Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 3/17/08 - Fake Farewell to ESD / Drinking Show

[Goober]

hiya

[Dre]

Hiya Buddays. :action-sm

How goes it?

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[CM Mark]

hiya buddays

[Friday]

hi

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oooohhh...it's a drinkin show! I forgot about that. In that case...........


http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4206/vomitfe1.jpg

not actually NSFW, but if you don't like black & white vomit...don't bother

[mikek]

Hrm... R&F doing ads. Haven't heard this on XM before.

[Goober]

Hrm... R&F doing ads. Haven't heard this on XM before.

They are big time now.

[flyerfan116]

happy st. pats buddays

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy my Buddays!!!

Happy St. Patricks Day too All

[KNUCKLEUP]

drinkanddrinkanddrinkanddrinkanddrinkanddrinkandfi ght hey!

:action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Nice...love me the drinking show.

[Goober]

Nice...love me the drinking show.

It is only ESD and Mooch, no Fez

[KNUCKLEUP]

ashley madison commercial:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_rave_070621_ms.jpg

:icon_roll

[Arch Stanton]

One Year since the passing of SaveTheWave, Jim:


http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87256

[Dr. Hoffman]

It is only ESD and Mooch, no Fez

Mooch will be cool. Dave will just get more annoying. Boo to Fez for pussing out.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.
The Ron and Fez thread had better be a fuller, more enjoyable thread than our pasty, spackled attempt at an O&A thread this morning. Heh.

[Chester'sLiver]

Mooch won't even be drunk by 3...ESD will be drunk at 11:58..

OOOOOOOOOOO I get to leave at 2 today...:D

[Dr. Hoffman]

One Year since the passing of SaveTheWave, Jim:


http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87256

Damn...has it been a year already?

[crippledalbino]

Mooch won't even be drunk by 3...ESD will be drunk at 11:58..

OOOOOOOOOOO I get to leave at 2 today...:D

I want to slap that emoticon right off your screen.

[Dre]

Good morning, world.
The Ron and Fez thread had better be a fuller, more enjoyable thread than our pasty, spackled attempt at an O&A thread this morning. Heh.

The Worst-Of O&A threads are always a joke, but when they're on the air it's bustling. At least we'll have a good buddays thread for good ol' Saint Paddy's Day.

:drunk:
:drunk: :drunk:
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

[Goober]

ashley madison commercial:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_rave_070621_ms.jpg

:icon_roll

Maxoderm Commercial

http://www.drawingbusiness.com/portfolio/d/238-2/Fjord-Rooster.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[krisko]

hi!

ESD drunk=good radio

glad to hear them live

happy st pats buddays!!!!

[Ted the Poster]

One Year since the passing of SaveTheWave, Jim:


http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87256

Is it only a year? This isn't the second anniversary?
Damn, my last year or so have been so fucked up, I've totally lost track of time.

[KNUCKLEUP]

oooooooooo I like when the show starts...

oooooooooo I like streams of whiskey...

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, Let's get down to it

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/amg_covers/200/drg600/g648/g64820e1tkg.jpg

I say Dave's drunk by...12:07

[Dre]

hi!

ESD drunk=good radio

glad to hear them live

happy st pats buddays!!!!

Hiya Krisko!!!! :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

That is hard to do. Fooling Dave.....:icon_mrgr

[Deadbent]

Awww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

I'm Deadbent. There's a potato curing nationwide famine.

[Stormrider666]

What's up buddies?

[Ted the Poster]

Oh noes...drunk Dave show...

[madbam]

buddays....hi

[Arch Stanton]

Guess the crane will be mentioned soon. 2 Bar crushed

[krisko]

oh no fezzie :(

[Chester'sLiver]

oh no...Poor Fezzie..I hope all is well...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oooooooooo I like streams of whiskey...

x2 :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:


Damnit Fezzie! Call your doctor when your chest is hurting. Get better quickly buddy

[flyerfan116]

get well soon Fezzie

[krisko]

Awww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

I'm Deadbent. There's a potato curing nationwide famine.

i just had some potatoes though :p

hiiii mikey!!!

[Sam_Adams]

Hi folks :action-sm

So, I heard Ronnie mention Friday. Is she going to the studio today?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

<--- not Irish, not wearing visible green. Welsh/German, but we're pre-American Revolution. Therefore, I declare myself American


Oh the show was GLORIOUS without Dave...

[Dr. Hoffman]

i just had some potatoes though :p

hiiii mikey!!!

I think I'm going to Silver Diner for lunch for a green malt and some corned beef hash.

[Stormrider666]

I might be punching out of this show early. Drunk Dave, No Fez(hope all is well), and pseudo-celebrities in the studio.

[CM Mark]

Hi folks :action-sm

So, I heard Ronnie mention Friday. Is she going to the studio today?

She was going to, but not anymore. Something came up IRL that is keeping her out of the city today

[crippledalbino]

Hi folks :action-sm

So, I heard Ronnie mention Friday. Is she going to the studio today?

Doesn't look like she'll make it into studio after all.

[Sam_Adams]

She was going to, but not anymore. Something came up IRL that is keeping her out of the city today

Oh...hope things are ok/work out for her.

[Sam_Adams]

Doesn't look like she'll make it into studio after all.

I got a new toy over the weekend :)

[crippledalbino]

<--- not Irish, not wearing visible green. Welsh/German, but we're pre-American Revolution. Therefore, I declare myself American


Oh the show was GLORIOUS without Dave...

Stop it, you're just trying to get pinched.

[Deadbent]

i just had some potatoes though :p

hiiii mikey!!!


Oh, hii.

I had what the cool kids have for lunch. Cigarettes.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, catch & release fights. That's fantastic


I believe that I will have a few cocktails this evening

[CM Mark]

I got a new toy over the weekend :)

What type of gun this time Sammy? :action-sm

[krisko]

<--- not Irish, not wearing visible green. Welsh/German, but we're pre-American Revolution. Therefore, I declare myself American


Oh the show was GLORIOUS without Dave...

<------- 25% Irish (the rest is a blur) and i'm wearing green

[Goober]

Ewwww, here we go with ESD's Drunk toasts. I hope he does not start singing

[crippledalbino]

I got a new toy over the weekend :)

Something to kill things with, I assume?

[Sam_Adams]

What type of gun this time Sammy? :action-sm

What if I had bought a new 3,000ft RC helicopter witha mounted HD camera?

Geez, you folks think I'm just one dimensional.

Here is a photo of what I got. It's the one on the bottom.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ronnie took the words right out of my mouth...how can this alcoholic not handle his shots?

[CM Mark]

What if I had bought a new 3,000ft RC helicopter witha mounted HD camera?

Geez, you folks think I'm just one dimensional.

Here is a photo of what I got. It's the one on the bottom.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg

Okay, I'm a gun retard, I admit it, I can tell that the top one is an AK-47, but what type is the one you just got? Looks nice, I just know nothing about guns though

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I say Dave's drunk by...12:07

looks like I overestimated....:rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

What if I had bought a new 3,000ft RC helicopter witha mounted HD camera?

Geez, you folks think I'm just one dimensional.

Here is a photo of what I got. It's the one on the bottom.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg

It's good to know that there's still an industry for duct-taping a swiss-army knife to the ends of guns.

[Ted the Poster]

<--- not Irish, not wearing visible green. Welsh/German, but we're pre-American Revolution. Therefore, I declare myself American


Oh the show was GLORIOUS without Dave...

<----Also Pre-Rev Welsh. :action-sm And loved the show this past Friday.

[krisko]

Oh, hii.

I had what the cool kids have for lunch. Cigarettes.
i had some of those too, only i smoked mine and didn't eat them.
Okay, I'm a retard, I admit it.

that's the first step, or the secnd, or something.

[crippledalbino]

Ronnie took the words right out of my mouth...how can this alcoholic not handle his shots?

"It musta been while you were kissin' him..."

[Sam_Adams]

Okay, I'm a gun retard, I admit it, I can tell that the top one is an AK-47, but what type is the one you just got? Looks nice, I just know nothing about guns though

They are both AK-47s. It's just that I outfitted the bottom one with a Polish Tantal folding wire stock and new forearm furniture with a picatinny rail to mount a verticle grip on (which is next).

It also has a threaded barrel where the bayonet is attached so I can put a suppressor on it to be a quiet boy :D

[Ted the Poster]

i had some of those too, only i smoked mine and didn't eat them.


that's the first step, or the secnd, or something.

The second step is the Pete Rose Haircut.

[CM Mark]

They are both AK-47zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ah, okay. Got it now.


:action-sm


Nothing personal, unlike last week, I'm just not a gun person. I was just curious as to what type it was. It looked a little different, that's why I couldn't tell it was an AK 47 as well.

[Sam_Adams]

It's good to know that there's still an industry for duct-taping a swiss-army knife to the ends of guns.

What? Ummm...that's supposed to be there. There is a bayonet lug that the knife locks onto and a ring than goes around the muzzle brake.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"It musta been while you were kissin' him..."aren't we supposed to be "attacking" him? "whaa" :rolleyes:


Bad Vodka is a hard drink...good vodka is to die-for

[krisko]

The second step is the Pete Rose Haircut.

and, God willing, the third step is into traffic.

[CM Mark]

i had some of those too, only i smoked mine and didn't eat them.


that's the first step, or the secnd, or something.

A gift for you sweetie

http://www.autismcoach.com/Easy_English_Dictionary.jpg

[crippledalbino]

The second step is the Pete Rose Haircut.

If you want to get technical, the VEEEERRRRRY first step was that little sperm polywog with the extra chromosome.

[Goober]

They are both AK-47s. It's just that I outfitted the bottom one with a Polish Tantal folding wire stock and new forearm furniture with a picatinny rail to mount a verticle grip on (which is next).

It also has a threaded barrel where the bayonet is attached so I can put a suppressor on it to be a quiet boy :D

Does it come with a toe trigger, or does that have to be custom made? :action-sm

[Deadbent]

Bad Vodka is a hard drink...good vodka is to die-for


God no, not bad Vodka.
noooo mohawk!!!

[krisko]

God no, not bad Vodka.
noooo mohawk!!!

it's 3.49 a pint, can't beat that!!

[Ted the Poster]

and, God willing, the third step is into traffic.

Krisko drives down the court, passes to Stig, back to Krisko who sinks it from three point territory!

[Goober]

Silly non drinking Presbo's.

[krisko]

is this hoffman on the phone?

[crippledalbino]

aren't we supposed to be "attacking" him? "whaa" :rolleyes:


Bad Vodka is a hard drink...good vodka is to die-for
Yes.
But I'm still a fan, and that's what came to mind. Heh.
and, God willing, the third step is into traffic.

Heh.
That's funny. :haha7:

[CM Mark]

Silly non cock sucking lesbo's.

Get rejected lately Goober? Need to vent some frustration there?

[Hidden_Rage]

Just tuned it, what happened to Fez? Why is he at the doctor?

[Goober]

Hey Earl, do we have any Jew cake back there? I am fucking starving.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

God no, not bad Vodka.
noooo mohawk!!!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper1076/stills/zf452ca7.jpg

Banker's Club, $10.49 for a handle. 1.75 liters of hatred

[krisko]

Krisko drives down the court, passes to Stig, back to Krisko who sinks it from three point territory!
ooh!
looks like it's intramural day at the Home....(i have to do it, i'm on probation)

:action-sm
Silly non drinking Lesbo's.

lesbians don't drink?

forget it, i'm NOT converting after all.

[Goober]

Get rejected lately Goober? Need to vent some frustration there?

That is the story of my life.

[Chester'sLiver]

Danny Devito? You mean Joe Peschi dumb caller..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Just tuned it, what happened to Fez? Why is he at the doctor?Chest pains again :icon_eek: :(

Hey Earl, do we have any Jew cake back there? I am fucking starving.No Jew-cakes, but we do have [insert hack Holocaust joke]

[CM Mark]

That is the story of my life.

Join the club, we have jackets.

[crippledalbino]

Just tuned it, what happened to Fez? Why is he at the doctor?

Misinformation, you-tag, meatspin, et-cetera.

[CM Mark]

No Jew-cakes, but we do have [insert hack Holocaust joke]

Concentration Camp Crackers

[Jimmy's Dignity]

lesbians don't drink?

forget it, i'm NOT converting after all.just go bi, it's hotter and they drink anything they can put in their mouth

[Chester'sLiver]

No Jew-cakes, but we do have brick oven pizza...

:icon_eek:

[krisko]

just go bi, it's hotter and they drink anything they can put in their mouth

deal.

i've been drinking a lot lately, it makes me happy.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fucking "binge drinking" is just a goddamned flash word. If you have 5 drinks in a 24 hour span, it's considered "binge drinking."

[Chester'sLiver]

deal.

i've been drinking a lot lately, it makes me happy.

I like you when you drink..You are a lot friendlier.,..

[CM Mark]

Okay, sleepy time for this worthless cunt.

Seeya all tomorrow buddays

[crippledalbino]

Fucking "binge drinking" is just a goddamned flash word. If you have 5 drinks in a 24 hour span, it's considered "binge drinking."

Mmm.
Yes, but we wackbaggers know from binge drinking.
I don't think any of us are getting that title because we had one every six hours.

[krisko]

I like you when you drink..You are a lot friendlier.,..

:(

i'm nice to you

[Chester'sLiver]

:(

i'm nice to you
sure you are sweetness..

You are just nicer when you drink...;)

[Stormrider666]

<------------smokes pot from a bowl.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I don't understand why people get singles...I can't bother buying 1 beer.

ugh...I don't like Miller beers

[Ted the Poster]

lesbians don't drink?

forget it, i'm NOT converting after all.

I can tell you from experience, LESBIANS DRINK. A LOT.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "and also you don't swim well!"


my buddy Dwayne drinks like a fuckin champ and smokes his brains out

[crippledalbino]

Well, I had some warmed sake once that messed me up pretty good...

((Ooh, look, I can change the word 'sake' to cum in a hilarious fixing joke! I'm so brilliantly hilarious!))

[krisko]

sure you are sweetness..

You are just nicer when you drink...;)
:D

[crippledalbino]

I'd drink too if I lived in fucking Luxumburg. Stupid city that calls itself a country.

[Ted the Poster]

hahaha, "and also you don't swim well!"


my buddy Dwayne drinks like a fuckin champ and smokes his brains out

I'm guessing he doesn't do anything else well.

[Hidden_Rage]

Spy Report: Heather Mills awarded almost 50 million dollars from the divorice with McCartney


http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/03/17/mccartney.mills/index.html

[Chester'sLiver]

While "his" dad was drinking that wine? Soooooooooo he was dating a guy...

[krisko]

hahaha, "and also you don't swim well!"


my buddy Dwayne drinks like a fuckin champ and smokes his brains out
so that's where they went...
I'm guessing he doesn't do anything else well.

teehee

[krisko]

<3 cider!!!

i thought a snakebite was cider and black currant?

[Chester'sLiver]

Mooch getting ESD wound up is very funny to me..

[crippledalbino]

Spy Report: Heather Mills awarded almost 50 million dollars from the divorice with McCartney


http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/03/17/mccartney.mills/index.html

You should have tried to meatspin us with that four hour old 'spy report.'

[mikek]

jesus fucking christ, dave, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Stormrider666]

Magners cider is some good shit.

[crippledalbino]

<------makes a mean Sangria, speaking of Spanish drinks. From Spain.

[crippledalbino]

Magners cider is some good shit.

I like those Woodchuck's Ciders. Very tasty.

[Chester'sLiver]

<------makes a mean Sangria, speaking of Spanish drinks. From Spain.

Oh that Sangria should go well with your vagina...:action-sm

[Deadbent]

I don't practice Sang-riiia I don't got no crystal ball.

[crippledalbino]

Oh that Sangria should go well with your vagina...:action-sm

Whatever, dude. You give it a try and tell me how well it should be cunt-lodged. It'll knock you on your deli-rolls, I guarantee.

[Ted the Poster]

I'm punching out of this mess of a show.
See y'all in the replay-replay.

[Deadbent]

HURRAY. The first time I've ever liked the IRS!


http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8071/wr02irsui2.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I don't practice Sang-riiia I don't got no crystal ball.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415MW6DRQQL._AA240_.jpg?
"whaa"

[krisko]

I like those Woodchuck's Ciders. Very tasty.
yes, but Strongbow rules. As a matter of fact I'll be getting some tonight, haven't had any in a while.
I don't practice Sang-riiia I don't got no crystal ball.

ooh! song parody mondeeee

[crippledalbino]

I'm punching out of this mess of a show.
See y'all in the replay-replay.

later, sir.
I'm doing a shot over here for everyone who punches out of the listening thread.
Bottom's up!

[crippledalbino]

Belgians are the French version of "Polacks."
Just thought I'd share.

[krisko]

Luxembourgers

teehee

[Deadbent]

Shame on Crip for having some knowledge of icp to reference to.

I scratch my head at that tooooo ;p

[Chester'sLiver]

Luxembourgers

teehee

Luxembourgian...

[Dr. Hoffman]

And back with lunch.

[krisko]

"I don't know if you can consider them an ethnic group"

what the fuck gave this hayseed even the slightest notion that fishermen could be a fucking ethnic group. what a complete and total failure of a call and a life.

i don't know why i'm so mad about that

[Stormrider666]

Restaurant industry, has to be in the top 5 of alcoholic jobs.

[krisko]

Luxembourgian...

Luxembourgouisie...

[Chester'sLiver]

"I don't know if you can consider them an ethnic group"

what the fuck gave this hayseed even the slightest notion that fishermen could be a fucking ethnic group. what a complete and total failure of a call and a life.

i don't know why i'm so mad about that

You hate fisherman becuase that one time you wanted to go get a pop but there were too many fishermen around and you got scared...


I think I have that story right.."whaa"

[krisko]

Is dave suggesting that we raise a nation of super intendants?

[Goober]

I like those Woodchuck's Ciders. Very tasty.

A lot of girls like you enjoy Woodchuck.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Is dave suggesting that we raise a nation of super intendants?

ok I laughed at that one...:haha7:

and never like to admit I laughed at a Kristin joke...:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Shame on Crip for having some knowledge of icp to reference to.

I scratch my head at that tooooo ;p
Yeah, there's plenty in my musical collection to be shamed about, no worries.
Luxembourgouisie...

Luxemproletariat?

[stillbornstew]

BUDDAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!! home at last.

[krisko]

You hate fisherman becuase that one time you wanted to go get a pop but there were too many fishermen around and you got scared...


I think I have that story right.."whaa"

yes, but these fisherman resembled Queequeg more than Ishmael.

[Chester'sLiver]

Luxemproletariat?

Luxemborgiates...

[crippledalbino]

A lot of girls like you enjoy Woodchuck.:action-sm

:icon_neut
Oh, I get it.
Because I love the cock so much and have a vagina!
Oh, that's hilarious. You card, you.

[mikek]

Luxembourgers

Fuckin' starving. Earl...



Ok, let's just come to the conclusion that EVERY profession is "heavy drinking".

[Goober]

BUDDAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!! home at last.

Welcome back to America, oh wait never mind....

[krisko]

ok I laughed at that one...:haha7:

and never like to admit I laughed at a Kristin joke...:action-sm
thanks CL ;p
Yeah, there's plenty in my musical collection to be shamed about, no worries.


Luxemproletariat?

yes, thank you.

Communist joke....check
Moby Dick joke......check
hrmmmm, what's missing?

[Chester'sLiver]

Mooch is fastly become one of my favorite people..Especially since he dislikes Earl......Even though he steals my women :icon_mad: I still like this guy.. Make Mooch a permanent part of the show...

[crippledalbino]

thanks CL ;p


yes, thank you.

Communist joke....check
Moby Dick joke......check
hrmmmm, what's missing?

Thinly veiled admission of homosexuality. Wackbag trifecta.

[krisko]

Luxemborgiates...
Luxembourganders
Fuckin' starving. Earl...



Ok, let's just come to the conclusion that EVERY profession is "heavy drinking".

Debt Collectors drink a lot.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

so what'd I miss? What girlie is that in studio?

[Chester'sLiver]

so what'd I miss? What girlie is that in studio?

Thats not a girl its special guest John Travolta...:action-sm

[krisko]

Mooch is fastly become one of my favorite people..Especially since he dislikes Earl......Even though he steals my women :icon_mad: I still like this guy.. Make Mooch a permanent part of the show...

;)

yes, he is a good addition to the show.

[krisko]

Dave us cracking me up

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wait...did Dave just say that Columbus was Spanish?

Oh my god...he was Italian and sailed for both the Portuguese and the Spanish you dumb fuck.

[mikek]

Debt Collectors drink a lot.

i can believe that. pretty much any job where you're hated must have a high percentage of drinking.

I wonder of dentists drink a lot. I know they have a higher than normal suicide rate.

[Chester'sLiver]

"I love Roast Beef" what a fucking maniac... ESD is killing me today..

[BaLZaC~308]

i hate waking up an hour into the show!!!

[Deadbent]

Debt Collectors drink a lot.

Ha, no S.
I decided to get out of the business when I'd stay late. Looking around and seeing all the lifers, middle aged, chained to their desk, chain smoking, and drinking. Daily.

In retrospect I guess it's not that bad of an idea, but...

There wasn't one place that didn't have the contingent of older, functioning drunk, lifelong collectors.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm guessing he doesn't do anything else well.
good actor, good video gamer
thanks CL ;p


yes, thank you.

Communist joke....check
Moby Dick joke......check
hrmmmm, what's missing?

Luxembenoits?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i hate waking up an hour into the show!!!you woke up at 1pm. I hope Tigger shit in your shoe

[crippledalbino]

Luxembourganders


Luxemborgnine?
http://trickmantimes.com/pics/borgnineVCS.jpg

[Stormrider666]

Mooch is fastly become one of my favorite people..Especially since he dislikes Earl......Even though he steals my women :icon_mad: I still like this guy.. Make Mooch a permanent part of the show...

Well isn't safe to say that since Mooch was supposed to go back to Ireland two weeks ago, he is a permanent part of the show already.

[Deadbent]

i hate waking up an hour into the show!!!


SON!



I'm off to lunch. Having Irish food. Booze.

[crippledalbino]

Dave us cracking me up

You're drinking now, aren't you?

[stillbornstew]

<------- drinking miller lite. :D

[krisko]

i hate waking up an hour into the show!!!
i usualy say this, but it's about O&A :action-sm
Ha, no S.
I decided to get out of the business when I'd stay late. Looking around and seeing all the lifers, middle aged, chained to their desk, chain smoking, and drinking. Daily.

In retrospect I guess it's not that bad of an idea, but...

There wasn't one place that didn't have the contingent of older, functioning drunk, lifelong collectors.

most of the people here aren't that bad, they all smoke but i dont' think any of them drink as much as i do

[Chester'sLiver]

<------- drinking miller lite. :D

don't spill any in your vagina...:action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

<--- drinking Sprit & listening to NHL Home Ice

[crippledalbino]

Why are they in a hodown?

[KNUCKLEUP]

maybe it's just b/c i'm irish, but i'm actually enjoying dave singing the pogues today

[stillbornstew]

don't spill any in your vagina...:action-sm

kristin's in michigan "whaa"
and she ain't my broad

[krisko]

Luxemborgnine?
http://trickmantimes.com/pics/borgnineVCS.jpg
well played sir


Luxemcyborg
http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/cyborg.jpg
You're drinking now, aren't you?

nope, i'm being genuine and honest. Dave is making me lose my shit today, it's fantastic.

[Goober]

most of the people here aren't that bad, they all smoke but i dont' think any of them drink as much as i do

I don't smoke, but I am a bottle of red a night kind of guy.

[TheTruth]

Dave doesn't love his unborn daughter

[crippledalbino]

kristin's in michigan "whaa"
and she ain't my broad

Uh... yes?
Oh, you're gonna hit five thousand posts today, Stew. Make sure you say something awesomely hilarious or we're going to be very disappointed.

[stillbornstew]

maybe it's just b/c i'm irish, but i'm actually enjoying dave singing the pogues today
<--------- digs the pogues. summer in siam makes me wan' be drunk.

[BaLZaC~308]

you woke up at 1pm. I hope Tigger shit in your shoe

i usualy say this, but it's about O&A :action-sm

I didnt go to bed till 830 am!!!!


Jerks

[crippledalbino]

well played sir


Luxemcyborg
http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/cyborg.jpg


nope, i'm being genuine and honest. Dave is making me lose my shit today, it's fantastic.

Heh.
It wasn't the dave comment, it was the weird typo. Don't worry about it.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Well isn't safe to say that since Mooch was supposed to go back to Ireland two weeks ago, he is a permanent part of the show already.

After having hosted 8 Au Pairs over 5 years, I can tell you this with great confidence...

"Supposed to go back" and "went back" are two VERY different things.

Once they get a taste of sweet Uncle Sugar, they never go back.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I didnt go to bed till 830 am!!!!


Jerks

what were you doing up until 8:30??

[krisko]

I don't smoke, but I am a bottle of red a night kind of guy.
i'm a 6 pack a night kinda gal
Dave doesn't love his unborn daughter
he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEESSSSSSS her? "whaa"
I didnt go to bed till 830 am!!!!


Jerks

i went to bed at 3am!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

After having hosted 8 Au Pairs over 5 years, I can tell you this with great confidence...

"Supposed to go back" and "went back" are two VERY different things.

Once they get a taste of sweet Uncle Sugar, they never go back.

I can't believe you got 8 au pairs to blow you

[Goober]

Once they get a taste of sweet Uncle Sugar, they never go back.

Not to mention that they can buy all of Manhattan with 4 Euros.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't smoke, but I am a bottle of red a night kind of guy.

How many packs of toothpicks a day?

[stillbornstew]

Uh... yes?
Oh, you're gonna hit five thousand posts today, Stew. Make sure you say something awesomely hilarious or we're going to be very disappointed.
please.......why should today be any different than any other posting day. i got nuffin',
http://www.infsq.co.uk/images/vader/vader-fail.jpg

[crippledalbino]

<--------- digs the pogues. summer in siam makes me wan' be drunk.

They're the best...
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/55/51/23435155.jpg

[crippledalbino]

please.......why should today be any different than any other posting day. i got nuffin',
http://www.infsq.co.uk/images/vader/vader-fail.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-about-to-fail.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

hahaha, "and also you don't swim well!"


my buddy Dwayne drinks like a fuckin champ and smokes his brains out

"dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning!" ::hammer:

:rimshot
:hilarity

thankyouthankyou, i'll be here all week; try the veal it's excellent...

[Three Hole Puncher]

I can't believe you got 8 au pairs to blow you

Like I needed that drama.

Believe me... every one of those girls was praying I'd pull some touchy feely shit on them... they'd parlay that into a "golden ticket" so fast it'd make your head spin... "I no can go back to Grubslovaniavich while **** charges are pending. Must be here to testify against terrible man father."

especially the Romanians... they'd cheerfully blow Big A morning, noon, and night if it'd keep them from getting sent back to that Soviet Bloc hellhole.

[TheTruth]

what were you doing up until 8:30??

I'm gonna guess banging AF

[crippledalbino]

"dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning!" ::hammer:

:rimshot
:hilarity

thankyouthankyoui'llbehereallweektrythevealit'sexc ellent...

How come we don't have an emoticon for a sad forehead slap?

[Goober]

How many packs of toothpicks a day?

a pack a day http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/ea/31/18/30674023-177x150-0-0.jpg

[stillbornstew]

"dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning!" ::hammer:

:rimshot
:hilarity

thankyouthankyou, i'll be here all week; try the veal it's excellent...

that, that's terrible i'm sorry. :icon_roll
luckily your cuteness overshadow's your utter corniness. ;)

[KNUCKLEUP]

Is dave suggesting that we raise a nation of super intendants?

i'm considering sig-ing that. :clap:

[Stormrider666]

Like I needed that drama.

Believe me... every one of these girls was praying I'd pull some touchy feely shit on them... they'd parlay that into a "golden ticket" so fast it'd make your head spin...

especially the Romanians... they'd cheerfully blow Big A morning, noon, and night if it'd keep them from getting sent back to that Soviet Bloc hellhole.

That's true. A few years ago, a buddy and I were going through the au pair dating scene. As soon we got the "green card" vibe from one of them, we just move to the next one.

[stillbornstew]

a pack a day http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/ea/31/18/30674023-177x150-0-0.jpg

miss these:

http://www.victoryseeds.com/candystore/images/toothpicks.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

a pack a day http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/ea/31/18/30674023-177x150-0-0.jpg

You're an addict.

[Arch Stanton]

I didnt go to bed till 830 am!!!!


Jerks

Eh Heh...Eh Heh

Eh heh

[mikek]

especially the Romanians... they'd cheerfully blow Big A morning, noon, and night if it'd keep them from getting sent back to that Soviet Bloc hellhole.

hot

[krisko]

Heh.
It wasn't the dave comment, it was the weird typo. Don't worry about it.
oh, didn't notice that. no i'm not drunk yet, i just feel a little sickly
How come we don't have an emoticon for a sad forehead slap?

because we'd use it far too frequently and we'd get sick of looking at it

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How come we don't have an emoticon for a sad forehead slap?
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2241/facepalm2ic7copyrl2.jpg
that, that's terrible i'm sorry. :icon_roll
luckily your cuteness overshadow's your utter corniness. ;)
ehhh...that one is pushing it

[crippledalbino]

that, that's terrible i'm sorry. :icon_roll
luckily your cuteness overshadow's your utter corniness. ;)

Awww..
of course number five thousand is a declaration of love for the KNUCK.

[stillbornstew]

i'm considering sig-ing that. :clap:

if krisko makes your sig, she'll spontaneously combust.

[Stormrider666]

Great now I get to be pissed all over again at Blowhard.

[Goober]

You're an addict.

I know, I should go to a 'meeting'.

[krisko]

hahahahh

"I'm going to be on CNNBC+2 tonight"

[BaLZaC~308]

I'm gonna guess banging AF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


funny

[stillbornstew]

Awww..
of course number five thousand is a declaration of love for the KNUCK.

what part of "i got nothing" weren't you clear on? kill me. i need it.

[krisko]

i'm considering sig-ing that. :clap:
:icon_redf
if krisko makes your sig, she'll spontaneously combust.
you might be right about that dear.
Great now I get to be pissed all over again at Blowhard.

the truth hurts doesn't it :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

On the train!!!! Wow, that vacuums big time.

[KNUCKLEUP]

How come we don't have an emoticon for a sad forehead slap?

i figured hammerhead was as close as i could get. :icon_roll

that, that's terrible i'm sorry. :icon_roll
luckily your cuteness overshadow's your utter corniness. ;)

thatwasthepooooooiiiiiiint

Awww..
of course number five thousand is a declaration of love for the KNUCK.

:love: aw, hubby :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

what part of "i got nothing" weren't you clear on? kill me. i need it.

What part of 'i got nothing' did you think was going to protect you from mockery?

[krisko]

jesus, this guy has jungle fever

[Stormrider666]

:icon_redf

you might be right about that dear.


the truth hurts doesn't it :action-sm

Not when it wasn't necessary for him to call in reacting to basically was a comedy bit. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

walkawaywalkwayyyyy


walkawaywalkawaayyyy

[rsigley]

dave is so good without fez stepping over him all the time

[krisko]

i really wish i was drinking right now

[FAZ8218]

walkawaywalkwayyyyy


walkawaywalkawaayyyy
I will follow!!!

[Deadbent]

mobile bagging. and christfuck can the irish coworkers drink.

[crippledalbino]

On the train!!!! Wow, that vacuums big time.

ARCH

[Deadbent]

Sup Faz!! :D

[TheTruth]

i really wish i was drinking right now

X2.

Although I'm still feeling it from the weekend.

[krisko]

dave is so good without fez stepping over him all the time

Dave, i thought you were banned?

[stillbornstew]

What part of 'i got nothing' did you think was going to protect you from mockery?
now i'm going to go home and..............wait, i am home. fuck it, i'm gonna drink!!!!!! :D

[Goober]

i really wish i was drinking right now

I really wish ESD had another dead Uncle right now.:gh:

[KNUCKLEUP]

what part of "i got nothing" weren't you clear on? kill me. i need it.

:huh:

[krisko]

mobile bagging. and christfuck can the irish coworkers drink.
i think my head just exploded.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

jesus, this guy has jungle fever

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k97/the_jungle_preserve/junglefever_18mar95_a.gif?

[crippledalbino]

now i'm going to go home and..............wait, i am home. fuck it, i'm gonna drink!!!!!! :D

Heh.
Do so, and enjoy, sir.

[crippledalbino]

Just a note to the world:

If you want to drink something, please just do so. Take a break from work, take a break from hating your spouse, take a break from your life, go find yourself some frosty beverage, and drink it.

You have the official permission of the god of 42nd street.
Enjoy.

[silentbob8201]

Peeze Holed indeed.

[crippledalbino]

And I lost my leg!!!

Edit: Remobo Triple Combo!!!!!

Re-Edit - somehow Silentbob jumped in the way!!! Yayyy!!1

[krisko]

this song REALLY makes me want to drink

[Deadbent]

i think my head just exploded.


And she lost her heaaad!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

this song REALLY makes me want to drink

I noticed a lot of things make you want to drink...

[stillbornstew]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k97/the_jungle_preserve/junglefever_18mar95_a.gif?
http://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/ekmps/shops/balconygroup/resources/Image/sexy%20panth%20thumb.jpg ?

[Arch Stanton]

Just text with Friday. She needs a drink.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k97/the_jungle_preserve/junglefever_18mar95_a.gif?

Black Panthers?

[krisko]

Just a note to the world:

If you want to drink something, please just do so. Take a break from work, take a break from hating your spouse, take a break from your life, go find yourself some frosty beverage, and drink it.

You have the official permission of the god of 42nd street.
Enjoy.
does that mean that you will also partake?
And I lost my leg!!!

Edit: Remobo Triple Combo!!!!!

Re-Edit - somehow Silentbob jumped in the way!!! Yayyy!!1

hahaha

dummy.

[Stormrider666]

This song sure was great when they played it during the Patriots victory..... Oh wait thats right, 18-1.

[crippledalbino]

Just text with Friday. She needs a drink.

http://www.rekenwonder.com/images/hex.gif?
"whaa"

[Arch Stanton]

Play the song from The Departed (Is that what this is?)

[stillbornstew]

Heh.
Do so, and enjoy, sir.
:drunk:
I noticed a lot of things make you want to drink...
days that end in y make her wanna drink

[Chester'sLiver]

Play the song from The Departed (Is that what this is?)

yes....

[crippledalbino]

does that mean that you will also partake?


hahaha

dummy.

*Psh*
I guess I have to.
Fine, I'll pick up some guiness on the way home.

[Arch Stanton]

http://www.rekenwonder.com/images/hex.gif?
"whaa"

Albino

so close....so close

[krisko]

I noticed a lot of things make you want to drink...

yes, you would drink too if you were me.

[crippledalbino]

This song sure was great when they played it during the Patriots victory..... Oh wait thats right, 18-1.

Oh yeah, I think that song was called "Stormrider666 can go fuck himself for bringing that up again"

[Arch Stanton]

yes....

Thank You

Thanks

[crippledalbino]

This is horrible!
I can't even listen to this...

[krisko]

:drunk:

days that end in y make her wanna drink
good one, very original
*Psh*
I guess I have to.
Fine, I'll pick up some guiness on the way home.

w00t!!!



dead, where were ya with that clip?!

[Chester'sLiver]

yes, you would drink too if you were me.

chin up buttercup.....

[Regular Joe]No one ever found the answer at the bottom of a bottle[/Regular Joe]

Alright guys I'm heading out...C-YA!

[stillbornstew]

*Psh*
I guess I have to.
Fine, I'll pick up some guiness on the way home.

does that mean that you will also partake?


no one's drinking when i'm home getting ker-smashed. :arrrh:

[krisko]

what the fuck does she deserve
$800k for?

[crippledalbino]

good one, very original


w00t!!!



dead, where were ya with that clip?!

Fine.
I'll be home by 7:30. I'll begin my imbibing then, and will no doubt post more angry blog-shit as the liquor flows. Heh. I should pull a Glenn Dandy and start some racist Wackbag threads, I guess.

[mikek]

Is Earl working the phones? If so, I'd love to see an attack on him.

"Ron & Fez. What's your name & where are you calling from?"
"You suck!"<click>

[krisko]

chin up buttercup.....

[Regular Joe]No one ever found the answer at the bottom of a bottle[/Regular Joe]

Alright guys I'm heading out...C-YA!

bye jerk!!! :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Black Panthers?

http://www.garden-city.org/zoo/animalinfo/images/puma.JPG

pyewmas?

[crippledalbino]

no one's drinking when i'm home getting ker-smashed. :arrrh:

You're in the way wrong time-zone, munchkin. Get back over onto good 'ol US soil and you can actually partake at the same damn time.

[crippledalbino]

http://www.garden-city.org/zoo/animalinfo/images/puma.JPG

pyewmas?

http://www.ironfleet.com/wp-content/pew-pew-pew-small.jpg

[Mobo]

things have subsided a little....how's everybody doin'?

[Deadbent]

Hey, I'm drinking with irishmen. Linking youtube from the phone is beyond my technical expertise at this moment. I'm not even able to hearrr what's going on right now. It's too loud in here.

edit. hi mobo! drrrrrink

[crippledalbino]

things have subsided a little....how's everybody doin'?

Well, everyone wants to drink, only Stew is. Stew, in the meantime, came and went past five thousand posts and didn't even try to say something hilarious. Everyone else is just wishing they weren't at work and drinking like Connor Peterson.

You?

[crippledalbino]

Hey, I'm drinking with irishmen. Linking youtube from the phone is beyond my technical expertise at this moment. I'm not even able to hearrr what's going on right now. It's too loud in here.

edit. hi mobo! drrrrrink

Heh.
Keep it up. I can see the text-slurring beginning. Love Drunken Deadbent.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Just a note to the world:

If you want to drink something, please just do so. Take a break from work, take a break from hating your spouse, take a break from your life, go find yourself some frosty beverage, and drink it.

You have the official permission of the god of 42nd street.
Enjoy.

"As I See It: The World According to Sir Bino of the 'Bag"


....i wish i was able to not make that suck so hard. :(

[Goober]

Steve C's wife?

[krisko]

http://www.ironfleet.com/wp-content/pew-pew-pew-small.jpg

i was going to post that but i didn't want the thread to devolve into lolcats :p

[stillbornstew]

You're in the way wrong time-zone, munchkin. Get back over onto good 'ol US soil and you can actually partake at the same damn time.
munchkin?
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/infololli_pop_kids.jpg that really steeeengs man

http://www.ironfleet.com/wp-content/pew-pew-pew-small.jpg
please don't get her started. for the love of god.

[Mobo]

Whut up Dead!

just trying to keep up with the workload...I swear...I'm planning a drive by on my fuckin' supervisor and his lack of scheduling knowledge....other than that...

GREAT!

[krisko]

things have subsided a little....how's everybody doin'?
ooh!!! you're back!
Hey, I'm drinking with irishmen. Linking youtube from the phone is beyond my technical expertise at this moment. I'm not even able to hearrr what's going on right now. It's too loud in here.

edit. hi mobo! drrrrrink

:(

[KNUCKLEUP]

i was going to post that but i didn't want the thread to devolve into lolcats :p
please don't get her started. for the love of god.

oh, hm?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-halo-dog-pew.jpg

[stillbornstew]

things have subsided a little....how's everybody doin'?
'ello sir :D

[crippledalbino]

"As I See It: The World According to Sir Bino of the 'Bag"


....i wish i was able to not make that suck so hard. :(

Nah, that doesn't suck.
The Crip accepts your offering for a title of the Wackbag Memoirs.

[KNUCKLEUP]

what the fuck does she deserve
$800k for?

inspriring mean-spirited hilarity across the globe? "whaa"

q-K6pjNjjL0

[stillbornstew]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-halo-dog-pew.jpg
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand OFF she goes. :haha7:

LOVE the drinking show. it's just like the regular show, only better.

[Mobo]

kriso....stew....good to be back....

[crippledalbino]

i was going to post that but i didn't want the thread to devolve into lolcats :p
Heh.
You're right.
But we take what we can get on a day like today.
munchkin?
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/infololli_pop_kids.jpg that really steeeengs man


please don't get her started. for the love of god.

You're right. I'm sorry. It takes so little to get her started, and I may have tossed the snowball that started the avalanche.

[crippledalbino]

Well, everyone wants to drink, only Stew is. Stew, in the meantime, came and went past five thousand posts and didn't even try to say something hilarious. Everyone else is just wishing they weren't at work and drinking like Connor Peterson.

You?

kriso....stew....good to be back....

<<------http://www.cookingforengineers.com/pics2/640/DSC_0212_crop.jpg??
:mad4:

[stillbornstew]

kriso....stew....good to be back....

<<------http://www.cookingforengineers.com/pics2/640/DSC_0212_crop.jpg??
:mad4:
we're the important one's stoopid. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

What, is everyone off googling drunken lolcats now?

[crippledalbino]

we're the important one's stoopid. :action-sm

*psh*
Fine.
So you see how thankless it is to be half of the ninth-best Vaudevillian act on the wackbag listening threads.

[NoSurviivors]

I'm starting fights in the maxwell spy thread.

[mikek]

"I just want to be your lover in Rhode Island"??? "whaa"

[KNUCKLEUP]

What, is everyone off googling drunken lolcats now?

actually, no.











:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I'm starting fights in the maxwell spy thread.
Heh.
No one's happier about the you-tag being back.
actually, no.



:action-sm
Thanks, Lucy Literal.
It just got real quiet there for a while, I wondered what happened to everyone all at once.

[Mobo]

Wah Wah Wah!

[mikek]

Now would be a perfect time for Ron to bean ESD with a cowbell.




edit: who da man!!!

[mikek]

Wah Wah Wah!

Wha wha penis.

lindsfsdkfjwoiu0934//!

[Hudson]

Would be a great time to get Dave a little drunker and put him on a bus to Iowa.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Wah Wah Wah!
.....In Jersey......Ahwahwahwah

[krisko]

kriso....stew....good to be back....
who's kriso?
What, is everyone off googling drunken lolcats now?

no, i was going potty.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Thanks, Lucy Literal.
It just got real quiet there for a while, I wondered what happened to everyone all at once.

hehehe, i know, hence wavydude ---------->:action-sm

[krisko]

<3 mooch

[stillbornstew]

*psh*
Fine.
So you see how thankless it is to be half of the ninth-best Vaudevillian act on the wackbag listening threads.
no you're the 2nd best act on the bag. stig is the first only b/c he's been doing it for so long.
Wah Wah Wah!
wa wa penis?

edit: FUCK.........just got back from the kitchen

[crippledalbino]

who's kriso?


no, i was going potty.

hehehe, i know, hence wavydude ---------->:action-sm

*sigh*
Nothing better than a bunch of serious answers to serious questions.
Oh, how I loff and loff and loff and loff.

[Stormrider666]

Heh.
No one's happier about the you-tag being back.

Thanks, Lucy Literal.
It just got real quiet there for a while, I wondered what happened to everyone all at once.

Okay its time for a little confession. After I first joined Wackbag, I went into one of the you-tag threads and thought it was real. It took me a while to figure out there were some shenanigans afoot.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.ironfleet.com/wp-content/pew-pew-pew-small.jpg

i rescind the pew pew laserdog lolcat i first posted in response to this, and in it's place i give you:

4686865

[crippledalbino]

no you're the 2nd best act on the bag. stig is the first only b/c he's been doing it for so long.

wa wa penis?

edit: FUCK.........just got back from the kitchen

Yeah well, second best act ain't so great if the ass-end of this humor-horse doesn't even acknowledge me!

[Mobo]

who's kriso?

A friend of mine I only bring up when I'm typing really fast....

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wha wha penis.

lindsfsdkfjwoiu0934//!

liggidy bibbidy?

[crippledalbino]

Okay its time for a little confession. After I first joined Wackbag, I went into one of the you-tag threads and thought it was real. It took me a while to figure out there were some shenanigans afoot.

Oh, totally.
I got nailed the exact same way. My ears got all hot and I instantly began to plan to change my e-mail address because I didn't want all the cock pics that people were going to send my way.
Thankfully, eventually someone tossed me a PM and explained it to me, otherwise I'd still be crying to this day.

Well, maybe not that bad, but still. It got me too.

[Mobo]

Yeah well, second best act ain't so great if the ass-end of this humor-horse doesn't even acknowledge me!

Sorry sir, I'm still struggling a little here in the real world....I'm doing the best I can! But, don't worry....Stig's gotta kick soon....NUMBER 1 BABY!

[crippledalbino]

Sorry sir, I'm still struggling a little here in the real world....I'm doing the best I can! But, don't worry....Stig's gotta kick soon....NUMBER 1 BABY!

There he is!
:clap::clap::clap:
Finally, Mobo realizes that there are other people talking to him besides chicks with sloppy vaginas.


Half-assed wavy guy to Stew and Krisko!!!

[krisko]

Okay its time for a little confession. After I first joined Wackbag, I went into one of the you-tag threads and thought it was real. It took me a while to figure out there were some shenanigans afoot.
it got me too, only fior a second though. that was the same time Brother Elmo started his thread "How Dare You Mother Fuckers Accuse Me of Not Canceling My XM?!" hahahaha
A friend of mine I only bring up when I'm typing really fast....
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

There he is!
:clap::clap::clap:
Finally, Mobo realizes that there are other people talking to him besides chicks with sloppy vaginas.

AWWWWW! Don't get jealous...no one has a sloppier vagina than you, Crip!

[stillbornstew]

Okay its time for a little confession. After I first joined Wackbag, I went into one of the you-tag threads and thought it was real. It took me a while to figure out there were some shenanigans afoot.
oh, i got destroyed when i first started really posting here. it was brutal. but i know the wackbag equivalent of a safe word:

pm a mod
Yeah well, second best act ain't so great if the ass-end of this humor-horse doesn't even acknowledge me!
quoted just to make you feel better. :action-sm

[krisko]

There he is!
:clap::clap::clap:
Finally, Mobo realizes that there are other people talking to him besides chicks with sloppy vaginas.


Half-assed wavy guy to Stew and Krisko!!!
:icon_eek:
Stew has a vagina?!



hahahah

<3 Danny's Babygirl impression..holy shit :clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[krisko]

i vote for Lenay

[stillbornstew]

:icon_eek:
Stew has a vagina?!



hahahah

<3 Danny's Babygirl impression..holy shit :clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

yeah, the babygirl impression audio make me shiver in loff-ter


you think i have a vag? is that what i'm hearing?

[Mobo]

My first post here was in response to a 'you' tag......Didn't figure it out for 3 pages....I must have had some old timers rolllllling!

[mikek]

Oh, totally.
I got nailed the exact same way. My ears got all hot and I instantly began to plan to change my e-mail address because I didn't want all the cock pics that people were going to send my way.
Thankfully, eventually someone tossed me a PM and explained it to me, otherwise I'd still be crying to this day.

Well, maybe not that bad, but still. It got me too.

I started freaking, too, but thought about it for a minute & realized no-one knows nor gives a fuck about me, so there'd be no reason it could be real.

the funniest was when Brother Elmo replied and make a HUGE scene (during the O&A suspension). He totally bought into it.


edit: thx for stealing my thunder, krisko. :icon_evil

[krisko]

i really hate crazy jen

[Stormrider666]

My first post here was in response to a 'you' tag......Didn't figure it out for 3 pages....I must have had some old timers rolllllling!

I made some respones in the you-tag thread that got me. It was when I didn't get any responses to it, is when I started figuring it was a gag.

[Mobo]

I'm so glad (in retrospect) that Crazy Jen didn't ruin Hell's Kitchen.....

[KNUCKLEUP]

i really hate crazy jen

x2 :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

AWWWWW! Don't get jealous...no one has a sloppier vagina than you, Crip!

My first post here was in response to a 'you' tag......Didn't figure it out for 3 pages....I must have had some old timers rolllllling!

Awww... you know no one needs a party as long as *I'M* your sloppy bottom!!
:icon_neut
I was trying to defend myself, trying to be all smart and articulate for this board, and everyone had to just be rolling. Oi. Makes me cringe just remembering it.

[Dr. Hoffman]

x2 :icon_roll

X3.

This is just what the show needed today. :arrrh:

[crippledalbino]

Friday is stuck in traffic and trying to get to the show, and she wishes a big hello to the thread...

[stillbornstew]

please hang up on her

[crippledalbino]

please hang up on her

Seriously.
Ask her what she likes best about the show.

[stillbornstew]

fucking dave is gay. :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[stillbornstew]

no no, dear god no. this may prove that the both of them are gay.

[krisko]

Friday is stuck in traffic and trying to get to the show, and she wishes a big hello to the thread...

please hang up on her

wow, you're rude :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

Torture Contest:
Put them each on the microphone and see how long it takes before XM radios start getting destroyed again.

[stillbornstew]

wow, you're rude :icon_eek:
i see what you did. very un-clever.

[Mobo]

I thought I was in the middle of my own "Torture Contest".

[crippledalbino]

fucking dave is gay. :haha7::haha7::haha7:

Is that your version of starfucking? Sorry, man.
You know I didn't have to even fix that, right?

[crippledalbino]

i see what you did.

As in Captain, as in what I wish I caught whenever I hear her on the radio.

Edit: What the hell happened to the 'Trips' comment?

[krisko]

this is a great show today

[KNUCKLEUP]

please hang up on her

irritating, show-hijacking cunt, peaz hode...

[krisko]

smooookeeeeeeee breaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[stillbornstew]

As in Captain, as in what I wish I caught whenever I hear her on the radio.

Edit: What the hell happened to the 'Trips' comment?

i was going for a triple combo and you rooned it. so i changed it. ::hammer:

[krisko]

irritating, show-hijacking cunt, peaz hode...

NSFW tags please! some of us dont' want to be all turned on at work

[crippledalbino]

i was going for a triple combo and you rooned it. so i changed it. ::hammer:

Pansy.
Take your fuck-ups like a man!

[Deadbent]

Back, and with enough irish carbombs for everyone.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Torture Contest:
Put them each on the microphone and see how long it takes before XM radios start getting destroyed again.

I can only imagine how fast toilets would be flushing.

[Zersch]

I just tuned in...is Fez not in studio today?

[crippledalbino]

Back, and with enough irish carbombs for everyone.

Which means it's only a matter of time before we get an awesome Deadbent Jokebomb.
:popcorn:

[stillbornstew]

irritating, show-hijacking cunt, peaz hode...
why the sad ballerina avatar pumpkin? isn't it your BURPHDAE tomorrow? :clap4: :drunk::hb: :jump: :p

[crippledalbino]

I just tuned in...is Fez not in studio today?

He's there, he just passed out from drinking.

[Stormrider666]

So I take it I'm not missing anything, I punched out of the show. Watching the Yankees-Red Sox game.

[Mobo]

Crazy Jen is infuriating me....

[stillbornstew]

Pansy.
Take your fuck-ups like a man!
;p
I just tuned in...is Fez not in studio today?
he's on a table atm.

[Zersch]

Haha, excellent.

[stillbornstew]

So I take it I'm not missing anything, I punched out of the show. Watching the Yankees-Red Sox game.
you'd be better off shoving a carrot peeler up your tookus and turning it until you pass out from blood loss rather than listening to the jen audio. sers-lee.

[crippledalbino]

you'd be better off shoving a carrot peeler up your tookus and turning it until you pass out from blood loss rather than listening to the jen audio. sers-lee.

True, but then again, most of us get off on that carrot peeling hilarity.

[stillbornstew]

True, but then again, most of us get off on that carrot peeling hilarity.
fucking woman.

i put it in my urethra and give it a twirl.















oooow

[Mobo]

And now my XMRO is out....I swear to God.....someone's dying by my hands today.....

[crippledalbino]

fucking woman.

i put it in my urethra and give it a twirl.






oooow

:icon_eek:
You know I'll go with ya for just about anything, man. For the sake of the hilarity, I'll go far and wide with ya.
But, uh... you've got problems, dude. You've got problems.

[stillbornstew]

And now my XMRO is out....I swear to God.....someone's dying by my hands today.....

do you have the XaMP? it's MUCH better than XMRO

[crippledalbino]

And now my XMRO is out....I swear to God.....someone's dying by my hands today.....

You're only missing Crazy Jen, Mobester. No harm no foul.

[crippledalbino]

do you have the XaMP? it's MUCH better than XMRO

I don't know what that is. Could you give me an XaMP-le?

Oi.

[crippledalbino]

Hey, look guys!
We're tied for ninth place!
Ooofa.

edit: remobo triple comboooooooooooooooo

[Mobo]

Wackbag: #9 in ESD's drunken heart!

[crippledalbino]

After listening to all this drinking, *I* feel a little drunk, not gonna lie.

[mikek]

I don't know what that is. Could you give me an XaMP-le?

Oi.

http://xamp.imomo.net/



awww, buddays....

[KNUCKLEUP]

why the sad ballerina avatar pumpkin? isn't it your BURPHDAE tomorrow? :clap4: :drunk::hb: :jump: :p

because the whores didn't show.

how am i supposed to celebrate w/o the whores?

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids.
Off to that incredibly exciting replay thread to listen to rehashed audio of Big AAAAaaaaaa.....

[stillbornstew]

I don't know what that is. Could you give me an XaMP-le?

Oi.
*sigh* i don't like you right now. :icon_roll





mobo: http://www.myxamp.com/

mike's is good too.

[crippledalbino]

http://xamp.imomo.net/



awww, buddays....
Way to not meatspin me there, Me-Keck.
because the whores didn't show.

how am i supposed to celebrate w/o the whores?

Awww... no bitches for the birf? That's very sad.

[Dr. Hoffman]

why the sad ballerina avatar pumpkin? isn't it your BURPHDAE tomorrow? :clap4: :drunk::hb: :jump: :p

Who's having a burphday?

[Arch Stanton]

Not one LOTD from me today.

[crippledalbino]

*sigh* i don't like you right now. :icon_roll



Quality of jokes not quite up to your standards, then?
Sorry, Sparkles.

[Mobo]

That sounded like the end of SNL.

[Arch Stanton]

And that's the end of the live programming thread for 03/17/08.........Donk

[Mobo]

Not one LOTD from me today.

HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!

LOTD!

[Mobo]

Love the Carlos Mencia Unmasked....the only one where the comedian has to use part of his hour to defend the fact that he doesn't steal every last bit of his act.

[krisko]

aright buddays, see ya in the replayreplay thread

[stillbornstew]

because the whores didn't show.

how am i supposed to celebrate w/o the whores?
i can make a few suggestions. PM me. ;)
Who's having a burphday?
knucks




see you in the re-replay thread.

[Mobo]

off to the replay that I won't listen too......again.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Who's having a burphday?

i iz!! :gh:

:jump:jump:jump

[Dr. Hoffman]

Not one LOTD from me today.

Who are you again?

[Deadbent]

Just gonna keep drinkin' in an empty thread.

You all clear out... mmhm.

Toodles!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Just gonna keep drinkin' in an empty thread.

You all clear out... mmhm.

Toodles!

Do you drink alone? All by yourself?

[Mobo]

Just gonna keep drinkin' in an empty thread.

You all clear out... mmhm.

Toodles!

you da man. Fuck 'em all.

[stillbornstew]

Just gonna keep drinkin' in an empty thread.

You all clear out... mmhm.

Toodles!
right here w/ you bro. cheers mon frer. :drunk:

[Deadbent]

Oh man, now I'm getting the batting eyelashes from Stew.

There's not enough liquor here, there, in me, anywhere at all, to make her look cute. Er. Him.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i'm actually *not* drinking for once. lulz.