Time to revive the Third Mic elections.......

[girthymac]

Since it is an election year and after Fridays show, I thought maybe bring back the election for Third Mic........My Vote is Nick Dipaolo! Of course for fill in for Yimmy.........

[Herbie Robinson]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Thelateshowkid]

Louis CK all the way that's what I say

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Cage match of comedic wits, last man standing, WINS.

[ConcertPig]

2nd here for Louie CK..no contest

[oafanwyo]

I think that we should set up the elections for 3 or 4 years away. We could have 25 debates and by the time it gets here nobody will give a fuck. Just like the elections now!!

[I.L.I.O.S.T.]

Bobby Kelly, because I want to hear him puke every day.

[Doctor Teeth]

Nick DiPaolo

[JimmyMack]

I vote Patrice O'Neil, because he's allowed to talk about black folks without being silenced.

[Southtown]

I still have alot of love for Billy Burr

[BrotherMan]

comedic wits? leave out vos. i vote patrice cause he can talk about black folks

[Absolutely]

If I had to pick someone to take over Third Mic for an extended time period it would be Bobby Kelly, followed Very closely by Vos.
Dipaolo is ok, though I disagree with him on basically everything.

The shows always seem to be a lot of fun when Vos is in. I love the constant bashing and inner stories, it's a more fun atmosphere it seems.
Patrice could come in twice a month to talk about Black Issues and how to keep your woman in line, but I can only handle that same show once a month

[gummo]

Nickdip.com

vos is annoying

[boardsofcanada]

1 Patrice
2.Louie
3.Nickdip
4.Blawby
5.Bill Burr

That uppity negra is still the funniest motherfucker around. Shame he doesn't come on as much.

[ChuckiesChalupa]

Louie is the first funniest of the comedians on the show so him..

If he's too busy at the purity brick factory then Bill Burr

[girthymac]

You dont have to agree with everything nickdip says to find him funny, ab

[boardsofcanada]

You dont have to agree with everything nickdip says to find him funny, ab

I think nickdip.com has the quickest wit out of anyone on the show period.

What do you think about Africa?

I like their policies


You don't have to agree with that, but its fucking gold.

[girthymac]

Boards......that africa line was gold! I also liked the line about brubiglias cancer.......maybe it was brian picolos sweat! Just more gold from nickdip!

[Doctor Teeth]

Nickdip.com was hilarious on FreeFM

[LB75]

Louis followed by Burr. I'd be perfectly happy if I never heard Patrice again.

[Fishhead]

Patrice. He makes the boys talk about themselves.

[Absolutely]

The question of who would be the best 3rd mic while Jimmy is out for extended time, like a week or maybe even every Friday is different from just a one time thing.

If it's a week or every Friday, I don't think it's about who is the funniest, it's who is best for the show (They're all hilarious regardless) but I think Bobby Kelly is the best in that regards. Plus he's great period.

[Thelateshowkid]

The question of who would be the best 3rd mic while Jimmy is out for extended time, like a week or maybe even every Friday is different from just a one time thing.

If it's a week or every Friday, I don't think it's about who is the funniest, it's who is best for the show (They're all hilarious regardless) but I think Bobby Kelly is the best in that regards. Plus he's great period.

I guess he does fit in pretty well, but he makes me laugh by far the least out of anyone who comes in. Most of his humor is just acting gay.

Jimmy's such a good 3rd mike, I think they struggle to find someone who can keep up what he does. Personally I think Louis does it, and Bill Burr comes the closest out of the rest. I used to like Patrice as much as Burr, but I think I may have just gotten tired of him recently, but he can have some great appearances.

I think if they can't come in, bring in Vos with anyone. He's much funnier, maybe because he's not afraid to bash them, as he would be with Op or Ant, and of course they can fight back and shit on him for his stupidity.

[asswiper]

Now that the merger is just about finalized, my vote is for Artie Lange. :icon_roll

[Freese]

Bobby
Nick Dip
Patrice
Vos

[fkornre]

bill burr
nic dipaolo
patrice
bawby
vos

[ThiK&StiKY]

Nic Dipaolo
Billy Burr
Thats all I have to say about thayatt.

[sbrainb]

Louis CK all the way that's what I say

x2 to the 10,000th power

[jimmyjimjimz]

My 3 choices:

Stephen Lynch
Lewis Black
Patrice

[moegolden]

louis ck is more consistent than anyone not named jim norton.

i enjoy patrice now and then, but his Unmasked actually makes it clear why his appeal is limited. he said it best himself: "i'm good for about 80 minutes in front of an audience" (before both the audience and him get sick of each other).

[JamesDamit]

Louis "Twitchles" Centani for third mic.

[Flush.Buy.Fuck]

As much as I love CK, PAtrice, Burr, I dont recall any of them including lil jimmy having as good of a day all in all as Nick did Friday. I also love that he is so down to earth even to a fault, and that he respects the hell out of the boys and what they do in radio. Just glad he is part of the show now.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Patrice by a mile. He's perfect for radio in that like most black people, he can't shut the fuck up for five minutes. Luckily the shit he says is funny as hell.

Second would be Bobby Kelly. He's just a loveable dolt.

Third would be Nic DiPaolo. He takes the words out of my mouth so precisely it's scary. Nothing like a fellow angry bastard to feel like your not alone in your misery, and he turns that anger into comedic gold.

[cokelogic]

Bob Kelly

[O&APartyRock24]

Bob Kelly
Nick Dipaolo
Patrice

[FishinForBabies]

dip
Kelly
Burr
CK
Vos
Patrice


I love patrice, but i cant listen to him more than once a week or so.

[seeinred]

Bill motherfuckin' Burr, no one else is even close.

[tyrahater202]

Easy, get rid of Opie and make it;
Ronny B
Anthony
Little Jimmy

[ScottFromGA]

fuck this fucking stupid fucking thread. FUCK....fucking dumbass threads....fuck this dumb shit.


Yimmy is third mic....he has fill-ins....I like the rotating fill-in. Fuck Nick Dipalo....and fuck Louis CK....

Yimmy is 3rd fucking mic. FUCK.

[girthymac]

fuck this fucking stupid fucking thread. FUCK....fucking dumbass threads....fuck this dumb shit.


Yimmy is third mic....he has fill-ins....I like the rotating fill-in. Fuck Nick Dipalo....and fuck Louis CK....

Yimmy is 3rd fucking mic. FUCK.

Thanks for posting in it :action-sm

[LiLJimmysHog]

My 2 cents..............
1.Nick D
2.Bwobby
3.Vos
4.Louis CK
5.Patrice
6.Bill

It's real close on those top 3.

[ImSalty]

bill burr bill burr!

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Assuming Norton can't make it I would have to say Nick because hes been my favorite comedian for almost 10 years.

He knows how to carry a radio show all by himself so add Op and Ant it makes good listening.

[vegasbob]

I vote for My Big Baby Girl Patrice! No one else put a Cunt in her place like Patrice.
"No Homo"

[Minge]

I hate this argument. But to get my point out there anyway, I'll bite.

Keith Robinson. He's extremely funny and a psychopath. He needs to be heard daily.

[Rackrunner]

Louis CK for sure. Nick needs more time on O+A to really deserve nomination. Putting him in this earky does a dis-service to all the great moments from the other 3rd mic'ers

I will nominate him instantly for "best new face on the show" though.:D

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I hate this argument. But to get my point out there anyway, I'll bite.

Keith Robinson. He's extremely funny and a psychopath. He needs to be heard daily.

That motherfucker has got to do O and A, hes the only one who doesn't come on from tough crowd that was a (good) regular. It took a while but Nick finally came over from stern and all were missing is Keith because that bastard won't wake up early. I still have the episode on tape of him running into the studio a minute or two before TC was about to tape.

[Maynard K]

Tell you what, let Nick be 3rd mic on Hoo Hoo's show. I cant believe all the fucking votes for him, funny comic, but NOT for regular radio. Not on my watch sonny boy.

Louie CK and Bill Burr are the closers here.
I'd put Vos, Patrice and Bawby on every 3rd rotation.
And go.

[gummo]

Yimmy is 3rd fucking mic. FUCK.

i agree with this. jimmy is the fucking best.

patrice is good too, as long as a hot sex counselor isnt a guest

[Xyn]

1. Louie CK
2. Patrice
3. Billy Burr (he'd be my favorite if he came on anymore)
4. NickDip.com
5. Bobby Kelly
6. Vos

If we count guests in general, not just third mic, the list would look the same except I'd put Kevin Smith in there between Patrice and NickDip

[E55er]

anyone but patrice but i like nickdip.com

[enduser]

I would say Richard Jeni, Mitch Hedberg or possibly John Ritter... but I won't for fear of too much dead air
(Cue the Car Crash)

[Glenn Dandy]

Nick Dip = home run..out of the park.


Plus him n Ant can sit around and discuss GRAVY after the show. ( the Italians call it gravy..:nuts:)

[madbam]

it should stay as it is..reloving around the same cast of characters:

Patrice
Vos
Bobby
Billy
Louis
Nick

[Biff Hardslab]

Bob Levy or Yucco the Clown.

I don't care who's show they are on...they made me laugh. Bob Levy had the best line ever spoke on regular FM radio.


To Robin Quivers: "I'd like to scrape all your eggs out and make a big n!gger omlette."

[Dr. Hoffman]

Since I haven't seen one yet...here is the obligatory;

vote for Mike Rowe.

[Flashman]

1. Louis CK
2. Bill Burr
3. Patrice O'Neal

Nick dip sucks ass. His "democrats this"... "libruls that" shit gets old fast.

[bojanglesh]

Nickdip.com, first time I heard him I thought he was great. I'm really glad he came back for more.

Bill Burr comes in 2nd for being the ass that he is.

[Vyce]

1. Louis CK
2. Bill Burr
3. Patrice O'Neal

Nick dip sucks ass. His "democrats this"... "libruls that" shit gets old fast.

Only if you're a Democrat or Liberal.

Mine list probably goes:

Yimmy (of course, he'll always be first)
Patrice
Louie CK
Bill Burr
Nick Dip (only because he's still relatively new to the show, but he's coming on strong)
Stupid Colin Quinn (in those rare instances when he fucking shows up)

Then waaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list, Bob Kelly & Rich Vos.

No offense to those two, but as great of a comedian as they are, I've never really felt either were as great as the others. Vos is best when it's just everyone tooling on him for being an idiot, and Kelly can get annoying too often. Although to his credit, he's been better lately.

[Gonzoid]

Discounting Jimmy, I would go:

Bill Burr
Patrice
Colin Quinn
Nick Dip
Bob Kelly
Louie
Vos

[dodisman]

Patrice

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Only if you're a Democrat or Liberal.

Mine list probably goes:

Yimmy (of course, he'll always be first)
Patrice
Louie CK
Bill Burr
Nick Dip (only because he's still relatively new to the show, but he's coming on strong)
Stupid Colin Quinn (in those rare instances when he fucking shows up)

Then waaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list, Bob Kelly & Rich Vos.

No offense to those two, but as great of a comedian as they are, I've never really felt either were as great as the others. Vos is best when it's just everyone tooling on him for being an idiot, and Kelly can get annoying too often. Although to his credit, he's been better lately.

If you can get Collin and Nick in on the same day that show would be the best of the year. Those two are like best friends, they just try and out bitter each other and it makes a fantasic show. He called into Nicks blog radio show and was hysterical.

[unklewilly]

I always love it when poor Billy Burr has to take a shower after any show....I hope he stays awake at night thinking of the horrible things he heard and saw that day...My vote is for Bill Burr...or when the merger happens, Jim Breuer.

[the_ba]

Louis "Twitchles" Centani for third mic.

<Homer>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Homer>

[Doctor Teeth]

A little off topic but I'd love to see nickdip.com get his own show somewhere in the Virus lineup. I think he really shines as a host.

[Turd Fergusson]

East Side Dave

[phishermaneo]

Now that Ant dumped Melinda can we finally bring **** (k-dog) back?

*His name is still blocked?! Is lobster girl a f'n moderator?*

[bqstar10]

Big A for third mic

[UsedLadBag]

This was funnier when people actually took the time to make ads.

[BrotherMan]

i vote for sharpton as 3rd mic. would be funny to listen to anthony freak out every day

[LucaBrazzi77]

I vote for a young go-getter from Florida, you know him as sexbagel, hawk and of course, fatbody...give it up for Eric Nagel AKA E-rock!!!!
garlic butter saaaawwwww! but seriously folks...(car crash)

all bullshit aside, jimmy is the ONLY 3rd mic. all substitutes are substitutes. period. i do like the revolving door of personalities that come in when jimmy is gone AND when he's there, they are all funny dudes who add to the show, especially when they bash each other, but jimmycakes is the main man.

[ProflyerXM]

Patrice has some great stories but Bill Burr is great. Listening to him spiral into cruelty is hilarious.

Tissue on a stick anybody?

[Murray]

Stanhope

[rnjrmysmustache]

i would have to cast my vote for bob kelly,just for the vomit factor

[PnkRngr]

bill burr
nic dipaolo
bob kelly

[enduser]

i vote for sharpton as 3rd mic. would be funny to listen to anthony freak out every day

I agree, but he won't have time for this show once he is someday president.

[JimmyMack]

After today's show, I think it would be tough to argue against getting Jim Jeffries into the rotation somewhere...

[Rob D]

Bill Burr above all. After him, I'd pick Louie CK. Dipaolo would just be redundant. How many conservative wops who hate blacks does the show need? Patrice as a guest star only. Jimmy off the show completely. They can just run sound clips of shit on me/pedo/retard jokes from Jimmy if the fans miss him.

[Jimmy's Junk]

I like the rotation of regulars (including Nick and now Jim Jefferies) if, and only if, Jimmy is off becoming a big star or doing gigs somewhere. also high on the list should be Mike Rowe and Mr. Kevin Smith.

[AngryDragon]

I vote for the Hole soundboard.

[mattmell]

I think Bawby would be a good third mic, but Nick, Patrice and Burr are always great when they're in studio. Every time I see that any of them are in studio, it's gonna be a great show.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm going to throw Dr. Kaku in the ring. I don't think he was trying but the guy was actually pretty fucking funny. He fit right in talking about getting a sex change, going back in time, fucking yourself and being your own mother and father. He convinced me to buy his book..

[disgustip8ed]

Having had the pleasure of listening to Billy Burr while yimmy was filming Lucky Louis, I have to go for Billy for third mic. Louis CK is a close second though.

Billy is so good with the back and forth with Ant, he absolutely has to be third mic.

Except, of course, if Jim Breuer is available. He wins hands down.

[djeter220]

I like the rotation of regulars (including Nick and now Jim Jefferies) if, and only if, Jimmy is off becoming a big star or doing gigs somewhere. also high on the list should be Mike Rowe and Mr. Kevin Smith.

Kevin Smith is perfect for the show, now that he's done shooting Zack and Miri he'll hopefully start coming in.

[Doctor Teeth]

NickDip.com will be filling in for Mr. Norton this friday

[George Costanza]

Louis CK number one without a doubt. As far as most annoying Patrice Oneal.

[spork1138]

I hate patrice.

[tonytiger]

Since it is an election year and after Fridays show, I thought maybe bring back the election for Third Mic........My Vote is Nick Dipaolo! Of course for fill in for Yimmy.........


bill burr

[girthymac]

NickDip.com will be filling in for Mr. Norton this friday
Well enough of this palaver, let's get the show on the road!!

[aahpandasrun]

Patrice and Louis CK add the most to the show. It's too bad that Louis CK isn't around more often.

[Tryaluckystrike]

Much like the Presidential Election, voting is pointless because it's just going to end up being Bobby Kelly anyway.