Ron & Fez Listening Thread -- 04.07.08 -- Black Earl Douglas: Portrait of Mediocrity

[KNUCKLEUP]

we've got the pictures to prove it.

[Deadbent]

I side here.
:p

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies.

[KNUCKLEUP]

velcome to zee thread... [/creepy]

[Dr. Hoffman]

I choose knuckles thread because she's a gurrrrrl. :action-sm

Hiya buddays!

[Deadbent]

I choose knuckles thread because she's a gurrrrrl. :action-sm

Hiya buddays!



x2! (actually because the title was funny, and true.)

Hows the new gig coming along so far?

[crippledalbino]

Putting a vote in for the popularity contest!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

x2! (actually because the title was funny, and true.)

Hows the new gig coming along so far?

Good, waiting for my Public Trust paperwork to get approved so I can do project work.

[Arch Stanton]

Boy Howdy my Buddays!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Boy Howdy my Buddays!!!

Morning sir. :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Morning sir. :action-sm

Hiya! Nice to see ya.


sure beats hearing ya

(I'm a bad boy)

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya! Nice to see ya.


sure beats hearing ya

(I'm a bad boy)

Die in a fire.

[Mobo]

Awwww bawdies!

[Ted the Poster]

I think that lazy golfer Earl should have his name changed to Tiger Wouldn't.

[Friday]

hi buddays

being poor is the pits. no Lewis Black for me. :(

instead, i choose to buy groceries.

[Mobo]

I think that lazy golfer Earl should have his name changed to Tiger Wouldn't.

or Jack N****rlaus.

[crippledalbino]

Awwww bawdies!
Welcome back sir, although you're just off to your hour long lunchtime now.
I think that lazy golfer Earl should have his name changed to Tiger Wouldn't.

Golf jokes Vijay Stinghk.

[crippledalbino]

hi buddays

being poor is the pits. no Lewis Black for me. :(

instead, i choose to buy groceries.

Food is such a frivolous expense.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooooooo I like when the show starts..

[Danesy]

Back just in time .... for the Ron and stupid Dave eating his own feces show .... ;)

[Mobo]

Welcome back sir, although you're just off to your hour long lunchtime now.

yup...you know my schedule to a "T"....

Back just in time .... for the Ron and stupid Dave eating his own feces show .... ;)

suddenly....I'm not so hungry anymore....

[crippledalbino]

oooooooooooooo I like when the show starts..
I like when Ron sings along, personally.
I should say that every day. It'll be hilarious.
Back just in time .... for the Ron and stupid Dave eating his own feces show .... ;)

Welcome back.
I'm sure that this time it'll be high-brow and intellectual shit-eating.

[Friday]

Food is such a frivolous expense.

i should really NOT be eating at all and just let my body feed on it's own fat.

i did my hair and got all perty too before realizing I a not made of money.

I suck.

[Arch Stanton]

Back just in time .... for the Ron and stupid Dave eating his own feces show .... ;)

After that move, he should have ben banned from the building

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, Let's get down to it

[Danesy]

Welcome back.
I'm sure that this time it'll be high-brow and intellectual shit-eating.

Oooooooh we can hope!!!! :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

yup...you know my schedule to a "T"....



Yeah, I usually just notice that somewhere around 1:05 I'm looking around going 'man, that whole last hour was fucking hilarious, I could use a break'

Awww... you know I'm kidding, Moberista!
I just miss this hour without the ass end of this Comedy Giraffe...

[Mach5]

hey, does anyone know the name of the song R&F uses after the intro song? the one after 'good morning boppers'.

[crippledalbino]

3-13 minutes? What the fuck do I do for the other 2-12 minutes?

[DonTheTrucker]

3-13 minutes?

Thats a pretty big spread.

[DonTheTrucker]

3-13 minutes? What the fuck do I do for the other 2-12 minutes?

What you always do, cry and apologize.

[crippledalbino]

hey, does anyone know the name of the song R&F uses after the intro song? the one after 'good morning boppers'.

http://ronfez.net/mediadownloads/openers.php?=958833 (http://meatspin.com)
Try that, they keep an archive there.

[crippledalbino]

Wait, now you can't count foreplay in that time? Shit. And I wanted to get back to Hill Street Blues reruns.

[Dr. Hoffman]

What you always do, cry and apologize.

I figured he would just get in another argument with Sam_Adams.

[Arch Stanton]

3-13 minutes?

Thats a pretty big spread.

Yes, spreading the legs helps

[Arch Stanton]

Wait, now you can't count foreplay in that time? Shit. And I wanted to get back to Hill Street Blues reruns.

....Let's be careful out there

[Danesy]

I don't know a chick in the world who wouldn't find that insulting ... it's just how we are ...

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't know a chick in the world who wouldn't find that insulting ... it's just how we are ...

I'm pretty certain if we look hard enough we can find one. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I figured he would just get in another argument with Sam_Adams.
I'm done with my fight with Sam, Cromwell, and Deadbent, looks like you're next, ass. Pearl Jam sucks.

[Danesy]

I'm pretty certain if we look hard enough we can find one. :action-sm

I don't get it .... but I am sure there's an inside joke I guess..... :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm done with my fight with Sam, Cromwell, and Deadbent, looks like you're next, ass. Pearl Jam sucks.

Yeah...well Dream Theater sucks!

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't get it .... but I am sure there's an inside joke I guess..... :(

Not an inside joke...just saying that if you look hard enough you are bound to find what it is you are looking for.

[Danesy]

Not an inside joke...just saying that if you look hard enough you are bound to find what it is you are looking for.

OK .... sorry. Der .... not really on my game today .... I got like 2 hours sleep last night ... stupid MSNBC and their Lock Up Marathons .... :mad4:

[crippledalbino]

Yeah...well Dream Theater sucks!
Oh, shut up, you know you dig them too.
And Pearl Jam doesn't really suck either. Fuck, we suck at fighting.
Not an inside joke...just saying that if you look hard enough you are bound to find what it is you are looking for.

Hoffman is just posting U2 lyrics at this point.

[crippledalbino]

OK .... sorry. Der .... not really on my game today .... I got like 2 hours sleep last night ... stupid MSNBC and their Lock Up Marathons .... :mad4:

Don't worry about it. I'm hungover too, and my jokes aren't fuckin' funny to begin with. And besides, since this is kind of a 'replay', the thread is sleepin' anyhow.

[Ted the Poster]

I downloaded that new REM album this weekend. It's really good! It actually rocks.

[Danesy]

Hoffman is just posting U2 lyrics at this point.

HA! Now I am giggling like a retard at my desk ..... :haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

I downloaded that new REM album this weekend. It's really good! It actually rocks.

*squint*
Sometimes I just can't tell if there's sarcasm in Stig's posts. This time I think he's actually serious because he seems unfortunate enough to be a big REM fan.

[Danesy]

I downloaded that new REM album this weekend. It's really good! It actually rocks.

Stiggy Bear!!!!! I didn't see you here you witty bastard!!! :D

[crippledalbino]

Dream Theater...
Enough about the fuckin' Dream Theater, Crip!
Fuck you guys. Dream Theater is putting out stuff that's getting better all the time AND I was as excited as fuck about their most recent album, and that was their fucking ninth...

[Dr. Hoffman]

HA! Now I am giggling like a retard at my desk ..... :haha7::haha7:

Same here. I didn't even realize I had done that.

[crippledalbino]

Stiggy Bear!!!!! I didn't see you here you witty bastard!!! :D

I don't know what you were originally posting, but I'll point and laugh anyhow. HA HA!

[MilkmanDan]

Blablablabla I get offended by everything:D

Yet you're not offended by "Chick"....

[Ted the Poster]

*squint*
Sometimes I just can't tell if there's sarcasm in Stig's posts. This time I think he's actually serious because he seems unfortunate enough to be a big REM fan.

REM fan since day one, sir! I even met them once back when Life's Rich Pageant came out. Their post Bill Berry albums have sucked pretty hard, but this new one is quite good. I love the single.
I'm pretty sure it's not out yet. I got it from Usenet.

[Danesy]

I don't know what you were originally posting, but I'll point and laugh anyhow. HA HA!

I spelled "here" originally "hear" ...

Yet you're not offended by "Chick"....

Ummmmm ..... yes I am .... I fuckin' hate that ..... you know me well. :icon_roll

[DonTheTrucker]

Iron Maiden may be my favorite band and they haven't made a complete listenable album since 1992.

[moochcassidy]

hey, does anyone know the name of the song R&F uses after the intro song? the one after 'good morning boppers'.

LCD Soundsystem - 'North American Scum'

[Ted the Poster]

Originally Posted by Danesy
Stiggy Bear!!!!! I didn't see you here you witty bastard!!!
I don't know what you were originally posting, but I'll point and laugh anyhow. HA HA!

Nothing that witty at the time, as luck would have it. But Danesy knows a future hall of famer when she sees one. :rolleyes:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Iron Maiden may be my favorite band and they haven't made a complete listenable album since 1992.

They're still making albums?

[crippledalbino]

REM fan since day one, sir! I even met them once back when Life's Rich Pageant came out. Their post Bill Berry albums have sucked pretty hard, but this new one is quite good. I love the single.
I'm pretty sure it's not out yet. I got it from Usenet.

Hey everybody, watch me give Stig a nine-hundred and seventh reason to hate me....


I liked "Losing my Religion", that's about all I know.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think Seattle was last one I watched...

[crippledalbino]

Iron Maiden may be my favorite band and they haven't made a complete listenable album since 1992.

They're still making albums?

Yes they are.
And in fact, their last three albums have been pretty good. They had a string of lousy ones starting at about seventh son, BUT... But Brave New World and A Matter of Life or Death is pretty cool. There are even some decent ones on Dance of Death.
<----already has Maiden tickets for this summer

[Hidden_Rage]

The best Real World was...

You mean that show wasn't canceled? Hasn't that show been on for like 8 years?

I think the last one I saw was the one in Vegas because I was bored... I think it was in Vegas.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ugh I hate to relate a personal story to Real World since apparently I'm self indulgent with this stuff but I dated a girl who knew one of the guys on the Vegas season. The one who wanted to be a politician actually.

[crippledalbino]

LCD Soundsystem - 'North American Scum'

Always popping in with the great info, that mooch.

[Arch Stanton]

I think Seattle was last one I watched...

What a MO!!!

[crippledalbino]

Ugh I hate to relate a personal story to Real World since apparently I'm self indulgent with this stuff but I dated a girl who knew one of the guys on the Vegas season. The one who wanted to be a politician actually.

I took a French class with "Dave" who was perhaps... what, Seattle, maybe? Guy from Boston, and I think he had a breakdown or something? I so don't follow it, but he loved plugging the fact that he was on the real world.

[Chester'sLiver]

no its that black dude Tek

[krisko]

hi

[crippledalbino]

Pitz really is a 'Mo. Jesus.

[crippledalbino]

hi

Welcome back.

[Hidden_Rage]

hi

hey, you joined for Real World trivia!



...yeah. It's Monday, what do ya expect.

[Friday]

LCD Soundsystem - 'North American Scum'

thank you, smewchie ;)

[krisko]

pitzy's fuckin rainman..what a douche

[Arch Stanton]

hey, you joined for Real World trivia!



...yeah. It's Monday, what do ya expect.

I am so lost

[DonTheTrucker]

I took a French class with "Dave" who was perhaps... what, Seattle, maybe? Guy from Boston, and I think he had a breakdown or something? I so don't follow it, but he loved plugging the fact that he was on the real world.

I graduated with this chick

http://www.tiasbuenas.com.ar/images/A/Amy_Miller_012.jpg

Not real world related but you can see why I would post that pic :action-sm

[moochcassidy]

hi

are the rumours true?

[Arch Stanton]

thank you, smewchie ;)

Hey baby. How goes it? I have a miserable fuckin' cold. Had to sing a Concert last night, which went well, I don't know how, but it did. Would have been alot better if I was well though.

Thought you were going to Unmasked?

[crippledalbino]

I am so lost
I'm so Jericho.
I graduated with this chick

http://www.tiasbuenas.com.ar/images/A/Amy_Miller_012.jpg

Not real world related but you can see why I would post that pic :action-sm

No, I can't, because my job is filtering it, but I would suspect that it's some hot chick that never gave you the time of day.

[Chester'sLiver]

are the rumours true?

oh you bastard..Why are you in my thread????!!!



hi btw..:action-sm

[mikek]

<----- so doesn't care about T.R.W.




(just sayin)

[Arch Stanton]

I graduated with this chick

http://www.tiasbuenas.com.ar/images/A/Amy_Miller_012.jpg

Not real world related but you can see why I would post that pic :action-sm

You can leave your boots on

[crippledalbino]

are the rumours true?

Hey look at mooch, lobbing the softball to the whole board...

[DonTheTrucker]

are the rumours true?

Yes. She was actually born Christopher.

[Arch Stanton]

I'm so Jericho.


No, I can't, because my job is filtering it, but I would suspect that it's some hot chick that never gave you the time of day.

ding ding ding

[crippledalbino]

<----- so doesn't care about T.R.W.

mikek's more of a T.R.L. guy, I think.

[DonTheTrucker]

You can leave your boots on

Too bad she's my age. I'm sure she looks like hell at 35.

Hey look at mooch, lobbing the softball to the whole board...

And me popping out to short.

[mikek]

mikek's more of a T.R.L. guy, I think.

i just watch stuff from my era. you know... silents.

[Ted the Poster]

Hey everybody, watch me give Stig a nine-hundred and seventh reason to hate me....

I liked "Losing my Religion", that's about all I know.

Awwwww...I don't hate you li'l fella! Just don't go dissing The Beatles.

(I can't imagine someone who's just listening to their albums for the first time and isn't blown away.)

If you know any of these Real World answers, choke yourself.

[crippledalbino]

Too bad she's my age. I'm sure she looks like hell at 35.



And me popping out to short.

You just had to fuckin' swing for it first, and look where it got you.
Of course, giving yourself an extra couple seconds would have given you a better line that someone else would have posted before you.

[Danesy]

This is so awful, who the fuck cares????

[Ted the Poster]

i just watch stuff from my era. you know... silents.

The stuff from our era of MTV would be 120 Minutes, that I.R.S. records show hosted by the singer from The Fleshtones (The Cutting Edge?) and old-school Headbanger's Ball.

[DonTheTrucker]

No, I can't, because my job is filtering it, but I would suspect that it's some hot chick that never gave you the time of day.

No room to talk until you learn how to beat filters sir. :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

I graduated with this chick

http://www.tiasbuenas.com.ar/images/A/Amy_Miller_012.jpg

Not real world related but you can see why I would post that pic :action-sm

Smokin' hot and drinking a Guinness. I would marry her.

[mikek]

The stuff from our era of MTV would be 120 Minutes, that I.R.S. records show hosted by the singer from The Fleshtones (The Cutting Edge?) and old-school Headbanger's Ball.

Headbanger's Ball rocked.

[Friday]

Hey baby. How goes it? I have a miserable fuckin' cold. Had to sing a Concert last night, which went well, I don't know how, but it did. Would have been alot better if I was well though.

Thought you were going to Unmasked?

i was supposed to but i am poor right now and groceries seemed more important than travel into the big city.

singing through sickness is never a good time... but it's always amazing how well good vocalists can sound even through muck and phlegm. I am sure you were wonderful!

[DonTheTrucker]

Smokin' hot and drinking a Guinness. I would marry her.

Buy her new tits and a Corvette like the first guy she married did and you're in like Flynn.

[mikek]

No, I can't, because my job is filtering it, but I would suspect that it's some hot chick that never gave you the time of day.

No room to talk until you learn how to beat filters sir.

(my personal) proxy @ 64.22.125.180:9876

pls don't get me arrested.

[Ted the Poster]

Buy her new tits and a Corvette like the first guy she married did and you're in like Flynn.

And out in a year with half of my stuff missing, I imagine.

[DonTheTrucker]

(my personal) proxy @ 64.22.125.180:9876

pls don't get me arrested.

Don't worry, the chick in that picture is 35 years old.

I can't speak for what he'd do with your proxy after that

[crippledalbino]

No room to talk until you learn how to beat filters sir. :action-sm

It's true, I don't know how to beat filters, but usually I don't mind, since the last thing I need is for my boss to come up behind me when someone is posting pictures of gigantic, gaping moose vaginas or something.

[J. PETERSON]

Hiya buddays.
Been a while!

[DonTheTrucker]

And out in a year with half of my stuff missing, I imagine.

Who knows, she's too old to pose in Playboy anymore. You might get to keep her.

[mikek]

the last thing I need is for my boss to come up behind me when someone is posting pictures of gigantic, gaping moose vaginas or something.

hot

[crippledalbino]

(my personal) proxy @ 64.22.125.180:9876

pls don't get me arrested.

Oooh, thank you sir, but I'm not sure that I'd take you up on putting those numbers in. See... that's probably the sort of thing that could get ME fired. Although... tempting fucking tempting.

[krisko]

are the rumours true?
that i have meatrage? "whaa"

[DonTheTrucker]

It's true, I don't know how to beat filters, but usually I don't mind, since the last thing I need is for my boss to come up behind me when someone is posting pictures of gigantic, gaping moose vaginas or something.

Who knows, maybe your boss likes Meatspin too.

[Danesy]

Hiya buddays.
Been a while!

Holy shit!!!! I thought me showin' up was a rarity!!!! Where you been?!?!?

[crippledalbino]

Mobo's in THIS promo!

[Deadbent]

The Whatley Possee


Mooogedieibaklfnaklklkljsdfjkl

[crippledalbino]

Alright!

[DonTheTrucker]

This promo stinks. No Lord Xenu.

[Ted the Poster]

that i have meatrage? "whaa"

You're crazy for the meat?

[Friday]

whatley posseeee blblbolbla

<3 silly Mobo

[Deadbent]

that i have meatrage? "whaa"


http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2619933.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED6147D70C6DBD5055 5A5397277B4DC33E

[Ted the Poster]

Hiya buddays.
Been a while!

Damn, boy. We thought you were dead!
Really, we had a funeral and everything. Even poured out a 40. Well, part of one. :action-sm

[J. PETERSON]

Holy shit!!!! I thought me showin' up was a rarity!!!! Where you been?!?!?

I've been overseas doing missionary work for my church.

Or doing some chic missionary style in a church.
Something like that.
:action-sm

Old Network admin got the boot, so no more blocked websites, yay!

[krisko]

You're crazy for the meat?
:rolleyes:
stig doesn't get my jokes :(
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2619933.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED6147D70C6DBD5055 5A5397277B4DC33E

red x FTW!!!!

[J. PETERSON]

Damn, boy. We thought you were dead!
Really, we had a funeral and everything. Even poured out a 40. Well, part of one. :action-sm

Damn.
As long as that Alan Alda picture had something to do with my funeral, I'm ok with it.
Stig...

30,000+?
You still have a day job? :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays.
Been a while!

Holy shit!!! Where the hell have you been?

BTW...I wouldn't in a million years go to Jenine Garafallo unmasked. Sorry buddays.

[krisko]

has anyone mentioned that no one on the fucking planet earth gives an ounce of shit about janene garalfaafalaooo? she is quite possibly the unfunniest person ever. we get it. you're gothic and depressed and men dont like you. slit your wrists already and spare us the fucking agony.

[DonTheTrucker]

red x FTW!!!!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/1stbluescreen.jpg

[Mobo]

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I came in at the end of it....I still haven't heard that promo.....

[J. PETERSON]

Holy shit!!! Where the hell have you been?

BTW...I wouldn't in a million years go to Jenine Garafallo unmasked. Sorry buddays.

Homan! What's up budday?
Went into a paintball shop the other day....made me think of you.
Aw.
:icon_cool

[DonTheTrucker]

men dont like you.

I'm fairly sure the feeling is mutal on her part.

But of course you're right. She's an unfunny cunt.

[Hidden_Rage]

has anyone mentioned that no one on the fucking planet earth gives an ounce of shit about janene garalfaafalaooo? she is quite possibly the unfunniest person ever. we get it. you're gothic and depressed and men dont like you. slit your wrists already and spare us the fucking agony.

I didn't even know that she was actually still around after she did that crappy super hero movie where all she did was throw a bowling ball

[Ted the Poster]

:rolleyes:
stig doesn't get my jokes :(


Sure I do. That's why I try to make the save. :action-sm

Damn.
As long as that Alan Alda picture had something to do with my funeral, I'm ok with it.
Stig...

30,000+?
You still have a day job? :action-sm

Yes. But I don't work real hard. I should. But I don't. :icon_mrgr

[Dr. Hoffman]

Homan! What's up budday?
Went into a paintball shop the other day....made me think of you.
Aw.
:icon_cool

Hehehehe. I just shed a little tear. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I came in at the end of it....I still haven't heard that promo.....

Do what I did when they used one of my calls to make a commercial. Email Earl and he'll get back to you 6 weeks later.

[Hidden_Rage]

Sure I do. That's why I try to make the save. :action-sm



Yes. But I don't work real hard. I should. But I don't. :icon_mrgr

Basically, J Pete, he gets paid to post at Wackbag :D

[Arch Stanton]

Homan! What's up budday?
Went into a paintball shop the other day....made me think of you.
Aw.
:icon_cool

How have ya been ya big Mo?

[Ted the Poster]

has anyone mentioned that no one on the fucking planet earth gives an ounce of shit about janene garalfaafalaooo? she is quite possibly the unfunniest person ever. we get it. you're gothic and depressed and men dont like you. slit your wrists already and spare us the fucking agony.

I suggested on another thread that instead of being Unmasked, she should be Un-Lifed.

[Arch Stanton]

Hehehehe. I just shot a little load. :action-sm

Fixed for accuracy

[Ted the Poster]

Basically, J Pete, he gets paid to post at Wackbag :D

That's about the size of it, yeah.

[Mobo]

I'm a little more passive aggressive with store clerks....when they ask for my phone number, I give them my area code and 7 random numbers...then giggle to myself that someone just got added to some mailing list...

[Danesy]

I'm a little more passive aggressive with store clerks....when they ask for my phone number, I give them my area code and 7 random numbers...then giggle to myself that someone just got added to some mailing list...

I always give them my ex's cell phone number ... I always smile after doin' it!

[J. PETERSON]

How have ya been ya big Mo?
Ya know. Still doin 'Mo shit. That's how I roll Arch!

Basically, J Pete, he gets paid to post at Wackbag :D
Awesome! Apparently, I'll be doing the same again! haha

Oh, just to stay on topic...Janeane Garofalo sucks.
Do people still get mad if youre not posting on topic in here?

[krisko]

Sure I do. That's why I try to make the save. :action-sm

:(
i loffed

I suggested on another thread that instead of being Unmasked, she should be Un-Lifed.
very good stig! :clap:
I'm a little more passive aggressive with store clerks....when they ask for my phone number, I give them my area code and 7 random numbers...then giggle to myself that someone just got added to some mailing list...

i always give them a friend's number...teehee.

[Mobo]

Oh, just to stay on topic...Janeane Garofalo sucks.
Do people still get mad if youre not posting on topic in here?

Hi, J....I'm Mobo...I must have come in on your hiatus....do people get mad? Who knows? Who cares? Post whatcha want....How do you think Stig got the ridiculous post count? Staying on topic?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Basically, J Pete, he gets paid to post at Wackbag :D

I think these days he's working on a Wackbag pension.

[Arch Stanton]

i was supposed to but i am poor right now and groceries seemed more important than travel into the big city.

singing through sickness is never a good time... but it's always amazing how well good vocalists can sound even through muck and phlegm. I am sure you were wonderful!

Got me the pineapple juice and the new over the counter 1200mg Mucinex DM to help with the cough.

[crippledalbino]

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I came in at the end of it....I still haven't heard that promo.....
Poor Mobo.
You need to get better at being by the radio for self-whoring goodness.

I'm a little more passive aggressive with store clerks....when they ask for my phone number, I give them my area code and 7 random numbers...then giggle to myself that someone just got added to some mailing list...

I do that too, actually, but I just transpose a couple of the numbers.
Mmmm.
I add nothing to this conversation.

[DonTheTrucker]

i always give them a friend's number...teehee.

I give them my number and go home and wait for someone to call. No one ever does. :icon_cry:

[crippledalbino]

Got me the pineapple juice and the new over the counter 1200mg Mucinex DM to help with the cough.

That's Arch, bringin' the sexy back!

[J. PETERSON]

I think these days he's working on a Wackbag pension.

Well, he is approaching that age where he should be collecting social security....

Hi, J....I'm Mobo...I must have come in on your hiatus....do people get mad? Who knows? Who cares? Post whatcha want....How do you think Stig got the ridiculous post count? Staying on topic?

Hello, Mobo. I just remember an incident where it was threatened if you take the thread off track, you'd be suspended.
And where's Standby?!

[Dr. Hoffman]

I always give them my ex's cell phone number ... I always smile after doin' it!

Speaking of which. Did you get that whole situation straighted out?

[crippledalbino]

Ya know. Still doin 'Mo shit. That's how I roll Arch!


Awesome! Apparently, I'll be doing the same again! haha

Oh, just to stay on topic...Janeane Garofalo sucks.
Do people still get mad if youre not posting on topic in here?

We have a whole host of things that we get pissed off for, sir, but on-topic posting isn't generally one of them. However, there's a hilarious thread with sixteen or eighteen things that if you do them, you're a talentless, unfunny hack. We like to do at least fifteen of those things by noon.

[Mobo]

If Fez cries, and the show is pre-recorded, can I call?

[crippledalbino]

Well, he is approaching that age where he should be collecting social security....



Hello, Mobo. I just remember an incident where it was threatened if you take the thread off track, you'd be suspended.
And where's Standby?!

Suspended?
Holy shit.
I wonder what happens if you derail a thread with free-thought lolkatz pictures.
It's a different era now, sir.

[crippledalbino]

If Fez cries, and the show is pre-recorded, can I call?

Just call Ron's cell phone as he's doing the Unmasked interview.

[Danesy]

Speaking of which. Did you get that whole situation straighted out?

He is leavin' me alone ... for now.

I am workin' on fixing the child support, and blah blah blah ... but he isn't harassing me anymore, so that's a step.

[krisko]

Got me the pineapple juice and the new over the counter 1200mg Mucinex DM to help with the cough.
pineapple juice huh?.....whoever's taking care of you is confused...you can't suck it out...especially not from there :icon_eek:

I add nothing to this message board.
yeah....and your blog stinks.
I give them my number and go home and wait for someone to call. No one ever does. :icon_cry:

this made me chuckle...unless it's true...then it made me bust up in hysterics. no offense.

[mikek]

<---- predicts tears

[Mobo]

Suspended?
Holy shit.
I wonder what happens if you derail a thread with free-thought lolkatz pictures.
It's a different era now, sir.

I'll say....I've even made a bit out of postwhoring....

[Arch Stanton]

Ya know. Still doin 'Mo shit. That's how I roll Arch!


Awesome! Apparently, I'll be doing the same again! haha

Oh, just to stay on topic...Janeane Garofalo sucks.
Do people still get mad if youre not posting on topic in here?

And I like the way you roll, indeed.

As for topic? That's always meandering.

[crippledalbino]

I'll say....I've even made a bit out of postwhoring....

At this point, when someone mentions something relating to the show as it happens, it just seems random and not funny.

Oh, and Mobo... I hope you don't think that you're fuckin' Moboserpher Whoreumbus with your hilarious new bit. That's EVERYONE's fucking bit.

[Dr. Hoffman]

He is leavin' me alone ... for now.

I am workin' on fixing the child support, and blah blah blah ... but he isn't harassing me anymore, so that's a step.

That's good to hear.

[Arch Stanton]

pineapple juice huh?.....whoever's taking care of you is confused...you can't suck it out...especially not from there :icon_eek:



Yeah, but it sure is alot of fun trying

[Mobo]

At this point, when someone mentions something relating to the show as it happens, it just seems random and not funny.

Oh, and Mobo... I hope you don't think that you're fuckin' Moboserpher Whoreumbus with your hilarious new bit. That's EVERYONE's fucking bit.

I'm talking about triple combos, Douchy McLiteralstein....no one can fill up a thread like you, sir....

[DonTheTrucker]

this made me chuckle...unless it's true...then it made me bust up in hysterics. no offense.

I'm glad my pain brings you such mirth. :D

[Mobo]

I'm higher than most of my friends and just about any given moment.

[krisko]

Well, he is approaching that age where he should be collecting social security....



Hello, Mobo. I just remember an incident where it was threatened if you take the thread off track, you'd be suspended.
And where's Standby?!
miss standby :(

seriuosly like...Miss Standby...he finally went through with it.

:action-sm
Yeah, but it sure is alot of fun trying

says you!

[crippledalbino]

I'm talking about triple combos, Douchy McLiteralstein....no one can fill up a thread like you, sir....

Well excuse me, Grumper Unfunnyski, I just want to make sure that you don't start feeling too good about yourself with a fucking named bit.

(See? Now I'm staying on topic with the conversation on the radio!)

[Arch Stanton]

At this point, when someone mentions something relating to the show as it happens, it just seems random and not funny.

Oh, and Mobo... I hope you don't think that you're fuckin' Moboserpher Whoreumbus with your hilarious new bit. That's EVERYONE's fucking bit.

I'm talking about triple combos, Douchy McLiteralstein....no one can fill up like you, sir....

fixed

[Mobo]

Well excuse me, Grumper Unfunnyski, I just want to make sure that you don't start feeling too good about yourself with a fucking named bit.

(See? Now I'm staying on topic with the conversation on the radio!)

callllllm-o...mr. Criple Triple....who named that one again?

[Dr. Hoffman]

miss standby :(

seriuosly like...Miss Standby...he finally went through with it.


Miss Standby too. Maybe someday, like J Pete did today, he will make his triumphant return to the little place called Wackbag. Where everybody knows your name.

[krisko]

I'm glad my pain brings you such mirth. :D

no, it brings me frankincense





/horsecrash


the only time i can remember being genuinely happy about a friend's good news is when she told me she had a miscarriage......
<rimshot>

no, but when my friend called me to tell me she got engaged i started crying...out of happiness

[Deadbent]

Holy shit. J. Peterson!!!

[J. PETERSON]

miss standby :(

seriuosly like...Miss Standby...he finally went through with it.


Aw. Poor kid.

[Mobo]

no, it brings me frankincense





/horsecrash


the only time i can remember being genuinely happy about a friend's good news is when she told me she had a miscarriage......
<rimshot>

no, but when my friend called me to tell me she got engaged i started crying...out of happiness

That was Krisko, ladies and gentlemen! Let's keep it going for her!

[crippledalbino]

callllllm-o...mr. Criple Triple....who named that one again?

Everyone did.
Spontaneously just came up with it, and then every single time they put my little leg-braces up on their shoulders, laugh with great uproarity, and sing 'Crip's a jolly good fellow'.

[Mobo]

Everyone did.
Spontaneously just came up with it, and then every single time they put my little leg-braces up on their shoulders, laugh with great uproarity, and sing 'Crip's a jolly good fellow'.

You're sweet.

(go ahead and make your little "fixed" jokes you animals....what's a matter with 2 grown men enjoying each others posts? I thought the Bag was more understanding....)

[KNUCKLEUP]

SMOOOOOTHIIIEEEEEZZZZZZ
NOM NOM

[crippledalbino]

no, it brings me frankincense





/horsecrash


the only time i can remember being genuinely happy about a friend's good news is when she told me she had a miscarriage......
<rimshot>

no, but when my friend called me to tell me she got engaged i started crying...out of happiness

That was Krisko, ladies and gentlemen! Let's keep it going for her!

:clap::clap::clap::clap:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p96/Toya999/cute_panda-1.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

no, it brings me frankincense





/horsecrash

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/donkey.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

I think these days he's working on a Wackbag pension.

Well, he is approaching that age where he should be collecting social security....

And where's Standby?!

Bastard, bastard, and deceased.

If Fez cries, and the show is pre-recorded, can I call?

I'd be disappointed if you didn't. :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/donkey.jpg

That savage is eyeing up that horsecock to either suck it off or just wack himself off staring at it.

[J. PETERSON]

Holy shit. J. Peterson!!!
Howdy sir. How's things?

Miss Standby too. Maybe someday, like J Pete did today, he will make his triumphant return to the little place called Wackbag. Where everybody knows your name.

Hopefully I'll be able to stick around for a while. I'm working out of town, so I'll be outta the office 3 days a week...but I will be a little more active than I have been for oh, the last year. ha

[Ted the Poster]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/donkey.jpg

Stupid savages. They only recently discovered the Wheel and the Lever.

[Mobo]

That savage is eyeing up that horsecock to either suck it off or just wack himself off staring at it.

Wow......just....wow. You ok, Arch?

[Deadbent]

Not really keeping track of the thread, gettin a weee bit busy, but omg the frankincense slayed.

Hard core miss, hard coooore:clap9::clap9:

[Wilmington WOW]

hey buddays


"she is in a fight 50% of time with people on computers" - lol
"she is off the rails" - ha ha

[krisko]

i'll be back in a bit...my glasses are ready at the eye doctor walmart...i'm ashamed
byee!

[Ted the Poster]

Not really keeping track of the thread, gettin a weee bit busy, but omg the frankincense slayed.

Hard core miss, hard coooore:clap9::clap9:

But where de gode at?

[Arch Stanton]

Wow......just....wow. You ok, Arch?

No man...I'm pretty fuckin' far from Ok
x2

[Ted the Poster]

i'll be back in a bit...my glasses are ready at the eye doctor walmart...i'm ashamed
byee!

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT WELFARE-FACE!

[crippledalbino]

no, it brings me frankincense





/horsecrash


I hate you.

[Arch Stanton]

i'll be back in a bit...my glasses are ready at the eye doctor walmart...i'm ashamed
byee!

C-YA

[J. PETERSON]

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT WELFARE-FACE!

aaaahahahahaha
I've got some iiiiiiice cream, but krisko cant haaaaaaaaave none cuz she on da welllllllfare

[Wilmington WOW]

wait where is the
PAC HTG PAC HTG PAC HTG .................................................. .........
post?

[Mobo]

x2

First a post about sucking horse cock, then a quote from a man who was just ass *****.....

[Deadbent]

But where de gode at?


:D


Stig gets referential humor.

[Mobo]

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT WELFARE-FACE!

she's a liar....she's going to Wal-Mart to pick up her glass....the other half is on lay-away....

[crippledalbino]

:D


Stig gets referential humor.

Because he has a striped shirt and a whistle?

[krisko]

Not really keeping track of the thread, gettin a weee bit busy, but omg the frankincense slayed.

Hard core miss, hard coooore:clap9::clap9:

:D

biblical hilarity :)

[Mobo]

But where de gode at?

Could be the Messiah, who climbed into a manger and pretended to be a leprechan....

[Deadbent]

Because he has a striped shirt and a whistle?


Since when is stig working at Foot Locker? :(
Last I heard he can't go out in the sunlight.

[crippledalbino]

Could be the Messiah, who climbed into a manger and pretended to be a leprachan....

And was spinning the gode from straw until we guessed that his name was "Nebuchenezzer"

[Razor Roman]

wait... Sheepy's pregnant?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Because he has a striped shirt and a whistle?

No...because he is practically Ant's age.

Libbidy Bibbidy!!!

[crippledalbino]

wait... Sheepy's pregnant?

Which makes E-Rock the Baby-Daddy.

[Mobo]

Since when is stig working at Foot Locker? :(
Last I heard he can't go out in the sunlight.

<TWEEEEET>
5 yard penalty......excessive old joke.....still 1st down....

[Ted the Poster]

And was spinning the gode from straw until we guessed that his name was "Nebuchenezzer"

Or Rumpelstiltskin.

[crippledalbino]

That's if you can spell gerafolo without interjecting 'cunt' in there.

[crippledalbino]

Or Rumpelstiltskin.

Sorry, not a biblical name, Methuselah.

[krisko]

I hate you.
bit court
aaaahahahahaha
I've got some iiiiiiice cream, but krisko cant haaaaaaaaave none cuz she on da welllllllfare
:icon_eek:
:icon_cry:


ok, seriously leaving now

[Mobo]

My biggest hope beyond all hopes is that Jeanine decides to get shitty with Ronnie B and he eats her alive like that douchey kid from National Treasure 2.....

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
I thought I was going to follow my gay brother
yeah you did, with sticking stuff up your ass

[crippledalbino]

<TWEEEEET>
5 yard penalty......excessive old joke.....still 1st down....

"And crip is throwing the red flag, he wants it reviewed!"

Mobo, that was more of a vampire joke than an old joke, necessarily... That was 'Stig is an undead, bloodsucking, flying rodent,' not 'Stig is old.'

[Mobo]

ok, seriously leaving now

she tried to leave 20 minutes ago, but she kept running into the wall.....she reallllly needs those glasses....

[crippledalbino]

bit court


Just expressing my appreciation in terms you understand.

[Dr. Hoffman]

That's if you can spell gerafolo without interjecting 'cunt' in there.

Doesn't Garafalo mean cunt in some language?

[Deadbent]

<TWEEEEET>
5 yard penalty......excessive old joke.....still 1st down....

Ha.


Thanks Crip :p
that silly mobo!

I was on the phone..

(and yeah, vampiric rodent, that sells shoeees.)


(the challenge still made the 2 minute warning.)

[Mobo]

"And crip is throwing the red flag, he wants it reviewed!"

Mobo, that was more of a vampire joke than an old joke, necessarily... That was 'Stig is an undead, bloodsucking, flying rodent,' not 'Stig is old.'

"Upon further review....it was determined that a "vampire" joke counts the same as an "old" joke in that the humor lies in the fact that he's been around forever......penalty stands...Crip loses 1 time out....

[Ted the Poster]

"Upon further review....it was determined that a "vampire" joke counts the same as an "old" joke in that the humor lies in the fact that he's been around forever......penalty stands...Crip loses 1 time out....

Wow. Even when the ref is his boyfriend, he can't get a break. :icon_mrgr

[Deadbent]

"Upon further review....it was determined that a "vampire" joke counts the same as an "old" joke in that the humor lies in the fact that he's been around forever......penalty stands...Crip loses 1 time out....



Hold on hold on. :p

Have you never seen Lost Boys, Near Dark, Interview with a Stig, or any other vamp flick where the vampire is not looking old.


(Near dark even had that stupid little kid vampire who incinerated himself chasing poon. ;p)

[Ted the Poster]

Just expressing my appreciation in terms you understand.

You left out the panda.

[krisko]

oooh!!! SLEEVES FTW

[crippledalbino]

she tried to leave 20 minutes ago, but she kept running into the wall.....she reallllly needs those glasses....

No, she's doing the 'ol DonTheTrucker bit of not being able to leave as long as people are replying to her posts.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooh!!! SLEEVES FTW

I thought you were leaving....

[Mobo]

Hold on hold on. :p

Have you never seen Lost Boys, Near Dark, Interview with a Stig, or any other vamp flick where the vampire is not looking old.


(Near dark even had that stupid little kid vampire who incinerated himself chasing poon. ;p)

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/penalty_flag.jpg

Keep arguing.......

[Ted the Poster]

oooh!!! SLEEVES FTW

Will you just go see Dr. Foodstamp and get your glasses, please!?!

[crippledalbino]

Wow. Even when the ref is his boyfriend, he can't get a break. :icon_mrgr

I really only pretend to laugh at Mobo's jokes because I'm hoping to get in his pants.

[mikek]

It's always interesting to come back from a meeting & try to figure out whatever bizarre non-sequitur they're on.

[DonTheTrucker]

No, she's doing the 'ol DonTheTrucker bit of not being able to leave as long as people are replying to her posts.

Poor girl would never get any sleep or food if that were the case.

[crippledalbino]

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/penalty_flag.jpg

Keep arguing.......

Hey, I accepted your ruling. If he wants to still complain about it, you should eject him from the stadium. I want nothing to do with his trash-talking and shouting with his stupid dredlocks flowing out behind his helmet.

[Chester'sLiver]

oh this is awful and can't last long..

[crippledalbino]

It's always interesting to come back from a meeting & try to figure out whatever bizarre non-sequitur they're on.
It's like shit-eating, except it's an interview instead.
Poor girl would never get any sleep or food if that were the case.

Good call, but how else do you explain her stupidly large postcount?

[Danesy]

This is what I come back to??? Dave fake interviewing Fez??? Ugh ....

[DonTheTrucker]

This is awful and will last entirely too long. That's the idea.

At least there are no fucking hayseed callers to make it worse.

[Ted the Poster]

This is what I come back to??? Dave fake interviewing Fez??? Ugh ....

So glad I'm listening to my ipod.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good call, but how else do you explain her stupidly large postcount?

The lass has plenty to say. And works for her dad.

[DonTheTrucker]

So glad I'm listening to my ipod.

Gotta be a "listening to anything else" thread for people who don't even bother listening to the show the thread's about.

[J. PETERSON]

So glad I'm listening to my ipod.

x2.
Dont even know whats going on, but saw 'Dave interviewing Fez'...
wasnt interested.

[Mobo]

I like it.....it's Ronnie B rubbing in how much better than everyone else he is at everything...

[DonTheTrucker]

Well Ron showing us what Dave is doing wrong and sort of giving insight into how he interviews is kind of interesting.

[Danesy]

I just have to say this ... and I know I will get shit for it ... I am so disappointed in what this show has become ... it's not what it used to be. I used to look so forward for 12-3 PM every day .... and now, it's like painful to listen to most of the time.

[Danesy]

I think I am goin' to listen to the Phillies game then ...

[Mobo]

I just have to say this ... and I know I will get shit for it ... I am so disappointed in what this show has become ... it's not what it used to be. I used to look so forward for 12-3 PM every day .... and now, it's like painful to listen to most of the time.

GRRRRRR! You have an opinion that might differ from other people's!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! GET OUT!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

I just have to say this ... and I know I will get shit for it ... I am so disappointed in what this show has become ... it's not what it used to be. I used to look so forward for 12-3 PM every day .... and now, it's like painful to listen to most of the time.

I will preface this by saying: I'm not giving you shit and you know I like ya.

So why do you still listen?

Not being a smartass, just wondering what qualities of the show still draw you to listen even though it's evolved into something you don't like?

[crippledalbino]

I just have to say this ... and I know I will get shit for it ... I am so disappointed in what this show has become ... it's not what it used to be. I used to look so forward for 12-3 PM every day .... and now, it's like painful to listen to most of the time.

SQUISH THE DANESY!!
::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

A lot of people feel that way.
It's kind of a weird time, but that's the danger to have it be so real, is that when things are really bad with people's lives, it comes out on the radio.

[Mobo]

I'm taking notes here:
if things....aren't going good.....ask to see....the person's....dick hole....ok, got it.

[crippledalbino]

I like it.....it's Ronnie B rubbing in how much better than everyone else he is at everything...

Well Ron showing us what Dave is doing wrong and sort of giving insight into how he interviews is kind of interesting.

Times two and three, I think it's a good time. A very good time.

[Mobo]

I will preface this by saying: I'm not giving you shit and you know I like ya.

So why do you still listen?

Not being a smartass, just wondering what qualities of the show still draw you to listen even though it's evolved into something you don't like?

I can answer this one. I was feeling the same way last week about the O&A show. It upset me because I love the show and the board as much as anyone, and I found myself not enjoying it. For me, it was kinda like a stray cat that had been fed, and I kept coming back only to find an empty bowl....eventually, I figured "well, this bowl is never going to be full again", but I found the things I did still appreciate, and focused on those things...plus...it's just a fucking radio show...you can't put too much emphasis on it when there are real world things you have to deal with...

[Ted the Poster]

I just have to say this ... and I know I will get shit for it ... I am so disappointed in what this show has become ... it's not what it used to be. I used to look so forward for 12-3 PM every day .... and now, it's like painful to listen to most of the time.

It's become The Dave Show. I hate it too. But some folks, like Don here, LOOOOOVVVVEEEE Dave and can't understand why those of us who used to love the show stick around and complain. I still hope for the occasional flashes of what it used to be, but after a while, I have to tap out.

[DonTheTrucker]

It upset me because I love the show and the board as much as anyone

Plenty of things to do on the board besides talk about the show.

[crippledalbino]

I can answer this one. I was feeling the same way last week about the O&A show. It upset me because I love the show and the board as much as anyone, and I found myself not enjoying it. For me, it was kinda like a stray cat that had been fed, and I kept coming back only to find an empty bowl....eventually, I figured "well, this bowl is never going to be full again", but I found the things I did still appreciate, and focused on those things...plus...it's just a fucking radio show...you can't put too much emphasis on it when there are real world things you have to deal with...

Libidy the quiz at the beginning fo the show!

Oh, not that.
Wait, then what the fuck is that?

[Danesy]

I will preface this by saying: I'm not giving you shit and you know I like ya.

So why do you still listen?

Not being a smartass, just wondering what qualities of the show still draw you to listen even though it's evolved into something you don't like?

Honestly, I stopped listening for like 3 months .... I couldn't take the Dave nonsense anymore. I got bored one day at work, tuned back in, and Ronnie got me ... he's the ONLY entertaining thing on this show, he's brilliant, but I can't understand the Dave thing .... why he lets it continue ... it's awful.

[crippledalbino]

Plenty of things to do on the board besides talk about the show.

yes, like discussing philosophy and politics three words at a time.

[Deadbent]

Haha FUUU crip ;p
I don't have dreadlocks!!


I have... to actually go catch the game and bp pretty soon :p


Stig, what's on your ipod btw?


(if someone says the first sound of percussion done by cavemen with rocks on a hollow tree trunk... Im biting someones face)

[crippledalbino]

It's become The Dave Show. I hate it too. But some folks, like Don here, LOOOOOVVVVEEEE Dave and can't understand why those of us who used to love the show stick around and complain. I still hope for the occasional flashes of what it used to be, but after a while, I have to tap out.

Correction, sir:
I'm a Dave fan now, but I absolutely understand why you complain. First of all, it's clear that you used to love it and want what it used to be, but this is a messageboard, you're allowed to come in and voice your opinion. And we're funny as shit sometimes.

Oh, and fuck you, you're old. (sorry, don't want a panda)

[Ted the Poster]

yes, like discussing philosophy and politics three words at a time.

God's a hack.

Hillary's a cunt.

Obama's a ******.

McCain is old.

[Mobo]

Plenty of things to do on the board besides talk about the show.

I'm not really sure what that has to do with your original question....

Honestly, I stopped listening for like 3 months .... I couldn't take the Dave nonsense anymore. I got bored one day at work, tuned back in, and Ronnie got me ... he's the ONLY entertaining thing on this show, he's brilliant, but I can't understand the Dave thing .... why he lets it continue ... it's awful.

I 100% agree, and the only way I can answer is that I trust Ronnie and his sense of humor and experience in radio....if he accepts Dave, then who am I to judge?

[crippledalbino]

Haha FUUU crip ;p
I don't have dreadlocks!!


I have... to actually go catch the game and bp pretty soon :p


Stig, what's on your ipod btw?


(if someone says the first sound of percussion done by cavemen with rocks on a hollow tree trunk... Im biting someones face)

Because if it ain't baroque, don't try to fix it.
HILARITY!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Honestly, I stopped listening for like 3 months .... I couldn't take the Dave nonsense anymore. I got bored one day at work, tuned back in, and Ronnie got me ... he's the ONLY entertaining thing on this show, he's brilliant, but I can't understand the Dave thing .... why he lets it continue ... it's awful.

Fair enough. I find Dave to be a funny guy but I can see how he'd grate on people who don't appreciate his kind of humor.

[Ted the Poster]

Correction, sir:
I'm a Dave fan now, but I absolutely understand why you complain. First of all, it's clear that you used to love it and want what it used to be, but this is a messageboard, you're allowed to come in and voice your opinion. And we're funny as shit sometimes.

Oh, and fuck you, you're old. (sorry, don't want a panda)

Surely you're kidding about being a Dave fan now.




(You're welcome for the setup)

[crippledalbino]

God's a hack.

Hillary's a cunt.

Obama's a ******.

McCain is old.

I'd fuck him, compliment him, and kill him, yes.

[Deadbent]

Because if it ain't baroque, don't try to fix it.
HILARITY!!!!



http://www.arnadal.no/film/actors/images/alda_alan_2005.jpg

[Mobo]

Honestly, I strive everyday to be more like Mr. Bennington, and when he councils Dave, I can usually find a way to work that browbeating into some part of my life....I guess I treat Dave like the surrogate "me" on the show....

[crippledalbino]

Surely you're kidding about being a Dave fan now.




(You're welcome for the setup)

No, I'm not kidding, and don't call me Dave.
Wait, what?

*Whiff*

But yes, I'm a fan. He's annoying as hell, sometimes he fucks shit up, and the show is not as good as it used to be. When I was pulling together the clips with my lousy phonecalls for that awesome self-whoring song I did for myself, I listened to a little bit of Fez's birthday LAST year, and it was a whole different experience. It was really good.
That all being said, yes, I do see what he brings to the show and I dig it. So there. I blame the blacks.

[Mobo]

(if someone says the first sound of percussion done by cavemen with rocks on a hollow tree trunk... Im biting someones face)

And if they do, they'll get a penalty as well.....and you'll probably get a penalty for biting....let's keep it clean out there....

[Ted the Poster]

Stig, what's on your ipod btw?



Right now, The Who By Numbers. Before that, REM's new one.


I 100% agree, and the only way I can answer is that I trust Ronnie and his sense of humor and experience in radio....if he accepts Dave, then who am I to judge?

If you dislike something, but decide to like it because "you're supposed to," you might as well just listen to top 40 radio and watch King of Queens. Never give up your free will. Ronny would disapprove.

[MilkmanDan]

Why are some of the boys behaving like girls in here today?
Fucking listening thread, have fun, stop passively-aggressive attacking people.

Cunts.

[Chester'sLiver]

Honestly, I strive everyday to be more like Mr. Bennington, and when he councils Dave, I can usually find a way to work that browbeating into some part of my life....I guess I treat Dave like the surrogate "me" on the show....

ESD really makes Ron laugh. I have seen it, most of the time Ron pulls himself off mic when it happens...That is why ESD is on the show.. I am a ESD fan most of the time. I agree sometimes he is on air too much, but he adds to show a lot of the times.

[Mobo]

If you dislike something, but decide to like it because "you're supposed to," you might as well just listen to top 40 radio and watch King of Queens.

You stink at reading....I didn't say Ronnie "told" me ESD was good, I trust his knowledge to know that ESD serves his purpose...

[Deadbent]

MMD's sig always makes me loff as I watch it a good 4 or 5 times.
Love Dawn of the Dead.


"Wooly's goin apeshit, man."

[Danesy]

Why are some of the boys behaving like girls in here today?
Fucking listening thread, have fun, stop passively-aggressive attacking people.

Cunts.

Apparently you aren't allowed to hate Dave in here ..... :(

[Ted the Poster]

Why are some of the boys behaving like girls in here today?
Fucking listening thread, have fun, stop passively-aggressive attacking people.

Cunts.

Well, I can see why a guy like you would make a remark like that.






:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Why are some of the boys behaving like girls in here today?
Fucking listening thread, have fun, stop passively-aggressive attacking people.

Cunts.

Good, my fight with Hoffman ended disasterously, you and I can get into a fight now!

I'm not passively aggressively attacking anyone.

[Deadbent]

Ok gents, out for the day. Enjoy yours.
Had fun today.

[Wilmington WOW]

why does dave laugh when ron rips into his terrible interviewing skills?

[Ted the Poster]

You stink at reading....I didn't say Ronnie "told" me ESD was good, I trust his knowledge to know that ESD serves his purpose...

Right. Ron likes it, so I guess it must be good, even though every synapse in my brain is screaming in pain.

[Mobo]

Why are some of the boys behaving like girls in here today?
Fucking listening thread, have fun, stop passively-aggressive attacking people.

Cunts.

FUCK YOU DOUCHE BAG!

I think I just peed a little....

[crippledalbino]

Apparently you aren't allowed to hate Dave in here ..... :(

Are you serious? There are like four of us Dave defenders in here and it's an uphill battle every time. ESD-Haters are well welcomed here.

[Ted the Poster]

Apparently you aren't allowed to hate Dave in here ..... :(

Apparently, if you drink a beer in the same room as Dave, something happens to you.

[crippledalbino]

FUCK YOU DOUCHE BAG!

I think I just peed a little....

Ewww... in the butt?

[Wilmington WOW]

Apparently you aren't allowed to hate Dave in here ..... :(

miss listening thread in early 2007

[crippledalbino]

Apparently, if you drink a beer in the same room as Dave, something happens to you.

Nah, it was during the show that turned me.
But... now I'm being Lawrence Literal again.

[Chester'sLiver]

Tommy Boy is fantastic...Love Tommy Boy.

[Mobo]

Right. Ron likes it, so I guess it must be good, even though every synapse in my brain is screaming in pain.

Dave's purpose is to make your brain scream....I think Ron understands this. I think he also knows that he can walk in the room at 10 til show, and Dave will say something stupid in the first 5 minutes that will cause a great hour long discussion..now...calm down before you have a stroke....

[crippledalbino]

miss listening thread in early 2007

Awww... it's like Miss America, but a much smaller region!

[Razor Roman]

It was "Almost Heroes", not "Wagons East"... "Wagons East" was John Candy's last movie.

And Tommy Boy is no more dated than Animal House or Caddy Shack. It's a classic.

[Danesy]

Apparently, if you drink a beer in the same room as Dave, something happens to you.

I have had a beer in the same room as Dave, and I am not sippin' the Kool Aid .... :huh:

[DonTheTrucker]

Good, my fight with Hoffman ended disasterously, you and I can get into a fight now!

I'm not passively aggressively attacking anyone.

I've seen MMD he could crush you like a little bug. :D

Are you serious? There are like four of us Dave defenders in here and it's an uphill battle every time. ESD-Haters are well welcomed here.

I usually give Dansey a pass since she made Dave get the Wackbag tattoo.

[Wilmington WOW]

Apparently, if you drink a beer in the same room as Dave, something happens to you.

very true

I dont want to be friends with Cole Hammels or Chase Utley
I watch them on TV or in person at the games
They are there to entertain me
Therefore I can give an objective opinion of their performance
If they excell I will praise them, if they ruin a radio show, err I mean play badly, I will boo them

[Razor Roman]

The Farley brothers were all very close, and if Tom Farley doesn't write the book, I'm sure eventually someone else would. I'd rather see the family make money than someone else.

[Friday]

Apparently, if you drink a beer in the same room as Dave, something happens to you.

why are you still so upset that there are a few less people in your silly dave hating club?

get over it already. :action-sm

[Razor Roman]

being the Family Feud host also requires suicide at some point, too, doesn't it?

[Danesy]

I've seen MMD he could crush you like a little bug. :D

NOOOOOO!!! Please stop .... his ego .... it's out of control already .... :D


I usually give Dansey a pass since she made Dave get the Wackbag tattoo.

I guess that's good .... I still hate him ... and don't find him remotley amusing. Sorry.

[Ted the Poster]

Dave's purpose is to make your brain scream....I think Ron understands this. I think he also knows that he can walk in the room at 10 til show, and Dave will say something stupid in the first 5 minutes that will cause a great hour long discussion..now...calm down before you have a stroke....

When Opie does that, I believe most folks call that "Phoning It In." Like Twitchels and Big A doing the news.
So when Ron phones in the show, it's genius? ;)

[mayor menino]

wagons east was john candy's last movie. i dont think fraley had anything to do with it

[DonTheTrucker]

why are you still so upset that there are a few less people in your silly dave hating club?

get over it already. :action-sm

<3 Friday :clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Razor Roman]

I've seen MMD he could crush you like a little bug. :D

I usually give Dansey a pass since she made Dave get the Wackbag tattoo.

Looks like Don is going to make both MMD & Danesy's sigs today.

[Ted the Poster]

why are you still so upset that there are a few less people in your silly dave hating club?

get over it already. :action-sm

I was explaining the phenomenon to Danesy.

[Wilmington WOW]

When Opie does that, I believe most folks call that "Phoning It In." Like Twitchels and Big A doing the news.
So when Ron phones in the show, it's genius? ;)

I think I love you
you big ol right wing north woods old man ;)

[crippledalbino]

I've seen MMD he could crush you like a little bug. :D



I would defend myself against accusations of passive aggressive behavior against any comer, sir.

[Mobo]

I guess that's good .... I still hate him ... and don't find him remotley amusing. Sorry.

I don't care....I like Danesy regardless of how her opinion differs from mine. That's not pandering....

When Opie does that, I believe most folks call that "Phoning It In." Like Twitchels and Big A doing the news.
So when Ron phones in the show, it's genius? ;)

Huuuuuuuge difference between Ron phoning it in (which I would have a hard time locating an example of) and O&A phoning it in....

[Razor Roman]

When Opie does that, I believe most folks call that "Phoning It In." Like Twitchels and Big A doing the news.
So when Ron phones in the show, it's genius? ;)

I think Stig has a point. I've never heard anyone say "oh this bit really bombed" on R&F.. they always say "just you wait, Ron's a genius, he can make anything work"

[Danesy]

When Opie does that, I believe most folks call that "Phoning It In." Like Twitchels and Big A doing the news.
So when Ron phones in the show, it's genius? ;)

:clap::clap::clap: Brilliant as always Stiggy Bear!

Looks like Don is going to make both MMD & Danesy's sigs today.

Unless his name is spelled S-T-I-G I don't see that happening .... :p

I was explaining the phenomenon to Danesy.

Thank you.

[DonTheTrucker]

I guess that's good .... I still hate him ... and don't find him remotley amusing. Sorry.

Agree to disagree? :D

Don't worry I dislike some of the people on the shows too.

[Razor Roman]

Huuuuuuuge difference between Ron phoning it in (which I would have a hard time locating an example of) and O&A phoning it in....

Making Dave "interview" Fez just now versus... lets say... the Fart Noise techno day? I'll take the techno.

[Mobo]

wagons east was john candy's last movie. i dont think fraley had anything to do with it

You might wanna turn around and leave....1. that's already been brought up, 2. you misspelled the whole point of your post, and 3. we're fighting.....

[DonTheTrucker]

Huuuuuuuge difference between Ron phoning it in (which I would have a hard time locating an example of) and O&A phoning it in....

I don't dwell on it, but of course some bits shit the bed. Guy Guyerson usually give me the douche chills.

[Razor Roman]

You might wanna turn around and leave....1. that's already been brought up, 2. you misspelled the whole point of your post, and 3. we're fighting.....
and 3, I posted it about 20 minutes ago.

[BroGonzo]

I was in the car during the "interview," but did anyone notice how Dave's (horrible, awful) interview sounded like an impression of what he may have seen a reporter do on a fictional TV show or movie? What a tool.

[crippledalbino]

You might wanna turn around and leave....1. that's already been brought up, 2. you misspelled the whole point of your post, and 3. we're fighting.....

What? He's right? Norman Fraley of Boise, ID had nothing to do with that picture. Let the little fellow stay, he'll see just how much we truly love each other way down deep.

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys have a nice day...C-YA!

[crippledalbino]

Alright kids, back to resurrect the other thread. Have yourselves a lovely afternoon if you aren't going to kill the last part of your day.

[Mobo]

And that's the end of our thread.....DONK!