Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 04/18/08 I'm Crushing Your Head

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!

Enjoy what I think is a Best Of. Getting on the train to see UnMasked.

[Goober]

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[crippledalbino]

Good morning, World.
Have a good time, Arch.

[krunk]

hi ya buddddddddddays

[J. PETERSON]

so is this a best of today?
I havent listened to R&F in months :(

[Goober]

so is this a best of today?
I havent listened to R&F in months :(

pre-taped, I assume.

[Danesy]

YAY! For the lil bit of time I am here, I will annoy everyone ... leaving early today to enjoy this awesome weather!

[J. PETERSON]

YAY! For the lil bit of time I am here, I will annoy everyone ... leaving early today to enjoy this awesome weather!

FUCK YOU DANESY!

And NO WAVY GUY
:mad4:

[Danesy]

FUCK YOU DANESY!

And NO WAVY GUY
:mad4:

:(:(:(:(

[J. PETERSON]

runnin out for lunch buddays, be back in a few!

[crippledalbino]

We're going with cheese-burger sub eff-tee-double-you.

Love Fridays.

[mikek]

awww.... taped show. i forgetted

:(

[Danesy]

Well, no one is here, taped show, I am outta here .... enjoy folks!

[cokelogic]

They now pre-tape the shows to prevent me from calling in. :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

taped when?

is it new to us?

[crippledalbino]

Alright, stumbling into the thread after cheeseburger thread goodness.

[crippledalbino]

They now pre-tape the shows to prevent me from calling in. :action-sm
Now if we could figure out a way to pre-write listening threads.
taped when?

is it new to us?

Taped... maybe yesterday? Don't know. But yes, new to us.

[Wilmington WOW]

Now if we could figure out a way to pre-write listening threads.


Taped... maybe yesterday? Don't know. But yes, new to us.

then there will be no aka wackbag calls

[crippledalbino]

Wow, we really are dead today, aren't we?

[crippledalbino]

then there will be no aka wackbag calls

But we'd still be lucky enough to have Fez mispronounce our name during Christmas.

[Wilmington WOW]

fez is like putty

[crippledalbino]

fez is like putty

I tawt I taw a putty tat!

[Wilmington WOW]

who has to turn their radio off after they turn off the engine

what is it a gyspy rigged after market radio?

[Goober]

who has to turn their radio off after they turn off the engine

what is it a gyspy rigged after market radio?

Agreed. I am fancy so my radio is built in.

[OxBabygirlxO]

heyz people where is everyone????

[Goober]

heyz people where is everyone????
unmasked

[crippledalbino]

Agreed. I am fancy so my radio is built in.

That's pretty fancy, dude.
Get this... I've got one that's built in that actually allows you to pre-program stations!
(I know we're just trying to one-up each other here, but I figured I'd hit you with the atom-bomb before we could even get started...)

[OxBabygirlxO]

oooo cokelogic i have to say the danny tippy tom impresseion animation is my favorite ..... not that im biased :)

[J. PETERSON]

wow, poppin thread today!

[Goober]

That's pretty fancy, dude.
Get this... I've got one that's built in that actually allows you to pre-program stations!
(I know we're just trying to one-up each other here, but I figured I'd hit you with the atom-bomb before we could even get started...)

I have 12 presets. I am mega fancy.

[OxBabygirlxO]

wow, poppin thread today!

sometimes the smaller the party the better!!!! ;) hi :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

heyz people where is everyone????

Afternoon to ya.
We're a little slow today.
We're trying to keep things all bumped and awesome, BUT...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wow...kickin thread.

Hi everyone...especially Baby Girl! :action-sm

[OxBabygirlxO]

wow, poppin thread today!

Afternoon to ya.
We're a little slow today.
We're trying to keep things all bumped and awesome, BUT...

we can post pics of tits and cock????

[mikek]

Don't tell me Fez is going to cry on tape!

[crippledalbino]

I have 12 presets. I am mega fancy.

http://www.hamsexy.com/pwned2.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

Hi guys. Big boy is waiting for a choo choo.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Wow...kickin thread.

Hi everyone...especially Baby Girl! :action-sm

ooooooo i get a speical hi!!!!!! love hoffman!!!!!! you coming up for the animation right????

[crippledalbino]

Wow...kickin thread.

Hi everyone...especially Baby Girl! :action-sm
Great.
Fuck it, I'll take second fiddle.
we can post pics of tits and cock????

Yes, please.
That's guaranteed to get things going around here.

[crippledalbino]

Hi guys. Big boy is waiting for a choo choo.

Welcome, sir, although temporarily.
How goes?

[Goober]

we can post pics of tits and cock????
That ol' gag.. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Rooster_1_AB.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

we can post pics of tits and cock????

Hot.

ooooooo i get a speical hi!!!!!! love hoffman!!!!!! you coming up for the animation right????

I'm shooting for it. I may have to travel for my new job that weekend though. I find out this week.

Great.
Fuck it, I'll take second fiddle.


Yes, please.
That's guaranteed to get things going around here.

You can be number 1 fiddle among the males. Deal?

[J. PETERSON]

sometimes the smaller the party the better!!!! ;) hi :action-sm

Indeed. You bring the hottness, I'll bring the beer

Annnnnnnnnnnd Fez will bring the tears

[Chester'sLiver]

we can post pics of tits and cock????

You could post a pic of your tits or just send one to my phone. I'm just saying.

[crippledalbino]

I sometimes have a tough time with the silence.

And that's the hilarious thing that I have to say. Thank you for listening.

[J. PETERSON]

we can post pics of tits and cock????

I concur!

You first! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

That ol' gag.. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Rooster_1_AB.jpg
I'm fillin' up over here.
You can be number 1 fiddle among the males. Deal?

Absolutely, I'll be the Charlie Daniels of Wackbag.
We men are a fickle bunch.
We're rough and tumble and loyal right up until there's the hint of pussy in the room.

[mikek]

we can post pics of tits and cock????

only if it's your cock

[crippledalbino]

I concur!

You first! :action-sm

Too late, I'm done already.

Wait, what?

[Goober]

I can see Fez listening to jazz.... After all he is Fez McCool

[crippledalbino]

only if it's your cock

I know you've been out of the sex game for a while, sir, but women generally aren't SUPPOSED to have a cock.
You do live in Massachusetts, though.

[crippledalbino]

Oh, this is the most poorly mixed song I've heard in a long time. Too much piano, too little vocal. No, Fezzie not to blame.

[UsedLadBag]

Hiya buddies!

[J. PETERSON]

Too late, I'm done already.

Wait, what?

Post!

[FartHammer]

I am with Fez I can't understand that song at all either.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'm shooting for it. I may have to travel for my new job that weekend though. I find out this week.


this will be the second time you bailed!!!!!!! tell your job you have friends to meet! hehehehehe <3

Indeed. You bring the hottness, I'll bring the beer

Annnnnnnnnnnd Fez will bring the tears
ok so ill drink get drunk then dance around topless .... can someone bring the hot chicks????

You could post a pic of your tits or just send one to my phone. I'm just saying.
ummmm i sent you alot! ;)

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh, this is the most poorly mixed song I've heard in a long time. Too much piano, too little vocal. No, Fezzie not to blame.

I am with Fez I can't understand that song at all either.

Yet it's oddly catchy.

[Dr. Hoffman]

this will be the second time you bailed!!!!!!! tell your job you have friends to meet! hehehehehe <3


I know...:icon_cry:

[OxBabygirlxO]

only if it's your cock
does a strap on count?

Hiya buddies!
hi hun!

I am with Fez I can't understand that song at all either.

x2

[Wilmington WOW]

welcome to the daily portion of ron and fez show - "whats wrong with tappy today"


in other news - big series starts tonight
mets - phils
santana - hammels

[crippledalbino]

Hiya buddies!
Welcome, ULB.
How goes?
Yet it's oddly catchy.

It is, but I'd prefer it mixed a little better.
I realize that I'm not very fantastic at audio editing since I've been doing it for four whole weeks, but... still, it was all... uh... weird.
And that's the technical term for it.

Welcome, Don. Long time, it seems. Everything well in your world?

[crippledalbino]

I know...:icon_cry:

Seriously, Hoff.
We know damn well that you can tell a job to fuck off. Do so.

[Chester'sLiver]

ummmm i sent you alot! ;)

Yeah but that doesn't mean I'm against getting more. :D

[J. PETERSON]

ok so ill drink get drunk then dance around topless
Oh dear Christ.
Annnnnnd Post.

Post again.

[crippledalbino]

Yeah but that doesn't mean I'm against getting more. :D

Now you're just getting greedy, sir.

[Goober]

hear it comes http://sugarhigh.abstractdynamics.org/archives/man-ray-larmes-tears-1932-33-2801792.1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Oh dear Christ.
Annnnnnd Post.

Post again.

How long until you just expel a tiny little puff of sulfuric smoke?

[UsedLadBag]

Going pretty well. Doing a little microscope work in the lab, trying to get through it quickly so I can take off early. Nothing exciting, but it's all good.

[crippledalbino]

hear it comes http://sugarhigh.abstractdynamics.org/archives/man-ray-larmes-tears-1932-33-2801792.1.jpg

No, it's supposed to be a pearl NECKLACE, not pearl eyeglasses.
Although...


...POST!

[crippledalbino]

Going pretty well. Doing a little microscope work in the lab, trying to get through it quickly so I can take off early. Nothing exciting, but it's all good.

Trying to find your dick?

Scientific Hilarity!

[crippledalbino]

Wish I would have known to call yesterday at 3:51.

[J. PETERSON]

oooooooooh Prize closet!
Shit...shows taped :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

Seriously, Hoff.
We know damn well that you can tell a job to fuck off. Do so.

I very well could. But this is a unique opportunity. Telling them to fuck off would not be good for my career.

[Chester'sLiver]

Now you're just getting greedy, sir.

Well that's because to haven't seen the pics :) they are fantastic.

[Goober]

does a strap on count?


Absolutely, but start off with a small one :action-sm. maybe a feeldoe.

[OxBabygirlxO]

where are all the girls??????????????? sarah!, krisko! comeeeee here

[crippledalbino]

I very well could. But this is a unique opportunity. Telling them to fuck off would not be good for my career.

Oooooh, I didn't realize that the weekend was the 'how to add extra Sausage' training at Dominos University. My bad.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Absolutely, but start off with a small one :action-sm. maybe a feeldoe.

hahahaha you volunterring?

[UsedLadBag]

Trying to find your dick?

Scientific Hilarity!

Not that worm, these worms:

http://biology.mcgill.ca/labs/roy/adultworm.jpg

[mikek]

Trying to find your dick?

Scientific Impossibility!

fixed

[OxBabygirlxO]

meeting time ill be back at 2 (hopefully)

dont miss all my fantasic jokes :rollseyes: hehehehehe miss you all

[crippledalbino]

Well that's because tohaven't seen the pics :) they are fantastic.
Having the pics in your possession might explain why you suck at typing.
where are all the girls??????????????? sarah!, krisko! comeeeee here

We've been dropping in the women area lately.
Something about us strapping, raw-sexuality types that intimidates them all, perhaps.

[J. PETERSON]

where are all the girls??????????????? sarah!, krisko! comeeeee here

Yeah! Get in here!


You can tell I've been gone for a while, as I dont know who these two chics are :action-sm

[Goober]

hahahaha you volunterring?

no comment

[crippledalbino]

Not that worm, these worms:

http://biology.mcgill.ca/labs/roy/adultworm.jpg
^^^^^^^
not funny

fixed
^^^^^^
funny

[J. PETERSON]

meeting time ill be back at 2 (hopefully)

dont miss my fantasic boobs :rollseyes: hehehehehe miss you all

we already do!
:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Yeah! Get in here!


You can tell I've been gone for a while, as I dont know who these two chics are :action-sm

I think they're still in contract negotiations with wackbag, since we all know that chicks wouldn't come near this place unless they were paid.

[Dr. Hoffman]

meeting time ill be back at 2 (hopefully)

dont miss all my fantasic jokes :rollseyes: hehehehehe miss you all

Ooooo...hurry back sweetie. :action-sm

no comment

Somebody is desperate for some action.

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah! Get in here!


You can tell I've been gone for a while, as I dont know who these two chics are :action-smthey are a cute lesbian couple that posts in here now. Oooooooooooooooo my choo choo is here now. Hope I get a reception on it.

[Wilmington WOW]

ooo luv johnny dangerously

[Redding]

Hey folks just on my lunch break wanted to say hi. I was pissed that they werent live today because I planned to call in after The Other Show (creepcast.com or itunes under creepcast) was taken off the list because DJ Poopile didnt know about our show. If you think it should get back on the list email Dave @ david.mcdonald@xmradio.com

thanks peebles have a good weekend

[crippledalbino]

they are a cute lesbian couple that posts in here now. Oooooooooooooooo my choo choo is here now. Hope I get a reception on it.

Which one has the mullet and which one wears the birkenstocks?

[Wilmington WOW]

they get a disease and they linger.....longer

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hey folks just on my lunch break wanted to say hi. I was pissed that they werent live today because I planned to call in after The Other Show (creepcast.com or itunes under creepcast) was taken off the list because DJ Poopile didnt know about our show. If you think it should get back on the list email Dave @ david.mcdonald@xmradio.com

thanks peebles have a good weekend

Holy shit...its Redding. Where the hell have you been?

[crippledalbino]

Hey folks just on my lunch break wanted to say hi. I was pissed that they werent live today because I planned to call in after The Other Show (creepcast.com or itunes under creepcast) was taken off the list because DJ Poopile didnt know about our show. If you think it should get back on the list email Dave @ david.mcdonald@xmradio.com

thanks peebles have a good weekend

I hate when people just plug things without contributing anything.

However, for TRUE podcast hilarity:
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com

[Goober]

Somebody is desperate for some action.

Not really. Have your wife finger your prostate next time she is blowing you... You will learn (once you get over the feeling that you will shit the bed):action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Damn it no reception.

[Wilmington WOW]

things go better with coke

http://www.becauseiwasbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stripper.jpg

[UsedLadBag]

^^^^^^^
not funny


Alright, i'll bring the hillarity.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/failworm.jpg
wocka wocka... ewwwwwwwww

[crippledalbino]

Alright, i'll bring the hillarity.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/failworm.jpg
wocka wocka... ewwwwwwwww

Have to look through that with a FAILscope.

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey folks just on my lunch break wanted to say hi. I was pissed that they werent live today because I planned to call in after The Other Show (creepcast.com or itunes under creepcast) was taken off the list because DJ Poopile didnt know about our show. If you think it should get back on the list email Dave @ david.mcdonald@xmradio.com

thanks peebles have a good weekend

Yeah I didn't really care for that guy either. Kinda seemed like he was "above" every other nobody doing a podcast. Sorry guy, YOU'RE JUST DOING A PODCAST! Dissing Redding's show was hardly necessary.

Having said that, I've never heard any of these things. But if I were to listen to one Redding's would be near the top of the list. DJ Whatshisname wouldn't have been on it.

[UsedLadBag]

Have to look through that with a FAILscope.

Would it help if i told you that C. elegans are self-fertilizing hermaphrodites and this is a genetic mutant that is defective in egg laying, which causes the eggs to hatch internally to kill the mother as the babies eat their way out through her nose?

[DonTheTrucker]

where are all the girls??????????????? sarah!, krisko! comeeeee here

In a pit in my basement. I'd throw them a laptop but I'm afraid they'll try to contact that FBI cunt.

[J. PETERSON]

they are a cute lesbian couple that posts in here now. Oooooooooooooooo my choo choo is here now. Hope I get a reception on it.

ooooooooh. I like them already! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Would it help if i told you that C. elegans are self-fertilizing hermaphrodites and this is a genetic mutant that is defective in egg laying, which causes the eggs to hatch internally to kill the mother as the babies eat their way out through her nose?
POST!
You know that you're not doing research, you're actually just watching Aliens: Resurrection, right?
ooooooooh. I like them already! :action-sm

I'd tell you that they're both pretty cool, but I'd be accused of pandering, which is a bannable offense these days unless you have an apostrophe in your name.

[Wilmington WOW]

only one name ronnie



water ice

only lemon for me

[crippledalbino]

only one name ronnie



water ice

only lemon for me

Water Ice is the silliest name for anything ever.

[crippledalbino]

<----has never done acid

[crippledalbino]

One with the blackness.
Nice album title. Heh.
Edit:
I think that makes for the week's last Cripple Triple.

[crippledalbino]

Been ten minutes and only I've posted?

[crippledalbino]

Crupple-Quintuple!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Water Ice is the silliest name for anything ever.

But the shit is oh so tasty.

[J. PETERSON]

Water Ice is the silliest name for anything ever.

Never heard of it.

Boy this thread sure died down when babygirl left haha

[crippledalbino]

But the shit is oh so tasty.
I've had Italian Ice, which is ALSO a silly name, but water ice? Who calls it that?
Never heard of it.

Boy this thread sure died down when babygirl left haha

Nobody here but us postwhores trying to at least keep the thread alive on the first page of the 'new posts'.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Never heard of it.

Boy this thread sure died down when babygirl left haha

Go figure.

[crippledalbino]

Go figure.

What are you suggesting, that the dick jokes aren't as funny when it's just us dicks reading them?

[Dr. Hoffman]

What are you suggesting, that the dick jokes aren't as funny when it's just us dicks reading them?

Precisely.

They need to find the audio to this show. I want to hear this.

[crippledalbino]

Precisely.

They need to find the audio to this show. I want to hear this.

I can't imagine that any of that show actually exists.
But sometime for best-of, I'd love to hear some old Ron and Ron stuff just to see what it's like... Never heard any of it.

[UsedLadBag]

Go figure.

white people are so afraid... Oh. FIGure... figure.

[crippledalbino]

Heh.
Opie and Anthony don't love us the same way! We knew that.

[UsedLadBag]

Alright gentlemen. I'm out. Have a nice weekend.

[MilkmanDan]

Goddamnit , I've found a new love and they're called Librium and Pneumonia.
Just tell the doctors you've been drinking alot and you get to float on a blue cloud for the next week or so...

Did I tune into the High Society show?

[crippledalbino]

Later, ULB.
Enjoy your worms and your alleged family.

[crippledalbino]

Goddamnit , I've found a new love and they're called Librium and Pneumonia.
Just tell the doctors you've been drinking alot and you get to float on a blue cloud for the next week or so...

Did I tune into the High Society show?

I just get my stuff at the Barnes and Noblesium.

Peaz Hode.


Screeeee-Crash!
THIS is what Friday afternoon is. THIS is the humor on a Friday.


You can tell because of all the Thuggaz who are in studio right now.

[Wilmington WOW]

I've had Italian Ice, which is ALSO a silly name, but water ice? Who calls it that?




ronnie b.
and the city of philadelphia

[MilkmanDan]

Always use cash at restaurants. Always good to keep a 10, a 5, and 5 1's on you if you get held up.... just toss it ... looks like alot and run

[crippledalbino]

ronnie b.
and the city of philadelphia
Yeah, I heard that show too.
But ALL ice is water ice.
That's the point of it.
Always use cash at restaurants. Always good to keep a 10, a 5, and 5 1's on you if you get held up.... just toss it ... looks like alot and run

Have you ever actually done that? You're wandering around with nineteen dollars and it saved your life?

[J. PETERSON]

Have you ever actually done that? You're wandering around with nineteen dollars and it saved your life?

$19?! Are you insane carrying that kind of cash?!

[crippledalbino]

$19?! Are you insane carrying that kind of cash?!

I have it paperclipped together, which is in turn connected via paperclip-chain to my wrist AND my waist. Just in case.

[crippledalbino]

Best Fez Line EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Alright guys and girls. I am out for the weekend. Heading up to Penn State. Everybody have a great weekend and I'll talk to you all on Monday. :action-sm

[Valued Listener]

wow. good man.

[MilkmanDan]

Yeah, I heard that show too.
But ALL ice is water ice.
That's the point of it.


Have you ever actually done that? You're wandering around with nineteen dollars and it saved your life?

Was advice give to me by someone that had been held up 3 times. and heyyyyy thats 20 $ !

Holy shit Fez

[MilkmanDan]

Alright guys and girls. I am out for the weekend. Heading up to Penn State. Everybody have a great weekend and I'll talk to you all on Monday. :action-sm

Later man.

Someone post that on Fez' line of the day

[MilkmanDan]

I'm starting to realize, the callers bring down the show. They should all be like this. Was this a Milk Whole-Fat 3x?

[crippledalbino]

Alright guys and girls. I am out for the weekend. Heading up to Penn State. Everybody have a great weekend and I'll talk to you all on Monday. :action-sm
Later, sir.
Was advice give to me by someone that had been held up 3 times. and heyyyyy thats 20 $ !

Holy shit Fez

Yeah, except you're out a buck because of the Canadian exchange rate.
(Canadian exchange jokes just don't make me smile anymore for some reason.)

[mikek]

s'ok earl... we'll get you a hooker but not tell you.
http://exophrenia.typepad.com/exophrenia/images/cableguy.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm starting to realize, the callers bring down the show.

YES! I've been saying this for years! The XM callers are HORRIBLE.

[crippledalbino]

YES! I've been saying this for years! The XM callers are HORRIBLE.

So we all suck, what do you want from us?
We're trying to interact with the radio show, we're not all professional phone-callers like DonTheGetsInPromosGuy.

[DonTheTrucker]

Actually I wasn't referring to anyone here, my main problem with XM callers is all of the hayseed truckers.

[MilkmanDan]

Ron was coughing, I thought "out of nowhere Nature Boy"

[J. PETERSON]

Days like today are nice....helps me get caught up on all the shit ive missed for the past several months

[crippledalbino]

Actually I wasn't referring to anyone here, my main problem with XM callers is all of the hayseed truckers.

It's true.
Some of the best callers are here.
Uh... or rather, just left fifteen minutes ago.

[crippledalbino]

Days like today are nice....helps me get caught up on all the shit ive missed for the past several months

Yeah, except for those of us who don't want to work, and were hoping for some hilarious interactivity with a whole messageboard full of amazingly funny baggers.

[Wilmington WOW]

atlanta and jacksonville do not always sell out

[Wilmington WOW]

cleveland got to keep their name history and colors
that should be rule for all future franchises that move

[J. PETERSON]

Yeah, except for those of us who don't want to work, and were hoping for some hilarious interactivity with a whole messageboard full of amazingly funny baggers.

who all apparently have taken the afternoon off?

[MilkmanDan]

Long Suffering Teams? I guess the Flyers, Eagles, Phillies, and 76ers should move.

[Wilmington WOW]

ted williams > dimaggio
willie mayes > dimaggio

[crippledalbino]

who all apparently have taken the afternoon off?

Apparently.
Can't blame them, though. I'm only here because I was too dumb to figure (white people are so scared) a way to be out in the sun today. (Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...)

[crippledalbino]

ted williams > dimaggio
willie mayes > dimaggio

Yes but now Ted Williams' frozen head doesn't quite pull down the same numbers anymore.

[J. PETERSON]

Apparently.
Can't blame them, though. I'm only here because I was too dumb to figure (white people are so scared) a way to be out in the sun today. (Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...)

I hear that. But its time for me to leave work anyways and go enjoy this disgustingly nice day

Later baggers :action-sm