Surprise! Hillary=lying cunt

[BigDickGuzinya]

Pretty self evident when she "misspoke" about this she was fucking lying.
http://newsclipper.org/#22078

[Arc Lite]

Not surprised. But will it matter?

Minor Kudos to major news calling her out on it though. Are they backing Obama?

[BigDickGuzinya]

Not surprised. But will it matter?

Minor Kudos to major news calling her out on it though. Are they backing Obama?

Well,they're not backing anybody with an "R" next to their name,anyway.

[Budyzir]

goddamn
rich
cunt
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[Sinn Fein]

I saw this on Drudge. It's hysterical.

[Zona992006]

This is funny. They tried to find Sinbad for his comments but cant find him anywhere..I think he is hanging with Arsenio...lol

[Hudson]

Both Her and Obama are coming here to Montana..I found it funny that Prussian Blue is booked in town at the same time..

[Begbie]

I think she was referring to the bombs when Sinbad did his material.

OH!

[South Jersey]

Hillary is a lying cunt: Why is this considered news?"whaa"

[CougarHunter]

Both Her and Obama are coming here to Montana..I found it funny that Prussian Blue is booked in town at the same time..

At least you brought some hotness to this unappealing cuntapalooza.

[Vyce]

As this Washington Post article (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/23/AR2008032301706.html?nav=rss_politics) points out, both Clinton and - yes, sorry to disappoint you - OBAMA, are quite good at embellishing their actual accomplishments.

[DoucheMeister]

As this Washington Post article (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/23/AR2008032301706.html?nav=rss_politics) points out, both Clinton and - yes, sorry to disappoint you - OBAMA, are quite good at embellishing their actual accomplishments.


Really? I'm shocked! :icon_eek:

[mikeybot]

What about HilaryTheGreat?

[Sinn Fein]

She's trying to deflect this by latching onto the situation involving Obama's nutty pastor, which at this point is old news.

[Sam_Adams]

What do you expect her to do? She landed in Kosovo and was rolling and dodging sniper bullets on the tarmac as soon as she stepped out of the plane.

There were just bullets flying everywhere from those damn snipers

How fucking ridiculous.

[Arch Stanton]

Has pulled this shit forever. Gets caught and just moves on.

[LiddyRules]

Remember when Hilary went up the Nung with Chief and Lance? Good times.

[Earth2murf]

Cccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnttttt ttttt

[Plunkies]

Hillary Clinton: "I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall."

No Hillary, that wasn't you. That was Adolfo Shaba-doo in Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. You watched it last night.

[Budyzir]

As this Washington Post article (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/23/AR2008032301706.html?nav=rss_politics) points out, both Clinton and - yes, sorry to disappoint you - OBAMA, are quite good at embellishing their actual accomplishments.

Judging from their actual accomplishments, what choice do they have?

[gleet]

She is as articulate as Reagan. Listen to this off the cuff explanation she gave:

When Clinton was challenged by a reporter that this revised account calls into question her foreign policy credentials, Clinton said, "No, I went to 80 countries, you know. I gave contemporaneous accounts, I wrote about a lot of this in my book. You know, I think that, a minor blip, you know, if I said something that, you know, I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so, if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement."

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Vote2008/Story?id=4519064&page=2

Take a shot with every you know and you'll be dead in three paragraphs.

Somebody on Free Republic figured out if she says a million words a day, that is almost 700 per second.

Here’s the math:

1000000 / 24 = 41667 words per hour
41667 / 60 = 694.45 words per minute
694.45 / 60 = 11.57 words per second!

WORLDS FASTEST TALKING FEMALE Fran Capo (603.32 WORDS IN 54.2 SECONDS)

Source: http://www.francapo.com/?page_id=230

But Hillary speaks millions, so we can at least double that rate of fire.

[Zona992006]

Hillary Clinton: "I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall."

No Hillary, that wasn't you. That was Adolfo Shaba-doo in Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. You watched it last night.

greatest movie ever!!!!! well after Private parts.

[LiddyRules]

Hillary Clinton: "I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall." And she also won the ski race!

[Plunkies]

Lets not forget the time Hillary was chosen by the United Nations as the only person who could rid the world of the one ring. She climbed Mount Doom under heavy sniper fire and threw the ring into the fire, banishing the evil Lord Sauron from Middle Earth. Then she led a ragtag group of Jamaicans in an amazing upset victory in the 1988 Olympics to win the gold in none other than bobsledding!

[LiddyRules]

Lets not forget the time Hillary was chosen by the United Nations as the only person who could rid the world of the one ring. She climbed Mount Doom under heavy sniper fire and threw the ring into the fire, banishing the evil Lord Sauron from Middle Earth. Then she led a ragtag group of Jamaicans in an amazing upset victory in the 1988 Olympics to win the gold in none other than bobsledding! What amazed me about the sniper fire was after the sniper killed her friend 8-Ball (whom she permitted to slip his tubesteak into her sister) they found the sniper (a female) in an abandoned building. Her buddy shot the sniper but didn't kill her. Hilary then put a bullet in the dying girl. It was hardcore man, hardcore.

I know we're the only ones playing but I'm having fun.

[Voss's Tumor]

What amazed me about the sniper fire was after the sniper killed her friend 8-Ball (whom she permitted to slip his tubesteak into her sister) they found the sniper (a female) in an abandoned building. Her buddy shot the sniper but didn't kill her. Hilary then put a bullet in the dying girl. It was hardcore man, hardcore.

I know we're the only ones playing but I'm having fun.

I was more interested in the time she created a Fraternity for her and all of her anti-social friends. The funny part, was that they accidentally joined an all Black Frat and ended up having to compete with the Alpha's in the Greek Olympics.

[Plunkies]

She is supposed to be Turkish. Some say her father was German. Nobody believed she was real. Nobody ever saw her or knew anybody that ever worked directly for her, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Clinton. You never knew. That was her power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist. One story the guys told me - the story I believe - was from his days in Turkey. There was a petty gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after Clinton. She was small time then, just running dope, they say...

They come to her home in the afternoon looking for her business. They find her husband and kids in the house and decide to wait for Hillary. She comes home to her husband ***** and her children screaming. The Hungarians knew Hillary was tough. Not to be trifled with. So they let her know they meant business...

They tell Clinton they want her territory - all her business. Hillary looks over the faces of her family...Then she showed these men of will what will really was. She tells him she would rather' see her family dead than live another day after this. She lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. She waits until her husband and kids are in the ground and she goes after the rest of the mob. She kills their kids, she kills their wives, she kills their parents and their parents' friends. She burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, she kills people that owe them money.

And like that she was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen her again. She becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. If you rat on your pop, Hillary Clinton will get you. And nobody really ever believes.

Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Hillary Clinton.

[BIV]

She is supposed to be Turkish. Some say her father was German. Nobody believed she was real. Nobody ever saw her or knew anybody that ever worked directly for her, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Clinton. You never knew. That was her power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist. One story the guys told me - the story I believe - was from his days in Turkey. There was a petty gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after Clinton. She was small time then, just running dope, they say...

They come to her home in the afternoon looking for her business. They find her husband and kids in the house and decide to wait for Hillary. She comes home to her husband ***** and her children screaming. The Hungarians knew Hillary was tough. Not to be trifled with. So they let her know they meant business...

They tell Clinton they want her territory - all her business. Hillary looks over the faces of her family...Then she showed these men of will what will really was. She tells him she would rather' see her family dead than live another day after this. She lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. She waits until her husband and kids are in the ground and she goes after the rest of the mob. She kills their kids, she kills their wives, she kills their parents and their parents' friends. She burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, she kills people that owe them money.

And like that she was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen her again. She becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. If you rat on your pop, Hillary Clinton will get you. And nobody really ever believes.

Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Hillary Clinton.

I was going to play, but I got nothing after this.

[BIV]

Sorry for the Double.

Metro News Source:
>>Clinton Says She Made Mistake In Describing Bosnia Trip

(Greensburg, PA) -- Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is admitting she made a mistake in describing a trip she made to Bosnia when she was First Lady. On the campaign trail recently, the New York senator said she had to duck and run off the tarmac because of the threat of snipers. Videos of the visit proved otherwise. Campaigning in Pennsylvania, Clinton rejected speculation she has exaggerated her foreign policy experience. She called it a mistaken recollection and said she still has more foreign policy experience than Democratic rival Barack Obama.

No whore, you didn't make a mistake. You fucking lied and got caught.

[Sinn Fein]

The cunt-in-training can't handle the heat either:

Chelsea Clinton Questioned Over Balkans Incident... (http://www.breitbart.tv/html/67634.html) (VIDEO)

Well sir, I think that my mother’s on record as having talked about this and I support what she said. I mean, I was there as well and I’m so honored that I was there.

...Startled by Lewinsky Query (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VKM1M85&show_article=1)

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Chelsea Clinton had a quick retort Tuesday when asked whether her mother's credibility had been hurt during the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
"Wow, you're the first person actually that's ever asked me that question in the, I don't know maybe, 70 college campuses I've now been to, and I do not think that is any of your business," Clinton said during a campaign visit for her mother, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Clinton had picked out the male questioner as she wrapped up a question-and-answer session at Butler University. It wasn't immediately clear what statement by the first lady the questioner was referring to. Before she was fully aware of her husband's relationship with Lewinsky, a White House intern, Hillary Clinton said the allegations about that relationship were manufactured by a "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Clinton's answer was met with loud applause from the about 200 people in the audience. After the applause, Clinton responded, "and I also don't think that should be the last question."

She took another question on global warming and wrapped up the event.

Bullshit. It's a fair and legitimate question.

[Myhairygrundle]

I remember when I was in High School and wanted to ditch school for a day.

I licked my palms while I was bent over moaning and wailing. My parents let me stay home for the day. My dad called me later and told me to make some soup and put a hot towel around my head.

Then my girlfriend and my best friend and I went on a crazy adventure through Chicago. We saw a Cubs game, and all sorts of cool art. Then I got to sing a Wayne Newton song in a parade.

I made it home just in time not to get caught. That crazy dean of students almost got me if my sister didn't show him is wallet.



Oh, wait....I misspoke. I was just sick one day and watched TV.

Look, I just misspoke....give me a break....yea yea! Give me a break, cause I sure need one! Give me a break....yea yea!



Cunt.

[thetick130]

The cunt-in-training can't handle the heat either:

Chelsea Clinton Questioned Over Balkans Incident... (http://www.breitbart.tv/html/67634.html) (VIDEO)



...Startled by Lewinsky Query (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VKM1M85&show_article=1)



Bullshit. It's a fair and legitimate question.

It questions her ability to run the country effectively, because it sure as hell changed the way ol' Billy ran it. It is absolutly a signifigant and valid question.

[Vyce]

Bullshit. It's a fair and legitimate question.

You know what, I'm going to defend Chelsea here. She wasn't involved in any of that shit, she couldn't do anything about it, and even further, that's the sins of her father, not her mother. She shouldn't have to talk about what was likely the most embarrassing moment of her life just because some asshole, who probably SUPPORTED the Clintons back then (but has, like many other Democrats, thrown them under the bus since a more liberal candidate has come along), wants to bring it back up to embarrass her again.

I'd have told him to fuck off too. I'd have actually said that, BTW, I'd have told him to "fuck off", but of course, Chelsea has to be more polite in her rebuke.

[Sinn Fein]

You know what, I'm going to defend Chelsea here. She wasn't involved in any of that shit, she couldn't do anything about it, and even further, that's the sins of her father, not her mother. She shouldn't have to talk about what was likely the most embarrassing moment of her life just because some asshole, who probably SUPPORTED the Clintons back then (but has, like many other Democrats, thrown them under the bus since a more liberal candidate has come along), wants to bring it back up to embarrass her again.

I'd have told him to fuck off too. I'd have actually said that, BTW, I'd have told him to "fuck off", but of course, Chelsea has to be more polite in her rebuke.

Look at the question. She wasn't asked how the situation affected her family and her life. She was if the Monica Lewinsky incident affected Hillary's credibility. That's why I say it's a fair question. If she wants to be out there playing politics on behalf of Mommy and Daddy, she has to be prepared for a legitimate question that isn't lobbed at her like a softball.

Hillary's behavior/handling of the situation back at that time is a legitimate issue. It's still fresh in the minds of alot of people (including many women). Another thing is that she's trying to ride Bill's coattails, so she has to take the good with the bad.

[Vyce]

Holy shit guys.......looks like Hillary wasn't lying after all! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc)

[Begbie]

Campaigning in Pennsylvania, Clinton rejected speculation she has exaggerated her foreign policy experience. She called it a mistaken recollection and said she still has more foreign policy experience than Democratic rival Barack Obama.

If I'm in Clinton's position with my son or daughter at my side...I'm not going to ever forget getting shot at and needing to get low and take cover. You'd have to be on crack for years in order to lose the ability to remember something so significant happening 12 years ago.

She's playing off of the dumb public that take what she says as the absolute truth. She got caught in her lie, so what does she do...she plays to the retarded public yet again by saying she mistakenly thought what she implied as an all out assault going on around and over her was merely just a publicity tour of a war-ravaged country.

And yet there will still be Hillary supporters standing by her side and saying, "You know what Hill...I've forgotten things that happened 2 years ago...let alone 12. You're forgiven."

Ponderous...fuckin ponderous.

[Begbie]

Holy shit guys.......looks like Hillary wasn't lying after all! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc)

Listen...I've fallen for meatspin links already twice today...I'm not falling for it again today!

Oh wait...nevermind.

[DJ Evel Ed]

Politicians lie. CEO's lie. Mommy & Daddy lie. You & I lie.

So what.

[Begbie]

Politicians lie. CEO's lie. Mommy & Daddy lie. You & I lie.

So what.

Hillary's a cunt who lies, that's what.

[Plunkies]

This isn't the first time Hillary's memory has been unreliable. Remember when Tyler Durden poured chemicals on Hillary Clintons's hand but later we found out that they were the same person? Hillary knows better than anybody that you can't always trust your memory, maybe there really were bullets whizzing past her head?

[Voss's Tumor]

It's cool though, because she has this brilliant system of writing the lessons she's learned today on her body somewhere with a sharpie, so that tomorrow when she wakes up she can read herself and continue on, courageously, despite the fact she can't remember yesterday's events today.

[Zona992006]

You know what, I'm going to defend Chelsea here. She wasn't involved in any of that shit, she couldn't do anything about it, and even further, that's the sins of her father, not her mother. She shouldn't have to talk about what was likely the most embarrassing moment of her life just because some asshole, who probably SUPPORTED the Clintons back then (but has, like many other Democrats, thrown them under the bus since a more liberal candidate has come along), wants to bring it back up to embarrass her again.

I'd have told him to fuck off too. I'd have actually said that, BTW, I'd have told him to "fuck off", but of course, Chelsea has to be more polite in her rebuke.

Usually I agree with you but not on this one. It is not her fault but she is in the middle of this political mess and by now, she knows there are no private moments in her life...for life...

So what her father did is fair game as far as questions to her. The fact that she said this is the first time someone asked her is what is surprising to me.

[Voss's Tumor]

Usually I agree with you but not on this one. It is not her fault but she is in the middle of this political mess and by now, she knows there are no private moments in her life...for life...

So what her father did is fair game as far as questions to her. The fact that she said this is the first time someone asked her is what is surprising to me.

She was being sarcastic dude... Wow...

And she's a Clinton, her family is politics, she needs to grow a thicker skin or learn to earn an honest living. Can't have it both ways

[Plunkies]

Hillary is always dragging Chelsea into her business. Remember when she finally got the serial killer to confess and take her to the bodies, only to find Chelsea's head delivered to her in a box? Obama kept yelling at her "John Doe has the upper hand!!!" but it was no use, she opened the box and the plan was completed...at that time she could only think of vengeance. I think everyone learned a valuable lesson that day.

[DonTheTrucker]

She was being sarcastic dude... Wow...

And she's a Clinton, her family is politics, she needs to grow a thicker skin or learn to earn an honest living. Can't have it both ways

She is a stock trader for a living isn't she?

[Voss's Tumor]

Haha, you fucking bar-raiser... I didn't wanna put so much thought into this to like, include other candidates. I bet you were that jack ass who used to ace tests and kill my curve weren't ya?

Just like when Bill Clinton raised the bar by really impressing the fellas at his civil engineering firm, so they moved him, Hilary, and Chelsea into this really great house with a pool being built and everything. It was great until Chelsea got sucked into the TV and they got attacked by all these crazy looking Obama's.

Turns out, Bill's company had only moved the headstones and not the bodies of a graveyard and just built the home right over the top of them. Well, as I'm sure you can imagine he was none-to-pleased and he proved it when they got to the hotel... That rascal just pushed the TV right out there on the balcony and shut the door. Ya see, Bill don't take no guff off no Obamas.

[Voss's Tumor]

She is a stock trader for a living isn't she?

I gotta admit I know jack shit about Chelsea Clinton. I just assumed she was an entitled little spoiled rich chick. She might actually be a cool chick who knows what's up, but her mom's a cunt so I just assume.

I just don't think Hilary has enough of a shot at president and her platform makes me angry enough to kill kittens, so I joke.

Edit: But I gotta say, if Chelsea Clinton actually has a job at a trading firm, it's for figure-head status only I'd bet. Finance and politics is getting fucking scary close, hence me running like hell for a new profession.

[RMM46]

Aren't the two owners/CEOs of the hedge firm for which she works 2 big donors to the Democrats?

[DonTheTrucker]

Aren't the two owners/CEOs of the hedge firm for which she works 2 big donors to the Democrats?

I didn't say she deserved it, but its what her job is. I think if she weren't actively campaigning for Hillary, questions about Monica would be out of bounds. If all she did was trade stocks, sure. The day she makes speeches for her Mom, she's fair game. It is politics after all.

[Stormrider666]

She was being sarcastic dude... Wow...

And she's a Clinton, her family is politics, she needs to grow a thicker skin or learn to earn an honest living. Can't have it both ways

Well to kind of defend Zona, Chelsea might have meant how this is the first time while she is being pimped out by her mother, that someone has asked her that question. She doesn't take questions from the media because of fear of the Lewisnky question. She only answers questions from the people. I will agree though, if she can't take the questions from either side, she shouldn't be on the campaign trail.

[Voss's Tumor]

Well to kind of defend Zona, Chelsea might have meant how this is the first time while she is being pimped out by her mother, that someone has asked her that question. She doesn't take questions from the media because of fear of the Lewisnky question. She only answers questions from the people. I will agree though, if she can't take the questions from either side, she shouldn't be on the campaign trail.

I honestly don't think so. I think she was trying to call the guy in the audience an unoriginal douche and scold him like a child.

Her mother's credibility is like, the most important issue because hey, she's running for President. The question was, "Do you feel the credibility of your mother was affected by the Lewinski scandal". Asking a question regarding a presidential candidate's credibility is ALWAYS fair game, and little Chels needs to suck it up.

[Plunkies]

Remember when Obama grabbed Chelsea and climbed that building? Then we attacked him with biplanes? Good times...

[Voss's Tumor]

Remember when Obama grabbed Chelsea and climbed that building? Then we attacked him with biplanes? Good times...

Around the time McCain was striking up a lucky and lobbin shells in dublya dublya 1.

[Stormrider666]

Remember when Obama had sex with Chelsea and that when he was done, he injected with her some heroin.

[Plunkies]

I'm surprised race hasn't been a bigger issue with Hillary's past. Remember when she made Obama bite the curb and then stomped on his head? She went to prison but learned that maybe she should change her racist ways when she befriended a black man on laundry duty.

[BigDickGuzinya]

There were no snipers. There was ONE FUCKING GUY! The Warren Commission proved it.

[LiddyRules]

I'm surprised race hasn't been a bigger issue with Hillary's past. Remember when she made Obama bite the curb and then stomped on his head? She went to prison but learned that maybe she should change her racist ways when she befriended a black man on laundry duty.
Remember when Obama and Hilary were a superhero team? They helped Spider-Man defeat Maximum Carnage.

[Zona992006]

She was being sarcastic dude... Wow...

And she's a Clinton, her family is politics, she needs to grow a thicker skin or learn to earn an honest living. Can't have it both ways

Someone mentioned a good point the other day, you do realize Vos spells his name with one S right? Or are you being sarcastic? :)

[poopiebottoms]

Everyone in this country can see she did not/can not win this primary. Her only hope is to get super-delegates to vote against the will of the people.

For two months, she's continued to drag this out. If nothing demonstrates that she's just an over-ambitious ass, who doesn't care about anything but her own power, her refusal to admit defeat and allow the dem party to move on does.

I'm a pretty die-hard dem and liberal, and I can't fucking stand her now. This primary has really exposed her for what she is.

[Voss's Tumor]

Someone mentioned a good point the other day, you do realize Vos spells his name with one S right? Or are you being sarcastic? :)

My host has a lisp. Lisps are generally exhibited with a multiplicity of S's. I limited it to one extra S so that I could more easily log in to Wackbag. I'm just a tumor, I'd figure a full fledged human would be able to get that.

[BIV]

I can understand why Chelsea is upset. I mean, after Chelsea had to win that podrace so Bob Dole and Al Gore could Leave Washington DC and then find out that they had made a deal to get her out as well, she had to say goodbye to Hillary as she told her to "don't look back." And later to find out that Bob Dole was killed by Obama under John McCain's orders....that has to fuck you up a little.

Of course, no one knew it was John McCain at the time.

[Voss's Tumor]

I can understand why Chelsea is upset. I mean, after Chelsea had to win that podrace so Bob Dole and Al Gore could Leave Washington DC and then find out that they had made a deal to get her out as well, she had to say goodbye to Hillary as she told her to "don't look back." And later to find out that Bob Dole was killed by Obama under John McCain's orders....that has to fuck you up a little.

Of course, no one knew it was John McCain at the time.

Wow dude, I just gotta say, If Star Wars is the best satirical metaphor for politics you can muster... Watch more movies.

[BIV]

Wow dude, I just gotta say, If Star Wars is the best satirical metaphor for politics you can muster... Watch more movies.

Naw, just going for wacky.

[Plunkies]

Wow dude, I just gotta say, If Star Wars is the best satirical metaphor for politics you can muster... Watch more movies.

Apparently you didn't notice my Cool Runnings reference...

[Voss's Tumor]

Naw, just going for wacky.

Thank god dude. I was actually kind of scared! :action-sm

Apparently you didn't notice my Cool Runnings reference...

Actually made me el oh el eye are el

[Zona992006]

My host has a lisp. Lisps are generally exhibited with a multiplicity of S's. I limited it to one extra S so that I could more easily log in to Wackbag. I'm just a tumor, I'd figure a full fledged human would be able to get that.

ok, could be or you just screwed up and now cant fix it...lol. What a huge blunder.


Its not a tumah....

[Voss's Tumor]

ok, could be or you just screwed up and now cant fix it...lol. What a huge blunder.


Its not a tumah....

Whatever makes you feel better dude, lol.

I've stuck with it for 3 years now... Think I might have changed it if it was a screw up in that time.

[NoSurviivors]

One has delusions... the other wants us all dead... and the other guy turned into Bush three.

I feel all warm inside.

[Tax Kuntz]

uHVEDq6RVXc

[LiddyRules]

Wow dude, I just gotta say, If Star Wars is the best satirical metaphor for politics you can muster... Watch more movies. If he didn't use the term "podrace" would you have any idea what he was talking about? Because even with the podrace I had to stretch to see its application.

[Voss's Tumor]

If he didn't use the term "podrace" would you have any idea what he was talking about? Because even with the podrace I had to stretch to see its application.

Well, there were two ways I was thinking it was going.

1. John McCain is just evil, which is what I think it was.

2. Chelsea and Obama are the personification of the naivety of the Democratic party and easily manipulated by notions of politics, and they're simply following the lead of the last few ass whippings dealt to the Dems and are essentially repeating history by vying for power, hence turning into the very thing they sought out to oppose. Which is sort of my point of view, so I think it's probably much simpler, heh.

[Zona992006]

Whatever makes you feel better dude, lol.

I've stuck with it for 3 years now... Think I might have changed it if it was a screw up in that time.

oh..duuuhhhh..ok..
:action-sm

[Stormrider666]

Well, there were two ways I was thinking it was going.

1. John McCain is just evil, which is what I think it was.

2. Chelsea and Obama are the personification of the naivety of the Democratic party and easily manipulated by notions of politics, and they're simply following the lead of the last few ass whippings dealt to the Dems and are essentially repeating history by vying for power, hence turning into the very thing they sought out to oppose. Which is sort of my point of view, so I think it's probably much simpler, heh.

I thought the whole idea when we derailed the thread, was to make fun of Hillary for making shit up by, putting her into the plots or scenes from movies.

[Myhairygrundle]

Hillary used to be best friends with another girl when they were young. They grew apart because Hillary became a famous politician. Her friend got cunt cancer and Hillary had to raise her friend's daughter after she died.

They used to hang out on the boardwalk. Hillary was the wind beneath her wings.

[Butter Nuggets]

I used to think very little of Hillary, she would just watch the adults do all the real work. Such as solving the riddle of steel. She could only stand by and watch as Obama slaughtered her whole family before her eyes, including her unreasonably hot mom.

After she was sold into slavery her heart grew cold and her muscles grew strong. She was selected as a candidate for pit fighting and thrived. After her many victories and being bred to the finest stock, her owner took pity on her and released her.

Never truly satisfied with petty thievery, Hillary always remembered the sigil of Obama and sought him out during her journeys. She eventually found him and attempted to get to him by pretending to be one of his brainwashed worshipers. She was caught and crucified on the Tree of Woe.

After her miraculous revival and aided by her companions, a giant lesbian and a chinaman, she cut off Obama's head at the peak of his power.

[Myhairygrundle]

I was watching an interview with her today.

She recalled how bad it was when Bill was president. She was talking about how much she liked to drink mead at the local mead hall. But this dragon named Grendel kept bothering everyone.

With the blessing of King Hrothgar, she and her mighty sword, Hrunting (a gift from Unferth) swam underwater to oppose NAFTA and a border fence.

[Myhairygrundle]

After her miraculous revival and aided by her companions, a giant lesbian and a chinaman, she cut off Obama's head at the peak of his power.

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:


Dude, this had me fucking crying....holy shit. This thread has taken all the right turns.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

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[Earth2murf]

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