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CM Mark
03-19-2008, 11:25 AM
Was unsure whether to start this here or in Bizarro. Mods, feel free to move it if you want.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD30599020080319?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A man in Australia is auctioning his life -- his house, his job, his clothes and his friends -- on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life.

"It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me," Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.

Usher said he was auctioning his life as "a package" with his house in Perth valued at around A$420,000 (US$385,000).

"Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!," reads his Web site www.alife4sale.com, which has a link to eBay for bidders.

Usher said his life auction, which starts on June 22, included not only his house, a car, a motorbike, a jet ski and a spa, but also an introduction to "great friends" and a job at a rug shop in Perth for a trial two-week period.

"When it's over, I will just walk out the front door, take my wallet, my passport and start a new life," he said.

Usher said his ex-wife had heard of his auction.

"Her last comment was, 'it seems a bit mental to me'," he said.

(Reporting by Michael Perry; Editing by Jeremy Laurence)

Kris_LTRMa
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
I clicked this thinking it was Mark selling his life :haha7:


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Ego
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Does it come with a money-back guarantee if I'm not completely satisfied? Health insurance would be good too.

wes mantooth
03-19-2008, 05:16 PM
Does he have a pet dingo?

Chino Kapone
03-19-2008, 05:32 PM
I clicked this thinking it was Mark selling his life :haha7:


:action-sm

x2

Deadbent
03-19-2008, 06:25 PM
I clicked this thinking it was Mark selling his life :haha7:


:action-sm

Yeah, but you can't get change back from a penny. :action-sm

Ballbuster1
03-19-2008, 06:30 PM
Usher said his ex-wife had heard of his auction.

"Her last comment was, 'it seems a bit mental to me'," he said.
Sounds like she has more brains than him.

Not suprised the marriage broke up.

Voss's Tumor
03-19-2008, 08:19 PM
Does he have kids I can touch?

I just wanna get the full picture of what I'm bidding on here...