Ron and Fez Listening Thread for 3/31/08 ~ HAPPY BIRFDAY to FEZ MCCOOL!!!

[Friday]

It's Fezzie Day!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/fezbash.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning World, I've arrived.

Wackbag Goofer Number One, checking in.

[stillbornstew]

afternoon RnF thread. i'm in an AWFUL mood.

[KNUCKLEUP]

BIRF, FEZZIE MARIE!!

:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:
:jump :jump :jump :jump

[crippledalbino]

afternoon RnF thread. i'm in an AWFUL mood.

Yeah, that's the nature of the 'Bag today.
What's got you illin', sir?

[Goober]

:gh:
:gh:
:gh:
:gh:
:gh:

[crippledalbino]

:gh:

Postwhore.

[Goober]

Postwhore.
:fu:

[crippledalbino]

:fu:

::hammer:

[KNUCKLEUP]

Postwhore.
::hammer:

the irony is overwhelming.

not really.

[Ted the Poster]

::hammer:

:bj:

[Goober]

:piss2::hammer:

[Ted the Poster]

the irony is overwhelming.

not really.

And the smell of bleach.

[Goober]

the irony is overwhelming.

not really.
:icon_eek:

[stillbornstew]

Yeah, that's the nature of the 'Bag today.
What's got you illin', sir?
thats just it, i don't know. just not chipper as i normally am. probably from not PT'ing (navy speak for working out). but i ran and did push ups and pull ups today. i need to get back into 3-4 times a week

[stillbornstew]

this promo makes me angry now.

[madbam]

Hey Buddays....BIRF Fezzie

Friday..you did an excellent job on the show last week...I love your voice too what a great singer!!!

[Mobo]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....

[stillbornstew]

Hey Buddays....BIRF Fezzie

Friday..you did an excellent job on the show last week...I love your voice too what a great singer!!!
hi bammage.

[crippledalbino]

the irony is overwhelming.

not really.

:bj:

:piss2

:icon_eek:
:fight6:
Well, it didn't take long for me to completely tire of that motherfucking hilarity.
thats just it, i don't know. just not chipper as i normally am. probably from not PT'ing (navy speak for working out). but i ran and did push ups and pull ups today. i need to get back into 3-4 times a week

Yeah, I can see that.
And we kinda pointed it out earlier, we're all in shitty moods. Unfortunately, we're not exactly the best fucking support group for being in a shitty mood, in fact it usually ends with someone tapping out and taking a break from 'Bagging for the day.
But I've laid off the short jokes, motherfucker!! I've only told ONE!! ONE!!!! I should get a fucking medal!

[Ted the Poster]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....

Sounds like a win-win, mobo. What's the problem?

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy to the Birthday Boy:

It Makes Me Fez

[Friday]

<~~ actually in a good mood today! w00t!

Hey Buddays....BIRF Fezzie

Friday..you did an excellent job on the show last week...I love your voice too what a great singer!!!

Thank you so much, Bammy! ;)

[Mobo]

Sounds like a win-win, mobo. What's the problem?

No problem...no problem at all....Hey, Stig, what's your complete home address?

[Friday]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....

MOBO!! *smooch*

[Goober]

Boy Howdy to the Birthday Boy:

It Makes Me Vos

:action-sm

[lokimanahan]

Afternoon, deviants. Fuck you, stillbornstew.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[Goober]

Ohhh Chester likes it when the show starts

[crippledalbino]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....

Nice! And then you can be a full time 'Bagger and whore yourself out for the occasional coked out handjob to put food on your table...

[Mobo]

HI FRIDEEEEEE! I just finished listening to the Hypnotism show. You were the best!

[KNUCKLEUP]

this promo makes me angry now.

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!!

[lokimanahan]

Ohhh Chester likes it when the show starts

Do ya? Who gives a fuck?

[Mobo]

MOBO!! *smooch*

ooooooh! I'm all tingly in my boy bits! And right at my lunch break too!

[stillbornstew]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....
quit the job bro. seriously.
:fight6:
Well, it didn't take long for me to completely tire of that motherfucking hilarity.
Yeah, I can see that.
And we kinda pointed it out earlier, we're all in shitty moods. Unfortunately, we're not exactly the best fucking support group for being in a shitty mood, in fact it usually ends with someone tapping out and taking a break from 'Bagging for the day.
But I've laid off the short jokes, motherfucker!! I've only told ONE!! ONE!!!! I should get a fucking medal!
yup. i'm about to punch out. and for the record, the short jokes actually make me loff.



JOY DIVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i'm in a good mood

[crippledalbino]

No problem...no problem at all....Hey, Stig, what's your complete home address?

Plot 425 in Shady Acres "Park" in Faggotyhippyville, NH.

[Goober]

That opening stinks..... What does that sob know about god and love.

[lokimanahan]

I have to quit my job.....it's going to either give me a heart attack or make me commit murder....

I vote for the heart attack option, please.

[Wilmington WOW]

oooooo long live ian curtis

[Ted the Poster]

No problem...no problem at all....Hey, Stig, what's your complete home address?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC.

Why?

[KNUCKLEUP]

ooooooooo joy div

:gh:

[crippledalbino]

HI FRIDEEEEEE! I just finished listening to the Hypnotism show. You were the best!

Times two.

Wackbag open-bracket threes Friday!

[Goober]

Do ya? Who gives a fuck?
choke on a fried fish and die :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WgQiaKdXL._AA240_.jpg

[Mobo]

quit the job bro. seriously.

I wish it was that simple....but I'm working on it.....I'm working on it...

I vote for the heart attack option, please.

eat some bad fish and chips you limey prick.

edit: a little too close to Goober for my comfort.....

[mikek]

whore yourself out for the occasional coked out handjob to put food on your table...

hot

[KNUCKLEUP]

my pad data has been stuck on "Strait Country - Con... XM 17 - 24/7 George Stra..."

for a fucking week, at least, gr.

[Wilmington WOW]

ooooooooo joy div

:gh:

I knew you would be excited

[Ted the Poster]

Plot 425 in Shady Acres "Park" in Faggotyhippyville, NH.

That's a town in Vermont, you silly goose.

[lokimanahan]

Miss hanging Ian Curtis........

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WgQiaKdXL._AA240_.jpg

you = the bessssssssst :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

OK, let's get down to it

[Ted the Poster]

my pad data has been stuck on "Strait Country - Con... XM 17 - 24/7 George Stra..."

for a fucking week, at least, gr.

And now you like cuntry music?

[Chester'sLiver]

my pad data has been stuck on "Strait Country - Con... XM 17 - 24/7 George Stra..."

for a fucking week, at least, gr.

oooooooo I made Sarah's sig...:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

my pad data has been stuck on "Strait Country - Con... XM 17 - 24/7 George Stra..."

for a fucking week, at least, gr.

It *IS* a pretty long promo, but it's possible that your pad data is incorrect.

[krisko]

hi, i'm in second place in my basketball pool...that's pretty fun

[lokimanahan]

More sexy through a window, you say, Ron?

http://i.pbase.com/u47/andreantunes/large/30419011.red20.jpg

[mikek]

Miss hanging Ian Curtis........


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/chads.jpg

oh, wait....

[KNUCKLEUP]

Miss hanging Ian Curtis........

hahahahahahaha that made me laugh... :haha7:

[Goober]

fantasy women > real women

[lokimanahan]

hi, i'm in second place in my basketball pool...that's pretty fun

I truly couldn't give less of a shit.

[lokimanahan]

hahahahahahaha that made me laugh... :haha7:

Fucking hell. I'm on a real roll with you today.

[Chester'sLiver]

someone tell pitsy we are talking about glass windows and not paltalk windows..

[KNUCKLEUP]

And now you like cuntry music?

something like that...

It *IS* a pretty long promo, but it's possible that your pad data is incorrect.

it's def incorrect. it's just irritating is all. :icon_cry:

[Ted the Poster]

More sexy through a window, you say, Ron?



When you throw them through a window, 20+ floors up. Yes.

[stillbornstew]

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!!
if i didn't adore you so completely i'd douse you in ovarian cancer :action-sm ;)
*nuzz*
I wish it was that simple....but I'm working on it.....I'm working on it...
yeah i know. there are times i want to put a shotgun in my mouth for re-enlisting. and i've been in too long to just get out and start over.

[krisko]

I truly couldn't give less of a shit.

go fuck yourself.

[crippledalbino]

We're all hungry for the woman behind the glass?
"whaa"
http://www.marthasvineyarddetoxdiet.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/robin-diet.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.worldinmotion.net/joydivision/images/logo/joydivision.jpg

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/ivan-drago_cr.jpg

doesnt ian looks a little like Dolph Lundgren in this picture?

[mikek]

We're all hungry for the woman behind the glass?
"whaa"
http://www.marthasvineyarddetoxdiet.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/robin-diet.gif


http://www.planetstern.com/stern-show/robin_bra_pic.jpg

[krisko]

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump

[KNUCKLEUP]

if i didn't adore you so completely i'd douse you in ovarian cancer :action-sm ;)
*nuzz*

you really want to be re-sigged, don't you, sweetness. :action-sm

We're all hungry for the woman behind the glass?
"whaa"
http://www.marthasvineyarddetoxdiet.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/robin-diet.gif

*falls out of chair*

[lokimanahan]

When you throw them through a window, 20+ floors up. Yes.

No, that's Eric Clapton's dumb kid you're thinking about, though I agree that that was pretty sexy, too.

[Sam_Adams]

Hi folks.

[madbam]

hi bammage.

Hey Bruddah:action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump

...but Danny hasn't mailed me anything :(

[lokimanahan]

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump

*prays that stillbornstew has sent anthrax to Krisko*

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi, i'm in second place in my basketball pool...that's pretty fun

yes, but how's this going?

http://www.bouncetothemoon.com/carnival%20games%20and%20concessions/plinko_large.jpg

[krisko]

No, that's Eric Clapton's dumb kid you're thinking about, though I agree that that was pretty sexy, too.

nahhhhhhhttttttttt faaahhhhhhhhhnnnnneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Ted the Poster]

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump

It's Stew's ear. I know. It's very disturbing.

[crippledalbino]

you really want to be re-sigged, don't you, sweetness. :action-sm



*falls out of chair*

Sorry, should have told you to buckle in.

[Goober]

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump

Ha Ha you still live with your mommy. :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

No, that's Eric Clapton's dumb kid you're thinking about, though I agree that that was pretty sexy, too.

Moral of the story: Never name your child Connor, unless you REALLY hate him.

[crippledalbino]

It's Stew's ear. I know. It's very disturbing.

Yeah, we all wish that he'd just Van Gogh away.

[krisko]

...but Danny hasn't mailed me anything :(
graduate college and he might :action-sm
*prays that stillbornstew has sent anthrax to Krisko*
x2
yes, but how's this going?

http://www.bouncetothemoon.com/carnival%20games%20and%20concessions/plinko_large.jpg
we're done being nice to eachother around here
Ha Ha you still live with your mommy. :action-sm

*killsself*

[krisko]

Yeah, we all wish that he'd just Van Gogh away.

wow...

just

wow....

[Wilmington WOW]

wait did dave just say his parents have been married for 24 years

is that his real dad?
or was he a lil bastard?

[KNUCKLEUP]

nahhhhhhhttttttttt faaahhhhhhhhhnnnnneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/naaahtfunneh128493827525312500.jpg

http://www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/070419007.jpg

i don't get it. ::hammer:

[Goober]

*killsself*

Don't mind if I do.... :icon_cry:

[stillbornstew]

you really want to be re-sigged, don't you, sweetness. :action-sm
no. but i think i've been paid back for the off handed post to you b/c i burnt my tongue on my dinner. karma's a bitch.

my mommy just called to inform me that i've a package waiting for me at my house from spain!! :jump:jump
what the fuck are you talking about? :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

wow...

just

wow....

What?
Van Gogh mailed ear joke resonates with no one?
Mmmm.
So what, that's the Crip awful joke of the day, then? At least, until the next one in about eight minutes? Heh.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Yeah, we all wish that he'd just Van Gogh away.

http://www.hope4survivors.com/000801_0287_0033_tsls.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/teh-shame.jpg


edit:
What?
Van Gogh mailed ear joke resonates with no one?
Mmmm.
So what, that's the Crip awful joke of the day, then? At least, until the next one in about eight minutes? Heh.

no... it resonated.


:action-sm

[Hudson]

wait did dave just say his parents have been married for 24 years

is that his real dad?
or was he a lil bastard?
not to mention his older siblings...

[crippledalbino]

no. but i think i've been paid back for the off handed post to you b/c i burnt my tongue on my dinner. karma's a bitch.


Your dinner is ESD's Tabasco-Ass?

[Friday]

marriage is skeery

[crippledalbino]

http://www.hope4survivors.com/000801_0287_0033_tsls.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/teh-shame.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

WHAT?!?!?
Jesus Christ, people.

[Sam_Adams]

Ha Ha you still live with your mommy. :action-sm

Poor Girl :(

graduate college and he might :action-sm

Try moving out of the house first Miss :action-sm I have a semester left in school and I frankly don't even care about finishing now. It's a waste of my time when I can simply start a business. Why would I want to get a degree so I can work for peanuts and live by corporate TV rules? Fuck em. I'll do my own thing :action-sm

College is useless now. It's not the 1970s anymore when it last meant something. It's just high school II now.

[crippledalbino]

marriage is a fucking disaster that should be avoided at all costs

Fixed for weekend hilarity!

[Sam_Adams]

marriage is skeery

Fun or scary? Some people think roller coaster rides are scary and others think they are fun.

I will enjoy it because I simply block people out when I don't want to hear their shit.

[crippledalbino]

Poor Girl :(



Try moving out of the house first Miss :action-sm I have a semester left in school and I frankly don't even care about finishing now. It's a waste of my time when I can simply start a business. Why would I want to get a degree so I can work for peanuts and live by corporate TV rules? Fuck em. I'll do my own thing :action-sm

College is useless now. It's not the 1970s anymore when it last meant something. It's just high school II now.

I can't wait for Sam TV!
Where the guns are guns and the jokes are explained by literal douche bags!

Wavy Guy!

[krisko]

What?
Van Gogh mailed ear joke resonates with no one?
Mmmm.
So what, that's the Crip awful joke of the day, then? At least, until the next one in about eight minutes? Heh.

yes,.
Poor Girl :(



Try moving out of the house first Miss :action-sm I have a semester left in school and I frankly don't even care about finishing now. It's a waste of my time when I can simply start a business. Why would I want to get a degree so I can work for peanuts and live by corporate TV rules? Fuck em. I'll do my own thing :action-sm

College is useless now. It's not the 1970s anymore when it last meant something. It's just high school II now.

1. try working and going to school full time
2. a tree farm is not a real business
3. you are fucking delusional.

[crippledalbino]

Fun or scary? Some people think roller coaster rides are scary and others think they are fun.

I will enjoy it because I simply block people out when I don't want to hear their shit.

:icon_neut
I can't wait until your whole future crashes down around your ears with that attitude.

[Ted the Poster]

no... it resonated.


:action-sm

Somehow, just the rebound and not the original shot. Sheesh!

[krisko]

:icon_neut
I can't wait until your whole future crashes down around your ears with that attitude.

:haha7::haha7:

i may still live with my mother but sam has clearly never been in a relationship.

[stillbornstew]

*prays that stillbornstew has sent anthrax to Krisko*
i told you not to say anything you fucking tosser. :action-sm
It's Stew's ear. I know. It's very disturbing.
[ronnievoice]i don't even know what that means[/rv]
Your dinner is ESD's Tabasco-Ass?
wings.

[Sam_Adams]

1. try working and going to school full time
2. a tree farm is not a real business
3. you are fucking delusional.

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.

And my business won't pertain to trees. I will have an online business and a brick & mortar place. Also, we have natural gas on our property that will give me $50,000 a month in effortless pay once we can round up the remaining 50% of the mineral rights from the descendants of the original property owner that wouldn't let the other half go. Luckily though his family is made up mostly of white trash and when you hand them $10,000 in cash it helps them think your way.

[KNUCKLEUP]

wings.

i don't know why, but that made me laugh, lol.

[stillbornstew]

...but Danny hasn't mailed me anything :(
you already know you're crashing at my place when i get to DC what else do you want? ;)

[KNUCKLEUP]

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.

And my business won't pertain to trees. I will have an online business and a brick & mortar place. Also, we have natural gas on our property that will give me $50,000 a month in effortless pay once we can round up the remaining 50% of the mineral rights from the descendants of the original property owner that wouldn't let the other half go. Luckily though his family is made up mostly of white trash and when you hand them $10,000 in cash it helps them think your way.

[insert fart joke]

i'm not even going to try on this one.

[Sam_Adams]

:haha7::haha7:

i may still live with my mother but sam has clearly never been in a relationship.

Does a relationship for two years count? It wasn't bad at all. I liked it, but she wanted to get married and I didn't want to at the time so we ended up splitting ways.

How about you sweetheart? :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.

And my business won't pertain to trees. I will have an online business and a brick & mortar place. Also, we have natural gas on our property that will give me $50,000 a month in effortless pay once we can round up the remaining 50% of the mineral rights from the descendants of the original property owner that wouldn't let the other half go. Luckily though his family is made up mostly of white trash and when you hand them $10,000 in cash it helps them think your way.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
:clap::clap::clap:

Oh, wait.
Sorry, re-reading that, I realize that there weren't any jokes in that, just a literal discussion of tree-farming.

[Sam_Adams]

you already know you're crashing at my place when i get to DC what else do you want? ;)

...yeah I guess.

[crippledalbino]

...yeah I guess.

Sam was hoping for a little reach-around, stew. He's broken hearted now.

[crippledalbino]

<-----twelve minutes

[Goober]

wow I spit my lunch out when fez said 6 months

[Goober]

It's fucking dinner, not marriage.

[stillbornstew]

i don't know why, but that made me laugh, lol.
you really are in a mood today. and i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it. :D
...yeah I guess.
no spooning tho. jus' saying.

[KNUCKLEUP]

<----------cock-blocking your mobocombo.


edit:
ahhhhhhhhhh... fucking stew cockblocked my cockblock.

[Friday]

wow I spit my lunch out when fez said 6 months

yah thats too long.

i would meet within the first few weeks.... unless distance or something hindered . but definitely a month or two at most.

because you can't replace that in-person chemistry, no matter how great you get along online.

[Sam_Adams]

When is the deadline for Fez/Earl again? It's it June 1st?

[stillbornstew]

Sam was hoping for a little reach-around, stew. He's broken hearted now.
ooooooooh, i didn't get an update on that. guess i should check the memo's more often.

[lokimanahan]

Why would I want to get a degree so I can work for peanuts and live by corporate TV rules, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN?

Fixed.

[Sam_Adams]

Fixed.

I like you Loki. :D I find you to be an interesting person.

[crippledalbino]

<----------cock-blocking your mobocombo.


edit:
ahhhhhhhhhh... fucking stew cockblocked my cockblock.
Yeah, that's what he does. cockblockingstew is what I call him in private company...
ooooooooh, i didn't get an update on that. guess i should check the memo's more often.

Absolutely.
It's standard, really.
"Hey, you coming for a visit? You'd better be willing to at least finger the ass a little, or you can check out Motel 6"

[stillbornstew]

<----------cock-blocking your mobocombo.


edit:
ahhhhhhhhhh... fucking stew cockblocked my cockblock.
not even fixing this one. i'll just bask in it's hotness. you can't out cockblock something with a cock.

[mikek]

marriage is skeery

Ya. I was terrified about getting married. I'm an antisocial asshole who despises other people (with the exception of you fine people, of course). But I gotta say that I really dig my wife & like being with her.

Moral of the story: sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'.

http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photographs/images/cruisetom.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Ya. I was terrified about getting married. I'm an antisocial asshole who despises other people (with the exception of you fine people, of course). But I gotta say that I really dig my wife & like being with her.

Moral of the story: sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'.


hot

[stillbornstew]

Yeah, that's what he does. cockblockingstew is what I call him in private company...
by cockblocking do you mean my cock blocking the feces from leaving your bum?

[mikek]

hot

:haha7:

[Sam_Adams]

Ya. I was terrified about getting married. I'm an antisocial asshole who despises other people

Moral of the story: sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'.

x2. If you don't take any chances in life and risk shaking things up a bit then you will live a boring shitty life like a savage from Britain.

[Goober]

Ya. I was terrified about getting married. I'm an antisocial asshole who despises other people (with the exception of you fine people, of course). But I gotta say that I really dig my wife & like being with her.

Moral of the story: sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'.

http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photographs/images/cruisetom.jpg

So 'Dianetics' told you to get married?

[crippledalbino]

by cockblocking do you mean my cock blocking the feces from leaving your bum?

That's why we ALSO call you 'ol Hot-Chocolate on a stick!
Fudgy-Wudgy Bars!

[lokimanahan]

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.

And my business won't pertain to trees. I will have an online business and a brick & mortar place. Also, we have natural gas on our property that will give me $50,000 a month in effortless pay once we can round up the remaining 50% of the mineral rights from the descendants of the original property owner that wouldn't let the other half go. Luckily though his family is made up mostly of white trash and when you hand them $10,000 in cash it helps them think your way.

I can't wait for 12 months down the line when Sam_Adams is IF'ing wackbaggers with invitations to meet him to discuss "an exciting multi-level marketing opportunity".

[mikek]

So 'Dianetics' told you to get married?


I accept L. Ron Hubbard as my personal Lord & Saviour.

http://www.anti-scientologie.ch/images18/blue-e-meter.jpg

[Friday]

the new Knight Rider is AWFUL.

nothing replaces that piece of television gold!

[Goober]

I can't wait for 12 months down the line when Sam_Adams is IF'ing wackbaggers with invitations to meet him to discuss "an exciting multi-level marketing opportunity".

Amway

[mikek]

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.


<---- would love to have an outdoor job.
<---- would like to open a greenhouse when he retires.

[FAZ8218]

<---- would love to have an outdoor job.
<---- would like to open a greenhouse when he retires.
That's a cool idea, man.

[lokimanahan]

Amway

"Larry Literal, ladies and gents! Give a warm welcome and put your hands together for Larry Literal!"

[crippledalbino]

<---- would love to have an outdoor job.
<---- would like to open a greenhouse when he retires.

<----would love to be independently rich and wealthy
<----would not like to contribute to the hole in the ozone layer, however.

[stillbornstew]

because sucking up to sarah is always fun.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0dfd_L4tDk

[Goober]

"Larry Literal, ladies and gents! Give a warm welcome and put your hands together for Larry Literal!"

Thanks folks.... Seriously peolple, you can stop clapping... thank you. It's great to be here....... :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

"Larry Literal, ladies and gents! Give a warm welcome and put your hands together for Larry Literal!"

ya know that amway people will never tell you they are with amway
they tell you some gobly goop to disguise they are with amway and they are trying to recruit you. They know people think amway is a scam



the scene in GO depicts this

[stillbornstew]

That's why we ALSO call you 'ol Hot-Chocolate on a stick!
Fudgy-Wudgy Bars!
i blame the navy

[krisko]

I do work full-time, trees ARE real business (we've cut $400,000 in trees) and I'm not dilusional. I'm a realist and I just can't deal with petty office shit by working for other people.

And my business won't pertain to trees. I will have an online business and a brick & mortar place. Also, we have natural gas on our property that will give me $50,000 a month in effortless pay once we can round up the remaining 50% of the mineral rights from the descendants of the original property owner that wouldn't let the other half go. Luckily though his family is made up mostly of white trash and when you hand them $10,000 in cash it helps them think your way.
i didn't read all of that, or anywhere near all of that

i meant go to school full time and work full time at the same time. a person with a college degree has a better chance of making more money than a person who doesn't have a college degree. thems the facts, sorry sammy
<----would love to be independently rich and wealthy
<----would not like to contribute to the hole in the ozone layer, however.

<----------would love to contribute to the hole in the ozone layer if it'll make it warmer in the winter.


i went to subway and they didn't have bread
what the fuck

[stillbornstew]

how has fez never been on an adventure. doesn't he live on retard island?

[Friday]

i have to agree with ronnie here.
being with two broads is more adventurous than any road trip!

[Wilmington WOW]

because sucking up to sarah is always fun.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0dfd_L4tDk

hey its link the greatest hit guy
are you related to Earl?



<---tries to rip stew to seem hip to knuckle :icon_redf

[Sam_Adams]

I can't wait for 12 months down the line when Sam_Adams is IF'ing wackbaggers with invitations to meet him to discuss "an exciting multi-level marketing opportunity".

:clap::clap::clap::clap: That made me laugh. I'm not that type of person. I'm just gearing up to start making my own money my friend :action-sm

Once I get things off of the ground and have the business stabilized then you'd be welcome to come work for me :)

[stillbornstew]

i have to agree with ronnie here.
being with two broads is more adventurous than any road trip!
yes it is. i MISS prague.

[krisko]

haha

fez doesn't feel like talking and his job is a talk show host

that's pretty ironic

i'm an idiot today

[lokimanahan]

ya know that amway people will never tell you they are with amway
they tell you some gobly goop to disguise they are with amway and they are trying to recruit you. They know people think amway is a scam



the scene in GO depicts this

I know. They NEVER fucking tell you. I've had the Amway spiel twice and know all the buzzwords they use ahead of time to avoid telling you exactly what they're involved in. Never again.

[Sam_Adams]

a person with a college degree has a better chance of making more money than a person who doesn't have a college degree. thems the facts, sorry sammy

That's what the statisticians say. However, that doesn't really count all of the people who have their own small business.

If you're looking to work for a corporation and have a cubicle and maybe a private office within ten years, then yes you'd be correct :action-sm

I'm not going that route though. I have absolutely no desire to work in a corporate office. I'd rather be homeless

[stillbornstew]

hey its link the greatest hit guy
are you related to Earl?
<---tries to rip stew to seem hip to knuckle :icon_redf
now are you happy mr. now. :action-sm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzTw4PYfROU

[Goober]

ya know that amway people will never tell you they are with amway
they tell you some gobly goop to disguise they are with amway and they are trying to recruit you. They know people think amway is a scam


Absolutely. I was at my car dealer getting my vehicle serviced and I had a big role of drawings I was going through while I waited. Some guy struck up a conversation..... blah blah blah. I told him I hate my profession..... blah blah blah.

He hands me a card for his 'Internet marketing venture'. I take a look at it.... There is no email or website on it. How could he have a internet marketing venture with out a email address? I called him out on it, used the words cunt and Amway, then ripped it up in from of him.

[krisko]

if Memphis beats UCLA i win 700 bucks

pretty fun huh?

[Chester'sLiver]

yankees game starting sooon......


oh yeah the tigers too

[FAZ8218]

i went to subway and they didn't have bread
what the fuck
Is that what people who don't have real deli's eat?

[krisko]

That's what the statisticians say. However, that doesn't really count all of the people who have their own small business.

If you're looking to work for a corporation and have a cubicle and maybe a private office within ten years, then yes you'd be correct :action-sm

I'm not going that route though. I have absolutely no desire to work in a corporate office. I'd rather be homeless

well...you stick with whatever you're going by...i think i'll stick with the statisticians....they went to college after all.

[stillbornstew]

if Memphis beats UCLA i win 700 bucks
pretty fun huh?
nothing can be said that your sig line doesn't already say.

[KNUCKLEUP]

because sucking up to sarah is always fun.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0dfd_L4tDk

:love:
i blame the navy

i blame the blacks.
hey its link the greatest hit guy
are you related to Earl?



<---tries to rip stew to seem hip to knuckle :icon_redf

awwwww *tussle*

[stillbornstew]

Is that what people who don't have real deli's eat?
well it is michigan, i bet she can a falaffel in a heartbeat though.

[Dr. Hoffman]

In finally for the Ron and Fez show! :action-sm

[Goober]

The Susan Zapper credit special is a tazzer to the yambag.

[krisko]

yankees game starting sooon......


oh yeah the tigers too
yup, im' bailing on the show, even though it's good today
Is that what people who don't have real deli's eat?

yes

[Friday]

is this pre-recorded? no calls so far....

[krisko]

holy shit
Dr. Pepper fucking rules

[KNUCKLEUP]

susan zapper is a sand-filled cunt.

[Sam_Adams]

well...you stick with whatever you're going by...i think i'll stick with the statisticians....they went to college after all.

And enjoy having bosses to "answer" to little lady. I wish you the best of luck. Maybe you like that sort of atmosphere.

I've gone to college and I will finish my last 15 hours when it's convenient for me to do so. I just don't feel like fucking with it. It's not going to do anything for my in my chosen field of study. It's one of the fields that you can have a college degree and you still only start out with jobs paying $20-$25,000 a year. That's not worth my fucking time when I could go get a 30k job to start with only a high school diploma.

[silentbob8201]

Yes Dave im sure Guns N Roses arent involved in this tie in ad by Dr Pepper.

[KNUCKLEUP]

if Memphis beats UCLA i win 700 bucks

pretty fun huh?

PLINKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chester'sLiver]

yup, im' bailing on the show, even though it's good today


Wow you are bailing on something no matter how much fun you are having with it..I am shocked...


:action-sm

[Friday]

holy shit
Dr. Pepper fucking rules

but he has NOTHING on:

http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/pibb1.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

holy shit
Dr. Pepper fucking rules

It certainly does. Mr. Pibb wasn't half bad either.

[FAZ8218]

well it is michigan, i bet she can a falaffel in a heartbeat though.
yes
Wow, that sucks.


Fuckin starvin, we got any cheap cold cuts back there?

[mikek]

Fuck G&R.

[mikek]

Fuckin starvin, we got any cheap cold cuts back there?


Peas hode.

[stillbornstew]

In finally for the Ron and Fez show! :action-sm
hey brudduh
susan zapper is a sand-filled cunt.
i see what you did there. ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

and yankee game....delayed..

[crippledalbino]

<----day has suddenly soured.

Mmm.

[stillbornstew]

<----day has suddenly soured.

Mmm.
whu happened?

[krisko]

And enjoy having bosses to "answer" to little lady. I wish you the best of luck. Maybe you like that sort of atmosphere.

I've gone to college and I will finish my last 15 hours when it's convenient for me to do so. I just don't feel like fucking with it. It's not going to do anything for my in my chosen field of study. It's one of the fields that you can have a college degree and you still only start out with jobs paying $20-$25,000 a year. That's not worth my fucking time when I could go get a 30k job to start with only a high school diploma.
maybe 30k is a lot in Arkansas :rolleyes:
PLINKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck plinko it its fuckhole!
i'm talkin bout basketball!! w00t~

did that sound authentic? or could you tell i don't really give a shit about it?
blah
Wow you are bailing on something no matter how much fun you are having with it..I am shocked...


:action-sm
i don't get it
but he has NOTHING on:

http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/pibb1.jpg
very good point
Wow, that sucks.


Fuckin starvin, we got any cheap cold cuts back there?

yes, but unfortunately we have no bread so you have to get a pizza and get heartburn and sit at your desk and be all annoyed.

[crippledalbino]

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon!

[Sam_Adams]

whu happened?

Could be the fact that Fez punched out and Dave is on the radio talking about highest selling albums.

This makes me want to just go to sleep. I miss Fezzie :(

[Mobo]

What about Metallica's Black album?

[Friday]

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/wolfclown1/fail.jpg

[FAZ8218]

yes, but unfortunately we have no bread so you have to get a "pizza" and get heartburn and sit at your desk and be all annoyed.
Fixed it. :icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

whu happened?

It's just a gigantic bucket of marriage hilarity!
It's just all about the wonderful bond of matrimony that brings people together. That special connection between a man and a woman where they want to bring their lives to a whole new special bond.
Mmm.
:icon_neut

[crippledalbino]

What about Metallica's Black album?

Good call on that one. Huge album, it was.

[mikek]

<---- frowns upon 'Greatest Hits' albums.

[stillbornstew]

yes, but unfortunately we have no bread so you have to get a pizza and get heartburn and sit at your desk and be all annoyed.
prezintz
Could be the fact that Fez punched out and Dave is on the radio talking about highest selling albums.

This makes me want to just go to sleep. I miss Fezzie :(
yeah, why did fezzie marie leave?

[Sam_Adams]

maybe 30k is a lot in Arkansas :rolleyes:


Maybe we don't have to pay $5 for cups of coffee, $40 for a lunch for one and all of the other wasteful shit in the Northeast due to ridiculous taxes because it's the "hip" place to live. :action-sm

If you ever get tired of things you can always move in with me :D I will have an extra two-story cottage with a big back deck and swimming pool overlooking a river valley.

When I get done with it I will let my friends just crash there if they want time away from the city.

[mikek]

Maybe we don't have to pay $5 for cups of coffee, $40 for a lunch for one and all of the other wasteful shit in the Northeast due to ridiculous taxes because it's the "hip" place to live.


don't hate us because we're the cool kids of the USA

[crippledalbino]

<---- frowns upon 'Greatest Hits' albums.

Except that tomorrow, 'Dream Theater - Greatest Hit and 21 other pretty cool songs' comes out tomorrow, featuring some remastered classics, b-sides, et-cetera.

[Sam_Adams]

prezintz

yeah, why did fezzie marie leave?

Because he just said that he wasn't into it and didn't feel like talking. So, he just punched out and that retard came in.

I thought Dave's last day was supposed to be last Friday.

[krisko]

and yankee game....delayed..
i'm surprised teh tigers aren't, it's pretty shitty in these parts (aside from the regular shitty stuff the weather is bad here today too)
Fixed it. :icon_mrgr
again, good point
It's just a gigantic bucket of marriage hilarity!
It's just all about the wonderful bond of matrimony that brings people together. That special connection between a man and a woman where they want to bring their lives to a whole new special bond.
Mmm.
:icon_neut

no matter what anyone says i'm always going to be excited about getting married...you'll not ruin this for me damn you

[Dr. Hoffman]

Santana...Supernatural made that list? Great artist...god awful fucking album.

[Sam_Adams]

don't hate us because we're the cool kids of the USA

And don't hate us because we know what freedom is :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

It's just a gigantic bucket of marriage hilarity!
It's just all about the wonderful bond of matrimony that brings people together. That special connection between a man and a woman where they want to bring their lives to a whole new special bond.
Mmm.
:icon_neut
34. never married. don't know if i ever will. being pathetic doesn't help. :icon_roll

[Sam_Adams]

no matter what anyone says i'm always going to be excited about getting married...you'll not ruin this for me damn you

I'm excited about getting married too. I think most of the people getting married and splitting up are just fucking quitters anyway. They don't try to work things out and they just want out when they find something they don't like or when the other person does something shitty.

"for better or worse" is part of the deal. You just have to learn how to live with another person and compromise.

When I was younger a couple of years ago being apprehensive about marriage ended a relationship. Now, I'm looking forward to it.

[mikek]

Except that tomorrow, 'Dream Theater - Greatest Hit and 21 other pretty cool songs' comes out tomorrow, featuring some remastered classics, b-sides, et-cetera.

<---- likes Dream Theater. Gotta be in the right mood, but they're amazing musicians. Saw them at Avalon way back in the day.

[krisko]

Maybe we don't have to pay $5 for cups of coffee, $40 for a lunch for one and all of the other wasteful shit in the Northeast due to ridiculous taxes because it's the "hip" place to live. :action-sm

If you ever get tired of things you can always move in with me :D I will have an extra two-story cottage with a big back deck and swimming pool overlooking a river valley.

When I get done with it I will let my friends just crash there if they want time away from the city.

no offense, but if i had to drive through arkansas i'd kill myself.
and i'm sure you have starbucks there, it's can't possibly be that uncool.
also, i'm not in the northeast, i'm in shitty michigan.

[Goober]

Here is the key Question.... Has the sale of singles soured since iTunes came along?

[Goober]

Hey the superbowl song.

[FAZ8218]

The song from Titanic has to be up there. Or are they only talking about black artists, I wasn't paying attention.

[silentbob8201]

I had that song on my MP3 player i think it came with it as a demo.

[dolemyte]

Had a feeling Souja Boy was up there,,, god popular music is shit these days

[stillbornstew]

no offense, but if i had to drive through arkansas i'd kill myself.
and i'm sure you have starbucks there, it's can't possibly be that uncool.
also, i'm not in the northeast, i'm in shitty michigan.
as much as i hate saying it, everyone i know that even been to or driven through arkansas said it was beautiful.

[mikek]

<---- getting tired of fragile Fez. Fucking man up!

[Sam_Adams]

no offense, but if i had to drive through arkansas i'd kill myself.
and i'm sure you have starbucks there, it's can't possibly be that uncool.
also, i'm not in the northeast, i'm in shitty michigan.

Arkansas is a beautiful place Miss. It's actually not a bad place.

And we have Starbucks but only dumb fucks go there. Just buy a damn coffee maker and throw in some Folgers. It's perfect.

I know you're not in the Northeast lovely girl. But you are looking forward to moving that way for work. So, I included you :)

[krisko]

as much as i hate saying it, everyone i know that even been to or driven through arkansas said it was beautiful.

doesn't make up for the citizenry.

[FAZ8218]

Me and Ronnie = Same wave-length.

[stillbornstew]

i can't believe this DIDN'T make it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxDG-0gQdz8

[commish13]

All of a sudden I want to watch D2.

[mikek]

as much as i hate saying it, everyone i know that even been to or driven through arkansas said it was beautiful.

<---- been to Arkansas. It was *very* pretty.

Still, we're automatically allowed to shit on it, simply because it's Arkansas.

[crippledalbino]

no matter what anyone says i'm always going to be excited about getting married...you'll not ruin this for me damn you

34. never married. don't know if i ever will. being pathetic doesn't help. :icon_roll

Oh, absolutely.
What did I say to give the impression that bonding yourself to your perfect soul mate for all time wasn't the greatest decision ever? I'm not sure what in my words made you think that I felt like the beautiful bond of matrimony wasn't the best possible use of all of your life and personal resources.

[Sam_Adams]

as much as i hate saying it, everyone i know that even been to or driven through arkansas said it was beautiful.

It is :) It's even nice driving through the Delta during the end of Summer seeing the millions of acres of budding cotton covering the land in white.

[Arch Stanton]

<---- getting tired of fragile Fez. Fucking man up!

Was away, missed it. What happened?

[KNUCKLEUP]

SUPER BO-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOOOOOHL...

[dolemyte]

Say what you want about Joe Jackson... but he beat some talent into his kids

[mikek]

And we have Starbucks but only dumb fucks go there. Just buy a damn coffee maker and throw in some Folgers. It's perfect.


Not at all a coffee snob, but Folgers = :puke:

[Budyzir]

i can't believe this DIDN'T make it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxDG-0gQdz8

A true cultural classic indeed.

[crippledalbino]

<---- likes Dream Theater. Gotta be in the right mood, but they're amazing musicians. Saw them at Avalon way back in the day.

In 2000?
If so, I was at that concert. It was on my birthday. Heh. First date with my soon-to-be ex-wife.

[stillbornstew]

doesn't make up for the citizenry.
technically you can use that excuse for ANYWHERE
<---- been to Arkansas. It was *very* pretty.
Still, we're automatically allowed to shit on it, simply because it's Arkansas.
i think your thinking of mississippi or louisiana

[TeenBungle]

<---- likes Dream Theater. Gotta be in the right mood, but they're amazing musicians. Saw them at Avalon way back in the day.

My drummer from my band in high school loved them for the same exact reason. He'd watch their DVD's too learn things from their drummer.

Miss the Avalon. When does the Avalon and Axis open back up? Fucking House of Blues bought the landsdown st. clubs. I heard alot of bands are pissed because for some bands the Paradise rock club and Middle East are too small but the Orpheum is too big and House of Blues wants big bands to play these clubs on Landsdown. So many bands may be forced to take a paycut and play Paradise or the Middle East.

[Arch Stanton]

Clarence Carter- Strokin'

[Sam_Adams]

doesn't make up for the citizenry.

Miss, we have plenty of good folks here. Some of the richest motherfuckers in the nation call this place home.

The Waltons, Rockefellars, Tysons and many others :action-sm It's not a bad place and for some odd reason we have a ridiculously good economy.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i can't believe this DIDN'T make it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxDG-0gQdz8

can't believe *this* didn't make it.

qcKMg7eEjj8

:D

[TeenBungle]

It is :) It's even nice driving through the Delta during the end of Summer seeing the millions of acres of budding cotton covering the land in white.

Why the fuck are the West Memphis 3 still locked up, Sam?

[crippledalbino]

I'm excited about getting married too. I think most of the people getting married and splitting up are just fucking quitters anyway. They don't try to work things out and they just want out when they find something they don't like or when the other person does something shitty.

"for better or worse" is part of the deal. You just have to learn how to live with another person and compromise.

When I was younger a couple of years ago being apprehensive about marriage ended a relationship. Now, I'm looking forward to it.

:icon_neut
Everything that I could say right now would be punctuated with a fake wavy guy so that I don't get banned for member bashing.

[stillbornstew]

SUPER BO-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOOOOOHL...
please come here for a second sweetie.

*puts thermometer under your tongue, places back of hand on your forehead*

[dolemyte]

Star Spangled Banner - Marvin Gaye?

[Friday]

Clarence Carter- Strokin'

ew

[Goober]

Clarence Carter- Strokin'
:haha7:

[dolemyte]

Clarence Carter- Strokin'

The man responsible for the original black Earl song, Patches

[Sam_Adams]

Why the fuck are the West Memphis 3 still locked up, Sam?

Simple, devil worshipers...jk.

It's just due to incompetence. The local authorities never dealt with such a thing and they fucked it all up with their collection of evidence and investigation.

Then the prosecutors didn't want to look bad. It's the same old story where people are mor concerned with their jobs than doing the right thing.

There wasn't enough evidence to convict those kids on anything other than being emo douches.

[stillbornstew]

can't believe *this* didn't make it.

qcKMg7eEjj8

:D
didn't even need to to watch it. PEACHES OWNS!!!!!!!!!!! saw her live back in new orleans. she's fan-fucking-tastic. and so are you for posting that.

[KNUCKLEUP]

please come here for a second sweetie.

*puts thermometer under your tongue, places back of hand on your forehead*

hahahahahaha

FRY DAT CHIKKIN!!!!

[Arch Stanton]

The man responsible for the original black Earl song, Patches

Call that in

[krisko]

Say what you want about Joe Jackson...
he hated shoes.

Miss, we have plenty of good folks here. Some of the richest motherfuckers in the nation call this place home.

The Waltons, Rockefellars, Tysons and many others :action-sm It's not a bad place and for some odd reason we have a ridiculously good economy.
ugh.

arkansas sucks because it's arkansas. i'm done with this argument. those people probably have summer homes there for some weird tax purposes and they don't give a shit about the actual state.
:icon_neut
Everything that I could say right now would be punctuated with a fake wavy guy so that I don't get banned for member bashing.
<3

[TeenBungle]

:icon_neut
Everything that I could say right now would be punctuated with a fake wavy guy so that I don't get banned for member bashing.

:haha7:

Apparently you're a quitter.

Sam, I wish you the best in any future marriage but I will bet money your own hubris will be what ends any marriage you get into. There's only so long your wife will be willing to listen to you talk about your guns and wildlife survival skills before she starts dreaming of a guy with a big cock who doesn't like to talk much

[Sam_Adams]

:icon_neut
Everything that I could say right now would be punctuated with a fake wavy guy so that I don't get banned for member bashing.

Go ahead. You have my permission this once to bash me. I don't care friendo. Bash away.

MODS- Let him say what he *REALLY* wants to. It's ok.

[KNUCKLEUP]

didn't even need to to watch it. PEACHES OWNS!!!!!!!!!!! saw her live back in new orleans. she's fan-fucking-tastic. and so are you for posting that.

peaches... *AND* joan jett.


edit:
and intense shakey cam.

[Friday]

Dave you douche, the reason brad pitt is out in the open is EXACTLY to get into the news!

So that other people see him and are inspired to donate their time or money to the causes.

DUH

[Sam_Adams]

Sam, I wish you the best in any future marriage but I will bet money your own hubris will be what ends any marriage you get into.

I disagree. I'm very easy to get along with.

[Dr. Hoffman]

My god Earl is a fucking rube.

[KNUCKLEUP]

he hated shoes.

posting this for stew:

wCF3ywukQYA

:icon_cool

[dolemyte]

Simple, devil worshipers...jk.

It's just due to incompetence. The local authorities never dealt with such a thing and they fucked it all up with their collection of evidence and investigation.

Then the prosecutors didn't want to look bad. It's the same old story where people are mor concerned with their jobs than doing the right thing.

There wasn't enough evidence to convict those kids on anything other than being emo douches.


That was your neck of the woods? That fucking story and the 2 shows on HBO pissed me off to no end...

[Goober]

Bono annoys the shit out of me. Alright, we get it, there is aids in Africa. Enough already.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Bono annoys the shit out of me. Alright, we get it, there is aids in Africa. Enough already.:action-sm

and thats only the second worst thing in Africa..

[TeenBungle]

Simple, devil worshipers...jk.

It's just due to incompetence. The local authorities never dealt with such a thing and they fucked it all up with their collection of evidence and investigation.

Then the prosecutors didn't want to look bad. It's the same old story where people are mor concerned with their jobs than doing the right thing.

There wasn't enough evidence to convict those kids on anything other than being emo douches.
True. That and the kid they got to rat out his friends and himself was borderline retarded. Actually I think his IQ was around 75. I still think one of that one dead boy's father did it. He was a nut. Btw, the big new update is that the DNA testing has shown someone else's blood at the scene. Not the dead boy's blood and not the WM3's blood.

[Goober]

and thats only the second worst thing in Africa..

Waadle Doodle!

[Sam_Adams]

That was your neck of the woods? That fucking story and the 2 shows on HBO pissed me off to no end...

Well, in my state but not in my area.

That shit happened on the eastern part of the state across the river from Memphis.

[crippledalbino]

Go ahead. You have my permission this once to bash me. I don't care friendo. Bash away.

MODS- Let him say what he *REALLY* wants to. It's ok.

Put my stupid rant behind tags because I know that no one wants to hear douchey bitching on the board.

You have no right, internet or otherwise, to judge someone else's situation and call it 'just being a quitter.' There are certain people who are simply incompatible, there are people who change in the relationship, and it's very possible that there are some people who are sick and tired of being in a fucked up, loveless relationship that want to actually live their lives instead of being bonded to someone who hates them.

So fuck you and your fucking judgment. You want to look forward to it, do it. You want to make it work with someone who you hate and who hates you back, fine. You want to act like you have all the fucking answers because you've figured out how to fucking sell trees to people, fine. But keep your mouth shut about people's situations that you know nothing about. Because you don't.

You're just one guy.
On a tree farm.
In Arkansas.
With guns.

You simply do not have the real life, social perspective necessary to pass judgement on everyone's fucking lives.

[stillbornstew]

posting this for stew:

wCF3ywukQYA

:icon_cool
shews
LOVE kelly

[TeenBungle]

I disagree. I'm very easy to get along with.

I know, Sweety! :p


My favorite Peaches video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE

I think it's a fan video. it's kinda funny and the chick in it is hotter then Peaches herself.

EDIT: Yeah, I managed to fuck up embedding this video.

[Mobo]

I can't keep up with the boards today, and from the looks of it....that doesn't seem to be a bad thing.....

[dolemyte]

Had racoon, possum, and snail... First 2 aint too bad...

Snail i got from some chinese kid's lunch

[crippledalbino]

I can't keep up with the boards today, and from the looks of it....that doesn't seem to be a bad thing.....

Definitely not.
We suck ass today, Mobo, not gonna lie to you.
I laughed at one stupid picture of a bag over the head today and that's it. And I certainly haven't provided any.
That's nothing new, Crip!
Oh, the hilarity!

[Friday]

Put my stupid rant behind tags because I know that no one wants to hear douchey bitching on the board.

You have no right, internet or otherwise, to judge someone else's situation and call it 'just being a quitter.' There are certain people who are simply incompatible, there are people who change in the relationship, and it's very possible that there are some people who are sick and tired of being in a fucked up, loveless relationship that want to actually live their lives instead of being bonded to someone who hates them.

So fuck you and your fucking judgment. You want to look forward to it, do it. You want to make it work with someone who you hate and who hates you back, fine. You want to act like you have all the fucking answers because you've figured out how to fucking sell trees to people, fine. But keep your mouth shut about people's situations that you know nothing about. Because you don't.

You're just one guy.
On a tree farm.
In Arkansas.
With guns.

You simply do not have the real life, social perspective necessary to pass judgement on everyone's fucking lives.


wow. dude.
we need to put that cunt on the next plane back to Loki-Land.
seriously.
she is Crippled-Kryptonite and I don't like it one bit.

[Goober]

Earl back in Africahttp://www.reelfilm.com/images/gods1.jpg

[stillbornstew]

I can't keep up with the boards today, and from the looks of it....that doesn't seem to be a bad thing.....
x2


about to go play some LO

[Friday]

Definitely not.
We suck ass today, Mobo, not gonna lie to you.
!

speak for yourself! i am brilliant and smiley today, fuckyface!

[stillbornstew]

Definitely not.
We suck ass today, Mobo, not gonna lie to you.
I laughed at one stupid picture of a bag over the head today and that's it. And I certainly haven't provided any.

*hugs you* :D ;) :rolleyes: :action-sm :icon_bigg :haha7: :icon_lol:

[Arch Stanton]

speak for yourself! i am brilliant and smiley today, fuckyface!

That's Mr. Fuckyface to you!

[crippledalbino]

wow. dude.
we need to put that cunt on the next plane back to Loki-Land.
seriously.
she is Crippled-Kryptonite and I don't like it one bit.

speak for yourself! i am brilliant and smiley today, fuckyface!

Thanks, Friday.
See, you're keeping up the funny on the board when others of us are off our game!
Heh.
And yes, not a big fan of the Kripletonite, not gonna lie.

[krisko]

and thats only the second worst thing in Africa..
very funny
Had coon, possum, and snail... First 2 aint too bad...

Snail i got from some chinese kid's lunch

isn't that canibalism?

i'm sorry
:action-sm
waddle doodle
i'm embarrassed i did that

i just thought it was funny, please don't be mad at me...i didn't mean it

[Arch Stanton]

Did fez leave?

[Mobo]

wow. dude.
we need to put that cunt on the next plane back to Loki-Land.
seriously.
she is Crippled-Kryptonite and I don't like it one bit.

Forget that cry-baby....let's talk about how attractive I find you after the hypnotism show!

[Goober]

John Hughes wrote those awful 80's movies in period blood

Edit. Planes, Trains, & Automobiles was OK.

[TeenBungle]

He also wrote the Home Alone movie. Not sure about Home Alone 2: Lost in New York UGH

[krisko]

wow. dude.
we need to put that cunt on the next plane back to Loki-Land.
seriously.
she is Crippled-Kryptonite and I don't like it one bit.
let's beat her up.
Thanks, Friday.
See, you're keeping up the funny on the board when others of us are off our game!
Heh.
And yes, not a big fan of the Kripletonite, not gonna lie.

i feel like kripletonite, kripletonite, kripletonite.

i'm really miserable.

[Sam_Adams]

Put my stupid rant behind tags because I know that no one wants to hear douchey bitching on the board.

You have no right, internet or otherwise, to judge someone else's situation and call it 'just being a quitter.' There are certain people who are simply incompatible, there are people who change in the relationship, and it's very possible that there are some people who are sick and tired of being in a fucked up, loveless relationship that want to actually live their lives instead of being bonded to someone who hates them.

So fuck you and your fucking judgment. You want to look forward to it, do it. You want to make it work with someone who you hate and who hates you back, fine. You want to act like you have all the fucking answers because you've figured out how to fucking sell trees to people, fine. But keep your mouth shut about people's situations that you know nothing about. Because you don't.

You're just one guy.
On a tree farm.
In Arkansas.
With guns.

You simply do not have the real life, social perspective necessary to pass judgement on everyone's fucking lives.


And here you go fella :)


Fella, it's unfortunate that your marriage didn't work out but I don't think it's fair for you to be "warning" others about the horrors of marriage. I know you don't think I should "judge" about divorcees being quitters but simply put many of the people ARE.

You're right about it not being the same for each situation because other problems show up. It could be from people not understanding the commitment and confines of marriage and get selfish and want to carry out their fantasies with others (fuck around).

Some rush into marriage without REALLY getting to know one another while they are more caught up in how each other looks and getting down to the fucking.

Getting married is the same as it has always been. It's just that for some reason people rush into things and get to really know one another.

Sorry it didn't work out for you, but it doesn't mean that you're faultless or that marriage is a hoax and pointless. I'm just being honest with you fella. I'm not here to comfort you and treat you like a victim of a horrible thing that you didn't have any control over.

It doesn't mean I dislike you or hate you or anything. Hopefully things will work out better for you in the future and that you can find someone that you love undyingly.

Oh and I know that I'm "just from Arkansas" and it makes me an ignorant hillbilly hayseed that hasn't stepped out into the world and lived life. Don't do that shit. It's beneath you. You're just being ego and sociocentric. Living on the East Coast doesn't mean fuck. It doesn't make you anymore knowledgeable or hip to the ways of the world. Just sayin' :action-sm

[dolemyte]

very funny


isn't that canibalism?

i'm sorry
:action-sm
waddle doodle
i'm embarrassed i did that

i just thought it was funny, please don't be mad at me...i didn't mean it


Ouch :(

*ques up Ani*

[crippledalbino]

*hugs you* :D ;) :rolleyes: :action-sm :icon_bigg :haha7: :icon_lol:

Awww... thanks, Stew.
Still not gonna suck your cock.

[krisko]

John Hughes wrote those awful 80's movies in period blood

Edit. Planes, Tranes, & Automobiles was OK.

:haha7::haha7:

[Friday]

Forget that cry-baby....let's talk about how attractive I find you after the hypnotism show!

awww ;)

[stillbornstew]

i feel like kripletonite, kripletonite, kripletonite.

i'm really miserable.

please stop. seriously. just, ju......just stop.

[crippledalbino]

And here you go fella :)


Fella, it's unfortunate that your marriage didn't work out but I don't think it's fair for you to be "warning" others about the horrors of marriage. I know you don't think I should "judge" about divorcees being quitters but simply put many of the people ARE.

You're right about it not being the same for each situation because other problems show up. It could be from people not understanding the commitment and confines of marriage and get selfish and want to carry out their fantasies with others (fuck around).

Some rush into marriage without REALLY getting to know one another while they are more caught up in how each other looks and getting down to the fucking.

Getting married is the same as it has always been. It's just that for some reason people rush into things and get to really know one another.

Sorry it didn't work out for you, but it doesn't mean that you're faultless or that marriage is a hoax and pointless. I'm just being honest with you fella. I'm not here to comfort you and treat you like a victim of a horrible thing that you didn't have any control over.

It doesn't mean I dislike you or hate you or anything. Hopefully things will work out better for you in the future and that you can find someone that you love undyingly.

Oh and I know that I'm "just from Arkansas" and it makes me an ignorant hillbilly hayseed that hasn't stepped out into the world and lived life. Don't do that shit. It's beneath you. You're just being ego and sociocentric. Living on the East Coast doesn't mean fuck. It doesn't make you anymore knowledgeable or hip to the ways of the world. Just sayin' :action-sm

I never said that I had the societal perspective necessary to be able to judge people. All I said was that you don't.

And beyond that, agree-to-disagree, urban vs rural, I blame the jews hilarity.

[krisko]

Ouch :(

*ques up Ani*
i did all the wavyguys and sorries and stuff i nkow how to do...can we still be friends? i was only jokin!!!
Awww... thanks, Stew.
Still not gonna suck your cock.
please dont' read sam's post.
please stop. seriously. just, ju......just stop.

i know

[Mobo]

I wanna play!

Hooby Jooby Lobby Looby. Muffle Fluffle Wobble Wooble. I've been divorced before. Everyone has their own life experiences, and everyone deals with them in their own way. That being said, someone who's never been married and has ideas like "if we're not married by 30....." really shouldn't be saying anything.

[stillbornstew]

Awww... thanks, Stew.
Still not gonna suck your cock.
that would be ass to mouf. and ew.

[dolemyte]

i did all the wavyguys and sorries and stuff i nkow how to do...can we still be friends? i was only jokin!!!

please dont' read sam's post.


i know


Cause you're a dog lover...all is forgiven

[TeenBungle]

And here you go fella :)


Fella, it's unfortunate that your marriage didn't work out but I don't think it's fair for you to be "warning" others about the horrors of marriage. I know you don't think I should "judge" about divorcees being quitters but simply put many of the people ARE.

You're right about it not being the same for each situation because other problems show up. It could be from people not understanding the commitment and confines of marriage and get selfish and want to carry out their fantasies with others (fuck around).

Some rush into marriage without REALLY getting to know one another while they are more caught up in how each other looks and getting down to the fucking.

Getting married is the same as it has always been. It's just that for some reason people rush into things and get to really know one another.

Sorry it didn't work out for you, but it doesn't mean that you're faultless or that marriage is a hoax and pointless. I'm just being honest with you fella. I'm not here to comfort you and treat you like a victim of a horrible thing that you didn't have any control over.

It doesn't mean I dislike you or hate you or anything. Hopefully things will work out better for you in the future and that you can find someone that you love undyingly.

Oh and I know that I'm "just from Arkansas" and it makes me an ignorant hillbilly hayseed that hasn't stepped out into the world and lived life. Don't do that shit. It's beneath you. You're just being ego and sociocentric. Living on the East Coast doesn't mean fuck. It doesn't make you anymore knowledgeable or hip to the ways of the world. Just sayin' :action-sm

Dude, why would you instigate him, tell him to say what he felt (like you wouldn't mind it) then go and smash him again?

Btw most people rag on you from being from Arkansas not because we think Arkansas is a shithole but because of how hypersensitive and ultra defensive you are towards it.

Please, for ONCE, could one of your shotguns go off in your face?

Could you make that happen please?

oh... almost forgot: :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Cause you're a ****** lover...all is forgiven

jesus...now I can't be friends with her..:icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

I wanna play!

Hooby Jooby Lobby Looby. Muffle Fluffle Wobble Wooble. I've been divorced before. Everyone has their own life experiences, and everyone deals with them in their own way. That being said, someone who's never been married and has ideas like "if we're not married by 30....." really shouldn't be saying anything.

He's seriously being a pretty silly goose with that 'not married by 30' thing. And I would DEFY people to go back through my posts and ever say where it was awful. Okay, maybe once or twice, but today just HAPPENS to be one of those 'hits too close to home' days.

We should tell bad pirate jokes behind tags. That'd be fucking hilarious.

[Sam_Adams]

I wanna play!

Hooby Jooby Lobby Looby. Muffle Fluffle Wobble Wooble. I've been divorced before. Everyone has their own life experiences, and everyone deals with them in their own way. That being said, someone who's never been married and has ideas like "if we're not married by 30....." really shouldn't be saying anything.

The only reason we talked about that was because we are terribly compatible. It's just the fact that life happened and fucked things up.

[krisko]

I wanna play!

Hooby Jooby Lobby Looby. Muffle Fluffle Wobble Wooble. I've been divorced before. Everyone has their own life experiences, and everyone deals with them in their own way. That being said, someone who's never been married and has ideas like "if we're not married by 30....." really shouldn't be saying anything.
hey mobo, if i'm not married by the time i'm 30 will you marry me?
Cause you're a dog lover...all is forgiven
:jump
jesus...now I can't be friends with her..:icon_eek:

:(
you're breakin my heart Hahvey

[Sam_Adams]

He's seriously being a pretty silly goose with that 'not married by 30' thing. And I would DEFY people to go back through my posts and ever say where it was awful. Okay, maybe once or twice, but today just HAPPENS to be one of those 'hits too close to home' days.

We should tell bad pirate jokes behind tags. That'd be fucking hilarious.

Hey fella, when I come up to the Christmas/New Years party this year you can drink on me :action-sm $200 worth of anything you want fella

[TeenBungle]

I forgot about Helen Hunt. She has done three movies in the last three years. she was in Bobby and did some tv movie.

[stillbornstew]

I wanna play!
Hooby Jooby Lobby Looby. Muffle Fluffle Wobble Wooble. I've been divorced before. Everyone has their own life experiences, and everyone deals with them in their own way. That being said, someone who's never been married and has ideas like "if we're not married by 30....." really shouldn't be saying anything.
i'm really on the fence about getting married. i came close when i was 25, glad i didn't, i really wasn't ready. but i've NEVER done the "if by 30 horse shit...."
buuuuuuut, after i retire from the navy i would seriously consider buying a waterfront condo in phuket, thailand and living SOLELY off my retirement.

[crippledalbino]

Dude, why would you instigate him, tell him to say what he felt (like you wouldn't mind it) then go and smash him again?

Btw most people rag on you from being from Arkansas not because we think Arkansas is a shithole but because of how hypersensitive and ultra defensive you are towards it.

Please, for ONCE, could one of your shotguns go off in your face?

Could you make that happen please?

oh... almost forgot: :action-sm

It's alright. If we know anything about Sam_Adams it's that he can't be expected to ever look at what someone said and hear what's being said, and say 'oh, that's interesting, I never thought of it like that before.'

So I read it, and I just won't be bothered with his stuff. He said exactly what was predictable and I'm not going to take it personally.

[Chester'sLiver]

I liked all 3 Blade movies...

[Mobo]

The only reason we talked about that was because we are terribly compatible. It's just the fact that life happened and fucked things up.

I.
don't.
care.

[krisko]

He's seriously being a pretty silly goose with that 'not married by 30' thing. And I would DEFY people to go back through my posts and ever say where it was awful. Okay, maybe once or twice, but today just HAPPENS to be one of those 'hits too close to home' days.

We should tell bad pirate jokes behind tags. That'd be fucking hilarious.

what happens when a pirates wife is a cunt?

he gets a divarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrce

[Friday]

here's one:

Why don't all of you pathetic excuses for men shut the fuck up before I whip out my big hard cock and fuck you in your asses just like I did to that Groz fellow! Attention Whores!

[stillbornstew]

hey mobo, if i'm not married by the time i'm 30 will you marry me?
i want someone, ANYONE to go to your office and shoot you in the face with a shotgun.

[TeenBungle]

Bill Pullman is one of the worst actors. Have you guys ever seen the poster to that Ellen Degeneres movie, "Mr. Wrong"? Holy Jesus.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1460/posters/poster1_hi.jpg

He blew in Independence Day but then again that was one of the worst movies I ever saw

[Chester'sLiver]

:(
you're breakin my heart Hahvey
turnabout is fair play sweetness...:action-sm

here's one:

Why don't all of you pathetic excuses for men shut the fuck up before I whip out my big hard cock and fuck you in your asses just like I did to that Groz fellow! Attention Whores!

Hi Friday..:action-sm

[Goober]

here's one:

Why don't all of you pathetic excuses for men shut the fuck up before I whip out my big hard cock and fuck you in your asses just like I did to that Groz fellow! Attention Whores!

Have you been reading my diary? :action-sm

[krisko]

i'm really on the fence about getting married. i came close when i was 25, glad i didn't, i really wasn't ready. but i've NEVER done the "if by 30 horse shit...."
buuuuuuut, after i retire from the navy i would seriously consider buying a waterfront condo in phuket, thailand and suck off young boys in my retirement.
ew