Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 04/01/08 - Lily likes tiny dicks

[Goober]

April Fools! She is a size queen. :action-sm

Fooled you! Faggot!http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well at least we know [ you ] don't have a shot with her.

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Why Why Why?????


Howdy Buddays!!!

[Arch Stanton]

[you] went for the low lying fruit in the thread title. And by [you], I mean Goober

[Goober]

Well at least we know [ you ] don't have a shot with her.

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

Why Why Why?????


Howdy Buddays!!!

I am just angry because I am packing 6 inches of mediocrity. Krisko, Friday, and Knuckle have seen the pictures. They will tell you the same thing.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

note to self, do not ask Goober to send me any pictures of anything

[Dr. Hoffman]

note to self, do not ask Goober to send me any pictures of anything

Just a note to the guys...you probably don't want to be asking Qtie to send you anything either...

[Sam_Adams]

I am just angry because I am packing 6 inches of mediocrity. Krisko, Friday, and Knuckle have seen the pictures. They will tell you the same thing.

Women only have nerve endings for sensation in like the first 4'' anyway :icon_roll

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Just a note to the guys...you probably don't want to be asking Qtie to send you anything either...

:icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf

[mikek]

Women only have nerve endings for sensation in like the first 4'' anyway :icon_roll

After my operation, I hope to reach that depth. :icon_roll

[Tippy Toms Toes]

Women only have nerve endings for sensation in like the first 4'' anyway :icon_roll

Yeah, keep tellin yourself that.

[peas hode]

I am just angry because I am packing 6 inches of mediocrity. Krisko, Friday, and Knuckle have seen the pictures. They will tell you the same thing.

hootttt....uhh i mean post 'em and prove it .....uhhhh i mean uhhhh


hiya buddays

[Goober]

hootttt....uhh i mean post 'em and prove it .....uhhhh i mean uhhhh


hiya buddays

That Ol' Gag!http://www.fieldsofathenryfarm.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/rooster.jpg

[Friday]

Yeah, keep tellin yourself that.

qft... or x2.. or something.

hi buddays.

[Sam_Adams]

qft... or x2.. or something.

hi buddays.

Hi size queen :action-sm How are you today?

That's just what gynos say :icon_roll

[Dre]

Hiya Buddays. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Hey buddays, gonna listen to some of this today

[Tippy Toms Toes]

I am just angry because I am packing 6 inches of mediocrity. Krisko, Friday, and Knuckle have seen the pictures. They will tell you the same thing.

Should've done some fluffing up before the pictures were taken

[Goober]

Ooo CL likes it when the show starts!

[Goober]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti Smith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ronnie must be on his period.

[VilleDick]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti Smith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Agreed
:puke:

[stillbornstew]

BUDDAAAYs!!!!!!!


ok, back to the kitchen to finish dinner.

[Murray]

Love it when Ronnie sings along

[Dre]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti Smith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yep.

Patti Smith-"Gloria"

:clap: for Ronnie B singing along.

Always good.

[Midnight Rider]

Love the Ronnie B singing

[Sam_Adams]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti Smith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

But but but she's the mother of punk maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :action-sm

[mikek]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti Smith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ronnie must be on his period.


Let me guess... Earl picked this.

[Ted the Poster]

Just a note to the guys...you probably don't want to be asking Qtie to send you anything either...

:icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf

Oh, I do. I really, really do.



No homo.

[crippledalbino]

Good afternoon, World.
How're we doing this fine day?

[Friday]

I cannot get into Patti Smith.
It's like nails on a fuckin chalkboard.

[Ted the Poster]

Patti Smith = overrated shit.

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Love it when Ronnie sings along

<----- would just prefer it to be done to a different song.

[Deadbent]

Can almost always get with some Patti Smif.
(last decades of albums.. you can find in some trashcan somewhere in my house, stig ;) )

Sing it Ronnie Two Bucks.


Awww Buddays.

[Sam_Adams]

I cannot get into Patti Smith.
It's like nails on a fuckin chalkboard.

She doesn't have the singing ability of Lady Friday :icon_redf

[VilleDick]

Ronnie singing > Patti Smith

[Goober]

VanMorrison is rolling over in his grave. I know he is not dead, but he may as well be..... I have not heard the new album yet

[dolemyte]

Buddies...whats goin on?

[njpete]

Van Morrison has nothing to worry about after hearing this, er, version of his song. :)

[Sam_Adams]

Ooo CL likes it when the show starts!

OOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

We know, we know. You're slacking :action-sm Goober told us already.

[crippledalbino]

At least the lyrics are original and never get repetitive.

[njpete]

VanMorrison is rolling over in his grave. I know he is not dead, but he may as well be..... I have not heard the new album yet

Comes out today - picking it up on my way home from work later.

[Dre]

Boppers....

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, Let's get down to it

[krisko]

hi

[crippledalbino]

Boppers....

Ok, Let's get down to it

Alright, guys, now that's just creepy.

[Murray]

He held out longer than I thought he would

[silentbob8201]

Curious George Book cover?

[crippledalbino]

hi

You've got a lot of nerve, surviving skin cancer like that.

[Sam_Adams]

hi

Hola mamacita :action-sm

[Dre]

At least the lyrics are original and never get repetitive.

http://home.student.uu.se/hape2405/aabf18_sarcasm_detector.jpg






mightymalachi hoo hoo on the picture

[Tippy Toms Toes]

A pic of the goings on in my neck of the woods yesterday

nevermind, pic doesn't work.

[Sam_Adams]

Does anyone have this picture of Earl holding balloons?

[crippledalbino]

http://home.student.uu.se/hape2405/aabf18_sarcasm_detector.jpg






mightymalachi hoo hoo on the picture

Alright, we GET it, you met Patrice!

[Friday]

Clowny Earl

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4124

[Dr. Hoffman]

Clowny Earl

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4124

Earl has the worst smile ever.

[Sam_Adams]

Clowny Earl

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4124

A balloon holding balloons, coincidence? :D

[VilleDick]

Hola mamacita :action-sm

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/bears/panda.jpg

[crippledalbino]

A pic of the goings on in my neck of the woods yesterday
[IMG]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_XDvky_l8JVg/RufE7pIwtJI/AAAAAAAAArI/OXtCFXj9J0s/s400/ch.devin.mccloud.jpg&imgrefurl=http://polvochicago.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html&h=272&w=400&sz=20&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=bFLCuUhafQKasM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgoofer%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DNIMG]

That's pretty funny, dude.

[Goober]

I did not know this Jew rule

[Deadbent]

Clowny Earl

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4124


That picture is just fantastic. :icon_mrgr

[stillbornstew]

hi
hi sweetie. :D

[dolemyte]

A balloon holding balloons, coincidence? :D


Too easy man...

[KNUCKLEUP]

BUDDAAAYs!!!!!!!


ok, back to the kitchen to finish dinner.

yes, dea--

oh wait...

[crippledalbino]

<-----got the prize. Tom Petty in Concert!!! w00t!!

[krisko]

You've got a lot of nerve, surviving skin cancer like that.
fuck you and your blog
A pic of the goings on in my neck of the woods yesterday

nevermind, pic doesn't work.
pics never work for you dummy :action-sm

Clowny Earl

http://www.allaboardtoys.com/assets/product_imagesm/JPI-Balloons.jpg
:haha7:

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/bears/panda.jpg

let's not go over board here, i think it's ok to say hi to females ;p

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooo Lewis Black..that should be a good one...

[Friday]

I did not know this Jew rule

the tradition is NOT to have a shower pre-baby.

but it is no longer considered taboo.

most jewish families opt not to open the shower gifts and set them up before the woman is removed from the home for childbirth. I know that Casey is following this tradition.

[mikek]

Fez sounds good today.

[Jerry1]

A religon where you don't have to do weddings or funerals? Where do I sign up Ron?

[Dre]

Too easy man...

I'll tell you what wasn't easy, finding a picture of a monkey with balloons on GoogleImages, in order to form a clever response to Sam_Adams' question.

:icon_mrgr

[VilleDick]

let's not go over board here, i think it's ok to say hi to females ;p

Never! ::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

[Chester'sLiver]

they never attached the cable to Owen Hart though..He just jumped...

[crippledalbino]

Further proof that they pre-recorded it yesterday, since today they get all the last week/weekend news...

[mikek]

let's not go over board here, i think it's ok to say hi to females


girls have cooties

[crippledalbino]

the tradition is NOT to have a shower pre-baby.

but it is no longer considered taboo.

most jewish families opt not to open the shower gifts and set them up before the woman is removed from the home for childbirth. I know that Casey is following this tradition.
But people should definitely shower after baby, or you might start to stink.

I'm just saying.

[Goober]

the tradition is NOT to have a shower pre-baby.

but it is no longer considered taboo.

most jewish families opt not to open the shower gifts and set them up before the woman is removed from the home for childbirth. I know that Casey is following this tradition.

Thanks. I am a shitty jew, but I promise that I will be a worse parent.

[Sam_Adams]

let's not go over board here, i think it's ok to say hi to females ;p

:icon_neut Maybe I don't understand the panda bear thing. I just thought it was a little gif you would post. :( I don't know.

[dolemyte]

Fezzie should do a Nature Boy bit in honor of the retirement

[Chester'sLiver]

god this chicks voice is awful..

[VilleDick]

Further proof that they pre-recorded it yesterday, since today they get all the last week/weekend news...

No because they're talking about Raw last night :action-sm

[krisko]

Thanks. I am a shitty jew, but I promise that I will be a worse parent.

:haha7::haha7:

[Dre]

Although not on par with the other Wes Anderson films, Darjeeling was a really good and well made film.

[crippledalbino]

No because they're talking about Raw last night :action-sm

No no no, that YESTERDAY's show was pre-recorded. It's live right now, of course.
Psh.
You wanna start a fight too, Ville? I'll take EVERYONE down!!

[Tippy Toms Toes]

That's pretty funny, dude.

pics never work for you dummy :action-sm

You guys would've loved it, it was a black guy gettin dragged away by the SWAT Team.

[Dr. Hoffman]

oooooooooo Lewis Black..that should be a good one...

If Lewis doesn't up and cancel on them.

[VilleDick]

No no no, that YESTERDAY's show was pre-recorded. It's live right now, of course.
Psh.
You wanna start a fight too, Ville? I'll take EVERYONE down!!

:fight6::fight6::fight6: :hamm::hamm::hamm:

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

You guys would've loved it, it was a black guy gettin dragged away by the SWAT Team.

Oh yeah, it's true, nothing funnier than a hate crime.

[Friday]

If Lewis doesn't up and cancel on them.

qft

but i sent in my request anyway....

[MilkmanDan]

Fezzie should do a Nature Boy bit in honor of the retirement

I figured they'd just come right out with the Nature Boy, but now that the discussion is over... bah

[crippledalbino]

:action-sm

:mad4::icon_evil:arrrh:::hammer:"orang:
:cussing:mad5::icon_twis:deadhorse

I hope you've learned your lesson, Ville.

[VilleDick]

:mad4::icon_evil:arrrh:::hammer:"orang:
:cussing:mad5::icon_twis:deadhorse

I hope you've learned your lesson, Ville.

:icon_redf

[krisko]

ok guys, i'm going to class, i'll be back later if i don't have a stroke

[Chester'sLiver]

ok guys, i'm going to class, i'll be back later if i don't have a stroke
bye miss...

[crippledalbino]

:icon_redf

Fuckin' A right!!!


Awwww... I was only jokin', Mr. Dick! You know I love ya!

Now get your finger out of my ass.

[Sam_Adams]

ok guys, i'm going to class, i'll be back later if i don't have a stroke

Fingers crossed :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Psh.
You wanna start a fight too, Ville? I'll go down on EVERYONE !!

Don't make you a bad person

[silentbob8201]

I dont know Ghostbusters is fucking right up there with Caddyshack.

[Friday]

Don't make you a bad person

i think it does.

you going to Lewis Black, sir?

[crippledalbino]

Don't make you a bad person

It's the only way I know how to solve problems, Arch.
Someone comes at me, I come at them hard, and if that doesn't work, I let them uvula-fuck me and gargle it back up at 'em when I kiss them. That usually learns 'em their lesson.

[crippledalbino]

Boy, throat yogurt jokes really shut this thread up, don't they?

[stillbornstew]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! dinner is done. what have i missed?

[Sam_Adams]

Sheepy is just retarded...:icon_roll

[Friday]

It's the only way I know how to solve problems, Arch.
Someone comes at me, I come at them hard, and if that doesn't work, I let them uvula-fuck me and gargle it back up at 'em when I kiss them. That usually learns 'em their lesson.

wow.

i should pick more fights with cripply, maybe.

hot.

[Arch Stanton]

i think it does.

you going to Lewis Black, sir?

Been burned the last two. Did you ask to go?

[Friday]

Sheepy is just retarded...:icon_roll

shut up.
he is my hero.

[Dr. Hoffman]

:icon_redf

Philadelphia sucks. Unless your name is knuckleup.

[Friday]

Been burned the last two. Did you ask to go?

i did. still in the land of unemployment so i figured i may as well.

[crippledalbino]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! dinner is done. what have i missed?

Welcome back.
I kicked VilleDick's ass in a major internet messageboard fight and then admitted to a lot of cock-sucking.
How was dinner?

[Arch Stanton]

Boy, throat yogurt jokes really shut this thread up, don't they?

Guys find it hard to type with one hand. Give 'em a few minutes

[VilleDick]

Philadelphia sucks. Unless your name is knuckleup.

:piss2 [YOU] :piss

[crippledalbino]

wow.

i should pick more fights with cripply, maybe.

hot.

Oh, don't you start with me too!!!

(I never know how quickly I should drop to my knees on these....)

[stillbornstew]

wow.

i should pick more fights with cripply, maybe.

hot.
:icon_eek: :D
mexicans will eat anything. :action-sm

wait, what?

[Dr. Hoffman]

:piss2 Krisko and ChestersLiver :piss

Edited for their lack of liking Pearl Jam. :action-sm

[njpete]

Sheepy is just retarded...:icon_roll

I don't think he's retarded - I just wish they'd mute his mic so we didn't have to listen that little kid laugh the rest of the day.

[stillbornstew]

Welcome back.
I kicked VilleDick's ass in a major internet messageboard fight and then admitted to a lot of cock-sucking.
How was dinner?
steaky and spinach with feta cheeze and gar-leek buttery saws good.

[crippledalbino]

Guys find it hard to type with one hand. Give 'em a few minutes

ARCH

[Sam_Adams]

i did. still in the land of unemployment so i figured i may as well.

Why are you unemployed? I thought you were doing accounting.

[Sam_Adams]

Where Is Fez?

[VilleDick]

Edited for their lack of liking Pearl Jam. :action-sm

I like that edit and will let it stand :action-sm :clap:

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek: :D
mexicans will eat anything. :action-sm

wait, what?
Oh, stop, you're just jealous because you can't find a single Spaniard who wants little blanched cocktail weenies.

[crippledalbino]

Where Is Fez?

New York.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Philadelphia sucks. Unless your name is knuckleup.

:D

thanks, dr. :p

[Sam_Adams]

New York.

...you know what I mean. It's turned into the Ron, Dave & Sheepy Show.

[Arch Stanton]

Where Is Fez?

Hey. I'm here
Rude and Rude

[Friday]

Why are you unemployed? I thought you were doing accounting.

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll

[MilkmanDan]

Hey Dave let Fez talk for a second there.

[stillbornstew]

Oh, stop, you're just jealous because you can't find a single Spaniard who wants little blanched cocktail weenies.
fixed for troof

[mikek]

Non-sequitur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlNdS-Ru2A

[crippledalbino]

...you know what I mean. It's turned into the Ron, Dave & Sheepy Show.
Oh, and here I thought I was just trying to be helpful.
more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll

ZING!

[Sam_Adams]

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll

...what the fuck

You put on a play a few weeks ago but I thought you were working in billing of some business.

SORRY that I don't read everything on the boards... :icon_roll

[Goober]

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll

All that is important is the gulping sound! :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Welcome back.
I kicked VilleDick's ass in a major internet messageboard fight and then admitted to a lot of cock-sucking.
How was dinner?

Don't feel to special about yourself. EVERYBODY has kicked Ville's ass around here.

[dolemyte]

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll


Females have vocal cords?

[crippledalbino]

Don't feel to special about yourself. EVERYBODY has kicked Ville's ass around here.

Oh, is that true?
Shit.
I was wondering why he called himself "GlassJoeVille" during our fight.

[crippledalbino]

Females have vocal cords?

Yeah, it's that thing you aim your cockhead towards.

(Someone had to say it.)

[Arch Stanton]

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.

ugh. :icon_roll

There is some hotness in this post.

[mikek]

more proof that you listen to Nothing that comes from the mouth of a female.


except semen.
http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/cumswapsluts.com/001/Cumswappingsluts3_x3.jpg

[crippledalbino]

What about James Bond? That's an excellent example of a whole series of great literature being adapted to wonderfully written film.

[VilleDick]

Don't feel to special about yourself. EVERYBODY has kicked Ville's ass around here.

And again

:piss2 Homan :piss

[Arch Stanton]

All that is important is the gulping sound! :action-sm

see, Goob gets it

[Goober]

except semen.
http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/cumswapsluts.com/001/Cumswappingsluts3_x3.jpg

MLK's sexy dream. Nice!!!!:action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

except semen.
http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/cumswapsluts.com/001/Cumswappingsluts3_x3.jpg

HOT

[Arch Stanton]

except semen.
http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/cumswapsluts.com/001/Cumswappingsluts3_x3.jpg

You rock.

[crippledalbino]

Wow.
This guy makes my goofer call sound like comedy gold.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Is adaptation the one with Nick Cage and Merriyl Streep with the really rare flower?

[Sam_Adams]

OK. I'm going to punch out. I don't give a fuck about hearing the Dave McDonald and Sheepy Show.

Have fun guys.

[crippledalbino]

Is adaptation the one with Nick Cage and Merriyl Streep with the really rare flower?

No, I think that's 'GhostRider Begins.'

[stillbornstew]

cunt the movie guy. :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

OK. I'm going to punch out. I don't give a fuck about hearing the Dave McDonald and Sheepy Show.

Have fun guys.
Always.

[crippledalbino]

Earl just admitted to wanting to shoot Lily!!!
Speculation!!

[crippledalbino]

Does the definitive New York picture involve him taking her purse?\

Remobo triple comboooooo?

[Arch Stanton]

New York Pic.

A bumb wackin' his bag in a doorway to a building.

[Arch Stanton]

AlbinoDoes the definitive New York picture involve him taking her purse?\

Remobo triple comboooooo?

[crippledalbino]

New York Pic.

A bumb wackin' his bag in a doorway to a building.

Looks like it's just you and I with our fingers on the pulse of Earl's photography, Arch. Everyone has abandoned us.

[Arch Stanton]

Looks like it's just you and I with our fingers on the pulse of Earl's photography, Arch. Everyone has abandoned us.

Stange times

[MilkmanDan]

New York Pic.

A bumb wackin' his bag in a doorway to a building.

Think that was the beginning of a "Always sunny in Philadelphia" episode.

[Tippy Toms Toes]

did Ron say what time Lewis Black was gonne be on, or can we assume he's blowin them off?

[Friday]

sounds like Ryan Phillipe is suffering from Post-Reese syndrome.
needing to prove that he can be more than just her stepford husband.

[crippledalbino]

Think that was the beginning of a "Always sunny in Philadelphia" episode.

And here I thought it was an episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine."
That certainly constitutes a new adventure, that's for fuckin' sure.

[Friday]

did Ron say what time Lewis Black was gonne be on, or can we assume he's blowin them off?

he isn't going to be On.
he is going to be Unmasked this coming Monday in NY.

[crippledalbino]

did Ron say what time Lewis Black was gonne be on, or can we assume he's blowin them off?

Oh, Triple-T.
Go to Meatspin to punish yourself.
He announced when they were going to UNMASK Lewis Black, not have him as an in studio guest. We don't know when THAT program will air.

[crippledalbino]

Earl captures New York:
http://www.humanities.uci.edu/americanstudies/kingkong.jpg

[Goober]

Guess which wackbagger is shown cackling like a retard in the Unmasked Bob Saget video podcast?

[mikek]

he isn't going to be On.
he is going to be Unmasked this coming Monday in NY.

<--- wishes they'd paltalk those.
<--- likes raw footage

[Dr. Hoffman]

did Ron say what time Lewis Black was gonne be on, or can we assume he's blowin them off?

Lewis Black is the next Unmasked interview. I don't believe he is coming on the show.

[crippledalbino]

Guess which wackbagger is shown cackling like a retard in the Unmasked Bob Saget video podcast?

UniversalreCROWbo?

[Mobo]

Wah Wah Boredom!

[Friday]

<--- likes raw footage

hot.

[crippledalbino]

Lewis Black is the next Unmasked interview. I don't believe he is coming on the show.

Just pat him on the head and smile at him occasionally. At this point he should get a trophy for every day he makes it into a listening thread without shitting himself.

[Mobo]

UniversalreCROWbo?

<sigh>

[mikek]

bush getting boo-ed
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=479927
(not meatspin)

as much as a tool he is, it was a good throw.

[crippledalbino]

<sigh>

Oh, hi. You weren't supposed to see that.

[Dr. Hoffman]

bush getting boo-ed
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=479927
(not meatspin)

as much as a tool he is, it was a good throw.

I will give it to him that his pitch was pretty decent.

[VilleDick]

I will give it to him that his pitch was pretty decent.

That's cause he's the man

[crippledalbino]

That's cause he's the man

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/k/G/7/themanposter.jpg

[Tippy Toms Toes]

he isn't going to be On.
he is going to be Unmasked this coming Monday in NY.

Oh, Triple-T.
Go to Meatspin to punish yourself.
He announced when they were going to UNMASK Lewis Black, not have him as an in studio guest. We don't know when THAT program will air.

Ohhhhhhh. My bad

[stillbornstew]

punching out kids. have to get up early tomorrow and i want to play some lost odyssey. hasts manana.

[crippledalbino]

Ohhhhhhh. My bad

It's okay.
We can't wait for the day when you stop being a Maxwell spy and actually start listening to the XM radio that you allegedly have next to you all day.

[Chester'sLiver]

today is going very slow....

[crippledalbino]

punching out kids. have to get up early tomorrow and i want to play some lost odyssey. hasts manana.

Host a Banana to you to, sir.

[Friday]

punching out kids. have to get up early tomorrow and i want to play some lost odyssey. hasts manana.

byeee stewwwieeee

Lost Odyssey? what is this....

btw I am all caught up on LOST. ready for the next episode on the 24th!

[crippledalbino]

today is going very slow....

You aren't kidding.
We should post some hilarious LOLcat pictures and really get things a'bumpin'.

[Murray]

byeee stewwwieeee

Lost Odyssey? what is this....




360 game

[Dr. Wrinkletard]

http://www.forepac.com/files/blog/hoffcanhas2.jpgYou aren't kidding.
We should post some hilarious LOLcat pictures and really get things a'bumpin'.

[Tippy Toms Toes]

It's okay.
We can't wait for the day when you stop being a Maxwell spy and actually start listening to the XM radio that you allegedly have next to you all day.

yeah right

[Dr. Hoffman]

It's okay.
We can't wait for the day when you stop being a Maxwell spy and actually start listening to the XM radio that you allegedly have next to you all day.

God I hate Maxwell spys.

[Mobo]

any suggestions for calming techniques. I have a co-worker that's just beeeggggging for a face biting.....and my molars are itchy....

[crippledalbino]

http://www.forepac.com/files/blog/hoffcanhas2.jpg
Ray Charles?
yeah right
I'm just saying. It'll be great.
God I hate Maxwell spys.

Hate those fuckers.

[Dr. Wrinkletard]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u235/ymb1/hoffcanhas2.jpgYou aren't kidding.
We should post some hilarious LOLcat pictures and really get things a'bumpin'.

[crippledalbino]

any suggestions for calming techniques. I have a co-worker that's just beeeggggging for a face biting.....and my molars are itchy....

Usually the best way to keep calm during the day, in my personal estimation, is to bite someone's face. Try that.

[Goober]

any suggestions for calming techniques. I have a co-worker that's just beeeggggging for a face biting.....and my molars are itchy....

throat or cunt punch

[Chester'sLiver]

a fantastic 360 game

fixed.....

[crippledalbino]

Okay, terrific.
What the hell happened, are we in best-of today? How come the listening thread is so dead?

[Friday]

the show is a little draggy today.
just my $.02

[crippledalbino]

Special welcome to Arch Stanton, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, cowgirlfromhell, dolemyte, Dr. Hoffman, Friday, Goober, KNUCKLEUP, MilkmanDan, Murray, silentbob8201, stillbornstew, Tippy Toms Toes, universalremobo, VilleDick who should ALLL be jumping in here with some hilarity to keep the day going!

[Mobo]

Usually the best way to keep calm during the day, in my personal estimation, is to bite someone's face. Try that.

throat or cunt punch

Both good suggestions, but I've found in troubling times only friends and their diseased cock pictures can truly help.......have at 'em.

http://www.myspace.com/artistic_heart

this guy is an ultra douche (like you won't be able to tell within seconds of clicking the link)......I know most of you are bored.....do your worst....

[crippledalbino]

the show is a little draggy today.
just my $.02

You waiting for change on that?

[Friday]

the other thread is slow too. just sayin.

[Goober]

the show is a little draggy today.
just my $.02

It's my fault. I had a bad thread starting.

Special welcome to Arch Stanton, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, cowgirlfromhell, dolemyte, Dr. Hoffman, Friday, Goober, KNUCKLEUP, MilkmanDan, Murray, silentbob8201, stillbornstew, Tippy Toms Toes, universalremobo, VilleDick who should ALLL be jumping in here with some hilarity to keep the day going!

How did you do that?

[crippledalbino]

Both good suggestions, but I've found in troubling times only friends and their diseased cock pictures can truly help.......have at 'em.

http://www.myspace.com/artistic_heart

this guy is an ultra douche (like you won't be able to tell within seconds of clicking the link)......I know most of you are bored.....do your worst....

Heh.
Nice one.
I wish my job allowed for 'social networking sites'.
But smooth for getting that there, Mobester.

[MilkmanDan]

Not much to say when the conversation is some unknown dog jumping around on someone.

[crippledalbino]

How did you do that?

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill [you].
Just all part of the magic of the internet, sir. I'm sorry that my version of wackbag is so much cooler than yours.

[crippledalbino]

Not much to say when the conversation is some unknown dog jumping around on someone.

And when was the last time that we actually kept to the conversation that was actually happening *ON* the show?
For Board Ambassador, you're certainly a little Naive, Mr. Dan.

[Mobo]

Heh.
Nice one.
I wish my job allowed for 'social networking sites'.
But smooth for getting that there, Mobester.

oh yeah.....serious posts only, please....I think that's what you say at times like this....

[Goober]

Both good suggestions, but I've found in troubling times only friends and their diseased cock pictures can truly help.......have at 'em.

http://www.myspace.com/artistic_heart

this guy is an ultra douche (like you won't be able to tell within seconds of clicking the link)......I know most of you are bored.....do your worst....

Todd the douche
"A nightingale in a golden cage, that's me locked inside reality's maze."


I hope he get's cancer

[KNUCKLEUP]

horse talk with ron and fez:

:deadhorse

[cowgirlfromhell]

This whole day is too fukin slow!

[Mobo]

And when was the last time that we actually kept to the conversation that was actually happening *ON* the show?
For Board Ambassador, you're certainly a little Naive, Mr. Dan.

you're quite the li'l instigator today, huh?

[crippledalbino]

oh yeah.....serious posts only, please....I think that's what you say at times like this....
Oh, absolutely.
I'll get him in a few hours.
every bit with Opie and Anthony:

:deadhorse

Wrong thread, Miss.

[crippledalbino]

you're quite the li'l instigator today, huh?

I don't know what you're referring to, sir.
I've been nothing but kind and gentle and sweet and adorable and personable and... uh... did I already say genuine? That too.

[Friday]

oooh it's Cripply's boyfriend!

[crippledalbino]

A Big AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Doin' the Safety Dance, a Big AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Sorry.

[Goober]

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill [you].
Just all part of the magic of the internet, sir. I'm sorry that my version of wackbag is so much cooler than yours.

Goober (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=19709), Arch Stanton (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=6485), Blue Heeler (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=44740), Chester'sLiver (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=8534), cowgirlfromhell (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=46944), crippledalbino (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=32392), Dr. Hoffman (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=33670), Friday (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=38970), KNUCKLEUP (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=44110), MilkmanDan (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=2594), Murray (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=33653), silentbob8201 (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=15632), stillbornstew (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=17136), Tippy Toms Toes (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=45921), universalremobo (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=18422), VilleDick (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=30630)

[crippledalbino]

oooh it's Cripply's boyfriend!

Please, miss, don't be silly.



i think it was just a one night thing, he doesn't return my phone calls anymore.:(

[crippledalbino]

Goober (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=19709), Arch Stanton (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=6485), Blue Heeler (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=44740), Chester'sLiver (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=8534), cowgirlfromhell (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=46944), crippledalbino (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=32392), Dr. Hoffman (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=33670), Friday (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=38970), KNUCKLEUP (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=44110), MilkmanDan (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=2594), Murray (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=33653), silentbob8201 (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=15632), stillbornstew (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=17136), Tippy Toms Toes (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=45921), universalremobo (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=18422), VilleDick (http://www.whackbag.com/member.php?u=30630)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Worst. Meatspinner. Ever.

[Arch Stanton]

Would be nice if Earl potted up Bag A's phone call. Could hardly hear him.

[Goober]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=24382&rendTypeId=4

[Arch Stanton]

OK, Rule is in force

[Mobo]

866-ron-0-fez
866-ron-0-fez

Edit: dang.....caught by Officer Arch....

[MilkmanDan]

If they want him to stay, they think he's going to hurt hisself, or would just do intensive outpatient.

[crippledalbino]

OK, Rule is in force

866-ron-0-fez
866-ron-0-fez

Edit: dang.....caught by Officer Arch....

That Arch is really a nazi, isn't he? Jesus. And I just want another Tom Petty DVD.

[mikek]

Good job, Dave...

[Friday]

i hope fezzie goes to four winds.
shit... i was very close to checking in awhile back.
it can't hurt. it can only help.

[Mobo]

If you wear sweats, it just means you've given up on SANITY!

[Mobo]

Fezzie McCool.......rules.

[Friday]

If you wear sweats, it just means you've given up on SANITY!

<~~~ is wearing sweats right now. :mad4:

[Mobo]

Old Man Dave Bernstein......rules

[Mobo]

<~~~ is wearing sweats right now. :mad4:

what's Harry Elvis wearing? No one knows......

[Goober]

Friday! Nice

[Goober]

what's Harry Elvis wearing? No one knows......

I love the producer who only jokes about pants!

[Goober]

Congrats ESD!

Nevermind.

[Friday]

awwww no soup for Davey!

:(

[Mobo]

I wish Gordon Ramsay had won....

[Mobo]

this guy doesn't like Turbo Tax......

[MilkmanDan]

This guys almost as good as a certain listening thread member !
ROFFELS Turbotax is Tax deductible... ucck

[Chester'sLiver]

this guy doesn't like Turbo Tax......

he really likes it?"whaa"

[Dr. Hoffman]

he really likes it?"whaa"

he LOVES it?

[MilkmanDan]

Get the shit out of your mouth Matty

[Mobo]

this guy doesn't like Turbo Tax......

he really likes it?"whaa"

he LOVES it?

Bump....fumble.....SPIKE!

that's allright...that's allright...we still got 'em....we just need to stay focused..

[Friday]

Bump....fumble.....SPIKE!

that's allright...that's allright...we still got 'em....we just need to stay focused..

i am in this thread with a bunch of tools

except gooby. i like him cause he's jewish.

[crippledalbino]

This guys almost as good as a certain listening thread member !
ROFFELS Turbotax is Tax deductible... ucck

I'm not talking Impressionist Art anymore.

[Mobo]

i am in this thread with a bunch of tools

except gooby. i like him cause he's jewish.

You're only funny when you're hyp-mo-tized.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

i am in this thread with a bunch of tools

except gooby. i like him cause he's jewish.

And by 'tools' you mean 'folks who are totally useful for getting certain functions done', yes?

[crippledalbino]

You're only funny when you're hyp-mobo-tized.:action-sm

Fixed, for getting the back of the Ass End of this Comedy Marmot!

[Friday]

And by 'tools' you mean 'folks who are totally useful for getting certain functions done', yes?

no. :action-sm

[nolajersey]

that's not true. i get migraines from smells all the time. i do not get used to the smells that cause them.

[Goober]

i am in this thread with a bunch of tools

except gooby. i like him cause he's jewish.

Well thanks. At least I have something going for me.

[crippledalbino]

no. :action-sm

Mmmm.
I remember when you used to be nice and sweet and kind and gentle and... Oh, I already did that bit. Nevermind.

[crippledalbino]

Well thanks. At least I have something going for me.

An oncoming truck? "whaa"

[Friday]

Mmmm.
I remember when you used to be nice and sweet and kind and gentle and... Oh, I already did that bit. Nevermind.

and apparently i wear too much 'Angel'. but that's just according to Dave.
so it must not count on this board.

[Chester'sLiver]

i am in this thread with a bunch of tools

except gooby. i like him cause he's jewish.

That was hurtful miss...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well thanks. At least I have something going for me.

You do?

[Goober]

An oncoming truck? "whaa"

I would have said the lift of the DC handgun ban.

See...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Ernest_Hemingway_1950.jpg

or

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Dddr66.jpg

[crippledalbino]

and apparently i wear too much 'Angel'. but that's just according to Dave.
so it must not count on this board.
You should switch over to 'Buffy,' I understand he prefers that.
That was hurtful miss...


HAHA! CL's a tool!
Boy I love just dragging every motherfucker down with me into toolville.

[Friday]

That was hurtful miss...

sorry.
the thread was beyond boring.
and being mean is the WB way.

thanks for my thread, btw .... it's a first! ;)

[crippledalbino]

I would have said the lift of the handgun ban.


Thanks for writing my punchlines for me, man. Maybe that way I'll finally get a laugh or two.

[Chester'sLiver]

sorry.
the thread was beyond boring.
and being mean is the WB way.

thanks for my thread, btw .... it's a first! ;)
:icon_mrgr
you deserved it hun..



and yes this thread is boring and the day is just draaaaaaaaaaaaaging...

[crippledalbino]

sorry.
the thread was beyond boring.
and being mean is the WB way.

thanks for my thread, btw .... it's a first! ;)

I disapprove of having my manhood and brains insulted for the sake of a little bit of humor. Should we just have a loving hug-fest like the dot-netters?

[MilkmanDan]

and apparently i wear too much 'Angel'. but that's just according to Dave.
so it must not count on this board.

No it sure must not, that is the way. Other boards will embrace that comment because they love Dave.

...... Is that the understanding?

[Goober]

Thanks for writing my punchlines for me, man. Maybe that way I'll finally get a laugh or two.

No one can insult me better then myself. :icon_neut

[Radioguy]

Maxalt sucks. (for me anyhow)

[Friday]

No it sure must not, that is the way. Other boards will embrace that comment because they love Dave.

...... Is that the understanding?

actually no.
my buddays at .net get mad when davey is disrespectful.

so you sir, are incorrect :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Maxalt sucks. (for me anyhow)

Okay, we get it, you aren't the spy.

[Goober]

Susan Zapper is a cunt.

[Mobo]

No one can insult me better then myself. :icon_neut

It's fun to try, though....stupid-head.

[Goober]

It's fun to try, though....stupid-head.

I would have said "half-a-heeb poopyhead" :action-sm

[Mobo]

I would have said "half-a-heeb poopyhead" :action-sm

ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhhhh......say, you are good.

[Goober]

ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhhhh......say, you are good.

Yeah, I know... I was just telling Standby the same thing. :icon_eek:

[Dre]

Anyone else see what Dennis and Callahan did as a message and "retaliation" on their homepage on their site, to the attacks that have been going on since O&A told the Pests to attack them?

http://weei.com/pages/255818.php? (www.sourpatch.org)

[Wilmington WOW]

something D - O - O economics


ooooo joy division yesterday
new order today

[KNUCKLEUP]

<~~~ is wearing sweats right now. :mad4:
that's not true. i get migraines from smells all the time. i do not get used to the smells that cause them.

x2

[Mobo]

Anyone else see what Dennis and Callahan did as a message and "retaliation" on their homepage on their site, to the attacks that have been going on since O&A told the Pests to attack them?

http://weei.com/pages/255818.php? (www.sourpatch.org)

no, I didn't see it...what did they do?


ama-tour......

[Wilmington WOW]

x2

sweats? are you and Friday going to a strip club?



lglglg lglglglglgl......

[Goober]

Ronnie used to throw up in those days too, but that was called a OD

[Dr. Hoffman]

Yeah, I know... I was just telling Standby the same thing. :icon_eek:

Who's bottom...you or him?

[mikek]

non-sequitur:

http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-11/TakeOnMe.jpg

[Dre]

no, I didn't see it...what did they do?


ama-tour......

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee268/talking_mime/shut_up.jpg


;)

[Chester'sLiver]

whats going on during tomorrow's show? Why the paltalk? Or is it because Frenchy complained or something so they are just doing for her...

[KNUCKLEUP]

No one can insult me better then myself. :icon_neut

but we can sure try.
Susan Zapper is a cunt.

the maxiderm commercial makes me want to kill.

[Blue Heeler]

Someone needs to fucking duct tape Sheepie's mouth, I hate his fucking laugh!

[Mobo]

non-sequitur:

http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-11/TakeOnMe.jpg

I like it....not like anything better is going on.....

[Friday]

whats going on during tomorrow's show? Why the paltalk? Or is it because Frenchy complained or something so they are just doing for her...

I believe Earl and Dave will be boxing with some semi-pro chick boxers.


and who knows about Paltalk drama. that is one place i try to fly WAYYY under the radar. :icon_roll

[Chester'sLiver]

HAHAHA ESD bashing Z-man is fantastic..

[KNUCKLEUP]

esd z-man plugs > fezzie z-man plugs.

[Wilmington WOW]

that giggle dork is giving me a headache

[Wilmington WOW]

non-sequitur:

http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-11/TakeOnMe.jpg

rick delgado?

[Chester'sLiver]

Sheepy is a very nice guy..I have no problem with the Sheepster..

[Mobo]

OK.....that was pretty fuckin' funny...if Dave is one thing, it's loyal.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I like it....not like anything better is going on.....

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/JustSayMobo.jpg

[mikek]

that giggle dork is giving me a headache

x2. Fucking can't stand that tool.


http://weei.com/pages/255818.php? (http://www.sourpatch.org)

ok, that was officially funny. dick.

[Blue Heeler]

that giggle dork is giving me a headache

X2...that little bastard laughs worse than a hyena

[Dre]

HAHAHA ESD bashing Z-man is fantastic..

That was the best plug of the 21'st century, aside from:

"TELLLLLLLL EMMMMMMMMM ABOUTTTTTTTT THE DISCOUNNNNNTTT HARRRY!"

[Friday]

Sheepy is a very nice guy..I have no problem with the Sheepster..

that's cause you are a nice boy

<3 sheepeee

[Mobo]

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/JustSayMobo.jpg

hello ma'am.....

[Dr. Hoffman]

I miss MLC calling in and Ronny screaming "you're dead to me!!!"

[Dre]

ok, that was officially funny. dick.

That site is officially the worst one yet.

[Blue Heeler]

Sheepy is a very nice guy..I have no problem with the Sheepster...as long as he doesn't giggle like a fuckwad

p.s. 360 sucks

fixed for ya budday! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

fixed for ya budday! :action-sm

I would never say those things...

[Wilmington WOW]

its like ronnie got stuck at the dork AV lunch table in high school.

While he looks over to the cool guy table where O&A sit

[Blue Heeler]

I would never say those things...

You didn't, you TYPED it! (oh that ol' gag!)

[Friday]

i like the radio shark. he is a kook.

[Wilmington WOW]

lol claymont stinks

[Goober]

that's cause you are a nice boy


Nice boy, nice family?

[TheTruth]

Flea can't hold his liquor? I'm shocked

[Chester'sLiver]

Flea can't hold his liquor? I'm shocked

He can't hold it becuase they don't let him in the bar to get to it...

[Wilmington WOW]

got to say that claymont has some tough guys, they can hold their liquor

we were scared of those white people

[crippledalbino]

And this would be where Satellite of Love comes in, even though I haven't been around for the last half hour.

We didn't notice, Crip!
Oh, the hilarity!

[Blue Heeler]

Thank you caller...it's a shame he's not taking the fucking hint...STOP GIGGLING!!!1111123

[njpete]

God, that laugh of Sheepy's is like fuckin' nails on a chalkboard.

[mikek]

this is what sheepy deserves. every minute of every day.



<3 sheepeee

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/7e/250px-Leg_stomp.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Awwww buddays...:icon_cry:

[mikek]

Flea can't hold his liquor? I'm shocked

whereas i'm MADE of liquor.

http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/The_Hulk.jpg

[Dre]

Man Man could be the best comic book idea, EVER!

[Chester'sLiver]

I think Friday ruined the surprise already..:D

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys have a nice day...C-YA!

[Friday]

I think Friday ruined the surprise already..:D

I did! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

seeyah buddays!

[Goober]

cYa

[njpete]

And that's the end of Sheepy's laugh, donk!

[KNUCKLEUP]

donk.

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Alright kids, off to the other thread.

[Dre]

DONK, buddays, I think I'll join everybody over in the ol' replay thread for a while today.

C-YA!

[DonTheTrucker]

Thank you caller...it's a shame he's not taking the fucking hint...STOP GIGGLING!!!1111123

Yeah, it's almost as annoying as hearing unfunny IF's read every day.

I used to give Sheepy shit, but he really is a good fella. A little odd and childish, but a good fella nonetheless.