Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/26/2008 - Healthy Fez = More Gooder

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.
I've arrived.

[KNUCKLEUP]

ahhh, you beat me to it.

[krisko]

hi.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Welcome one and all.
So is here where we discuss all the speculation on the merger?

Mmm.

[krisko]

no.

[Goober]

I thought the thread was... Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/26/2008 - Healthy Fez = More Goober

Then reality hit. No one cares about Goober.

[Chester'sLiver]

'ello....

[crippledalbino]

I thought the thread was... Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/26/2008 - Healthy Fez = More Goober

Then reality hit. No one cares about Goober.

No, but if you change your name to 'gooder' or better yet, change your name to "TheO&AshowsuckssincetheyleftNEW", then people will talk about you ALL the time.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Welcome one and all.
So is here where we discuss all the speculation on the merger?

Mmm.

Well O&A already said they are jumping ship from satellite. I can't imagine things looking very rosey for R&F.

[Chester'sLiver]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm did anyone else hear that bleeding through? or was it just my radio...

[Goober]

No, but if you change your name to 'gooder' or better yet, change your name to "TheO&AshowsuckssincetheyleftNEW", then people will talk about you ALL the time.

I was thinking of changing my name too Goober13GWU

....Linger lgiahodhrgi;AOnjoNadhbng;ang;ojzsnrjhZSBG34456aeyt gzdfzdfg

[Goober]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm did anyone else hear that bleeding through? or was it just my radio...

I heard something, but I was not paying attention. I will go back to the tape.

[Chester'sLiver]

I heard something, but I was not paying attention. I will go back to the tape.

it sounds like the Stern show becuase you can hear that awful Robin..there it was again...

[crippledalbino]

'ello....

"They call him mellow 'ello..."

[Goober]

Oh I hear it now, but I am also hooked up to transmit on 88.1 in my office.

[crippledalbino]

it sounds like the Stern show becuase you can hear that awful Robin..there it was again...

Sounds like the merger is REALLY going through.

[ArthurT.Opless]

Hello:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh I hear it now, but I am also hooked up to transmit on 88.1 in my office.

I have the straight feed.....and there it is again...

[crippledalbino]

Oh I hear it now, but I am also hooked up to transmit on 88.1 in my office.

I just heard it too.
But I'm plugged directly into a Sportster, no radio transmitting happening.
Weird.

[ArthurT.Opless]

I heard it also. I'm broadcasting on 88.5.

[Dr. Hoffman]

it sounds like the Stern show becuase you can hear that awful Robin..there it was again...

No...I hear it to. That guy in the merger thread was right...O&A are being moved to Howard 100.

[Mobo]

I have the straight feed.....and there it is again...

BUMP.......SET.......

[crippledalbino]

BUMP.......SET.......

http://www.warp9cards.com/Warp9-inserts/spikeHSset.jpg
http://www.clubwwi.com/images/1spike.gif
http://enterthelaughter.com/railroad-spike.jpg
http://www.alburycity.nsw.gov.au/community/safe/images/cd8-spiked%20drink%20023.jpg

[Goober]

http://www.warp9cards.com/Warp9-inserts/spikeHSset.jpg
http://www.clubwwi.com/images/1spike.gif
http://enterthelaughter.com/railroad-spike.jpg
http://www.alburycity.nsw.gov.au/community/safe/images/cd8-spiked%20drink%20023.jpg

Gay creepy spike roofie?

[crippledalbino]

Gay creepy spike roofie?

No, it was Vampire Washed-up Nail Cosmo, thanks for playing.

[krisko]

I thought the thread was... Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/26/2008 - Healthy Fez = More Goober

Then reality hit. No one cares about Goober.
truer words have never been spoken :action-sm
I was thinking of changing my name too Goober13GWU

....Linger lgiahodhrgi;AOnjoNadhbng;ang;ojzsnrjhZSBG34456aeyt gzdfzdfg
ooh! i could change my name to krisko30GVSU, how fun!!!
"They call him mellow 'ello..."

oof

[Arch Stanton]

Well O&A already said they are jumping ship from satellite. I can't imagine things looking very rosey for R&F.

When did you hear that?

[Goober]

ooh! i could change my name to krisko30GVSU, how fun!!!


What's GVSU? It sounds like somebody did not apply themselves in High School:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

When did you hear that?

He probably heard it on a fishing trip, Arch.

[crippledalbino]

What's GVSU? It sounds like somebody did not apply themselves in High School:action-sm

What's wrong with the Grainsville Ventilation and Sanitation University?

[Arch Stanton]

He probably heard it on a fishing trip, Arch.

Oh, moving on then.

BTW, Boy howdy my buddays!

[krisko]

What's GVSU? It sounds like somebody did not apply themselves in High School:action-sm

I'll have you know, sir, that the GVSU men's football team were the DII champions two years running!!

no, i applied myself fine, i just didn't want to leave my boyfriend, i loved him soooooo and we were going to get married and have little babies running around and :puke: i stink

[Dr. Hoffman]

When did you hear that?

It was towards the end of the show. Ant mentioned they hadn't talked about the merger and Ope said it didn't really matter because they were leaving satellite. Not to mention the fact that you can intermittently hear the Howard Stern show creeping through on the channel things aren't looking good.

[crippledalbino]

It was towards the end of the show. Ant mentioned they hadn't talked about the merger and Ope said it didn't really matter because they were leaving satellite. Not to mention the fact that you can intermittently hear the Howard Stern show creeping through on the channel things aren't looking good.

Hoffman is such a troublemaker.

[Ted the Poster]

no, i applied myself fine, i just didn't want to leave my boyfriend, i loved him soooooo and we were going to get married and have little babies running around and :puke: i stink

Girls are dumb.




:action-sm

[Goober]

I'll have you know, sir, that the GVSU men's football team were the DII champions two years running!!

no, i applied myself fine, i just didn't want to leave my boyfriend, i loved him soooooo and we were going to get married and have little babies running around and :puke: i stink

I sound like everything worked out for you in the end.

BTW, I just smelled Moochies fingers. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hoffman is such a troublemaker.

Hey...I'm just repeating what I heard from the show, and what I keep hearing during this replay?

Are you really trying to get me to believe that that Opie would LIE on international radio about leaving XM? Are you telling me the boys would insert Howard Stern audio into the worst of to make us THINK things are bad? Unlikely sir...unlikely.

[crippledalbino]

Girls are dumb.




:action-sm

I sound like everything worked out for you in the end.

BTW, I just smelled Moochies fingers. :action-sm

HA HA!!!! You make bad decisions in life that make you very unhappy!!!!

Wavy GUY!!!!!!

:icon_neut

[Arch Stanton]

Hey...I'm just repeating what I heard from the show, and what I keep hearing during this replay?

Are you really trying to get me to believe that that Opie would LIE on international radio about leaving XM? Are you telling me the boys would insert Howard Stern audio into the worst of to make us THINK things are bad? Unlikely sir...unlikely.

I can see it now. All this for 2 guys to laugh about it. Reminds me of Tony Clifton.

[crippledalbino]

Hey...I'm just repeating what I heard from the show, and what I keep hearing during this replay?

Are you really trying to get me to believe that that Opie would LIE on international radio about leaving XM? Are you telling me the boys would insert Howard Stern audio into the worst of to make us THINK things are bad? Unlikely sir...unlikely.

:icon_neut
You're right. Once again Hoffman has proven to the world that he is a brilliant and insightful fellow, capable of processing the most amazing of information and deciphering it for we poor plebes.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I can see it now. All this for 2 guys to laugh about it. Reminds me of Tony Clifton.

:action-sm

[Mobo]

Girls are dumb.




:action-sm

Stig, have you checked out any more of Little Barrie? Everytime I listen to him (which is a lot lately) I think, "Stig would totally dig this."

[crippledalbino]

I can see it now. All this for 2 guys to laugh about it. Reminds me of Tony Clifton.

Yes, and Hoffman's bit is the cup.

[crippledalbino]

Stig, have you checked out any more of Little House on the Barrie? Everytime I listen to him (which is a lot lately) I think, "Stig would totally dig this."

Yeah, he seems like that type to me too. Quaint. Rustic. Wholesome.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6999/familynukeyo2.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

:icon_neut
You're right. Once again Hoffman has proven to the world that he is a brilliant and insightful fellow, capable of processing the most amazing of information and deciphering it for we poor plebes.

I don't have a PhD in message boards for nothing sir. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

He probably heard it on a fishing trip, Arch.

Too bad Al Neri didn't hear him praying the Hail Mary. :D

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays! History Today: On this date in 2003, the number one song In Da Club, by 50 cent

Good news at least on the XM platform, regardless of the speculation about 202: MLB Homeplate XM 175 will FINALLY be broadcast online!!

[Ted the Poster]

Stig, have you checked out any more of Little Barrie? Everytime I listen to him (which is a lot lately) I think, "Stig would totally dig this."

Actually, I never got around to Little Barrie. I'll check into it later.
Oh, wait...were they that sort of bluesy trio?

[TonyBagels]

It was towards the end of the show. Ant mentioned they hadn't talked about the merger and Ope said it didn't really matter because they were leaving satellite. Not to mention the fact that you can intermittently hear the Howard Stern show creeping through on the channel things aren't looking good.

Let's take a little used quote from Mr. Ron Bennington and apply it here: Carnies and Rubes, my friends, carnies and rubes

[TonyBagels]

Girls are dumb.




:action-sm

and they have cooties too!

[Hidden_Rage]

Hiya Buddays! History Today: On this date in 2003, the number one song In Da Club, by 50 cent


I blame the blacks

[Mobo]

Actually, I never got around to Little Barrie. I'll check into it later.
Oh, wait...were they that sort of bluesy trio?

Nah, solo British singer/guitar player.....I think you would like it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Barrie

[Ted the Poster]

and they have cooties too!

Are Cooties a freshwater species, or do they live in the ocean?

[crippledalbino]

I don't have a PhD in message boards for nothing sir. :action-sm

Pathetic Hack Doofus?
Poorly Horse Drilled?
Plebian Hallucinating Douchebag?
Pwned Horrific Dick?

[TonyBagels]

I don't have a PhD in message boards for nothing sir. :action-sm

It's too bad you don't have a GED in calling shows















:action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Nah, solo British singer/guitar player.....I think you would like it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Barrie

Did I hover over that link to make sure it wasn't Meatspin or Fingerbang?
Fuck, yes.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Let's take a little used quote from Mr. Ron Bennington and apply it here: Carnies and Rubes, my friends, carnies and rubes

Sir, I think if my bit, if any around here is making bad phone calls into the Ron and Fez show. :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

I blame the blacks

What, like there's someone else to blame (other than white pre-teens wanting to be anything else)

[TonyBagels]

Are Cooties a freshwater species, or do they live in the ocean?

much like crabs, they can adapt. They infested my elementary school playground. Amazing little creatures, and almost impossible to see

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,341574,00.html

Changing things up a bit though. Thank GOD they're not my parents.

[Mobo]

Did I hover over that link to make sure it wasn't Meatspin or Fingerbang?
Fuck, yes.

Not my bit.....but, you do have a lot of nerve showing your face in here....traitor.

http://www.whateverthefuckthatlinkis.com

[TonyBagels]

Cue Chester (and cue my microwave. I'm fuckin' starvin')

[Arch Stanton]

and they have cooties too!

What do you know about it?

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts...

[Deadbent]

Ha. Nice intro.

[krisko]

I sound like everything worked out for you in the end.

BTW, I just smelled Moochies fingers. :action-sm
they must've smelled like a character from wonder years :action-sm
HA HA!!!! You make bad decisions in life that make you very unhappy!!!!

Wavy GUY!!!!!!

:icon_neut
:icon_cry::icon_cry:
Hiya Buddays! History Today: On this date in 2003, the number one song In Da Club, by 50 cent

Good news at least on the XM platform, regardless of the speculation about 202: MLB Homeplate XM 175 will FINALLY be broadcast online!!
unless they start broadcasting actual games online, i could give a shit less about 175


smookeeeeee breaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Dr. Hoffman]

Cue Chester (and cue my microwave. I'm fuckin' starvin')

Bagel Bites for lunch today?

[TonyBagels]

What do you know about it?

I remember that in order to avoid catching them, I played Voltron or kickball in the playground.

[TonyBagels]

Bagel Bites for lunch today?

Not for me at least;)

[Mobo]

they must've smelled like a character from wonder years :action-sm


OHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEYIT!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

ORRRRRRRRRRRR SHEEEEEEYIT!!!!

Sir Krisko smells like flowers...Thats not right..:action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Not my bit.....but, you do have a lot of nerve showing your face in here....traitor.

http://www.whateverthefuckthatlinkis.com

I tried it on Loki this morning. I'm surprised he didn't bite.

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, Let's get down to it

[UsedLadBag]

That intro song was pretty catchy, "Everyone's trying to wreack Krisko". I like it.

[Hidden_Rage]

5 minutes.. Ew.

[Arch Stanton]

I remember that in order to avoid catching them, I played Voltron or kickball in the playground.

Well, that is one angle.

[Ted the Poster]

smookeeeeee breaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Remember: The "eeeeee" is silent.

[Arch Stanton]

5 minutes.. Ew.

Actually seconds if you start from when the mics went hot.

[Murray]

Gabe Kapler :haha7:

[TonyBagels]

Ok, Let's get down to it

Boppers

[crippledalbino]

"The last time they did this, we spent two years in Washington DC."

[TonyBagels]

Gabe Kapler :haha7:

what a dope. Hey here's one for Danesy:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/verysoxy/icon_kapler_arod.jpg

[crippledalbino]

<----hasn't gotten his big ass prize yet

[ArthurT.Opless]

Crip have you received your big ass prize yet?

EDIT: Nevermind...fucking do nothing Pitzy.

[Hidden_Rage]

Did someone mention Gabe Kapler? Gabe Kapler is an awesome defender, here's the proof!

http://kaplerwebgem.ytmnd.com/

[Chester'sLiver]

I wonder if Crip has received his Big Ass prize yet?

[crippledalbino]

<----hasn't gotten his big ass prize yet

Crip have you received your big ass prize yet?

Nice timing, sparkles.

[Haeder]

Ron sounds far away.

Is he broadcasting from home?

[crippledalbino]

I wonder if Crip has received his Big Ass prize yet?

Funny you should ask!
They just called me yesterday for my address..

[crippledalbino]

Ron sounds far away.

Is he broadcasting from home?
Broadcasting from the couch previously inhabited by some very fancy people.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Paul%20O%20Wedding/IMG_0026.jpg

[mikek]

Ron sounds far away.

Is he broadcasting from home?

board's broken; they're on the couch w/remote mics

[TonyBagels]

Did someone mention Gabe Kapler? Gabe Kapler is an awesome defender, here's the proof!

http://kaplerwebgem.ytmnd.com/

Budday, you interested in getting the league back together this year?

[Haeder]

board's broken; they're on the couch w/remote mics

I blame Earl.

[Hidden_Rage]

Budday, you interested in getting the league back together this year?

Sure.

[Chester'sLiver]

Broadcasting from the couch previously inhabited by some very fancy people.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Paul%20O%20Wedding/IMG_0026.jpg

Heeeeeeeey I know them!

[Sam_Adams]

Mmmmmm Taco Bueno chicken tortilla soup for lunch :D

Hi folks.

So, is Dave going to be the star of the show again today? If so I can just throw in a new DVD

[TonyBagels]

Did I hear Dave say Sam Roberts?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002VESO6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://www.highergroundmusic.com/u/shows/3/sam-roberts-for-site.jpg

[Murray]

Mmmmmm Taco Bueno chicken tortilla soup for lunch :D

Hi folks.

So, is Dave going to be the star of the show again today? If so I can just throw in a new DVD

Looks like it :arrrh:

[ArthurT.Opless]

Broadcasting from the couch previously inhabited by some very fancy people.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Paul%20O%20Wedding/IMG_0026.jpg

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?

[TonyBagels]

Sure.

Alright, I'll get it together

[crippledalbino]

Mmmmmm Taco Bueno chicken tortilla soup for lunch :D

Hi folks.

So, is Dave going to be the star of the show again today? If so I can just throw in a new DVD

You're really just shoe-horning every spanish word that you know into one phrase, aren't you?

[Friday]

seeing that awful studio picture makes me very glad i just got off the treadmill.

:icon_roll


oh, an good afternoon fucky faces! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?
*ahem*

because they were sitting next to me of course.....:icon_cool


I thought you looked lovely that day Friday...

[crippledalbino]

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?

Because our idea of chivalry is riding the women across the puddles.

[TonyBagels]

Saint Joe's? Fuckin' Starvin'

http://www.gioiadelcolle.info/public/2007/03/zeppole.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

seeing that awful studio picture makes me very glad i just got off the treadmill.

:icon_roll


oh, an good afternoon fucky faces! :action-sm

Hi lady :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?

I really hope you meant "only the ladies". Because there is more than one lady in that picture sir.

[Friday]

*ahem*

because they were sitting next to me of course.....:icon_cool


I thought you looked lovely that day Friday...

awwww so schweet ;)



Because our idea of chivalry is riding the women across the puddles.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Sam_Adams]

You're really just shoe-horning every spanish word that you know into one phrase, aren't you?

:icon_rollTaco Bueno is a fast food place like Taco Bell, but 10X better

[crippledalbino]

:icon_rollTaco Bueno is a fast food place like Taco Bell, but 10X better

Spectacular.
I care.

[TonyBagels]

:icon_rollTaco Bueno is a fast food place like Taco Bell, but 10X better

I'm kind of partial to:

http://tacoadventure.com/firstyear/images/mighty1090.jpeg
http://tacoadventure.com/firstyear/images/mighty1120.jpeg

[UsedLadBag]

Because our idea of chivalry is riding the women across the puddles.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[crippledalbino]

I'm kind of partial to
:tacos::tacos::tacos:

Wait, what?

[ArthurT.Opless]

I really hope you meant "only the ladies". Because there is more than one lady in that picture sir.

Actually I did. " Ladies' " would have probably been more correct. I was being grammatically retarded.. No offense.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Actually I did. " Ladies' " would have probably been more correct. I was being grammatically retarded.. No offense.:action-sm

Consider 'Gramatically' added to the already exhaustive list of ways you're retarded.

[Sam_Adams]

ok folks. I'm punching out. I don't give a fuck about the David McDonald show. I can only hope this is his last day and that Ronnie is serious about dumping his ass.

bye lovelies

[Ted the Poster]

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?

All that butt-pee has to go somewhere.

[crippledalbino]

ok folks. I'm punching out. I don't give a fuck about the David McDonald show. I can only hope this is his last day and that Ronnie is serious about dumping his ass.

bye lovelies

Word.

[crippledalbino]

All that butt-pee has to go somewhere.

Ewww... you mean, in the butt?
Oh wait, yes you do.
Fuckin' Mobo's bits never work.

[Murray]

ok folks. I'm punching out. I don't give a fuck about the David McDonald show. I can only hope this is his last day and that Ronnie is serious about dumping his ass.

bye lovelies


It will never end. 202 will eventually just be called "Dave"

[ArthurT.Opless]

Consider 'Gramatically' added to the already exhaustive list of ways you're retarded.

Filed under "G" sir.

[Dr. Hoffman]

It will never end. 202 will eventually just be called "Dave"

When you think about it...it already kind of is. Dave is a Virus...and he has now spread to O&A.

[Murray]

I know Ant thinks he's hysterical but I think it's more in a "Look at the kid with the helmet" way

[UsedLadBag]

It could be worse, it could be Harry and his pants joke.
(god I hope I got that shitdicks name right)

[mikek]

Any reason why the only lady's pants are wet?

hot

[TonyBagels]

Funny that Ron should mention that. My kindergarten teacher was old when I was there too.

[mikek]

It could be worse, it could be Harry and his pants joke.
(god I hope I got that shitdicks name right)

you did.

[Arch Stanton]

Any of you buying this horseshit?

[Friday]

'a more born child!'

where does he come up with this shite? <3
wheeeeeeeee

[TonyBagels]

It could be worse, it could be Harry and his pants joke.
(god I hope I got that shitdicks name right)

Miss "producers" that actually were at the helm when there actually was production.



Ooo, Ronnie should hold out for 'salted in the shell' like at the ballpark

[krisko]

ugh

my work computer sucks ass, i've missed the first half hour of the show

what's happening now? dave's getting booted?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Any of you buying this horseshit?

Well...I bought the Howard stuff. So I'll buy this. :icon_roll

[Arch Stanton]

'a more born child!'

where does he come up with this shite? <3
wheeeeeeeee

It was funny.

[Chester'sLiver]

wow what a concept..Ron and Fez are the reason she listens to the Ron and Fez show.....:icon_eek:




I hate when people do this "I am going to be the person to pull him out of this" shit...They aren't doing it to help Fez...They do it for attention..

[mikek]

Hate to say it, but I'd PAY for ESD to stay on the show if it meant keeping Crazy Jen from being one the staff.

[Arch Stanton]

Dave:
Slowly poisoning Fez

[Blue Heeler]

How old is Crazy Jen and is that too old to abort?

[krunk]

hi ya buddddddays

[crippledalbino]

ugh

my work computer sucks ass, i've missed the first half hour of the show

what's happening now? dave's getting booted?

Yes, they're encouraging him to go to bigger and better things.

[UsedLadBag]

Did Crazy Jen just say that Fezzie likes Clevland Steamers? Something about being behind glass...

[Arch Stanton]

Hate to say it, but I'd PAY for ESD to stay on the show if it meant keeping Crazy Jen from being one the staff.

We all pay.

[Arch Stanton]

Yes, they're encouraging him to go to bigger and better things.

Like ingesting Big A's eye brows

[krunk]

Did Crazy Jen just say that Fezzie likes Clevland Steamers? Something about being behind glass...

no that was the stern show bleeding through

[Blue Heeler]

ugh

I suck dirty asshole, i've missed the first half hour of the show

what's happening now? dave's getting booted?

Dave's being "set free"...and you're gross.

[TonyBagels]

Any of you buying this horseshit?

buying, no. secretly wishing, yes. Wait, no secret, just out-in-the-open wishing.

When I heard the Genitorturers show yesterday, I remember back how that show kind of turned my previous disdain for Dave around (albeit temporarily). I think if you look back to the listening thread that day, you'll find a post from me saying something like: This is why Dave's on the show, to do the stupid shit no one else will.

[UsedLadBag]

The phone call would be perfect if it ended with a gunshot.

[Hidden_Rage]

Can we get a prize if Jen starts to cry?

[Arch Stanton]

Time to break. Ron and Fez

[mikek]

The phone call would be perfect if it ended with a gunshot.

Gail-O? Oh wait, that was pills.





too soon?

[krunk]

Can we get a prize if Jen starts to cry?

her crying is the prize

[crippledalbino]

Can we get a prize if Jen starts to cry?

Just the joy in our hearts should be prize enough.

[Chester'sLiver]

Can we get a prize if Jen starts to cry?

only if she is crying due to the results of a medical test..then we all win..

[Arch Stanton]

Can we get a prize if Jen starts to cry?

Yup

[TonyBagels]

ugh

my work computer sucks ass, i've missed the first half hour of the show

what's happening now? dave's getting booted?

Run down:

-Dave explains fighting with O&A staff
-Ron wants to set Dave free, to move upwards (to the O&A Show)
-Crazy Jen calls in to offer to be Fez's personal assistant
-more Dave to O&A talk

[krisko]

Dave's being "set free"...and you're gross.

there's a reason you have more IFs than posts

[Hidden_Rage]

Oooo Friday to be hypnotized

[crippledalbino]

Gail-O? Oh wait, that was pills.





too soon?
Wait a minute... 'too soon' is the punchline to another joke besides a 9-11 one?

[Friday]

guess the cats out of the bag lol



edit: fuckin dave.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ooooohhh....hypnotized Friday :D

[krisko]

ooooh!!!! friday's being hypnotized!!! :jump

[krunk]

wow.......

[Save My Up's Dick]

Wow Dave, what a douche!

[TonyBagels]

do I comment on this?

Fuckin' Dave, what an asshole. He said the same thing on Thanksgiving.

[Chester'sLiver]

I missed that..Friday is going in studio for the Hypno show? Fantastic..

[crippledalbino]

Oooh, can't wait for some Friday hypnosis!

[mikek]

Wow Dave, what a douche!

no fucking shit :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

[Arch Stanton]

Dave, you are out of your element.

Enjoy Comedy Central

[Dr. Hoffman]

Friday!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

guess the cats out of the bag lol

when you hear the phrase, "Hiya buddays..." you will immediately let the puppies breathe! ;)

[Save My Up's Dick]

guess the cats out of the bag lol



edit: fuckin dave.
Looking forward to hearing you.:icon_mrgr

[Friday]

do I comment on this?

Fuckin' Dave, what an asshole. He said the same thing on Thanksgiving.

i hereby give you permission to comment. :icon_mrgr

[TonyBagels]

Gail-O? Oh wait, that was the rat poison.





too soon?

fixed for Paul's help

[Blue Heeler]

there's a reason you have more IFs than posts

I demand an action-smiley wavy on hurtful posts!

[krisko]

ew...i was just starting to like dave too :(

[KevSlider]

Punch Dave when you see him Friday.

[krisko]

I demand an action-smiley wavy on hurtful posts!

you only do a wavy guy when you are joking.

[Arch Stanton]

do I comment on this?

Fuckin' Dave, what an asshole. He said the same thing on Thanksgiving.

x10

Yeah, all for him disappearing

[TonyBagels]

i hereby give you permission to comment. :icon_mrgr

Please confront Dave on his "joking"

[crippledalbino]

Earl's will is too strong?

Oh yeah. Way to go willpower.

[Hoagie]

do I comment on this?

Fuckin' Dave, what an asshole. He said the same thing on Thanksgiving.Dave was way out of line for that remark. He deserves to be hit up the side of the head with a napkin dispenser. Hear that, Tax? You're off the hook.

[Chester'sLiver]

I demand an action-smiley wavy on hurtful posts!

You will get nothing and like it...

[krunk]

kick dave right in his cunt

[Blue Heeler]

you only do a wavy guy when you are joking.

oh...:icon_cry:

[crippledalbino]

when you hear the phrase, "Hiya buddays..." you will immediately let the puppies breathe! ;)

I've heard rumor that Friday's breasts are named Ron and Ron, is that true?

[FartHammer]

Did Stupid Earl just say he can't be hypnotized? Wasnt he just last year?

[crippledalbino]

Punch Dave when you see him Friday.

Dave was way out of line for that remark. He deserves to be hit up the side of the head with a napkin dispenser. Hear that, Tax? You're off the hook.

Check out the big guns coming in support of a downed Dave!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I've heard rumor that Friday's breasts are named Ron and Ron, is that true?

not gonna lie...I kinda hope they're not :icon_conf

[mikek]

I've heard rumor that Friday's breasts are named Ron and Ron, is that true?

hot

[Blue Heeler]

Earl's acting skills aren't good enough for hypnosis.

[crippledalbino]

not gonna lie...I kinda hope they're not :icon_conf

Flashin' the Rons...
The left one's Diaz, the right one's Bennington!

[Friday]

Punch Dave when you see him Friday.

i usually do. and friday he will get an extra right hook.

love ron... "you joke? what's the joke? you say something and she has to listen?"


you guys are the best.... and i am truly afraid of what will be happening in this listening thread on friday! HA :p

[crippledalbino]

hot

I was wondering what I could write to get you to come post 'hot' in response.

[crippledalbino]

i usually do. and friday he will get an extra right hook.

love ron... "you joke? what's the joke? you say something and she has to listen?"


you guys are the best.... and i am truly afraid of what will be happening in this listening thread on friday! HA :p

Don't be afraid.

Just, uh... don't start jumping out with all of those wackbag secrets you're keeping, hm?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

you guys are the best.... and i am truly afraid of what will be happening in this listening thread on friday! HA :p

probably a bunch of us hoping that Don does something "naughty"

[stillbornstew]

hi message board

[Arch Stanton]

Where are you calling from?

[Hidden_Rage]

ew...i was just starting to like dave too :(

Like they said in the good ol day...

BURN THE WITCH


:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

Why am I not surprised that the guy that is calling in to support keeping Dave sounds like he's from a corn field in Oklahoma?

[Goober]

Earl's acting skills aren't good enough for hypnosis.

Why don't you send that in on feedback? :action-sm

...oof, that ol' gag.

[Arch Stanton]

i usually do. and friday he will get an extra right hook.

love ron... "you joke? what's the joke? you say something and she has to listen?"


you guys are the best.... and i am truly afraid of what will be happening in this listening thread on friday! HA :p

Rooting for my Phriday

[TonyBagels]

Dave was way out of line for that remark. He deserves to be hit up the side of the head with a napkin dispenser. Hear that, Tax? You're off the hook.

That's right. A preemptive punishment

[mikek]

I was wondering what I could write to get you to come post 'hot' in response.

It doesn't take much.
http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10281325aa.jpg

[TonyBagels]

Did Stupid Earl just say he can't be hypnotized? Wasnt he just last year?

yes indeed he was

[Arch Stanton]

Sail. Well, till today Dave could have sailed on my boat.

[TonyBagels]

Snake? Wow, Ron & Fez are starting to get a following

http://www.t-nation.com/avatar_images/e/2/e253e-Snake_Escape_LA.jpg

[crippledalbino]

hi message board
the message board welcomes you back, sir.
It doesn't take much.
http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10281325aa.jpg

hot

[Arch Stanton]

Fictional movie in real life. Whatever works for you.

[crippledalbino]

Snake? Wow, Ron & Fez are starting to get a following

http://www.georgesouth.com/images/photos/on_the_road/south070618_001.jpg

Of old, washed up wrestlers? What are you even talking about?

[stillbornstew]

the message board welcomes you back, sir.

no internet at work= :arrrh:

[crippledalbino]

no internet at stew's work= :haha7::icon_lol::icon_wink:action-sm:):p:icon_razz

Fixed for wackbag sentiments.

[TonyBagels]

Sail. Well, till today Dave could have sailed on my boat.

Here's Arch's boat
http://www.npw.co.uk/media/w4465.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

turn up your radios guys....Its Julie

[krisko]

Turn Up The Volume, It's The Brazilian

[stillbornstew]

love this girls voice

[Goober]

I now hate Julie. This ESD issue will tear us apart.

[krisko]

bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
when ronnie said "i heard you looked wonderful that night"
she almost said "i did"

[UsedLadBag]

That's Jake the Snake today? OMG, that hurts.

[stillbornstew]

Turn Up The Volume, It's The Brazilian
*sits down on floor and starts placing random items into a large box* :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

turn up your radios guys....Its Julie

Turn Up The Volume, It's The Brazilian

love this girls voice

They need to go from a Brazilian Julie call to a Bronx Johnny Sextravaganza segment IMMEDIATELY.

[Ted the Poster]

I will endorse the ESD trade under one and only one condition: We trade Anthony and Jimmy for Dave and Fez.

God, I have never in my life wished so hard for something on this fucking show to be a bit.

[krisko]

love this girls voice

i've not had the pleasure of hearing it.

[Friday]

love this girls voice

do ya?


bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
when ronnie said "i heard you looked wonderful that night"
she almost said "i did"


and LOL Krisko! haha

[crippledalbino]

That's Jake the Snake today? OMG, that hurts.

Looks more like David Crosby every day.

[Ted the Poster]

*sits down on floor and starts placing random items into a large box* :icon_roll

Your Mom's Box?

[krisko]

*sits down on floor and starts placing random items into a large box* :icon_roll

:jump!!!!

whatcha puttin in that box stewie?!

[Chester'sLiver]

:jump!!!!

whatcha puttin in that box stewie?!

I heard it was pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers..All your favorites..

[Friday]

here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

eh she looked ok in those pics, but Barb...wow...that chick is fantastic...

[Ted the Poster]

:jump!!!!

whatcha puttin in that box stewie?!

http://www.doot.com/moonmilkmirror/02/07/020718-4109cs-roosters1.jpg

[Goober]

here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg

Do you have any split beav pics of her?

[Mobo]

here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg

Michael Jackson is really going overboard with the plastic surgery....

[Ted the Poster]

here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg

I think she means me. AHEM....mimimimimimimimimiiiiiiii....
(just warming up.)

I'd fuck her.

[Friday]

eh she looked ok in those pics, but Barb...wow...that chick is fantastic...

yep.

Barb is out of ALL of our leagues.

:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

Of old, washed up wrestlers? What are you even talking about?

incorrect sir. With the old washed up wrestlers, it's Fez that follows them. think back a whole day or two when Fez talked about freezing up

[krisko]

do ya?




and LOL Krisko! haha
it's catty Frisko wednesdeee!! :D
I heard it was pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers..All your favorites..
spanish lucky charms?! still starvin
here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg

i'd hit that

dammmnnn she's hot

show ur titz

somethinsomethinsomethin cunt

[crippledalbino]

Do you have any split beav pics of her?

Yeah, I've got one. She's really spreading, too.
http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/graphics/beaver2.jpg

[Mobo]

I think she means me. AHEM....mimimimimimimimimiiiiiiii....
(just warming up.)

I'd fuck her.

It was a little pitchy in the middle, dawg....it was just aiight for me.

[crippledalbino]

incorrect sir. With the old washed up wrestlers, it's Fez that follows them. think back a whole day or two when Fez talked about freezing up

Uh... it was just a goofy switch the pic out for another one thing... just... uh... yeah.

[crippledalbino]

It was a little pitchy in the middle, dawg....it was just aiight for me.

My grandmother used to wash that stuff off with bacon grease.

[Chester'sLiver]

i'd hit that

dammmnnn she's hot

show ur titz

somethinsomethinsomethin cunt
I've seen better....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Wedding-Gap/100_0804.jpg

;)

[mikek]

whatcha puttin in that box stewie?!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/choccacino/pix2/seven4.jpg

[TonyBagels]

Thank God for MoochCassidy!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I find ESD's black Earl impression really funny..

[Goober]

I'd hit that

dammmnnn she's hot

show ur titz

somethinsomethinsomethin cunt

Worst Ogling Ever! Don't give up you vagina just yet.

[crippledalbino]

I've seen better....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Wedding-Gap/100_0804.jpg

;)

You're really just a one-picture-posting pony, aren't you?

[Chester'sLiver]

You're really just a one-picture-posting pony, aren't you?

noooooooooooooo....I have two pics:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Wedding-Gap/P2220034.jpg :D

[KNUCKLEUP]

blah

[Mobo]

My grandmother used to wash that stuff off with bacon grease.

you mean the American delicacy?

[krisko]

I've seen better....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/P2240064.jpg

;)
FRISKO!

see what you missed out one!!! ;p
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/choccacino/pix2/seven4.jpg

<---------------- does not want Gwen's head :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

noooooooooooooo....I have two pics:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Wedding-Gap/P2220034.jpg :D

:icon_neut
How could I possibly have forgotten that one?

[stillbornstew]

They need to go from a Brazilian Julie call to a Bronx Johnny Sextravaganza segment IMMEDIATELY.
i votte yes
do ya?




and LOL Krisko! haha
yes i do. what of it? :action-sm
:jump!!!!

whatcha puttin in that box stewie?!
nuffin' :icon_roll
I heard it was pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers..All your favorites..
:clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:
here is your brazillian.
commence ogling and general creepiness now.

http://www.fullblownaids.com/photopost/data/704/birthday046.jpg
OOOOOOOOOOH. filling up.

[Chester'sLiver]

FRISKO!

see what you missed out on!!! ;p


yes I see...I see...

[Mobo]

oh here comes Fez with his open yawn!

[BufrdTJustice]

I hope he was just joking about dropping "hints".

[crippledalbino]

you mean the American delicacy?

It'd only be the American delicacy if you could figure out a way to fry the bacon grease in more grease, put on some bacon and cheese, maybe bread it, and then fry it again.

[Dr. Hoffman]

you mean the American delicacy?

I thought duck fat was the American delicacy?

[Stormrider666]

Wouldn't this be the 3rd or 4th time that Pitzy promised to have it in the Big Ass Room?

[Chester'sLiver]

remobo...my favorite is still "Oh here comes Fez with his open bum"


probably your finest line..IMO.

[krisko]

ahem...CL, you forgot this one
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/kriskofleacl.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I hope he was just joking about dropping "hints".
Clearly you're not a real fan, sir. You should know that there's no such thing as a joke on Ron and Fez, everything is always one hundred percent genuine.

[TonyBagels]

Fuck Tibet. If we're going to boycott the Olympics in China, let's do it for their support of the Sudanese gov't and their slaughter of the Darfurian people

[meanmarv]

It'd only be the American delicacy if you could figure out a way to fry the bacon grease in more grease, put on some bacon and cheese, maybe bread it, and then fry it again.

Use Fummunda cheese

[stillbornstew]

i'd hit that

dammmnnn she's hot

show ur titz

somethinsomethinsomethin cunt
i REALLY want to make a joke, but it'll ruin the sur-prize. ;)
blah
SWEETIE!!!!!!!
<---------------- does not want Gwen's head :icon_eek:

but you'd GIVE gwen head. :D

[crippledalbino]

remobo...my favorite is still "Oh here comes Fez with his open bum"


probably your finest line..IMO.

It's true. I can't imagine him ever even coming close to that line. I can't imagine him getting anywhere close to funny ever again, actually.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i can't keep up with this thread today :(

[TheTruth]

Wouldn't this be the 3rd or 4th time that Pitzy promised to have it in the Big Ass Room?

The bigger question should be who really cares what room it is in. It's not like the room owner gets paid for having more people in their room.

[krisko]

soap on a rope?

[KNUCKLEUP]

i REALLY want to make a joke, but it'll ruin the sur-prize. ;)

SWEETIE!!!!!!!


but you'd GIVE gwen head. :D


http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/c3922e57/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[BufrdTJustice]

Clearly you're not a real fan, sir. You should know that there's no such thing as a joke on Ron and Fez, everything is always one hundred percent genuine.

There are jokes?:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

soap on a rope?

is that what we are calling them now?

[krisko]

Fuck Tibet. If we're going to boycott the Olympics in China, let's do it for their support of the Sudanese gov't and their slaughter of the Darfurian people

can't we boycott it for both reasons? and because it's stupid and no one watches anyways

[Mobo]

remobo...my favorite is still "Oh here comes Fez with his open bum"


probably your finest line..IMO.

Fuck you.

It's true. I can't imagine him ever even coming close to that line. I can't imagine him getting anywhere close to funny ever again, actually.

Thank you.


wait.....strike that...reverse it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah...this is turning into Good/No Good

[crippledalbino]

i can't keep up with this thread today :(

Yes, we're just rip-roaring through today.

[Mobo]

Fez is right...the Flea caller does not work.

[stillbornstew]

It'd only be the American delicacy if you could figure out a way to fry the bacon grease in more grease, put on some bacon and cheese, maybe bread it, and then fry it again.
coming soon to a mcdonalds near you.
oh here comes Fez with his open yawn!
hi darling
ahem...CL, you forgot this one
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/kriskofleacl.jpg
meeler lite. :love:

[Chester'sLiver]

Fez is right...the Flea caller does not work.

with any Flea problem what you want to do is..check for ID.Then they will be no where to be seen..:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

Fez is right...the Flea caller does not work.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Slick one. That's where my mind started to go, but you pulled the trigger. Well done.

[Dr. Hoffman]

soap on a rope?

http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/26361894230525.jpg?

[TonyBagels]

can't we boycott it for both reasons? and because it's stupid and no one watches anyways

Of course, I was only trying to be absurd in my political statement


How many parodies were based from this song? Yech

[Mobo]

Robert Can't

[Jimmy's Dignity]

in the extremely unlikely event that I would have voted for Obama...this song would have yanked my vote away from him

[krisko]

http://www.mark-knutson.com/Apostasy/Images/good_shoehorn.jpg

[Mobo]

As a fledgling song parody-ist, this makes me cry.

[Goober]

Fuck Tibet. If we're going to boycott the Olympics in China, let's do it for their support of the Sudanese gov't and their slaughter of the Darfurian people


No we should boycott the Olympics because China is trying to develop to our standard of living and using up all the worlds resources that are meant for white people. Not to mention the amount of US debt and currency they control...............

The world needs ditch diggers TOO!..... tag China... YOUR IT!

I have my eye on YOU, INDIA, next..........

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/26361894230525.jpg?
Anything to avoid a violent ass r2pe, sir.
Robert Can't

Yeah, well neither can Joshua.

Wait, what?

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/26361894230525.jpg?

http://www.space-debris.com/bat_gough.jpg
http://crochet.craftgossip.com/files/2007/03/sling-medical-0309.jpg
http://www.wowparadisephilippines.com/files/paradise-philippines.jpg ?

"whaa"

[krisko]

dead!! where are you with that video clip!?

[Mobo]

I thought they got rid of this intern.

[crippledalbino]

How come parody songs have to be done on a 1989 Casio Keyboard?

[stillbornstew]

i can't keep up with this thread today :(
just for you angel face

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1377135232787708128&q=tom+waits&total=4524&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42474000/jpg/_42474861_howlpa416.jpg

[TheTruth]

with any Flea problem what you want to do is..check for ID.Then they will be no where to be seen..:icon_mrgr

:clap::haha7::clap::haha7::clap:

Post of the Day

[Dr. Hoffman]

:icon_eek:

[Hoagie]

Ugh....

The only thing worse then the two party US political system are the fucking songs written about it.

[Friday]

Awful

[TonyBagels]

Ron being truthful with the lack of show prep! Well done. clappy hands for Ronnie B

[Save My Up's Dick]

Was that Earl's sisters singing??

[krisko]

Ugh....

The only thing worse then the two party US political system are the fucking songs written about it.

except this one
mEJL2Uuv-oQ

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42474000/jpg/_42474861_howlpa416.jpg

I want to find that puppy and play with it

[TonyBagels]

No we should boycott the Olympics because China is trying to develop to our standard of living and using up all the worlds resources that are meant for white people. Not to mention the amount of US debt and currency they control...............

The world needs ditch diggers TOO!..... tag China... YOUR IT!

I have my eye on YOU, INDIA, next..........

:action-sm
Yeah! What he said!!! {cues presidential music}

[KNUCKLEUP]

just for you angel face

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1377135232787708128&q=tom+waits&total=4524&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

:biggrinea:bow:
:rap:"joy"
:jump:love:
:rotf::clap9:
:biggrinfl:clap4:

[crippledalbino]

I want to find that puppy and play with it

I think this is why all the other messageboards think that Wackbag is too cruel and hardcore. It's people like you and posts like this!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Awful

Doesn't begin to describe any of that.

[Arch Stanton]

except this one
mEJL2Uuv-oQ

Rockin' Post!!! Well done my budday!!!

[Goober]

http://www.space-debris.com/bat_gough.jpg
http://crochet.craftgossip.com/files/2007/03/sling-medical-0309.jpg
http://www.wowparadisephilippines.com/files/paradise-philippines.jpg ?

"whaa"

Alfred Sling Palm! Big Ass Prize Closet!!!!!!!!

[TonyBagels]

Yeah, well neither can Joshua.


Stupid Mainframe couldn't even beat itself at Global Thermonuclear War
http://faculty.law.pitt.edu/madison/images/wargames.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

UH

x2

[Mobo]

holy.......holy........holy.......holy

[Stormrider666]

Damn I better watch out, God's going to be after me.

[Goober]

I want to find that puppy and play with it

Don't forget the... http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/jelly%20p%20035.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Alfred Sling Palm! Big Ass Prize Closet!!!!!!!!

ooooooo soooory... soooory....

the correct answer is "alfred sling paradise"

it was written on the soap, lulz.

[krisko]

:rap:

i've isolated the disturbing (read: hot) part of your post
Rockin' Post!!! Well done my budday!!!

heyy budday, thanks for the compliment there buddayy!!

[crippledalbino]

holy.......holy........holy.......holy
Moley Moley Moley...
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2002/images/AustinPowers_Mole.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

BTW, had to duck and run from cover from the snipers on my way to the thread today.

[TonyBagels]

How come parody songs have to be done on a 1989 Casio Keyboard?

<=== misses his SK-1. Loved looping recorded voice

[Friday]

http://www.godforgiveswestborobaptist.com/God_Hates_Spam.jpg

[Goober]

holy.......holy........holy.......holy
Praise the.....Praise the.....Praise the

[stillbornstew]

:biggrinea:bow:
:rap:"joy"
:love:
:rotf:
:biggrinfl:
<----gets you. :p:D;)
Alfred Sling Palm! Big Ass Prize Closet!!!!!!!!
the girl is the Galactus of pic sig'ing. it's scary.

[Goober]

BTW, had to duck and run from cover from the snipers on my way to the thread today.

Sam_Adams has finally lost it.:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

I think this is why all the other messageboards think that Wackbag is too cruel and hardcore. It's people like you and posts like this!

and I thought it was the posts about Dave and the pictured dog

[krisko]

BTW, had to duck and run from cover from the snipers on my way to the thread today.
<------------ i was named after Sir Edmund Krisko
http://www.godforgiveswestborobaptist.com/God_Hates_Spam.jpg
O and A Fagsin!!!!

[stillbornstew]

Stupid Mainframe couldn't even beat itself at Global Thermonuclear War
http://faculty.law.pitt.edu/madison/images/wargames.jpg
:clap::clap::clap:
well done.

[Mobo]

<----gets you. :p:D;)

the girl is the Galactus of pic sig'ing. it's scary.

That would make you her herald.....Stillver Surfer?



please don't get me started on comic book jokes.....

[Save My Up's Dick]

except this one
mEJL2Uuv-oQ
:clap:

Nice find.:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

<----gets you. :p:D;)

the girl is the Galactus of pic sig'ing. it's scary.

Which makes you her herald, MidgetSurfer?

[crippledalbino]

That would make you her herald.....Stillver Surfer?



please don't get me started on comic book jokes.....

Which makes you her herald, MidgetSurfer?

We're so the same fucking person.
Yech.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Holy shit...is Earl admitting the possibility of other God's existing?

[TonyBagels]

Buddays, gotta finish work. I perhaps will pop back in as the show dictates. C-YA!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

i've isolated the disturbing (read: hot) part of your post

:icon_cool

;)

[crippledalbino]

Holy shit...is Earl admitting the possibility of other God's existing?

Yeah, but good luck getting god to acknowledge Earl.

[krisko]

Worst. ChristianSpokesperson. Ever.

[Mobo]

We're so the same fucking person.
Yech.

eh....I'm funnier.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

news travelled far less slower? "whaa" "whaa" "whaa" "whaa" "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

eh....I'm funnier.

Yeah, but looks aren't everything.

[UsedLadBag]

Earl is fucking stupid.

[krisko]

"they call him Allah"

yeah earl, French people call him "Dieu"


you know what i heard?

i heard sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

[Stormrider666]

Fred Flintstone is in hell. The horror.

[KNUCKLEUP]

the girl is the Galactus of pic sig'ing. it's scary.

sig'd.

:action-sm

[Mobo]

Yeah, but looks aren't everything.

wak wak.

THANKS EVER-A-BAWDA! NEXT SHOW AT 2 P.M.!

http://www.nypl.org/research/lpa/vaudeville/images/twolittlepucks.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

"they call him Allah"

yeah earl, French people call him "Dieu"


you know what i heard?

i heard sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

even fainting goats?

[KNUCKLEUP]

punchin out for now buddays.

seeya!

:action-sm

[Mobo]

"they call him Allah"

yeah earl, French people call him "Dieu"


you know what i heard?

i heard sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?

Fred Flintstone is in hell. The horror.

it must burn his feet to drive that car of his in hell......

[Dr. Hoffman]

Can we just get Ms. Phelps on the phone right now please?

[LiddyRules]

Liddy!

[stillbornstew]

That would make you her herald.....Stillver Surfer?



please don't get me started on comic book jokes.....
;)
Which makes you her herald, MidgetSurfer?
eat me.
sig'd.

:action-sm
WIN SAUCE!!!!!!!! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

bye Sarah...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Liddy!

Where?

[Mobo]

who?

[crippledalbino]

"they call him Allah"

yeah earl, French people call him "Dieu"


you know what i heard?

i heard sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
I heard that good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mmm.
still love the loaf.
wak wak.

THANKS EVER-A-BAWDA! NEXT SHOW AT 2 P.M.!
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00026/F_200703_March17ed_i_26501a.jpg

The CrippleComedy hour Continues!!

[stillbornstew]

punchin out for now buddays.

seeya!

:action-sm
byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye sweetie. :p

[stillbornstew]

brb. gotta cook my dinner.

[Mobo]

I heard that good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mmm.
still love the loaf.


The CrippleComedy hour Continues!!

Love Little Britain!

Soooo, as long as I never hear about God, then I'll go to Heaven? That must be confusing.
"Where the fuck am I? Why are all these clouds everywhere?"

[crippledalbino]

who?

god.
You know, big bearded guy, his kid comes out of the ground every spring and gets spooked at his shadow for six more weeks of winter?

[crippledalbino]

Love Little Britain!

Soooo, as long as I never hear about God, then I'll go to Heaven?

It's all about plausible deniability.

[Chester'sLiver]

What if this Jesus was just a nutter butter? If a guy started talking the same crazy stuff today he would be locked up...

[Three Hole Puncher]

Holy shit... listening to Earl try and explain religion is like watching a three-year-old waving around a loaded gun. You just want to yell, "Put that down! You're going to hurt somebody!"

[krisko]

even fainting goats?
i dont' get it
punchin out for now buddays.

seeya!

:action-sm
byyeeee ;)
How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?



it must burn his feet to drive that car of his in hell......
i think you got my joke and i didn't get your response
I heard that good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mmm.
still love the loaf.


i heard that all dogs go to heaven

[crippledalbino]

brb. gotta cook my dinner.

Cook three pages of hilarious steak!

[crippledalbino]

What if this Jesus was just a nutter butter? If a guy started talking the same crazy stuff today he would be locked up...
Then to this day Earl would be claiming that he's an oreo.

[LiddyRules]

Ron is destroying this guy

[Mobo]

god.
You know, big bearded guy, his kid comes out of the ground every spring and gets spooked at his shadow for six more weeks of winter?

nope, never heard of him......

It's all about plausible deniability.

working on it.....

[crippledalbino]

Holy shit... listening to Earl try and explain religion is like watching a three-year-old waving around a loaded gun. You just want to yell, "Put that down! You're going to hurt somebody!"

Thankfully, if the kid squeezes the trigger, he gets in under the age clause into heaven.

[Dr. Hoffman]

What if this Jesus was just a nutter butter? If a guy started talking the same crazy stuff today he would be locked up...

God...I haven't had a Nutter Butter since I was in high school. I may have to see if we have any in the vending machine.

[Mobo]

<-------- only wants to go to Heaven if it's the "Defending Your Life" Heaven......and if Rip Torn is defending me.

[Chester'sLiver]

fuck Heaven then..I want to go where ever Betsy went...

Miss Betsy...

[Friday]

fuck you earl, aminals go to heaven!!

[crippledalbino]

What if you're lactose or sugar intolerant, Mr. Milk and Honey?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Holy shit... listening to Earl try and explain religion is like watching a three-year-old waving around a loaded gun. You just want to yell, "Put that down! You're going to hurt somebody!"

Replace religion with the word anything, and you have an even MORE accurate view of Earl.

[crippledalbino]

fuck Heaven then..I want to go where ever Betsy went...

Miss Betsy...

fuck you earl, aminals go to heaven!!

Yeah!!
Racist joke, racist joke racist joke!

[krisko]

fuck you earl, aminals go to heaven!!

they better or i'm boycotting!!!

[krisko]

What if you're lactose or sugar intolerant, Mr. Milk and Honey?

you go to hell

[krisko]

smoookkkeeeee braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(i know i spelled it wrong, please don't be mean to me)

edit: mobotriplecombo!!!

[crippledalbino]

you go to hell

Fuckin' Hell better have bacon cheeseburgers and salami pizza, or I'm gonna be pissed.

[Mobo]

fuck Heaven then..I want to go where ever Betsy went...

Miss Betsy...

Enjoy Hell.......



sorry.:(

[TonyBagels]

Fez and Tax long lost brothers?

[crippledalbino]

Fez = Tax Kuntz?
Eww.

[LiddyRules]

Eve screwed it for the aminals? That bitch!

[ArthurT.Opless]

Punching out.

<------Currently trying to purchase a pre-foreclosure property and need to get the ball rolling.

[Dr. Hoffman]

they better or i'm boycotting!!!

Dexter sure as hell isn't getting in.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I love listening to religious hammerheads trying to explain the "rules" of their fairytales. They can't go for thirty straight seconds without contradicting themselves.

[crippledalbino]

Eve screwed the aminals? That bitch!

Bestidultery is never pretty, sir.

[crippledalbino]

Punching out.

<------Currently trying to purchase a pre-foreclosure property and need to get the ball rolling.

<-----doesn't care.


And a tossed in wavy guy.

[Mobo]

Eve screwed it for the aminals? That bitch!

Gimmie that rib, you.

[UsedLadBag]

Goddamn Ronnie is a genious

[Mobo]

Mom! Mana again?

[Stormrider666]

I love listening to religious hammerheads trying to explain the "rules" of their fairytales. They can't go for thirty straight seconds without contradicting themselves.

It really is the best. Why don't they just already say, thou shalt not kill, except for when its someone who dosen't believe in the same invisible man as we do. Then by all means, kill all you want.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Punching out.

<------Currently trying to purchase a pre-foreclosure property and need to get the ball rolling.

One man's tragedy is another man's opportunity. Pick them bones clean, ya buzzard! :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Cook three pages of hilarious steak!
good call made a steak. we just got this FANTASTIC danish garlic butter at the comissary. steak is sooooooooo good.
fuck you earl, aminals go to heaven!!
miss chestah!!

[Ted the Poster]

<------------ i was named after Sir Edmund Krisko


The first white man to explore Cunt Everest?

[Mobo]

Oral sex is sodomy, and that's a no-no.....just ask Lot. His wife was great with some pretzels and beer.

[Three Hole Puncher]

It really is the best. Why don't they just already say, thou shalt not kill, except for when its someone who dosen't believe in the same invisible man as we do. Then by all means, kill all you want.

...as long as you say you're sorry for killing the people who God sent you to kill when you're done killing them. :huh: