Ron and Fez Listening Thread; 4/9/2008 : More Angry Fez = More Gooder

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya buddays!!! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.
Leaving one dead thread for another.

[Arch Stanton]

Hiya, well, I know one thing is for sure. No hosts on this show will be hung over.


Boy Howdy my Buddays!

[Mobo]

YOU'RE THE DEAD THREAD!

actually, I hope you're keeping an eye on the other....Sam just made it interesting again....

[KNUCKLEUP]

sup, deeks. :action-sm

[krisko]

hiya bawwwdddeyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssss

[Dr. Hoffman]

YOU'RE THE DEAD THREAD!


Is MLC in here?

[Mobo]

Knuckle-dy Puckle-dy!!!!

[Mobo]

Kriskoooooooooooo!

[Mobo]

triple-dy combo-dy!

[crippledalbino]

sup, deeks. :action-sm

hiya bawwwdddeyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssss

Morning, Pandas.
triple-dy combo-dy!

You'll just do anything for a triple-combo, won'cha?

[KNUCKLEUP]

Knuckle-dy Puckle-dy!!!!

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/WACKBAG/JustSayMobo.jpg

[crippledalbino]

For Mobo:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_texas_style_yogurt_to_feed_man

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXglCB5isFc

[Mobo]

For Mobo:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_texas_style_yogurt_to_feed_man

For Crip:
Picture of a cock.

[crippledalbino]

For Crip:
Picture of a cock.

For Mobo:
Hilarious insult about you being both gay and not funny.

[Danesy]

YOU'RE THE DEAD THREAD!

actually, I hope you're keeping an eye on the other....Sam just made it interesting again....

Fuck him.

Hey buddays!

[mikek]

For Crip:
Picture of a cock.

For Mobo:
hot

[Mobo]

OH YEAH?!?!?!

For Crip:
RABBIT SEASON!

[Mobo]

Fuck him.

Hey buddays!

No disrespect Danesy.....no show means a starving Mobe-ster.....

[Sam_Adams]

Fuck him.

Hey buddays!

:love::love::love:

[crippledalbino]

For Mobo:
hot
For mikek:
:haha7::haha7:
OH YEAH?!?!?!

For Crip:
RABBIT SEASON!

For Mobo:
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/0a/Elmer_Fudd_A_Wild_Hare.jpg

[Mobo]

For Mobo:
hot

For Mikek:
Please.....make it stop.....

[crippledalbino]

No disrespect Danesy.....no show means a starving Mobe-ster.....

:love::love::love:

Feast away, universalrecannibal, feast away.

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Q4IxITJZ4&feature=related

[Mobo]

Feast away, universalrecannibal, feast away.

http://www.horrormovies.com/images/CannibalTheMusical.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1208/770670231_73750255d7.jpg?v=0

Damn you and your flickr posts, Mobo.
Can you get a photobucket account so that I can laugh at your picture posting hilarity sometime before six o'clock tonight when I go back to re-laugh at all the pictures I missed during the day?

[Goober]

Bryan aka Goober13GWU checking in :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Hiya, well, I know one thing is for sure. No hosts on this show will be hung over.


Boy Howdy my Buddays!

What about that second mic guy; Dave?

[crippledalbino]

Random Onion Horoscope Hilarity:

Aries March 21 - April 19
It's great that you've been treating your body like a temple, but maybe you should try switching to a faith that doesn't worship mayonnaise quite so much.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
While you believe it to be the gentlemanly thing to do, opening trap doors for women actually makes you a giant asshole.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Creative fulfillment will finally be yours this Thursday when the ping-pong ball bounces off the wall, ricochets over the pool table, and lands squarely inside that red plastic cup.

[Ted the Poster]

Random Onion Horoscope Hilarity:

Love the Onion horoscopes. What's Virgo?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Bryan aka Goober13GWU checking in :action-sm

Die.

[Goober]

Die.

Don't mind if I dooooooooooooo.

[Mobo]

Love the Onion horoscopes. What's Virgo?

Virgo: you will star in the three epic J.R.R. Tolkein movie adaptations, and then dissapear off of the face of the entertainment planet.

oh, wait....that's Viggo

[krisko]

//is a log a poop?

[Ted the Poster]

Virgo: you will star in the three epic J.R.R. Tolkein novels, and then dissapear off of the face of the entertainment planet.

oh, wait....that's Viggo

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[Goober]

Virgo: you will star in the three epic J.R.R. Tolkein movie adaptations, and then dissapear off of the face of the entertainment planet.

oh, wait....that's Viggo

This guy?

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/7679/vigo5kd.jpg

[Danesy]

Virgo: you will star in the three epic J.R.R. Tolkein movie adaptations, and then dissapear off of the face of the entertainment planet.

oh, wait....that's Viggo

OK, I know you are going to get annoyed ... but the Onion is blocked here, can you gimme Libra .... :D

[Mobo]

//is a log a poop?

looks like poop to me....

http://www.thecabin.net/images/080701/cheese_log.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

Leo July 23 - August 22
The stars foresee church bells in your future, though they'll have less to do with an upcoming wedding, and more to do with you being a hunchbacked monster.


Very NIIIIIIIIIICE

[Sam_Adams]

OK, I know you are going to get annoyed ... but the Onion is blocked here, can you gimme Libra .... :D

Here you go lady :love:

Libra September 23 - October 23
The strange men in lab coats will continue to refuse your desperate and agonizing pleas for water this week.

[Mobo]

OK, I know you are going to get annoyed ... but the Onion is blocked here, can you gimme Libra .... :D

it's a conspiracy maaaaaaaaaan! Your job won't give you access to the reeeeal news maaaaan! I'm an ex-navy seal that reads lots and lots of books. I know alllll about this kind of thing...

[Ted the Poster]

OK, I know you are going to get annoyed ... but the Onion is blocked here, can you gimme Libra .... :D

Virgo August 23 - September 22

You've never been very good with technology, making this week's unstoppable killing machine especially difficult for you to handle.

Libra September 23 - October 23

The strange men in lab coats will continue to refuse your desperate and agonizing pleas for water this week.

[Arch Stanton]

Is the animation fest sold out?

[Goober]

Leo July 23 - August 22
The stars foresee church bells in your future, though they'll have less to do with an upcoming wedding, and more to do with you being a hunchbacked monster.Very NIIIIIIIIIICE

Don't forget your rifle. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Is the animation fest sold out?

nope...it's O&A that sold out.


OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

[krisko]

Love the Onion horoscopes. What's Virgo?
and aquarius
Don't mind if I dooooooooooooo.

none of us do :action-sm

[Mobo]

Shaggs 2 Dope
serial killa
axe-murder boy
wig cap peeler
I could wear a fila jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin' like David Koresh........was.

[Arch Stanton]

What about that second mic guy; Dave?

Eh, the way I see it, the show would go on without a glitch if Dave was not there. When Fez is not well or missing, it is a huge void.

[Sam_Adams]

Don't forget your rifle. :action-sm

Oh, no you got it backwards. Texas A&M is the shooting tower, not the bell tower :action-sm

[OxBabygirlxO]

afternoon everyone! hopefully ill be around today :)

[Arch Stanton]

nope...it's O&A that sold out.


OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

I see what you did there

[Sam_Adams]

and aquarius


none of us do :action-sm

www.theonion.com :icon_roll You're a big girl now :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

afternoon everyone! hopefully ill be around today :)

Hiya

[Mobo]

Oh, no you got it backwards. Texas A&M is the shooting tower, not the bell tower :action-sm

it was UT at Austin......why do I know this better than you?

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts..



ooooooooo Hi BG.....

[crippledalbino]

And Chester'sLiver, wherever he is, likes it when the show starts.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Hiya

hey hun how ya been?

[Sam_Adams]

Ohhhhhhh, Chester's Liver likes it when the show starts

[EDIT] ...damn it. I was too slow :(

[krisko]

chester somethingsomethignsoemthing

[Ted the Poster]

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Your new scientific invention won't save any lives, but then that's not why you built the Cancer-Filled-Syringe in the first place.

[OxBabygirlxO]

OOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts..



ooooooooo Hi BG.....

hi love missed you!

[mikek]

nope...it's O&A that sold out.


oh snap!

[Goober]

It's time to terminate this thread.......... with extreme prejudice.

[Sam_Adams]

it was UT at Austin......why do I know this better than you?

Oh was it? Thanks. For some reason I was thinking it was A&M. Somewhere in Tejas where the heat drives people crazy :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

So now all the producers are walking around, doing their little duties, as the staff prepares to air their grievances during the staff-meeting that starts at 12:05.

[Mobo]

off to lunch.....be good to yourself...and each other.

[crippledalbino]

afternoon everyone! hopefully ill be around today :)

Holy Crap. Here's someone who doesn't come around too much anymore.

Welcome, Miss, to our fine listening thread.

[Arch Stanton]

hey hun how ya been?

Fuckin' sick. Got this miserable cold/virus/possible strep thing that is consuming me. On Amoxicyllin and Mucinex 1200 Dm to kick the shit out of it.

But, besides that, glad to be here.

[Chester'sLiver]

And Chester'sLiver, wherever he is, likes it when the show starts.

Ohhhhhhh, Chester's Liver likes it when the show starts



chester somethingsomethignsoemthing

hahah beat you all...

hi love missed you!
oooooooooooooooo she misses me...:D

[Sam_Adams]

chester doesn't have an Irish accent :icon_roll


We know Miss :action-sm Thanks though.

[crippledalbino]

off to lunch.....be good to yourself...and each other.

Later, Jer.

[Deadbent]

Awww buddays.


1-866-Ron-Zero-Fez.

One. Eight six six. Ron. Zero. Fez.


I'm Deadbent. There's an awkward throat ailment.

[Arch Stanton]

So now all the producers are walking around, doing their little duties, as the staff prepares to air their grievances during the staff-meeting that starts at 12:05.

That's our Albino, telling it like it is

[OxBabygirlxO]

Holy Crap. Here's someone who doesn't come around too much anymore.

Welcome, Miss, to our fine listening thread.

hehehehehehe im back!

Fuckin' sick. Got this miserable cold/virus/possible strep thing that is consuming me. On Amoxicyllin and Mucinex 1200 Dm to kick the shit out of it.

But, besides that, glad to be here.

awwww sorry to hear hope you feel better soon!

[Ted the Poster]

off to lunch.....be good to yourself...and each other.

Fuck you.










:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' sick. Got this miserable cold/virus/possible strep thing that is consuming me. On Amoxicyllin and Mucinex 1200 Dm to kick the shit out of it.

But, besides that, glad to be here.

I think that Arch hasn't caught onto when most people ask 'how ya doin'?' the answer is never something that involves medication, and should almost always be simply 'fine.'
Heh.

[Deadbent]

/sings along..




DREAAAAMS!!....

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'm Deadbent. There's an awkward throat ailment.

i thought youw ere my stalker :(

hi gorgeous!

[Arch Stanton]

OK, let's get down to it

[KNUCKLEUP]

what song did they open with? i missed it on the pad data :(

[Arch Stanton]

I think that Arch hasn't caught onto when most people ask 'how ya doin'?' the answer is never something that involves medication, and should almost always be simply 'fine.'
Heh.

I see Albino is making a run at TonyBagels Smug King of Wackbag title

[Deadbent]

i thought youw ere my stalker :(

hi gorgeous!


AwwwE! :icon_redf


Hiii you!


You're stalkin me now.



(always like a little role-reversal once in a while ;) )

[Chester'sLiver]

what song did they open with? i missed it on the pad data :(

Frankie Almond - If we only had a moment

[crippledalbino]

what song did they open with? i missed it on the pad data :(

I'm sorry, Miss, my memory does not go back that far.

[OxBabygirlxO]

AwwwE! :icon_redf


Hiii you!


You're stalkin me now.



(always like a little role-reversal once in a while ;) )

so i should use a strap-on

[Deadbent]

Buddy Miles, Knucks.

Tune called Dreams.

[Sam_Adams]

I don't think that I ever hum any particular song. I will however start speaking to myself in different accents to talk things out :P

[KNUCKLEUP]

Frankie Almond - If we only had a moment

you lie!!

Buddy Miles, Knucks.

Tune called Dreams.

thanks sweetie :love:

[krisko]

I see Albino is making a run at TonyBagels Smug King of Wackbag title
ALBINO
so i should use a strap-on

:haha7::haha7:

[Deadbent]

so i should use a strap-on

Hehe, that depends who you're using it on. :icon_razz

[Danesy]

I don't think that I ever hum any particular song. I will however start speaking to myself in different accents to talk things out :P

Thank you for sharing Britney ..... :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

I see Albino is making a run at TonyBagels Smug King of Wackbag title

No sir, I would NEVER take a run at such a prestigious title from an esteemed member like MrBagels. I merely take over the spot in his absence.

[Ted the Poster]

I don't think that I ever hum any particular song. I will however start speaking to myself in different accents to talk things out :P

You really are a dangerous nut, sir. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

<----Smoke on the water

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't think that I ever hum any particular song. I will however start speaking to myself in different accents to talk things out :P

Thank you for sharing Britney ..... :icon_roll

oooooooo ZING!


Sassy girl alert...Watch out guys..

[OxBabygirlxO]

Hehe, that depends who you're using it on. :icon_razz

well duh you .... you said role reversal :)

[OxBabygirlxO]

how about that dumb commercial i can never get out of my head 877 -393-444-8

[Arch Stanton]

No sir, I would NEVER take a run at such a prestigious title from an esteemed member like MrBagels. I merely take over the spot in his absence.

And, you fill the void very well.

[silentbob8201]

Circus guy is ripping off Homer Jay Simpson and he knows it.

[crippledalbino]

And, you fill the void very well.

Enough with the gay innuendo, Arch. C'mon.

[Danesy]

Oh nooooooo .....

I almost had a heart attack just now! :)

[crippledalbino]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'oh!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

well duh you .... you said role reversal :)

Hiya BG. Haven't seen you around here in awhile. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha Ronnie just rules...

[OxBabygirlxO]

i love ronnie!!!!!

and hi hoffman!!!!!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

And we're all so fucking conditioned too. Every single playlist of songs I ever make ALWAYS ends with this song.

[KNUCKLEUP]

BOM BOM BOM!!

[Sam_Adams]

You really are a dangerous nut, sir. :action-sm

Don't be silly mister. Everyone talks to themselves :D

[Sam_Adams]

Oh nooooooo .....

I almost had a heart attack just now! :)

You should probably cut down on the mayonaise :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

i wonder how long it will take fezzie to go to break :D

[Goober]

so i should use a strap-on

Ok, but start off small.... Woops there I go typing my thoughts again.

[crippledalbino]

Don't be silly mister. Everyone talks to themselves :D

I don't even know if Stig's comment had anything to do with you speaking to yourself. You just truly are a mess of a psychopath.

[crippledalbino]

i wonder how long it will take fezzie to go to break :D

And Ronnie's back to save the day!

[Sam_Adams]

I don't even know if Stig's comment had anything to do with you speaking to yourself. You just truly are a mess of a psychopath.

I'm quite sane Mr. :D

[Danesy]

You should probably cut down on the mayonaise :action-sm

You should probably drop dead.

I hate you.

[MilkmanDan]

Myah.

[Sam_Adams]

You should probably drop dead.

I hate you.

I know lady :) That's why I come to the threads :action-sm

[Deadbent]

/sings along

[Danesy]

This is my favorite song .... EVER!

:)

[crippledalbino]

I'm quite sane Mr. :D

The lunatics always say that.

[Goober]

When I hear the real Clarence Carter song, I start singing the Black Earl Lyrics. I love the real song and Brother Joe ruined it.

[MilkmanDan]

You should probably drop dead.

I hate you.

Oh great you're in a good mood today.
If you say that phrase tommorrow at the office I'm going to be in deep trouble.

[UsedLadBag]

Love the brother Joe

[krisko]

best. song. ever.

[Deadbent]

Always good when the Milkman arrives.

How goes it?

[Danesy]

/singing along .....

This rules!!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

Afternoon baggers

[UsedLadBag]

Fezzie Rocks!

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha "If you suck a big dick"...

[krisko]

hahah

<3 Ronnie B remix

[Sam_Adams]

Hahahaha love Ronnie's improv:clap::clap::clap:

[Danesy]

Oh great you're in a good mood today.
If you say that phrase tommorrow at the office I'm going to be in deep trouble.

I don't hate your doctor .... why would I do that?

You on the other hand .... I say that to you at least once a day ....

[crippledalbino]

best. song. ever.

It's actually a great day for Ron and Fez show songs!

[Goober]

.........Why Won't Wiki fix the Telephones....... That fucking Perinoid song was stuck in my head for 2 years.

[Deadbent]

It Makes you Fez (Ronnie B. Remix)

[KNUCKLEUP]

"does it make you gay is you suck a big dick!?"

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

that version PWNS.

[DudeDeuce]

i am crying at work at ron's lyrics. damn

[Danesy]

<3 Ronnies version ....

YAY! Good radio .... FINALLY!!!! ;P

[Arch Stanton]

The benchmark of parody songs

[KNUCKLEUP]

.........Why Won't Wiki fix the Telephones.......

WHYYY WON' WIKKI
WHYYY WON' WIKKI

http://noondayranch.com/library/COWBELL-1.JPG

[UsedLadBag]

.........Why Won't Wiki fix the Telephones.......

YES! Now there is a song I really have gotten stuck in my head!

Call it in.
:clap::clap::clap:

[Goober]

[center]WHYYY WON' WIKKI
WHYYY WON' WIKKI[/center
How can you build a pyrimid
without the callers callin' in,

[Danesy]

Now I want to hear the phone song ...

while I am sitting here crying @ Ronnie & his improving the song ....

Holy shit!

[UsedLadBag]

How can you build a pyrimid
without the callers callin' in,


miss the comedy pyrimids.... they were the bessssssssssssssT

[krisko]

.........Why Won't Wiki fix the Telephones....... That fucking Perinoid song was stuck in my head for 2 years.

fatty pneumonia, fatty pneumonia, fatty pneumonia

FATTY PNEUMONIA

[Chester'sLiver]

fatty pneumonia, fatty pneumonia, fatty pneumonia

FATTY PNEUMONIA

ONE DAY FATTY MADE LOVE TO A CUPCAKE!

[Sam_Adams]

ONE DAY FATTY MADE LOVE TO A CUPCAKE!

I LOVE THE HUGE TEXT!

[Arch Stanton]

I'm Pope Bobo Baby

For TonyBagels, he gets that stuck in his melon for days

[KNUCKLEUP]

I LOVE THE HUGE TEXT!

WHO DOESN'T!?

[Goober]

I LOVE THE HUGE COCK!

Eww

[Radioguy]

New York Presbyterian rocks, actually....well, as much as a hospital can.

[Arch Stanton]

I LOVE THE HUGE COCK!

Good, now start living your life

[krisko]

I'm Pope Bobo Baby

For TonyBagels, he gets that stuck in his melon for days

hahah

me too!

[Goober]

It's amazing... I got a Handilift with my last massage.

[krisko]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Danesy]

Ooooh I am off Thursday & Friday too!!!! :)

[Ted the Poster]

Don't be silly mister. Everyone talks to themselves :D

In character? :icon_conf

[KNUCKLEUP]

Eww

WHO DOESN'T!?
wait, what??

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/threadsdead.jpg

[Friday]

hi buddays

[Chester'sLiver]

hi buddays

hi beautiful...How are you doing?

[crippledalbino]

hi buddays

Welcome, Miss.
How goes?

[Blue Heeler]

I thought everyone stopped using AOL in 1995.

[krisko]

XM is realllllyyyy in touch with the popular comics of today

galagher
margaret cho
janene gauoeuotuflaoo

[Chester'sLiver]

XM is realllllyyyy in touch with the popular comics of today

galagher
margaret cho
janene gauoeuotuflaoo

I don't think you really mean that..

[Blue Heeler]

XM is realllllyyyy in touch with the popular comics of today

galagher
margaret cho
janene gauoeuotuflaoo

But Gallagher has a Sledge-O-mazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[krisko]

I thought everyone stopped using AOL in 1995.

i still use it for email

[crippledalbino]

XM is realllllyyyy in touch with the popular comics of today

galagher
margaret cho
janene gauoeuotuflaoo

I can't wait for the Kevin Meaney unmasked.

"So was your mother displeased? Did she think you should pick your pants up?"

[Ted the Poster]

XM is realllllyyyy in touch with the popular comics of today

Dick Tracy
Brenda Starr
Beetle Baily

I don't even know where the fuck I was going with this.

[Friday]

hi beautiful...How are you doing?

doing ok.
need to work on my stupid resume soon and get a real job ... maybe. :(

i miss you fucks

[Ted the Poster]

But Gallagher has a Sledge-O-mazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And the other two are Cunt-O-Matics.

[crippledalbino]

I don't even know where the fuck I was going with this.

Should have gone with Marmaduke for some Jimmy Norton Hack Hilarity.

[krisko]

I don't think you really mean that..

i was utilizing a little thing we call sarcasm, sir.

[Blue Heeler]

And the other two are Cunt-O-Matics.



Made me laugh out loud thinking of people in the first couple rows covered in plastic...

[Chester'sLiver]

i was utilizing a little thing we call sarcasm, sir.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh........I see..

[Blue Heeler]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1397134.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F10688F4BEB274F471A5 5A5397277B4DC33E

[Ted the Poster]

Made me laugh out loud thinking of people in the first couple rows covered in plastic...

And being bothered by seagulls.

[Ted the Poster]

The SPCA really is the worst if you want to adopt. If those stupid hippies dislike anything about you, you can't adopt. No fenced in yard? No dog. Nobody will be home with it all day long? No dog.
Then they wonder why they have overcrowding.

[Danesy]

The SPCA really is the worst if you want to adopt. If those stupid hippies dislike anything about you, you can't adopt. No fenced in yard? No dog. Nobody will be home with it all day long? No dog.
Then they wonder why they have overcrowding.

No kidding ... they have to "approve" you in order to adopt. It's ridiclious ...

[crippledalbino]

The SPCA really is the worst if you want to adopt. If those stupid hippies dislike anything about you, you can't adopt. No fenced in yard? No dog. Nobody will be home with it all day long? No dog.
Then they wonder why they have overcrowding.

No kidding ... they have to "approve" you in order to adopt. It's ridiclious ...

I tried the adoption route, and then ended up just going to a regular 'ol pet store for my adorable cat because the motherfuckers were just getting too invasive. I don't want some PetCo employee raiding my goddamned house.

[TheTruth]

Dave is full of shit those commercials don't show deformed animals

[Chester'sLiver]

"I'm praying"...screw this guy..

[krisko]

ron is being ridiculous

[krisko]

"we all know abortion is not murder"

hrmmm

[crippledalbino]

ron is being ridiculous

He's just going ultra extreme to point out this guy's hypocrisy.

[UsedLadBag]

ron is being ridiculous

agreed, he was a bit hair triggered on this one.

[Chester'sLiver]

ron is being ridiculous

He is going a little extreme but I know what he means. Like people get all outraged when its brought up but most never do anything about it.. the killing thing is a little nuts..

[Mobo]

Stay Out Of My Uterus!!!!

[krisko]

He's just going ultra extreme to point out this guy's hypocrisy.
how was he being a hypocrite?

[krisko]

what has he ever done against abortion?

partial birth abortion ban?

[Blue Heeler]

I think it's great that Democrats are for abortion...line em up!

[krisko]

yessss

what a great world it would be if everyone were a northeast liberal :rolleyes:

[Mobo]

what has he ever done against abortion?

partial birth abortion ban?

is that where they abort the baby as it's being born?

cause I disagree with that...

[crippledalbino]

Stay Out Of My Uterus!!!!
It's not what you said last night.
how was he being a hypocrite?

That all he was doing for a cause that he supposedly believed in was prayer.

[crippledalbino]

I think it's great that Democrats are for abortion...line em up!

It's true.
Everyone that swings to the left really just wants to kill babies.

[crippledalbino]

is that where they abort the baby as it's being born?

cause I disagree with that...

I think it should be allowed into the four hundredth trimester!
*That old gag*

Edit: Remobo Triple Combooooooooooooo

[Mobo]

It's not what you said last night.

No, last night I said "stay out of my universe...."

[silentbob8201]

what has he ever done against abortion?

partial birth abortion ban?

well that was a big sticking point for years. So i guess, and every year at the Anti Abortion Rally in Washington he releases a statement or phones in from a block away.

[Mobo]

well that was a big sticking point for years.

ewwww...you mean in the butt?

[crippledalbino]

No, last night I said "stay out of my universe...."

that's a little tough to do... but I'll stay out of your fake guitar universe because I'm clearly not even a little speck of aardvark shit in your fucking universe.

[krisko]

is that where they abort the baby as it's being born?

cause I disagree with that...
yes, they induce labor and stick some type of little vacuum at the base of the neck and suck out the brains.
It's not what you said last night.


That all he was doing for a cause that he supposedly believed in was prayer.
:haha7::haha7:

so ronnie's problem is that he thinks it's dumb to pray...that's his opinion...that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...it gets a little old

[krisko]

there's plenty of fucking outrage you dumb cunt

[crippledalbino]

The Draft?
Where's Liddy, let's get him!

[Blue Heeler]

that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...

Can we still use Boston?

[Mobo]

that's a little tough to do... but I'll stay out of your fake guitar universe because I'm clearly not even a little speck of aardvark shit in your fucking universe.

You know what....you're right.....you should worship me as a God...

yes, they induce labor and stick some type of little vacuum at the base of the neck and suck out the brains.

ummm....Robot Butt......<ahem>

so ronnie's problem is that he thinks it's dumb to pray...that's his opinion...that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...it gets a little old

idiot.

[Arch Stanton]

Millions?

[silentbob8201]

oh Look a redneck.

[crippledalbino]

so ronnie's problem is that he thinks it's dumb to pray...that's his opinion...that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...it gets a little old

Oh yeah.
And fair enough, too.
But I'm right there with him with the prayer stuff. But then, that's my own personal lovely feelings towards the ideas and thoughts of god, jesus, the bible, higher powers, and all of that stuff..

[krisko]

The Draft?
Where's Liddy, let's get him!

:haha7::haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

afternoon buddays :action-sm



yeah only rich business men become president
thats what we need :icon_roll

[Chuck Schick]

Ron's 9/11 analogy for abortion is a bad one.

[crippledalbino]

afternoon buddays :action-sm



yeah only rich business men become president
thats what we need :icon_roll
I think that *I* should be president, and wackbag can be my cabinet.
And then all the people trying to sneak in would get meatspun and sent on their way again, discouraged because we don't love them.
Ron's 9/11 analogy for abortion is a bad one.

So what would a better one be?

[dolemyte]

Ron's 9/11 analogy for abortion is a bad one.


i dont think he was seriously comparing the 2... more along the lines of those people that say its murder (with similar numbers as 9/11) then it should have the same impact with them


Murder = murder is his point. Shit or get off the pot as far as calling it murder.

[Wilmington WOW]

Ron's 9/11 analogy for abortion is a bad one.

I think it is brilliant
you couldnt do anything when 3000 people were murdered
if you are living your life while abortions are occuring
then that fetus is not as important as a living person

nver heard tht argument, but it's genius

[silentbob8201]

Ron's 9/11 analogy for abortion is a bad one.

and yet i heard that a few times back in 01 grant it It was a Catholic Mass the week after 9'11.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ugh I hate when uninformed people discuss stuff.

[Wilmington WOW]

anyone here against abortion
except if it affects the mother's health, **** or incest?

[Mobo]

I think that *I* should be president, and wackbag can be my cabinet.
And then all the people trying to sneak in would get meatspun and sent on their way again, discouraged because we don't love them.

Can I be the head of the Department of Plastic Guitars?

I wanna pass the "Rock Out With Your Cock Out Bill"

[Blue Heeler]

I think that *I* should be president, and wackbag can be my cabinet.
And then all the people trying to sneak in would get meatspun and sent on their way again, discouraged because we don't love them.


So what would a better one be?

ok, but I'm going to IF my vote in for you...wocka wocka

[crippledalbino]

Ugh I hate when uninformed people discuss stuff.

Yeah, FUCK BILL BURR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys I'm heading out for the day....C-YA!

[DonTheTrucker]

anyone here against abortion
except if it affects the mother's health, **** or incest?

More of us than you think.

But I guess I'm not REALLY against it since I'm not murdering abortion doctors. :icon_roll

[Mobo]

Ugh I hate when uninformed people discuss stuff.

Hey Crip, you know what I hate about driving big rigs? When little kids won't stop making that "blow the horn" motion....

[TheTruth]

Holy shit I'm sick of the more people vote for American Idol than for the president, ignoring that you can vote as many times as you want for American Idol.

[crippledalbino]

anyone here against abortion
except if it affects the mother's health, **** or incest?
Are we really gonna be getting into this now?
Can I be the head of the Department of Plastic Guitars?

I wanna pass the "Suck cock for KRock" Bill
I was thinking that you were going to be Vos-President.
ok, but I'm going to IF my vote in for you...wocka wocka

Holy shit,
I fucking laughed at something Blue Heeler said? Shit... I really am done here.

[Arch Stanton]

alright guys I'm heading out for the day....C-YA!

C-YA

[crippledalbino]

Hey Crip, you know what I hate about driving big rigs? When little kids won't stop making that "blow the horn" motion....

I hate when you have to throw your shit against the windshield, personally.

[Wilmington WOW]

More of us than you think.

But I guess I'm not REALLY against it since I'm not murdering abortion doctors. :icon_roll

I was just intersted in the views here
I dont htink you have to kill abortion doctors to be pro-life

[krisko]

I think it is brilliant
you couldnt do anything when 3000 people were murdered
if you are living your life while abortions are occuring
then that fetus is not as important as a living person

nver heard tht argument, but it's genius
umm...explain to me again how that's genius please
anyone here against abortion
except if it affects the mother's health, **** or incest?
yes

Holy shit I'm sick of the more people vote for American Idol than for the president, ignoring that you can vote as many times as you want for American Idol.

haha

that's a very good point

[Mobo]

Holy shit,
I fucking laughed at something Blue Heeler said? Shit... I really am done here.

It happened to me earlier today....what is this world coming to?

[Mobo]

Rip Torn: Steadyyyyyyy

[Blue Heeler]

Holy shit,
I fucking laughed at something Blue Heeler said? Shit... I really am done here.

Is that twice today or was that universalalbino? I'm really sorry guys, go die in a fire. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

It happened to me earlier today....what is this world coming to?

Are we on some sort of weird, Wackbag2 world?
I dunno, Mobo, I'm not sure if I like it here.

[krisko]

Are we really gonna be getting into this now?
.
well..this IS the listening thread...and it WAS a topic on the show....

[crippledalbino]

Is that twice today or was that universalalbino? I'm really sorry guys, go die in a fire. :action-sm

It's crippledremobo, cunt, and that was funny, go feedback it in.

[Ted the Poster]

so ronnie's problem is that he thinks it's dumb to pray...that's his opinion...that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...it gets a little old

But Ronnie is a genius, and his judgment on everything is unassailable! Plus, you saw and possibly met him at a party once, so you have to just accept the whole act now. It's a rule.

[Arch Stanton]

All of you IF heavy hitters should send in over and over again that you are too hungover to write IF's

[DonTheTrucker]

so ronnie's problem is that he thinks it's dumb to pray...that's his opinion...that doesn't mean that every person who doesnt' live in new york is a complete idiot...it gets a little old

Get used to it if you move there. The people who live in New York think they're better than the rest of us. While paying $10 for a Big Mac and $3000 a month for a 300 sq foot apartment. New York is a great place to visit but it's full of douchebags.

nver heard tht argument, but it's genius

You've never heard it every other time someone mentions abortion? Too bad the fucking callers are hayseeds and can't compete mentally with Ron.

Hey Crip, you know what I hate about driving big rigs? When little kids won't stop making that "blow the horn" motion....

Yeah, but I DO something about them. I run them into the ditch. So I guess I'm REALLY against them.

The bottom line is, people may be against something but smart enough to not ruin their own lives fighting for it. It's nice to be an idealist, but you have to work within the system. The system ALLOWS you to kill someone who is threatening your life (or to kill a terrorist). They system as is does NOT alllow you to murder someone for doing something that's legal, no matter how distasteful it is.

Not murdering abortion doctors doesn't make you a coward, it makes you a fucking realist.

[Mobo]

Are we on some sort of weird, Wackbag2 world?
I dunno, Mobo, I'm not sure if I like it here.

I don't know....Sam_Adams has some pretty informative and humorous posts.



(get it?....cause it's Wackbag2......)

[Arch Stanton]

Now this is a song!!!

monkey...House

[crippledalbino]

well..this IS the listening thread...and it WAS a topic on the show....

A: Since when do we any longer give a shit about the topics on a listening thread and how they may or may not have to do with anything on the show
B: Isn't that a debate for a much larger forum, preferably one where people aren't trying to be funny for extremism sake, and
C: The discussion is useless because it's just going to be a bunch of people yelling their opinions louder and not listening to the other side of the argument. It's one of those discussions where no one ever listens to the other side and changes their opinion, so it's really just going to be angry ranting at each other for no comedic value whatsoever.

[Blue Heeler]

It's crippledremobo, cunt, and that was funny, go feedback it in.

If you'd like to laugh again, I actually sent more than a couple IF's into the XM side of the show today before I had that deja vu feeling that it was a Worst Of...

[Chuck Schick]

People were outraged (and justifiably so) when 9/11 happened because 9/11 doesn't happen every day. People get desensitized to events that happen every day.

Suppose abortion was a brand new procedure. If they announced on the news tonight that 4,000 babies had been killed because of this new procedure, I bet people would go crazy.

[Ted the Poster]

well..this IS the listening thread...and it WAS a topic on the show....

Right. And the rule is No discussing the show in the listening thread.

No, wait.

Strike that. Reverse it.

[W. Wonka]

[Wilmington WOW]

yes





ok, so its ok to kill a baby sometimes
the a r@pe or incest baby who can live a perfectly normal life should be killed becasue it will make the mother feel bad


ask a mother if she will give her life for her 5 year old
99.99999% of them would lay down their life to say their child

why, because a fetus is not a person yet

[DonTheTrucker]

I was just intersted in the views here
I dont htink you have to kill abortion doctors to be pro-life

OMGZ YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!!1!!!!1

I wonder if Ron is so FOR abortion that he'd risk his job telling pro-life people to actually kill abortion doctors.

Yes, the argument goes both ways.

[Mobo]

They system as is does NOT alllow you to murder someone for doing something that's legal, no matter how distasteful it is.

uhhhh....I'll.....I'll be right back....I gotta go....uhhh....make a phone call...

[Arch Stanton]

Right. And the rule is No discussing the show in the listening thread.

No, wait.

Strike that. Reverse it.

[W. Wonka]

Would have been a great unmasked

[Wilmington WOW]

Rip Torn: Steadyyyyyyy

ha ha that cracked me up too

[Dr. Hoffman]

uhhhh....I'll.....I'll be right back....I gotta go....uhhh....make a phone call...

Meaning you are going to go rub one out. Have fun budday. :action-sm

[krisko]

A: Since when do we any longer give a shit about the topics on a listening thread and how they may or may not have to do with anything on the show
B: Isn't that a debate for a much larger forum, preferably one where people aren't trying to be funny for extremism sake, and
C: The discussion is useless because it's just going to be a bunch of people yelling their opinions louder and not listening to the other side of the argument. It's one of those discussions where no one ever listens to the other side and changes their opinion, so it's really just going to be angry ranting at each other for no comedic value whatsoever.
a. since now!
b.'trying' is the operative word there...and most of the time we fail...might as well try something different.
c. you can't hear yelling, we're on a message board

[crippledalbino]

If you'd like to laugh again, I actually sent more than a couple IF's into the XM side of the show today before I had that deja vu feeling that it was a Worst Of...
Heh.
Yeah, you're right, this is your first laughter triple-combo day ever.
uhhhh....I'll.....I'll be right back....I gotta go....uhhh....make a phone call...

The number is eight six six, ron zero fez....

[Wilmington WOW]

But Ronnie is a genius, and his judgment on everything is unassailable! Plus, you saw and possibly met him at a party once, so you have to just accept the whole act now. It's a rule.

:clap:

[Blue Heeler]

All of you IF heavy hitters should send in over and over again that you are too hungover to write IF's

I only send in an IF once...if Opie doesn't mention it, I drop it.

[Ted the Poster]

People were outraged (and justifiably so) when 9/11 happened because 9/11 doesn't happen every day. People get desensitized to events that happen every day.

Suppose abortion was a brand new procedure. If they announced on the news tonight that 4,000 babies had been killed because of this new procedure, I bet people would go crazy.

Yeah, but they're not 4000 good babies. They're half-formed, unwanted tumors at that stage.

Personally, I'm just pro-death. Abortion on demand, death penalty for murdering fucks, and doctor-assisted suicide.

[crippledalbino]

a. since now!
b.'trying' is the operative word there...and most of the time we fail...might as well try something different.
c. you can't hear yelling, we're on a message board

SAYS WHO?!?!?!

[DonTheTrucker]

why, because a fetus is not a person yet

Prove it.

And when does it become a child? 3 months? 7 months? Moment it pops its lil head out? Does this mean partial birth abortion is ok? First trimester?

Don't be so sure of what you say. I am not and I readily admit so. I just prefer to err on the side of caution. Things in real life aren't so black and white.

Personally, I think it should be an issue decided by the states and not forced upon us by unelected judges. You know why this abortion shit isn't an issue in most countries? Because it was voted upon by the people. What's so wrong with that? Then people in Arkansas can have all the inbred kids they want and people in New York can kill all the babies they want.

[silentbob8201]

Good my team cost Dave money.

[Wilmington WOW]

People were outraged (and justifiably so) when 9/11 happened because 9/11 doesn't happen every day. People get desensitized to events that happen every day.

Suppose abortion was a brand new procedure. If they announced on the news tonight that 4,000 babies had been killed because of this new procedure, I bet people would go crazy.

ok good point
but if we found out there was a doctors office that was killing 25 chidren a day, we would all be going ape shit
way more than our collective reaction to 25 abortions a day

why - because fetus' are not babies yet

[Mobo]

Yeah, but they're not 4000 good babies. They're half-formed, unwanted tumors at that stage.

Personally, I'm just pro-death. Abortion on demand, death penalty for murdering fucks, and doctor-assisted suicide.

x2.....no joke.....i've become quite the nihlist in my old age.

[krisko]

ok, so its ok to kill a baby sometimes
the a r@pe or incest baby who can live a perfectly normal life should be killed becasue it will make the mother feel bad


ask a mother if she will give her life for her 5 year old
99.99999% of them would lay down their life to say their child

why, because a fetus is not a person yet
ok...i don't mean this in a mean way..but what the fuck are you talking about?

[DonTheTrucker]

Personally, I'm just pro-death. Abortion on demand, death penalty for murdering fucks, and doctor-assisted suicide.

You go first

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/mika-with-gun-in-mouthWEB.jpg

We're right behind ya, promise.

[Blue Heeler]

Good my team cost Dave money.

Yeah, you were great during the game I was cheering you on....

wait, what? <-----haha end this bit

[Ted the Poster]

You go first

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/mika-with-gun-in-mouthWEB.jpg

We're right behind ya, promise.

8/24/13.

[dolemyte]

Personally, I'm just pro-death. Abortion on demand, death penalty for murdering fucks, and doctor-assisted suicide.



X2 There are many more things i care more about

[Dr. Hoffman]

SAYS WHO?!?!?!

Says Krisko...that Michigander bitch ass cunt!!!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

Prove it.

And when does it become a child? 3 months? 7 months? Moment it pops its lil head out?


you are right we cant prove when it is a child
my point is if you believe abortion is wrong
then it should ALWAYS be wrong
you shouldnt be allowed to abort a baby because it will bring shame upon you because you were r@ped

[crippledalbino]

X2 There are many more things i care more about

Times three.
Like Mashed Potatoes. Fuckin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Mashed potatoes.

[Ted the Poster]

Says Krisko...that Michigander bitch ass cunt!!!!!

Language, sir!!! Must you say "Ass" in this forum?

[krisko]

you are right we cant prove when it is a child
my point is if you believe abortion is wrong
then it should ALWAYS be wrong
you shouldnt be allowed to abort a baby because it will bring shame upon you because you were r@ped

that's not a case of the mother's health?

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh yeah lots of people in show business suffered due to anti war stances.

Stop playing the victim Ronnie, you're better than that.

[Wilmington WOW]

ok...i don't mean this in a mean way..but what the fuck are you talking about?

see post 268

[crippledalbino]

Says Krisko...that Michigander bitch ass cunt!!!!!

Yeah!
We just hate everyone!!
And we're bad-asses on a messageboard!!!!
Fuck everyone!!! YEAH!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Language, sir!!! Must you say "Ass" in this forum?

A$$?

[Chuck Schick]

ok good point
but if we found out there was a doctors office that was killing 25 chidren a day, we would all be going ape shit
way more than our collective reaction to 25 abortions a day

why - because fetus' are not babies yet


Thats only because we have never known a world without abortion. Its all hypothetical anyway.

Once someone makes up their mind on this issue, it is practically impossible to change their mind.

[Ted the Poster]

Times three.
Like Mashed Potatoes. Fuckin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Mashed potatoes.

Ever had the pre-made ones from the store? They fuckin' RAWK!

[DonTheTrucker]

that's not a case of the mother's health?

Apparently no one is allowed any grey area. You either want to kill every single baby with a vacuum sucking it's brains out or you're on a rooftop with a deer rifle shooting some old jewish man on his way to work murdering those babies.

[krisko]

ugh

ok, phil donahue is too much for me

punchin out!

[dolemyte]

Ever had the pre-made ones from the store? They fuckin' RAWK!


Or oven roast a garlic head and squeeze it in... now im starving

[Friday]

Ever had the pre-made ones from the store? They fuckin' RAWK!

that's just disgusting and wrong.

[DonTheTrucker]

This just in:

WAR IS HELL AND PEOPLE GET INJURED.

And on a serious note, of course we're not doing enough for the guys who are fighting. We never have. It's fucking disgusting.

[Wilmington WOW]

that's not a case of the mother's health?

then a mother is more important than a baby in your opinion
my point about a mother is that a mother might abort if it affects her life
but that same mother would give her own life to save the life of her 5 year old child.
Why - because down deep we really dont think the fetus is the same as a 5 year old.

I respect the pro life person who is against ANY abortions
they are being consistant
other than that you are saying it is wrong to kill this baby , but ok to kill that baby
to me that is hypcritical

[Ted the Poster]

that's just disgusting and wrong.

They're real. They're just pre-cooked and mashed. Quite a timesaver when i make the world's best shepherd's pie.*








*the secret ingredient is fetus. libdib.

[Arch Stanton]

Language, sir!!! Must you say "Ass" in this forum?

Ass Ass Ass

[Mobo]

I hate to sound like Crip, but I'm going to try my hand at stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon. I saw it on Gordon Ramsay's F Word, and before I knew it, I was licking the t.v. screen.......and yes, I was high.....but it still looked good....

[silentbob8201]

Um Prince Harry went to War by Choice.

[crippledalbino]

Ever had the pre-made ones from the store? They fuckin' RAWK!
Uh, no... I stick more with
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Or oven roast a garlic head and squeeze it in... now im starving
Absolutely. Roasted Garlic Mashed potatoes that way are the bomb.
They're real. They're just pre-cooked and mashed. Quite a timesaver when i make the world's best shepherd's pie.
*the secret ingredient is fetus. libdib.

:icon_neut
Look, not hungry anymore.

[DonTheTrucker]

then a mother is more important than a baby in your opinion
my point about a mother is that a mother might abort if it affects her life
but that same mother would give her own life to save the life of her 5 year old child.
Why - because down deep we really dont think the fetus is the same as a 5 year old.

I respect the pro life person who is against ANY abortions
they are being consistant
other than that you are saying it is wrong to kill this baby , but ok to kill that baby
to me that is hypcritical

Using your logic you're pro-death for women of childbearing age. I suggest you start by murdering the ugly ones. Best of luck sir.

[Dr. Hoffman]

A draft is not the solution you fuck face. This country needs to do what Germany, Sweden, Israel, etc. do. A mandatory conscription for ALL US citizens. That way the leaders of this country will have to think a little longer, and a little harder than they do now before going to war.

[dolemyte]

They're real. They're just pre-cooked and mashed. Quite a timesaver when i make the world's best shepherd's pie.*








*the secret ingredient is fetus. libdib.


Sheps Pie is deceptively good... like most Brit food ive had... real simple stuff, but add some Brown sauce, and that shit is tight

[Blue Heeler]

The only thing more boring than this interview is the abortion chatter in this thread.

You're not going to fix the abortion issue, get over it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Um Prince Harry went to War by Choice.

Baby killer!

[Wilmington WOW]

Apparently no one is allowed any grey area. You either want to kill every single baby with a vacuum sucking it's brains out or you're on a rooftop with a deer rifle shooting some old jewish man on his way to work murdering those babies.

yes there is a gray area
that is why I am not going to tell a woman what she should do with her body
that you getting my point

[Dr. Hoffman]

Um Prince Harry went to War by Choice.

And as much as I LOVE to knock the British crown...I have MAD respect for that kid for going, and more especially how he handled himself when Drudge leaked the story and could have gotten him killed.

[crippledalbino]

I hate to sound like Crip, but I'm going to try my hand at stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon. I saw it on Gordon Ramsay's F Word, and before I knew it, I was licking the t.v. screen.......and yes, I was high.....but it still looked good....

Fuckin' a right, dude.
I just made on Sunday, my version of Cordon Bleu which is bacon and cheese wrapped in chicken, simmered in wine, and in a cream sauce. Holy motherfucking shit and a half it was good.
Let me know how it goes, and I'll be sure to point and laugh on the thread.

[DonTheTrucker]

A draft is not the solution you fuck face. This country needs to do what Germany, Sweden, Israel, etc. do. A mandatory conscription for ALL US citizens. That way the leaders of this country will have to think a little longer, and a little harder than they do now before going to war.

I wouldn't mind that at all. Little known fact. I tried to join the Army at the age of 32. My health wouldn't allow it/ :(

The only thing more boring than this interview is the abortion chatter in this thread.

You're not going to fix the abortion issue, get over it.

Ya think? IF that.

God forbid we do something besides bash Dave and make AIDS jokes.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I wouldn't mind that at all. Little known fact. I tried to join the Army at the age of 32. My health wouldn't allow it/ :(




Little known fact. I applied for the Navy SEAL program...my eyesite wouldn't allow it. :icon_cry:

[Wilmington WOW]

Using your logic you're pro-death for women of childbearing age. I suggest you start by murdering the ugly ones. Best of luck sir.

explain better
unless it was a poorly executed joke

[Blue Heeler]

Ya think? IF that.

Hey, that's only funny when Crip and Remobo do it.

[silentbob8201]

Thats it he just called Britney Spears a Tart. what's a tart again im not 70 years old.

[DonTheTrucker]

I thought Donahue was dead.

Now I wish he were.

[crippledalbino]

Mmmm.
THIS is why I thought it would be better for another forum. Oh well.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k252/RTBrooke/hijack.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

And as much as I LOVE to knock the British crown...I have MAD respect for that kid for going, and more especially how he handled himself when Drudge leaked the story and could have gotten him killed.

X2
as apposed to canidates who are pro war but his 5 sons dont join up,
then that canidate states that his sons are serving their country by helping him get elected :icon_roll

[Blue Heeler]

This really is Donahue? I thought someone was making a joke...goddamn is he fucking boring and wrong....wrong and boring too!

[crippledalbino]

Little known fact. I applied for the Navy SEAL program...They asked, I told. :icon_cry:
Yeah, that'll learn ya.
I thought Donahue was dead.

Now I wish he were.

He doesn't sound like he's the catholic league guy. "whaa"

[dolemyte]

Sorry Ronnie B. even with your great interview skills, i bailed on this interview awhile ago

[DonTheTrucker]

explain better
unless it was a poorly executed joke

Well it was in a joking manner, but in a manner applying the "no grey area" formula.

Hey, that's only funny when Crip and Remobo do it.

Wasn't supposed to be funny. When I say "IF that" I mean Opie is the only one who cares what you say. Enjoy it while it lasts :D Anyone know what happened to Dan from Hoboken? :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

silenced?????? Ever hear of Moveon.org?

punched out, back later

edit* NYTimes, MSNBS, ABC CBS NBC etc

[Blue Heeler]

Sorry Ronnie B. even with your great interview skills, i bailed on this interview awhile ago

X2, time to listen to Squizz until the 3pm replay

wake me up if we get back to making fun of Dave and aids jokes...

[Deadbent]

After catching up on almost 7 pages of thread. I'd just like to say, I'd like to elbow juuust about all of you in the throats while I hum Mighty Horse to myself. :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

then a mother is more important than a baby in your opinion
my point about a mother is that a mother might abort if it affects her life
but that same mother would give her own life to save the life of her 5 year old child.
Why - because down deep we really dont think the fetus is the same as a 5 year old.

I respect the pro life person who is against ANY abortions
they are being consistant
other than that you are saying it is wrong to kill this baby , but ok to kill that baby
to me that is hypcritical

Hereshhh the thing:

I've been in the room, holding the mother's hand during an abortion. It's not an easy decision to make, and the procedure is no picnic. Nobody uses it frivolously as a method of birth control - nobody you'd want raising kids, anyway. It's an emotionally devastating thing to go thru for all involved, and if you've never been faced with that decision, you'll never understand. It should not be an issue for the courts or for argument. It's a decision that only the people involved are qualified to make, and everyone else should butt the fuck out.

[Dr. Hoffman]

X2
as apposed to canidates who are pro war but his 5 sons dont join up,
then that canidate states that his sons are serving their country by helping him get elected :icon_roll

Little known fact...I believe John McCain's son served in Iraq...or Afghanistan.

[Mobo]

Hey, that's only funny when Crip and Remobo do it.

And sometimes, not even then....I don't understand why you're so upset, Don....half of your posts are abortions....

[crippledalbino]

Sorry Ronnie B. even with your great interview skills, i bailed on this interview awhile ago

silenced?????? Ever hear of Moveon.org?

punched out, back later

edit* NYTimes, MSNBS, ABC CBS NBC etc

X2, time to listen to Squizz until the 3pm replay

wake me up if we get back to making fun of Dave and aids jokes...

Motherfuckers dropping like flies.
Last one out get the lights.

[Chuck Schick]

True. McCain's son is in Iraq.

[Deadbent]

Hereshhh the thing:

I've been in the room, holding the mother's hand during an abortion. It's not an easy decision to make, and the procedure is no picnic. Nobody uses it frivolously as a method of birth control - nobody you'd want raising kids, anyway. It's an emotionally devastating thing to go thru for all involved, and if you've never been faced with that decision, you'll never understand. It should not be an issue for the courts or for argument. It's a decision that only the people involved are qualified to make, and everyone else should butt the fuck out.


Since we don't have emoticons for a man-to-man nod.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/butcher2.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

Little known fact...I believe John McCain's son served in Iraq...or Afghanistan.

well known fact by me
that is why I respect the man
not to mention his own service and POA status

[DonTheTrucker]

And sometimes, not even then....I don't understand why you're so upset, Don....half of your posts are abortions....

Now THATS how you executive produce.

[crippledalbino]

After catching up on almost 7 pages of thread. I'd just like to say, I'd like to elbow juuust about all of you in the throats while I hum Mighty Horse to myself. :action-sm
Hey, 'Bent!
Welcome to the 'What do you feel about abortion, war, pain, and poverty' thread! A lot better than that 'would you fuck the user above you' thread, right?
Hereshhh the thing:

I've been in the room, holding the mother's hand during an abortion. It's not an easy decision to make, and the procedure is no picnic. Nobody uses it frivolously as a method of birth control - nobody you'd want raising kids, anyway. It's an emotionally devastating thing to go thru for all involved, and if you've never been faced with that decision, you'll never understand. It should not be an issue for the courts or for argument. It's a decision that only the people involved are qualified to make, and everyone else should butt the fuck out.
And then what happened?
I know, I'm going to hell for that one.

[Blue Heeler]

Wasn't supposed to be funny. When I say "IF that" I mean Opie is the only one who cares what you say. Enjoy it while it lasts :D Anyone know what happened to Dan from Hoboken? :action-sm

It's already happening, I'm already thinking of changing my name to Steven H. from Baytucky...

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh because our Geneva convention adherence has stopped a single beheading in Iraq. Donahue is a FUCKING moron.

[Wilmington WOW]

Hereshhh the thing:

I've been in the room, holding the mother's hand during an abortion. It's not an easy decision to make, and the procedure is no picnic. Nobody uses it frivolously as a method of birth control - nobody you'd want raising kids, anyway. It's an emotionally devastating thing to go thru for all involved, and if you've never been faced with that decision, you'll never understand. It should not be an issue for the courts or for argument. It's a decision that only the people involved are qualified to make, and everyone else should butt the fuck out.

exactly,
I was demonstrating what a tough issue it is
there is alot of grey area, let each woman choose what is right for them

[silentbob8201]

How did this boring fuck have a successful talk show for all those years,the things women will fucking watch during the day time.

[DonTheTrucker]

It's already happening, I'm already thinking of changing my name to Steven H. from Baytucky...

Perhaps you should give Ant a cat. I hear he needs a new one.

[DonTheTrucker]

Turn your phone off Phil you inconsiderate fuck.

[Deadbent]

That's a lot of un's.

[Mobo]

I have a meeting in 5 minutes, and I'm actually thankful.....

[DonTheTrucker]

Is the war fair to the people who have joined since it began KNOWING they're going over there and BELIEVING it's right?

The only point I will agree on is that they're not pursuing it right. If you're going to fight a war, you fight the war. You win the war and you go the fuck home.

[Friday]

I have a meeting in 5 minutes, and I'm actually thankful.....

so are we :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Turn your phone off Phil you inconsiderate fuck.

He's a very important man! Marlo needs him to pick up tampons on the way home.




Oh, who am I kidding? She hasn't needed them in years.

[silentbob8201]

Audie Murphy was how many years ago? when was the last time we had a name as recognizible during war time?

[Mobo]

so are we :action-sm

oh, so you do respond to me still......or is it just when I leave myself open?

[crippledalbino]

Audie Murphy was how many years ago? when was the last time we had a name as recognizible during war time?

Just went downhill after Raw.

[Dr. Hoffman]

well known fact by me
that is why I respect the man
not to mention his own service and POA status

You heard it here first people. Wilmington is gay, and considers John McCain a Piece of Ass.

:action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

tune out people
why should you listen to apposing views?
the way you learn is to listen to all points of views.
then disagree
if you care about our country then this is not boring
but then again dyer maker is on XM 59 again


and I will beat you all to it


MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

So if we're to see the dead soldiers on TV does that also mean we get to see the beheadings that the enemy is doing too? Oh wait, of course not, it wouldn't support his view.

If it's going to be open, open the whole fucking thing up. Warts and all.

[Wilmington WOW]

You heard it here first people. Wilmington is gay, and considers John McCain a Piece of Ass.

:action-sm

:clap:
lol
paging Dr Frued

[DonTheTrucker]

Well Eddie is no Arlo Guthrie.

[dozerking]

Is the war fair to the people who have joined since it began KNOWING they're going over there and BELIEVING it's right?

The only point I will agree on is that they're not pursuing it right. If you're going to fight a war, you fight the war. You win the war and you go the fuck home.

Even though I don't agree with the Iraq policy, you pretty much nailed the entire problem. IF you are going to commit human lives, do it right the first time, not pussy foot around and make it tougher on our boys on the ground. This is reason enough to bring these guys home, bad fucking management, more specifically never enough personnel to begin with.

[Wilmington WOW]

So if we're to see the dead soldiers on TV does that also mean we get to see the beheadings that the enemy is doing too? Oh wait, of course not, it wouldn't support his view.

If it's going to be open, open the whole fucking thing up. Warts and all.

X2

[Deadbent]

DhxpohzZHbc

[DonTheTrucker]

I like the verse where they had to pay a $50 fine and pick up the garbage.

[DonTheTrucker]

Even though I don't agree with the Iraq policy, you pretty much nailed the entire problem. IF you are going to commit human lives, do it right the first time, not pussy foot around and make it tougher on our boys on the ground. This is reason enough to bring these guys home, bad fucking management, more specifically never enough personnel to begin with.

I wouldn't mind if they left tomorrow as long as they left a couple of nukes with the timers set on the way out.

[DonTheTrucker]

Final thought on Eddie Vedder:

change Bush to Gore doing the same thing, I'd bet anything that he wouldn't be against it.

And hayseed caller: Why would he challenge Donahue when he agrees with him?

This caller is an idiot, Ron says something against Bush or the war every day.

[Blue Heeler]

Perhaps you should give Ant a cat. I hear he needs a new one.

hmmmm, he IS flying to Cleveland every weekend, that's only 5 hours away.

[Chuck Schick]

Kim Phuc.

That was a hilarious bit.

Blip blip.

[Wilmington WOW]

hayseed
being a patriot means to love your country enough to point out the problems in hopes of correcting them

[dozerking]

hayseed
being a patriot means to love your country enough to point out the problems in hopes of correcting them

exactly

[DonTheTrucker]

hayseed
being a patriot means to love your country enough to point out the problems in hopes of correcting them

I saw that bumper sticker too.

[Goober]

Perhaps you should give Ant a cat. I hear he needs a new one.

:haha7: Perhaps the cat will be called Jim Jim.

[Chuck Schick]

According to Ron's logic, if someone was truly anti-war, they should stop paying federal taxes.

[MilkmanDan]

I Bet Homestar has something important to say about the war.

[DonTheTrucker]

According to Ron's logic, if someone was truly anti-war, they should stop paying federal taxes.

But he wouldn't actually endorse that for fear of losing his job.

Disclaimer: Ronnie's still one of my heroes. Believe it or not you can disagree with someone and still respect them.

and with that


DONK

[Chuck Schick]

Two lines for Homestar Runner today. Glad to hear he's getting more air time.

[Goober]

donk

[dozerking]

According to Ron's logic, if someone was truly anti-war, they should stop paying federal taxes.

technically the money used to pay for this war is being printed by the FED, it's all debt.

weren't we supposed to use Iraq's oil revenue's anyway? That's what we were told at least.
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=riZ9hB3XFW8)

[Chuck Schick]

technically the money used to pay for this war is being printed by the FED, it's all debt.

weren't we supposed to use Iraq's oil revenue's anyway? That's what we were told at least.

Actually, thats the headline on Drudge right now.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Final thought on Eddie Vedder:

change Bush to Gore doing the same thing, I'd bet anything that he wouldn't be against it.

And hayseed caller: Why would he challenge Donahue when he agrees with him?

This caller is an idiot, Ron says something aga