Ron & Dave Listening Thread - 03/19/08 - Fez is OK

[Goober]

Hiya Buddies... Fez is in the clear, that is all that is important.


FYI...
I just got word that Fez got his results back and everything checks out with his heart. He doesn't need an angioplasty or another stent. He'll be back on the show when he's feeling better.

[crippledalbino]

Definitely.
Glad to have Fez, even though I wont' be listening for the first few hours due to meeting hilarity.

But still...

Good morning, world.
Enjoy the buddays in my absence.

[CM Mark]

hiya buddays

[Chester'sLiver]

Fez being ok is great news...get better soon buddy (if you read this)...oh and hi guys..

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

[silentbob8201]

Arthur C Clarke.

[Deadbent]

Awww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

I'm Deadbent. Thanks for the vision, Mr. Clarke.

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy My Buddays!!!


Why the Dave in the title? It is still Fez's show. Right?

[Mobo]

I just tuned in, and (like always) came in my pants upon hearing Mr. Bowie....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fuck Major Tom. I was hoping for an airlock failure throughout the whole song

:D


Ground Control FTW!

[cokelogic]

I was waiting to see if the show was live or not. To see if Fez was Ok.

[Mobo]

Clarke was the 'Hitchhiker' author, yeah?

[silentbob8201]

Clarke was the 'Hitchhiker' author, yeah?

No Douglas Adams was.

[Deadbent]

Clarke was the 'Hitchhiker' author, yeah?


That was Douglas Adams.

This is Clarke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke

[Dr. Hoffman]

Good news for Fezzy...

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

[Mobo]

I just tuned in, and (like always) came in my pants upon hearing Mr. Bowie....

out for clean-up.....should take me about an hour.....(I'm backed up).

[Mobo]

No Douglas Adams was.

That was Douglas Adams.

This is Clarke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke

oops....sorree....not much of a reader.....I NEED PICTURES!

[ArthurT.Opless]

I just tuned in, and (like always) came in my pants upon hearing Mr. Bowie....

I hope you come into the R&F listening thread......

Thanks for the invite!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Thanks for the invite!

Great...who invited [you]? Isn't Boringstein on air right now?

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, let's get down to it

[Arch Stanton]

I was waiting to see if the show was live or not. To see if Fez was Ok.

Nice to see ya.

[ArthurT.Opless]

Great...who invited [you]? Isn't Boringstein on air right now?

Actually, I was going to perform some errands, however, once I got the invite from Mr' remobo, I figured it was the polite thing to do.

[krisko]

hi

[Deadbent]

Ooh. A Krisko:biggrinfl

[Dr. Hoffman]

Actually, I was going to perform some errands, however, once I got the invite from Mr' remobo, I figured it was the polite thing to do.

Here's an idea; flush your phone (since you don't have XM), fuck your mother, and buy Queerius.

[ArthurT.Opless]

Here's an idea; flush your phone (since you don't have XM), fuck your mother, and buy Queerius.

Thanks for the idea, but, I do have XM, unfortunately my mother isn't my type. and Dan, the current caller, is a douche.

[Deadbent]

Robot Baseball wars... as requested!

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Basewars_NES_ScreenShot2.jpg

[dolemyte]

Woo-hoo Hunter college mention... My crappy Alma Mater

[Chester'sLiver]

Earl is a complete racist... He might not be a angry violent racist but he is a racist...

[silentbob8201]

Earl is a complete racist... He might not be a angry violent racist but he is a racist...

Tell that to the Pastey Redhead whom he attempted to choke out i mean that was real right............

[krisko]

Ooh. A Krisko:biggrinfl
eeeeetsaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeee krisko!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

eeeeetsaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeee krisko!!!!!

http://i.n.com.com/i/ne/p/2007/mario_449x600.jpg

"whaa"

[Deadbent]

eeeeetsaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeee krisko!!!!!


http://www.deadinsect.co.uk/images/banana.jpg

[lokimanahan]

Earl is a complete racist... He might not be a angry violent racist but he is a racist...

........unlike the population of wackbag, which is made up of lovely, tolerant people.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Earl is a complete racist... He might not be a angry violent racist but he is a racist...

Speaking of racist I was reading through some of Obama's preacher's speaches. the guy actually claimed that the "HIV Virus" as he put it was invented by the white man to exterminate blacks.

[lokimanahan]

Speaking of racist I was reading through some of Obama's preacher's speaches. the guy actually claimed that the "HIV Virus" as he put it was invented by the white man to exterminate blacks.

But, it was. See, also: crack.

[krisko]

Speaking of racist I was reading through some of Obama's preacher's speaches. the guy actually claimed that the "HIV Virus" as he put it was invented by the white man to exterminate blacks.

wait, it wasn't? :huh:

[Deadbent]

Katrina happened to pay us back for homosexuality and war.

Looookit what God did to ussss, maaaaaaan.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wait, McCain's screwing HTG? "whaa" "whaa"

[Deadbent]

wait, it wasn't? :huh:


shh. they're trying to ruiiiiin it.
They're whitey's inside jokes. Crack and Aids.

[dolemyte]

Wow.. im not easily offended, but Craig just made me shake my head

[Jimmy's Dignity]

shh. they're trying to ruiiiiin it.
They're whitey's inside jokes. Crack and Aids.

the infection rate has risen exponentially since we put em in Grape soda & KFC

[Deadbent]

The only black this caller sees are on tv?

Where's he from? Paradise?

[krisko]

Katrina happened to pay us back for homosexuality and war.

Looookit what God did to ussss, maaaaaaan.
how did shirley phelps roper get into dead's account? "whaa"
shh. they're trying to ruiiiiin it.
They're whitey's inside jokes. Crack and Aids.

yes but we also gave them watermelon and grape soda. I think that more than makes up for aids and crack.

[krisko]

The only black this caller sees are on tv?

Where's he from? Paradise?

:(:(
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/c2/c14809.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhaha, "What needs to be said"
stupid Pitzy

edit: no, that's not me on the phone

[Chester'sLiver]

I believe that joke was on Scrubs...Elliot was talking to Lavern (sp?) while she was in a coma and said "You told me white people smell like wet dogs.....we do"

[dolemyte]

Earl's lying... i've always heard wet dogs and bologna. every one has heard that growing up.

[Dr. Hoffman]

how did shirley phelps roper get into dead's account? "whaa"



Speaking of which I'd like to hear HER opinion on this preacher.

[Goober]

Why the Dave in the title? It is still Fez's show. Right?

Is it?

[Goober]

Speaking of which I'd like to hear HER opinion on this preacher.

2 words: Fag Enabler

[stillbornstew]

HELLO WACKBAG!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!

*looks around* anyone care...........? "whaa"

didn't think so. :(

[Arch Stanton]

Is it?

Oh Hi Goober

Et tu Goober?

[lokimanahan]

No wonder they drag them behind trucks!

[Arch Stanton]

HELLO WACKBAG!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!

*looks around* anyone care...........? "whaa"

didn't think so. :(

Hiya stretch!

[Dr. Hoffman]

How bout that...Redding is getting mentions from callers into the show now! :clap:

[Deadbent]

:(:(
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/c2/c14809.jpg


http://classes.maxwell.syr.edu/ecn521/pair-of-dice.jpg

http://www.lostblog.net/postimages/hurley.jpg


?

[Arch Stanton]

No wonder they drag them behind trucks!

White people are so scared of.....

[Deadbent]

How bout that...Redding is getting mentions from callers into the show now! :clap:



Nancy Grace was on last night, I overheard someone Killed Redding. He was really a model or something.

[Chester'sLiver]

We aren't asking them to act white or American, we are asking you to act civil..

[Dr. Hoffman]

HELLO WACKBAG!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!

*looks around* anyone care...........? "whaa"

didn't think so. :(

http://www.musicofnature.com/songsofinsects/images/large_jpg/014a_gryllus-_LE_SLIDE.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

How bout that...Redding is getting mentions from callers into the show now! :clap:

Gotta give it to Homan, he keeps trying, and is a good trait.

[krisko]

what fucking flag would you like to wave, sir?

[Arch Stanton]

Nancy Grace was on last night, I overheard someone Killed Redding. He was really a model or something.

I take he was something

[silentbob8201]

See BJ doesnt know what he's talking about Not that many people watched the Wire atleast according to EW.

[Chester'sLiver]

what fucking flag would you like to wave, sir?

http://members.aol.com/Schoonmaker2000/Naziflag.gif

[krisko]

No wonder they drag them behind trucks!
waddle doodle!
http://classes.maxwell.syr.edu/ecn521/pair-of-dice.jpg

http://www.lostblog.net/postimages/hurley.jpg


?

you're a silly goose :D

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Earl's lying... i've always heard wet dogs and bologna. every one has heard that growing up.

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/sad-wet-dog.jpg http://www.ellpond.com/bandc.jpg??

[TheTruth]

http://members.aol.com/Schoonmaker2000/Naziflag.gif

X2 :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what fucking flag would you like to wave, sir?http://members.aol.com/Schoonmaker2000/Naziflag.gifI always wondered what would have happened in an alternate universe if Hitler had sued Great Britain for peace, as his generals were urging him to do and then entirely focused the rest of the war against Russia...

[Deadbent]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/sad-wet-dog.jpg

http://www.ellpond.com/bandc.jpg??


http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/images/2007/08/02/dog.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/297899/1_61_062807_Weinermobile.jpg

??

[krisko]

everyone turn up your radio, Julie's on

[dolemyte]

Brazillians would probably be the last ppl to understand what happens up here... they have to be the most mixed ppl on earth

[Goober]

Shoot them all Ronnie.... Then let god sort them out.

[Deadbent]

everyone turn up your radio, Julie's on


Yeah, I smelled the overload of victoria secret perfume about 5 minutes before she got on air. :D

[Deadbent]

Holy shit, way to have voice tremors, caller.

[Friday]

everyone turn up your radio, Julie's on

:wave4:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Shoot them all Ronnie.... Then let god sort them out.

why waste bullets? We could be just as successful by napalming the shit out of everything...

[Deadbent]

Think I'll go sneak a smoke before Mike The Teacher.

[Goober]

why waste bullets? We could be just as successful by napalming the shit out of everything...

There will be nothing left to plunder if it all burns, you silly goose.

[dolemyte]

Think I'll go sneak a smoke before Mike The Teacher.


X2

[Jimmy's Dignity]

They will be nothing left to plunder if it all burns, you silly goose.

true, but think of all the places that the survivors could make s'mores!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/02/00/23030002.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

true, but think of all the places that the survivors could make s'mores!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/02/00/23030002.jpg

Smores are the bessssst.

[Goober]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/EdwardCopeland/thinred/2001monolith.jpg

[ArthurT.Opless]

<------- Is OK with drugs in his water.

[Mobo]

Hewwo everabawda!

special hello to Dead, Krisko, and Fridee.....missed you this morning.

[Goober]

I am drinking nothing but crack in my DC water. Does Britta make a filter for that?

[krisko]

Hewwo everabawda!

special hello to Dead, Krisko, and Fridee.....missed you this morning.

ooohhh hi mobo!!

i was shleepin, i'm lazy

[Deadbent]

heyyo Moboo.

[Mobo]

Does Britta make a filter for that?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/1840667426_dc603e7ff1.jpg?v=0 ?

[Mobo]

heyyo Moboo.

HEY! Don't give away my Halloween costume!

[Goober]

Of course they are constantly pumping the subways. It is called a water table. If there was not water there we would all die.

[Goober]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/1840667426_dc603e7ff1.jpg?v=0 ?
That looks like the dirty dishes after a lovely dessert.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Of course they are constantly pumping the subways. It is called a water table. If there was not water there we would all die.

I also like how he conveniently leaves out the fact that in terms of content of water with drugs in it its at like a couple thousand parts per billion. Its not even enough to make a noticeable difference to the water.

[Mobo]

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-lifelike-robotic-dog.html

AHHHHHHHHH!

[Mobo]

[media]
That looks like the dirty dishes after a lovely dessert.

Sorry.....pie ala mode is like crack to me.....

[LiddyRules]

Hi everyone

[Mobo]

apparently Dr. Steve has everyone in a contemplative mood.....


everybody's a sleepy-head today......

[Deadbent]

apparently Dr. Steve has everyone in a contemplative mood.....


everybody's a sleepy head today......


Maybe, but I was wondering why Mike the Teacher is sounding a bit paranoid. :action-sm

[krisko]

aright folks

homework time :(

[ArthurT.Opless]

<---------- does his own plumbing, electrical, and drywall, thus making him cool.

[silentbob8201]

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-lifelike-robotic-dog.html

AHHHHHHHHH!

well hopefully those freaks only have 3 year life spans.

[Awful Me]

Who knew Mike the Teacher was a sober Dave Attell

[Dr. Hoffman]

<---------- does his own plumbing, electrical, and drywall, thus making him cool.

Do you make your own AK-47's and clear your own personal forest as well? And while we're on it you don't leave your good camera in your truck do you?

[Mobo]

Maybe, but I was wondering why Mike the Teacher is sounding a bit paranoid. :action-sm

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

[Deadbent]

Who knew Mike the Teacher was a sober Dave Attell


Hey Awf.

(That was a hell of a line btw. :icon_mrgr)

[Ted the Poster]

The Chevy Corvair. Unsafe at any speed.
http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/jonchew/multifariousmusings/corvair2_med.jpg

[ArthurT.Opless]

Do you make your own AK-47's and clear your own personal forest as well? And while we're on it you don't leave your good camera in your truck do you?

Unfortunately I am not that cool.:(

[lokimanahan]

Hi everyone

How are you, fella!?

[LiddyRules]

I love looking at the stars in the middle of nowhere.

[Deadbent]

The Chevy Corvair. Unsafe at any speed.



I heard it's especially unsafe because it used to fall down a lot for cheap laughs.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Unfortunately I am not that cool.:(

No...you're just a much bigger douche.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

America at Night
http://www.ovas.org/images/nanite.jpg

[LiddyRules]

I am completely useless to society even with technology. Without technology, I'd be even more useless. The world doesn't need another depressive introspective douche.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/amishlolcat.jpg

:action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/amishlolcat.jpg

:action-sm

:haha7:

[KNUCKLEUP]

mike the teacher fucking rules.


edit:
hahahahahahahaha "eat the poor" and "corn-based asses"...

[Mobo]

MMMMMMMM......corn sugar......

http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/Homer_drools.jpg

[Awful Me]

Hey Awf.

(That was a hell of a line btw. :icon_mrgr)

Hello sir. You are tooooo kind

[Mobo]

Somebody dump out of Al's question, please.....

[Goober]

Al Dukes..... The snowball loving cuckold.

[ArthurT.Opless]

No...you're just a much bigger douche.

Thank you, sir!:action-sm

[Mobo]

whut up Knuckle and Awful!?!?!

[Deadbent]

Hello sir. You are tooooo kind

Maybe when I'm sleeping!

[stillbornstew]

<---------- does his own plumbing, electrical, and drywall, thus making him cool.
i didn't know you were mexican too. sup hermano?

[stillbornstew]

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/amishlolcat.jpg

:action-sm
hi sweetie. how was the birf din din?

[Mobo]

Great...this John Edwards talk is going to cause Billy Staples to call in.....

[lokimanahan]

MMMMMMMM......corn sugar......

http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/Homer_drools.jpg

When I was living in Bermuda, you wouldn't believe how many US attorneys that I dealt with wanted me to show them where they could pick up a couple of cases of Bermuda-made Coca Cola, because they still use cane sugar syrup there, unlike that awful high fructose corn syrup shit that they use pretty-much everywhere else. Apparently, a lot of people still have a serious craving for Coke made with sugar cane syrup.

[KNUCKLEUP]

whut up Knuckle and Awful!?!?!

heya sweetie! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

I am just waiting to go "Babygirl you are on the line with Mike the teacher.."



CAN YOU CALL PIANOS?

[Ted the Poster]

hi sweetie. how was the birf din din?

She showed you a picture of it. What's your question?

[DonTheTrucker]

Hi buddays....

[Awful Me]

whut up Knuckle and Awful!?!?!



Hola mi amigo.

Every now and then i can bail on work and post some.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey Bawdeez,

New job won't allow Wackbag until my Laptop is ordered, but I set up my MyFi in the office and I'm listening...Love Ronnie.

Posting this from my phone.

[Goober]

Great...this John Edwards talk is going to cause Billy Staples to call in.....

?????http://www.sohoblues.com/Media/John_Edwards_NYC.jpg

[Deadbent]

Hey Rst. :action-sm

Phonebagging stinks, mostly. Eh?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi sweetie. how was the birf din din?

amazingly delicious, but everything up until the moment i ate was stressful and/or meh.

except for the bday time on wb :action-sm

[Mobo]

Hola mi amigo.

Every now and then i can bail on work and post some.

Always glad to see your troll-y little face in the avatar!

[Blue Heeler]

Peanut allergies started to escalate due to the roasting of peanuts instead of boiling them.

[stillbornstew]

I love looking at the stars in the middle of nowhere.
used to go out on the sponson of the ship when we were at sea. the sky was just amazing.
She showed you a picture of it. What's your question?
knucks eats pussy...............NO SHE DON'T!!!!!!!!!
Hi buddays....
sir

[dolemyte]

Never got the ADD thing. I act up as a kid, i'd get 'the shoe'. Cleared my ADD right up...

[Goober]

I should call in and ask Mike if I can catch sickle cell anemia from the black chick I was sleeping with.

[Blue Heeler]

Hey Bawdeez,

New job won't allow Wackbag until my Laptop is ordered, but I set up my MyFi in the office and I'm listening...Love Ronnie.

Posting this from my phone.

I use www.whackbag.com here and it bypasses the filter. Just don't follow internal forum thread links.

[DonTheTrucker]

sir

Don't call me sir, I work for a living! :D

[stillbornstew]

amazingly delicious, but everything up until the moment i ate was stressful and/or meh.

except for the bday time on wb :action-sm
well to be fair.......you can't really enjoy your birf when you're doing 6 different things not related to having fun. now.......if you were cleaning MY place...... :action-sm

[Mobo]

I should call in and ask Mike if I can catch sickle cell anemia from the black chick I was sleeping with.

He's smart....he'll never believe that you slept with a chick....black or otherwise....

[stillbornstew]

Hey Bawdeez,

New job won't allow Wackbag until my Laptop is ordered, but I set up my MyFi in the office and I'm listening...Love Ronnie.

Posting this from my phone.
hiya mister
Don't call me sir, I work for a living! :D
sorry. hey douchebag. :action-sm

[mikek]

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/amishlolcat.jpg




Amish LoLcats don't like having their pictures taken.

[Mobo]

HA HA!

Pitzy.....what the fuck.....

[DonTheTrucker]

sorry. hey douchebag. :action-sm

Closer. I would have also accepted "hi asshole" or "hello cunt".

[Deadbent]

Asking good questions, usually a sign of intellect.



Pitz. .. back to the drawing board. :D

[stillbornstew]

I should call in and ask Mike if I can catch sickle cell anemia from the black chick I was sleeping with.
yeah you should. but the answer is no.

[mikek]

Never got the ADD thing. I act up as a kid, i'd get 'the shoe'. Cleared my ADD right up...

x2

[Dr. Hoffman]

The smallest bone is the stirrup in the ear.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I use www.whackbag.com here and it bypasses the filter. Just don't follow internal forum thread links.

Thanks Blue Heeler.
I use PDA Wackbag and yes Deadbent...Hone baggin' sucks.

[KNUCKLEUP]

well to be fair.......you can't really enjoy your birf when you're doing 6 different things not related to having fun. now.......if you were cleaning MY place...... :action-sm

http://www.thepinupfiles.com/images/KBS-elliot-02-LG.jpg

[Deadbent]

Always hated the Vaccination Proclamation.

[Goober]

Thanks Blue Heeler.
I use PDA Wackbag and yes Deadbent...Hone baggin' sucks.

I can never get wackbag on my Hone. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

and virsus' and diseases are getting stronger b/c they're getting more resistant to antibiotics b/c patients are not using them properly.

[DonTheTrucker]

The smallest bone is the stirrup in the ear.

Unless you're Asian.

[Deadbent]

Got that issue monday, good read on autism.

[stillbornstew]

http://www.thepinupfiles.com/images/KBS-elliot-02-LG.jpg

aaaaaaaaaaand post.

[Mobo]

Always hated the Vaccination Proclamation.

Yeah, that was the beginning of the Black Plague.....

[lokimanahan]

Never got the ADD thing. I act up as a kid, i'd get 'the shoe'. Cleared my ADD right up...

True. At some point in the last twenty years "that kid's a complete cunt who needs a good kicking" became "the poor child has ADD".

[KNUCKLEUP]

Never got the ADD thing. I act up as a kid, i'd get 'the shoe'. Cleared my ADD right up...

x2. i never even heard of ADD til i was in high school. i moved to a small, wealthy town for about a year, if that's any indicator... :icon_roll

and virsus' and diseases are getting stronger b/c they're getting more resistant to antibiotics b/c patients are not using them properly.

that's actually pretty terrifying. people don't finish their medications because they feel better or take them only so often because they forget... and we're also incredibly overmedicated as it is...

[stillbornstew]

Yeah, that was the beginning of the Black Plague.....
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[dolemyte]

i'd put my money on non-carbon based life somewhere... Just something with a system that we couldn't possibly guess

[Goober]

I got a flesh unit....Tee Hee
http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[ArthurT.Opless]

ADD, among other disorders, are cash cows to the drug companies.

[Mobo]

HEY! This is great! My knee feels great! It's like I have a new lease on life! I can run, jump,.........<slump....fall>

[stillbornstew]

that's actually pretty terrifying. people don't finish their medications because they feel better or take them only so often because they forget... and we're also incredibly overmedicated as it is...
within the next 3-5 years azythromicine (z-pack) will be pretty much useless.

[stillbornstew]

America is a cash cow to the drug companies.

fixed due to professional knowledge

[ArthurT.Opless]

within the next 3-5 years azythromicine (z-pack) will be pretty much useless.

That is a pretty scary thought. Between the Mayan calender and superbugs coming in a couple years just makes me want to go out and max out my credit cards. Might as well live it up while I can!:icon_mrgr

[dolemyte]

Forward time travel may be possible... Still can't figure a way that past travel could possibly work...

Now we just need to know how to travel as fast or faster than the speed of light

[Mobo]

within the next 3-5 years azythromicine (z-pack) will be pretty much useless.

Good thing you're working on that Barrium enema thing...I'd hate for you to be obsolete.

[Mobo]

Forward time travel may be possible... Still can't figure a way that past travel could possibly work...

Now we just need to know how to travel as fast or faster than the speed of light

why the HELL would you in particular want to travel to the past?

[mikek]

Hey Bawdeez,

New job won't allow Wackbag until my Laptop is ordered, but I set up my MyFi in the office and I'm listening...Love Ronnie.

Posting this from my phone.

If you know what web proxies are, feel free to use mine:

64.22.125.180 port 9876

(goes for anyone)

[dolemyte]

Jupiter is my fav planet, but Dave doesnt know what to ask. ugh
eg.

A liquid metal ocean (think T-2000)
If Jupiter was just about 100X bigger, it would be a second sun.

God im a fucking nerd....

[Deadbent]

Hey thanks Mike. I'll keep that for future reference.

[stillbornstew]

Good thing you're working on that Barrium enema thing...I'd hate for you to be obsolete.
well, at least we didn't have a blow out. THANK GAWD!!!!! i really hate doing flouroscopy.

[Mobo]

If you know what web proxies are, feel free to use mine:

64.22.125.180 port 9876

(goes for anyone)

ewwww.....is that cum on your proxy? I ain't usin' that!

[dolemyte]

why the HELL would you in particular want to travel to the past?


No fucking way i'd personally want to do it... its just stuff i think of now and then though.

[stillbornstew]

whats the big black invention, PEANUT BUTTER!!

what are white kids allergic to....PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Good Afternoon, world.
I'm here, although not sure to what degree.

How's the show been so far?

[mikek]

If Jupiter was just about 100X bigger, it would be a second sun.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008BRDW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



God im a fucking nerd....
Don't worry, I think many of us are.

[stillbornstew]

Good Afternoon, world.
I'm here, although not sure to what degree.

How's the show been so far?
hi sugar monster

[ArthurT.Opless]

well, at least we didn't have a blow out. THANK GAWD!!!!! i really hate doing flouroscopy.

Or cleaning the ...flooroscopy! See what I did there. I changed it to mean you are cleaning up the floor. A little theater of the mind thing going on.

[Mobo]

whats the big black invention, PEANUT BUTTER!!

what are white kids allergic to....PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

I wonder what Obama's preacher has to say about this!

[Mobo]

hello Crip! Give us the minutes of your meeting.

[Goober]

If you know what web proxies are, feel free to use mine:

64.22.125.180 port 9876

(goes for anyone)

Oh Atlanta, GA... That is a neat trick.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I wonder what Obama's preacher has to say about this!

It's all a white conspiracy?

[stillbornstew]

Or cleaning the ...flooroscopy! See what I did there. I changed it to mean you are cleaning up the floor. A little theater of the mind thing going on.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Car_crash_1.jpg/800px-Car_crash_1.jpg

[ArthurT.Opless]

Good Afternoon, world.
I'm here, although not sure to what degree.

How's the show been so far?

Hello sir.

[stillbornstew]

Mighty Horse!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

The backwards swasticker.

[crippledalbino]

hi sugar monster
Hello Muffin Munchin' Munchkin.
hello Crip! Give us the minutes of your meeting.
It was about a survey that totally degenerated into a nice, union style us versus them battle royale of the compliance department versus upper management. I was expecting boredom and ended up being completely entertained.

[Tennessee Jed]

Monkey Hoooussse

[Tennessee Jed]

tag the sky

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Car_crash_1.jpg/800px-Car_crash_1.jpg

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/05/crushed.jpg

[Mobo]

It was about a survey that totally degenerated into a nice, union style us versus them battle royale of the compliance department versus upper management. I was expecting boredom and ended up being completely entertained.

Who cares.

[crippledalbino]

Hello sir.

Oh.... you.

[Friday]

yay! I just found out that i am CONFIRMED for the Gene Wilder unmasked!

Classic!!! w00t!!

[Mobo]

Sleeves is the only choice.....out of the ones mentioned, that's the only one I would listen to.

[crippledalbino]

Who cares.

You do, you big pillow-talking (biting) softy.

[Tennessee Jed]

yay! I just found out that i am CONFIRMED for the Gene Wilder unmasked!

Classic!!! w00t!!

i'll be there...i'm bringing my mother.

[Mobo]

yay! I just found out that i am CONFIRMED for the Gene Wilder unmasked!

Classic!!! w00t!!

wow.....I really wish that I could go....I think the man is a genius. Have fun!

EDIT: I mean both men, by the way.

[DonTheTrucker]

yay! I just found out that i am CONFIRMED for the Gene Wilder unmasked!

Classic!!! w00t!!

<------ Jealous.

[stillbornstew]

Hello Muffin Munchin' Munchkin.
you just love to point out my lil'ness don't you.

[crippledalbino]

you just love to point out my lil'ness don't you.

I was just going for alliteration.

You could stand to grow a few inches though, not gonna lie.

[ArthurT.Opless]

Oh.... you.

Such a cheerful retort. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/05/crushed.jpg



http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/robot2.jpg

[Deadbent]

(and oh wow, Tickets for the Wilder Unmasked. Lucky Fridee!!)

[Deadbent]

Earl's meaning of life really stinks.

Poor Earl.

[Deadbent]

Wonder how far this'll stretch.

[crippledalbino]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/robot2.jpg

http://content.luxology.com/modo/201/img/modo201_RoboDog.jpg

[Deadbent]

no more stretchin!

[stillbornstew]

I was just going for alliteration.

You could stand to grow a few inches though, not gonna lie.
CANTGROWNOMORE.STOPITCRIP!!!! *kicks can*

[Goober]

Race War!

[stillbornstew]

brb, gotta run to the sto'

[Mobo]

http://content.luxology.com/modo/201/img/modo201_RoboDog.jpg

AHHHHHH! ROBOT DOG! GET IT OUTTA HERE!!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/robot2.jpg

hahahahaha, i just like this photo better:

http://www.robosaurus.com/pictures/1.jpg

:action-sm

[Deadbent]

haha yeah, that photo does trump it.
But mine was the only one in the photodump. :(

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://content.luxology.com/modo/201/img/modo201_RoboDog.jpg

http://peterthink.blogs.com/thinking/roomba_1.jpg

this pyramid's not very inspired, is it, lol

[crippledalbino]

brb, gotta run to the sto'

Buy some platform shoes.

(Alright, I'm done now.)

(Sorta)

[ArthurT.Opless]

Collective stupidity rules!

[Mobo]

http://peterthink.blogs.com/thinking/roomba_1.jpg

this pyramid's not very inspired, is it, lol

http://www.vieartificielle.com/images_nouvelle/2asimo22.11.jpg

[Goober]

http://www.vieartificielle.com/images_nouvelle/2asimo22.11.jpg

gay robot

http://www.fareastgizmos.com/entry_images/0607/01/robot.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://peterthink.blogs.com/thinking/roomba_1.jpg

this pyramid's not very inspired, is it, lol

http://www.showmii.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/goomba.jpg

[Mobo]

That says Hubo...not homo....

[Mobo]

http://www.showmii.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/goomba.jpg

I see what you did there.....

:clap::haha7:

[Friday]

the conversation has gone through about 7 different topics... and you guys are still posting robot pictures.

i am SO glad i have other intellectual outlets to turn to. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

I see what you did there.....

:clap::haha7:

See?
Heh. This is what happens when you tell jokes for the one motherfucker who's gonna see it.

[crippledalbino]

the conversation has gone through about 7 different topics... and you guys are still posting robot pictures.

i am SO glad i have other intellectual outlets to turn to. :rolleyes:

To be fair, I posted one of a mutant mushroom.

[Mobo]

http://www.showmii.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/goomba.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/360028557_36211c09a7.jpg?v=0

[ArthurT.Opless]

My keg of Yuengling ran out. I'm off to get a new one. Have a great day everyone.

[Mobo]

i am SO glad i have other intellectual outlets to turn to. :rolleyes:

Do you mean the butt?





tee hee....robut butt......







tee hee.....

[Goober]

the conversation has gone through about 7 different topics... and you guys are still posting robot pictures.

i am SO glad i have other intellectual outlets to turn to. :rolleyes:

http://www.20hoxtonsquare.com/images/Bella_top_cunt_17_f.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

So humans are nothing but eaten up potatoes when you really get down to the bottom of it?

[Mobo]

My keg of Yuengling ran out. I'm off to get a new one. Have a great day everyone.

Maybe prayers do come true......have fun drinking and driving!!!!




ass.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.vieartificielle.com/images_nouvelle/2asimo22.11.jpg

http://www.bigroadstudios.com/di_sketch/images/slinky.jpg

[dolemyte]

LOL... i was one of the pricks that blew the curve in Intro Astronomy/Physics, then pretended i failed like everyone else.

Love this stuff

[Deadbent]

the conversation has gone through about 7 different topics... and you guys are still posting robot pictures.

i am SO glad i have other intellectual outlets to turn to. :rolleyes:



I'm not even trying to discuss topics here darlin'.
That'd go over well.


There've been a few interesting ones though.
Mike's a good thinker.

[Mobo]

Mike the Teacher: "Moonwalkers should be treated like Gods."

http://lnx.kontrokultura.org/wp-content/Michael_Jackson_108752a.jpg

[mikek]

Mike the Teacher: "Moonwalkers should be revered as Gods."

http://lnx.kontrokultura.org/wp-content/Michael_Jackson_108752a.jpg

:haha7:
(on a separate note, that's wrong on so many levels)





awww buddays..............

[Friday]

keep the brown people!

seeyah buddays

[Mobo]

sorry to all the intelligent people in the thread....

[Chester'sLiver]

dang the show is over...Alright guys... C-YA!

[Goober]

cya

[dolemyte]

Peace out Buddies

[ArthurT.Opless]

Maybe prayers do come true......have fun drinking and driving!!!!




ass.

It ran out last night Mister Morals. However, there are many trees on the way so don't loose hope.;)

[crippledalbino]

Well, that was the most fascinating fifteen minutes of Ron and Fez that I've haerd in a while.

But alas, real work and replays now call.

And robot butts, because the whole lot of us are uneducated, immature, douche-baggelos.