headquarters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/300px-bill_clinton.jpg

[crippledalbino]

LOl.. Wondering if i'd get caught on that. i'm at work, typing too fast to make sense

Trashy...

jeez, Crippy.....you're always picking on people... big linguistic bully.

See?
He gets me!
I wasn't calling him a pathetic faggot (this time).

[Arch Stanton]

it was a victoria's secret braaaaaaaa :(

they forgot to take the tag off. i had to dremel through it and rip the rest off with pliers and a flathead screwdriver.

astoundingly the bra survived unscathed.

it it makes my tits look fantastic.

:icon_cool

Best rebuttal ever.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooooo JD sent me the homer boooooooooooooooo... SWEET.. Thanks again buddy..:D


edit: and I thoguht they looked good in that pic Sarah screw the stolen bra...

[stillbornstew]

it was a victoria's secret braaaaaaaa :(

they forgot to take the tag off. i had to dremel through it and rip the rest off with pliers and a flathead screwdriver.

astoundingly the bra survived unscathed.

it makes my tits look fantastic.

:icon_cool
AAAAAAAAAAAAND POST!!!!!!


i know what it was silly, you told me. :D

[crippledalbino]

I started losing hair when I was 18. I shaved my head bald when I was 19 and have kept it that way since really.

Good call.
I'm not bald, but I firmly believe that bald man>>>>>>>>>balding man

[Goober]

oooooooooooo JD sent me the homer boooooooooooooooo... SWEET.. Thanks again buddy..:D

I want it too.

[crippledalbino]

AAAAAAAAAAAAND POST!!!!!!


i know what it was silly, you told me. :D

Oooh, check out stewie rocking the name (or screencap) dropping!

[MilkmanDan]

Congrats on your documentary / special Mr. Adams

[DonTheTrucker]

World War 1 would make a pretty boring movie. Lots of sitting in trenches in between short violent fights.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hillary's beard
http://www.24headquarters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/300px-bill_clinton.jpg

Barack's beard
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/05/21/stories.michelle.jpg

[silentbob8201]

How does Pitzie not know Mel is from upstate New York?

[Sam_Adams]

Mel Gibson is an American Pitzy. He's not Australian. You fucking guinea

[Tippy Toms Toes]

I would always shoot for the hair to mark my territory & make her wash it.

:clap::clap:

[krisko]

I shower at least twice a day....I had no idea that was unusual...
:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

[Sam_Adams]

Congrats on your documentary / special Mr. Adams

Thank you :D

[crippledalbino]

<----direct descendent of John Adams/John Quincy Adams.

Yes, my bit today (every day) is the 'and then what happened?' post.

[TheTruth]

Mel Gibson is an American Pitzy. He's not Australian. You fucking guinea

Ummm Mel Gibson an Australian-American, so Pitz is partly right

[KNUCKLEUP]

...should I ask why you have these photos of her? :)

because i needed someone to cry to because i had a bra i couldn't wear :(

It's adorable when they are about to cry.

<---------- still petitioning for the return of crying standby

[Sam_Adams]

:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

And you wonder why your father left :(

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

Cum doesn't count as a shower, so I think your average is even less than that.

[Chester'sLiver]

Mel Gibson is an American Pitzy. He's not Australian. You fucking guinea

he was raised in Australia...

[Goober]

:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

I bet your cunt smells like hot garbage. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Barack's beard
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/05/21/stories.michelle.jpg

I think Barack's beard could grow a beard.

:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

Hot. (I know its your bit but I couldn't resist.)

Which reminds me, time to take a shower.

[stillbornstew]

Oooh, check out stewie rocking the name (or screencap) dropping!

:love: the sarah

:fu4: pew pew pew (i'm still in your head pumpkin)

[Sam_Adams]

Ummm Mel Gibson is from Australia

His parents moved there and he lived there until early 20s. He then moved to the US. He was born on US soil sir.

[Ted the Poster]

I shower at least twice a day....I had no idea that was unusual...
It's not unusual to take showers twice a day....
http://podcasts.thestranger.com/files/2007/04/jones-tom-photo-tom-jones-6227825.jpg

[silentbob8201]

he was raised in Australia...

If ya count being raised after the age of 12.

[mikek]

<------ greatly admires Ben Franklin. That dude r0ck3d.

[mikek]

<--------------- would hit that



http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/05/21/stories.michelle.jpg

[Goober]

because i needed someone to cry to because i had a bra i couldn't wear :(


It could be worse. Think what would happen if you had a mastectomy.

[krisko]

Cum doesn't count as a shower, so I think your average is even less than that.
good point
I bet your cunt smells like hot garbage. :action-sm
you're probably right.

[Tippy Toms Toes]

:icon_eek:
i shower every other day....maybe....ew i'm gross

Ughh, you dirty bitch


:action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ben may have wanted to abolish slavery, but that's cause he wanted to ship em home

[krisko]

<--------------- would hit that

would hit that with a baseball bat.

[crippledalbino]

:love: the sarah

:fu4: pew pew pew (i'm still in your head pumpkin)

Keep that thing away from my ears, I told you I don't want to play 'ear fuck the cripple' anymore.

[ZombieJellyfish]

I mean, really. I've come to (not love) but tolerate the red-headed maniac on this show. But he's out two days running, and listen to Fez. Calm, getting jokes off, and ACTUALLY SPEAKING.

Maybe ESD is just a better fit for another show.

[stillbornstew]

because i needed someone to cry to because i had a bra i couldn't wear :(

and i never got pics of how wonderful the tits looked in it. ;)
<------ loves siouxsie and the banshees avatar. :icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

would hit that with a baseball bat.

While screaming "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"

[Friday]

Good call.
I'm not bald, but I firmly believe that bald man>>>>>>>>>balding man

as i get older... and have interests in older men.... i am getting to be less critical of a balding man. it's only natural at some point for many men... and some guys look kind of sexy.

look at Ed Harris.... he is definitely a sexy balding man. a little on the tiny side for me but still a cutie pie.

[Goober]

I bet your cunt smells like hot garbage. :action-sm



you're probably right.

Do a situp & report back to me.

[TheTruth]

I mean, really. I've come to (not love) but tolerate the red-headed maniac on this show. But he's out two days running, and listen to Fez. Calm, getting jokes off, and ACTUALLY SPEAKING.

Maybe ESD is just a better fit for another show.

Wrong thread sir:action-sm

[dolemyte]

Ben may have wanted to abolish slavery, but that's cause he wanted to ship em home


So did Lincoln, it's all taken with a grain of salt

[Sam_Adams]

as i get older... and have interests in older men.... i am getting to be less critical of a balding man. it's only natural at some point for many men... and some guys look kind of sexy.

look at Ed Harris.... he is definitely a sexy balding man. a little on the tiny side for me but still a cutie pie.

I see how you are. It's fine...I understand :action-sm

[mikek]

I bet your cunt smells like hot garbage.

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/01/29/PH2007012900692.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

Do a situp


thats not right...Krisko isn't fat...thats a nasty rumor Stig started....




:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

would hit that with a baseball bat.

knew you were a size queen. no wonder you're watching basket ball games live all weekend.

[Sam_Adams]

So did Lincoln, it's all taken with a grain of salt

No, he really didn't want to abolish slavery but he knew it was something he had to do.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, Cinemax seems to come out with the newly released movies...

[stillbornstew]

as i get older... and have interests in older men.... i am getting to be less critical of a balding man. it's only natural at some point for many men... and some guys look kind of sexy.

look at Ed Harris.... he is definitely a sexy balding man. a little on the tiny side for me but still a cutie pie.
well, what about 34 year old BALD men. around 5'4"ish.


just asking........ :icon_lol:

[Goober]

<------- Waits till a movie comes on HBO, Show, or Stars. Then DVR's it and maybe watches it many many months later.

[Ted the Poster]

as i get older... and have interests in older men.... i am getting to be less critical of a balding man. it's only natural at some point for many men... and some guys look kind of sexy.

look at Ed Harris.... he is definitely a sexy balding man. a little on the tiny side for me but still a cutie pie.

(looks in mirror) Damn. Still got all my hair. :icon_conf

[dolemyte]

LOL... Didn't have 'legit' cable till i was 10. We stole HBO all the time before that

[crippledalbino]

knew you were a size queen. no wonder you're watching basket ball games live all weekend.

If I were you, I'd find out which team she's stalking for 'autographs' and then put all your life's savings on the other team.

[mikek]

well, what about 34 year old BALD men. around 5'4"ish.

<------------ filling up

[ArthurT.Opless]

<----direct descendent of John Adams/John Quincy Adams.



WOW I never knew those two hooked up. Congratulations sir.

[Sam_Adams]

Ben...wanted to ship em home

:( too bad they couldn't make that happen.

[stillbornstew]

LOL... Didn't have 'legit' cable till i was 10. We stole HBO all the time before that

thanks for ruining the stereotype mister.

[crippledalbino]

WOW I never knew those two hooked up. Congratulations sir.

It's true.
You should make a soup joke.


Wait, what?

[Chester'sLiver]

LOL... Didn't have 'legit' cable till i was 10. We stole all the time before that and after...
really bustin up those stereotypes aren't we? :action-sm

[Tippy Toms Toes]

Hey these guys aren't goin on vacation next week too, are they?

[krisko]

Do a situp & report back to me.
yup, it was as we suspected. i'll be taking a shower shortly
LOL... Didn't have 'legit' cable till i was 10. We stole HBO all the time before that
figures


:action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Best rebuttal ever.

:icon_cool

hahaha, thanks

oooooooooooo JD sent me the homer boooooooooooooooo... SWEET.. Thanks again buddy..:D


edit: and I thoguht they looked good in that pic Sarah screw the stolen bra...

wasn't stoooolleeeeennnnnn :cry3:

[mikek]

<----direct descendent of John Adams/John Quincy Adams.

That's actually pretty impressive.

Almost equally so, I used to live in Quincy.


(anything?)

[dolemyte]

thanks for ruining the stereotype mister.

Yup...:action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

figures


:action-sm

"White people are so scared of black people"

[silentbob8201]

Fez's idea came to him watching an episode of Star Trek.

[mikek]

Hey these guys aren't goin on vacation next week too, are they?

<--------------- was wondering the same thing

<--------------- driving the arrow thing into the ground

[dolemyte]

Glad so many ppl hit the softball i threw out the park lol

[Sam_Adams]

Yup...:action-sm

Were you baptised with a 40.oz too? :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

figures
:action-sm
DAMN Sam beat me to it...

[TheTruth]

That's actually pretty impressive.

Almost equally so, I used to live in Quincy.


(anything?)

I have been to Quincy

[crippledalbino]

That's actually pretty impressive.

Almost equally so, I used to live in Quincy.


(anything?)

Uh... so did I, North Quincy, then Wollaston, and now Weymouth.
Untapped Hilarity in mentioning where I used to live, see?

[crippledalbino]

I have been to Quincy

Was it for a muuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder?

[Goober]

I was on a 16 hour flight back from Tel Aviv on cheap Jew Airlines. It was HELL!!!!!. They had to change planes too what I believe to be a commuter plane. We had to stop & refuel because this puddle jumper could not make it the entire way.

[Sam_Adams]

DAMN Sam beat me to it...

I know, it comes naturally with simply being a better human being than you :action-sm

[dolemyte]

Were you baptised with a 40.oz too? :action-sm


Haaaate 40's since i was old enough to get real liqour in JHS...

Henny and Yac changed my life....

[ZombieJellyfish]

Next big thing in science?

Smoke pants.

[mikek]

In all seriousness, the single development that will change the world: nuclear fusion.

I was so excited when they 'almost' perfected it back in the late 80's.

[Hidden_Rage]

Hi buddays I haven't heard the show in 2 weeks for being really, really busy and I don't hear any Dave... It's a good thing so far, but what happened to Dave? Did he get fired yet?

[Goober]

yup, it was as we suspected. i'll be taking a shower shortly


Once you clean up, you can come sit on my face. :action-sm

[ArthurT.Opless]

That's actually pretty impressive.

Almost equally so, I used to live with Quincy.


(anything?)

Really, on his houseboat?

[Sam_Adams]

Hi buddays I haven't heard the show in 2 weeks for being really, really busy and I don't hear any Dave... It's a good thing so far, but what happened to Dave? Did he get fired yet?

luckily his uncle died and gave him a reason to be gone from work for two days

[KNUCKLEUP]

and i never got pics of how wonderful the tits looked in it. ;)
<------ loves siouxsie and the banshees avatar. :icon_roll

oooooo it's louise brooks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise_Brooks), though siouxsie is also a great idea...

[Chester'sLiver]

I know, it comes naturally with simply being a better human being than you :action-sm

<---------- the Champ of 202....

Thats all I have to say about that...

[crippledalbino]

Haaaate 40's since i was old enough to get real liqour in JHS...

Henny and Yac changed my life....
:icon_neut
I'm trying to run this through babelfish and am just getting nothing.
Hi buddays I haven't heard the show in 2 weeks for being really, really busy and I don't hear any Dave... It's a good thing so far, but what happened to Dave? Did he get fired yet?

Misinformation, Misinformation, meatspin, rinse, repeat.

[dolemyte]

Nanotechnology is something i hope to see in my life time...

[krisko]

Was it for a muuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder?
you beat me to it
I was on a 16 hour flight back from Tel Aviv on cheap Jew Airlines. It was HELL!!!!!. They had to change planes too what I believe to be a commuter plane. We had to stop & refuel because this puddle jumper could not make it the entire way.
oof

i had an 11 hour flight from London to Houston, that was awful. then i had to turn around and take a 4 hour flight from Houston to Grand Rapids

[Deadbent]

Hi, I'm Deadbent from the Future.
I found a clip of Earl successfully cyborged for you.

TK1WBA9Xl3c

[Ted the Poster]

Nanotechnology is something i hope to see in my life time...

You won't, unless you own a microscope.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Now whats this about bald guys?

I must be in a really good mood for some reason today, I even put my contacts in for the first time in months....

[mikek]

I was on a 16 hour flight back from Tel Aviv on cheap Jew Airlines. It was HELL!!!!!.

Ugh. I went to Fiji for my honeymoon; 36 hrs door-to-door. It was stunning beyond description, but it's definitely a 'once in a lifetime' thing. I felt like a zombie for 2 days afterward.


Next big thing in science? Smoke pants.

:clap:

[crippledalbino]

you beat me to it

oof

i had an 11 hour flight from London to Houston, that was awful. then i had to turn around and take a 4 hour flight from Houston to Grand Rapids

And the worst part of that whole endeavor is that you ended up in Grand Rapids.

[Sam_Adams]

I must be in a really good mood for some reason today, I even put my contacts in for the first time in months....

That has GOT to suck to wear glasses/contacts.

Luckily I was born with perfect vision :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim..It just seems odd to me for some reason..

[Goober]

Fun Fact: I heard Van Morrison on the BBC last night commenting on the Music industry today. He says it is shit because everyone is living in the past. BTW: New Album on April Fools.

[mikek]

Really, on his houseboat?

great screen name, BTW.

[Ted the Poster]

Why is nobody jumping on Pitzy for saying he was the only one who couldn't breath underwater?

[crippledalbino]

Now whats this about bald guys?

I must be in a really good mood for some reason today, I even put my contacts in for the first time in months....

Friday was saying that she doesn't mind the baldING men, so this is your cue to start growing that airplane neck pillow of a hair pattern back.

[stillbornstew]

Haaaate 40's since i was old enough to get real liqour in JHS...

Henny and Yac changed my life....
is that what got you into holding up liquor stores? :action-sm
oooooo it's louise brooks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise_Brooks), though siouxsie is also a great idea...
seee.......still in your head. :p

[dolemyte]

I know what Pitzy means... i almost drowned at Sesame Place following after some chick...

[Ted the Poster]

Fun Fact: I heard Van Morrison on the BBC last night commenting on the Music industry today. He says it is shit because everyone is living in the past. BTW: New Album on April Fools.

He's right about the music industry sucking. But his albums aren't helping.

[crippledalbino]

That has GOT to suck to wear glasses/contacts.

Luckily I was born with perfect vision :action-sm

And the wavy guy is because you really WEREN'T born with perfect vision??
I swear to god, just when I think I have these fucking emoticons down...

[krisko]

Now whats this about bald guys?

I must be in a really good mood for some reason today, I even put my contacts in for the first time in months....
:)
And the worst part of that whole endeavorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is that you ended up in Grand Rapids.

fixed

and yes, that is correct

[Goober]

Susan Zapper is a Cunt!

[Tippy Toms Toes]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim..It just seems odd to me for some reason..

Only if its a grown white man

[stillbornstew]

YO DAWG!!!!! CAN I HAEZ CHEEZEBURGER?

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9752/odogrd9.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

I knwo what Pitzy means... i almost drowned at Sesame Place following after some chick...

just let go of her purse next time..

[Sam_Adams]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim..It just seems odd to me for some reason..

I find it odd when men say they can't butcher their own game, hunt, fish and handle firearms. It's odd to me.

[mikek]

He's right about the music industry sucking. But his albums aren't helping.

yeah. he's been calling it in for quite a while now.

[MilkmanDan]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim..It just seems odd to me for some reason..

It is if you're white. I know alot of black guys that cant swim for whatever reason.

[ArthurT.Opless]

great screen name, BTW.

Thank you sir.

[crippledalbino]

I know what Pitzy means... i almost drowned at Sesame Place following after some chick...
Oooh! I know who you are!
http://tebevents.com/gordonelmosmall.jpg

[Friday]

Friday was saying that she doesn't mind the baldING men, so this is your cue to start growing that airplane neck pillow of a hair pattern back.

lol I actually dig bald guys too... but on some guys, balding actually looks better. it's person to person.

anyway... it's the eyes that get me first anyway :icon_mrgr

[Sam_Adams]

And the wavy guy is because you really WEREN'T born with perfect vision??
I swear to god, just when I think I have these fucking emoticons down...

No, I do have perfect vision. That time I was just poking fun at the blind bats on the board and taunting with a wavy guy :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Friday was saying that she doesn't mind the baldING men, so this is your cue to start growing that airplane neck pillow of a hair pattern back.

Ouch.

Thank god I have a huge cock.

[mikek]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim.


I do. Unless he's a negro.



<rimshot>
try the veal!

[crippledalbino]

I find it odd when men say they can't butcher their own game, hunt, fish and handle firearms. It's odd to me.
:icon_neut
Yeah, but I know how to apply deoderant, so there's that going for me.
It is if you're white. I know alot of black guys that cant swim for whatever reason.

Are some of them your best friends?

[TheTruth]

am I the only one that thinks its odd when a grown man says I can't swim..It just seems odd to me for some reason..

Only when it is a white man does it seem odd

[Chester'sLiver]

lol I actually dig bald guys too... but on some guys, balding actually looks better. it's person to person.

anyway... it's the eyes that get me first anyway :icon_mrgr

so you are saying the new Governor of NY has no chance...

[mikek]

Thank god I have a huge cock.

hot

[dolemyte]

It is if you're white. I know alot of black guys that cant swim for whatever reason.


I dunno, just never a big priority to learn... I can't even answer that one

[Ted the Poster]

I know what Pitzy means... i almost drowned at Sesame Place following after some chick...

Only if its a grown white man

It is if you're white. I know alot of black guys that cant swim for whatever reason.

[Jimmy the Greek] "Your black guys can't swim because the slave owners would breed them for high bone and muscle density, so they sink like rocks. And that's why they never escaped from islands."

[TheTruth]

lol I actually dig bald guys too... but on some guys, balding actually looks better. it's person to person.

anyway... it's the eyes that get me first anyway :icon_mrgr

What about gentlemen who choose to be bald

[crippledalbino]

lol I actually dig bald guys too... but on some guys, balding actually looks better. it's person to person.

anyway... it's the eyes that get me first anyway :icon_mrgr
Fair enough.
Ouch.

Thank god I have a huge cock in my ass.

Phone-it-in-Friday-Fixed

[crippledalbino]

so you are saying the new Governor of NY has no chance...

Heh.
So far in the running for the Crip Ell-Oh-Ell of the day award.

[TheTruth]

so you are saying the new Governor of NY has no chance...

The new Governor isn't bald.

Edited for my stupidity-I'm retarded didn't read the eyes part

[Ted the Poster]

yeah. he's been calling it in for quite a while now.

Everything after Gloria.

[DonTheTrucker]

That has GOT to suck to wear glasses/contacts.

Luckily I was born with perfect vision :action-sm

I was BORN with perfect vision too. Apparently reading a lot caused me to lose some of that, so I venture to say you'll never need glasses.

Now isn't there a possum that needs a-skinnin? :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

What about gentlemen who choose to be bald

You'd better have some bushy-ass eyebrows.

[crippledalbino]

I was BORN with perfect vision too. Apparently reading a lot caused me to lose some of that, so I venture to say you'll never need glasses.

Now isn't there a possum that needs a-skinnin? :action-sm

ZING!

[DonTheTrucker]

The new Governor isn't bald.

Edited for my stupidity-I'm retarded didn't read the eyes part

That he knows of....that could be a brillo pad duct taped to his head for all he knows.

[Ted the Poster]

I dunno, just never a big priority to learn... I can't even answer that one

Too bad. Because dat's where de gode at.

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/magazine/apimages/treasure.jpg :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Awww... Whatley posse with no Charles Manson!

[Goober]

Whatley Pussy! Oops, I mean Posse!

[Chester'sLiver]

Dru boogie mix for Sarah:
Whatley has a posse chhhcchch bing POsschchchchchccchchch
ssechchchchcch *scratch* chchc

[Sam_Adams]

It is if you're white. I know alot of black guys that cant swim for whatever reason.

That's why Angola prison is a good place for the negros. It's surrounded by a swamp

[crippledalbino]

Yay Mobo!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Awww... Whatley posse with no Charles Manson!

Lord Xenu? Anyone remember him? He was the bessst....

[krisko]

Mobo!!!!!

[Goober]

Dru boogie mix for Sarah:
Whatley has a posse chhhcchch bing POsschchchchchccchchch
ssechchchchcch *scratch* chchc

Boooooooooooooooo!

[Sam_Adams]

I was BORN with perfect vision too. Apparently reading a lot caused me to lose some of that, so I venture to say you'll never need glasses.

Now isn't there a possum that needs a-skinnin? :action-sm

No, you had a degree of macular degeneration. Reading has nothing to do with sight loss and neither do computer screens :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Lord Xenu? Anyone remember him? He was the bessst....

I don't remember him.
I remember Luthor Vandross, though.

[krisko]

Fargo!

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't remember him.
I remember Luthor Vandross, though.

is that Luther's brother..

[mikek]

Lord Xenu? Anyone remember him? He was the bessst....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/xenu-pam.jpg

[silentbob8201]

Fargo> No Country for Old Men

[crippledalbino]

Fargo!

Springfield!
(Are we just yelling out town names?)

[DonTheTrucker]

No, you had a degree of macular degeneration. Reading has nothing to do with sight loss and neither do computer screens :action-sm

And apparently not all hillbillies are funny. Damn Hee Haw for raising my expectations!:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

[Sam_Adams]

Fargo> No Country for Old Men

x2

[crippledalbino]

is that Luther's brother..

:icon_neut
No, it's a whole different family.
Hilarious coincidence though.
(You want me to start combing through your posts for misspellings there, sparkles? You wanna start this game?)

[ArthurT.Opless]

Heh.
So far in the running for the Crip Ell-Oh-Ell of the day award.

I would say that the ".....growing that airplane neck pillow of hair pattern.' line should also be in the running.

[Friday]

What about gentlemen who choose to be bald

are you fishing for a compliment here, sir?








because if you are... then you can have one... because you know you are an extreme cutie ;)

[mikek]

I was BORN with perfect vision too. Apparently reading a lot caused me to lose some of that, so I venture to say you'll never need glasses.

No, you had a degree of macular degeneration. Reading has nothing to do with sight loss and neither do computer screens

psssst... it was the masturbation.

[Arch Stanton]

has Dave even called in?

[Chester'sLiver]

:icon_neut
No, it's a whole different family.
Hilarious coincidence though.
(You want me to start combing through your posts for misspellings there, sparkles? You wanna start this game?)

You mean you don't do that already...

[crippledalbino]

I would say that the ".....growing that airplane neck pillow of hair pattern.' line should also be in the running.

Thank you sir, but I can't include my own posts in the running, or else I'd just be giving myself gold stars every single day.

[Sam_Adams]

And apparently not all hillbillies are funny. Damn Hee Haw for raising my expectations!:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

Hey bud, it's not show related, but answer me something.

Click on the two links (not Meatspin) and tell me which thing I should go buy in a few minutes for the AK-47.

Either a quad rail for the forearm or a folding stock.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS101-56003-2712.html
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS004-45472-1872.html

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh man...this would be fantastic

it saddens me that I'm sure Dave's in the background waiting to jump in and spoil it

[crippledalbino]

You mean you don't do that already...

Nope. Just the glaring ones that jump out and expose you for the bratwurst-fingered goof-ball that you are. But I could start the scrutiny...

[mikek]

because if you are... then you can have one... because you know you are an extreme cutie ;)

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/Rocketman3000/JameGumb-SilenceoftheLambs.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

has Dave even called in?

No its been fantastic.
There's actual conversations without the constant giggling and screaming.
Kinda like the listening threads from a year ago )

[KNUCKLEUP]

Dru boogie mix for Sarah:
Whatley has a posse chhhcchch bing POsschchchchchccchchch
ssechchchchcch *scratch* chchc

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[DonTheTrucker]

psssst... it was the masturbation.

Now that was funny. Sorta hack but still kinda funny.

Hey bud, it's not show related, but answer me something.

Click on the two links (not Meatspin) and tell me which thing I should go buy in a few minutes for the AK-47.

Either a quad rail for the forearm or a folding stock.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS101-56003-2712.html
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS004-45472-1872.html

Folding stock. You can hide the rifle under your trenchcoat better with that.

[Goober]

The umps touch kids.

[krisko]

my mom got thrown out of one of my basketball games for screaming at a ref

[crippledalbino]

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w158/hany-hippy/one_really_ugly_man_6f8_1152632721.jpg

You'd clearly fuck anything.

[Sam_Adams]

Folding stock. You can hide the rifle under your trenchcoat better with that.

Don't be silly, I'd use the P90 for that :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

No its been fantastic.
There's actual conversations without the constant giggling and screaming.
Kinda like the listening threads from a year ago )

Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be, right?

[ArthurT.Opless]

Hey bud, it's not show related, but answer me something.

Click on the two links (not Meatspin) and tell me which thing I should go buy in a few minutes for the AK-47.

Either a quad rail for the forearm or a folding stock.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS101-56003-2712.html
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AKS004-45472-1872.html

If I may interject. These options are for an AKS-47 NOT an AK-47. This would be a trick question sir.

[Ted the Poster]

No its been fantastic.
There's actual conversations without the constant giggling and screaming.
Kinda like the listening threads from a year ago )

Today's show is like some kind of Utopian Ron and Fez show.

[krisko]

ok guys, i'm going to go get ready for the MSU OSU game

look for me!!

[Chester'sLiver]

my mom got thrown out of one of my basketball games for screaming at a ref

My dad would yell things out at my basketball games but they never had anything to do with the game.. Just dumb inside jokes we had.. My dad is a maniac...

[Goober]

ok guys, i'm going to go get ready for the MSU OSU game

look for me!!

Go Sooners!

[Arch Stanton]

No its been fantastic.
There's actual conversations without the constant giggling and screaming.
Kinda like the listening threads from a year ago )

Miss those times....Miss APortablePhone

Miss Talk Radio Fans

[mikek]

Today's show is like some kind of Utopian Ron and Fez show.

This guy with the faggy voice.... I dunno who he is, but I love him!

[crippledalbino]

ok guys, i'm going to go get ready for the MSU OSU game

look for me!!

Found you!
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/2003_agent_cody_banks_011.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

ok guys, i'm going to go get ready for the MSU OSU game

look for me!!

Always lookin' for you

Have a great time and ...........

C-YA

[DonTheTrucker]

If I may interject. These options are for an AKS-47 NOT an AK-47. This would be a trick question sir.

Was that the joke? If so I didn't get it.

I can load, fire and clean a rifle. That's about all I know about them. I'm even a fairly good shot for a blind guy. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be, right?

<---------- nostalgic for the good ol' days of nostalgia :(

[mikek]

My dad would yell things out at my basketball games but they never had anything to do with the game.. Just dumb inside jokes we had.. My dad is a maniac...

I like him already.

Miss APortablePhone

He was the besssssst.

[Sam_Adams]

If I may interject. These options are for an AKS-47 NOT an AK-47. This would be a trick question sir.

Sorry, but an AK is hard to get your hands on in this country due to the limited number of licensed weapons due to the Firearm Owner's Protection Act of 1986.

But the stupid thing is that my father can just buy new automatics for himself (that he can't sell to civilians) to play with like the FN P90/SCAR and the like. Hell, an auto Glock 18 only costs about $1,700 on the market.

[Arch Stanton]

Found you!
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Agent_Cody_Banks/2003_agent_cody_banks_011.jpg

Hey...Albino

Fix the red x

[DonTheTrucker]

ok guys, i'm going to go get ready for the MSU OSU game

look for me!!

Bye!!!!!

Go Sooners!

You mean Buckeyes?

[crippledalbino]

Was that the joke? If so I didn't get it.

I can load, fire and clean a rifle. That's about all I know about them. I'm even a fairly good shot for a blind guy. :action-sm

I can't.
I haven't shot a gun since i was a kid and went out with these dudes to shoot government cans of stewed tomatoes with a .22.
I'm barely good with fake guns on video games.

[Ted the Poster]

<---------- nostalgic for the good ol' days of nostalgia :(

<---Loves Knuckly's pinup fetish.:)

[Sam_Adams]

Was that the joke? If so I didn't get it.

I can load, fire and clean a rifle. That's about all I know about them. I'm even a fairly good shot for a blind guy. :action-sm

He's just trying to be a smart ass :)

[mikek]

<---------- loves the ESD bashing. I recognize his talent, but it's much more suited for O&A.

[DonTheTrucker]

Dave's philosophy of putting other people down to make himself looks better sounds like 80% of the guys on here....

No wonder you people hate him, he stole your bit.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'd rather watch majority of those events at home..

[ArthurT.Opless]

Was that the joke? If so I didn't get it.

I can load, fire and clean a rifle. That's about all I know about them. I'm even a fairly good shot for a blind guy. :action-sm

Yes it was a poor example of gun humor and not at your expense sir. (no wavy guy)

[DonTheTrucker]

I can't.
I haven't shot a gun since i was a kid and went out with these dudes to shoot government cans of stewed tomatoes with a .22.
I'm barely good with fake guns on video games.

Fake guns don't kick and bruise your shoulder. :(

[mikek]

Kentucky Derby
http://blog.nola.com/entertainment/medium_mint_julip_large.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Preakness drink = crab juice

I'm pretty sure it's actually Natty Boh

[crippledalbino]

Hey...Albino

Fix the red x

Didn't realize it was a red x.
Done.

[MilkmanDan]

This guy with the faggy voice.... I dunno who he is, but I love him!

He really is a young up and Comer ! (hmm)
Breaking out the baby powder in honor of todays show

[crippledalbino]

Fake guns don't kick and bruise your shoulder. :(

No, and if I want kick-back and bruised shoulders, I go straight for the bull-fucking.


:icon_eek:
Wait, what?

[DonTheTrucker]

Money to lick pussy?

Oh I'm sure by the times I have this typed out 4 people will have beaten me to the punch so never mind....

[Friday]

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.


hot.

[crippledalbino]

Money to lick pussy?

Oh I'm sure by the times I have this typed out 4 people will have beaten me to the punch so never mind....

No, but I popped in a nice bestiality joke, because I'm a horrific mess.

[mikek]

[likes round numbers guy]
Oooooh... guess who's approaching 'official lack of a life'!
[/likes round numbers guy]



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[DonTheTrucker]

hot.

We're still talking about bald guys? Glad I shaved today! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

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DonTheTrucker
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I didn't see you praising the fact that I hit 8888 today.
Thanks, Pal.

[Sam_Adams]

No, and if I want kick-back and bruised shoulders, I go straight for the bull-fucking.


:icon_eek:
Wait, what?

I'm decent with weapons :) I can pop heads at 100 yrds with little snubby revolvers :action-sm
PKg9jISfOyg

[crippledalbino]

We're still talking about bald guys? Glad I shaved today! :action-sm

Ewww.... you mean, the butt?

[mikek]

<----------- doesn't smoke (never has), but hates anti-smoking laws.



then again, i'm a hardcore libertarian

[crippledalbino]

I'm decent with weapons :) I can pop heads at 100 yrds with little snubby revolvers :action-sm

And I'm sure that your mother would be very proud, if her head wasn't popped from ninety nine yards.

[dolemyte]

I picked the wrong decade to become a smoker... Bans suck

[MilkmanDan]

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DonTheTrucker

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"We accept him! We accept him! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!"

[DonTheTrucker]

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DonTheTrucker
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Trust me I reached that point long before Wackbag was even thought of.

http://eq.magelo.com/profile/83181

http://eq.magelo.com/profile/1279095

NOT MEATSPIN, but it shows where approximately 300 days of my life have gone :(

[Ted the Poster]

<---------- loves the ESD bashing. I recognize his talent, but it's much more suited for O&A.

NO!

[Friday]

are they actually there today? no calls so far.... odd.

i like the show today, nice flow.. no hyenas.... w00t!

[crippledalbino]

<----------- doesn't smoke (never has), but hates anti-smoking laws.



then again, i'm a hardcore libertarian

Yeah, I've smoked one (tobacco) cigarette my whole life and hate the liberties that are being taken from us.

[dolemyte]

Adult me <- rule keeper
Teen me <- rule breaker

No idea how i've never done time

[DonTheTrucker]

are they actually there today? no calls so far.... odd.
!

Todays show is great. You guys hate Dave, I hate the callers. We're all happy. :D

[Jimmy's Dignity]

holy fuck, Fezzie dropped $20k on a shitty therapist??

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

are they actually there today? no calls so far.... odd.

i like the show today, nice flow.. no hyenas.... w00t!

wow I didn't even notice that...Have they really not taken a call.. and come to think of it I don't think Ron has given out the number like usual..Wow good call Friday...

[crippledalbino]

That's a great fuckin' line. "All you have to do is bring your check home and light it on fire."

[Sam_Adams]

Adult me <- rule keeper
Teen me <- rule breaker

No idea how i've never done time

Wait, what? There are blacks in prisons?

[crippledalbino]

Todays show is great. You guys hate Dave, I hate the callers. We're all happy. :D

wow I didn't even notice that...Have they really not taken a call.. and come to think of it I don't think Ron has given out the number like usual..Wow good call Friday...

No, that's NO call Friday, not GOOD call Friday.

(That old gag...)

[KNUCKLEUP]

<---Loves Knuckly's pinup fetish.:)

<---------- loves Stig's appreciation of Knuckly's pinup fetish. :)

<---------- also loves arrows. :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

Adult me <- rule keeper
Teen me <- rule breaker

No idea how i've never done time

<----white rule keeper
Pretty good idea, actually

[dolemyte]

Wait, what? There are blacks in prisons?


Well my cousin did time with Amy Fisher...true story. Never asked if she hit that

[crippledalbino]

<---------- loves Stig's appreciation of Knuckly's pinup fetish. :)

<---------- also loves arrows. :icon_eek:

^^^^^^^
Agrees
<----digs the carrot thing also

[KNUCKLEUP]

<----------- doesn't smoke (never has), but hates anti-smoking laws.



then again, i'm a hardcore libertarian

*internet high 5 for libertarianism* :icon_cool

[Ted the Poster]

Todays show is great. You guys hate Dave, I hate the callers. We're all happy. :D

Seriously, though; are you actually MISSING Dave? Like, "Damn, I wish Dave was jumping into this conversation?"

[Sam_Adams]

Well my cousin did time with Amy Fisher...true story. Never asked if she hit that

I was in prison for a while. Fun times.

[crippledalbino]

I was in prison for a while. Fun times.

Tax Evasion?
(See? Gotta go a different direction with some of these jokes...)

[Ted the Poster]

<---------- also loves arrows. :icon_eek:

Obviously. What kind of fuckin' freak doesn't?

[DonTheTrucker]

<---------- also loves arrows. :icon_eek:

http://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/HTM/2003r1/images/fig-2c-01.gif

Likey?

[Friday]

15-20 minute poop?!? wtf, Pitzy!?!

[Deadbent]

Good question Fezzie...( is that this kids name? Fez?, geez, I swear I hear nothing but good things from this guy)

Might be more on the idea of bending. Not breaking. Rule breaker conotates something like "I don't give a fuck about rules".
Rules are there for a reason, usually, heh. Usually good reasons.
But conventional rules, wisdom, and acceptances should be tested and broken sometimes.

[DonTheTrucker]

Seriously, though; are you actually MISSING Dave? Like, "Damn, I wish Dave was jumping into this conversation?"

Honestly I hadn't noticed until they brought it up.

Are you missing the fucking hayseed trucker calls?

[dolemyte]

I was in prison for a while. Fun times.


Did it have the wiggers from that 'Banging in Little rock' HBO show? i think we can both agree that those fucks are bringing down the gene pool...

[Ted the Poster]

I was in prison for a while. Fun times.

Sedition?

[Stormrider666]

Honestly I hadn't noticed until they brought it up.

Are you missing the fucking hayseed trucker calls?

After the Blowhard phone call yesterday, I'm not missing the phone calls.

[dolemyte]

Fez is on fucking fire today

[Ted the Poster]

Honestly I hadn't noticed until they brought it up.

Are you missing the fucking hayseed trucker calls?

Fuck no. Nor am I missing the calls from and stories about the Bar 9 all-stars.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Obviously. What kind of fuckin' freak doesn't?

liberals.











:action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Fez is on fucking fire today

Word for word; I was just about to type that.
Instead, I ended up typing something even longer.
I stink.

[crippledalbino]

Sedition?

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~imw/jpg-Sandbanks/4SB-intertidal-sediment.jpg?
"whaa"

[Stormrider666]

Fez is on fucking fire today

Its happening for two reasons. One as Friday pointed out, this show is probably been pre-recorded yesterday afternoon. Two, there isn't somebody screaming constantly and stepping over his lines.

[mikek]

http://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/HTM/2003r1/images/fig-2c-01.gif

Likey?

hot

[Ted the Poster]

liberals.


:action-sm

And Custer's crew.

[DonTheTrucker]

Fuck no. Nor am I missing the calls from and stories about the Bar 9 all-stars.

There's something I can agree with you on.

That and the bondage stuff.

[mikek]

Fez is on fucking fire today

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/devil_duck/meonfire300pix.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

Sedition?

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~imw/jpg-Sandbanks/4SB-intertidal-sediment.jpg?
"whaa"

Sedition is a term of law which refers to covert conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority as tending toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws.

[Ted the Poster]

There's something I can agree with you on.

That and the bondage stuff.

And, of course, Arrows.----> :action-sm

[Hidden_Rage]

Oh joy, more Z-man in the future! :rolleyes:

[Sam_Adams]

Did it have the wiggers from that 'Banging in Little rock' HBO show? i think we can both agree that those fucks are bringing down the gene pool...

hahahaha who HASN'T seen that documentary? It's still a shithole. I know you will be offended but the blacks really have run down a few cities in Arkansas with their gang and drug shit.

I don't hate blacks or anything but I'm just being honest about the situation. I grew up in Pine Bluff which is just a drug infested shithole south of Little Rock.

[unklewilly]

Is ESD putting the "fun" in funeral? Maybe putting his uncles urn up his ass...

[dolemyte]

hahahaha who HASN'T seen that documentary? It's still a shithole. I know you will be offended but the blacks really have run down a few cities in Arkansas with their gang and drug shit.

I don't hate blacks or anything but I'm just being honest about the situation. I grew up in Pine Bluff which is just a drug infested shithole south of Little Rock.


Hey, it is what it is man. I consider you my gun loving nut job homeboy, so its cool...

if i need to really know how to kill a man, i know who to ask

[TheTruth]

The thing I notice about no ESD is that during these discussions, he always puts down someones point of view which leads to more mic time for him

[crippledalbino]

Sedition is a term of law which refers to covert conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority as tending toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws.

Oh, you mean that he didn't go to jail for being bits of rock and sand? Oh, how silly of me to think such a thing.
:icon_neut

[KNUCKLEUP]

Is ESD putting the "fun" in funeral? Maybe putting his uncles urn up his ass...

http://www.partysuperstores.co.uk/animals.gif ?

"whaa"

[Sam_Adams]

Hey, it is what it is man. I consider you my gun loving nut job homeboy, so its cool...

if i need to really know how to kill a man, i know who to ask

Just remember buddy, it's not about killing people. It's really about disposing of people in a fashion that it can't be traced back and they can't be found.

Just sayin' :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Oh, you mean that he didn't go to jail for being bits of rock and sand? Oh, how silly of me to think such a thing.
:icon_neut

I really didn't get your definition of sedition. Your picture made no sense. Dum dum. :action-sm

[Stormrider666]

I saw something briefly yesterday, that said the PG movies with little or no profanity are making the most money.

[crippledalbino]

I really didn't get your definition of sedition. Your picture made no sense. Dum dum. :action-sm

Sediment, jack-ass.
Sediment.

[crippledalbino]

I saw something briefly yesterday, that said the PG movies with little or no profanity are making the most money.

Saw the same thing.
We're just becoming a bunch of self-censoring puritanical pussies. That's all.

[MilkmanDan]

I saw something briefly yesterday, that said the PG movies with little or no profanity are making the most money.

Sure anything to take the kids to to escape two hours of them at home.
Either that or make a Tyler Perry movie.

[Sam_Adams]

OK folks. I need to go see if my paycheck is in my mail box so I can waste part of it on my $80 gas tank fill-up.

[mikek]

OK folks. I need to go see if my paycheck is in my mail box so I can waste part of it on my $80 gas tank fill-up.

You're in Arkansas... don't you mean "hay for my mule team"?

[CM Mark]

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DonTheTrucker
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I'm close to hitting 20,000 too. And that os a rounder number than 10,000

[mikek]

<---------- loves the fake "um, the number's here somewhere" commercial. XM sucks.



:arrrh:

[Ted the Poster]

Sediment, jack-ass.
Sediment.

I was supposed to look at beach sand and shells and make the connection between sedition and sediment - which that wasn't a picture of? :icon_eek:

[CM Mark]

You're in Arkansas... don't you mean "hay for my mule team"?

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Chester'sLiver]

Hey Mark..In Super Smash does playing Classic 1 player count towards Vs battles?


off topic question I know...

[crippledalbino]

Alright kids... off to a meeting, which means I'll probably catch most of you over in the replay thread...

If not, have a great weekend...