Ron and Fez Listening thread 4/3/2008 - Don't Let Dave touch the controls...

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2268/davekb1.jpg

R&F..NOON TO THREE

I...I just don't know what to say. I'm as disgusted & speechless as Patrice was

[stillbornstew]

how can you NOT be

[Arch Stanton]

Well, my Brother has a good point. When I described what Dave just did, eat his own shit, he said that I should not be friends with anyone who does that.

[Mobo]

I'm hard....I MEAN...I'm having a hard time listening to....aw fuck it....I'm hard.

[crippledalbino]

Well, my Brother has a good point. When I described what Dave just did, eat his own shit, he said that I should not be friends with anyone who does that.

I give you credit for even admitting it. When someone asks me what happened on O&A today, I'm going to say 'oh, nothin', just a few comedians in studio'.

[crippledalbino]

I'm hard....I MEAN...I'm having a hard time listening to....aw fuck it....I'm hard.

Maybe go check out some naked chicks on the internet so that you can function and get back to the 'ol flaccidremobo that we love so much.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Great...my thread gets started first and everybody comes to this one.

[Chester'sLiver]

why bring the pic over to this side...Why?

[stillbornstew]

I'm hard....I MEAN...I'm having a hard time listening to....aw fuck it....I'm hard.
it'd only be gay if you were wearing your luchador mask, jerking off, AND listening

[Danesy]

I know what you are all thinkin' .... "2 days in a row?!?!?" Yes, I am here to torture you again ....

[stillbornstew]

Great...my thread gets started first and everybody comes to this one.
because no one likes you.

[crippledalbino]

Great...my thread gets started first and everybody comes to this one.
You clearly just lost the popularity contest, Hoff.
Condolences.
it'd only be gay if you were wearing your luchador mask, jerking off, AND listening

POST!

[crippledalbino]

I know what you are all thinkin' .... "2 days in a row?!?!?" Yes, I am here to torture you again ....

That's why we all call you the 'ol Iron Maiden behind your back, eh?

[stillbornstew]

I know what you are all thinkin' .... "2 days in a row?!?!?" Yes, I am here to torture you again ....
DANSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;)

NOW it's a decent thread.

[Mobo]

I give you credit for even admitting it. When someone asks me what happened on O&A today, I'm going to say 'oh, nothin', just a few comedians in studio'.

'Someone', Crip?.....you just tell ole Maxwell to listen to the show for himself....and oh yeah, FUCK YOU, YOU TRAITOR!

[MrUgly]

And Casey is still with him? I really don't think they'll ever get divorced, which is good. She just doesn't seem to be shamed by him.

[Deadbent]

Still lysoling my ear drums and eyeballs after that.
It's just music to your ears hearing Dave shriek. Isn't it?

[Danesy]

That's why we all call you the 'ol Iron Maiden behind your back, eh?

That's actually not as bad as I was thinkin' .... I thought you all called me worse .... :rolleyes:

DANSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;)

NOW it's a decent thread.

Awwwww :icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf

You sir, are sweet .....

[Dr. Hoffman]

Two days in a row of Dansey. Nice!

[Mobo]

it'd only be gay if you were wearing your luchador mask, jerking off, AND listening

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/112228354_fe5ab0d904.jpg?v=0

[stillbornstew]

Awwwww :icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf

You sir, are sweet .....
:D :p i have my moments
Still lysoling my ear drums and eyeballs after that.
It's just music to your ears hearing Dave shriek. Isn't it?
i have a good, from the belly guffaw whenever he screams.


hate him on RnF, kind of like him on OaA.

[Arch Stanton]

I...I just don't know what to say. I'm as disgusted & speechless as Patrice was

Paul Giamatti was in studio today?

edit...see Dave screen cap pic above

[crippledalbino]

'Someone', Crip?.....you just tell ole Maxwell to listen to the show for himself....and oh yeah, FUCK YOU, YOU TRAITOR!
I know.
My uncle's sex-change blog sucks. :(
That's actually not as bad as I was thinkin' .... I thought you all called me worse .... :rolleyes:

Oh, THAT?

Mmmm.
Didn't realize you knew that we called you THAT.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

why bring the pic over to this side...Why?because...I felt like spiting all of us :D

[stillbornstew]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/112228354_fe5ab0d904.jpg?v=0
diagnosis: terminal queer.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/112228354_fe5ab0d904.jpg?v=0

Who is the guy on the right that Standby is making out with?

[VilleDick]

2 months til Earl and Fez have gay Paltalk sex

[stillbornstew]

Paul Giamatti was in studio today?

edit...see Dave screen cap pic above
*sigh* it's louis CK mister stanton :icon_roll

[Arch Stanton]

Who is the guy on the right that Homanpsu13,Homan,Kevin Hoffman,Dr.Hoffman is making out with?

This post approved by Standby, Mod of the Great Wackbag

[Mobo]

*sigh* it's louis CK mister stanton :icon_roll

<--------- SEEING LOUIS CK THIS SATURDEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Arch Stanton]

*sigh* it's louis CK mister stanton :icon_roll

Yeah, was adding to the list of Bozo, Louis, etc...

[Arch Stanton]

Was that Barak Hussein Obama at a campaign rally?

[crippledalbino]

<--------- SEEING LOUIS CK THIS SATURDEEEEEEE!!!!!

Remember that he's gonna want you to swallow.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon shitdicks.

I fucking hate Comcast.

Other than that I'm peachy.

[Mobo]

Do the D.A.N.C.E.
1, 2, 3, 4, fight
stick to the B.E.A.T.
get ready to ignite
you were such a P.Y.T
catching all the lights
just easy as A.B.C.
that's how you make it right.

[stillbornstew]

<--------- SEEING LOUIS CK THIS SATURDEEEEEEE!!!!!
<----------- hates you. can't wait to get back in the states.

Yeah, was adding to the list of Bozo, Louis, etc...
<----------- obvious joke poster

[Deadbent]

Haha @ Hoffman :D

[cowgirlfromhell]

Good Afternoon! Danica Patrick keeps driving by my office, i think she likes me! It's really loud though and starting to bug me.

[Mobo]

Remember that he's gonna want you to swallow.

He's, bar none, one of the funniest men walking this planet.....I'll seriously consider it.

[Mobo]

<----------- hates you. can't wait to get back in the states.

You wouldn't like it here...things have changed....we keep all the cool stuff on the top shelves now....

[Mobo]

Ron And Fez
Noon to 3

speaking of 3........

TRRRRRRRRIPLE COMBOOOOOO!

[DonTheTrucker]

Good Afternoon! Danica Patrick keeps driving by my office, i think she likes me! It's really loud though and starting to bug me.

I'm pretty sure it's Tony Kanaan that wants to jump your bones.

[cowgirlfromhell]

I'm pretty sure it's Tony Kanaan that wants to jump your bones.


really, is that who was following me this morning into work? the st. pete grand prix is this weekend and the course runs right under my office window.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Was that Barak Hussein Obama at a campaign rally?

You hear the "news" over at Drudge? Free Dave Matthews tickets make seals deal for student to vote for Obama (http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804030466)

[DonTheTrucker]

really, is that who was following me this morning into work? the st. pete grand prix is this weekend and the course runs right under my office window.

I should really look at who I'm replying to. You're a girl. My joke doesn't work. :(

Great start to my posting day! Whats next, me posting jokes that someone else said 2 seconds earlier?

[Danesy]

Woot has an 8 GB Ipod for 134.99 ... I am seriously considering it ... I need to upgrade my Nano ....

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays! Cue Chester

[stillbornstew]

I should really look at who I'm replying to. You're a girl. My joke doesn't work. :(

Great start to my posting day! Whats next, me posting jokes that someone else said 2 seconds earlier?
you are truly blessed that you weren't in the OaA thread today. OOOOFAHville.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooooooo I like when the show starts

[Deadbent]

Err Stripes. Wtf.

[stillbornstew]

Hiya Buddays! Cue Chester
budday :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

OK, Let's get down to it

[ninhead]

Hooray! "List of Demands"!

[stillbornstew]

love stripes

[VilleDick]

Stripes FTW!!!!

[Deadbent]

Shit, I'm a man, with shit on my hands.

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.reallusion.com/

[Chester'sLiver]

Shit, I'm a man, with shit on my hands.

hand to mouth...haaannnnnnndddd to mouth..

[krisko]

hiya buddays

[Vyce]

What's this song called?

[krisko]

i like this song...anyone know what it is?

[Chester'sLiver]

What's this song called?

The Jigaboo Shuffle

[stillbornstew]

what do you think ronnies gonna say about dave's shenanigans on OaA?

[Save My Up's Dick]

hand to mouth...haaannnnnnndddd to mouth..
:haha7:
"listen to the words maaaannnnnn"

[TonyBagels]

Woot has an 8 GB Ipod for 134.99 ... I am seriously considering it ... I need to upgrade my Nano ....

8 G ??? Why so small?

[Deadbent]

Saul Williams did it. Don't remember the Album.
Wasn't on the recent Niggy Tardust, though.

[ninhead]

"List of Demands" by Saul Williams.

[TonyBagels]

OK. Let's get down to it, Boppers

fixed

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wait...Beanie Cup...I forgot, is that a good or bad thing?

[Vyce]

i like this song...anyone know what it is?

I just checked online, it's "List of Demands (Reparations)" by Saul Williams. Aka Niggy Tardust!

[silentbob8201]

isnt that Jimmy's Neighbor?

[ruckstande]

Isn't this the guy Jimmy has been wanting to get on O&A?

[VilleDick]

hand to mouth...haaannnnnnndddd to mouth..

And belly to belly

[TonyBagels]

budday :action-sm

What's up Mr. World Protector Guy?

[Danesy]

8 G ??? Why so small?

I don't need a giant one ... although I have also been thinkin' about getting the 60 Gig from Apple Refurbed as well .... but I like the size of the Nano more, its smaller and easier for me to carry around ... and it comes in PINK!!!!!!!! :)

[Chester'sLiver]

isn't this the guy who lived in Jimmy's building

[dolemyte]

Buddies

[KNUCKLEUP]

i missed the last bit of o&a, so i completely missed what happened with dave...

:icon_conf

dunno whether that's good or bad...

[Arch Stanton]

Eating your own shit to win a Radio War. What if someone paints the ceiling red in studio, on air?

Does that win the Radio War?

[TonyBagels]

The Jigaboo Shuffle

come on now. That was good stuff, see below

Hooray! "List of Demands"!

[Dr. Hoffman]

8 G ??? Why so small?

Well it would be a nano. And the nano's don't get any bigger.

[VilleDick]

I don't need a giant one ... although I have also been thinkin' about getting the 60 Gig from Apple Refurbed as well .... but I like the size of the Nano more, its smaller and easier for me to carry around ... and it comes in PINK!!!!!!!! :)

Size queen :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

I don't need a giant one ... although I have also been thinkin' about getting the 60 Gig from Apple Refurbed as well .... but I like the size of the Nano more, its smaller and easier for me to carry around ... and it comes in PINK!!!!!!!! :)

<=== wishes he had the 60

I have the 30, which is great 'cause I can put almost 7000 songs on it, some 20 or so minutes long (without the album art to save space of course) but I can't fit all of my CDs on it.

[Danesy]

Size queen :action-sm

Oh it's YOU?!?!?! My Arch-Enemy!!!!!!!!!! :icon_evil

[Dr. Hoffman]

<=== wishes he had the 60

I have the 30, which is great 'cause I can put almost 7000 songs on it, some 20 or so minutes long (without the album art to save space of course) but I can't fit all of my CDs on it.

You should really be a size queen and get the 180 gig model.

[Danesy]

<=== wishes he had the 60

I have the 30, which is great 'cause I can put almost 7000 songs on it, some 20 or so minutes long (without the album art to save space of course) but I can't fit all of my CDs on it.

See for me the Nano is perfect, I don't want to put my entire music collection on it ... and I am constantly changing songs on it .... the only reason I want to go from the 4 to the 8 gig is to put more TV Shows on it ... I like to watch them on the train when I commute ....

[Danesy]

You should really be a size queen and get the 180 gig model.

I really don't see the point of that ... we get it Apple, it holds a TON of stuff ... there is no way that you can fill 180 gig .... that's just obnoxious ....

[TonyBagels]

For once I'm with Earl on my own thoughts. I call myself stupid all of the time.


Hey, seriously, these predictions are stupid. No one can really tell what the future brings. All of thoughts on the future and the things that will be available are based on today. Did 25 years ago anyone actually think that a worldwide source of information and opinions be so prevalent? No, they thought flying cars would be what we used.

[Friday]

hiya buddays

can you believe i watched my church sermon podcast after listening to ESD Poop Eating Extravaganza this morning?
I guess I needed a bit of cleansing after that bit....ick

:rolleyes:

[stillbornstew]

What's up Mr. World Protector Guy?
you flatter me sir. thank you.
i missed the last bit of o&a, so i completely missed what happened with dave...

:icon_conf

dunno whether that's good or bad...
*earmuffs you*

DON'T TELL HER. SHE NEED NOT KNOW. ixnay on the ave-day.

[dolemyte]

Has 180 gig in black... Fucking tremendous

[Friday]

I call myself stupid all of the time.

.

Well....











:action-sm

[Deadbent]

Next evolutionary leap for our species is argued to be smaller fingers, due to all the gadgets and things to manipulate with our hands.

Just think, even A cups will find love then.

[TonyBagels]

You should really be a size queen and get the 180 gig model.

Just call me
http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar10897_12.gif

[VilleDick]

Oh it's YOU?!?!?! My Arch-Enemy!!!!!!!!!! :icon_evil

:piss2 [YOU]

:action-sm

[Vyce]

I don't get some of you people. I'm going to be getting a Nano soon, but honestly, I've been using my 512MB first-gen Ipod Shuffle for years now, and it's MORE than enough. Fits dozens of songs, and that's really all I need. I don't need my entire album collection in there.

[VilleDick]

Next evolutionary leap for our species is argued to be smaller fingers, due to all the gadgets and things to manipulate with our hands.

Just think, even A cups will find love then.

Nothin' wrong with some A-Cups, as long as there's a nice flat stomach attached to them.

See Keira Knightley

[Danesy]

Has 180 gig in black... Fucking tremendous

I have no doubt it is .... but do you really need that much space??? It just seems .... excessive .... :rolleyes:

[TonyBagels]

See for me the Nano is perfect, I don't want to put my entire music collection on it ... and I am constantly changing songs on it .... the only reason I want to go from the 4 to the 8 gig is to put more TV Shows on it ... I like to watch them on the train when I commute ....

go big. This way you can have all of the songs. you don't need to change anything...and you can fit shows

[Deadbent]

Nothin' wrong with some A-Cups, as long as there's a nice flat stomach attached to them.

See Keira Knightley


I tried but she turned to a side profile pose, and I lost her among all those peksy air molecules.

[Sam_Adams]

hiya buddays

can you believe i watched my church sermon podcast after listening to ESD Poop Eating Extravaganza this morning?
I guess I needed a bit of cleansing after that bit....ick

:rolleyes:

you believe in invisible people?

[mikek]

Ooooh... pot talk Thursday.

[stillbornstew]

I really don't see the point of that ... we get it Apple, it holds a TON of stuff ... there is no way that you can fill 180 gig .... that's just obnoxious ....

<----------has the 80 gig. and am using about 43 gigs atm.

you can download movies and convert them and place them on your ipod.
i think i have close to 1 gig of WNEW OaA

[TonyBagels]

Well....











:action-sm

touche`

since when do you go to church?

[dolemyte]

I have no doubt it is .... but do you really need that much space??? It just seems .... excessive .... :rolleyes:


I do 3 hrs total public transportation a day.... i really need that many songs and movies/videos

[VilleDick]

I tried but she turned to a side profile pose, and I lost her among all those peksy air molecules.

She must not have been wearing her cool tricorner pirate hat

[Danesy]

:piss2 [YOU]

:action-sm

Typically Philly fan .... all class, all the time ....

I don't get some of you people. I'm going to be getting a Nano soon, but honestly, I've been using my 512MB first-gen Ipod Shuffle for years now, and it's MORE than enough. Fits dozens of songs, and that's really all I need. I don't need my entire album collection in there.

The main reason I got the Nano was to watch Videos ... at the time I thought that 4 gig would be enough, but I have a lot of TV shows that I throw on there .... and right now with my music, I can only put 3 hours of video on there .... I think the 8 gig would be fine, but for the price, I might as well just get the 60 for a few bucks more ....

[Deadbent]

touche`

since when do you go to church?


Hey!! God stopped turning heathens to pillars of salt upon setting foot inside one a long time ago.
You should go, mister!

[krisko]

aright gotta go to school

byeeeeeeee

[stillbornstew]

hiya buddays

can you believe i watched my church sermon podcast after listening to ESD Poop Eating Extravaganza this morning?
I guess I needed a bit of cleansing after that bit....ick

:rolleyes:
hiya sweetie. :D

[TonyBagels]

I don't get some of you people. I'm going to be getting a Nano soon, but honestly, I've been using my 512MB first-gen Ipod Shuffle for years now, and it's MORE than enough. Fits dozens of songs, and that's really all I need. I don't need my entire album collection in there.

OH, so I'm the only one that is listening to Integrity and says, you know what, I'd love to hear some Matt Good right now. And then the Marley etc etc

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids.
I'm back.
Work stuff and other distractions.
Seems quite a bit more high brow than the morning show, hm?

[Chester'sLiver]

byeeeee Kris

[VilleDick]

aright gotta go to school

byeeeeeeee

Liked it better when girls couldn't get smarter

[Sam_Adams]

aright gotta go to school

byeeeeeeee

Bye angel :action-sm

[TonyBagels]

<=== would love the opportunity to actually see one of the classical masters back when they were actually conducting the orchestra

[Friday]

touche`

since when do you go to church?

since i realized i needed to rediscover the true meaning of the word faith.

LiquidChurch (http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081)

[TonyBagels]

I do 3 hrs total public transportation a day.... i really need that many songs and movies/videos

might I suggest:
http://www.dorsetforyou.com/media/images/0/1/Booksshelf.jpg

[VilleDick]

since i realized i needed to rediscover the true meaning of the word faith.

LiquidChurch (http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081)

LiquidChurch? (http://www.2girls1cup.com)

[crippledalbino]

since i realized i needed to rediscover the true meaning of the word faith.

LiquidChurch (http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081)

MessiahSpin?

[Sam_Adams]

<=== would love the opportunity to actually see one of the classical masters back when they were actually conducting the orchestra

I would love to time travel. Hell, I'd want to go live a few decades back even and keep my knowledge from today. I don't need all of the electronic toys of today.

[crippledalbino]

<-----would only use my time travel skills to improve on my 'linger longer' jokes.

[Friday]

Hey!! God stopped turning heathens to pillars of salt upon setting foot inside one a long time ago.
You should go, mister!

it also helps that my church is held in a Hyatt hotel ballroom :rolleyes:

one thing that i never understand is why people who don't go to church have their kids baptized. my sister and brother just did this and it's baffling to me. oh well...

[Friday]

LiquidChurch? (http://www.2girls1cup.com)

it's not meatspin ... i promise.... :p

[mikek]

<-----would only use my time travel skills to improve on my 'linger longer' jokes.

<--- would hack wackbag to increase my post count.

[dolemyte]

might I suggest:
http://www.dorsetforyou.com/media/images/0/1/Booksshelf.jpg


I do, just finished World War Z for the 4th time, plus i bring a DS, and maybe a newspaper... I lose interest pretty easy on the train/buses

[VilleDick]

<--- would be a hack on wackbag to increase my post count.

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

<--- would wack my bag to decrease my sperm count.

I don't think you need a time machine for that.

[Arch Stanton]

<-----would only use my time travel skills to improve on my 'linger longer' jokes.

Eh, let the others go for the low lying fruit. You are all about forging ahead.

[Wilmington WOW]

I think we only use 10% of our hearts

[crippledalbino]

Eh, let the others go for the low lying fruit. You are all about forging ahead.

This is true, Arch. I'm Cripstopher Albinobus, trekking forward into new realms of humor!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

y'juice-forgettin' sonofabitch

[TonyBagels]

Hey!! God stopped turning heathens to pillars of salt upon setting foot inside one a long time ago.
You should go, mister!

but I practice lachrymology

[crippledalbino]

I think we only use 10% of our hearts

It's because the other ninety percent is bacon grease.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I think we only use 10% of our hearts

Such a shame isn't it?

[crippledalbino]

but I practice lachrymology

Eww, you have milk coming from your tits? Dude.

[Wilmington WOW]

I see its pot talk thursday on the ron and 63 year old show

Can I buy some pot from you?

http://www.acmewebpages.com/graphics/sutherland.jpg

[TonyBagels]

Alright, kids.
I'm back.
Work stuff and other distractions.
Seems quite a bit more high brow than the morning show, hm?

krisko leaves, crip comes back? Coincidence?

[crippledalbino]

y'juice-forgettin' sonofabitch

But when the creator stood at the dawn of time and foretold all of the universe, he made it destiny that Earl would forget the juice.

[Wilmington WOW]

Such a shame isn't it?

damn that line got owen wilson laid

dont see any PMs from wackbagettes :(

[crippledalbino]

krisko leaves, crip comes back? Coincidence?

I do have some pretty great tits, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[crippledalbino]

damn that line got owen wilson laid

dont see any PMs from wackbagettes :(

PMs - no.
PMS- yes.

[TonyBagels]

since i realized i needed to rediscover the true meaning of the word faith.

LiquidChurch (http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081)

love Liquid Metal

[KNUCKLEUP]

Who is the guy on the right that Standby is making out with?

miss standby... :(

<--------- SEEING LOUIS CK THIS SATURDEEEEEEE!!!!!

<----------seeing doug stanhope in..... october.... :icon_conf

Good afternoon shitdicks.

I fucking hate Comcast.

Other than that I'm peachy.

worst. company. evvvaaaaaaaaaaar.

Do the D.A.N.C.E.
1, 2, 3, 4, fight
stick to the B.E.A.T.
get ready to ignite
you were such a P.Y.T
catching all the lights
just easy as A.B.C.
that's how you make it right.

justice!! :gh:

[Wilmington WOW]

damn that line got owen wilson laid

dont see any PMs from wackbagettes :(

starvin
earl we got any baguettes back there?

[silentbob8201]

But if the Future wasnt going to happen John Conner wouldnt exist.

[Wilmington WOW]

if the butterfly wing gag is real then why are there not sunamis 24 hrs a day?
they are flying all the time

[TonyBagels]

Did this caller say NoFate? (http://wackbag.com/member.php?u=31846)

[VilleDick]

But if the Future wasnt going to happen John Conner wouldnt exist.

When the hell did that happen!?!!?

[unklewilly]

And Casey is still with him? I really don't think they'll ever get divorced, which is good. She just doesn't seem to be shamed by him.

you forget sir....she is pregnant now. She is full of hormones and all that gunk. The second after that kid squirts out, give her a few months. She is going to be as tired of this shit as we listeners are. I say that they are seperated by the end of the year....

[TonyBagels]

This is true, Arch. I'm Cripstopher Albinobus, trekking forward into new realms of humor!!

too bad this is your ship http://magickcanoe.com/canoe/green-canoe-1-large.jpg

[silentbob8201]

When the hell did that happen!?!!?

It's Cameron not making sense unless we get Doc Brown on the case cause Kyle Reese from the Future has to time travel back for him to exist.

[TonyBagels]

I think we only use 10% of our hearts

Fez does

[crippledalbino]

too bad this is your ship http://magickcanoe.com/canoe/green-canoe-1-large.jpg

I can row a boat, canoe?

[VilleDick]

you forget sir....she is pregnant now. She is full of hormones and all that gunk.

All that gunk = Child

[Wilmington WOW]

When the hell did that happen!?!!?

damn,
I would kill for the 2009 sports almanac

http://www.go-star.com/framer/tom_wilson3.gif

[Friday]

I can row a boat, canoe?

:doh:

[Wilmington WOW]

I can row a boat, canoe?

yes but can you find the little man in the canoe?

[TonyBagels]

I see its pot talk thursday on the ron and 63 year old show

Can I buy some pot from you?

http://www.acmewebpages.com/graphics/sutherland.jpg

I think Ron's more like
http://www.tubearoo.com/m3/86961/111047_get_video3_1.jpg

sorry about the size

[crippledalbino]

:doh:

Uh... what? heh.

[stillbornstew]

I can row a boat, canoe?
:icon_eek:

oh. the. horror.

[TonyBagels]

But when the creator stood at the dawn of time and foretold all of the universe, he made it destiny that Earl would forget the juice.

Is the dawn of time a red one?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/MeinTeil75/vlcsnap-54882.png

[Friday]

sorry about the size

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/lol.gifhttp://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/lol.gifhttp://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/emoticons/lol.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

I think Ron's more like
http://www.tubearoo.com/m3/86961/111047_get_video3_1.jpg

sorry about the size

ha ha
like a christian holds the bible sacred


now lets dive into an topic that is easy to analyze - the vietnam war

[TonyBagels]

miss standby... :(



He was the bessssst

[DonTheTrucker]

love Liquid Metal

How about

http://dominiosdelmetal.com/noticiashate/data/upimages/Metal_Church_logo.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

if the south had won
it would be mexico north
without the capital of the north
it would have been doomed

if the nazis won Ant would be doing a lil dance

[TonyBagels]

When the hell did that happen!?!!?

Now
Now?
Now

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/gezha/380spaceballs.jpg

[crippledalbino]

yes but can you find the little man in the canoe?

Hey, stew gets sensitive about those jokes.

[TonyBagels]

iS ADF talking with Dr Steve too?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah...."Wow, did you go a long way for a bad pun..."

[stillbornstew]

How about

http://dominiosdelmetal.com/noticiashate/data/upimages/Metal_Church_logo.jpg
love this:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/duaneguy/slaternl6jx1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek:

oh. the. horror.

No Van Gogh...
No Al Gore...
No Canoe...
What the fuck is left?

[Danesy]

I know that no one cares, but I have finally decided to get the 80 gig refurb from Apple directly. Makes more sense, it's only 209.00 & will hold everything I need it to.

OK, my stupid IPOD drama is over .... thank you all for your patience ... :)

[TonyBagels]

I can row a boat, canoe?

might I suggest a sherpa on your trek towards humor, you seem to be tiring carrying your bags

[TonyBagels]

ha ha
like a christian holds the bible sacred


now lets dive into an topic that is easy to analyze - the vietnam war

'cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp...

[crippledalbino]

I know that no one cares, but I have finally decided to get the 80 gig refurb from Apple directly. Makes more sense, it's only 209.00 & will hold everything I need it to.

OK, my stupid IPOD drama is over .... thank you all for your patience ... :)

I wish you would have put that behind [hilarity] tags or warned us to buckle in or put our laughing caps on...

[Wilmington WOW]

wait the dog fucker didnt get paid for his shit escapade?


perfect - ha ha

[stillbornstew]

No Van Gogh...
No Al Gore...
No Canoe...
What the fuck is left?
uuuuuuuh, are you unaware of where you're posting? there is nothing left by now. unless we start cutting each others heads off and playing soccer with them.

[TonyBagels]

love this:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/duaneguy/slaternl6jx1.jpg

:haha7::jump:jump

[TonyBagels]

I know that no one cares, but I have finally decided to get the 80 gig refurb from Apple directly. Makes more sense, it's only 209.00 & will hold everything I need it to.

OK, my stupid IPOD drama is over .... thank you all for your patience ... :)

well played

[crippledalbino]

uuuuuuuh, are you unaware of where you're posting? there is nothing left by now. unless we start cutting each others heads off and playing soccer with them.

Heh.
But even that would be more like HACKy-sack.

[Ted the Poster]

I know that no one cares, but I have finally decided to get the 80 gig refurb from Apple directly. Makes more sense, it's only 209.00 & will hold everything I need it to.

OK, my stupid IPOD drama is over .... thank you all for your patience ... :)

Is this the same Ipod drama from like a YEAR ago, when you were trying to decide which one to buy? :icon_eek:

[Wilmington WOW]

'cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp...

I like the way you think
I gonna keep an eye on you

[Wilmington WOW]

Is this the same Ipod drama from like a YEAR ago, when you were trying to decide which one to buy? :icon_eek:

do you think that lack luster reply will make it to Dansey's sig?
I think not Sir

[mikek]

<--- predicts a crying jag in 4...3...2...

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQnAhSzb4gY

[stillbornstew]

:haha7::jump:jump
how wonderful is that. i swear to god, that pic is like zoloft to me.
Heh.
But even that would be more like HACKy-sack.
hmmmmmmm........then take your hack mouf off my sack.

probably won't work, but i'll go with it.

[Ted the Poster]

do you think that lack luster reply will make it to Dansey's sig?
I think not Sir

She's my most loyal fan. She'll sig anything I type. Even this. :icon_mrgr




Nah, not really.

[Mobo]

866 Ron-0-fez
866 Ron-0-fez

[mikek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQnAhSzb4gY


miss rodney. he was the besssst.

[crippledalbino]

866 Ron-0-fez
866 Ron-0-fez

Squish the bugs!!
::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

[Wilmington WOW]

<--- predicts a crying jag in 4...3...2...

jag?
http://members.aol.com/impman/jag.jpg

[Friday]

i posted this at .net..... but i will take a chance and post it here.
though i realize you guys hate topical posts. :action-sm

we were given free will by god.... which means we choose our actions.

however, if you believe in divine providence, you can see the ways life seems to add up in the end. you do choose for yourself, but perhaps there is a higher power that helps to influence you to the places you need to be in order to grow as a human being.

[Arch Stanton]

how wonderful is that. i swear to god, that pic is like zoloft to me.



Many filled up over that pic

[crippledalbino]

jag?
http://members.aol.com/impman/jag.jpg
I so tapped out of that joke.

i posted this at .net..... but i will take a chance and post it here.
though i realize you guys hate topical posts. :action-sm

we were given free will by god.... which means we choose our actions.

however, if you believe in divine providence, you can see the ways life seems to add up in the end. you do choose for yourself, but perhaps there is a higher power that helps to influence you to the places you need to be in order to grow as a human being.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!!! Fag!!!!

:icon_eek:
Oh, wait.

[Danesy]

Is this the same Ipod drama from like a YEAR ago, when you were trying to decide which one to buy? :icon_eek:

Nooooooo I have a 4 Gig Nano, and I need to upgrade it ....

do you think that lack luster reply will make it to Dansey's sig?
I think not Sir

You are good .... and accurate! :rolleyes:

She's my most loyal fan. She'll sig anything I type. Even this. :icon_mrgr




Nah, not really.

I was going to actually add it .... but I am running out of space! :D

[TonyBagels]

Dammit Danesy!!!

[stillbornstew]

weeniewawa!!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Alright kiddies. I am heading out to an interview. I'll talk with you all when I get back.

[Danesy]

Dammit Danesy!!!

What did I do?!?!?!?! :huh::huh::huh:

[Friday]

Alright kiddies. I am heading out to an interview. I'll talk with you all when I get back.

good luck!

[stillbornstew]

Many filled up over that pic
and you tell me that whats wrong with me isn't a small thing. :icon_eek:

[Mobo]

i posted this at .net..... but i will take a chance and post it here.
though i realize you guys hate topical posts. :action-sm

we were given free will by god.... which means we choose our actions.

however, if you believe in divine providence, you can see the ways life seems to add up in the end. you do choose for yourself, but perhaps there is a higher power that helps to influence you to the places you need to be in order to grow as a human being.

I think I agree with Ronnie, in that there are trillions of ways that things can go, it's each person's individual insight that determines whether it's percieved as positive or negative. Kind of a wordy way to say, "The Lord works in mysterious ways."........I just find it, personally, difficult to believe in a magic man in the sky that made everything....

edit: oh yeah......and Robot Butt, too.

[DonTheTrucker]

however, if you believe in divine providence, you can see the ways life seems to add up in the end. you do choose for yourself, but perhaps there is a higher power that helps to influence you to the places you need to be in order to grow as a human being.

I think there is something to be said for that.

[Arch Stanton]

Alright kiddies. I am heading out to an interview. I'll talk with you all when I get back.

C-YA!!

[stillbornstew]

Alright kiddies. I am heading out to an interview. I'll talk with you all when I get back.

latah bro

[OxBabygirlxO]

Hey Everyone!

[Arch Stanton]

and you tell me that whats wrong with me isn't a small thing. :icon_eek:

Lib DIb....The Ron and Fez way!!!

[Mobo]

Hewwo BabyGirl!

[Chester'sLiver]

Holy Shit...its Babygirl...:love:

[silentbob8201]

Ugh i hate that cunt.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Hewwo BabyGirl!
HI HI HI
Holy Shit...its Babygirl...:love:

HI LOVE!!!!!!!!!!1

[Arch Stanton]

That's two I can not make. I have a Continuing Ed class on the 10th and the Lewis Black one, my secretary is on Vacation.

Shit!

[TonyBagels]

I thought you needed to be a comedian to be on Unmasked

[Mobo]

HI HI HI

Not yet......soon, though......soon.

[Arch Stanton]

I thought you needed to be a comedian to be on Unmasked
Zing

TonyBagels is The Smug King of Wackbag

[TonyBagels]

actually the SI landfill's been closed for quite some time now, Dave..you idiot

[Danesy]

I thought you needed to be a comedian to be on Unmasked

How come I can't see what's goin' on in the draft? I set up my thing to do it without me, but I have no idea who I got .....

[Mobo]

I thought you needed to be a comedian to be on Unmasked

Nah, apparently you just need to live nearby and have a real comedian drop out at the last minute....

[striker]

hiya buddies, thought I'd pop in for a day

[DonTheTrucker]

I'd say hi BG but I don't wanna be accused of being hack!

Fuck it, everyone knows I'm hack anyway. So hi.

[Friday]

Ugh i hate that cunt.

Babygirl??? :icon_eek:

[MilkmanDan]

Bacon ? Fucking starving, any Scallops wrapped in bacon back there?

[TonyBagels]

how wonderful is that. i swear to god, that pic is like zoloft to me.

.
Still chuckling about it

[striker]

okay, if earl can score a nude shot of lily, which doesn't involve several other brothers and guns, I'll never say a bad word about him again

[Friday]

hiya buddies, thought I'd pop in for a day

hiya crazy! :action-sm


Edit: and Lilly is WAY too modest to take a truly risque picture. besides she knows it will be posted here for all of you freaks to batch to. :p

[Arch Stanton]

How come I can't see what's goin' on in the draft? I set up my thing to do it without me, but I have no idea who I got .....

Shit. That was today?

[TonyBagels]

What did I do?!?!?!?! :huh::huh::huh:

pick two players back to back as I was going to select them

[Arch Stanton]

Still chuckling about it

It was a beaut!

[stillbornstew]

Hey Everyone!
MAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

NOW it's a party.
Lib DIb....The Ron and Fez way!!!
;)

[striker]

hiya crazy! :action-sm




you say that like it's a bad thing ::hammer:

[Deadbent]

Hey, it IS a babygirl!~

[Danesy]

pick two players back to back as I was going to select them

Dude, I wasn't even there, I pre set it so it would know who I wanted, I am very happy with my offense ... it's the pitching that sucks. I am going to work on that now.

I got David Wright .... Ichiro .... Ryan Howard .... I am very pleased.

[striker]

ugh, bought this really nice cigar lighter and the damn thing doesn't work, and the damn cigar store is across town

[Arch Stanton]

What time is the Garafalo unmasked?

[TonyBagels]

How come I can't see what's goin' on in the draft? I set up my thing to do it without me, but I have no idea who I got .....

It's over now so you can check

[Mobo]

Bacon ? Fucking starving, any Scallops wrapped in bacon back there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEryHRUEoM

[TonyBagels]

Shit. That was today?

Mmm Hmmm. Let me guess, you didn't sign up

[Chester'sLiver]

What time is the Garafalo unmasked?

whatever time the moon is full..

[KNUCKLEUP]

The Jigaboo Shuffle

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
you flatter me sir. thank you.

*earmuffs you*

DON'T TELL HER. SHE NEED NOT KNOW. ixnay on the ave-day.

ooooooh!
<----------has the 80 gig. and am using about 43 gigs atm.

you can download movies and convert them and place them on your ipod.
i think i have close to 1 gig of WNEW OaA

share!!!!
one thing that i never understand is why people who don't go to church have their kids baptized. my sister and brother just did this and it's baffling to me. oh well...

i got tricked into getting baptized. my parents and didn't go to church, and my grandmother wanted us baptized, and i had no idea what it was or what it meant so i felt pressured to do it... i dunno how i feel about it now. it still really doesn't mean anything to me, but that fact that i didn't really understand it kind of bothers me.
if the butterfly wing gag is real then why are there not sunamis 24 hrs a day?
they are flying all the time

fluttering motherfuckers.

[Arch Stanton]

ugh, bought this really nice cigar lighter and the damn thing doesn't work, and the damn cigar store is across town

Eh Heh

Eh heh

[silentbob8201]

Babygirl??? :icon_eek:

Janene silly.

[DonTheTrucker]

okay, if earl can score a nude shot of lily, which doesn't involve several other brothers and guns, I'll never say a bad word about him again

What if Dave were to get that picture?

[Friday]

you say that like it's a bad thing ::hammer:

<~~ woke up at 10am from a xanax coma. it's all good, darlin. :icon_mrgr

[Arch Stanton]

Mmm Hmmm. Let me guess, you didn't sign up

What do you think? asshole

[DonTheTrucker]

Janene silly.

Whats the over under on her first Bush bash of the interview?

I say 4 minutes.

[TonyBagels]

What time is the Garafalo unmasked?

as if someone cares

[Arch Stanton]

What if Dave were to get that picture?

Would be the biggest heel turn

[MilkmanDan]

I got David Wright .... Ichiro .... Ryan Howard .... I am very pleased.

Heeb, Slope, Negro. Just like who you date !

/racism off

[Arch Stanton]

as if someone cares

Well, I would go to support Ron, and the show, his second radio show.( And to get told to keep it down by Fez )

[Arch Stanton]

Heeb, Slope, Negro. Just like who you date !

/racism off

You forgot Booger eating moron

[TonyBagels]

What do you think? asshole

try. I didn't start the league yet. Maybe you can get in and pick some free agents

[Danesy]

Just got Bonderman .... surprised he was out there .... I have 2 pitchers on the DL, Scott Kazmir & JJ Putz (keepin' him ... he's really good!!!!) Goin' to drop Kazmir I think though .... :)

[Friday]

Well, I would go to support Ron, and the show, his second radio show.( And to get told to keep it down by Fez )

Garofolo was really good in Ratatoulie. Just sayin.

and yeah.... it's always good to support the Buddays. especially in such cryptic times...

[MilkmanDan]

MobCandy? Is it in Russian?

[striker]

free to good home, one pain in the ass nuisance father

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hey Everyone!

heya, sweetie! :action-sm

[Danesy]

Heeb, Slope, Negro. Just like who you date !

/racism off

Go Fuck Yourself.

[striker]

What if Dave were to get that picture?

wait, Dave knows how to operate a camera?



<~~ woke up at 10am from a xanax coma. it's all good, darlin. :icon_mrgr

sweety, can you ship me some xanax?

[stillbornstew]

ooooooh!


share!!!!
you won't like poopy humor.

maybe. i need to get back to the states first. ;)

[striker]

MLC and I chatted about this mag several months back, occasionally I can find a copy of it around here

[KNUCKLEUP]

you won't like poopy humor.

maybe. i need to get back to the states first. ;)

dvd that sheeyit!

<----------also has ftp.

*nods*

[striker]

wow, Fez and Dave are stupid

[Arch Stanton]

MLC and I chatted about this mag several months back, occasionally I can find a copy of it around here

Well I got 2 radio shows
Oh yeah?

[Arch Stanton]

dvd that sheeyit!

<----------also has ftp.

*nods*

Your Avatar pic is killer

[TonyBagels]

his fucking example is from almost 100 years ago.

[silentbob8201]

Does dave base everything on something seen in a movie?

[striker]

When Colorado wanted to pass a concealed carry law, the anti-gunners claimed the streets would run red with blood, almost 200,000 permits and 2 yrs later, there has not been a single shooting, and the crime rate has actually dropped.

[Friday]

sweety, can you ship me some xanax?

show me the money. this stuff is important. :rolleyes:

Your Avatar pic is killer

i think it's Killer that you are stuck in the 90's :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Your Avatar pic is killer

awesome! thanks, sweetie :action-sm

[dolemyte]

Lived in some of the worst neighborhoods in the city, never wanted or really needed a gun thank god

[charC]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/112228354_fe5ab0d904.jpg?v=0

wow now thats gay

[MilkmanDan]

Ummm Doesnt Dave have a gun?

[Chester'sLiver]

im fucking tired..

[DonTheTrucker]

wow, Fez and Dave are stupid

I'm sad to say I agree. They are woefully misinformed about guns.

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies, just got back from a free lunch. mmmm MaSoba!

[striker]

the city I live in recieves 200 CCW permit requests a week, the background check and issuance takes almost a month is so through, that if Dave tried to apply for one, they would lock him up for insanity

[striker]

I'm sad to say I agree. They are woefully misinformed about guns.


can someone mark this day?

[UsedLadBag]

We have more gun crimes? And Africa has more machete crimes, idiot.

[silentbob8201]

Gee Dave could it be the fact they dont show much International News on the News in the US? God what a retarded redheaded fuck.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

People who are against weapons are mentally ill, they're projecting their fears and anger on to others.

[Sam_Adams]

:( Fez is making me sad. I love the guy but he's like a fucking child. He knows nothing except what he sees on Entertainment Tonight :(

[dolemyte]

Not into guns and even i know Dave is off

[nolajersey]

you are not going to stop crime by getting rid of guns. guns do not make people decide to commit a crime.

[Chester'sLiver]

you are not going to stop crime by getting rid of guns. guns do not make people decide to commit a crime.

no...skin color does....:action-sm


quick turn up your radios..its julie

[KNUCKLEUP]

they do have those news stories all the time; there's a special section in the NRA newsletter like... armed citizen stories or something... "granny stops burglar w/ 38 special"...

[striker]

Canada has significantly stricter gun laws

[Friday]

People who are against weapons are mentally ill, they're projecting their fears and anger on to others.

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.

I am also against women who think that lowering their voice into a dull whisper makes them sound sexy.

:icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

I was going to actually add it .... but I am running out of space! :D

Oh well. Swing and a miss. :rolleyes:

[MilkmanDan]

Its 19th century but I didnt want to dig much more...
-----------------
Nor was gun control in England a response to any firearms murder crisis. Over a period of three years near the end of the 19th century, "there were only 59 fatalities from handguns in a population of nearly 30 million people," according to Professor Malcolm. "Of these, 19 were accidents, 35 were suicides and only three were homicides -- an average of one a year."

[nolajersey]

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.

I am also against women who think that lowering their voice into a dull whisper makes them sound sexy.

:icon_roll
You sounded sexy on the radio lady!

[Sam_Adams]

I have fucking tried calling in ten times and the line is just busy :(

I'd give them buddays the facts they need

[Ted the Poster]

"You can't rob a bank without a gun!"
How many people rob banks with nothing but a note and the threat of a weapon?

[TonyBagels]

they do have those news stories all the time; there's a special section in the NRA newsletter like... armed citizen stories or something... "granny stops burglar w/ 38 special"...

I like the one where the old guy through a Boston album at a would-be car raper

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.


So what is the military suppose to use to protect our freedoms, maaan? "whaa"

[TheTruth]

No one buys a gun and registers it to go out and commit a crime.

The criminals will get guns and use them. Coke is illegal people are still able to get them.

Just look at The Simpsons episode where they get rid of all the guns then Billy the Kid came back from the dead and took over the world because he had a gun.

[silentbob8201]

No one buys a gun and registers it to go out and commit a crime.

The criminals will get guns and use them. Coke is illegal people are still able to get them.

Just look at The Simpsons episode where they get rid of all the guns then Billy the Kid came back from the dead and took over the world because he had a gun.

I never pay much attention to the Tree House of Horror episodes.

[dolemyte]

No one buys a gun and registers it to go out and commit a crime.

The criminals will get guns and use them. Coke is illegal people are still able to get them.

Just look at The Simpsons episode where they get rid of all the guns then Billy the Kid came back from the dead and took over the world because he had a gun.


LOL...Was that the episode with the board w/a nail?

[TonyBagels]

"You can't rob a bank without a gun!"
How many people rob banks with nothing but a note and the threat of a weapon?



4?

[Sam_Adams]

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.

I am also against women who think that lowering their voice into a dull whisper makes them sound sexy.

:icon_roll

Automatics are no different than any other firearm. It's ignorance that has spurred on the irrational fear of automatics. You can't do ANY more damage with them than semis. They are less accurate than semis and you're less likely to get hit.

This is a semi-automatic. Care to rethink your position?
8GbAdOpUghw

[TheTruth]

LOL...Was that the episode with the board w/a nail?

That would be the one

[TonyBagels]

So what is the military suppose to use to protect our freedoms, maaan? "whaa"

words maaaan. Harsh words. Even mean words

[Ted the Poster]

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.


Just so you know - you CAN NOT walk into a gun store anywhere in America and walk out with an automatic weapon. It takes months of waiting, stacks of paperwork, and a pile of money. Legally owned automatic weapons have been used in something like 6 crimes in over 50 years.
If a criminal has an automatic weapon, he didn't get it in any way that a new law would prevent.

[DonTheTrucker]

Canada has significantly stricter gun laws

And significantly less of "those pepople"

[Vyce]

I am against automatic weapons. Wholeheartedly. But not handguns or rifles.


You shouldn't have posted this, now Sam Adams will be sending you PMs with links and videos trying to change your mind.

[Ted the Poster]

4?

Yes, Tony. 4.
Slap yourself in the back of the head, please.

[striker]

hmm, Austraila and England have the toughest gun control int he world,yet they both have crime rates 100x what we have

[Save My Up's Dick]

"You can't rob a bank without a gun!"
How many people rob banks with nothing but a note and the threat of a weapon?
Exactly!

Dave's a moron....what did you expect:icon_roll

[Friday]

So what is the military suppose to use to protect our freedoms, maaan? "whaa"

I am CLEARLY talking about weapons for regular non-military citizens, stupid. :action-sm

[striker]

Dave = anti-gun

Wackbag = Pro-gun & anti-Dave

[stillbornstew]

dvd that sheeyit!

<----------also has ftp.

*nods*
;)

<---------------- LOVES the guns

[Ted the Poster]

;)

<---------------- LOVES the guns

You're in the military. Barely, but you're in. So you may play with the guns. :action-sm

[striker]

I am CLEARLY talking about weapons for regular non-military citizens, stupid. :action-sm

Friday, Switzerland and Israel both have laws in place that allow private citizens to own automatic weapons, with the exception terrorists acts, these countries have lower crime rates than the US

[stillbornstew]

how can someone eat his own shit, but be scared of a gun.

[TonyBagels]

Yes, Tony. 4.
Slap yourself in the back of the head, please.

what? too high?

{SLAP!!!!}
Fuck, that hurt

[Ted the Poster]

dvd that sheeyit!

<----------also has ftp.

*nods*

I need some of that FTP. To spread the porn.

[MilkmanDan]

how can someone eat his own shit, but be scared of a gun.

You make a good point sir.

[Ted the Poster]

how can someone eat his own shit, but be scared of a gun.

It's all about the chromosomes, Stew.

[striker]

Too bad Dave doesn't realize that in most states, because of his admission of family history of mental illness, they should not be allowed to have kids

[Chester'sLiver]

Mafialife is awful...

[Sam_Adams]

I'm going to get Dave's e-mail address and let him learn about the reality of firearms instead of shit he sees in movies and on TV.

[stillbornstew]

You're in the military. Barely, but you're in. So you may play with the guns. :action-sm

whenever we do pistol/rifle qualifications, stewie is the first one to volunteer to provide medical coverage. THEN SHOOT GUNS!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[TonyBagels]

I am CLEARLY talking about weapons for regular non-military citizens, stupid. :action-sm

by non-military, do you mean Navy Corpsman?

[striker]

this might scare some people, but my wife and I haev over a dozen guns in the house, all are loaded and easily accessible, yet I would never contemplate pulling that gun fro any purpose but self defense

[stillbornstew]

It's all about the chromosomes, Stew.
or lack there of

[striker]

I'm going to get Dave's e-mail address and let him learn about the reality of firearms instead of shit he sees in movies and on TV.

don't bother, he's too ignorant to grasp the concept of what you'll be trying to explain to him

[Friday]

Friday, Switzerland and Israel both have laws in place that allow private citizens to own automatic weapons, with the exception terrorists acts, these countries have lower crime rates than the US


I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

[dolemyte]

this might scare some people, but my wife and I haev over a dozen guns in the house, all are loaded and easily accessible, yet I would never contemplate pulling that gun fro any purpose but self defense


Why so many?

[striker]

hmmm, I'm thinking pizza for lunch

[TonyBagels]

It's all about the chromosome count, Stew.

fixed for accuracy

[Friday]

this might scare some people, but my wife and I haev over a dozen guns in the house, all are loaded and easily accessible, yet I would never contemplate pulling that gun fro any purpose but self defense

and for when the voices come calling? :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

I am gonna open a rental shop for when some scofflaw breaks into peoples' houses.

I don't own a gun but I can understand why some people would want to.

[TonyBagels]

Pools don't kill people, People kill People

[striker]

Why so many?

you mean why so few? but seriously, there's 4 handguns, 1 shotgun and 7 rifles. Three of the handguns are for recreational shooting, the 4th is kept in the nightstand, with me being gone upto 4 nights per week, it's there for her self defense. The shotgun is kept for the same purpose, the rifles are used for target shooting, plinking, and hunting

[Chester'sLiver]

thats because there are a lot more guns then pools
a person can own 6 guns
they are only going to have one pool

[Sam_Adams]

this might scare some people, but my wife and I haev over a dozen guns in the house, all are loaded and easily accessible, yet I would never contemplate pulling that gun fro any purpose but self defense

:( I've got about 40 personal firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo.

That doesn't count the firearms stocked up as inventory for sale.

[nolajersey]

i need a pool

[mikek]

Pools don't kill people, People kill People

http://disney-clipart.com/winnie-the-pooh/Pooh-Bear/Pooh-bear.jpg

oh, wait...

[striker]

our Home Owners Association has a pool, it's surrounded by a 10ft fence, locked gate and locked clubhouse, yet in the last 8 yrs we've had 4 drownings, yet though we are in a high crime area, there has not been a single shooting

[TheTruth]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

A home invasion by a South American Drug Lord, geesh didn't you ever see Scarface:action-sm

[mikek]

our Home Owners Association has a pool, it's surrounded by a 10ft fence, locked gate and locked clubhouse, yet in the last 8 yrs we've had 4 drownings, yet though we are in a high crime area, there has not been a single shooting

Colorado. High crime area.

Discuss.

[Ted the Poster]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

Well, out here in the sticks, away from NYC, a good friend of mine has over a dozen automatic weapons. He collects and fires them. And he has acres and acres of land on which to fire them safely.
It's all a question of perspective. Just because you city slickers can't behave yourselves, doesn't mean we should all be penalized.

<---Owns one of these (semi-auto):
http://www.restlessadventurer.net/guns/yugo_sks/yugo_sks.jpg

[TonyBagels]

i need a pool

thinking of taking out a couple of kids? why not just paint your toys with lead?

[Danesy]

Ugh ... with the Sox off today, and my new subscription to Gameday Audio I wanted to listen to baseball .... unfortunately, I chose the Phillies game ... what a debacle ....

[mikek]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

[striker]

:( I've got about 40 personal firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo.

That doesn't count the firearms stocked up as inventory for sale.

I'm pretty close to you in the amount of ammo, at last count I had 2,500 rnds for my .45, 2,000 rnds for the 9mm's, 500 rnds for the .30 carbine, 50 rnds for the shotgun, 600 rnds for the rifles but we need to talk about you sending me a couple of these guns you have extra

[Ted the Poster]

thats because there are a lot more guns then pools
a person can own 6 guns
they are only going to have one pool

Well, nobody needs a fully automatic pool that was designed for military use, Chester. That's just unnecessary.

[Chester'sLiver]

<---Owns one of these (semi):
http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/resources/graphic/large/ObamaBarack.jpg

I don't think thats legal stig...

[TonyBagels]

...we should all be penalized.


ewww

[stillbornstew]

You make a good point sir.
every great once in a while, i do. but usually i steeeenk.
by non-military, do you mean Navy Corpsman?
ouch. :(
http://www.hardcharger.com/catalog/FMF_Corps_fin.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well, out here in the sticks, away from NYC, a good friend of mine has over a dozen automatic weapons. He collects and fires them. And he has acres and acres of land on which to fire them safely.
It's all a question of perspective. Just because you city slickers can't behave yourselves, doesn't mean we should all be penalized.

<---Owns one of these (semi-auto):
http://www.restlessadventurer.net/guns/yugo_sks/yugo_sks.jpg

Stig, can I come up and hang out next time the wife is out of town? Between Cosmo and the ability to just go shooting guns...sounds like good times

[Vyce]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.

We need unfettered access to guns, Friday, because any minute our fascist government is going to kick in our doors and come for us.

Dr. Paul told me this.

Or maybe it was just a Paul follower.....

[Sam_Adams]

Are you afraid of these Friday? :(

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg

[mikek]

Ugh ... with the Sox off today, and my new subscription to Gameday Audio I wanted to listen to baseball .... unfortunately, I chose the Phillies game ... what a debacle ....

x2.

Both Manny & Poppy are looking good already. Hopefully they can keep up with pitching, what with Shilling having a spaghetti rotator cuff.

[TonyBagels]

Ugh ... with the Sox off today, and my new subscription to Gameday Audio I wanted to listen to baseball .... unfortunately, I chose the Phillies game ... what a debacle ....

why gameday audio, why not listen to your XM unit?

[striker]

Colorado. High crime area.

Discuss.

typo, I meant I live in a high crime area, Colorado as a whole is not a high crime area

[mikek]

I don't think thats legal stig...

New Hampshire. Live free or die, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

[MilkmanDan]

Nice STFU there budday, thank god Ron. Although Daves still talking.

[Ted the Poster]

I don't think thats legal stig...

It's Confederate Army surplus. I don't use it to pick cotton.

[striker]

and for when the voices come calling? :action-sm

I can honestly say that even when the voices come calling, I haev never thought of pulling a gun

[TonyBagels]

Fuckin' hate this commercial and the whole Zapper family

[mikek]

Fuckin' hate this commercial and the whole Zapper family


Great job, Susan!

[Ted the Poster]

Stig, can I come up and hang out next time the wife is out of town? Between Cosmo and the ability to just go shooting guns...sounds like good times

How about if I go out of town, and you keep the wife entertained? I need a break.

New Hampshire. Live free or die, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Friday]

Are you afraid of these Friday? :(

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg

you do realize there is a 'i am making up for my tiny penis by owning multiple large, fallic weapons and showing them to you here' thread in "Off Topic". right?

:action-sm

[mikek]

you do realize there is a 'i am making up for my tiny penis by owning multiple large, fallic weapons and showing them to you here' thread in "Off Topic". right?



hot

[Sam_Adams]

you do realize there is a 'i am making up for my tiny penis by owning multiple large, fallic weapons and showing them to you here' thread in "Off Topic". right?

:action-sm

Friday if you want to see my cock then all you have to do is ask :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Great job, Susan!

She won't be giving anyone spontaneous male enhancement.

[stillbornstew]

I like to shoot guns as much as anyone, and I do so at the range in Vegas where they can be rented. I just don't see any viable Reason to own one.

It's my opinion. And I stand by it.
thats cool sweetie. when i was in NO, i had a pistol on me at all times. when i get back to the states, i'll be carrying a gun again. you just can't be too safe. especially at 5'4 and weighing 130lbs.
Are you afraid of these Friday? :(

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/AKPair.jpg
<---------------- has an erection now

[striker]

you do realize there is a 'i am making up for my tiny penis by owning multiple large, fallic weapons and showing them to you here' thread in "Off Topic". right?

:action-sm

I resent that, I have a large penis and many guns, what am I making up for????

[Sam_Adams]

thats cool sweetie. when i was in NO, i had a pistol on me at all times. when i get back to the states, i'll be carrying a gun again. you just can't be too safe. especially at 5'4 and weighing 130lbs.

<---------------- has an erection now

Just fire one on auto with a 75rd drum magazine :action-sm

[striker]

fvck fvck fvck, Oral surgeon just called, my appt. is confirmed for the 14th, at effing age 40 I'm finally getting my wisdom teeth removed. 40 minutes procedure, then I'llbe on heavy meds and off work for4 to 5 days

[DonTheTrucker]

you do realize there is a 'i am making up for my tiny penis by owning multiple large, fallic weapons and showing them to you here' thread in "Off Topic". right?

:action-sm

Thank you for making the lots of guns = tiny cock joke. I was debating whether it would be funny.

It was.

[striker]

Thank you for making the lots of guns = tiny cock joke. I was debating whether it would be funny.

It was.

but it was only funny because it came from such a hot chick