Ron & Fez Listening Thread -- 04.08.07 -- MY THREAD PWNS YOUR THREAD (tuesdee)

[KNUCKLEUP]

why is there no listening thread yet!?

[KNUCKLEUP]

oh, i know why, because i fucking read the clock wrong.

[Goober]

why is there no listening thread yet!?

Because your thread is premature.... not unlike most of my ejaculations:action-sm
http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays! :action-sm

Way to jump the gun there sweetie. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I thought early posting threads was supposed to be MY shame in life?

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg


dick vitale: dork

[TonyBagels]

Hiya Buddays!! I have to commend the O&A staff for selecting clips/bits for the best-of that were just talked about or relevant to the day's news. If only the staff at Ron & Fez had even a hint of the motivation that the morning show's staff does, we might actually be happy....nah


Anyway, back to work

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya Buddays!! I have to commend the O&A staff for selecting clips/bits for the best-of that were just talked about or relevant to the day's news. If only the staff at Ron & Fez had even a hint of the motivation that the morning show's staff does, we might actually be happy....nah


Anyway, back to work

Earl is a motivated individual...

[crippledalbino]

Earl is a motivated individual...

Is 'motivated individual' another word for N***** that I haven't heard yet? "whaa"

[TonyBagels]

Is 'motivated individual' another word for N***** that I haven't heard yet? "whaa"

number? (read: quota)

[crippledalbino]

number? (read: quota)

Yes, Ron doesn't run a radio show as much as he settles everything up for Affirmative Production.

[TonyBagels]

I have to find a job that pays more and requires less work. Gotta go. C-YA

[crippledalbino]

I have to find a job that pays more and requires less work. Gotta go. C-YA

Ha ha.
Working at work.
Silly, silly man.

[Mobo]

I haaaaaate my (technical) mother-in-law....what a cunt. and I don't mean in the silly sit-com, Ralph Kramden, way, either....

[crippledalbino]

I haaaaaate my (technical) mother-in-law....what a cunt. and I don't mean in the silly sit-com, Ralph Kramden, way, either....

What'd she do now?
If you tell me that she's killed another animal, I'm gonna chew off an eyebrow.

[mikek]

Earl is a motivated individual...



fixed for accuracy

[mikek]

I haaaaaate my (technical) mother-in-law....what a cunt. and I don't mean in the silly sit-com, Ralph Kramden, way, either....

What'd she do now?
If you tell me that she's killed another animal, I'm gonna chew off an eyebrow.


She kicked his dog in the liver.

[Mobo]

It's too much to go into, and not a topic for the boards....I just needed to get it out....

[crippledalbino]

She kicked his dog in the liver.

And then got into a messageboard fight about the use of an apostrophe? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

It's too much to go into, and not a topic for the boards....I just needed to get it out....

Fine.
So, uh... YEAH!!! FUCK HER!!!! ARGH!!!!!! HATE THAT BITCH!!!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

And then got into a messageboard fight about the use of an apostrophe? "whaa"

you know the gloves are off when grammar criticism ensues.

[Mobo]

And then got into a messageboard fight about the use of an apostrophe? "whaa"

I was here a month before you as CrippleDAlbinO, but you don't see me complaining....

[crippledalbino]

you know the gloves are off when grammar criticism ensues.

There are some board members who have permanently gone off to FBA over misplaced modifiers...
(Not that I blame them.)

[mikek]

And then got into a messageboard fight about the use of an apostrophe? "whaa"

http://www.science.uva.nl/%7Erobbert/zappa/files/jpg/Apostrophe.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I was here a month before you as CrippleDAlbinO, but you don't see me complaining....

You're not even the REAL universalrehomo.

[crippledalbino]

http://www.science.uva.nl/%7Erobbert/zappa/files/jpg/Apostrophe.jpg

http://www.tomsellecksilverbullet.com/assets/images/Tom_Selleck_Da_Nang_Cap_and_Gun.jpg

[Mobo]

You're not even the REAL universalrehomo.

uh....thank...you?

[Ted the Poster]

http://www.science.uva.nl/%7Erobbert/zappa/files/jpg/Apostrophe.jpg

I may be moving to Montana soon...

[KNUCKLEUP]

There are some board members who have permanently gone off to *** over misplaced modifiers...
(Not that I blame them.)

excuse me, sir.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I was here a month before you as CrippleDAlbinO, but you don't see me complaining....

Oh!!!! Face!!!!!

[krisko]

I have to find a job that pays more and requires less work. Gotta go. C-YA

i have to find a job that isn't in michigan. that's all.

[Mobo]

Oh!!!! Face!!!!!

Dr. Hoff just showed us his "Oh Face".

"Oh oh oh oh...."

[krisko]

I may be moving to Montana soon...

if this is a joke i don't get it. if it's not a joke....wtf?

[Chester'sLiver]

I am going to look at a house today..I wouldn't be moving far though...

[cowgirlfromhell]

if this is a joke i don't get it. if it's not a joke....wtf?

:action-sm Good Morning all!

It's a Zappa song

[KNUCKLEUP]

i have to find a job that isn't in michigan. that's all.

http://www.workphilly.com/images/region32.gif (http://www.workphilly.com/)

also, this:

http://media.philly.com/designimages/philly_monster.gif (http://www.philly.com/philly/jobs/)

:D

[Danesy]

YAY! Me! I am here! :)

[Mobo]

Krisko! You like-y the avatar-y?

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOO I like when the show starts.....

[KNUCKLEUP]

You're not even the REAL universalrehomo.

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/WACKBAG/JustSayMobo.jpg

[cowgirlfromhell]

OOOOOOOO I like when the show starts.....

OOOO, I LIKE WHEN HE SAYS THAT!

[TheTruth]

good afternoon buddies

[krisko]

http://www.workphilly.com/images/region32.gif (http://www.workphilly.com/)

also, this:

http://media.philly.com/designimages/philly_monster.gif (http://www.philly.com/philly/jobs/)

:D
:love:
Krisko! You like-y the avatar-y?
yesh!

[Mobo]

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/WACKBAG/JustSayMobo.jpg

This is the future website of VisualDefinition.com. There is nothing here. Please leave.

[crippledalbino]

Mmmm.
Are we getting down to it, boppers?

[Chester'sLiver]

The pictures were awful...just completely bad...

[MilkmanDan]

Mmmm.
Are we getting down to it, boppers?

Feeling like a Baseball Fury today, why not.

[KNUCKLEUP]

This is the future website of VisualDefinition.com. There is nothing here. Please leave.

a friend of mine wrote that there.

i need to make an online portfolio/resume. i couldn't think of a good url, so someone suggested "visualdefinition".

it occurred to me before i registered the domain that the initials we're "VD", but i was feeling pretty brain dead at the time and decided i didn't give a shit.

[crippledalbino]

Dave really does come in last in EVERYTHING.

[Friday]

Angry Fez! Bring it, Big Catty! Kill em all!

[MilkmanDan]

Should make Lillys picture a sticky.

[TheTruth]

Angry Fez! Bring it, Big Catty! Kill em all!

Love Fez's catty moments.

Hi Frideee :action-sm

[Danesy]

Going to get lunch .... don't make fun of me too much while I am gone ... :)

[dolemyte]

Pissed off Fez already... interesting tone this is gonna set

[Dr. Hoffman]

Holy fuck...just got back from getting free Starbucks and Fezzy is raging. What's up?

[crippledalbino]

Angry Fez! Bring it, Big Catty! Kill em all!
Morning, Miss.
Going to get lunch .... don't make fun of me too much while I am gone ... :)

HA HA!!!!
Danesy... uh... is laughable!!! HA HA!
Mmm.

[krisko]

Should make Lillys picture a sticky.

cum joke.

teehee.

[KNUCKLEUP]

LOVE ANGRY FEZ

[DonTheTrucker]

Going to get lunch .... don't make fun of me too much while I am gone ... :)

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/t_brady_fumble_IA.jpg

?

[MilkmanDan]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3217/lilysmallrk0.jpg

12 year old boy.

[MilkmanDan]

Fuck that pissy smelling stadium Shea. Hope the Phils make it 10 straight wins over the Mets.

[Danesy]

Ugh .... nevermind ... boss went into a meeting, and I can't leave yet, so you all are stuck with me ... oh and Crippledalbino ... I saw what you said ...

MEANIE!! :)

[Dr. Hoffman]

Fuck that pissy smelling stadium Shea. Hope the Phils make it 10 straight wins over the Mets.

I hate baseball...but I'm pretty excited to check out a Nats game in their new stadium. That thing is supposedly fucking awesome.

[FartHammer]

Calm down Fez.

[crippledalbino]

Ugh .... nevermind ... boss went into a meeting, and I can't leave yet, so you all are stuck with me ... oh and Crippledalbino ... I saw what you said ...

MEANIE!! :)

No miss, that wasn't you. That was just [you] tag hilarity. Of course I would NEVER say anything unkind toward anyone.

[Danesy]

No miss, that wasn't you. That was just [you] tag hilarity. Of course I would NEVER say anything unkind toward anyone.

Yes, you are the gentleman here .... :icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

if this is a joke i don't get it. if it's not a joke....wtf?

It's a song on that album.

[crippledalbino]

Yes, you are the gentleman here .... :icon_roll

I certainly am.
I'm a veritable ball of chivalry and kindness.
You guys want to start the "For Crip's a Jolly Good Fellow" chant now, or later?

[Danesy]

He did win an oscar for Ben Hur ... that's the only one he had though ....

[Ted the Poster]

I certainly am.
I'm a veritable ball of chivalry and kindness.
You guys want to start the "For Crip's a Jolly Good Fellow" chant now, or later?

You're a true artist, Crip. One of the best.
And as such, nobody will really appreciate you until you're dead.

:action-sm

[mikek]

You're a true artist, Crip. One of the best.
And as such, nobody will really appreciate you until you're dead.

we could only hope. :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

You're a true artist, Crip. One of the best.
And as such, nobody will really appreciate you until you're dead.

:action-sm

<----- Kript Albain

[Save My Up's Dick]

Fuck that pissy smelling stadium Shea. Hope the Phils make it 10 straight wins over the Mets.
Place was always a shit hole. I'm not a Philly fan but 10 straight sounds good to me. :D

[krisko]

I hate baseball...but I'm pretty excited to check out a Nats game in their new stadium. That thing is supposedly fucking awesome.
i hate baseball too :icon_cry:

[crippledalbino]

we could only hope. :icon_roll

What, you write 'hot' a hundred and fifty times in a row, and THEN decide to give your keyboard some work when it's Cripple-Bashing? Rude, sir.

[Friday]

Fuck that pissy smelling stadium Shea. Hope the Phils make it 10 straight wins over the Mets.

die in a fire









(sorry, Deadbent :action-sm )

[mikek]

It's a song on that album.

silly young'un... doesn't appreciate good music. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan



edit: boy, this show is taking a nasty turn.

[mikek]

What, you write 'hot' a hundred and fifty times in a row, and THEN decide to give your keyboard some work when it's Cripple-Bashing? Rude, sir.

:haha7:

[Haeder]

Angry Ron.

Thunderbringer of 202.

Countdown to Earl meltdown in.......

[crippledalbino]

i hate baseball too :icon_cry:
Yeah, and it's gonna be a tough fuckin' week for you too.
silly young'un... doesn't appreciate good music. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan



edit: boy, this show is taking a nasty turn.

Wow.
This is... heavy.
Real fucking heavy.
What're the bets on when the show gets tossed to best-of?

[dolemyte]

Oh man...this is gonna be a fun show

[FartHammer]

Call me crazy but even though it isn't the most flattering pic ever Lilly still looks amazingly hot.

[DonTheTrucker]

Call me crazy but even though it isn't the most flattering pic ever Lilly still looks amazingly hot.

http://billyblastdrums.easystorecreator.com/images/billy%20and%20kiss%20pandas.jpg

You're crazy.

Lilly is a beautiful girl. That picture stinks.

[KNUCKLEUP]

wow, video-on-the-radio is riveting.

[krisko]

Yeah, and it's gonna be a tough fuckin' week for you too.


nope

we're gonna turn this thing arouuuuund

[J D]

Shows like this prove the fact that Fez is probably the most crucial part of the Ron and Fez show. Ron is funny and all, but with Fez not being the Fez of WNEW, the whole thing falls apart. I wish they just went to Ron and Fez without other people on mic; Fez would feel more comfortable and Ron would be happy again. Half the reason Fez isn't himself is because he feels he has to compete with Dave, and Fez isn't the competing type, so to him it feels as though Ron feels that Dave should compensate for Fez's lack of energy, but Fez's attitude is the way it is because of Dave being there, so it's a big circle. Get it back to just the two of them and the whole thing would turn around.

[krisko]

Call me crazy but even though it isn't the most flattering pic ever Lilly still looks amazingly hot.

yeah, i don't think the picture is that awful...i mean, i've seen way better pics of her but it's not thaaaaaaaaaat bad

[mikek]

nope

we're gonna turn this thing arouuuuund

this show is like throwing vinegar on a horse's ass. ya-hoo.

[mikek]

Shows like this prove the fact that Fez is probably the most crucial part of the Ron and Fez show. Ron is funny and all, but with Fez not being the Fez of WNEW, the whole thing falls apart. I wish they just went to Ron and Fez without other people on mic; Fez would feel more comfortable and Ron would be happy again. Half the reason Fez isn't himself is because he feels he has to compete with Dave, and Fez isn't the competing type, so to him it feels as though Ron feels that Dave should compensate for Fez's lack of energy, but Fez's attitude is the way it is because of Dave being there, so it's a big circle. Get it back to just the two of them and the whole thing would turn around.

http://www.colcuups.org/images/Circle%20of%20Life%20301.gif

[crippledalbino]

wow, video-on-the-radio is riveting.
Hey, at least we got to listen to 'My angel is a centerfold,' as though I can't listen to that on WSLX every nine minutes.
nope

we're gonna turn this thing arouuuuund
Uh... yeah.
Maybe starting next week.
Shows likezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzis Get it back to just the two of them and the whole thing would turn around.
Sorry, what?
this show is like throwing vinegar on a horse's ass. ya-hoo.

hot

[KNUCKLEUP]

ronnie... :icon_eek:

*hides under desk*

[nataskaos]

holy...wow.

WOW.

The show ends today.

damnit.

[MilkmanDan]

Holy Shit. first time I've heard him legitimately pissed in awhile.

[mikek]

ronnie... :icon_eek:

*hides under desk*

50%:popcorn:
50% :icon_eek:

[Haeder]

Fzisbkgyy04

[nataskaos]

Holy Shit. first time I've heard him legitimately pissed in awhile.

I don't know that I've ever heard him take shots at fez like that.
That was super out there too.

[Blue Heeler]

Holy Shit. first time I've heard him legitimately pissed in awhile.

No no, it's a bit...

:icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

ronnie... :icon_eek:

*hides under desk*

holy...wow.

WOW.

The show ends today.

damnit.

Holy Shit. first time I've heard him legitimately pissed in awhile.

50%:popcorn:
50% :icon_eek:

Times like four hundred and a half.
Once again, the show shuts the board up. Pretty fuckin' crazy.

[mikek]

Lily video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzisbkgyy04


edit: beat me to it

[MilkmanDan]

Dave is always the first person to throw Earl under the bus. Earl should just beat the shit out of him one day off air.

[crippledalbino]

"Let's let it pour onto my fuckin' air today."

Fuck.

[DonTheTrucker]

The only thing worse than the staff is the fucking callers.

[VilleDick]

Fuck that pissy smelling stadium Shea. Hope the Phils make it 10 straight wins over the Mets.

Yep. And at least we know Burrell will go deep today.

Squish the Mets! :hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm:

Love pissed Ronnie

[Ted the Poster]

I'm calling "BIT."

[MilkmanDan]

Yep. And at least we know Burrell will go deep today.

Squish the Mets! :hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm:

Love pissed Ronnie

Tied for league lead in HR's, after this series might be up 2 or 3.

[Murray]

Dave is always the first person to throw Earl under the bus. Earl should just beat the shit out of him one day off air.

If Earl ever went Dave wouldn't last a week. He would be exposed quickly

[mikek]

<--------- loves how incompetent Earl is. It's stunning.

[silentbob8201]

If Earl ever went Dave wouldn't last a week. He would be exposed quickly

Wait,....................what?

[Blue Heeler]

Yep. And at least we know Burrell will go deep today.

Squish the Mets! :hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm:

Love pissed Ronnie

Hope you enjoyed the game yesterday...fucking Batting Practice Arroyo gave up 5...the 9th inning was a lot of fun, all 5,000 of the people left over watching a complete shit ball being called a strike on Javier Valentin.

[Friday]

Lily video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzisbkgyy04


edit: beat me to it

this makes me wonder what it's like to be skinny.

looks like fun. :(

[Ted the Poster]

Somebody tell them to look up WGIR Rock101 for Scorch.

[DonTheTrucker]

Sam, from the Sam and Sam show to save the day.

[dolemyte]

Dave is always the first person to throw Earl under the bus. Earl should just beat the shit out of him one day off air.

Or on air and go out in a blaze of glory

[Murray]

Wait,....................what?

I mean without Earl to toss under the bus Dave would have to be in the barrel allot more often

[crippledalbino]

I'm calling "BIT."

Maybe so.
EVERYTHING on Ron and Fez is a bit, usually.
But still.
He gets points for fuckin' selling it like that, if so.

[Haeder]

Which Sam is this?

[crippledalbino]

Which Sam is this?

Not the _From_the_Future one.

[Blue Heeler]

Which Sam is this?

Sam "Oral" Roberts...Bobby Kelly told me "he has the mouth of a lion cub".

[MilkmanDan]

Missed it (thank god) did he really eat shit on O&A... again? Why am I asking.

[crippledalbino]

Missed it (thank god) did he really eat shit on O&A... again? Why am I asking.

Yeah, seriously.
We could tell you, but do you REALLY want to know?

[Ted the Poster]

Please, God, let Dave go to jail for tax evasion...
Then we can REALLY play "What's In Dave's Ass?"

[Haeder]

Sam "Oral" Roberts...Bobby Kelly told me "he has the mouth of a lion cub".

Is that the tall Sam or the fat Sam?

[VilleDick]

And game time, unlike the Tigers the Phils will win today. F the Mets. See ya tomorrow buddays

[crippledalbino]

And game time, unlike the Tigers the Phils will win today. F the Mets. See ya tomorrow buddays

Later, Ville.

[krisko]

And game time, unlike the Tigers the Phils will win today. F the Mets. See ya tomorrow buddays

die.

[cowgirlfromhell]

You couldn't pay me enough to take my top off in front of Earl! HE'S SOOO CREEPY!

[Danesy]

And game time, unlike the Tigers the Phils will win today. F the Mets. See ya tomorrow buddays

Later - and thanks for pullin' for my Sawx!!! :)

die.

Sorry Krisko, I luvs ya ... but Dice K ... home opener, getting the rings ... I can't see a way that the Tigers win today .... :D

[Blue Heeler]

Is that the tall Sam or the fat Sam?

See for yourself:
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=sam+roberts+o%26A (http://www.meatspin.com)

[MilkmanDan]

You couldn't pay me enough to take my top off in front of Earl! HE'S SOOO CREEPY!

Then just take it off in front of us. We're a well balanced group.

[MilkmanDan]

I'd rather hear Sam Adams talk about guns then this.

[crippledalbino]

Then just take it off in front of us. We're a well balanced group.

We're well balanced because the bubble's in the middle.

[Danesy]

Then just take it off in front of us. We're a well balanced group.

:huh::icon_eek::huh::icon_eek:

[Danesy]

I'd rather hear Sam Adams talk about guns then this.

Please ... dear GOD .... don't encourage him ... for the love of all that's holy .... :icon_eek:

[DonTheTrucker]

You couldn't pay me enough to take my top off in front of Earl! HE'S SOOO BLACK!

You said it.....

[krisko]

Later - and thanks for pullin' for my Sawx!!! :)



Sorry Krisko, I luvs ya ... but Dice K ... home opener, getting the rings ... I can't see a way that the Tigers win today .... :D
oh i know...but i can't give up hope yet!!
i have a few interviews in boston soon, if i move there it's going to take a lot to stop me from defecting and becoming a full fledged Red Sox fan :D
I'd rather hear Sam Adams talk about guns then this.

wooahhh...that's a stretch :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

See for yourself:
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=sam+roberts+o%26A (http://www.meatspin.com)

The bit is officially over folks. Time to find a new one.

[Danesy]

oh i know...but i can't give up hope yet!!
i have a few interviews in boston soon, if i move there it's going to take a lot to stop me from defecting and becoming a full fledged Red Sox fan :D

There's plenty of room on our bandwagon baby ... jump on! :D

[cowgirlfromhell]

You said it.....


WAIT, I DIDN'T SAY THAT, JUST THOUGHT IT! YOU MUST HAVE ESP!

[MilkmanDan]

Fez hasnt talked in 10 minutes.

[crippledalbino]

oh i know...but i can't give up hope yet!!
i have a few interviews in boston soon, if i move there it's going to take a lot to stop me from defecting and becoming a full fledged Red Sox fan :D


http://geekswithblogs.net/images/geekswithblogs_net/codesailor/3571/o_darthvader.jpg

[crippledalbino]

The bit is officially over folks. Time to find a new one.

Hey, I just had sex!
:deadhorse
Wait, what? Heh.

[crippledalbino]

There's plenty of room on our bandwagon baby ... jump on! :D

Yeah, there's a ton of space for Boston sports bandwagoning after the whole country fell off our 'ol 18-1 wagon.

Edit: remobo triple comboooooooooo

[Danesy]

Let's go Phillies .... Let's go Phillies .... Let's go Phillies .... Let's go Phillies ....

Come on ... everybody!!! :)

Sorry, today's show sucks, and I am listenin' to the Phils

[Mobo]

Edit: remobo triple comboooooooooo

That'll be 10 cents, please....

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey, I just had sex!
:deadhorse
Wait, what? Heh.

Hey, sorry you're not getting any.

No I'm not. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[KNUCKLEUP]

THE IRS CAN BLOW ME



<----------filing taxes :icon_conf

[crippledalbino]

That'll be 10 cents, please....
Bill me.
Hey, sorry you're not getting any.

No I'm not. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
You're such an ass, Don. You fuckin' kick ass.

[Ted the Poster]

You couldn't pay me enough to take my top off in front of Earl! HE'S SOOO CREEPY!

How about in front of us? :action-sm

[silentbob8201]

what is it Douchey Female Comics week?

[Danesy]

Pat the Bat .... Pat the Bat .... Pat the Bat .... Pat the Bat .... Pat the Bat ....

I like stupid chants .... that and I hope he hits a HR here ... :)

[Mobo]

If I was going to be banned from an Unmasked, I would want it to be Jeanine Garraffalaffalo.

[crippledalbino]

The Cho-Garofolo Double Fat Birkenstock Mullet Eff-Tee-Double-You!

[Danesy]

How about in front of us? :action-sm

Too late Stiggy .... MMD beat ya to it! :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

Then just take it off in front of us. We're a well balanced group.

How about in front of us? :action-sm

Timing is everything, Stig.

[Ted the Poster]

oh i know...but i can't give up hope yet!!
i have a few interviews in boston soon, if i move there it's going to take a lot to stop me from defecting and becoming a full fledged Red Sox fan :D


Yes. And all of those interviews are with legitimate companies. And none of them are a trap, set by an old pervert in NH. Don't worry. :action-sm

[cowgirlfromhell]

[QUOTE=Stig;2553495]How about in front of us? :action-sm[/QUOT

maybe if you're REALLY nice :D

[crippledalbino]

If I was going to be banned from an Unmasked, I would want it to be Jeanine Garraffalaffalo.

Big problem with your spelling if you can get that sound even pronounced in her name.

[DonTheTrucker]

<3 soundboard babygirl

[crippledalbino]

<3 soundboard babygirl

Seriously, THAT's a bit that can be beat into the ground.

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies, Just tuned in -sounds like a trade went through? What did I miss?

[Chester'sLiver]

Big shock....Blowhard's show sucked...

[Mobo]

Wait....I take it back...If I could be banned from a show, I would want it to be the Sam and Than show.

[Goober]

Fuck!!!!!

Mr. B finally returns to DC for unmasked and it's margeret cho. Boooooo! I may go for Mr. B.

[Ted the Poster]

Too late Stiggy .... MMD beat ya to it! :rolleyes:

Timing is everything, Stig.

SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK, DAMMIT! :action-sm



maybe if you're REALLY nice :D

On the other hand, look who got a "maybe..." ;)

[crippledalbino]

Wait....I take it back...If I could be banned from a show, I would want it to be the Sam and Than show.

I think we should just ban Sam and Than from the Crippled Albino (with sidekick universalremobo) Show!

[crippledalbino]

Hiya buddies, Just tuned in -sounds like a trade went through? What did I miss?

Your mom's box.

[crippledalbino]

SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK, DAMMIT! :action-sm

Says the dude with thirty five something thousand posts on a messageboard.\
Edit: Remobo Triple Combooooooooooo

[krisko]

Hey, I just had sex!
:deadhorse
Wait, what? Heh.
no you didn't, don't lie :action-sm
Yes. And all of those interviews are with legitimate companies. And none of them are a trap, set by an old pervert in NH. Don't worry. :action-sm
:icon_eek:
i'll have to bring a body guard with me
<3 soundboard babygirl

x14

[Ted the Poster]

no you didn't, don't lie :action-sm

:icon_eek:
i'll have to bring a body guard with me


Just roll with it. It'll be fun. ;)

[cowgirlfromhell]

Timing is everything, Stig.

i would but Crip's work would block it so forget it :(

[Mobo]

I think we should just ban Sam and Than from the Crippled Albino (with sidekick universalremobo) Show!

Well, we've apparently already banned humor and quality sound editing, so why stop now?

[Ted the Poster]

Says the dude with thirty five something thousand posts on a messageboard.\
Edit: Remobo Triple Combooooooooooo

You said 'Your Mom's Box,' Crippy. You're done here. Bye. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

[QUOTE=Stig;2553495]How about in front of us? :action-sm[/QUOT

maybe if you're REALLY nice :D

TTT? "whaa"

[krisko]

I think we should just ban Sam and Than from the Crippled Albino (with sidekick universalremobo) Show!

:(

[Mobo]

:(

How quickly they forget.......

[Ted the Poster]

[QUOTE=cowgirlfromhell;2553508]

TTT? "whaa"

Jay from Florida?

[nataskaos]

jesus, is the show coming back today?
alright with the pre-produced bits.

[crippledalbino]

no you didn't, don't lie :action-sm

x14
Maybe I did!!!
You don't know!!!!
i would but Crip's work would block it so forget it :(
My work bans everything. Post away.
Well, we've apparently already banned humor and quality sound editing, so why stop now?
:icon_neut
Words hurt, sir.
You said 'Your Mom's Box,' Crippy. You're done here. Bye. :action-sm

Ooops. Is that the rule?
Shit.

[krisko]

holy long break

[Ted the Poster]

Old School BBC HitchHiker's Guild! WOOT!

[silentbob8201]

the Hitchikers Miniseries hmmmmm.

[Mobo]

jesus, is the show coming back today?
alright with the pre-produced bits.

YEAH! I want to hear more bits that are produced later!

[crippledalbino]

QUOTE=Stig;2553546]

Jay from Florida?

Stig S. From Bayshore?

[Ted the Poster]

Ooops. Is that the rule?
Shit.

Yup. Sorry buddy. Hell, I could get in trouble just for talking to you!

On the bright side, I hear FBA is nice this time of year.

[DonTheTrucker]

:(

Thats ok, there's always room for you on my show. If Roman ever gets around to it....

[Mobo]

Yup. Sorry buddy. Hell, I could get in trouble just for talking to you!

On the bright side, I hear FBA is nice this time of year.

Crippled who?


<ahhhhh.....that felt good.....>

[crippledalbino]

:(

Awww...
Fine, so the Crippled Albino (with sidekick universalremobo)(and assistant to the associate producer Krisko) Show!

[crippledalbino]

Yup. Sorry buddy. Hell, I could get in trouble just for talking to you!

On the bright side, I hear FBA is nice this time of year.
I wouldn't know, I already got banned over there too.
Crippled who?


<ahhhhh.....that felt good.....>

Crippled-the-guy-who's-gonna-kick-some-ass-in-a-second, that's who.

[DonTheTrucker]

Awww...
Fine, so the Crippled Albino (with sidekick universalremobo)(and assistant to the associate producer Krisko) Show!

Too late. You miss out on Krisko and her built in Fargo bits now.

[crippledalbino]

My idea of friendship is alllllll the lovely folks that I talk to daily on an anonymous messageboard!

[crippledalbino]

Too late. You miss out on Krisko and her built in Fargo bits now.

What if I bring you in as a special guest star? Can you use your star-power to bring her back with you?

[DonTheTrucker]

My idea of friendship is alllllll the lovely folks that I talk to daily on an anonymous messageboard!

Thats funny. There are only 3 or 4 of you fucks that I would even piss on if you were on fire.

Let the speculation begin. :icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

I wouldn't know, I already got banned over there too.


Crippled-the-guy-who's-gonna-kick-some-ass-in-a-second, that's who.

CrippledI'llBeatYou?

jesus...you do need me....

[Danesy]

My idea of friendship is alllllll the lovely folks that I talk to daily on an anonymous messageboard!

LOL!

I have one ... only one very good friend that I would trust with my life.

I don't trust anyone else, including family. I have gotten burned too many times.

[DonTheTrucker]

What if I bring you in as a special guest star? Can you use your star-power to bring her back with you?

Considering the rate at which my thing is coming about, I may have to take you up on that.

[KNUCKLEUP]

[QUOTE=KNUCKLEUP;2553543]

Jay from Florida?

oh, you are an abortion.

but i love you regardless.


edit:
the fucking retardation of quote posting i was referencing just keeps happening because of the shitty initial code.

i hereby rescind my aborted fetus comment.

hats off, sir.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Too late. You miss out on Krisko and her built in Fargo bits now.

ooooooooooo en aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!! :D
Thats funny. There are only 3 or 4 of you fucks that I would even piss on if you were on fire.

Let the speculation begin. :icon_mrgr

i can has panda?? :icon_sad:

[mikek]

I like all you people. Never want to meet any of you assholes, but I enjoy reading your posts.

just sayin'.

[crippledalbino]

Thats funny. There are only 3 or 4 of you fucks that I would even piss on if you were on fire.

Let the speculation begin. :icon_mrgr
This is why I've got you on speed dial on my phone for 'In case of Jelly-Fish attack.'
CrippledI'llBeatYou?

jesus...you do need me....
Whatever dude, I need you like I need a working set of legs.
LOL!

I have one ... only one very good friend that I would trust with my life.

I don't trust anyone else, including family. I have gotten burned too many times.
Yeah, me times two, except for the whole 'one very good friend' thing. I'm re-developing friendships right now but longevity means 'last november.'
Okay, I'm pathetic.
Considering the rate at which my thing is coming about, I may have to take you up on that.

Okay... so fuckin'... The Crippled Albino Show with special guest star Don the Trucker (and sidekick universalremobo) (and special asssistant to the guest star Krisko)

[krisko]

Thats funny. There are only 3 or 4 of you fucks that I would even piss on if you were on fire.

Let the speculation begin. :icon_mrgr
i don't think any speculation is necessary ;p
LOL!

I have one ... only one very good friend that I would trust with my life.

I don't trust anyone else, including family. I have gotten burned too many times.
I have one very good friend...and a few close friends... i trust them...for the most part i guess

[MilkmanDan]

I wouldn't know, I already got banned over there too.


But FBA's all about free speech and PAC , MANNNN !!
Yeah banned after 2 posts also.

Dave cant be sober or straight with his friend Jason.

[krisko]

I like all you people. Never want to meet any of you assholes, but I enjoy reading your posts.

just sayin'.

that is very rude, sir.


anyone have a paper on Moby Dick lying around that they'd like to give me?

[Ted the Poster]

[QUOTE=Stig;2553546]

oh, you are an abortion.

but i love you regardless.


edit:
the fucking retardation of quote posting i was referencing just keeps happening because of the shitty initial code.

i hereby rescind my aborted fetus comment.

hats off, sir.

Leave on the hat and the shoes. Lose the rest. ;)

[Mobo]

I use all of you as replacements for real friends.

[Ted the Poster]

that is very rude, sir.


anyone have a paper on Moby Dick lying around that they'd like to give me?

I don't know shit about venereal diseases. Sorry.

[mikek]

anyone have a paper on Moby Dick lying around that they'd like to give me?

must. resist. childish. joke.

[krisko]

must. resist. childish. joke.

don't worry dear, stig made it for you

[DonTheTrucker]

i can has panda?? :icon_sad:

No but if you're extra nice I'll take a leak on you. :action-sm

Okay... so fuckin'... The Crippled Albino Show with special guest star Don the Trucker (and sidekick universalremobo) (and special asssistant to the guest star Krisko)

It does have a certain ring to it.

i don't think any speculation is necessary ;p

I always suspected you were into watersports. :action-sm

[mikek]

I always suspected you were into watersports. :action-sm

Remembering Lacey... Mommy, deese for you.


lingeijldkjf09.,.;;!!!!

[krisko]

I always suspected you were into watersports. :action-sm

"whaa"

[KNUCKLEUP]

No but if you're extra nice I'll take a leak on you. :action-sm

sssssssssssssssssswweeeeeet....


wait, what??

[Ted the Poster]

don't worry dear, stig made it for you

I really thought I took the high road on that one, considering where it could have gone.

[DonTheTrucker]

"whaa"

Don't worry, I confuse myself sometimes.

It's a compliment. I think.

[Goober]

that is very rude, sir.


anyone have a paper on Moby Dick lying around that they'd like to give me?

The whale was a symbol for the fisherman's struggle for the meaning if life. The End.

[crippledalbino]

I use all of you as replacements for real friends.
Yeah, but we (rarely) ask for money!
I don't know shit about venereal diseases. Sorry.

Heh. I lolled.

[Danesy]

I really thought I took the high road on that one, considering where it could have gone.

Stig? High Road? Wait ... where am I??? :huh:

[DonTheTrucker]

sssssssssssssssssswweeeeeet....


wait, what??

Now YOU I never suspected......

Nice.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Now YOU I never suspected......

Nice.

i love google:

http://www.h2opoolproducts.com/imagemagic.php?img=ztDJyNPalObKz9TQ5cbZ38rE3I%2FY1 8w%3D&w=175&h=406&page=prod_info

[Ted the Poster]

The whale was a symbol for the fisherman's struggle for the meaning if life. The End.

On the other hand, sometimes a whale is just a whale. Alternate Ending.

[KNUCKLEUP]

punchin out for now... :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

i love google:

http://www.h2opoolproducts.com/imagemagic.php?img=ztDJyNPalObKz9TQ5cbZ38rE3I%2FY1 8w%3D&w=175&h=406&page=prod_info

If you have algae I'm not going near that thing.

[DonTheTrucker]

On the other hand, sometimes a whale is just a whale. Alternate Ending.

Or

Captain Ahab was dead the whole time.

[Danesy]

Tuned out ... Sox home opener on ... Kenny Rogers is pitching for the Tigers?!?!? Isn't he like 50?!?!? And no I don't mean the singer ... I think he is really like 50 ..... :)

[crippledalbino]

On the other hand, sometimes a whale is just a whale. Alternate Ending.
No, THAT story is called "Just the Tip"
punchin out for now... :action-sm

Later.

[Mobo]

Or

Moby Dick and Tyler Durden are the same person.....er....whale....

[krisko]

the ONLY thing my dad and i talk about are sports

[crippledalbino]

Tuned out ... Sox home opener on ... Kenny Rogers is pitching for the Tigers?!?!? Isn't he like 50?!?!? And no I don't mean the singer ... I think he is really like 50 ..... :)

Chicken roasting, knowing when to hold them, feathered hair and a beard.
Hilarity.

[crippledalbino]

the ONLY thing my dad and i talk about are sports

The only thing my dad and I discuss is my soul perishing in the eternal fires of hell. Oh, the uproarity.

[Ted the Poster]

Or

Moby Dick and Tyler Durden are the same person.....er....whale....

HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN AHAB!

[Goober]

On the other hand, sometimes a whale is just a whale. Alternate Ending.

Or the Whale turns into a mediocre Korean Asian who will be interviewed by Mr B this Friday.

[MilkmanDan]

the ONLY thing my dad and i talk about are sports

Guessing you have the best Jumpshot out of anyone with a vagina here.

Dave no longer promoting his old board nonstop, pshaw.

[krisko]

Tuned out ... Sox home opener on ... Kenny Rogers is pitching for the Tigers?!?!? Isn't he like 50?!?!? And no I don't mean the singer ... I think he is really like 50 ..... :)
i think he's pretty damn close
Or

Moby Dick and Tyler Durden are the same person.....er....whale....

or

moby dick is kaiser soze

[Mobo]

The only thing my dad and I discuss is my soul perishing in the eternal fires of hell. Oh, the uproarity.

The only thing your dad and I discuss is how good your mom is in bed.



ZING!!!

[MilkmanDan]

Or the Whale turns into a mediocre Korean Asian who will be interviewed by Mr B this Friday.

Lesbian closed eye whale... mmmmm

[krisko]

1500 bucks?

that can't be enough to get a tit lopped off

[Ted the Poster]

the ONLY thing my dad and i talk about are sports

Your dad has problems expressing love.

The only thing my dad and I discuss is my soul perishing in the eternal fires of hell. Oh, the uproarity.

Your dad is right.


Dr. Stig; amateur psychologist!

[crippledalbino]

The only thing your dad and I discuss is how good your mom is in bed.



ZING!!!

http://www.geocities.com/hereditarybitch/pwned.jpg

[Mobo]

1500 bucks?

that can't be enough to get a tit lopped off

Yeah, everyone knows tit lopping starts at $2000.....

[crippledalbino]

Lesbian closed eye whale... mmmmm

Hey, about to hit the seven thousand mark, Mr. Dan.
I hope it's something hilariously awesome and meaningful that you post for such a thing.

[krisko]

ok geese, i've got to write a paper about a b ook i never finished reading :( byeeeeeeeeee

[Ted the Poster]

i think he's pretty damn close


or

moby dick is kaiser soze

or

Captain Ahab is the shepherd, and the harpoon is the tyranny of evil men, and Moby Dick is the sheep...

[Dr. Hoffman]

the ONLY thing my dad and i talk about are sports

How about you and your mom? Black cock?

[Ted the Poster]

1500 bucks?

that can't be enough to get a tit lopped off

Hell, I'll do it just for bragging rights!

[MilkmanDan]

Hey, about to hit the seven thousand mark, Mr. Dan.
I hope it's something hilariously awesome and meaningful that you post for such a thing.

I'm Canadian. Not gonna happen or wouldnt understand

[crippledalbino]

or

Captain Ahab is the shepherd, and the harpoon is the tyranny of evil men, and Moby Dick is the sheep...

or

Captain Ahab ends up getting shot to death by a different whale in the bathroom in spite of the fact that Ishmael, his brother, tried to teach him the lessons that he learned after crushing a whale's head against the curb five years ago.

[Danesy]

Hey, about to hit the seven thousand mark, Mr. Dan.
I hope it's something hilariously awesome and meaningful that you post for such a thing.

Why? Did you see something like that in the first 6,999??? :action-sm

Sorry baby ... the door was open ... I had to :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I'm C********. Not gonna happen or wouldnt understand

Please don't utter the white version of the N-Word in a post-Imus world, sir.

[MilkmanDan]

I cant wait to see Mets fans getting the shit beat out of them this season at Citizens bank park. Come to Ashburn Alley mets fans....

[Ted the Poster]

or

Captain Ahab ends up getting shot to death by a different whale in the bathroom in spite of the fact that Ishmael, his brother, tried to teach him the lessons that he learned after crushing a whale's head against the curb five years ago.

or

moby dick is really a dolphin in disguise

[Danesy]

I cant wait to see Mets fans getting the shit beat out of them this season at Citizens bank park. Come to Ashburn Alley mets fans....

Whoooo hoooo ... me either! Such a classy bunch those Philly fans!!! Beating the shit out of fans that don't agree with them .... YEAH!!!! :D

[crippledalbino]

or

moby dick is really a dolphin in disguise

or
DonTheTrucker's bits really fucking suck, but I'm such a sheep that I can't fucking stop.

[crippledalbino]

Whoooo hoooo ... me either! Such a classy bunch those Philly fans!!! Beating the shit out of fans that don't agree with them .... YEAH!!!! :D

It's how we show our manhood, miss.
Not just Philly fans, we all wave our big, throbbing, pulsating egos around like that.

[Mobo]

I fuckin' loooooove Rip Torn's "Steadyyyyy" in that Larry Sanders clip......christ, I love Rip Torn....

[mikek]

Tuned out ... Sox home opener on ... Kenny Rogers is pitching for the Tigers?!?!? Isn't he like 50?!?!? And no I don't mean the singer ... I think he is really like 50 ..... :)

And... Bill Buckner threw out the first pitch!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=407292

[Ted the Poster]

or
DonTheTrucker's bits really fucking suck, but I'm such a sheep that I can't fucking stop.

or

Moby Dick calls Ishmael from a pay phone, and says "Have the whales stopped breaching, Ishmael? I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye" -- Moby Dick notices that his arch-nemesis, the despicable Captain Ahab is deplaning. He puts on a Panama hat and slowly walks into the crowded, narrow street of the Caribbean village and disappears

[Danesy]

It's how we show our manhood, miss.
Not just Philly fans, we all wave our big, throbbing, pulsating egos around like that.

I guess I don't get it .... prolly never will.

[Danesy]

And... Bill Buckner threw out the first pitch!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=407292

I know, I heard that ... I want to see the highlights. They said he was crying on his way to the mound, and they gave him a 2 min ovation. All's forgiven Bill .... :D

Must have been a great moment for him.

[mikek]

or

Moby Dick calls Ishmael from a pay phone, and says "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye" -- Moby Dick notices that his arch-nemesis, the despicable Captain Ahab is deplaning. He puts on a Panama hat and slowly walks into the crowded, narrow street of the Caribbean village and disappears

Call me Ishmael. Collect.

[Mobo]

or
1 whale survives to tell the story, but Moby never succumbs to Xerxes

[Ted the Poster]

I know, I heard that ... I want to see the highlights. They said he was crying on his way to the mound, and they gave him a 2 min ovation. All's forgiven Bill .... :D

Must have been a great moment for him.

Until the ball went dribbled between his legs.

[crippledalbino]

Call me Ishmael. Collect.
Fuckin' mikek in the running for the Crip Ell-oh-Ell of the day award!
or
1 whale survives to tell the story, but Willy never succumbs to Xerxes

or
Captain Ahab opens the door and is once again walking through the desert, chasing the Whale-In-Black, but this time he has the horn!

[Ted the Poster]

Call me Ishmael. Collect.

Ishmael and Ahab are in Moby Dick's 5.

[Ted the Poster]

Fuckin' mikek in the running for the Crip Ell-oh-Ell of the day award!


or
Captain Ahab opens the door and is once again walking through the desert, chasing the Whale-In-Black, but this time he has the horn!

or
He's looking for the one-armed Captain.

[Danesy]

Until the ball went dribbled between his legs.

:fu:

[Danesy]

I love JD Drew. That's all. I love him. :)

[Ted the Poster]

Fuckin' mikek in the running for the Crip Ell-oh-Ell of the day award!



Silence of the Whales doesn't make the list? FUCK!

[Ted the Poster]

:fu:

Hey, Doll - I actually watched that game! Holy SHIT was I pissed.

[MilkmanDan]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9476/recessivexw7.jpg

Just some Loyalty for 7000.

[Mobo]

or

Moby finds out that Ahab is actually his own father, he gets his fin cut off, and realizes that he is the only one that can stop Ahab from controlling the Galaxy...

[Mobo]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9476/recessivexw7.jpg

Just some Loyalty for 7000.

Congrats on 7k Mr. Dan!

[crippledalbino]

I can't handle her.
Mmmm.
Third nipple and all.

[crippledalbino]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9476/recessivexw7.jpg

Just some Loyalty for 7000.

And especially glad that you picked an ALBINO snake.
A little homo-age to me, I see. Thank you.

[crippledalbino]

And I've never been so happy for Satellite of Love.

Edit: Remobo Triple Comboooooooooooooo

Cripple Triple!!!

[Danesy]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9476/recessivexw7.jpg

Just some Loyalty for 7000.


This is what you give us???? A red X???? How disappointing .... :(

[Ted the Poster]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9476/recessivexw7.jpg

Just some Loyalty for 7000.

That Whitesnake could use a little Tawny Kitaen. Happy 7k, sir!