Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/24/2008 - the replays are killin' us here

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

[weeniewawa]

only one more day

[Goober]

kill me now

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy my Buddays!!!

Best of today. Would be great if they played a 92.3 Terrestrial show for you guys.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think I saw Ron for oh...... 2 minutes on Saturday, but he looked like a million bucks..

[Sam_Adams]

Well at least the buddays will be back tomorrow. Well, whatever is left of poor ole Fez...

[Chester'sLiver]

Hey look the best of is starting...

[Blue Heeler]

sigh...

[Goober]

sigh...

Why don't you send that in on feedback :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Why don't you send that in on feedback :action-sm

Blue Heeler from Kentucky says sigh..He's on fire today
:action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Any of you go to the Party on Sat night?

[Chester'sLiver]

Any of you go to the Party on Sat night?

<--------------- :action-sm

it was a good time..I had to leave early because I had to get the last train since Easter was Sunday, but I had fun..


annnnnnnnnnnnnd I met Fruit Monkey...:icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

sigh...

Why don't you send that in on feedback :action-sm

Blue Heeler from Kentucky says sigh..He's on fire today
:action-sm

Awesome.
Let's make Blue Heeler the goofball of the thread! He's like the RF version of Sam_Adams, the biggest fish of the new era!

[Sam_Adams]

He's like the RF version of Sam_Adams, the biggest fish of the new era!

Well you're the one thinking that Sarah ratted out the joke :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Well you're the one thinking that Sarah ratted out the joke :action-sm

Ooh, that'd be a hilarious joke if you could get me to fall for that one! It would almost be like reconfiguring all my filters and angrily PMing a mod!

[Ted the Poster]

Is this a best-of? Fez is talking.

[crippledalbino]

Is this a best-of? Fez is talking.

It sure is.
Today's a tough day for 202..

[Chester'sLiver]

there are the best of I can listen to though. The stupid conversations they have on the show (how many 9 year olds can you beat up?, What is the biggest animal you think you can beat?...etc)... When it becomes the indy directors or chef interviews then it makes the day go slooooooooooooow.

[Deadbent]

I remember this discussion. :D


What's up buddays.

[crippledalbino]

there are the best of I can listen to though. The stupid conversations they have on the show (how many 9 year olds can you beat up?, What is the biggest animal you think you can beat?...etc)... When it becomes the indy directors or chef interviews then it makes the day go slooooooooooooow.

Yeah, I'll toss you a times two on that. I can do RF best-ofs better than O&A for some reason.

[Murray]

Atta boy Ronnie fuck those lizard heads!

[crippledalbino]

I remember this discussion. :D


What's up buddays.

Welcome, Mr. Bent.
How goes?

[UsedLadBag]

I think I saw Ron for oh...... 2 minutes on Saturday, but he looked like a million bucks..

better then seeing Ron for a million minutes, but he looking like
http://www.shadowflareindustries.com/images/2dollar.jpg

[WOWmagnet]

Well at least the buddays will be back tomorrow. Well, whatever is left of poor ole Fez...

I heard there will be some rubber tubes and wire sitting in his chair.

[stillbornstew]

this is getting difficult to take

[Deadbent]

Goin exceptionally, Bino.

How's tricks.

[Ted the Poster]

I heard there will be some rubber tubes and wire sitting in his chair.

Fez needs the Futurama head-in-a-jar gimmick.

[Chester'sLiver]

So anyone else see the new maps for COD come out April 3rd on XBOX?

[Goober]

there are the best of I can listen to though. The stupid conversations they have on the show (how many 9 year olds can you beat up?, What is the biggest animal you think you can beat?...etc)... When it becomes the indy directors or chef interviews then it makes the day go slooooooooooooow.

Good news.... The interview with some RnF fans crazy poet father is being replayed.

[krisko]

hello everyone.

[Arch Stanton]

hello everyone.

Hey pal. How was Easter?

[UsedLadBag]

hello everyone.

Hiya.

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

this is getting difficult to take

Here y'go, buddy.
http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/990080;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg

[stillbornstew]

hello everyone.
hi cuntessa

[crippledalbino]

Goin exceptionally, Bino.

How's tricks.
Tricks is good, yo. Yo' mama is up here ina house!
And stuff.
thanks for asking.
So anyone else see the new maps for COD come out April 3rd on XBOX?
Negative, will I have to pay for them?
hello everyone.
Welcome miss, to our fine listening thread.
Hey pal. How was Easter?
Hey Arch.
Were you... uh... Canticling on this fine Jesus-Gets-Spooked-By-His-Shadow-And-Gives-Six-More-Weeks-Of-Winter Weekend?

[Chester'sLiver]

Negative, will I have to pay for them?


yes..They are going to be 800 MS points..Which I believe is 10 bucks...You get 4 maps..I will be buying them. It will give me reason to hop on and play COD again...

also they are supposedly a 360 exclusive for 21 days..So PS3 guys have to wait...:D

[stillbornstew]

Here y'go, buddy.
http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/990080;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21iKL-wwitL._AA280_.jpg?

[Goober]

Here y'go, buddy.
http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/990080;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21iKL-wwitL._AA280_.jpg?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg

[crippledalbino]

yes..They are going to be 800 MS points..Which I believe is 10 bucks...You get 4 maps..I will be buying them. It will give me reason to hop on and play COD again...

also they are supposedly a 360 exclusive for 21 days..So PS3 guys have to wait...:D
Yeah, I'll definitely be buying them too. But sometimes they offer these things for free.
Like the Halo3 maps are going to be for free tomorrow.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21iKL-wwitL._AA280_.jpg?

http://www.dwsa.co.za/Images/New_Products/Large/Black-Hair-Net.jpg?

[crippledalbino]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg

As though THIS isn't going to unleash a torrent of images. :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah, I'll definitely be buying them too. But sometimes they offer these things for free.
Like the Halo3 maps are going to be for free tomorrow.


They are free after awhile..Like 3 months down the road they will probably be free...

[Goober]

As though THIS isn't going to unleash a torrent of images. :rolleyes:

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Vaseline%20368g%20L.jpg

[crippledalbino]

They are free after awhile..Like 3 months down the road they will probably be free...

That's no good, I'm gonna want to get shot in the face in a new environment NOW.

[Goober]

As though THIS isn't going to unleash a torrent of images. :rolleyes:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51019AEPKPL._AA280_.jpg

[Deadbent]

They needed new maps like 2 months ago CL.
Hopefully the new ones are as competent as the old.

[KNUCKLEUP]

REEEEPPPLLLAAAAYYSSSSSSS ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH! :arrrh:

[Chester'sLiver]

They needed new maps like 2 months ago CL.
Hopefully the new ones are as competent as the old.

Oh I know... people know the maps now so good that you can't move two feet or you are shot..I stopped playing awhile ago ust have been playing Lost Odyssey non stop..That game rules...


Here is the article on the new maps...

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/marketplace/c/callofduty4/mappack.htm

[crippledalbino]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51019AEPKPL._AA280_.jpg
How many times are you gonna change that image there, Goob?
REEEEPPPLLLAAAAYYSSSSSSS ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH! :arrrh:

Uh... welcome?
*headbash, headbash*

[stillbornstew]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg
*resisting.........don't comment.......must....not......*
REEEEPPPLLLAAAAYYSSSSSSS ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH! :arrrh:
hi babydoll

[crippledalbino]

Oh I know... people know the maps now so good that you can't move two feet or you are shot..I stopped playing awhile ago ust have been playing Lost Odyssey non stop..That game rules...


Here is the article on the new maps...

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/marketplace/c/callofduty4/mappack.htm

Worst. Meatspinner. Ever.

[Goober]

How many times are you gonna change that image there, Goob?


You should try "I can't believe it's not Boy Butter":action-sm

[crippledalbino]

You should try "I can't believe it's not Boy Butter":action-sm

Oh, you're writing my mediocre punchlines now?

[krisko]

Goin exceptionally, Bino.

How's tricks.
tricks are for kids!

:D

hiii
Hey pal. How was Easter?
it was Eastery and delicious.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg
:icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

it was Eastery and delicious.

Did you hide eggs for dexter to find?

[crippledalbino]

Did you hide eggs for dexter to find?

No, Messiah Carcases actually, it was hilarious.

[Goober]

Did you hide eggs for dexter to find?

Please say you hid them under a moving car tire. :action-sm

Sorry I am feeling very cunty today.

[Goober]

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Animal417.jpg
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/podcaststuff/kangaroo.jpg

[krisko]

Did you hide eggs for dexter to find?
no, i just cut some up and put them in his dish. apparently they're good for dogs.
Please say you hid them under a moving car tire. :action-sm

Sorry I am feeling very cunty today.

:icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

no, i just cut some up and put them in his dish. apparently they're good for dogs.


really? i would think the opposite..

and I have to add you almost got me with this:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87480

[crippledalbino]

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Animal417.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/173500/173908aFHE_w.jpg
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/podcaststuff/kangaroo.jpg

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Fail/kangaroo99fail.jpg

[stillbornstew]

no, i just cut some up and put them in his dish. apparently they're good for dogs.


:icon_eek:
you did NOT give him chocolate

[Goober]

you did NOT give him chocolate

ESD likes to feed them peanut butter.

[krisko]

really? i would think the opposite..

and I have to add you almost got me with this:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=87480
:clap:
yay for me!!!!
you did NOT give him chocolate

yes, i fed him one of those life sized chocolate easter bunnies. he really liked it but this morning when i put him outside to go potty he didn't move, i think he's still out there actually.

[crippledalbino]

:clap:
yay for me!!!!


yes, i fed him one of those life sized chocolate easter bunnies. he really liked it but this morning when i put him outside to go potty he didn't move, i think he's still out there actually.

:haha7::haha7:
I have no idea, but this just struck my funny bone...

[Chester'sLiver]

awwwwww...I had a boxer....

Miss Betsy..:(

[krisko]

:haha7::haha7:
I have no idea, but this just struck my funny bone...

dead Dexter is no laughing matter!~

[Friday]

Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...

[Chester'sLiver]

Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...

I was just telling Albino the same thing...

Hi miss...:action-sm

[Newmania]

Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...

Agreed Friday.

[crippledalbino]

dead Dexter is no laughing matter!~
Depends who you ask.
Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...

Hey, welcome you.
Welcome to our amazingly quick and witty listening thread.
Although Sam_Adams provided us with the true joy for the day, I don't think we can top it.

[stillbornstew]

:clap:
yay for me!!!!


yes, i fed him one of those life sized chocolate easter bunnies. he really liked it but this morning when i put him outside to go potty he didn't move, i think he's still out there actually.
you do realize that chocolate is not good for dogs don't you.

BAD MOMMA!!!!!!

[stillbornstew]

Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...
hey sweetie

[KNUCKLEUP]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wh-what?

[krisko]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

my delicious heartburn in a box just showed up

[crippledalbino]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wh-what?

Nothing dear, just go back to your happy place for Daddy.

[crippledalbino]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

my delicious heartburn in a box just showed up

Nice.
Enjoy.

[crippledalbino]

What about The Wall?
Best album ever, nevermind DOUBLE album ever.

[crippledalbino]

Thanks for taking my point up, Dave.

Edit: Remobo triple combo #3
Cripple Triple!

[Goober]

Was quadrophenia a double album too?

Woops, Ronnie just brought it up.

[stillbornstew]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

my delicious heartburn just showed up

a black man servant?

[Wilmington WOW]

sandanistas is a triple album
but at least the clash charged a single LP price


alot of crap to sift thru

[crippledalbino]

I disagree.
I love GN'R, but they could have made just one album of great songs.

[Wilmington WOW]

miss ronnie bashing esd LIVE

[stillbornstew]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wh-what?
aaaaaaaw, angel face is still all seepy. coffee dear?

[Blue Heeler]

Two great double albums:

Therion: Lemuria/Sirius B
Therion: Gothic Kabbalah

[crippledalbino]

Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence is a pretty great fuckin' double album. The entire second CD is a forty something minute song. Heh.

[crippledalbino]

Deja Vu is a single album, but CSNY Four Way Street is a great double live album.

[Blue Heeler]

Fuck yeah, NIN: The Fragile was awesome.

[Wilmington WOW]

live songs that became bigger than the original version

I want you to want me - cheap trick
midnight rambler - rolling stones
freebird - skynard

and go .....

[crippledalbino]

Fuck yeah, NIN: The Fragile was awesome.
Times two.
live songs that became bigger than the original version

I want you to want me - cheap trick
midnight rambler - rolling stones
freebird - skynard

and go .....

Southern Man and Cortez the Killer.

[SOS]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4015/daveyus3.jpg
Crowe's Nest Bar & Restaurant (http://www.crowesnestnyc.com/)

[Wilmington WOW]

more live hits

no woman no cry
trenchtown rock

bob marley

[crippledalbino]

Crowe's Nest Bar & Restaurant (http://www.crowesnestnyc.com/)

Cool.
I will not be attending such a thing, unfortunately.

[crippledalbino]

I've only ever heard Jimmy's version of "Back in the New York Groove"

[Newmania]

For rap I'd say Tupac's All Eyes on Me. Used to listen to that nonstop in college.

[krisko]

Hiya Buddays!

Good replay today...
hiiii friday! :D
you do realize that chocolate is not good for dogs don't you.

BAD MOMMA!!!!!!

i was kidding dummy :action-sm

[Friday]

I've only ever heard Jimmy's version of "Back in the New York Groove"

and it's the only version you need to hear ..... :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

For rap I'd say Tupac's All Eyes on Me. Used to listen to that nonstop in college.

For rap, I'd say [flush].

[Newmania]

For rap, I'd say [flush].

Who saw that coming?

[krisko]

a black man servant?
pizza
For rap I'd say Tupac's All Eyes on Me. Used to listen to that nonstop in college.

that's one of my favorite albums, i really liked tupac when i was a kid...i kinda still do

Master P had a double disc album, can't remember what it was called. don't ask me why i know that.

[krisko]

Who saw that coming?

which night are you going to patrice?

[crippledalbino]

Who saw that coming?

Well, you did, because you clearly set me up with that nice softball to just KNOCK it out of the park! Heh.

[Mobo]

<sigh>

[stillbornstew]

i was kidding dummy :action-sm
aaaaaah................... :fu:

[crippledalbino]

<sigh>

That fuckin' Mobo just can't fuckin' shut the fuck up.

Oh, hey there, man, didn't see you!

[Deadbent]

if that double master p album was that "tru" thing... I'm going to bite someones face.

Why I know this? who cares.


But pac definitely was no joke.




and about biting. it's lunch time.

[crippledalbino]

aaaaaah................... :fu:

Your sarcasm meter not workin' out for ya, stew?

[Mobo]

That fuckin' Mobo just can't fuckin' shut the fuck up.

Oh, hey there, man, didn't see you!

Well, it's a good thing it's not your birthday then.

[crippledalbino]

<-----doesn't have enough celeb sightings to have a choked story.

[crippledalbino]

Well, it's a good thing it's not your birthday then.

Ouch.
Feelin' the pain from that exchange, hm? I don't think she's pissed at you necessarily. I think it's backlash from...
...uh... that thing, that one time.

[Newmania]

which night are you going to patrice?

I was thinking the Friday late show, but I'm still coordinating with some friends. You?

[crippledalbino]

<-----served French Fries to the Ultimate Warrior

[stillbornstew]

<sigh>

pizza


that's one of my favorite albums, i really liked tupac when i was a kid...i kinda still do

Master P had a double disc album, can't remember what it was called. don't ask me why i know that.
balck man servant for lunch, and loves rap. the veil has been lifted.
<-----doesn't have enough celeb sightings to have a choked story.
met trent reznor twice back in new orleans. he's super cool and just a wee bit taller than me.

[Friday]

<-----doesn't have enough celeb sightings to have a choked story.

i worked with tons of celebs when i was at Radio City... and after a while you get used to NOT caring, really.

but meeting ray charles was pretty freaking exciting for me.

[Mobo]

Ouch.
Feelin' the pain from that exchange, hm? I don't think she's pissed at you necessarily. I think it's backlash from...
...uh... that thing, that one time.

I don't give a shit. It was that same person that said "this doesn't belong here."



sorry, everyone.....I'm done......


I love all my Wackbaggers.

[crippledalbino]

met trent reznor twice back in new orleans. he's super cool and just a wee bit taller than me.

i worked with tons of celebs when i was at Radio City... and after a while you get used to NOT caring, really.

but meeting ray charles was pretty freaking exciting for me.

Well *I* wouldn't mind at least having SOME sightings so that I could act like I was cool enough to handle it.

[stillbornstew]

Ouch.
Feelin' the pain from that exchange, hm? I don't think she's pissed at you necessarily. I think it's backlash from...
...uh... that thing, that one time.

10000 posts soon. OOOOOOOOOOOH. make it special

[Goober]

<------ Was star struck by Patrice O'neil and Doug Stanhope. I am a loser.

P.S. Also Mr. B.

[stillbornstew]

Well *I* wouldn't mind at least having SOME sightings so that I could act like I was cool enough to handle it.

i was buying porn w/ my girlfriend at tower records. i was getting missy elliot's latest cd. i didn't realize it was him unitl at first. but i had talked to him once before in city park, and he remembered me. introduced him to my chick, he shhok her hand, then he split.

[krisko]

if that double master p album was that "tru" thing... I'm going to bite someones face.

Why I know this? who cares.


But pac definitely was no joke.




and about biting. it's lunch time.

i dont' remember what the name of the master p one was but one disc was blue and one was read adn it came out in like 97 or 98 probably.

i looked at your sig/

[Friday]

i was buying porn w/ my girlfriend at tower records. i was getting missy elliot's latest cd. i didn't realize it was him unitl at first. but i had talked to him once before in city park, and he remembered me. introduced him to my chick, he shhok her hand, then he split.

who the hell buys porn at Tower Records?? :p

[krisko]

I was thinking the Friday late show, but I'm still coordinating with some friends. You?
friday late show!!! go to that one!!! blotto's going to that one too!!! yayaya
<------ Was star struck by Patrice O'neil and Doug Stanhope. I am a loser.

P.S. Also Mr. B.

yeah, i was star struck by ronnie and fez, and o, and a...i stink too

[stillbornstew]

who the hell buys porn at Tower Records?? :p
my mexican girlfriend who stumbled upon it.

[Goober]

Why do we have to have ESD in the Best Of's? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[Deadbent]

my mexican girlfriend who stumbled upon it.

If Trent called her a Reptile.... :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

what will crip do for #10,000?

hmmmmmmmmmmm....

[Friday]

off to catch up on some more LOST (season 3!)

seeyah buddays

[Chester'sLiver]

what will crip do for #10,000?

hmmmmmmmmmmm....

with any luck...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Dddr66.jpg

[Deadbent]

I valet parked Michael Jordans Ferrari (black 1995 f355) when I was 17 and was tipped 50 bucks. I didn't even know how to drive it. Easily one of my niftier childhoodish memories. What luck.
The only time I've ever been stuck on stupid by a celebrity.


Edit: there are probably 3 or 4 other celebrities that might accomplish this though.

[stillbornstew]

If Trent called her a Reptile.... :action-sm
walked right into that one. thanks sir.
with any luck...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Dddr66.jpg
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Goober]

I can't wait until Paul O joins Gail in the afterlife.

[krisko]

I valet parked Michael Jordans Ferrari (black 1995 f355) when I was 17 and was tipped 50 bucks. I didn't even know how to drive it. Easily one of my niftier childhoodish memories. What luck.
The only time I've ever been stuck on stupid by a celebrity.


Edit: there are probably 3 or 4 other celebrities that might accomplish this though.

17 is childhoodis?! :icon_eek:

that makes me a teenager then right!~? yaayyaay...so the keg stand i did this weekend isn't SOOOO ridiculous after all :jump

[stillbornstew]

17 is childhoodis?! :icon_eek:

that makes me a teenager then right!~? yaayyaay...so the keg stand i did this weekend isn't SOOOO ridiculous after all :jump
no it was the teenage boys you went home with that make you ridiculous

[DonTheTrucker]

Heya buddays....

Just got home from work and have to head out to run some errands, but thought I'd check in.

Hope the thread held itself together without me ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

no it was the teenage boys you went home with that make you ridiculous

Wow...I knew she was a good egg but geez....:icon_eek:

[krisko]

no it was the teenage boys you went home with that make you ridiculous
i didn't go home with a teenage boy you idiot




his parents where there, we got a hotel room, i'm all class!
Heya buddays....

Just got home from work and have to head out to run some errands, but thought I'd check in.

Hope the thread held itself together without me ;)
we've been managing...barely :(

[UsedLadBag]

Wait where is Gap?

http://imdb.com/find?s=all&q=gap

[Goober]

Wow...I knew she was a good egg but geez....:icon_eek:

Krisko is really a 53 year old women, who stays young by drinking the virgin sperm of teenage boys. :action-sm

Sorry, I am feeling silly.

[stillbornstew]

Wow...I knew she was a good egg but geez....:icon_eek:
servicing teenage boys and black man servants, incessant cuntiness, excessive alcohol intake, she's a gambling addict, smokes, she's medicated. how do you NOT love krisko

[Chester'sLiver]

servicing teenage boys and black man servants, incessant cuntiness, excessive alcohol intake, she's a gamblking addict, smokes, she's medicated. how do you NOT love krisko
its very easy actually..You a have an irshman walk over and talk about rainbows and leprechauns (or whatever those people like to talk about) and then you are standing around while Arch asks "Where did Krisko go?".....:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Happy Ten Thousanth post.

Uh... "Something Witty", "Krisko's a Cunt", and my new favorite phrase:

"Bump this, motherfuckers."
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/9999post-1.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

this other chick sounds like a muppet...

[crippledalbino]

what will crip do for #10,000?

hmmmmmmmmmmm....
Fail, obviously. Heh.
Heya buddays....

Just got home from work and have to head out to run some errands, but thought I'd check in.

Hope the thread held itself together without me ;)
Hello Don, and welcome to our grand thread.
its very easy actually..You a have an irshman walk over and talk about rainbows and leprechauns (or whatever those people like to talk about) and then you are standing around while Arch asks "Where did Krisko go?".....:action-sm

Ooof.
It's getting a little too real over there, wavy guy or not.

[stillbornstew]

Happy Ten Thousanth post.

Uh... "Something Witty", "Krisko's a Cunt", and my new favorite phrase:

"Bump this, motherfuckers."
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/9999post-1.jpg

who are you?

and you spelled ten thousanDth wrong. dummy.

[crippledalbino]

who are you?

and you spelled ten thousanDth wrong. dummy.

Oh well.
I'm the guy who's completely pissed off that my personal information was posted in that other thread. I'm not a Maxwell spy!

[Chester'sLiver]

so here is a bit the ESD haters are going to want to tap out of...It is chuck full of the ESD "goofy falling off a cliff" yell..

[Deadbent]

Genitorturers live shows really do kick ass :D

[Goober]

so here is a bit the ESD haters are going to want to tap out of...It is chuck full of the ESD "goofy falling off a cliff" yell..

Yes, but Earl is forced to tap out saying "My name is Toby"

[crippledalbino]

Mmmm.
Auraltorturers more like.

[KNUCKLEUP]

BOARD = FAIL!!!

:icon_eek:

[Deadbent]

Way to crash the boards.

[Goober]

ESD needs to be gagged















......permanently

[Deadbent]

ESD needs to be gagged


The same way a molotov cocktail needs a rag placed in its opening before being lit on fire and thrown into a window. Agreed.

[Chester'sLiver]

I have to say today's replay went by quick...I can't complain...I would rather have a live show, but its 2:30 already so time flew by...

[Deadbent]

I have to say today's replay went by quick...I can't complain...I would rather have a live show, but its 2:30 already so time flew by...


Yeah, any monday I don't have to pound carbombs with the irish contingent of co-workers... always more gooder.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Way to crash the boards.

sorry i crashed the board, guys...

H3oDtgBzMJE

[stillbornstew]

its very easy actually..You a have an irshman walk over and talk about rainbows and leprechauns (or whatever those people like to talk about) and then you are standing around while Arch asks "Where did Krisko go?".....:action-sm
whats the story there?




it's always good to take medical advice from a metal band

[krisko]

Krisko is really a 53 year old women, who stays young by drinking the virgin sperm of teenage boys. :action-sm

Sorry, I am feeling silly.
first you were feeling cunty now you're feeling silly...chose an emotion adn stick with it asshole
servicing teenage boys and black man servants, incessant cuntiness, excessive alcohol intake, she's a gambling addict, smokes, she's medicated. how do you NOT love krisko
:love:
its very easy actually..You a have an irshman walk over and talk about rainbows and leprechauns (or whatever those people like to talk about) and then you are standing around while Arch asks "Where did Krisko go?".....:action-sm
:(
CL thinks i left him but i just got tired of hearing him say "hey krisko, you look pretty nice tonight, HEY LILLY!!! YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFULE WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!!! hearthearthear<3<3<3"

;)
Mmmm.
Auraltorturers more like.

Oraltortures?! :icon_eek:

[Deadbent]

http://static.flickr.com/45/128929742_7d6e561a61.jpg

[Deadbent]

first you were feeling cunty now you're feeling silly...chose an emotion adn stick with it asshole

:love:

:(
CL thinks i left him but i just got tired of hearing him say "hey krisko, you look pretty nice tonight, HEY LILLY!!! YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFULE WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!!! hearthearthear<3<3<3"

;)


Oraltortures?! :icon_eek:



Haha @ it all.

:icon_mrgr

[KNUCKLEUP]

servicing teenage boys and black man servants, incessant cuntiness, excessive alcohol intake, she's a gambling addict, smokes, she's medicated. how do you NOT love krisko

sig that! :icon_surp

[Goober]

sorry i crashed the board, guys...

H3oDtgBzMJE

I don't have the volume up, but is that the bit where he caused cancer? I remember that from my mis-spent youth watching comedy central.

[Deadbent]

I don't have the volume up, but is that the bit where he caused cancer? I remember that from my mis-spent youth watching comedy central.



I can't get audio on the youtube atm, but I think so!
And it's probably my most memorable KITH bit.

[Goober]

first you were feeling cunty now you're feeling silly...chose an emotion adn stick with it asshole


I like you too poopykins ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

CL thinks i left him but i just got tired of hearing him say "hey krisko, you look pretty nice tonight, HEY LILLY!!! YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFULE WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!!! hearthearthear<3<3<3"


1. I was being a gentleman all day to you miss.

2. Lilly is fantastic btw...I was hitting on her again on Saturday..:icon_mrgr

3. All Mooch said to was "Hello, do you like pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers?" and you were off...:icon_mrgr

[krisko]

Haha @ it all.

:icon_mrgr
are you laughing in a patronizing way...or in a way that means you actually think something i said was fonny? ;)
I like you too poopykins ;)

you fixed it you jerk, i was going to be the grammar nazi

[Deadbent]

Donk. I'm going home.



(haha... as if kris evvvvvver says anything funny, too ;p)

[Chester'sLiver]

whats the story there?

The story is about two young people (and CM Mark) having a magical day in New York City. They walked around town having laughs, all to be foiled by an evil Irishmen who stole the attention of the young lass and sent the young boy home on a lonely train.. :(

[stillbornstew]

:love:

sig that! :icon_surp

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE. haven't been in kris's sig since dec

[krisko]

1. I was being a gentleman all day to you miss.

2. Lilly is fantastic btw...I was hitting on her again on Saturday..:icon_mrgr

3. All Mooch said to was "Hello, do you like pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers?" and you were off...:icon_mrgr

i was fuckin starvin and i thought he had some lucky charms :(

[krisko]

Donk. I'm going home.



(haha... as if kris evvvvvver says anything funny, too ;p)
:icon_eek:

rude!!!!
The story is about two young people (and CM Mark) having a magical day in New York City. They walked around town having laughs, all to be foiled by an evil Irishmen who stole the attention of the young lass and sent the young boy home on a lonely train.. :(

and to make matters worse when the young lass told the silly boy to go sing karaoke the next night he said no because i have to go on a miserable failure of a date

[crippledalbino]

Wow.
Great day today.
Mmm.
Have a great afternoon, kids. Off to the replay.

[Goober]

you fixed it you jerk, i was going to be the grammar nazi

You have no right to play the grammar Nazi, but feel free to bring the uniform on your next trip to DC.

[Goober]

i was fuckin starvin and i thought he had some lucky charms :(


I bet they all ended up tasting like bleach..:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

and to make matters worse when the young lass told the silly boy to go sing karaoke the next night he said no because i have to go on a miserable failure of a date

Hey to be fair I had no idea that the date would be a failure. Looking back yes I should have stayed in the city, but from what I hear I would have been left there for a large black security guard. So I lose either way..:D

[KNUCKLEUP]

I don't have the volume up, but is that the bit where he caused cancer? I remember that from my mis-spent youth watching comedy central.

haha, yeah it is :)

"...i'm sorry i caused all that cancer..."

[stillbornstew]

3. All Mooch said to was "Hello, do you like pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers?" and you were off...:icon_mrgr

The story is about two young people (and CM Mark) having a magical day in New York City. They walked around town having laughs, all to be foiled by an evil Irishmen who stole the attention of the young lass and sent the young boy home on a lonely train.. :(

she's easy like that. why haven't you taken notice. just tell her you have sarah drunk in your room and she'll drop everything to head back to your place.

WIN

[Chester'sLiver]

she's easy like that. why haven't you taken notice. just tell her you have sarah drunk in your room and she'll drop everything to head back to your place.

WIN

becuase I think she knows if I had Sarah drunk back in my room I wouldn't be talking to her...:icon_mrgr


alright off to the other thread...

[krisko]

Hey to be fair I had no idea that the date would be a failure. Looking back yes I should have stayed in the city, but from what I hear I would have been left there for a large black security guard. So I lose either way..:D
WHO?!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/IMG_0012.jpg
she's easy like that. why haven't you taken notice. just tell her you have sarah drunk in your room and she'll drop everything to head back to your place.

WIN

:love:

[KNUCKLEUP]

she's easy like that. why haven't you taken notice. just tell her you have sarah drunk in your room and she'll drop everything to head back to your place.

WIN
becuase I think she knows if I had Sarah drunk back in my room I wouldn't be talking to her...:icon_mrgr


alright off to the other thread...

oh my! :action-sm