Ron and Fez Listening thread 4/10/2008 - They aren't here today

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.

[Cromwell]

Since I have some douche sitting next to me - playing irritating "top 40 crap radio" - I will have to remain plugged in all day. . . so . . . what the hell . . . :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

Welcome to this fine thread, Cromwell. It should be a best-of from a long time ago I think, so it maaaaaaaaaaaay be a good time for you.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
this mancow rant
is one of my favorite o&a bits of all time

started as mancow territory
then
your in mancow country
then
your in mahbhbbhb bhbhbhb

[Cromwell]

Welcome to this fine thread, Cromwell. It should be a best-of from a long time ago I think, so it maaaaaaaaaaaay be a good time for you.

Tanks.

Yeah - I can dig it.

LOl

I'm enjoying this old Mancow tooling too :D

[KNUCKLEUP]

"oh, man, a cow!"

http://www.fsl.orst.edu/sdmg/images/world_cow.jpg

[mikek]

awww buddays.... :cry3:

[krisko]

today's show was prerecorded yesterday, tomorrow's show will be a best of from the NEW days

you should listen better Crippy ;p

[Wilmington WOW]

today's show was prerecorded yesterday, tomorrow's show will be a best of from the NEW days



why not live?

[Chester'sLiver]

why not live?

Jeneane Grafaelocunt unmasked..

[mikek]

Daily hotness:
http://www.exgirlfriend-pictures.com/albums/userpics/10034/normal_dave-from-halifax.jpg

[krisko]

Daily hotness:
http://www.exgirlfriend-pictures.com/albums/userpics/10034/normal_dave-from-halifax.jpg

post.

[crippledalbino]

today's show was prerecorded yesterday, tomorrow's show will be a best of from the NEW days

you should listen better Crippy ;p

I should, but I don't.
Besides, even if wackbag DID have the proper information, nine times out of ten we're lying to someone anyways. What does it matter what we actually type with our fingers?

[Wilmington WOW]

buying a RV instead of a house

uh it will be worth nothing in 10 years

[Wilmington WOW]

Daily hotness:
http://www.exgirlfriend-pictures.com/albums/userpics/10034/normal_dave-from-halifax.jpg

if your girlfirend looks like this

your in mjkfkf cckckckc

[MilkmanDan]

Aww buddays, in until the Thorazine kicks in.

[Wilmington WOW]

Jeneane Grafaelocunt unmasked..

2 days off?

[Chester'sLiver]

2 days off?

Friday is Margraet Choa..and no I'm not joking..


I know I am not spelling their names right and I don't care...

[MilkmanDan]

2 days off?

I'd curl into a ball for a month if I had to interview Garafalo. Then to abuse myself more Fuck Cho.

I dont blame them.

[Wilmington WOW]

at the same time while opie was holding danny's hand in Shea stadium

jimmy rollins was hitting a triple cementing his MVP award

[stillbornstew]

so..........no live RnF today.

FUCK!!!!!!!!

i should get back to some LO goodness

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm here checking in but I have a lot going on may not be able to listen or post much today....

[stillbornstew]

I'd curl into a ball for a month if I had to interview Garafalo. Then to abuse myself more Fuck Cho.

I dont blame them.
well, you know chubby gals try harder. and she's asian, dip your mule in sweet and sour sauce.......

[Chester'sLiver]

so..........no live RnF today.

FUCK!!!!!!!!

i should get back to some LO goodness

its still a new show though..just pre-recorded...tomorrow is best of..

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[KNUCKLEUP]

so..........no live RnF today.

FUCK!!!!!!!!

i should get back to some LO goodness

oo, hello dear, i fixed a roast for supper.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/117793195_02dc960320.jpg

[stillbornstew]

its still a new show though..just pre-recorded...tomorrow is best of..
ok then. i can't listen tomorrow. i have to cook for the hospital softball game. won't be home till replay

[stillbornstew]

oo, hello dear, i fixed a roast for supper.
hello buttercup. i have a surprise for you.

[Wilmington WOW]

what was the name of that techo song they just entered with?

[MilkmanDan]

hello buttercup. i have a surprise for you.

Hep-C ?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hello buttercup. i have a surprise for you.

:icon_eek:

:huh:

:gh:

[Ted the Poster]

Welcome to the Ron, Fez and ESD Podcast, everybody!

No Pulitzer for Dylan? Why that'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[crippledalbino]

Seems like Bob Dylan got it for the body of work, but the 'REAL' pulitzer prize is just for stuff published this year.

[Wilmington WOW]

dave that is called a lifetime oscar

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hep-C ?

fuckin starving...

wait... what?? :huh:

[Ted the Poster]

If you get an honorary Oscar, you're not an Oscar Winner, you're a Trophy Winner.

[Wilmington WOW]

who?
I didnt hear Whatly?
I heard a different name

ha ha

[KNUCKLEUP]

ooooooooo I like when the show starts...

loooooove frankie almond...

:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Hep-C ?
H-I-V???

[Wilmington WOW]

If you get an honorary Oscar, you're not an Oscar Winner, you're a Trophy Winner.

not as good as a Trophy Wife

[DonTheTrucker]

Has Dylan written any books or taken any photos? I dunno how you can get a journalism prize just for mumbling incoherently for 40 years?

[Chester'sLiver]

loooooove frankie almond...

:action-sm

he's the best...racking up those hits...:icon_mrgr

[DonTheTrucker]

not as good as a Trophy Wife

Which in turn isn't as good as a Trophy Goumada.

[DonTheTrucker]

The difference is that when Vick comes out he'll be killing useless dogs like Pugs and Pomeranians.

[MilkmanDan]

I would love some skinhead to just break Vicks leg in that league

[krisko]

:(

[Wilmington WOW]

the tigers have the 2nd highest payroll?

[Ted the Poster]

Has Dylan written any books or taken any photos? I dunno how you can get a journalism prize just for mumbling incoherently for 40 years?

Has Larry King got one?

[crippledalbino]

the dolphins have the 2nd highest payroll?

fixed

[Wilmington WOW]

Which in turn isn't as good as a Trophy Goumada.

on the Tudors
when henry thought he couldnt get a divorse
he offer Ann Bolen the title of
Offical Mistress - the title was in French so it sounded nice

she was not too pleased

[DonTheTrucker]

Has Larry King got one?

Yeah he traded a case of garlique for it.

[Save My Up's Dick]

the tigers have the 2nd highest payroll?
I thought they were 3rd behind the Yankees and Mets.

[Wilmington WOW]

the problem with that is a player would be not so willing to lay down a bunt to move a runner along becasue it will affect his salary next year

a winner needs team play

[KNUCKLEUP]

hindenberg hilarity > sports talk

http://homepage.mac.com/barthold.van.acker/realbasic/ohthehumanity.jpg

[krisko]

the tigers have the 2nd highest payroll?

yep

and they suck balls

[KNUCKLEUP]

also, this:

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/ohthehumanity.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

fezzie:

IT'S THE SYSTEM, MAAAAAAAAAAN

[Wilmington WOW]

I luv how fez clumsily throws out a new topic, then has nothing to say until he changes the subject to throw out a new topic

[Wilmington WOW]

hindenberg hilarity > sports talk

http://homepage.mac.com/barthold.van.acker/realbasic/ohthehumanity.jpg

not a fan of 610 WIP I bet

[KNUCKLEUP]

mobocombo?


edit:
ah, fuck, i waited too long, lol.

[KNUCKLEUP]

not a fan of 610 WIP I bet

that'd be a good one for yesterday's show...

"doubleyoo EYE peeeeeeee"

the jingle thing is in my head now.

[MilkmanDan]

Derek Jeter was born Evil.

This however, is one of the last of the good guys..
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5406/coste99qa8.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

Derek Jeter was born Evil.

This however, is one of the last of the good guys..
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5406/coste99qa8.jpg

yup
and stupid charlie
started him in the minors last year after a great 2006

[Wilmington WOW]

check XM vocie over guy taking shots at regular radio

then they let their best talent do half their show on FM and have to agree to the FCC regulations

[Wilmington WOW]

got the shingles real bad
BING!


edit: triple douche

[crippledalbino]

Nice triple combo, Wilmington.

[crippledalbino]

Speaking of which, where the fuck is the ass end of this Comedy Flaming Manatee? He too good for us all of a sudden?

[stillbornstew]

mobocombo?


edit:
ah, fuck, i waited too long, lol.

insert "FAIL" pic here. :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

I just want video of Rons reaction when Margaret Cho goes into her chinky impressions.

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha "Jack off"

[crippledalbino]

insert "FAIL" pic here. :action-sm

Well, that'll learn me to be too busy doing other things, LOOK who decided to show his face?
What's up, sir? Decide you weren't above us after all? *short joke short joke*

[DonTheTrucker]

check XM vocie over guy taking shots at regular radio

then they let their best talent do half their show on FM and have to agree to the FCC regulations

Yep. Voice over guy made a big mistake when he agreed to let O&A do both.

[MilkmanDan]

Out, gotta go see if I have to get checked into the hospital for "walking pneumonia" so if you dont hear from me for a month, I'm dead.
Later Buddays.

- MMD

[stillbornstew]

Well, that'll learn me to be too busy doing other things, LOOK who decided to show his face?
What's up, sir? Decide you weren't above us after all? *short joke short joke*
nuffin. i'm watching a bird build a nest in the garden out front

your short jokes stink on ice :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Out, gotta go see if I have to get checked into the hospital for "walking pneumonia" so if you dont hear from me for a month, I'm dead.
Later Buddays.

- MMD
Good luck, Bro.
nuffin. i'm watching a bird build a nest in the garden out front

your short jokes stink on ice :action-sm

I know. That was an ironic statement, douche.
You've been watching a bird build a nest all week long? That's some exciting fucking L.O. you're playing there.

[silentbob8201]

Sliding Board?

[krisko]

i honestly can't remember shit i did when i was a kid

well , except for take the matresses of all the beds in the house and put them on the stairs and slide down them

that was fun

[dolemyte]

We used to fart in the tub to make a jacuzzi


-Billy Ray Valentine

[krisko]

I just want video of Rons reaction when Margaret Cho goes into her chinky impressions.
Ron's chinky impressions > Margaret Cho's chinky impressions

[Wilmington WOW]

Yep. Voice over guy made a big mistake when he agreed to let O&A do both.

see the "they" meaning XM as a whole, not just voice over guy

did you miss the irony of both events?

[KNUCKLEUP]

insert "FAIL" pic here. :action-sm

how about this:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/8/ackagagack128521341269025990.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

Out, gotta go see if I have to get checked into the hospital for "walking pneumonia" so if you dont hear from me for a month, I'm dead.
Later Buddays.

- MMD

cya budday
make sure you dont post an incomplete sentence
or someone will rip you and your girl

[Flea_Man]

Kids love going up and down and being physical and beat up. When I was a camp consoler, there used to be a trampoline for the kids to play on, and when I gave them chokeslams and suplexs they loved it.

[KNUCKLEUP]

refrigerator box and/or blanket fort under the table FTW

[DonTheTrucker]

When i was a kid we would throw rocks at cars.

[Ted the Poster]

nuffin. i'm watching a bird build a nest in the garden out front

your short jokes stink on ice :action-sm

Destroy it when he's done.

[Ted the Poster]

Kids love going up and down and being physical and beat up. When I was a camp consoler, there used to be a trampoline for the kids to play on, and when I gave them blowjobs and ate their assholes, they loved it.

Fixed for reality.

[Chester'sLiver]

Kids love going up and down and being physical and beat up. When I was a camp consoler, there used to be a trampoline for the kids to play on, and when I gave them chokeslams and suplexs they loved it.

this will be brought up during the trial just so you know...

[Flea_Man]

I'm glad that Fez is against medicating himself now. In so many instances, people think a pill fixes everything.

[Wilmington WOW]

recorded tuesday
played on Thursday


I'm waiting for a when is charlton heston gonna do another movie - comment

[stillbornstew]

refrigerator box and/or blanket fort under the table FTW
blanket fort pwns all
Destroy it when he's done.
already took a broom to it
i honestly can't remember shit i did when i was a kid

well , except for take the matresses of all the beds in the house and put them on the stairs and slide down them

that was fun
i have memories back from when was five.

molestation joke set up.......

[KNUCKLEUP]

get ready for a non sequitur:

vwvVHDbK2C4

[crippledalbino]

I think I'm going to drop off into ultra-lurk mode, kids.
Not like there are tons of people in the thread anyhow, but I'm dropping back. Word to your mothers.

[mikek]

I think I'm going to drop off into ultra-lurk mode, kids.
Not like there are tons of people in the thread anyhow, but I'm dropping back. Word to your mothers.

pre-taped show = less gooder


(although i *do* appreciate them doing it in the first place)

[stillbornstew]

I think I'm going to drop off into ultra-lurk mode, kids.
Not like there are tons of people in the thread anyhow, but I'm dropping back. Word to your mothers.
hasta budday. :action-sm

[nolajersey]

Are they really wasting the baby's money on stuff for themselves?

[Ted the Poster]

Are they really wasting the baby's money on stuff for themselves?

Ah, who cares anymore. Dave...baby...HTG...fuck this show. See y'all at three.

[RMM46]

Dave sucks balls, but not for nothing, no way should 2 guys be taking his wife to a game. If they wanted to give Casey Mets tix, give her 2 tix so her and Dave (or HTG) could go.

[Flea_Man]

Are they really wasting the baby's money on stuff for themselves?

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

[Wilmington WOW]

Are they really wasting the baby's money on stuff for themselves?

cant wait for the Chapter 7 BK filing

[Chester'sLiver]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

thats not respectful to the beautiful Jess, Flea.....knock it off piss feet...

[DonTheTrucker]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

With all due respect you wouldn't know what to do if you even SAW a titty. :D

They're not for feeding anymore, son.

[stillbornstew]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad
very smooth mr. romantic sentiment of caligula.

[Wilmington WOW]

was barack's high school mascot a vagina?

http://media.philly.com/images/punahou.jpg

[dolemyte]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

Jesus dude...

im sure every straight poster does also, but use tact with a classy broad like Nola

[krisko]

oooh! how about Seth Green in the Italian Job


that one stinks doesn't it?

[blotto98]

Crash Override and Acid Burn.

Crash was earlier called- Zero Cool

[mikek]

Crash Override and Acid Burn.

Crash was ealrier called- Zero Cool

Robert Redford from Sneakers.

[Chester'sLiver]

Crash Override and Acid Burn.

Crash was ealrier called- Zero Cool

Cereal Killer...Lord Zykon...

[Wilmington WOW]

how about the guy in the wheel chair in NO Way Out

[blotto98]

Cereal Killer...Lord Zykon...

Another Hackers lover.......


Stumble you might fall.......

[Chester'sLiver]

Another Hackers lover.......


Stumble you might fall.......

Hack the Planet!



Hackers of the world unite....

[mikek]

Robert Redford from Sneakers.

i rule.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jesus dude...

im sure every straight poster does also, but use tact with a classy broad like Nola

He may as well be rude, he doesn't stand a chance anyway. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

ghost in the shells rules

[blotto98]

"its in dat place where I put dat thing dat time..."

[mikek]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

dude... uncool.

[silentbob8201]

The Pryor thing should of been a twofer with the Office Space thing since that inspired their plot.

[Chester'sLiver]

"its in dat place where I put dat thing dat time..."

We're going to hack the gibson...

[DonTheTrucker]

Anyone notice the abundance of black guys as hackers in movies?

Overcompensate much?

[blotto98]

We're going to hack the gibson...

"not Razor and Blade...."

[nolajersey]

Jesus dude...

im sure every straight poster does also, but use tact with a classy broad like Nola

He may as well be rude, he doesn't stand a chance anyway. :action-sm
what Don said. :)

[Flea_Man]

lol

[LiddyRules]

If we're talking screen hackers how about Jack Black in Enemy of the State. Remember he and Seth Green have their own subplot and then completely disappear?

I remember watching Hackers and thought "wait a minute, it makes no sense that when you hack into a computer you fly through the machine."

[KNUCKLEUP]

with all due respect, I want to titty fuck you so bad

http://www.huskworks.com/TactLogo.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Crash Override and Acid Burn.

Crash was earlier called- Zero Cool

best part of that movie:

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/01/hackers11.jpg

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kristianebell/hackers-angelina-jolie.jpg

http://evoen.net/images/angelina.jpg

http://metalxxxedge.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ajolie1.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

I remember watching Hackers and thought "wait a minute, it makes no sense that when you hack into a computer you fly through the machine."
ok this made me laugh hard...fucking liddy..very good...

[mightymalachi]

best part of that movie:

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/01/hackers11.jpg

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kristianebell/hackers-angelina-jolie.jpg

http://evoen.net/images/angelina.jpg

http://metalxxxedge.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ajolie1.jpg

I thought you were going to have the entire closing credits inside that spoiler tag.

[KNUCKLEUP]

YAY!!! MY DOUG STANHOPE TIX CAME!!!

:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:

:jump :jump :jump

[Chester'sLiver]

I thought you were going to have the entire closing credits inside that spoiler tag.

or at least the tit shot...

[krisko]

best part of that movie:

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/01/hackers11.jpg

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kristianebell/hackers-angelina-jolie.jpg

http://evoen.net/images/angelina.jpg

http://metalxxxedge.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ajolie1.jpg

i knew i loved you for a reason :love:

[mightymalachi]

YAY!!! MY DOUG STANHOPE TIX CAME!!!

:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:

:jump :jump :jump

Sweetie, you're a girl. If you rub any part of a man long enough, he's bound to come.

[Chester'sLiver]

i knew i loved you for a reason :love:

because she is founder of the Frankie Almond fan club? "whaa"


Frankie Almond FTW!

[KNUCKLEUP]

ghost in the shells rules

LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE that movie.

http://gaijinnosekai.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ghost-in-the-shell-poster.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/gilruiz1/physics/figures_pictures/23_ghost_shell.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Hackers is like Empire Records. One of those movies that people my age seem to love but I just think stink.

[stillbornstew]

Sweetie, you're a girl. If you rub any part of a man long enough, he's bound to come.
:haha7::haha7::haha7: :clap::clap::clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

Hackers is like Empire Records. One of those movies that people my age seem to love but I just think stink.

I do enjoy Empire Records too....


Its Rex Manning Day!!!!

[dolemyte]

People have never hung out with Koreans in Queens it seems...

Biggest wanna be gangsters ever

[Vyce]

Who's got it worse? Globally, the Jews.

Muslims have it bad? Fuck them. There's a REASON they're getting racially profiled.

[dolemyte]

I do enjoy Empire Records too....


Its Rex Manning Day!!!!


Rex couldnt score with a willing Rene Zellewger, lost major cool points for that

[KNUCKLEUP]

i knew i loved you for a reason :love:

in the spirit of the panda, i googled "krisko" and discovered the following:

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/w/warren_jack-a/warren_j_krisko1946.jpg

http://www.indajunglerecordings.com/covers/Krisko--Positive-1.jpg

http://www.kriskos.com/images/home8.jpg

http://www.krisko.no/produkter/bilder/baby_vask_collage.gif

and also this:

http://www.jordanmills.net/Pictures/diabeetus.jpg

:icon_eek:

:huh:

[Chester'sLiver]

Rex couldnt score with a willing Rene Zellewger, lost major cool points for that

no he fucked her...He didn't fuck Liv Tyler when she wanted it...

and he was like alllllllllllllllllllright lets Rock and Roll and she ran out...

[Vyce]

Entirely different story, Ron Bennington. Germans today, for the most part, aren't still endorsing Nazism.

Muslims have been this way for fucking CENTURIES.

[stillbornstew]

LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE that movie.

http://gaijinnosekai.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ghost-in-the-shell-poster.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/gilruiz1/physics/figures_pictures/23_ghost_shell.jpg
i knew i loved you for a reason :love:

[KNUCKLEUP]

because she is founder of the Frankie Almond fan club? "whaa"


Frankie Almond FTW!

sig'd.


edit:
holy fuck i am developing the biggest sig in the history of mankind :icon_eek:

[Vyce]

God, is Ron just a socialist? Here we go with the "corporations are ruining America" schtick again.

[dolemyte]

no he fucked her...He didn't fuck Liv Tyler when she wanted it...

and he was like alllllllllllllllllllright lets Rock and Roll and she ran out...

My bad man... you are right... and Liv > Renee (no Earl)

[stillbornstew]

my computer keeps freezing up.

[krisko]

in the spirit of the panda, i googled "krisko" and discovered the following:

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/w/warren_jack-a/warren_j_krisko1946.jpg

http://www.indajunglerecordings.com/covers/Krisko--Positive-1.jpg

http://www.kriskos.com/images/home8.jpg

http://www.krisko.no/produkter/bilder/baby_vask_collage.gif

and also this:

http://www.jordanmills.net/Pictures/diabeetus.jpg

:icon_eek:

:huh:

ooooh!!! i like it when you panda!

[Chester'sLiver]

My bad man... you are right... and Liv > Renee (no Earl)

you mean you don't find this :

http://www.yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/zellweger.jpg

attractive?

[Sam_Adams]

Yay, I made it back in time from work to catch the last 30 minutes of the pre-recorded R&F show :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Dave should lay off political talk and stick to shoving things up his ass. He knows nothing about politics.

[Wilmington WOW]

Hackers is like Empire Records. One of those movies that people my age seem to love but I just think stink.

renee zelweger (sp) drives a 79 international scout
very similar to mine


after that part I tune out

[Wilmington WOW]

Dave should lay off political talk and stick to shoving things up his ass. He knows nothing about politics.

uto

conflicted Don
you love his hack radio
but dislike his politics

what to do, what to do indead

[DonTheTrucker]

uto

conflicted Don
you love his hack radio
but dislike his politics

what to do, what to do indead

He's good at hack radio. Repeating what he hears from Eddie Vedder is just plain retarded.

Love Dave, hate his politics.

[stillbornstew]

He's good at hack radio. Repeating what he hears from Eddie Vedder is just plain retarded.

Love Dave, hate his politics.
hate dave on RnF, like him on OaA

[RMM46]

Hate Dave.


Which is a shame, b/c a year ago, I loved him.

[stillbornstew]

....aaaaaaaaaaand off to the replay thread

[Save My Up's Dick]

ESD Is brain dead...what a moron. :arrrh:

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah the british invented the calendar.:icon_roll

Go blow up a pub.

[RMM46]

It's called the Julian calendar for a reason, Mooch.

(Julius Ceasar)

Damn the staff of R&F are dumb.

[mikek]

hate dave on RnF, like him on OaA

x2.

[mikek]

It's called the Julian calendar for a reason, Mooch.

http://www.evangelicalright.com/pulp_fiction_sam.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

miss pre pal talk r&f

all of dave's crew were not apart of the show then

[Chester'sLiver]

alright guys have a nice day C-ya!

[mikek]

miss pre pal talk r&f

ya