Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 04/17/08 - Here comes the Faildozer!

[Goober]

:action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

HERE COMES THE FAIL DOZER

[crippledalbino]

Loving the FAILdozer.
Welcome, good morning, et-cetera.

[KNUCKLEUP]

goddamn you.

[crippledalbino]

At least we won't have a tough time knowing what to name the merged threads.

POPULARITY CONTEST!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

goddamn you.

Welcome to the thread, KNUCKLEPWNED.

[KNUCKLEUP]

ooooo! ME ME ME!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

Sarah wins any popularity contest anyway..

[crippledalbino]

If only her connection was just a Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle faster, though.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Sarah wins any popularity contest anyway..

oooo thanks, sweetie. :gh:

[KNUCKLEUP]

If only her connection was just a Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle faster, though.

booooooooooo!

(qft, though. my connection BLOWS.)

[Goober]

goddamn you.

Ha Ha you got beat. :action-sm

[mikek]

hey now
http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

http://kuras.us/pics/faildozer.jpg

[crippledalbino]

booooooooooo!

(qft, though. my connection BLOWS.)

I'll let you win the popularity contest, but you've got a new nickname today. Heh. Makes me smile.

[KNUCKLEUP]

THREAD WARZ!

[KNUCKLEUP]

I'll let you win the popularity contest, but you've got a new nickname today. Heh. Makes me smile.

hahahahaha that's awesome.

anytime i post anything, fix my name in the quote. :D

[Goober]

While searching google for Faildozer I found this on RonFez.net.. Good work.
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1694917&postcount=1 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1694917&pos
tcount=1)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/Faildozer.jpg

[crippledalbino]

hahahahaha that's awesome.

anytime i post anything, fix my name in the quote. :D

I totally will.
But if I do it too much, I'm gonna have to switch it up to KNUCKLEPANDA, but I guess I'll just cross that bridge when I come to it.

[Goober]

Hey KNUCKLEPWNED, faildozer is one word.

[crippledalbino]

Nothing says "Lost popularity contest to a girl" like bumping your own thread with a triple combo:

Ha Ha you got beat. :action-sm

While searching google for Faildozer I found this on RonFez.net.. Good work.
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1694917&postcount=1 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1694917&pos
tcount=1)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/Faildozer.jpg

Hey KNUCKLEPWNED, faildozer is one word.

[CM Mark]

I choose this thread

[Chester'sLiver]

Sarah Ftw!

[Danesy]

Love the faildozer as well .... hey buddays!

[Goober]

I choose this thread

Knuckle's thread has cooties.

[CM Mark]

At least we won't have a tough time knowing what to name the merged threads.

POPULARITY CONTEST!!!!!

Sarah wins any popularity contest anyway..

I'll let you win the popularity contest, but you've got a new nickname today. Heh. Makes me smile.

I totally will.
But if I do it too much, I'm gonna have to switch it up to KNUCKLEPANDA, but I guess I'll just cross that bridge when I come to it.

Sarah Ftw!

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/3/wwf.jpg

[CM Mark]

Knuckle's thread has cooties.

And herpes from what I have heard

[crippledalbino]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/3/wwf.jpg

Yes, because that's just how it is.
She's totally half a Lite-Beer away from fucking me with all the compliments I toss her way.

[stillbornstew]

in for koolaid's thread

[UsedLadBag]

I vote Sarah.

[Goober]

And herpes from what I have heard

As long as it is not the mouth & vag combo, I am not worried.

[CM Mark]

As long as it is not the mouth & vag combo, I am not worried.

Oral, vaginal, and anal herpes

[mikek]

kenny singing = unfunny

[Goober]

Oral, vaginal, and anal herpes

Knuckleup's sig should say "Here comes the Whoredozer!" :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Knuckleup's sig should say "Here comes the Whoredozer!" :action-sm

how about the retarddozer?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I love this awesomely fuckable, disease-free thread.

[CM Mark]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/16/castgay.jpg

[Goober]

how about the retarddozer?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/BabyFuck%20Bash%202007/100_1409.jpg

Nice... The Retarddozer... It gathers up all the bonus chromosomes and deposits them into her own DNA. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

pffft, this is the thread all the Kool Kids hang out in....

I'm leaving

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Fail/badthread.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

[Goober]

Ooooooo CL likes it when the show starts!

[crippledalbino]

pffft, this is the thread all the Kool Kids hang out in....

I'm leaving
Fuckin' A right.
You can be a cool kid, providing you keep your mouth shut.
WAVY GUY!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like when the show starts...

And THAT's how we know who wins the thread wars.

[Blue Heeler]

I guess this intro came out of one of New York's black neighborhoods...

[OxBabygirlxO]

Helloz

[crippledalbino]

Helloz

Greetingz andz welcomez.

[Chester'sLiver]

Helloz

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Marrissa..How is you?

[Goober]

Where did everyone go? http://www.mawsoft.com/images/GDC-2007/large/RohoPics%20217%20(Large).jpg

[mikek]

[harry helpful]
"North American Scum" is the first single from LCD Soundsystem's second album, Sound of Silver. It was released on February 26, 2007 as a digital download and on other formats on 5 March 2007. It reached #40 in the UK singles charts on 11 March 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Scum
[/harry helpful]

[crippledalbino]

[harry helpful]
"North American Scum" is the first single from LCD Soundsystem's second album, Sound of Silver. It was released on February 26, 2007 as a digital download and on other formats on 5 March 2007. It reached #40 in the UK singles charts on 11 March 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Scum
[/harry helpful]

Wooooooowwwwwwww....
Thanks, man. Was just about to ask.

[Chuck Schick]

Hello everyone.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Greetingz andz welcomez.
Hey Crip!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Marrissa..How is you?
hey love!

[Goober]

Yup definitely alone here. Typical.

[Goober]

Yup definitely alone here. Typical.

Merge!

[unklewilly]

how long will it take until Earl shuts down the show again?

[crippledalbino]

Merge!

Hey Goober, welcome to the REAL thread!

[KNUCKLEUP]

Knuckleup's sig should say "Here comes the Whoredozer!" :action-sm

fuck you.

[mikek]

http://kuras.us/pics/faildozer2.gif

[Goober]

fuck you.

love you too pookie:action-sm

[UsedLadBag]

And then there was one...

[Goober]

I am a big fan of Euthanasia and Youth in Asia too!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/88420613_f69a33829d.jpg

[crippledalbino]

And then there was one...

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5585/neo2ea.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I am a big fan of Euthanasia and Youth in Asia too!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/88420613_f69a33829d.jpg

Thank god for Megadeth, right?

[Chester'sLiver]

Do they really need to promote GTA4? its going to be huge if they sat on their ass and did nothing...

[mikek]

<---- would tap that.




http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/88420613_f69a33829d.jpg

^
|
|
would never tap me

[Goober]

Thank god for Megadeth, right?

I don't get it.

[crippledalbino]

Do they really need to promote GTA4? its going to be huge if they sat on their ass and did nothing...

Actually, in THIS case, I think it may be the reverse, that different radio stations want to get the bump by the popularity of the game by tying themselves in...

[crippledalbino]

I don't get it.
Oh, the hilarity.
http://home.intekom.com/veroland/images/cdcovers/MegaDeth_Youthanasia.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Helloz
hey darlin'
fuck you.
LOVE when you talk filthy. :D

[crippledalbino]

Ixnay on the Aildozer-Fay!

[KNUCKLEUP]

Oh, the hilarity.
http://home.intekom.com/veroland/images/cdcovers/MegaDeth_Youthanasia.jpg

oh, that cover PWNS.

LOVE when you talk filthy. :D

:icon_cool :love:

[crippledalbino]

oh, that cover PWNS.



:icon_cool :love:

Yeah, there's just not enough dead baby humor around here anymore.

[KNUCKLEUP]

CL!

[crippledalbino]

Chester'sLiver Eff-Tee-Double-You!

[OxBabygirlxO]

Cl Ftw!!!!

[UsedLadBag]

CL getting some love!

[Blue Heeler]

Easy as cake?

[crippledalbino]

I'm right there with ya, Fezzie. Fun game, but tough.

[crippledalbino]

Easy as coke?

Face to mirror, breathe. How tough could it be?

[Chester'sLiver]

Cl Ftw!!!!

at one point I put down my controller to say goodbye to you during a play..It was over by the 2nd qtr..:icon_mrgr

[blotto98]

yuk

[UsedLadBag]

alright, need to work and can't focus with R&F on. Later all.

[Goober]

I see them as one entity too. They all look the same.

[crippledalbino]

yak

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/yak.gif

[Blue Heeler]

hmmm, wonder what it would be like in Japan when you're 6'3"... constant stream of moe-headed lookalikes bumping me in the shin.

[Goober]

I am moving to japan

[OxBabygirlxO]

at one point I put down my controller to say goodbye to you during a play..It was over by the 2nd qtr..:icon_mrgr

i loved that hug and will cherrish it forever ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

i loved that hug and will cherrish it forever ;)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :icon_redf...You're the best..:icon_mrgr

[mikek]

sharking video

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=682_1181651510

[crippledalbino]

Uh oh...

[stillbornstew]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

[mikek]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

was that you?

[crippledalbino]

Way to go, stew!!! w00t!!!

Fuckin' goofball. That was hilarious.

[crippledalbino]

was that you?

Sure was. Stillbornfaildozer steps up to the plate!!
That was fuckin' hilarious.

[Goober]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Faildozer coming through!

[Chester'sLiver]

holy shit stew..ahahahaha

[UsedLadBag]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

http://sightsonics.cf.huffingtonpost.com/nuclear-explosion.jpg

I'm so glad I was able switch back and hear that...

[stillbornstew]

i couldn't hardly hear when he was talking. ah well. glad you had a laugh

[crippledalbino]

i couldn't hardly hear when he was talking. ah well. glad you had a laugh

We did, it was the funniest bomb I've heard in a long fuckin' time.
*Hi-5*

[stillbornstew]

aaaaaaaaand, back to my video game.

[Goober]

Do period panties cost more?

[OxBabygirlxO]

love fezzie

[UsedLadBag]

soo... Japan is just on great big Ron and Fez show.

[crippledalbino]

soo... Japan is just on great big Ron and Fez show.

I'm trying to understand this sentence... trying to filter the words, even running it through babelfish... not really gettin' anywhere there, ULB.

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays

[Hidden_Rage]

I wonder if Lilly had air sex over there

[crippledalbino]

I'd be postwhoring more but I have absolutely nothing to add about Japanese culture. Except that we used to call anime Jap-animation. Thank you.

[Blue Heeler]

stillbornstew's phonecall > cokelogic's phonecall > My IF's

(added that last part before Crip had the chance)

[crippledalbino]

Howdy Buddays

Welcome, Arch.
How goes for ya this fine afternoon?

[crippledalbino]

stillbornstew's phonecall > cokelogic's phonecall > My IF's

(added that last part before Crip had the chance)

:haha7::haha7:
Very smooth, sir. Very smooth. I'm sure soon enough you'll be back atop the comedy horse, instead of that unfunny pillow-talk you have with Opie back and forth all day...

[Blue Heeler]

rofl Ronnie, that's fucking hilarious

urinal trauma!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/7016.jpg


starvin,
earl we got any inxs jap food back there?

[Goober]

stillbornstew's phonecall > cokelogic's phonecall > My IF's> Kevin aka Homan13PSU calls

(added that last part before Crip had the chance)

Fixed. Have you heard that call?

[crippledalbino]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/7016.jpg


starvin,
earl we got any inxs jap food back there?

http://z.about.com/d/top40/1/0/X/K/inxs1988.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Fixed. Have you heard that call?

Yes, but I bet you're gonna post it anyhow.

[Blue Heeler]

Fixed. Have you heard that call?

no, I've only been lingering since August 2007...

[UsedLadBag]

I'm trying to understand this sentence... trying to filter the words, even running it through babelfish... not really gettin' anywhere there, ULB.

goddamn old comp. I swear it drops letters.

Let's throw that bomb out there again.

soo... Japan is just one great big Ron and Fez show.

(in regards to employees being able to break shit, get drunk, blah blah... oh forget it)

[Goober]

They have made downgrades to our toilets.... Fucking Low flush toilets.

[Wilmington WOW]

that new hand dryer is from the dyson guy
his vacuum cleaners are pretty cool too

[Goober]

Yes, but I bet you're gonna post it anyhow.

no, I've only been lingering since August 2007...

My link is dead, I will repost it. What is a good site for audioclips?

[Blue Heeler]

hmmm, that would be a good R&F or O&A t-shirt:

"Bits Happen"

[Blue Heeler]

that new hand dryer is from the dyson guy
his vacuum cleaners are pretty cool too

I swear by the purple dyson, great vacuum.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://z.about.com/d/top40/1/0/X/K/inxs1988.jpg

http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/varyel1b.jpg

[crippledalbino]

goddamn old comp. I swear it drops letters.

Let's throw that bomb out there again.

soo... Japan is just one great big Ron and Fez show.

(in regards to employees being able to break shit, get drunk, blah blah... oh forget it)

:icon_conf
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Not to line, but to getting ULB to try that gem again!!
Fuckin' awesome. Heh.

[Hidden_Rage]

Earl fucking up is like saying the sky is blue

[crippledalbino]

My link is dead, I will repost it. What is a good site for audioclips?

I'm not sure.
I opened up a podcast account originally for hosting audio clips
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com for example!!!!

But I'm not sure if you can embed them in the thread the way you like to do.

[Blue Heeler]

:icon_conf
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Not to line, but to getting ULB to try that gem again!!
Fuckin' awesome. Heh.

:clap::clap::clap:

kudos to you

[Arch Stanton]

Welcome, Arch.
How goes for ya this fine afternoon?

Sang Funeral this Morning, ate some dogshit McDonalds on the way in and now I am here amongst my good friends

[crippledalbino]

Sang Funeral this Morning, ate some dogshit McDonalds on the way in and now I am here amongst my good friends

That's Arch, always putting the "fun" in "Funeral". Wocka wocka.
Well, welcome sir, we're glad to have you.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm outta here, have a good day everyone...

[UsedLadBag]

:icon_conf
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Not to line, but to getting ULB to try that gem again!!
Fuckin' awesome. Heh.

http://www.jukeboxquilts.com/images/home_takeBow.jpg

[Hidden_Rage]

ooo New Sleeves

[Arch Stanton]

Not a keeper

[crippledalbino]

I'm outta here, have a good day everyone...

That's the first IF that I've actually enjoyed.

[silentbob8201]

Ok Sleeves is creeping me out with the small child singing.

[Wilmington WOW]

creepy, but good

[KNUCKLEUP]

HE'S IN THE SERZONE

[crippledalbino]

ooo New Sleeves

Not a keeper

No Mighty Horse, No N-E-W Peas Hode.

[Arch Stanton]

That's the first IF that I've actually enjoyed.

Zing

[Goober]

I'm not sure.
I opened up a podcast account originally for hosting audio clips
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com for example!!!!

But I'm not sure if you can embed them in the thread the way you like to do.

aka homan13.mp3 - 1.59MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/)

[Hidden_Rage]

Commercial!

So people watch the Dark Knight alternate ending.. You know you want to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK2euQErUzI

[crippledalbino]

aka homan13.mp3 - 1.59MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/)

I'm not gonna lie, I can listen to that fuckin' thing all day long.

[Goober]

I'm not gonna lie, I can listen to that fuckin' thing all day long.

Fez was on fire and it was a team effort smashing.

[silentbob8201]

Commercial!

So people watch the Dark Knight alternate ending.. You know you want to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK2euQErUzI

I WAS HOPING HE WOULDNT DIE IN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Fez was on fire and it was a team effort smashing.

Not to totally plug myself, but if you go to that link that I put and click on Albino of 42nd Street, you hear my phone call to Fez on his birthday last year, which is MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH worse.

[crippledalbino]

I WAS HOPING HE WOULDNT DIE IN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because you, uh... were thinking he was gonna come back for the third one, were ya?

[Goober]

Not to totally plug myself, but if you go to that link that I put and click on Albino of 42nd Street, you hear my phone call to Fez on his birthday last year, which is MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH worse.

Goofers?

[Wilmington WOW]

aka homan13.mp3 - 1.59MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/)

omg that gives me the douche chills

and stupid dave has to pipe in "with anti Anthony, JV website guy" trying to trump wackbag

[crippledalbino]

Goofers?

*ahem*
It's possible that I panicked for my first ever phone call. :icon_redf

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow I go run some errands and I am not around on the board for Stew to get faced by Ron....

[crippledalbino]

Wow I go run some errands and I am not around on the board for Stew to get faced by Ron....

It was awesome. Epic.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooh they didn't put Krisko in that production...

[UsedLadBag]

I'm not gonna lie, I can listen to that fuckin' thing all day long.

That is why I never call into the show. I'd know I'd bomb.

[crippledalbino]

That is why I never call into the show. I'd know I'd bomb.

It's tough.
It really is. I get all nervous if I ever call in, and luckily my excellent new bit a few weeks ago was calling in and having nobody notice whatsoever. Heh. Cuts the pressure down.

[crippledalbino]

ooooooh they didn't put Krisko in that production...

Everyone loves a little slit-talk.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha make that caller a mod here

[UsedLadBag]

It's tough.
It really is. I get all nervous if I ever call in, and luckily my excellent new bit a few weeks ago was calling in and having nobody notice whatsoever. Heh. Cuts the pressure down.

I'll throw out 20 IF's to O&A a day, but never could handle calling in to O&A or R&F. Too much pressure. And it has nothing to do with the listeners, my nervousness is coming across like an ass to them. Fucking odd.

[silentbob8201]

the Adventures of Tin Tin had a cartoon on HBO back in the 90's right?

[crippledalbino]

ooops.

[mikek]

alb!

[Goober]

Albino!

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooo its Albino...and you didn't do bad..

[Arch Stanton]

Albino???????

[stillbornstew]

I'll throw out 20 IF's to O&A a day, but never could handle calling in to O&A or R&F. Too much pressure. And it has nothing to do with the listeners, my nervousness is coming across like an ass to them. Fucking odd.

It's tough.
It really is. I get all nervous if I ever call in, and luckily my excellent new bit a few weeks ago was calling in and having nobody notice whatsoever. Heh. Cuts the pressure down.

yeah. live and learn. i'll never call in again. wasn't calling to be witty or smug. fuck that.

CRIP!!!!!!!!

[mikek]

oooooooo its Albino...and you didn't do bad..

except for the fact he forgot "13PSU from wackbag"

[crippledalbino]

I'll throw out 20 IF's to O&A a day, but never could handle calling in to O&A or R&F. Too much pressure. And it has nothing to do with the listeners, my nervousness is coming across like an ass to them. Fucking odd.
Yeah.
See? I knew what I Was talking about there, and STILL got nervous.
alb!

Albino!

oooooooo its Albino...and you didn't do bad..

I know, not a fuck up. I'm gettin' there!!!
Heh.

[Wilmington WOW]

Albino!

the wackbaggers know me as crippledalbino

[crippledalbino]

the wackbaggers know me as crippledalbino

Rob AKA Crippledalbino AKA CRPALB27UMB checking in, buddays!

[crippledalbino]

yeah. live and learn. i'll never call in again. wasn't calling to be witty or smug. fuck that.

CRIP!!!!!!!!

Not ever gonna get worse than goofers, dude.
You just gotta get back on! Try again today, I've got my recording gear all set up!

[Hidden_Rage]

Not ever gonna get worse than goofers, dude.
You just gotta get back on! Try again today, I've got my recording gear all set up!

Even if you weren't ready there was someone who was ready


http://www.24-7simpsons.com/pinchy.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

I want him to finnish with 547

[Danesy]

This is why I love Ronnie .... "I would take him out to make it happen"

:love::love::love:

And here comes board gossip to ruin the show. :(

[crippledalbino]

Oh, that guy posted over here. I don't think he made it to a second post over here.

[Goober]

that guy got banned here too, I think...

He made the same post here, but it is gone

[Chester'sLiver]

YAY board gossip..

[stillbornstew]

Not ever gonna get worse than goofers, dude.
You just gotta get back on! Try again today, I've got my recording gear all set up!
nope. not gon' happen. if you didn't get it recorded, you're assed out mister.

[Arch Stanton]

Wow, just wow

[Wilmington WOW]

they missed a poll question?

does she do anal?

[Arch Stanton]

Hit the Hoo--ah button

[crippledalbino]

nope. not gon' happen. if you didn't get it recorded, you're assed out mister.
Oh, you so fucking want me to cut a promo with that in it, don't you? Don't you fuckin' think I won't... go ahead, tempt me motherfucker... tempt me.
they missed a poll question?

does she do anal?

There WAS a PIMB option.

[Arch Stanton]

oooof, reaching here

[Goober]

ESD was not even trying with that last song

[Wilmington WOW]

no wackbag

[stillbornstew]

Oh, you so fucking want me to cut a promo with that in it, don't you? Don't you fuckin' think I won't... go ahead, tempt me motherfucker... tempt me.
nope. if it were to sink into obscurity, i'd be quite pleased.

[Arch Stanton]

no wackbag

hmmmm

[DonTheTrucker]

Calling into the shows isn't such a big deal. (http://www.zshare.net/audio/10696269e6f88fcd/)

[crippledalbino]

no wackbag

hmmmm
Gee.
Who saw THAT coming?
nope. if it were to sink into obscurity, i'd be quite pleased.

Done and done.
You're gonna be in a song by tomorrow morning.

[crippledalbino]

Calling into the shows isn't such a big deal. (http://www.zshare.net/audio/10696269e6f88fcd/)

I just wanted you to say the word 'doctor' a hundred and ninth time.

[DonTheTrucker]

I just wanted you to say the word 'doctor' a hundred and ninth time.

Yeah. I stink. (http://www.zshare.net/audio/10696416df542c5c/)

[silentbob8201]

Just because Short Round wore a Yankee's Hat Dave does not mean world wide.

[crippledalbino]

Manchester United?
I didn't realize that they paid their soccer stars in a crazy way like that...

[DonTheTrucker]

Manchester United?
I didn't realize that they paid their soccer stars in a crazy way like that...

Didn't that team sell for like $1 billion or something? To the rest of the world they're like the Yankees are to Americans.

[Arch Stanton]

Manchester United?
I didn't realize that they paid their soccer stars in a crazy way like that...

Hooligans!!!

[crippledalbino]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooah!

[Arch Stanton]

Hoo---ah

[Arch Stanton]

Striker attack

[crippledalbino]

Didn't that team sell for like $1 billion or something? To the rest of the world they're like the Yankees are to Americans.

You might be right, I guess I always just assumed that the English were a little more normal about sports than we were.
And what were the Yankee's worth? 1.2, I think? Fuckin' A.

[Arch Stanton]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooah!

I like this one

[crippledalbino]

Hoo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooligans-ah!!!

Fixed for last phone call.

[Arch Stanton]

Big Ass Prize Closet!!!

[Danesy]

Yes, they are worth more than the stupid Yankees you stupid retard Dave .... jesus I hate Yankee fans ....

[crippledalbino]

How can a football team, under a salary cap, be worth so much money? Mmm.

[Goober]

I thought the Brooklyn Dodgers was the most valuable sports franchise.:action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

Dave eats ....

[DonTheTrucker]

How can a football team, under a salary cap, be worth so much money? Mmm.

Merchandising. Football teams on a whole are worth more than baseball.

[crippledalbino]

Merchandising. Football teams on a whole are worth more than baseball.

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEERCCHandising...
Ah-HA!
Thanks, Don. That makes sense. My bad.

[DonTheTrucker]

jesus I hate Yankee fans ....

I agree. They're #3 on the annoying list. Behind Red Sox and Eagles fans.

Nothing against any of these teams, but if you've ever been to a grocery and had a "Yankees suck" or "E-A-G-L-E-S" chant break out thats pretty bad.

[crippledalbino]

I agree. They're #3 on the annoying list. Behind Red Sox and Eagles fans.

Nothing against any of these teams, but if you've ever been to a grocery and had a "Yankees suck" or "E-A-G-L-E-S" chant break out thats pretty bad.

But Don...
:icon_neut
The Yankees DO suck.

[crippledalbino]

Mmm.
Almost to thirteen. I hope I'm lucky enough to say something awesome.

[DonTheTrucker]

But Don...
:icon_neut
The Yankees DO suck.

So do the Red Sox. :haha7::haha7:

[dolemyte]

I agree. They're #3 on the annoying list. Behind Red Sox and Eagles fans.

Nothing against any of these teams, but if you've ever been to a grocery and had a "Yankees suck" or "E-A-G-L-E-S" chant break out thats pretty bad.


Being a Knicks fan sort of balances me out

[mikek]

Hey! Back to the show in just a sec.

[DonTheTrucker]

Being a Knicks fan sort of balances me out

I'm not an expert on basketball, but I'm pretty sure the Lakers are the only team with a fan base of douchebags built in.

[crippledalbino]

So do the Red Sox. :haha7::haha7:

Sorry Don, does your definition of 'suck' involve 'world champions' somewhere in there? It should.
Because we are.

[mikek]

Sorry Don, does your definition of 'suck' involve 'world champions' somewhere in there? It should.
Because we are.

Q Fucking T.

btw, albino, you're next post is 13k. make it a good one.

[DonTheTrucker]

Sorry Don, does your definition of 'suck' involve 'world champions' somewhere in there? It should.
Because we are.

:icon_roll

How bout them Pats?

[dolemyte]

I'm not an expert on basketball, but I'm pretty sure the Lakers are the only team with a fan base of douchebags built in.

True, just saying the Knicks are a great way to teach a NY sports fan humility

[Chester'sLiver]

Babyfuck radio rules..We need more of that..

[DonTheTrucker]

True, just saying the Knicks are a great way to teach a NY sports fan humility

Or the Islanders.

I know all about humility. Try being a Phillies fan. I don't even LIKE baseball anymore after 1993.

Of course the Devils and Ravens balance me out.

[crippledalbino]

w00t.

http://www.gloryofwar.com/forums/uploads/monthly_12_2007/post-4030-1197129338.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Q Fucking T.

btw, albino, you're next post is 13k. make it a good one.
Oh, and it was a doozie.
:icon_roll

How bout them Pats?

Oh, so that's how it goes? You switch sports on me because you get pwned by my awesome counterpoint? Smooth.

[Danesy]

I agree. They're #3 on the annoying list. Behind Red Sox and Eagles fans.

Nothing against any of these teams, but if you've ever been to a grocery and had a "Yankees suck" or "E-A-G-L-E-S" chant break out thats pretty bad.

While I understand your frustration, putting Yankee fans third is insane. They are more frustrating to talk to than Philly fans .... just a very unrealistic bunch.

Just my opinion though ... I do share your hatred of Philly fans though, they are obnoxious and violent.

[crippledalbino]

Boy this thread is just poppin' today. Incredible.

[crippledalbino]

I think everyone's got a little weird OCD thing.

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh, so that's how it goes? You switch sports on me because you get pwned by my awesome counterpoint? Smooth.

Well if you must know (and obviously you do becuse you haven't read my prior posts)

I said about 3 posts back that I have nothing against any of these teams. They're all fine at what they do. I am not saying any of these teams suck because of a lack of sporting skill. They suck for reasons outside of the sports realm.

The Red Sox, Eagles and Yankees suck becuse their fans are annoying and constantly coming up with excuses whenever their team fails and in the case of the Yankees constantly remind people of things that happened 50 years ago. The teams are fine, it's the owners/coaches/fans that ruin it for everyone else.

The Pats suck because they cheated, got caught cheating and choked when they couldn't cheat beforehand. Their coach is a scumbag.

How is THAT for a counter-counter point? Better? Not smooth enough? :icon_roll

And just to lighten things up
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/17/fail128529305628281250.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Like me, I just need to keep posting in empty threads as though anyone will ever read these words.

[Danesy]

Yea, today's thread sucks, what's goin' on? :(

[crippledalbino]

Well if you must know (and obviously you do becuse you haven't read my prior posts)

I said about 3 posts back that I have nothing against any of these teams. They're all fine at what they do. I am not saying any of these teams suck because of a lack of sporting skill. They suck for reasons outside of the sports realm.

The Red Sox, Eagles and Yankees suck becuse their fans are annoying and constantly coming up with excuses whenever their team fails and in the case of the Yankees constantly remind people of things that happened 50 years ago. The teams are fine, it's the owners/coaches/fans that ruin it for everyone else.

The Pats suck because they cheated, got caught cheating and choked when they couldn't cheat beforehand. Their coach is a scumbag.

How is THAT for a counter-counter point? Better? Not smooth enough? :icon_roll

And just to lighten things up
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/17/fail128529305628281250.jpg
So to recap:

You said 'suck'.
I said 'yes, but world champions.'
You said 'different sport.'
I said 'smooth.'
You said 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

[Arch Stanton]

We all have some wierd shit. It is funny to see the others.

[crippledalbino]

Yea, today's thread sucks, what's goin' on? :(

I blame myself, Danesy. I'm trying to converse, trying to offer my special, but hysterically awesome bucket of hilarity, and nothing is biting.

[DonTheTrucker]

While I understand your frustration, putting Yankee fans third is insane. They are more frustrating to talk to than Philly fans .... just a very unrealistic bunch.

Just my opinion though ... I do share your hatred of Philly fans though, they are obnoxious and violent.

I can't think of more than 3 teams whose fans annoy me, so 3rd place isn't that bad. I'd put the Eagles first but hey have absolutely no success for their fans to harp constantly about EVER. I kind of feel sorry for Eagles fans. Till I hear an "E-A-G-L-E-S" chant at a funeral. Then I just want to strangle them.

[mikek]

<----- leaves cabinet doors open all the time. Drives the wife fucking crazy.

(which, of course makes me do it more) :stomp:

[Standby]

www.flyingkneeshow.com

LISTEN TO IT YOU FAGGOTS

[Chester'sLiver]

www.flyingkneeshow.com

LISTEN TO THE FAGGOTS

We all know Standby loves the *fixed* gag...:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

<----- leaves cabinet doors open all the time. Drives the wife fucking crazy.

(which, of course makes me do it more) :stomp:
No wonder you can't get laid anymore.
www.flyingkneeshow.com

LISTEN TO IT YOU FAGGOTS

Plug-Whore.

[DonTheTrucker]

I have the can't finish food OCD. I always leave one bite no matter what.

[crippledalbino]

I need to walk over tiles or linoleum flooring in a pattern, usually in the three up, one over move that the knight does in chess.

[Arch Stanton]

www.flyingkneeshow.com

LISTEN TO IT YOU FAGGOTS

So, he did know what I meant yesterday. Nice.

[Arch Stanton]

I have the can't finish load OCD. I always leave one drop no matter what.

Eh, some like that

[crippledalbino]

I have the can't finish food OCD. I always leave one bite no matter what.

I'm the opposite, and my stomach hates me for it.

[Arch Stanton]

IS he fingering his ass?

[Chester'sLiver]

IS he fingering his ass?

yeah that is what he did...

[Arch Stanton]

Why.......such low lying fruit.

[mikek]

I'm the opposite, and my stomach hates me for it.

as do we

[Arch Stanton]

yeah that is what he did...

Yeah, we are giving up a day of work tomorrow for a show that has guys fingering the asshole and shoving it in others faces.

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah, we are giving up a day of work tomorrow for a show that has guys fingering the asshole and shoving it in others faces.

sounds perfectly normal to me good sir....:icon_mrgr

[Arch Stanton]

Telling myself it is shoot. Bit for the air, but I know better

[crippledalbino]

as do we

One of these days I'm gonna collect all the two and three letter words that you postwhore with and fuckin' drown you in them.

[DonTheTrucker]

Did Ron just make a Star Wars reference? I didn't think he watched that sort of film.

[Arch Stanton]

I need two angry dragons

[Chester'sLiver]

One of these days I'm gonna collect all the two and three letter words that you postwhore with and fuckin' drown you in them.

That could be the blackest kettle I have ever seen...

[mikek]

One of these days I'm gonna collect all the two and three letter words that you postwhore with and fuckin' drown you in them.

:haha7:

[crippledalbino]

That could be the blackest kettle I have ever seen...

CrippledN*****? :icon_eek:

[Arch Stanton]

Down goes Earl...Down goes Earl


I can see Earl asking who helped me....Dave did. Are you saying he touched me with his shit fingers?

Then, Earl goes postal and takes out Dave.

[Arch Stanton]

Here comes Homestar into the studio for Mic time

[Chester'sLiver]

this really is revolting..

[crippledalbino]

My favorite part is Ron continually asking what's bothering earl.

[Arch Stanton]

Over the line...

Daddy, what did you do at work today for 7 buck an hour. Well, I stuck my fingers up my ass, chased Earl around the studio and then for kicks, I put my stinky shit stained finger in my mouth.

[crippledalbino]

Pad Data: Faint Dozer

[Danesy]

This whole thing is the exact reason I hate Dave. I don't think further explanation is necessary ....

[crippledalbino]

Over the line...

Daddy, what did you do at work today for 7 buck an hour. Well, I stuck my fingers up my ass, chased Earl around the studio and then for kicks, I put my stinky shit stained finger in my mouth.

Sounds like a dream job to me...

[crippledalbino]

Brown on Brown crime, Eff-Tee-DoubleYou!

[Arch Stanton]

Sounds like a dream job to me...

I know a few people, I will see what I can do

[crippledalbino]

I watched it for a little while, I love to watch things on TV...

[Arch Stanton]

Brown on Brown crime, Eff-Tee-DoubleYou!

Albino

[crippledalbino]

I know a few people, I will see what I can do

Appreciate that, Arch.
And don't worry about the seven bucks an hour, I don't want to be accused of selling out.

[Chester'sLiver]

Alright guys have a nice day..I'm out for the day..C-YA!

[crippledalbino]

Albino

Can't take credit for that one, Arch, that was just me times-two-ing the dude who called in, but it was fuckin' awesome.

[Danesy]

See those of us who are left in the replay thread ....

Later Buddays!

[crippledalbino]

Later kids, off to the replay thread, which I'm sure is gonna be just... fuckin'... epic.

[DonTheTrucker]

That could be the blackest kettle I have ever seen...

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

DONK

[Momjeans]

Calling into the shows isn't such a big deal. (http://www.zshare.net/audio/10696269e6f88fcd/)


Wow, that was self promotion *cough* indulgence *cough*
at it's umm, finest?


Sorry to butt in on your LT guys, I could not let that go.

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow, that was self promotion *cough* indulgence *cough*
at it's umm, finest?


Sorry to butt in on your LT guys, I could not let that go.

I'm sure you wouldn't have it any other way.

[striker]

Sorry Don, does your definition of 'suck' involve 'world champions' somewhere in there? It should.
Because we are.

yes, but they had Cheat to win, it's been shown that at least two '07 Sox players were on the juice

:icon_roll

How bout them Pats?

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

Striker attack

my one call per week, I've got a sore throat, sore jaw, and my brain wasn't working, I sucked horribly, should have shot Davey boy down hard.

[DonTheTrucker]

yes, but they had Cheat to win, it's been shown that at least two '07 Sox players were on the juice

Ooh I didn't even know that, my criticism was of the fans anyway.

my one call per week, I've got a sore throat, sore jaw, and my brain wasn't working, I sucked horribly, should have shot Davey boy down hard.

Actually I liked the fact that you dug yourself out of that horrible bit. It was a fine call as is.