Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/27/2008: Earl's candidate is a crack smoking HOMO

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

Can't wait to hear Earl defend his boy.

[mikek]

Wow... Obama got his sahs-age smoked.

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

go!

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

You know, I wasn't going to go for Obama until I found out about the twitching faggot rumors. Now I'm all in.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i love the name of today's thread :D

[Dr. Hoffman]

i love the name of today's thread :D

I named it especially for you. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

Can't wait to hear Earl defend his boy.
what happened??? i haven't seen any news
Good Morning, World.

You know, I wasn't going to go for Obama until I found out about the twitching faggot rumors. Now I'm all in.
morning mister cripster
i love the name of today's thread :D
guess what i love? ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

guess what i love? ;)
Cock?

:action-sm
What?
....too easy?

[crippledalbino]

morning mister cripster


Good day to Yew, Stew.
(rhyming hilarity!)
How goes this fine morning for you? Or afternoon, or whatever the hell time it is in that backwoods bizarro world you call Spain?

[stillbornstew]

Cock?

:action-sm
What?
....too easy?
yeah, but why stop there:

man DNA on the face, getting drilled in a prison r@pe, goat balls on my chin...


the list could go on.

[crippledalbino]

Cock?

:action-sm
What?
....too easy?

Maybe, but that doesn't mean we don't appreciate it. At least you can still make juice with the low hanging stuff.

[stillbornstew]

Good day to Yew, Stew.
(rhyming hilarity!)
How goes this fine morning for you? Or afternoon, or whatever the hell time it is in that backwoods bizarro world you call Spain?
it's fantabulous. got off work early, had to do laundry, came home to whore it up. what could be better?



DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

what happened??? i haven't seen any news


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKAE2I1_LyA&feature=related

[stillbornstew]

i love this song

[Dr. Hoffman]

i love this song

X2.

[Ted the Poster]

it's fantabulous. got off work early, had to do laundry, came home to whore it up. what could be better?


Man DNA on the face, getting drilled in a prison r@pe, goat balls on your chin...

the list could go on.

LINGERSIXPOSTS!

[crippledalbino]

it's fantabulous. got off work early, had to do laundry, came home to whore it up. what could be better?



DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!!!!!!!!

STEAK?

[Chester'sLiver]

http://nfccomic.com/comics/26.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6392/noheartrk2.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://nfccomic.com/comics/26.jpg

http://www.home.no/mrweizel/gay%20thread.jpg

[stillbornstew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKAE2I1_LyA&feature=related
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
the beauty of that post is that while not meatspin, it's just as gay.

[KNUCKLEUP]

what happened??? i haven't seen any news

http://meatspin.com/ (http://politics.propeller.com/story/2008/01/23/barack-obama-does-crack-and-gets-head-from-strange-man)

guess what i love? ;)

:love: *fluffs pillows*

[crippledalbino]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
the beauty of that post is that while not meatspin, it's just as gay.

I take umbrance to that, sir!
Meatspin is gay?!?
:icon_eek:
I've got some phone calls to make.

[crippledalbino]

http://meatspin.com/ (http://politics.propeller.com/story/2008/01/23/barack-obama-does-crack-and-gets-head-from-strange-man)

This fucking rules.

[O&APartyRock24]

I wonder what kind of excuses Earl will have now for his man Obama. I am sooo sick of fuckin Obama.

[stillbornstew]

Man DNA on the face, getting drilled in a prison r@pe, goat balls on your chin...

the list could go on.

LINGERSIXPOSTS!
i would have expected a fix that read "4 more inches in height"

[KNUCKLEUP]

yeah, but why stop there:

man DNA on the face, getting drilled in a prison r@pe, goat balls on my chin...


the list could go on.

hot.

[Chester'sLiver]

http://nfccomic.com/comics/47.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I wonder what kind of excuses Earl will have now for his man Obama. I am sooo sick of fuckin Obama.

So maybe stop accepting crack for it.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6392/noheartrk2.jpg

"The bad man kicked Baxter off a bridge. Baaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxteerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

[Ted the Poster]

I wonder what kind of excuses Earl will have now for his man Obama. I am sooo sick of fuckin Obama.

So which black gentleman are you fuckin now?

[crippledalbino]

i would have expected a fix that read "4 more inches in height"

I think that I'm the only one that gives a shit about beating the short thing into the ground.

Well, besides God, who clearly tried to beat you into the ground from day one! Ba-Dum TSH!

[O&APartyRock24]

So which black gentleman are you fuckin now?

I fucked that one up. WOW im an ass. I meant to say. I'm fuckin sick of Obama

[Ted the Poster]

i would have expected a fix that read "4 more inches in height"

Are you calling Stewie a low-hanging fruit?

[crippledalbino]

Are you calling Stewie a low-hanging fruit?

And Mr. Stig brings it all together!!!
:clap::clap::clap:

[stillbornstew]

http://meatspin.com/ (http://politics.propeller.com/story/2008/01/23/barack-obama-does-crack-and-gets-head-from-strange-man)



:love: *fluffs pillows*
http://meow.catsplz.com/kittens/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

well done sweetie. i stand by my galactus comment
Are you calling Stewie a low-hanging fruit?
linger4threadsago

[krisko]

Good day to Yew, Stew.
(rhyming hilarity!)
How goes this fine morning for you? Or afternoon, or whatever the hell time it is in that backwoods bizarro world you call Spain?
"whaa"
http://www.shee-eire.com/Herbs,Trees&Fungi/Trees/Yew/Photos/yew-003.jpg


hiya buddays, at work until 12:30 then goin home for the day!!

[Ted the Poster]

I fucked that one up. WOW im an ass. I meant to say. I'm fuckin sick of Obama

http://www.bu.edu/mih/images/Freud.jpg Obviously...

[stillbornstew]

And Mr. Stig brings it all together!!!
:clap::clap::clap:
meh. i called myself "naturally low hanging froot".

HOO HOO. stig's ripping me off. :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

meh. i called myself "naturally low hanging froot".

HOO HOO. stig's ripping me off. :icon_roll

Well, Stig gets the credit because he's a distinguished gentleman and you're a gay midget.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/upsidedown-cat-pic.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

Still more disturbed that between Coke and Crack, Obama chose the pipe. He really is black sometimes. Christ whats better then a nosefull of powder, with those wonderful drips in your throat? Obama you blow.
This is a sad day for Earl, Dolemyte, and NYD Block.

[stillbornstew]

"whaa"

hiya buddays, at work until 12:30 then goin home for the day!!

too bad you can't rhyme your name, so i'll just go w/ kriscunt

[crippledalbino]

Still more disturbed that between Coke and Crack, Obama chose the pipe. He really is black sometimes. Christ whats better then a nosefull of powder, with those wonderful drips in your throat? Obama you blow.
This is a sad day for Earl, Dolemyte, and NYD Block.

Yeah, Obama clearly prefers Cracklogic.

Wait, what?

[crippledalbino]

too bad you can't rhyme your name, so i'll just go w/ kriscunt

She's Krisko from 'Frisco using a Wisk? No.

[Chester'sLiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/tb.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Yeah, Obama clearly prefers Cracklogic.

Wait, what?

I don't see why. Cracklogic's animations aren't anywhere NEAR as good as Cokelogic's.

[stillbornstew]

Well, Stig gets the credit because he's a distinguished gentleman and you're a gay midget.
*kicks over your wheelchair again*
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/upsidedown-cat-pic.jpg
dear god, for the love of all things holy..............don't get her started.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/tb.jpg

:clap:

[Ted the Poster]

This is a sad day for Earl, Dolemyte, and NYD Block.

It's always a sad day when you can't enjoy the obvious benefits of whiteness. :action-sm

[krisko]

Still more disturbed that between Coke and Crack, Obama chose the pipe. He really is black sometimes. Christ whats better then a nosefull of powder, with those wonderful drips in your throat? Obama you blow.
This is a sad day for Earl, Dolemyte, and NYD Block.
miss NYDBlock :(
She's Krisko from 'Frisco using a Wisk? No.

oof

[MilkmanDan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/tb.jpg

Miss the Bagels, he was the bessstt

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies

[krisko]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/tb.jpg
:haha7::haha7:
Miss the Bagels, he was the bessstt

fuckin starvin...

[Ted the Poster]

Miss the Bagels, he was the bessstt

There's one poster here who might disagree with you.

(I'm gonna get killed for that. :icon_roll)

[MilkmanDan]

There's one poster here who might disagree with you.

(I'm gonna get killed for that. :icon_roll)

I know I know... soo...


Are you ready for the summer, are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the bla bla bla, and bla bal bla and something bla bla bal bla bla bla.

Nothing beats the Meatballs song to distract

[Ted the Poster]

fuckin starvin...

Eat me.






Couldn't resist. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4222/124ex5.jpg

[krisko]

There's one poster here who might disagree with you.

(I'm gonna get killed for that. :icon_roll)

yeah!!!! fuck you stig!!!! i told you NEVER to let everyone know about my hatred for TB...you mother fuck!!!!





wavyguy?

[Ted the Poster]

I know I know... soo...


Are you ready for the summer, are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the bla bla bla, and bla bal bla and something bla bla bal bla bla bla.

Nothing beats the Meatballs song to distract

Except for that song, that may be the only ad on 202 I don't despise. Yet.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[Ted the Poster]

yeah!!!! fuck you stig!!!! i told you NEVER to let everyone know about my hatred for TB...you mother fuck!!!!





wavyguy?

It's OK, Kris... Nobody likes Tuberculosis.

[krisko]

CL likes when the show starts!~

[Sam_Adams]

Hello ladies.

[MilkmanDan]

Hank Williams, Jerry Lee Lewis? no clue

[Chester'sLiver]

CL likes when the show starts!~

I certainly do...ok I don't know why but this one really made me laugh:

http://nfccomic.com/comics/92.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I certainly do...ok I don't know why but this one really made me laugh:

http://nfccomic.com/comics/92.jpg

Heh.
Me too. That's fucking hilarious.

[crippledalbino]

Oooh, American Idol talk about Chik*****!!!

[krisko]

I certainly do...ok I don't know why but this one really made me laugh:

http://nfccomic.com/comics/92.jpg

hahahah

this really made me laugh too!

[Ted the Poster]

I certainly do...ok I don't know why but this one really made me laugh:

http://nfccomic.com/comics/92.jpg

I saw the far left panel and immediately thought "GO TEAM VENTURE!!"

[MilkmanDan]

Big fat asses just havent bounced the same since the Egg McMuffin.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Gonna miss the Egg McMuffin inventor guy.

[krisko]

TOAST!!!

wait..what?

[krisko]

has anyone white ever been to popeyes?

[KNUCKLEUP]

I named it especially for you. :action-sm

aww, thanks sweetie! :action-smSTEAK?

i hate you. i couldn't *not* click through all those. lol

This fucking rules.

hehehe thanks. iz muh new bit :icon_cool

[Sam_Adams]

If I wouldn't die at the age of 30 from being 600lbs, I'd fucking eat at Popeyes all of the time.

[dolemyte]

Buddies

Popeyes > KFC

[stillbornstew]

TOAST!!!

wait..what?
guess what i did today? :icon_roll


but then again.....maybe i didn't ms "has me on ignore" :( :mad4:::hammer:

[Sam_Adams]

Buddies

Popeyes > KFC

KFC can't fucking touch Popeyes.

[krisko]

oh noes

earl's going to go with eddie trunk
dave's going to go to o&a
ron and fez are going to go


eeek

[Dr. Hoffman]

has anyone white ever been to popeyes?

Best fried chicken ever.

[krisko]

guess what i did today? :icon_roll


but then again.....maybe i didn't ms "has me on ignore" :( :mad4:::hammer:

:jump
:jump
:jump

[MilkmanDan]

has anyone white ever been to popeyes?

Danesy.
She asks me if I want something and I just glare.
Worst part is the line to that place runs into the highway its so long.

(lets you know where I live)

[stillbornstew]

Buddies

Popeyes > KFC
X10092048390580924370913nu 0qvc08a


and who doesn't like danny? :icon_roll

[krisko]

hahaha


"not great odor"

[crippledalbino]

I've got to tell you guys, I'm so glad that stillbornstew isn't here today, lemme tell you what a total dork he is. God seriously, what a tool.

[Chester'sLiver]

Danesy.
She asks me if I want something and I just glare.
Worst part is the line to that place runs into the highway its so long.

(lets you know where I live)
Zimbabwaye?

[Chester'sLiver]

Earl is the only person on the planet that cuts his mashed potatoes...

[krisko]

X10092048390580924370913nu 0qvc08a


and who doesn't like danny? :icon_roll

i tried hard to get away from him
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/AR20071212_003402.jpg

edit: feel free to count my chins

[stillbornstew]

Danesy.
She asks me if I want something and I just glare.
Worst part is the line to that place runs into the highway its so long.

(lets you know where I live)
back in new orleans and the surrounding area, there's a popeyes every 5 miles.

fun fact. the founder of popeye's (al copeland) died on monday or tuesday this week.

[KNUCKLEUP]

"The bad man kicked Baxter off a bridge. Baaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxteerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

love that clip

I got fucked up the ass. I meant to say.

fix'd for inherent homsexuality-referencing hilarity

*kicks over your wheelchair again*

dear god, for the love of all things holy..............don't get her started.

hm?

[Ted the Poster]

has anyone white ever been to popeyes?

There used to be a couple around here in the malls, but they closed. Too bad - they're way better than KFC.

[Sam_Adams]

back in new orleans and the surrounding area, there's a popeyes every 5 miles.

fun fact. the founder of popeye's (al copeland) died on monday or tuesday this week.
I grew up eating Popeyes and Church's chicken. I know, the latter is a darkie type of place.

Well the funny thing is that Copeland's kind of sucks. They use WAY too much butter even on the smallest things. I know butter is good a lot of the time, but there is a point to where it's just fucking overkill.

[stillbornstew]

I've got to tell you guys, I'm so glad that stillbornstew isn't here today, lemme tell you what a total dork he is. God seriously, what a tool.
see if i bail you out of a cooking dilemma again
i tried hard to get away from him
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/AR20071212_003402.jpg
edit: feel free to count my chins
psssssssssst......thats not what i meant ;)

[crippledalbino]

There used to be a couple around here in the malls, but they closed. Too bad - they're way better than KFC.

But where does it stack up against Kenny Rogers?

[MilkmanDan]

back in new orleans and the surrounding area, there's a popeyes every 5 miles.

fun fact. the founder of popeye's (al copeland) died on monday or tuesday this week.

It JUST opened in South Jersey (Nearish Camden / Burlington) and the KFC's are all Vacant, there's a line at Popeyes with a 45 min wait no exaggeration.

[KNUCKLEUP]

She's Krisko from 'Frisco using a Wisk? No.

new wb name: whisko?

http://www.resortsupply.com/images/photos/whisk.jpg ?

"whaa"

Hello ladies.

heya sammy

[krisko]

There used to be a couple around here in the malls, but they closed. Too bad - they're way better than KFC.

i, like earl, only like the sides.


oohhh the stapler guy!

[MilkmanDan]

Oh Nice, Milton is in !
Stephen Root a great char actor.

[Ted the Poster]

Stephen Root! WOOT!

[crippledalbino]

see if i bail you out of a cooking dilemma again


Oh, sir, you ARE here!
I didn't realize.
In that case, I take back all the mean things I said about you, except for the part about being a cross-dressing unfunny dwarf, all that stuff is true.
Heh.
Gets better every time!

[dolemyte]

But where does it stack up against Kenny Rogers?


Jesus, havent seen a Kenny Rogers since i was in NC

[Sam_Adams]

"whaa"



heya sammy

How are you today beautiful?

[krisko]

they couldn't even get Jim from the office to come in?

[KNUCKLEUP]

I've got to tell you guys, I'm so glad that stillbornstew isn't here today, lemme tell you what a total dork he is. God seriously, what a tool.

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/rabiddog.jpg

that's two rabid dogs for you today, sir.

:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

I grew up eating Popeyes and Church's chicken. I know, the latter is a darkie type of place.

Well the funny thing is that Copeland's kind of sucks. They use WAY too much butter even on the smallest things. I know butter is good a lot of the time, but there is a point to where it's just fucking overkill.
copeland's makes the best bloody mary EVAR!!!!!!!!! peppar absolut rulz. dood you have to admit the red hot potatoes are heaven

[Ted the Poster]

But where does it stack up against Kenny Rogers?

Never seen one.

i, like earl, only like the sides.

oohhh the stapler guy!

Their red beans and rice rule.
He's also Jimmy James on News Radio.

[Sam_Adams]

It JUST opened in South Jersey (Nearish Camden / Burlington) and the KFC's are all Vacant, there's a line at Popeyes with a 45 min wait no exaggeration.

Well everything on the menu at Popeye's is just better quality food than KFC.

Popeye's is a KFC killer.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i tried hard to get away from him
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/AR20071212_003402.jpg

edit: feel free to count my chins

awww i think you look cute there

:icon_redf

[crippledalbino]

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/rabiddog.jpg

that's two rabid dogs for you today, sir.

:action-sm

How many rabid dogs until you animate one of my bits?


Oh, wait.

[AlbanyGreatDane]

Anyone just catch the shows guest saying there was drinking going on in the studio? Is the no drinking bet over?

[Sam_Adams]

copeland's makes the best bloody mary EVAR!!!!!!!!! peppar absolut rulz. dood you have to admit the red hot potatoes are heaven

But you have to admit they used at least 200lbs of butter a day in the kitchen.

They don't have a dish that's not smothered with it.

I can't even order grilled skrimps as a side without them lying in little pools of
butter.

[MilkmanDan]

How are you today beautiful?

Fine thank you !


Didnt even know he was in Ladykillers. Remember him getting shot in No country for old men, being the record guy in O Brother where art thou

[stillbornstew]

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/rabiddog.jpg

that's two rabid dogs for you today, sir.

:action-sm
just for that, you can pick me up and carry me around anytime. :love:
Oh, sir, you ARE here!
I didn't realize.
In that case, I take back all the mean things I said about you, except for the part about being a cross-dressing unfunny dwarf, all that stuff is true.
Heh.
Gets better every time!
http://artaban7.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/08_midget.gif
DWARF TOSS!!!!!!!!!!

[MilkmanDan]

Anyone just catch the shows guest saying there was drinking going on in the studio? Is the no drinking bet over?

Think he was just being modest at their flattery....

But you never know.......

[krisko]

awww i think you look cute there

:icon_redf

*faints*

you just made my day :love:

[MilkmanDan]

Big A should call in as Milton. Perfect stutter stunt double

[stillbornstew]

But you have to admit they used at least 200lbs of butter a day in the kitchen.

They don't have a dish that's not smothered with it.

I can't even order grilled skrimps as a side without them lying in little pools of
butter.
yeah they do, but it doesn't bother me. rarely eat there and if i do its for the crab claws app.
awww i think you look cute there

:icon_redf
welcome to her sig line. and if you don't i might not send her anything. ;P

[Sam_Adams]

Big A should call in as Milton. Perfect stutter stunt double

that's one of the movies that I've seen on TV so many times that I just never wanted to buy it in the store.

I will get around to it sometime.

[Ted the Poster]

News Radio was one of the funniest shows ever on TV.

[hudsonharden]

My parents have had a red swingline stapler since the early 1970's.

[nolajersey]

But you have to admit they used at least 200lbs of butter a day in the kitchen.

They don't have a dish that's not smothered with it.

I can't even order grilled skrimps as a side without them lying in little pools of
butter.
Sounds delicious

[krisko]

yeah they do, but it doesn't bother me. rarely eat there and if i do its for the crab claws app.

welcome to her sig line. and if you don't i might not send her anything. ;P

i would but the quote sorta requires explanation and there's just no room for it


ok i'm leavin work now, be back in like 15

:action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

My parents have had a red swingline stapler since the early 1970's.

Family business sells office supplies, always smirk when I see an order that starts with SWI-##### ....
God I suck.

[crippledalbino]

My parents have had a red swingline stapler since the early 1970's.

Oh, super!
Where did they get it?
How long have they owned it for?
Where do they keep it?
How do they keep it in tip-top condition?
Do they polish it?
What's it been appraised at?

[stillbornstew]

i would but the quote sorta requires explanation and there's just no room for it


ok i'm leavin work now, be back in like 15

:action-sm

then you're pardoned. maybe..........i'll need a ruling from koolaid

[Arch Stanton]

HOMAN!!!!!

Killer thread title!

Also was great to hear IF's from krisko, Liddy and CL this morn.

[crippledalbino]

then you're pardoned. maybe..........i'll need a ruling from koolaid

Good move, dude.
You never want to make a decision without a chick's approval.

[stillbornstew]

did anyone else's feed die?

[crippledalbino]

HOMAN!!!!!

Killer thread title!

Also was great to hear IF's from krisko, Liddy and CL this morn.

Wackbag represented this morning!
I had one read, but it was uncredited. I was just glad to know that SOMETIMES things make it through into the studio at all. heh.

[Sam_Adams]

My pizza should be delivered in about 15 minutes :D I'm fucking starving.

[dolemyte]

Damn Ronnie B has to be one of the top 5 interviewers today

[crippledalbino]

did anyone else's feed die?

That's terrible, I'm sorry.

[stillbornstew]

Good move, dude.
You never want to make a decision without a chick's approval.
dus right. she dressded meez up goed todae.

[crippledalbino]

My pizza should be delivered in about 15 minutes :D I'm fucking starving.

Never quite got into the idea of wheel-treaded squirrel as a pizza topping.

[Sam_Adams]

Damn Ronnie B has to be one of the top 5 interviewers today

They should fire Larry King and put Ronnie in his place

[crippledalbino]

dus right. she dressded meez up goed todae.

Love drinkingtypingstew. He's the besssst.

[stillbornstew]

HOMAN!!!!!

Killer thread title!

Also was great to hear IF's from krisko, Liddy and CL this morn.
hello mr stanton

[Sam_Adams]

Never quite got into the idea of wheel-treaded squirrel as a pizza topping.

Nevermind :) It came early (took 20 minutes).

out for a bit to eat this heavenly food :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

I fucking hate this club soda kenny commercial.

[KNUCKLEUP]

How are you today beautiful?

i'm okies, how about you, sir?

But where does it stack up against Kenny Rogers?

http://www.dreamcatcherenter.com/media/kenny%20rogers/Krsweater.jpg ?

"whaa"

you mean

http://www.summersfarm.com/sponsor%20images/RoyRogersLogo.gif ?

just for that, you can pick me up and carry me around anytime. :love:

yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!

:icon_surp
:biggrinfl
:love:
:gh::gh:
:jump

[Ted the Poster]

I fucking hate this club soda kenny commercial.

"TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!"

[KNUCKLEUP]

*faints*

you just made my day :love:

:icon_redf

:love:

:jump:jump:jump

welcome to her sig line. and if you don't i might not send her anything. ;P

:icon_eek:
:tape4:

[nolajersey]

HOMAN!!!!!

Killer thread title!

Also was great to hear IF's from krisko, Liddy and CL this morn.
Don't forget Standby. He got one too!

[MilkmanDan]

Fez actually really good at answering mails, Ron always answers if a question.

[Arch Stanton]

Don't forget Standby. He got one too!

Yer kidden....when? where?

[crippledalbino]

i'm okies, how about you, sir?



http://www.dreamcatcherenter.com/media/kenny%20rogers/Krsweater.jpg ?

"whaa"

you mean

http://www.summersfarm.com/sponsor%20images/RoyRogersLogo.gif ?




No miss, I actually mean
http://www.rapidtransit-press.com/socalmall18.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD always answers my e-mails...Ron doesn't but I don't expect him too...

[KNUCKLEUP]

then you're pardoned. maybe..........i'll need a ruling from koolaid

stew tested, koolaid approved?

did anyone else's feed die?

i read that in steve's voice :icon_roll
Don't forget Standby. He got one too!

miss standby. he was the bessssssst :(

[MilkmanDan]

ESD always answers my e-mails...Ron doesn't but I don't expect him too...

Think Ron gets hammered with mails, dunno just mailed him and Fez, never the producers.

[Ted the Poster]

:icon_redf

:love:

:jump:jump:jump



:icon_eek:
:tape4:

Will you two just have dirty, sloppy girl-sex, already? And film it for me? :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

My cousin has the same fear...that's a shoot..She is a lunatic too btw..

[dolemyte]

She can work in a place who's mascot is a big psycho pedo-clown, but scared of midgets?

[stillbornstew]

No miss, I actually mean
http://www.rapidtransit-press.com/socalmall18.jpg
love that place



and who doesn't scream at, or point at and laugh at little people.

wait, what?

[stillbornstew]

Will you two just have dirty, sloppy girl-sex, already? And film it for me? :rolleyes:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans post

[Dr. Hoffman]

love that place



and who doesn't scream at, or point at and laugh at little people.

wait, what?

Just make sure you don't take your cheap nutria hat in there.

[silentbob8201]

She Represents McDonalds and he represents the lolipop guild.

[stillbornstew]

love how little people are the topic of discussion. this thread does not bode well for me.


*takes cover*

[dolemyte]

Midgets aren't scary....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/dolemyte22/brid1.jpg


The females got much ass

[MilkmanDan]

Hate Dwarfs, this 'little person' was not only a dwarf but dumb as a stump. He was like 15 in the 8th grade and used to terrorize us (was in 4th grade at the time) bodyslam us, etc.
Went on to wrestle as "little Martine"
I try to trip midgets to this day, just out of fear of another body slam on me

[Chester'sLiver]

Midgets aren't scary....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/dolemyte22/brid1.jpg


The females got much ass
all I can think when I see that picture is that for the tattoo artist it must be like when you doodle on a napkin at a diner..Like if he mess up
he can just pick it up and toss it away...

[KNUCKLEUP]

OMG!

http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar32392_2.gif (http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?u=32392) = http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4b/East_side_dave_cropped_wiki.JPG !?

[crippledalbino]

love how little people are the topic of discussion. this thread does not bode well for me.


*takes cover*

Nah... you can take midget jokes when there's nothing else to make fun of, but I would become very tired of endless short jokes on a day like today.
I sir, will be your height-requirement-unfulfilled defender!

You're still pretty gay, though.

[stillbornstew]

crippled albino's aren't human though. :icon_roll

[MilkmanDan]

Midgets aren't scary....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/dolemyte22/brid1.jpg


The females got much ass

Would fuck her. Then Bodyslam her.
Revenge.

[crippledalbino]

Omg Crip!

Mobo's got my back!!!

[crippledalbino]

crippled albino's aren't human though. :icon_roll

They're adorable, though! C'mon.

[crippledalbino]

Did Mobo's call kill the thread?

Edit: Triple combooooooooooooo

[stillbornstew]

Did Mobo's call kill the thread?

Edit: Triple combooooooooooooo
hate you :arrrh:

[KNUCKLEUP]

Will you two just have dirty, sloppy girl-sex, already? And film it for me? :rolleyes:

i'll have to ask the hubby

libbidyapageago! ::hammer:

all I can think when I see that picture is that for the tattoo artist it must be like when you doodle on a napkin at a diner..Like if he mess up
he can just pick it up and toss it away...

LOTD

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[crippledalbino]

hate you :arrrh:

Three minutes.
you had three minutes between posts to interrupt it.

[Chester'sLiver]

LOTD

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
oooooooooooo thank you..Here I thought it went unnoticed...WAVY GUY!
:D

[Dr. Hoffman]

Did Mobo's call kill the thread?

Edit: Triple combooooooooooooo

Mobo bombed on the phones? Damn I missed it.

[Ted the Poster]

Mobo's got my back!!!

Ew.

[Mobo]

yes, I was on lunch, but still made the "What if she was afraid of pasty, red-headed, retards" call.....

[Friday]

did Crippy call in again?

[Mobo]

Mobo bombed on the phones? Damn I missed it.

no bomb....Ronnie said I had a good point....who do you think I am Universalrereddingmo?

[crippledalbino]

Mobo bombed on the phones? Damn I missed it.
Manson doesn't bomb, sir.
Ew.
Don't worry, I'll shower before you get my back.
yes, I was on lunch, but still made the "What if she was afraid of pasty, red-headed, retards" call.....

Welcome, sir.

[crippledalbino]

did Crippy call in again?

No, Mobester this time.

[Chester'sLiver]

did he use his name or mobo

[Friday]

No, Mobester this time.

well.... i don't know his real name so when he pulls a sneaky move like YOU, I won't know it's him anyway!

jerks

:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

i'll have to ask the hubby

libbidyapageago! ::hammer:



LOTD

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
as IF you have to ask. :popcorn:
Three minutes.
you had three minutes between posts to interrupt it.
i have a hyperactive philly girl sending me music and yelling at me to DL it NOW!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

well.... i don't know his real name so when he pulls a sneaky move like YOU, I won't know it's him anyway!

jerks

:action-sm

What, because you don't know my real name?
I tried that once... I got on with the screener and they said 'name?' I said "crippled albino" "What?" "Crippled... Albino..." *click*

[Mobo]

I use 'Josh'.....it seems they don't like going to a "Mobo" and especially not a "Universalremobo"....

[crippledalbino]

as IF you have to ask. :popcorn:

i have a hyperactive philly girl sending me music and yelling at me to DL it NOW!!!!!!!

Ahhh... Got it.
So maybe lay off on the downloading for two seconds and you can get a Mobo Triple Combo for the first time ever.

[crippledalbino]

I use 'Josh'.....it seems they don't like going to a "Mobo" and especially not a "Universalremobo"....

You should sig all the times when "Josh from Texas" steals your great messageboard lines.

[Mobo]

I did have my new luchador mask on while I was on the phone.....OLE!

[Friday]

I use 'Josh'.....it seems they don't like going to a "Mobo" and especially not a "Universalremobo"....

i will try to listen next time :rolleyes:

i just use one name. it's less confusing for my internet pals.

[stillbornstew]

yes, I was on lunch, but still made the "What if she was afraid of pasty, red-headed, retards" call.....
HI POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

I did have my new luchador mask on while I was on the phone.....OLE!

You should have worn your Ole mask instead. LUCHADOR!
http://www.1wrestlinglegends.com/crowbarpress/insideout/olehs.jpg

[crippledalbino]

i will try to listen next time :rolleyes:

i just use one name. it's less confusing for my internet pals.

Less confusing? Have you SEEN us trying to talk around here?

"So, what are you going to do on Friday?"
"Hot."

[krisko]

HOMAN!!!!!

Killer thread title!

Also was great to hear IF's from krisko, Liddy and CL this morn.
yay!! and he put some emphasis on the "she" part :D
:icon_redf

:love:

:jump:jump:jump



:icon_eek:
:tape4:
:icon_redf
Will you two just have dirty, sloppy girl-sex, already? And film it for me? :rolleyes:
x2....waitaminute

i'm back

[Friday]

<~~ has a fear of having to go BACK to work

[Mobo]

i will try to listen next time :rolleyes:

i just use one name. it's less confusing for my internet pals.

But you're on a first name basis with the buddays. I'm not going in to be hyp-mo-tized......and Friday's just a cooler name all the way around.

[crippledalbino]

yay!! and he put some emphasis on the "she" part :D

:icon_redf

x2....waitaminute

i'm back

Welcome back, and enjoy our fine listening thread.

[crippledalbino]

I don't have a Fear of the Dark. I have Piece of Mind because I'm the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.

[Friday]

Less confusing? Have you SEEN us trying to talk around here?

"So, what are you going to do on Friday?"
"Hot."

:haha7::haha7:

good point, sir *teehee*

[krisko]

<------------ fear of betrayal

[Goober]

sup

<------- Fear of Intimacy & Commitment.

[stillbornstew]

yay!! and he put some emphasis on the "she" part :D

:icon_redf

x2....waitaminute

i'm back
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! she said she had to ask my permission first tho. :D
i'll get back to you......... ;) :icon_roll

[krisko]

<---------------- COMPLETELY has the fear of not getting pregnant

[stillbornstew]

I don't have a Fear of the Dark. I have Piece of Mind because I'm the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.
where do you keep that PIECE pray tell?

[dolemyte]

<----- Fear of having a kid

[stillbornstew]

<---------------- COMPLETELY has the fear of not getting pregnant
wow.....
*airhorn sounds*


INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

<----fear of betrayal, fear of trust, fear of love, honor, committment, respect, and all those other hacky phrases that get shoehorned in to wedding vows.

<----a real peach in a relationship

[MilkmanDan]

<--- Fear of this listening thread becoming too inside for newcomers.

[Goober]

<---------------- COMPLETELY has the fear of not getting pregnant

what? Does that mean you Must get pregnant?

[crippledalbino]

where do you keep that PIECE pray tell?
If you don't get the joke, keep your silly polenta-flavored mouth shut. :action-sm
http://ironmaiden.webvis.net/images/Albums/Piece-Of-Mind/Piece-Of-Mind.jpg

[stillbornstew]

<----- Fear of having a kid
as if you need another to the collection. :action-sm




<-------------- VERY claustrophobic

[Friday]

<---------------- COMPLETELY has the fear of not getting pregnant

<~~ COMPLETELY has the fear of GETTING pregnant :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

<---------------- COMPLETELY has the fear of not getting pregnant

what? Does that mean you Must get pregnant?

POST!:rolleyes:

[stillbornstew]

If you don't get the joke, keep your silly polenta-flavored mouth shut. :action-sm
http://ironmaiden.webvis.net/images/Albums/Piece-Of-Mind/Piece-Of-Mind.jpg
got the joke. but grammar correction wackbag jokes are the bessssssst :icon_lol:

[Goober]

<~~ COMPLETELY has the fear of GETTING pregnant :rolleyes:

My kind of gal. I really don't want to kick a broad down the stairs, but I will if I have to.:action-sm

[krisko]

<------------ also has fear of embarrassment and rejection

[Mobo]

<-----Fear of not returning Stewie's greeting.


HIIIII STEWIEEEEE!

[dolemyte]

as if you need another to the collection. :action-sm




<-------------- VERY claustrophobic



Well none now,





















that i know of :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

<------------ also has fear of embarrassment and rejection
i'm 5'4". welcome to my world sweetie.

[dolemyte]

My kind of gal. I really don't want to kick a broad down the stairs, but I will if I have to.:action-sm


As the great Ronnie B once said,

'Either you get rid of it, or I get rid of YOU. Either way, im not gonna be a father.'

[krisko]

awww fezzie just wants to announce it so he doesn't get beat by CM

[krisko]

love brining back the Ani drop!

[stillbornstew]

<-----Fear of not returning Stewie's greeting.


HIIIII STEWIEEEEE!
:D
Well none now,

that i know of :action-sm
yeah, as IF you've ever seen them. :icon_roll

[silentbob8201]

oh how i hope it's Larry David Unmasked.

[Goober]

oh how i hope it's Larry David Unmasked.

he played peas ho'd... He is unmasking sleeves

[Friday]

Gene Wilder Cancelled :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ooof. That fucking blows.

[Mobo]

Willy Wonka is known to be very reclusive....I can't be surprised...

[krisko]

ooh soooorrrrrryyyyyyyy soooooryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Goober]

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir

Boooo!

[rsigley]

<-- fear of being made fun of randomly because i only have 20 posts for posting my thoughts in the listening thread again

[Mobo]

Gene Wilder Cancelled :(

That's a bummer....it would be even worse if I already had my tickets....:(

[silentbob8201]

:clap::clap::clap:Willy Wonka is known to be very reclusive....I can't be surprised...

[krisko]

Gene Wilder to Ronnie B: "YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY SIR!!!"

edit: damn goober beat me

[Friday]

That's a bummer....it would be even worse if I already had my tickets....:(

i was pretty excited for it.

oh well :(

[Chester'sLiver]

well that sucks... I would have like to have at least heard that interview...

[Goober]

<-- fear of being made fun of randomly because i only have 20 posts for posting my thoughts in the listening thread again
Your sig is gay :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

<-- fear of being made fun of randomly because i only have 20 posts for posting my thoughts in the listening thread again

HA HA!!! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!! HA HA!!!

Just kidding.
Not in the mood to n00b bash.
Welcome to our thread, rsigley-wiggly.

[Mobo]

<-- fear of being made fun of randomly because i only have 20 posts for posting my thoughts in the listening thread again

<------trying to figure out how to respond to this.......make fun? or acknowledge the tenacity of a new poster....

[MilkmanDan]

<-- fear of being made fun of randomly because i only have 20 posts for posting my thoughts in the listening thread again

That post completely blows.
Yet I feel obligated to play hen-mother to all the new posters.

[crippledalbino]

Gene Wilder didn't want to end up choked out by some crazy black producer, probably.

[Mobo]

i was pretty excited for it.

oh well :(

I was excited to hear it....I can only imagine if I was able to attend....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooo when did we send fez that? and did I give money for that. I don't remember..

[Dr. Hoffman]

We rock.

[crippledalbino]

That post completely blows.
Yet I feel obligated to play hen-mother to all the new posters.
:cdude::cdude:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EJ9MTW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V54782139_.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

Nice job RMPGP and buddays.

[Goober]

wait? I did not know there was a gift. I would have upgraded it to a nano.

[Friday]

Nice RMPGP with the gifting.

wish i had a dollar to donate..... but i don't.

[crippledalbino]

ooooooo when did we send fez that?

I don't even recall a thread. I totally would have contributed...

[silentbob8201]

How long will it take Fezzie to download music on Dial Up.

[krisko]

That post completely blows.
Yet I feel obligated to play hen-mother to all the new posters.
i do too, but since i'm a chick i figure i'm already at a disadvantage around here, i don't want to be all nice to n00bs and be thought too sensitive.
We rock.

we certainly do

[MilkmanDan]

Nice RMPGP with the gifting.

wish i had a dollar to donate..... but i don't.

Same, all furniture accounted for for the next move. Ramen Noodles yum yum.

[crippledalbino]

i do too, but since i'm a chick i figure i'm already at a disadvantage around here, i don't want to be all nice to n00bs and be thought too sensitive.


we certainly do

Well you stop getting all estrogeny?

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha..once you get past the batman theme...

[crippledalbino]

How long will it take Fezzie to download music on Dial Up.

Was that you on the phone, sir?

[crippledalbino]

Nice!
Louis Black!

oooh... I want to go to that...

[Ted the Poster]

Well you stop getting all estrogeny?

That's Estrogenic, sir.

[Friday]

oooh Love Lewis Black

[Goober]

Lewis Black! Of course they will do it in NY, Boooooooooooooooooo! (in advance)

[stillbornstew]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[MilkmanDan]

I'd prefer Fez Whatley Unmasked to Lewis Black.

Jay Mohr unmasked wouldnt be bad either.

[krisko]

Well you stop getting all estrogeny?
did you mean wit write "will"? that would make much more sense
oooh Love Lewis Black

x2

[crippledalbino]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


and I call MYSELF an albino?
Fuck that man, my new name is gonna be CrippledN***** next to you.

[MilkmanDan]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Middle, top level?

[crippledalbino]

Middle, top level?

Hint: Look for the only dude not being touched by a chick

[UsedLadBag]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Looking good!
http://www.qppoa.com/cgi-script/csBlog/images/231.jpg

[Friday]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


awwww .... you look adoobly! :icon_mrgr

[stillbornstew]

Middle, top level?
no the potato in the top center is our radiologist. she's a dyke

[Goober]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Hey Powder, try going up to the poop deck for some sun :action-sm

[dolemyte]

Read my chick's diary once, was going fine until i read how she was hiding a severe case of nervous diarrhea when we changed apartments

Learned my fucking lesson

[krisko]

dave's mother is fucking 70 years old, i'm pretty sure she doens't need to use a diaphragm

[stillbornstew]

Hint: Look for the only dude not being touched by a chick

Looking good!
http://www.qppoa.com/cgi-script/csBlog/images/231.jpg

awwww .... you look adoobly! :icon_mrgr

i suck, i know. i take the WORST pictures.

[MilkmanDan]

no the potato in the top center is our radiologist. she's a dyke

You make a Scottish Milkman look black.
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9622/jj20088sd1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

i suck, i know. i take the WORST pictures.

Your good camera's out in the truck?
Oh, wait.
Mmmm.
Nah, you don't look so horrific. I still feel like a fucking African Bushman next to you.

[Goober]

ESD is correct about the feminine condom. They have them and they look silly.

[krisko]

Read my chick's diary once, was going fine until i read how she was hiding a severe case of nervous diarrhea when we changed apartments

Learned my fucking lesson

that makes me laugh


i read my boyfriend's email once, is that the same thing?

it said that he wanted to fuck his ex girlfriend

learned my fucking lesson

[Mobo]

ok guys. THROWING myself under the bus here. but feel free to look and get a very good belly laugh. i swear to god this a a legit departmental photo of me at work. :icon_eek: guess which sullen pale douche is the stew?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5715/deptpicmt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Good idea, sitting in a picture always masks the obvious height difference in the others around you.

or

who knew vegetarian and peace-nik Moby was in the military?

[UsedLadBag]

i suck, i know. i take the WORST pictures.

plus all the:
http://www.thewatertowernews.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/broken_glas.jpg



j/k
:action-sm

[krisko]

ESD is correct about the feminine condom. They have them and they look silly.

what he described sounded exactly like a diaphragm

[Chester'sLiver]

that makes me laugh


i read my boyfriend's email once, is that the same thing?

it said that he wanted to fuck his ex girlfriend

learned my fucking lesson

so he was giving tips? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

You make a Scottish Milkman look black.
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9622/jj20088sd1.jpg

Hey, who's that creep? And why's he sitting with CrippledN*****?
Wocka wocka
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/RobandJimNorton.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Is there a date for Lewis Black Unmasked?

[crippledalbino]

Is there a date for Lewis Black Unmasked?

Not yet.

[krisko]

so he was giving tips? "whaa"

no

[Goober]

what he described sounded exactly like a diaphragm

He is a dummy, but they do have feminine condoms for fucking and not a dam.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Looking good!
http://www.qppoa.com/cgi-script/csBlog/images/231.jpg

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

<3stewie

[MilkmanDan]

All this talk about condoms. I just like to pull out and see how far I blast ... IS THAT SO WRONG !?

[Mobo]

Hey, who's that creep? And why's he sitting with CrippledN*****?
Wocka wocka
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/RobandJimNorton.jpg

boy....that's pretty close to the unbreakable stare of a crazed madman. I'm glad we've never met in person.

[Ted the Poster]

no the potato in the top center is our radiologist. she's a dyke

Yeah. No shit. What about the blonde to the right of her?

[UsedLadBag]

since we're sharing, me and the fleeman at the virus show in manchester.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/IMG_2408.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

what he described sounded exactly like a diaphragm

How are you supposed to sing from that thing, anyway?

[crippledalbino]

boy....that's pretty close to the unbreakable stare of a crazed madman. I'm glad we've never met in person.

Uh... by any chance, by 'unbreakable stare of a crazed madman', do you mean 'sexy and adorable superstar of a studmuffin'?

[Friday]

Hey, who's that creep? And why's he sitting with CrippledN*****?
Wocka wocka
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/RobandJimNorton.jpg

you are always carrying your ManPurse around *teehee*

[Mobo]

The last time I was with a chick that used a feminine condom, my ass hurt for a week.....and he didn't shave. SHE! SHE didn't shave.....



oh shit.

[Goober]

Hey, who's that creep? And why's he sitting with CrippledN*****?
Wocka wocka
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/RobandJimNorton.jpg

you think you look silly.... I can't wipe this expression of my face! I just stuck that way.
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v197/199/120/5305647/n5305647_34958149_9077.jpg

[crippledalbino]

since we're sharing, me and the fleeman at the virus show in manchester.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/IMG_2408.jpg

Yeah, nothin' wrong with a couple of dudes just hangin' out, bein' men, actin' cool...
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Simby%20Party/IMG_0065.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Yeah. No shit. What about the blonde to the right of her?
that would be wendy. she's a TOTAL fucking cuntrag. but, interestingly enough, she's from michigan. co-inky-dink?

[UsedLadBag]

you are always carrying your ManPurse around *teehee*

I thought it was a holster for his gun.

[Friday]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v197/199/120/5305647/n5305647_34958149_9077.jpg

hot

[Goober]

hot

yeah I know, I was just telling Krisko the same thing.

[stillbornstew]

The last time I was with a chick that used a feminine condom, my ass hurt for a week.....and he didn't shave. SHE! SHE didn't shave.....



oh shit.
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

you are always carrying your ManPurse around *teehee*

Another Crip is Mobo is Crip situation.....

[crippledalbino]

you are always carrying your ManPurse around *teehee*
It's not a Manpurse!!!!
:mad4::mad4:
:fight6:
It's a sack! A big, sweaty, dangly, bulging mansack!
The last time I was with a chick that used a feminine condom, my ass hurt for a week.....and he didn't shave. SHE! SHE didn't shave.....



oh shit.
I told you man, it's either gonna be lube before or neosporin afterwards, but you just CAN'T get it right, can you?
you think you look silly.... I can't wipe this expression of my face! I just stuck that way.
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v197/199/120/5305647/n5305647_34958149_9077.jpg

I'd love to partake in your hilarity, sir, but unfortunately that link isn't being filtered through my job.

[crippledalbino]

Another Crip is Mobo is Crip situation.....

Don't even listen to them, Mobo, you know damn well how useful those motherfuckers are.

[Goober]

I'd love to partake in your hilarity, sir, but unfortunately that link isn't being filtered through my job.

Your network must have a facebook ban.

[crippledalbino]

Your network must have a facebook ban.

Yes. All social networking, e-mail, porn, and tasteless sites are banned.
It's amazing I can laugh at anything during the day.

[Friday]

I'd love to partake in your hilarity, sir, but unfortunately that link isn't being filtered through my job.

here it is!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/goobyface.jpg

[crippledalbino]

here it is!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/goobyface.jpg

Awesome!
Thank you, Friday.
Goober, you look like a goofball.

[krisko]

How are you supposed to sing from that thing, anyway?
haha
i see what you did there
that would be wendy. she's a TOTAL fucking cuntrag. but, interestingly enough, she's from michigan. co-inky-dink?
heyyy!!! rude! :p
yeah I know, I was just telling Krisko the same thing.
were ya?

[Mobo]

Just to support my budday:
My "man-purse" (it's an X-Box bag I got for free with Pop-Tart box tops.....no shit) and my BRAND NEW LUCHADOR MASK!!!!
EL BLUE DEMON!!!!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2367043120_03f35c6c4e_m.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Don't even listen to them, Mobo, you know damn well how useful those motherfuckers are.
i go no where w/o my trusty murse.

http://resources.shopstyle.com/pim/7d/a8/7da81f1f1db6e7963b05e991c1d63379.jpg

[Friday]

Just to support my budday:
My "man-purse" (it's an X-Box bag I got for free with Pop-Tart box tops.....no shit) and my BRAND NEW LUCHADOR MASK!!!!
EL BLUE DEMON!!!!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2367043120_03f35c6c4e_m.jpg

i am not even sure what to do with this post.

:rolleyes:

[Ted the Poster]

here it is!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/goobyface.jpg

I'd prefer meatspin.

[Goober]

Awesome!
Thank you, Friday.
Goober, you look like a goofball.

So it was not the name that gave it away?

[Mobo]

i go no where w/o my trusty murse.

http://resources.shopstyle.com/pim/7d/a8/7da81f1f1db6e7963b05e991c1d63379.jpg

It's like someone kicked over a queer ant-pile in here.....

[krisko]

ut oh YMB for ron and fez :x

[crippledalbino]

Just to support my budday:
My "man-purse" (it's an X-Box bag I got for free with Pop-Tart box tops.....no shit) and my BRAND NEW LUCHADOR MASK!!!!
EL BLUE DEMON!!!!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2367043120_03f35c6c4e_m.jpg

i go no where w/o my trusty murse.

http://resources.shopstyle.com/pim/7d/a8/7da81f1f1db6e7963b05e991c1d63379.jpg

We all three support each other on big throbbing flesh pillars of love.
Lookit us, three faggots that we are.

[Ted the Poster]

Just to support my budday:
My "man-purse" (it's an X-Box bag I got for free with Pop-Tart box tops.....no shit) and my BRAND NEW LUCHADOR MASK!!!!
EL BLUE DEMON!!!!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2367043120_03f35c6c4e_m.jpg

What's spanish for "He's going for the top rope! AND HE HITS THE RRRRREMOBO TRRRRRIPLE COMBOOOOOO!"

[MilkmanDan]

ut oh YMB for ron and fez :x

I left for 10 mins, they didnt YMB ?!!?!!?!?!??!

[Goober]

Dave esta Maricon

[crippledalbino]

i am not even sure what to do with this post.

:rolleyes:
I know what *I* already did!
POST!
So it was not the name that gave it away?

It's true, it's not like your screen name is 'ultracoolsexyhandsomestudlyman'

[silentbob8201]

i go no where w/o my trusty murse.

http://resources.shopstyle.com/pim/7d/a8/7da81f1f1db6e7963b05e991c1d63379.jpg

The Trendsetter http://www.indygear.com/gear/images/Indy_bag2.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Just to support my budday:
My "man-purse" (it's an X-Box bag I got for free with Pop-Tart box tops.....no shit) and my BRAND NEW LUCHADOR MASK!!!!
EL BLUE DEMON!!!!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2367043120_03f35c6c4e_m.jpg
ew. faggot in a mask.
heyyy!!! rude! :p
but..........she is. i mean she's a cunt on wheels cunt. her cuntiness outshines yours by 10 million

[crippledalbino]

What's spanish for "He's going for the top rope! AND HE HITS THE RRRRREMOBO TRRRRRIPLE COMBOOOOOO!"

Wow, he makes it to the top?
He must have increased his ropes, then.

:icon_neut
Ooof.

[Goober]

Glass must be a lucky fella! Wocka Wocka! http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[MilkmanDan]

Cokelogic !
He wants Joe Glass, 1 - 99 victim in Punchout?

[krisko]

I left for 10 mins, they didnt YMB ?!!?!!?!?!??!
no, ronnie just said he was speaking chinese and said "chinngchonchingchonhchonh"

there ya go
Dave esta Maricon

Donde esta tu pago

"where is your payment" the only thing i know...and that's because of work

[crippledalbino]

The Trendsetter http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/scary-cross-dresser.jpg

Whatever YOUR fashion is, don't force it on us.

[stillbornstew]

It's like someone kicked over a queer ant-pile in here.....
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
We all three support each other on big throbbing flesh pillars of love.
Lookit us, three faggots that we are.
HEY FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BAG IS 100% ITALIAN LEATHER, AND COST ME $250.





bitch!!! :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

HEY FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BAG IS 100% ITALIAN LEATHER, AND COST ME $250.





bitch!!! :icon_roll

Yeah, and I'm jealous.
Now get your finger out of my ass.

[dolemyte]

LOl having Kofta Curry now

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' LOVE Indian food!!!

Lamb Saag is the bessssssst!

[krisko]

<---------- has never had indian food

[Ted the Poster]

i go no where w/o my trusty murse.

http://resources.shopstyle.com/pim/7d/a8/7da81f1f1db6e7963b05e991c1d63379.jpg

Your Nurse-Murse?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Dave esta Maricon

Si. Er es puto.a

[crippledalbino]

<---------- has never had indian food

It's good stuff.
It's all about the sauces. You choose yourself a meat, like lamb or chicken, add a sauce over rice... fuckin' awesome as hell.

[dolemyte]

<---------- has never had indian food


its fucking delicious if you dont mind your food looking like a sick baby's pamper

[crippledalbino]

Si. Er es puto.a

Donde esta el bit-that-fucking-suckos?

[Goober]

<---------- has never had indian food

<----- Does not mind Indian food, but hates Indian people.:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Fuckin' LOVE Indian food!!!

Lamb Saag is the bessssssst!
garlic naan is my arch nemesis. and grilled lamb. :D
Your Nurse-Murse?
OOF!!!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

its fucking delicious if you dont mind your food looking like a sick baby's pamper

I refuse to eat the shit because my first apartment wreecked of Indian because of my neighbors.

[MilkmanDan]

<---------- has never had indian food

Same. I smell it from some of the people that cook it around me, and if they sweat picking up those heavy medicine bottles, I have no desire to eat that shit. I'd rather stick my nose next to a barely cracked window at a meth lab

[krisko]

hhahaha Dave! nice

[Goober]

Booooo!

.....Ehhhhhh, Congrats ESD.

[Friday]

lol yay Dave! haha

[dolemyte]

I refuse to eat the shit because my first apartment wreecked of Indian because of my neighbors.

The smell sticks in everything, clothes, furniture. Im sure it'll be coming out my pores in an hour.

[crippledalbino]

garlic naan is my arch nemesis. and grilled lamb. :D

OOF!!!!!!!

Ooooh... Garlic naan. Garlic naan!!

Garlic Naan Eff-Tee-Double-You!!!
Stew gets no more short jokes for the rest of the day because of some garlic naan goodness!!

[stillbornstew]

<----- Does not mind Indian food, but hates Indian people.:action-sm
well, indian girls are hot.

[Friday]

now i really want chinese food for dinner. :(

[MilkmanDan]

The smell sticks in everything, clothes, furniture. Im sure it'll be coming out my pores in an hour.

That is some fucking nasty ass stink, its not worth it man !

[stillbornstew]

Ooooh... Garlic naan. Garlic naan!!

Garlic Naan Eff-Tee-Double-You!!!
Stew gets no more short jokes for the rest of the day because of some garlic naan goodness!!
;)
shit owns. serslee

[MilkmanDan]

well, indian girls are hot.

Only part of the rainbow I havent and will never touch, no way. They are the worst

[KNUCKLEUP]

Si. Er es puto.a

Hg1LEsSeYJw

[Chester'sLiver]

now i really want chinese food for dinner. :(
oooooo me too...fucking starving..

[Goober]

well, indian girls are hot.

Some are, but I usually do not have enough sheep or cows to give to the girls parents. :action-sm

Edit: ....And there cunts smell like curry.

[dolemyte]

That is some fucking nasty ass stink, its not worth it man !

I work at a french company, id call it an improvement

[KNUCKLEUP]

well, indian girls are hot.

big bootayyys :p

[MilkmanDan]

Three Days !!>>!>!??!

Three days was the morning.
My focus three days old.
My head, it landed to the sounds of cricket bows...
I am proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
Three ways was the morning.
Three lovers, in three ways.
We knew when she landed, three days she'd stay.
I am a proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
We saw shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one.
Shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one...
True hunting is over.
No herds to follow.
Without game, men prey on each other.
The family weakens by the bite we swallow...
True leaders gone, of land and people.
We choose no kin but adopted strangers.
The family weakens by the length we travel...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys.
Loves his Marys.
Bits of puzzle, hitting each other.
All now with wings!
'Oh my Marys! Never wonder... Night is shelter for nudity's shiver...'
All now with wings...

[stillbornstew]

brb. eating din din.

[krisko]

ok folks
i'm going to take a nap
i'll talk to you all later ! :D

[crippledalbino]

I work at a french company, id call it an improvement

<----is completely not commenting on a goddamn thing

[crippledalbino]

Three Days !!>>!>!??!

Three days was the morning.
My focus three days old.
My head, it landed to the sounds of cricket bows...
I am proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
Three ways was the morning.
Three lovers, in three ways.
We knew when she landed, three days she'd stay.
I am a proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
We saw shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one.
Shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one...
True hunting is over.
No herds to follow.
Without game, men prey on each other.
The family weakens by the bite we swallow...
True leaders gone, of land and people.
We choose no kin but adopted strangers.
The family weakens by the length we travel...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys.
Loves his Marys.
Bits of puzzle, hitting each other.
All now with wings!
'Oh my Marys! Never wonder... Night is shelter for nudity's shiver...'
All now with wings...

I paid no attention except for the part with 'wings' and I'm just hoping you mean Buffalo. Mmmm.

[Ted the Poster]

Wow, he makes it to the top?
He must have increased his ropes, then.

:icon_neut
Ooof.

They're longer and thicker. And the girls love it.

[MilkmanDan]

I paid no attention except for the part with 'wings' and I'm just hoping you mean Buffalo. Mmmm.

Well its Perry Farrell so Wings could mean Cock , you never know.
Its good you paid attention to that though )

[crippledalbino]

They're longer and thicker. And the girls love it.

You waited like an hour for THAT response?
*squints*
You actually working over there, sir?

[Ted the Poster]

You waited like an hour for THAT response?
*squints*
You actually working over there, sir?

Afraid so.

[MilkmanDan]

If its 30 days of no Fez, I want the show off for 30 days.