Ron and Fez Listening Thread -03/21/2008...Ok, Let's Get Down To It

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy My Buddays!!!

[Deadbent]

Hey Hey Arch. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Arch, Dead, welcome and good morning, world.

Off to go get a burrito.

[Stormrider666]

What's up buddays?

[Dre]

Hiya Buddays. :action-sm

I'm so happy we got some Buddays, I been missing the bbbbboys this week, and apparently no Buddays Monday?

[Arch Stanton]

Buddays!!! Running myself soon. Dropping off the Mako in Seaford for the Canvas. Then Sing Good Friday Servicde at 3:00

[Dre]

Getting meself some lunch, buddays, in time for the show of course....

[Deadbent]

Oh yeah, I forgot. It's Good Friday.
A good Friday to have a wonderful steak.

Mmmh.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm here..For the first hour anyway..I have to get out of here today...Don't worry though..Krisko has to work until 7 so she will be around to entertain guys..:action-sm

Krisko comment?

[Dre]

I'm here..For the first hour anyway..I have to get out of here today...Don't worry though..Krisko has to work until 7 so she will be around to entertain guys..:action-sm

No LOST for a month sir, what are we gonna do!?!?!?

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh yeah, I forgot. It's Good Friday.
A good Friday to have a wonderful steak.

Mmmh.

and digest it properly right?....


Heeeeeeeeeeey........... who said that? :icon_eek:

[Dre]

Oh yeah, I forgot. It's Good Friday.
A good Friday to have a wonderful steak.

Mmmh.

I was thinking this would be a sufficient Good Friday lunch:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/44/74/23267444.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

No LOST for a month sir, what are we gonna do!?!?!?

I know...I am going to have to re-watch all the episodes over the next weeks. This season has been really good. I know Ron was scared it would jump but I have throughly enjoyed it...

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts...And helps the day go faster...

[krisko]

I'm here..For the first hour anyway..I have to get out of here today...Don't worry though..Krisko has to work until 7 so she will be around to entertain guys..:action-sm

Krisko comment?
:(

that's my comment :(

afternoon buddays!

here's a link to the seating chart for patrice's gig next weekend. I'm in section B, table 11
i'm gonna get harrassed :icon_eek:
http://www.aacomedy.com/pictures/seating.pdf

[crippledalbino]

<----is eating a beef burrito with extra tabasco. Wow. Tasty as hell, but not exactly Mediocre Friday material.

[dolemyte]

A very P-Funkin afternoon Buddies

[crippledalbino]

Hey, did the 24 hour show idea get dropped?

[Stormrider666]

Hey, did the 24 hour show idea get dropped?

I'm guessing so. They probably never worked out the logistics.

[Chester'sLiver]

<----is eating a beef burrito with extra tabasco. Wow. Tasty as hell, but not exactly Mediocre Friday material.

So I am not the only one who goes out of the way to eat meat on Good Friday then......

[Dre]

Hey, did the 24 hour show idea get dropped?

I'm pretty sure it did, but I may be wrong.

And, I was going to do the exact same thing Chester, there has been so much shit in each episode, (even small side stuff), that I'd like to rewatch and fully appreciate.

[nolajersey]

Oh yeah, I forgot. It's Good Friday.
A good Friday to have a wonderful steak.

Mmmh.

I'm here..For the first hour anyway..I have to get out of here today...Don't worry though..Krisko has to work until 7 so she will be around to entertain guys..:action-sm

Krisko comment?

I was thinking this would be a sufficient Good Friday lunch:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/44/74/23267444.jpg

<----is eating a beef burrito with extra tabasco. Wow. Tasty as hell, but not exactly Mediocre Friday material.
Mean, mean, mean........meat eating bastards.....:action-sm

[Dre]

Boppers!

[krisko]

someone is vacuuming ni my office

why are they doing that whil we are all trying to be on the phone?

who the fuck knows?!

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays!

That funk song got quite repetitive, so I started listening to Ascension of the Watchers

[Stormrider666]

So I am not the only one who goes out of the way to eat meat on Good Friday then......

<-----------------Is going to be eating a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch today. Hoepfully get some pizza tonight with pepperoni and sausage. I don't support the fish guilds.

[dolemyte]

So I am not the only one who goes out of the way to eat meat on Good Friday then......


Nope, my chick and i traditionally go to Jackson Hole to have Cheeseburgers with Bacon...

Pissing on 3 major religions in 1 meal

[krisko]

So I am not the only one who goes out of the way to eat meat on Good Friday then......
hot

[TonyBagels]

Banging sticks, apparently they've seen John Adams

[Ted the Poster]

I am eating leftover pizza. Meat-lover's pizza. Fuck religion.

[stillbornstew]

buddaaaaaaays. thank goodness i get to be at home and not at work.

[Sam_Adams]

Hello fellow fans of The Ronald and Todd Show :action-sm

Hey, I have a question. I know it's stupid to ask you guys something but there is a girl that's come back in my life that I dated and haven't seen in many years.

So, is she GO or NO GO?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/Casey1.jpg

(one for Stiggers)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/CaseyCop.jpg

[TonyBagels]

Dave doesn't normally drink on Thursdays, his test will be tonight. Speaking of testing oneself...I think I'm gonna test myself to see how good this Sam Adams tastes

[TonyBagels]

<----is eating a beef burrito with extra tabasco. Wow. Tasty as hell, but not exactly Mediocre Friday material.

Starvin'

[Ted the Poster]

Hello fellow fans of The Ronald and Todd Show :action-sm

Hey, I have a question. I know it's stupid to ask you guys something but there is a girl that's come back in my life that I dated and haven't seen in many years.

So, is she GO or NO GO?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/Casey1.jpg

(one for Stiggers)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/CaseyCop.jpg

I'd fuck her. But you probably guessed that already.

[Sam_Adams]

I think I'm gonna test myself to see how good Sam Adams tastes

I taste splendid sir, just splendid:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

oo free pizza in the kitchen...:D I shall return..

[TonyBagels]

So I am not the only one who goes out of the way to eat meat on Good Friday then......

may possibly be the most bullshit man-made religious rule ever.

[stillbornstew]

"how he'd get to be god's son" :clap::clap::clap:

[Sam_Adams]

I'd fuck her. But you probably guessed that already.

Thanks FEZMAN :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

Mean, mean, mean........meat eating bastards.....:action-sm

Remember Nola, it's not so much about choosing what we want to eat on a regular Friday as much as hating the Messiah and being glad that he's dead.

[Stormrider666]

So Mary was a ******lover. Nice.

[Friday]

hiya buddays!

sorry i have not been around much.
this is a big week over at .net as I am in charge of the festivities to crucify Gvac. he is now hanging on the cross as per Mikeyboy pilate's orders.

i SWEAR i haven't had a thing to drink today :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

may possibly be the most bullshit man-made religious rule ever.

Second only to "must be r@ped by a priest to see the kingdom of god"

[TonyBagels]

They found out he wasn't black on National Geographic last night? Was this right after the Jesus-hates-stools segment?

[krisko]

Sam, she looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet, although i'm sure guys like that in a girl. She is very attractive, and you should bang her but wear a bag!!!!!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

hiya buddays!

sorry i have not been around much.
this is a big week over at .net as I am in charge of the festivities to crucify Gvac. he is now hanging on the cross as per Mikeyboy pilate's orders.

i SWEAR i haven't had a thing to drink today :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

Hey!
Welcome to our fine listening thread.

[lokimanahan]

buddaaaaaaays. thank goodness i get to be at home and not at work.

Fucking hell, Mr. Medic: I never thought I'd say this but, if I ever have the symptoms of a stroke, I hope that it actually is a stroke. A friend of the family, who's 45 with four kids, woke up a couple of days ago with typical stroke symptoms and got airlifted to Boston. Good news: he hadn't had a stroke. Bad news: he's just found out that he has inoperable brain cancer and has been given 90 days.........................wow............

[crippledalbino]

Sam, she looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet, although i'm sure guys like that in a girl. She is very attractive, and you should bang her but wear a bag!!!!!!!!!!!

But we always know that with Sam, it's murrrrrrderrrrr.... [/wrong thread]

[lokimanahan]

hiya buddays!

sorry i have not been around much.
this is a big week over at .net as I am in charge of the festivities to crucify Gvac. he is now hanging on the cross as per Mikeyboy pilate's orders.

i SWEAR i haven't had a thing to drink today :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

You didn't miss much, trust me.

[Dre]

I am eating leftover pizza. Meat-lover's pizza. Fuck religion.

:clap: QFT!

PASS THE:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/409822043_49d9fead1d.jpg

[krisko]

Fucking hell, Mr. Medic: I never thought I'd say this but, if I ever have the symptoms of a stroke, I hope that it actually is a stroke. A friend of the family, who's 45 with four kids, woke up a couple of days ago with typical stroke symptoms and got airlifted to Boston. Good news: he hadn't had a stroke. Bad news: he's just found out that he has inoperable brain cancer and has been given 90 days.........................wow............
oof, bad news buddy, sorry to hear that.
But we always know that with Sam, it's murrrrrrderrrrr.... [/wrong thread]

which is the right thread? there's a Talk Like Jimcy Thread?

[dolemyte]

Everyone knows Jesus looks like Jeff Spicolli

[crippledalbino]

Maybe Jesus is just 1/16th Cherokee.

[krisko]

are these percentages of PEOPLE of percentages of christians?

[lokimanahan]

oof, bad news buddy, sorry to hear that.



Let the ole puddin' head jokes flow..........

[Chester'sLiver]

if abortion is a sin, does it just go for the chick or the guy too?"whaa"

[TonyBagels]

Nope, my chick and i traditionally go to Jackson Hole to have Cheeseburgers with Bacon...

Pissing on 3 major religions in 1 meal

Oh man, I would love to go to a Jackson Hole. Been too long

[Stormrider666]

Everyone knows Jesus looks like Jeff Spicolli

I always thought he looked like Ronnie Van Zandt or Eric Clapton.

[lokimanahan]

Everyone knows Jesus looks like Jeff Spicolli

Not true. Everyone knows that Jesus was a ******.

[TonyBagels]

I taste splendid sir, just splendid:action-sm

ew

[krisko]

Let the ole puddin' head jokes flow..........
I was actually trying to be nice
if abortion is a sin, does it just go for the chick or the guy too?"whaa"

only if you go halfsies

[Sam_Adams]

Sam, she looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet, although i'm sure guys like that in a girl. She is very attractive, and you should bang her but wear a bag!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't know what all she has done in the last years. She's lived down in West Palm Beach, divorced and I get the feeling that she still hasn't settled down.

I'm not the typical guy and I believe that I'll pass her up actually even though I can have it if I'd like.

I'm just stuck with memories flying around in my head and I hate that. It always makes me want to go back to things that I shouldn't waste my time with. I'm a very nostalgic person.

[lokimanahan]

if abortion is a sin, does it just go for the chick or the guy too?"whaa"

It's only a sin for the guy if he personally carries out the ole coat hanger trick.

[krisko]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem

[Chester'sLiver]

only if you go halfsies
OOOOOOOOOOh ok since I paid for the entire thing then I am in clear.....cool.

[TonyBagels]

Remember Nola, it's not so much about choosing what we want to eat on a regular Friday as much as hating the Messiah and being glad that he's dead.

Exactly, what better way to celebrate Murder Day

[crippledalbino]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess is the BEST!!!!

Fixed for Krisko's life

[lokimanahan]

Hello fellow fans of The Ronald and Todd Show :action-sm

Hey, I have a question. I know it's stupid to ask you guys something but there is a girl that's come back in my life that I dated and haven't seen in many years.

So, is she GO or NO GO?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/Casey1.jpg

(one for Stiggers)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/CaseyCop.jpg

Is that the hair salon chick that got married, or another girl that you've stalked?

[TonyBagels]

Second only to "must be r@ped by a priest to see the kingdom of god"

Wait, that one's not true? FUCK!!

[Dre]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem

True dat, everything in moderation, krisko my friend! Except meat on Good Friday:

PASS THE:

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/s/05/1a/e4/5a_2.JPG

[lokimanahan]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem

Yeah, we saw your St. Patrick's Day photos.

[crippledalbino]

Oooh!! Big ass prize closet!

[Friday]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem

you tell em!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/KrisTraySing.jpg

[krisko]

OOOOOOOOOOh ok since I paid for the entire thing then I am in clear.....cool.

no silly, you're still going to hell, 1/2 or more than 1/2 and you're condemned, 1/3 you're all good.

[Dre]

you tell em!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/KrisTraySing.jpg

:clap:
:clap::clap:
:clap::clap::clap:

[Deadbent]

Why is it snowing 7-11 slurpee slush outside?
Isn't it almost April? "whaa"

[Chester'sLiver]

if someone stole the atm card how did they get the pin?

[nolajersey]

Dave is a true scumbag

[Ted the Poster]

If Dave's little Grandmother story is true, I'm back to wishing death upon him.

[Sam_Adams]

Is that the hair salon chick that got married, or another girl that you've stalked?

Sir, first off, I've never stalked anyone. Secondly, no it's not the same girl. And I don't know if the salon girl has married anyone. I haven't spoken to her for eight years and haven't seen her since the day she turned me down for senior prom by lying and saying she alread had a date when I knew for a fact from her best friend that she hadn't been asked yet and she herself then found my former best friend and asked him if he wanted to go to the prom with her.

Thanks for bringing up happy memories there Loki. What's your real name by the way?

[Chester'sLiver]

no silly, you're still going to hell, 1/2 or more than 1/2 and you're condemned, 1/3 you're all good.

Well.....it was worth it...

[krisko]

Fixed for Krisko's life
hey!!!

you're accurate words sting, sir

Yeah, we saw your St. Patrick's Day photos.
you did? :icon_eek:
you tell em!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/KrisTraySing.jpg

<--------- Preaches the troof!!!

[dolemyte]

Confession: I constantly stole my dying grandmother's cranberry juice, then watered down the remaining juice

and banged her night nurse

[Sam_Adams]

you tell em!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/KrisTraySing.jpg

:( poor alcoholic girl that can't eat her veggies :(

[Stormrider666]

If Dave's little Grandmother story is true, I'm back to wishing death upon him.

I might not be 100% correct, but I think he has told that story on the air before.

[crippledalbino]

Sir, first off, I've never stalked anyone. Secondly, no it's not the same girl. And I don't know if the salon girl has married anyone. I haven't spoken to her for eight years and haven't seen her since the day she turned me down for senior prom by lying and saying she alread had a date when I knew for a fact from her best friend that she hadn't been asked yet and she herself then found my former best friend and asked him if he wanted to go to the prom with her.

Thanks for bringing up happy memories there Loki. What's your real name by the way?

I think it's Winston Churchill.

[ZombieJellyfish]

If Dave's little Grandmother story is true, I'm back to wishing death upon him.

Well, considering it's the same story he's told before but with his mother's ATM card, I'm going to go ahead and wish death on him anyway, regardless of the truth of it.

[lokimanahan]

Sir, first off, I've never stalked anyone. Secondly, no it's not the same girl. And I don't know if the salon girl has married anyone. I haven't spoken to her for eight years and haven't seen her since the day she turned me down for senior prom by lying and saying she alread had a date when I knew for a fact from her best friend that she hadn't been asked yet and she herself then found my former best friend and asked him if he wanted to go to the prom with her.

Thanks for bringing up happy memories there Loki. What's your real name by the way?

Relax. Other than the 'stalking' bit, I actually wasn't taking the piss. I was wondering if it was the same chick. Notice that I didn't broadcast her name to all and sundry.

[Chester'sLiver]

I might not be 100% correct, but I think he has told that story on the air before.

same kind of story..He supposedly pulled the same thing on his mom..

[TonyBagels]

Wait, did anyone else catch that Earl was not sexually active with a woman until in his 30s. But he later said he lost his virginity at 21.

Hmmm

[TheTruth]

Earl is a fucking moron

[Sam_Adams]

Confession: I constantly stole my dying grandmother's cranberry juice, then watered down the remaining juice

and banged her night nurse

Blacks are Catholics? You don't have to confess anything at a Baptist revival during your eight-hour service :action-sm

And it also doesn't surprise me that a fella of your ethnicity would steal from dying family :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH there sweetie. 'esqueeze me? :icon_roll

oh and i really have to say i fucking hate you for sending me that shit.
ALL DAY i'm at work with "you know what i love best about the show.....
FRRRRRUNKISS. :arrrh: ::hammer:

Fixed for Krisko's life
don't forget to mention the goofers she's popping too.

[TheTruth]

drinking alcohol is fine, drinking to excess it the problem

There is such a thing as drinking not to excess?

[crippledalbino]

Confession: I constantly stole my dying grandmother's cranberry juice, then watered down the remaining juice

and banged her night nurse

We heard the night nurse story already this week, and the cranberry juice could have saved her life. Great job.

[Sam_Adams]

There is such a thing as drinking not to excess?

I very rarely ever drink more than two or three beers. I just kind of grew out of the overdrinking thing

[krisko]

Why is it snowing 7-11 slurpee slush outside?
Isn't it almost April? "whaa"
it's global warming!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH there sweetie. 'esqueeze me? :icon_roll

oh and i really have to say i fucking hate you for sending me that shit.
ALL DAY i'm at work with "you know what i love best about the show.....
FRRRRRUNKISS. :arrrh: ::hammer:


don't forget to mention the goofers she's popping too.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/924984279e2ca8/

[krisko]

There is such a thing as drinking not to excess?
i've heard tell....
I very rarely ever drink more than two or three beers. I just kind of grew out of the overdrinking thing

you're obviously not cripplingly depressed

[stillbornstew]

it's global warming!!


http://www.zshare.net/audio/924984279e2ca8/
please, this ain't my first day here. you spun me once. NEVER again. ;)

[crippledalbino]

don't forget to mention the goofers she's popping too.

:icon_neut
goofers? Mmmm.
Always for a great time, goofers.

[Ted the Poster]

Wait, did anyone else catch that Earl was not sexually active with a woman until in his 30s. But he later said he lost his virginity at 21.

Hmmm

This show's writers are the worst at keeping storyline continuity.

[Chester'sLiver]

never mind I checked again...

[crippledalbino]

i've heard tell....


you're obviously not cripplingly depressed

No, but he's albinoly depressed at the least.

Nothing?

[krisko]

please, this ain't my first day here. you spun me once. NEVER again. ;)
ha, that wasn't even a meatspin dummy :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

it's global warming!!




or that shithole city he lives in :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

I had a couple of pizza crusts, then was very sad that Cosmo isn't here to give them to. :(
Cozzie loves pizza bones.

[Sam_Adams]

you're obviously not cripplingly depressed

What excuse have you come up with for you to become depressed over? I'm all ears.

[TonyBagels]

This show's writers are the worst at keeping storyline continuity.

no doubt there

[Chester'sLiver]

I had a couple of pizza crusts, then was very sad that Cosmo isn't here to give them to. :(
Cozzie loves pizza bones.

Betsy loved those too :(...I think my speakers just broke...oh wait Julie is on the phone..

[Friday]

Julie, why are you always whispering??

[krisko]

No, but he's albinoly depressed at the least.

Nothing?

ooohhh

soooooorry, soooooooorry...


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/fail.jpg


turn your radio's up people!!!!!!


anyone have anything they want to confess??

[TonyBagels]

I had a couple of pizza crusts, then was very sad that Cosmo isn't here to give them to. :(
Cozzie loves pizza bones.

MIss Cosmo

[lokimanahan]

People here are so fucking touchy today.

[Chester'sLiver]

anyone have anything they want to confess??
I know I have done bad things, but nothing I feel bad about..so no I don't...

[Sam_Adams]

anyone have anything they want to confess??

Sure I have things to confess but I don't think I will share with you folks :action-sm

[krisko]

or that shithole city he lives in :action-sm
good point, good piont.


no offense mikey ;)
What excuse have you come up with for you to become depressed over? I'm all ears.

My mother died, i have cancer, and i've failed out of college







thsoe would be realllllllyyyyyyyy good excuses wouldn't they? :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

People here are so fucking touchy today.

We're on our periods :action-sm

What's your name, really. We know everyone else's, why not yours?

[Chester'sLiver]

We're on our periods :action-sm

What's your name, really. We know everyone else's, why not yours?

Only one person on here knows my "real" name...I don't go by my real first name...

[Sam_Adams]

My mother died, i have cancer, and i've failed out of college

thsoe would be realllllllyyyyyyyy good excuses wouldn't they? :action-sm


Your mother died? When? I didn't know. I thought you were living with her.

And how did you get cancer? Cervical?

[Sam_Adams]

Only one person on here knows my "real" name...I don't go by my real first name...

And they have said it in this thread before :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Confessions:
I can walk. And my skin DOES have some pigment.

[Chester'sLiver]

And they have said it in this thread before :action-sm
:icon_eek:

[lokimanahan]

We're on our periods :action-sm

What's your name, really. We know everyone else's, why not yours?

Because, unlike you, I have no desire to share a lot of personal information which will then become fodder for all manner of wind-ups and gags by the savage collective known as 'wackbag'.

[crippledalbino]

Only one person on here knows my "real" name...I don't go by my real first name...

By 'one', do you mean 'everyone'?

[stillbornstew]

ooohhhhttp://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/fail.jpg
shooooooulder lean. fucking love that pic

[Stormrider666]

I'm not confessing shit without my lawyer present. ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

By 'one', do you mean 'everyone'?

no I mean one.....

[Deadbent]

I'm not confessing any of it.


(But I'm with the caller, the first time I saw Dexter, I was like "holy shit" too. O_o)

[krisko]

I know I have done bad things, but nothing I feel bad about..so no I don't...

yeah me too, does that make us horrible people?

[crippledalbino]

Because, unlike you, I have no desire to share a lot of personal information which will then become fodder for all manner of wind-ups and gags by the savage collective known as 'wackbag'.

Fuck you, Loki. I know what your real name is. This is for starting shit with me earlier.
Margaret Thatcher

[Sam_Adams]

Because, unlike you, I have no desire to share a lot of personal information which will then become fodder for all manner of wind-ups and gags by the savage collective known as 'wackbag'.

I wouldn't share anything serious with you anti-social motherfuckers. :action-sm It's not like I'd tell you where bodies are buried :icon_roll

[Chester'sLiver]

yeah me too, does that make us horrible people?

if by horrible people you mean a perfect match...;)

[crippledalbino]

no I mean one.....

Whatever you need to get to sleep at night there, Sparkles.

[stillbornstew]

I'm not confessing shit without my lawyer present. ;)
court appointed? ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

Whatever you need to get to sleep at night there, Sparkles.

alright she told..I can't trust Krisko with shit...:icon_evil

[crippledalbino]

I wouldn't share anything serious with you anti-social motherfuckers. :action-sm It's not like I'd tell you where bodies are buried :icon_roll

You know that we've already figured out that 'sam' is short for 'samuel', right?

[lokimanahan]

My confession:

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[krisko]

Only one person on here knows my "real" name...I don't go by my real first name...
whooooooooooooo could it beeeee????
Your mother died? When? I didn't know. I thought you were living with her.

And how did you get cancer? Cervical?
no dummy, it was a joke, i have no good reason to be depressed i just am, i'm a victim of the modern age.

I'm not confessing any of it.


(But I'm with the caller, the first time I saw Dexter, I was like "holy shit" too. O_o)
:icon_eek:
he says hi!

wait...were you talking about the television show?
if by horrible people you mean a perfect match...;)

yes...uh....er...that's exactly what i meant...cough..cough...
:action-sm

[krisko]

court appointed? ;)

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

great one!

[Ted the Poster]

MIss Cosmo

Me, too. But I'll see him around 4:30.

What? You thought he was dead or something? :icon_eek:

[Deadbent]

Confession :

I want to wear a fur coat to the zoo.

[crippledalbino]

alright she told..I can't trust Krisko with shit...:icon_evil

I'm just saying.

[Chester'sLiver]

Confession :

I want to wear a fur coat to the zoo.

or at least walk out wearing one...

[Ted the Poster]

Because, unlike you, I have no desire to share a lot of personal information which will then become fodder for all manner of wind-ups and gags by the savage collective known as 'wackbag'.

Just tell me, then. I'm not like the others. I promise.

[lokimanahan]

BTW - the very persistent rube in the last several pages of the 'Maxwell Spy' thread is providing me with a considerable amount of comedy relief. He's getting majorly pissed-off.

[Dre]

My confession:

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

http://www.famousplagiarists.com/images/cash-middle-finger.jpg

[Stormrider666]

court appointed? ;)

Hell no. You should always have one on retainer. ;)

[krisko]

People here are so fucking touchy today.


This is us:
Qaec0qM80i0

[Ted the Poster]

no dummy, it was a joke, i have no good reason to be depressed i just am, i'm a victim of the modern age.


Poor, poor girl...

[Deadbent]

Confession :

The Ron Bennington Cupcake thoroughly rocks my world.

[Chester'sLiver]

Confession :

The Ron Bennington Cupcake thoroughly rocks my world.

confession:

I want to smack any guy who uses the phrase "rocks my world"....:action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

no dummy, it was a joke, i have no good reason to be depressed i just am, i'm a victim of the modern age.

:( You had me giving half of a shit about you...cunt :action-sm

[Friday]

ok. so Stryker really IS a nut. :icon_eek:


haha.... "stop posting!"

[Ted the Poster]

Hell no. You should always have one on retainer. ;)

Not if you're white. We're immune from prosecution.
It's a pretty sweet deal, really. :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys and gals have a nice day and weekend...I'm leaving work for the day...

[Deadbent]

That's right. Leave ya dope. Before I can retort. Suuuuure. ;p

[Friday]

alright guys and gals have a nice day and weekend...I'm leaving work for the day...

bye Ry!! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

confession:

I want to smack any guy who uses the phrase "rocks my world"....:action-sm
That's funny, I want to rock the world of any guy who uses the phrase 'smack'.


Wait, what?

[Ted the Poster]

confession:

I want to smack any guy who uses the phrase "rocks my world"....:action-sm
Start swingin'
http://www.princessdominique.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bret.jpg

[crippledalbino]

alright guys and gals have a nice day and weekend...I'm leaving work for the day...

Later, sir.
Take care, enjoy your weekend.

[krisko]

:( You had me giving half of a shit about you...cunt :action-sm
oh, don't give a shit about me silly. do you really think if i had cancer and my mother just died taht i'd be telling dick jokes on a message board?

fuck no, i'd be spending the hell out of the insurance money before i dropped dead.
alright guys and gals have a nice day and weekend...I'm leaving work for the day...

i haaaaaatttteeeeechooooooooooooooooooooooo


:love:

[Sam_Adams]

bye Ry!! :action-sm

Shhhhhhhhh, don't say Ryan's name...oh:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Start swingin'
http://www.razziphoto.com/wordpress/wp-content/photos/IMG_5589.jpg

Okay.
Looks like she's not even having a good time.

[krisko]

Start swingin'
http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/14/ZSaBGsNm.jpg

w00t!!!!

a week from monday is opening day!!! :jump

[krisko]

Shhhhhhhhh, don't say Ryan's name...oh:action-sm

that's not his REAL real name! :icon_cool

smoookkkeeee breaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk

[crippledalbino]

that's not his REAL real name! :icon_cool

smoookkkeeee breaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk

Oooh, fancy words for a Wonder Hamster.

[crippledalbino]

Forgive Jesus!

[crippledalbino]

Jesus can't get a fucking break.

Edit: REmobo triple combooooooooooooo

[stillbornstew]

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

great one!
:D
Hell no. You should always have one on retainer. ;)
is that urban speak for bail money?

[stillbornstew]

Jesus can't get a fucking break.

Edit: REmobo triple combooooooooooooo
hate you

[crippledalbino]

:D

is that urban speak for bail money?

http://www.zintel.net/Blog/AvonportNSHayBail.jpg?
"whaa"

[crippledalbino]

hate you

Iron Maiden informs me that there's a thin line between love and hate, sir.
Just because *I* can pull off a Mobo combo and you suck at yours?

[Ted the Poster]

:D

is that urban speak for bail money?

Being on a first-name basis with all of the public defenders.

[Stormrider666]

:D

is that urban speak for bail money?

I do believe that's the term for having a lawyer, ready on speed dial through a pay for future services.

[Ted the Poster]

http://www.zintel.net/Blog/AvonportNSHayBail.jpg?
"whaa"

That's a "BALE," stupid.

[Sam_Adams]

ok folks, I'm punching out. I just realized that today is Friday and that I don't have to work tomorrow

Toodles:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

That's a "BALE," stupid.
OOOOOHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/christian_bale_in_american_psycho.jpg

[crippledalbino]

ok folks, I'm punching out. I just realized that today is Friday and that I don't have to work tomorrow

Toodles:action-sm

Later "SAM"... Have a good weekend.

[Ted the Poster]

OOOOOHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/christian_bale_in_american_psycho.jpg

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

[lokimanahan]

ok folks, I'm punching out. I just realized that today is Friday and that I don't have to work tomorrow

Toodles:action-sm

No one cares.

[crippledalbino]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

No, but I have a special warmth in my naughty bits for "Huge Luiz and the Neeeewwwwwwwddss"...

[Deadbent]

Fuck, what rejoiner song is that?

[Ted the Poster]

No, but I have a special warmth in my naughty bits for "Huge Luiz and the Neeeewwwwwwwddss"...

Loki - If I can trick ol' Crippy here into coming to England with me, would you consider coming out of retirement to represent me at my murder trial?
Could be fun. Think about it.

[stillbornstew]

http://www.zintel.net/Blog/AvonportNSHayBail.jpg?
"whaa"
no stupid. it was cotton not hay.

wait, what?
I do believe that's the term for having a lawyer, ready on speed dial through a pay for future services.
the only thing i have on speed dial is pizza delivery. WHY would you need a lawyer on speed dial. :action-sm





ok, be back. off to cook some pad thai.

[crippledalbino]

Loki - If I can trick ol' Crippy here into coming to England with me, would you consider coming out of retirement to represent me at my murder trial?
Could be fun. Think about it.

Yes, because nothing is gonna get you off of a Murder-One rap like your lawyer telling the judge that he should die in a cunt fire.

[krisko]

Oooh, fancy words for a Wonder Hamster.
"whaa"



I wonder what Babygirl has to say about the party tomorrow night....

[Stormrider666]

no stupid. it was cotton not hay.

wait, what?

the only thing i have on speed dial is pizza delivery. WHY would you need a lawyer on speed dial. :action-sm





ok, be back. off to cook some pad thai.

I don't. I was just keeping the confession gag going. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

no stupid. it was cotton not hay.

wait, what?

the only thing i have on speed dial is pizza delivery. WHY would you need a lawyer on speed dial. :action-sm



No, but if the lawyer doesn't come through for you, a little slice of pepperoni and sausage might be just the next best thing.

[Dre]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/gintman/bateman.gif

[SOS]

Today is Travis' Birthday !
http://www.myspace.com/nochancestravis

[crippledalbino]

<a href="http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/gintman/?action=view&current=bateman.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/gintman/bateman.gif" border="0" alt="bateman"></a>

Triple-T? Is that you?

[crippledalbino]

"whaa"



I wonder what Babygirl has to say about the party tomorrow night....

Google it.


Can yeeewwwww call piaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnozzzze for me?

[crippledalbino]

Today is Travis' Birthday !
http://www.myspace.com/nochancestravis

Was wondering what happened to 'ol SOS.

Edit: Remobo triple comboooooooooooo again

[Dre]

Triple-T? Is that you?

I fixed it sir!

[crippledalbino]

I fixed it sir!

Too slow for mockery, my friend.
In fact, on a slow day like today, I might go back, quote you, unfix it, and THEN laugh at you.

[Friday]

I just wanted to let you all know that I am having a burger for lunch.

and I am a church girl.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ted the Poster]

Yes, because nothing is gonna get you off of a Murder-One rap like your lawyer telling the judge that he should die in a cunt fire.

Vagisil will take care of that.

"whaa"



Don't bother. He's making less sense with every post. The breakup with 'Mobo really hit him pretty hard.

[crippledalbino]

I just wanted to let you all know that I am having a burger for lunch.

and I am a church girl.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee
That's it. She's going to hell.
A burger on a Friday. Jesus will never forgive such a thing.
Vagisil will take care of that.



Don't bother. He's making less sense with every post. The breakup with 'Mobo really hit him pretty hard.

Has nothing to do with Mobo and everything to do with my weekend getting closer and closer... the posts make less sense, the humor bar drops a little, and just at the point of total desperation, I'll even laugh at something that YOU post.

[krisko]

Google it.


Can yeeewwwww call piaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnozzzze for me?

i'm far too lazy for things like google

[Ted the Poster]

I just wanted to let you all know that I am having a burger for lunch.

and I am a church girl.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Double Body O'Christ Burger and a large wine in the collectible grail?

[krisko]

I just wanted to let you all know that I am having a burger for lunch.

and I am a church girl.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

i'm having a ham sandwhich!!!

[Ted the Poster]

Has nothing to do with Mobo and everything to do with my weekend getting closer and closer... the posts make less sense, the humor bar drops a little, and just at the point of total desperation, I'll even laugh at something that YOU post.

I wish you two would just get back together. You were an adorable couple.

[krisko]

oooh....it's a blizzard here :(:(

[crippledalbino]

I wish you two would just get back together. You were an adorable couple.

"whaa"

[Ted the Poster]

"whaa"

Stop pretending. You and 'Mobo belong together. It's written in the stars.

[Friday]

Double Body O'Christ Burger and a large wine in the collectible grail?

now THAT sounds fucking delicious!!!

EARL!!!!!

[krisko]

mmmmm

lobster boy bisque

fuckin starvin now

[SOS]

Happy Birthday Travis Thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87470

[Deadbent]

Vagisil will take care of that.



Plus, it'll getcha an extra inch or two on your curveball.

[stillbornstew]

i'm far too lazy for things like spitting
fixed for hotness. but probably true regardless.

[Deadbent]

mmmmm

lobster boy bisque

fuckin starvin now


mm starvin.

We got any BatBoy Brioche back there?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/batboypic.jpg

[krisko]

oooh

Guy Ritchie's gotta be on this list

[Friday]

GOOBA GOBBA ONE OF US!!

http://www.anthropologieenligne.com/images/browning_and_freaks_6.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Plus, it'll getcha an extra inch or two on your curveball.
you put SNOT on the ball?
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/Picture%204.png

[silentbob8201]

Tim Burton and Kevin Smith same reasoning.

[Deadbent]

you put SNOT on the ball?
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/Picture%204.png

Hats. For bats. Keep bats warrrrrrm.

[krisko]

oooh

Guy Ritchie's gotta be on this list

radio psycho, radio psycho

[Stormrider666]

Wait a minute wouldn't banning him from going to a party, be considered pussywhipped?

[krisko]

Lynn stinks

[krisko]

Wait a minute wouldn't banning him from going to a party, be considered pussywhipped?

or making him ask permission to jerk off :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

Back.
My mommy was calling me from a cell phone in Hawaii. I don't even want to know how much the roaming charges were.
Did I miss anything?

[crippledalbino]

Stop pretending. You and 'Mobo belong together. It's written in the stars.
Well this is what's written in the stars about you.

Leo July 23 - August 22
You will inspire a new Zen riddle this week when a tree falls on top of you in the woods and there's no one around to hear all the screaming.

[Deadbent]

"It doesn't just dawn on somebody."

Haha.

[krisko]

wait wait wait

she's 35 and she's been married for 20 years?

wooooooooooooooopsssssssssssssssssss

[madbam]

in late...hiya buddays

[silentbob8201]

wait wait wait

she's 35 and she's been married for 20 years?

wooooooooooooooopsssssssssssssssssss

she's also one of the first Hooters girls right? and the resteraunt chain is what 26 years old?

[Friday]

in late...hiya buddays

hiya stranger!


when did this become the Dr Phil hour??

[madbam]

hiya stranger!


when did this become the Dr Phil hour??

Hi....Im ok..and u?

[Ted the Poster]

Well this is what's written in the stars about you.

I'm a Virgo, Crippy. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

hiya brudduh. how's things?

[Ted the Poster]

Hi....Im ok..and u?

BAM! How are you doing, bud?

[madbam]

hiya brudduh. how's things?

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...

[Stormrider666]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...

Yeah I saw that. Glad to hear everything is okay.

[Ted the Poster]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...

Do they know why yet?

[stillbornstew]

I'm an octagenarian, Crippy. :action-sm
fixed for stig is old hacky-ness



and yes, i'm ashamed i posted this

[nolajersey]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...
That's awful. I am sorry to hear about that.

[SOS]

Fred from Brooklyn!

[madbam]

Do they know why yet?

Not yet man...we are going to aq Pediatric Neurologist next week

[DonTheTrucker]

Hi buddays!

[Friday]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...

dude... i hope he is ok. that had to be scary for you guys :(

[krisko]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...

sorry to hear that budday, but i'm glad things are OK now

[nolajersey]

I just had the best eggplant rollatini with linguine. Sooooo Yummy.

[madbam]

dude... i hope he is ok. that had to be scary for you guys :(

sorry to hear that budday, but i'm glad things are OK now

Scariest thing I have ever witnessed...the image of him shaking will never ever leave me....I didn't sleep for 2 days becasue I was watching his every move...hopefully it was just a fluke..

[crippledalbino]

I'm a Virgo, Crippy. :action-sm

Maybe someday you'll get a chick.
Oh, wait.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Animal rights activists will accuse you of cruel and inhumane conduct, even though the chicken is already dead, and that's just the way you eat wings.

[SOS]

in late...hiya buddays

Hi buddays!

Hi! :action-sm

[krisko]

Hi buddays!

hey guys!! it's DonTheTrucker!!!

HI DON! :D

[Ted the Poster]

fixed for stig is old hacky-ness

and yes, i'm ashamed i posted this

I can't believe could do that while a little boy is sick. For shame, Stewie. For shame.

[crippledalbino]

Not yet man...we are going to aq Pediatric Neurologist next week
Hey man, you're in our thoughts, man.
fixed for stig is old hacky-ness



and yes, i'm ashamed i posted this

You should be. C'mon, man.

[crippledalbino]

Hi buddays!

Wait a minute... is this the real one? Or the fake one? I can't tell 'em apart.

[Friday]

Scariest thing I have ever witnessed...the image of him shaking will never ever leave me....I didn't sleep for 2 days becasue I was watching his every move...hopefully it was just a fluke..

i can relate ... there is nothing quite like witnessing a loved one in seizure.

keeping you guys in my prayers :)

[crippledalbino]

I can't believe could do that while a little boy is sick. For shame, Stewie. For shame.

And on Lousy Friday, too.

[stillbornstew]

Hey SBS...things are better..no more seizures for my son...I don't know if you read my thread in off-topic but my son had 2 seizures last saturday....no warning...
my sister has a 7 year old that started having seizures somewhere around 2-3 years old. they still can't pin point whats causing the seizues, but my niece is starting to get better (seizing less). you'll be in my prayers brother


i don't mean to say you son will have the issue going on as long as my sis has, just relaying my understanding your worry.

[Ted the Poster]

Scariest thing I have ever witnessed...the image of him shaking will never ever leave me....I didn't sleep for 2 days becasue I was watching his every move...hopefully it was just a fluke..

Holy shit. I'd lose my mind. Hope the little guy never has to go through that again.

[DonTheTrucker]

hey guys!! it's DonTheTrucker!!!

HI DON! :D

HI!!!!

Wait a minute... is this the real one? Or the fake one? I can't tell 'em apart.


I'm the good looking and funny one.

[krisko]

Wait a minute... is this the real one? Or the fake one? I can't tell 'em apart.

Oh, I supposed they all look alike to you? fucking racist

[Ted the Poster]

Maybe someday you'll get a chick.
Oh, wait.


Originally Posted by The Onion Horoscope
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Animal rights activists will accuse you of cruel and inhumane conduct, even though the chicken is already dead, and that's just the way you eat wings.

Freaky. That really happened! :icon_eek:

[madbam]

Hey man, you're in our thoughts, man.


You should be. C'mon, man.

Thank you sir..it is much appreciated:icon_mrgr

[krisko]

:icon_eek:

this could turn out to be a good friday!!!!!!!

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

Earl's in timeout

[Ted the Poster]

Oh, I supposed they all look alike to you? fucking racist

You're thinking of Don the ******, Krisko.

[Friday]

HI DON!


:rolleyes:

[stillbornstew]

I can't believe could do that while a little boy is sick. For shame, Stewie. For shame.
i hadn't read bams post. *mod judegnment call*

sorry but i couldn't resist the low hanging stig is old froot. ;)

[Deadbent]

You're thinking of Don the ******, Krisko.


Short for Dontrel, of course.

[crippledalbino]

HI!!!!




I'm the good looking and funny one.
So you're definitely the fake one. The real one is a retarded mutant homo.
Oh, I supposed they all look alike to you? fucking racist

Commuters are so scared, of truckers...

[madbam]

i can relate ... there is nothing quite like witnessing a loved one in seizure.

keeping you guys in my prayers :)

Thanks so much

my sister has a 7 year old that started having seizures somewhere around 2-3 years old. they still can't pin point whats causing the seizues, but my niece is starting to get better (seizing less). you'll be in my prayers brother


i don't mean to say you son will have the issue going on as long as my sis has, just relaying my understanding your worry.

I hear ya...

Holy shit. I'd lose my mind. Hope the little guy never has to go through that again.

Yeah I was a mess for a while

[crippledalbino]

You're thinking of Don the ******, Krisko.

So that's why his sig is posted in the 'Just R@ped Someone' thread.

[stillbornstew]

hi don. how's your day sweetie.

[crippledalbino]

More violence in studio!
Heh.
Loving it.

[Deadbent]

Way to go Saphhy.

[crippledalbino]

I know it's a bit, but crazy Earl always makes me happy.

[nolajersey]

I love hearing Sheepy laugh at Dave getting choked.

[Friday]

More violence in studio!
Heh.
Loving it.

Violence!

and Ronnies timeclock is off.... the crucifixion began at noon according to John.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[crippledalbino]

"You choked a man on good Friday!"

[rsigley]

lol he broke opie's chair

[stillbornstew]

"he's choking dave"

thats assault bruthah
http://images.needcoffee.com/dvd/hgbmcollection1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Violence!

and Ronnies timeclock is off.... the crucifixion began at noon according to John.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, but that was noon on Jerusalem Standard Time, and I don't even know if they're on daylight savings time.


They certainly weren't interested in saving the Son!

[Deadbent]

And you'll NEVER hear the media mentioning Earls race in this.

[crippledalbino]

lol he broke opie's chair

Oh, you.
We know all about you.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87245

[mikek]

ok, this is actually funny

[RobeSoup&Tears]

C'mon Earl lets test that whole resurrection thing.

[crippledalbino]

And you'll NEVER hear the media mentioning Earls race in this.

And he had such a good showing in the 50K, too.

[RMM46]

Not that I'd want it to happen, but where is Po to stop this?

[akeybreak]

Finally. Earl is actually kicking stupid ESD's ass. Finally.

[crippledalbino]

"Do you another job where people get choked and hit by belts?"

[Friday]

Yeah, but that was noon on Jerusalem Standard Time, and I don't even know if they're on daylight savings time.


They certainly weren't interested in saving the Son!

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Save My Up's Dick]

ok, this is actually funny
This is hysterical. Dave is killing me, he doesn't stop. I do hope Earl chokes him out.

[krisko]

ummm

Wester Kentucky is beating Drake's ass 74-59 with 7:40 left in the second half:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

[Stormrider666]

And you'll NEVER hear the media mentioning Earls race in this.

Well to be fair, he is attacking ESD, so the media won't report it. Now if it he was attacking Lilly, that would be a different story.

[stillbornstew]

Oh, you.
We know all about you.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87245
*whistling*
http://www.camdenny.com/oneidalake/fishing.jpg

[rsigley]

Oh, you.
We know all about you.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87245

oh yea i remember last time people used that user name thing and people freaked out

[Stormrider666]

ummm

Wester Kentucky is beating Drake's ass 74-59 with 7:40 left in the second half:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

Damn it. Well that's probably going to be my first loss of the day.

[Mobo]

Robot Butt!

[crippledalbino]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

Heh.
Friday gets my lousy, punny jokes. Thank ya.

[krisko]

ok, this is actually funny
yes, yes it is
Not that I'd want it to happen, but where is Po to stop this?
he's gone
Damn it. Well that's probably going to be my first loss of the day.

me too


:clap::clap::clap:

Dave rules!!!!!!!!! :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[stillbornstew]

ummm

Wester Kentucky is beating Drake's ass 74-59 with 7:40 left in the second half:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:
shouldn't you be watching lifetime. jeez. yer eh'sposed to be a guuuuuuuuurl.

[crippledalbino]

Robot Butt!

Heh.
Still makes me fuckin' laugh.
Welcome to our fine listening thread, sir.

[krisko]

Goddammit Dave is killing me

[stillbornstew]

Robot Butt!

remobo....more than meets the eye.

[krisko]

ahhahahahha "Earl, he doesn't even know Hitler"

[krisko]

i love that earl can't tell how condescending Ronnie's being. bwaahahahahaaaa

[stillbornstew]

dave actually making me laugh :haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

remobo....more than meets the eye.

Have you seen the size of it? A LOOOOOTTTTTT more than meets the eye.

[krisko]

HAHAHAH

Earl's grandma is sucking Einstein's intellecual cock!!

[Friday]

i love that earl can't tell how condescending Ronnie's being. bwaahahahahaaaa

I sat in on the meeting this monday and the condescension does NOT end when the mics are turned off.

lol too funny

[Sam_Adams]

Hahaha this is the only time I like Dave being on the show. That's when he is being choked.

This has to be fake because in real life he'd have been gone 15 minutes ago

[crippledalbino]

Macho Man takes grandma down!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So do all Black Baptistss in Heaven sound like Dr. Nick Riviera?

[stillbornstew]

Have you seen the size of it? A LOOOOOTTTTTT more than meets the eye.
hmmmmmm. in a good or bad way

[crippledalbino]

Fezzzzzie!!!!

[stillbornstew]

HAHAHA fezzie. :clap::clap::clap:

[mikek]

Fezzzzzie!!!!

http://kuras.us/pics/wheelsoff.jpg

[Save My Up's Dick]

Fezzy!


So do all Black Baptistss in Heaven sound like Dr. Nick Riviera?
:clap:
Hi everybody.

[crippledalbino]

hmmmmmm. in a good or bad way

(I'm here to tell you, there's no such thing as a good way.)

[Friday]

Fezzie sounds great!! <3 <3 <3

[krisko]

I sat in on the meeting this monday and the condescension does NOT end when the mics are turned off.

lol too funny

that makes me very happy :haha7:

[Deadbent]

:rotf::rotf::rotf:"joy":rotf::rotf:

[rsigley]

Hahaha this is the only time I like Dave being on the show. That's when he is being choked.

This has to be fake because in real life he'd have been gone 15 minutes ago

i think dave is radio gold every time he's on

[Dre]

This is so freakin' amazing.

[Sam_Adams]

Fezzie sounds great!! <3 <3 <3

Of course he does. Who doesn't sound better when they've taken a vacation?

[krisko]

nice French accent Dave....flawless hahahaha

[crippledalbino]

http://kuras.us/pics/wheelsoff.jpg

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong01.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

i think dave is radio gold every time he's on

...you're joking right? This is the only time he's good, when he's being choked by earl

[Stormrider666]

i think dave is radio gold every time he's on

Well lets slown down there Francis. Even the sun shines on a dog's ass somedays.

[DonTheTrucker]

HI DON!


:rolleyes:

Hi Friday!!!!

(hope the rollyeye guy wasn't for me?!)

[Mobo]

Have you seen the size of it? A LOOOOOTTTTTT more than meets the eye.

and you should see what it transforms into!

<wak wak>

[krisko]

76-68 Western Kentucky, 4:30 left

[rsigley]

i got drake -3.5 -102, i hope they cover :(

[stillbornstew]

Well lets slown down there Francis. Even the sun shines on a dog's ass somedays.
:erstaunt2

[Deadbent]

Out of here for a bit. Enjoy your weekend, boppers.

[Stormrider666]

76-68 Western Kentucky, 4:30 left

Gongazga is leading Davidson 41-36 with 58 seconds left. I'm hoping Gonganza can pull that off.

[mikepop]

Grade A Cunt Hahahaha

[crippledalbino]

and you should see what it transforms into!

<wak wak>

A device that transfers electrical energy from one circuit to another through inductively coupled electrical conductors?
"whaa"

[mikepop]

Earls gonna choke Lily out.

[krisko]

Earl stinks!!!

no one calls Lilly a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad4::mad4::icon_evil

[crippledalbino]

Out of here for a bit. Enjoy your weekend, boppers.

Ooh, is it Homeless Shopping spree? I love that one.

[Sam_Adams]

Earl stinks!!!

no one calls Lilly a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad4::mad4::icon_evil

Why not sweetie?

[Friday]

Out of here for a bit. Enjoy your weekend, boppers.

Happy Jesus Weekend, Schmoopie!

[DonTheTrucker]

My stream died!!!!!!!!1!!

[Stormrider666]

Did anyone else lose sound there for a while.

[krisko]

oh and Davidson beat Gonzaga

[crippledalbino]

Marilyn Monroe?!?
Scandalous!

[crippledalbino]

My stream died!!!!!!!!1!!

Got your back there, good buddy.
http://www.ok-doc.com/images/cialis/cialis20.jpg

[Stormrider666]

oh and Davidson beat Gonzaga

Damn it. That's two losses to start the day off.

[krisko]

Why not sweetie?
because she's pretty and nice and somethingsomethingbabblebabble...i <3 illy
My stream died!!!!!!!!1!!

Did anyone else lose sound there for a while.

yeah, mine did too

[stillbornstew]

Did anyone else lose sound there for a while.
yeah. just came back up

[krisko]

Damn it. That's two losses to start the day off.

me too, and i had the gonzaga and drake in the sweet 16 :(:(

[Sam_Adams]

Why wont dave just fight back? it would be funny

[Ted the Poster]

Earl stinks!!!

no one calls Lilly a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad4::mad4::icon_evil

Why not? Everyone calls you one. You know - with love. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' Love this bit...

[DonTheTrucker]

Got your back there, good buddy.
http://www.ok-doc.com/images/cialis/cialis20.jpg

Yeah, just what I need. :arrrh::arrrh:

[krisko]

Why not? Everyone calls you one. You know - with love. :action-sm

that's exactly why!! because Earl wasn't doing it with love he was doing it with haattteeeeee!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Yeah, just what I need. :arrrh::arrrh:

Oh, sorry, man.
Here's this for ya too, good buddy.
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21173.jpg

[krisko]

I bet Thomas Jefferson is loving the Earl's Granny pussy

[crippledalbino]

I think Charles Manson should call in to discuss Earl's Grammy's cunt.

[krisko]

Gongazga is leading Davidson 41-36 with 58 seconds left. I'm hoping Gonganza can pull that off.
ummm

Gonzaga lost 82-76...maybe that was the 1st half score

Western Kentucky 86 Drake 85

COME ON DRAKE!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Awww... Satellite of Love.

Great fuckin' show today.

And Big Ass Prize Closet for CrippleCalls, even though no one gave a shit here.

[Stormrider666]

ummm

Gonzaga lost 82-76...maybe that was the 1st half score

Western Kentucky 86 Drake 85

COME ON DRAKE!!!!!!

You're right I was looking at the first half-score. I stand corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.

[Friday]

Awww... Satellite of Love.

Great fuckin' show today.

And Big Ass Prize Closet for CrippleCalls, even though no one gave a shit here.

you called?

[krisko]

booooo

no O&A or R&F on monday :(

aright buddays see you in the replay of the replay thread

[crippledalbino]

you called?

Sure did!
Called, brought the funny, and was henceforth rewarded in the BAPC, but alas, listening thread 'friends' just couldn't even be bothered to acknowledge it.... :(

[krisko]

you called?

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

i missed it too

i think everyone did

sorry crip

[crippledalbino]

Alright kids... off to replay replay replay...

[Mobo]

I obviously can't post much, but I just wanted to say I miss all my fellow baggers!

[crippledalbino]

I obviously can't post much, but I just wanted to say I miss all my fellow baggers!

Awwww...
Drop your chick and improve your aim, and maybe you won't miss so much.
See ya on Monday, Mobester.

[striker]

ok. so Stryker really IS a nut. :icon_eek:


haha.... "stop posting!"

Sweety, please spell it correctly, and I'm not a nut, I'm disturbed and I'm having a hard time with the voices

[Stormrider666]

Sweety, please spell it correctly, and I'm not a nut, I'm disturbed and I'm having a hard time with the voices

When Ron said your name yesterday, I thought you were going to start verbally assaulting certain people in the studio. Never in a million years, did I think I was going to hear that story.