Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 04/21/08 Kid in the Hall: The Aftermath

[Chester'sLiver]

eh go fuck yourselves...

[Mobo]

Hey Chest-er's Hurter.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i would have named this thread the same thing.

if you weren't there, nyah nyah! ;p

[Arch Stanton]

Great time had by all.

Howdy Buddays!

[Friday]

per HotTub at RF.net, we may be in Best Of mode today.... not sure of the details.

Hiya Buddays :)

[Mobo]

OOOOOOH! hi Frideeeee.

[Arch Stanton]

per HotTub at RF.net, we may be in Best Of mode today.... not sure of the details.

Hiya Buddays :)

Yes, there was a little discussion about that after the gig.

[Goober]

per HotTub at RF.net, we may be in Best Of mode today.... not sure of the details.

Hiya Buddays :)

Yes, there was a little discussion about that after the gig.

What happened?

[Arch Stanton]

What happened?

Nothing, just think it was planned to be a best of day

[Goober]

Nothing, just think it was planned to be a best of day
They must be taking a day off for passover.

[stillbornstew]

hi guys.

how was the kids in the hall thing?

[mikek]

per HotTub at RF.net, we may be in Best Of mode today.... not sure of the details.

:cry3:



Oh BTW:
http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi guys.

how was the kids in the hall thing?

fucking hysterical.

[Chester'sLiver]

fucking hysterical.

x2..and damn about the best of...

shit it is a best of....

[Goober]

oof

[TheJew]

rught row best of

[mikek]

Oh well, i have work to do anyway...

[jizbag]

bleh a d- o and a show and now a best of r and f :(

[stillbornstew]

fucking hysterical.
you went to NY this weekend?
missed you. :(

[crippledalbino]

Good afternoon, world.
Glad to see that we're a 'hoppin' today. Best-of on an already slow day? We rule.

[Chester'sLiver]

you went to NY this weekend?
missed you. :(

I saw her.....I got a hug...oooooooooo..:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

I saw her.....I got a hug...oooooooooo..:icon_mrgr

Is 'trying to incur a jealous, murderous rage from a midget' a component of being 'sweetest boy'?

[Redding]

why didnt ron tell me about it this morning when we chatted

[stillbornstew]

I saw her.....I got a hug...oooooooooo..:icon_mrgr
well, for every event i miss i get a secret coin and i have a few saved up now. when i actually get to hang and see her, i get to turn the coins in for a prize.
Good afternoon, world.
Glad to see that we're a 'hoppin' today. Best-of on an already slow day? We rule.
i say we pass out oxycontin, chase it with shots of nyquil and make this a REALLY fun thread.

[stillbornstew]

Is 'trying to incur a jealous, murderous rage from a midget' a component of being 'sweetest boy'?
i'm too emotionally numb today to be bothered w/ jealousy

[crippledalbino]

well, for every event i miss i get a secret coin and i have a few saved up now. when i actually get to hang and see her, i get to turn the coins in for a prize.

Think, six years worth of hugs may earn you a slinky.

i say we pass out oxycontin, chase it with shots of nyquil and make this a REALLY fun thread.

Who's to say we haven't already begun that without you?

[crippledalbino]

i'm too emotionally numb today to be bothered w/ jealousy

w00t for emotionally numb!!!
Been that way for months, my friend, it's a gigantic bucket of hilarity.
I'm in a thawing period right now, but nothing's better than a drunken week night when you're feeling dead inside and crying to your laptop.

[stillbornstew]

Think, six years worth of hugs may earn you a slinky.


Who's to say we haven't already begun that without you?
i asked her and she said it gets me a panda sticker

i know you haven't b/c if you had started passing them out you'd probably be funny. :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Some of these toys they're crediting to Mattel were really Marx toys. Mattel bought the name.

[Goober]

why didnt ron tell me about it this morning when we chatted

name dropper.

[stillbornstew]

w00t for emotionally numb!!!
Been that way for months, my friend, it's a gigantic bucket of hilarity.
I'm in a thawing period right now, but nothing's better than a drunken week night when you're feeling dead inside and crying to your laptop.

dude, family flying in next month and i have to plan day trips, i'm going...then i'm NOT going....then i'm GOING to kuwait, work has been insane. kill me, or hand me another beer.

[KNUCKLEUP]

you went to NY this weekend?
missed you. :(

i did! the kids in the hall were freaking amazing! haven't been to a show that funny in a long while.

well, for every event i miss i get a secret coin and i have a few saved up now. when i actually get to hang and see her, i get to turn the coins in for a prize.

i've got a stockpile of overstuffed carnival prizes.

http://www.giantstuffedanimals.com/images/blackbartbig.jpg

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/media/stuffed%20animals.jpg

you just wait.

[UsedLadBag]

w00t for emotionally numb!!!
Been that way for months, my friend, it's a gigantic bucket of hilarity.
I'm in a thawing period right now, but nothing's better than a drunken week night when you're feeling dead inside and crying to your laptop.

Crip, I'd buy ya a beer.

[crippledalbino]

i know you haven't b/c if you had started passing them out you'd probably be funny. :action-sm

ZING!
And stewie's taking shots at the unfunny cripple! Go ahead, big man, go ahead! Got something else you wanna tell the humorless little handicapable fella?

[crippledalbino]

dude, family flying in next month and i have to plan day trips, i'm going...then i'm NOT going....then i'm GOING to kuwait, work has been insane. kill me, or hand me another beer.
Stew's really just quoting Meatloaf lyrics at this point.
Crip, I'd buy ya a beer.

Hey, thanks, man.
And the ungrateful fuck that I am, I'd still probably make inappropriate worm jokes at you.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon shitdicks. I want to find the bastard that gave me this cold and beat em over the head with my maglite.

[crippledalbino]

Good afternoon shitdicks. I want to find the bastard that gave me this cold and beat em over the head with my maglite.

Hey, Trucker. (Worst thing I could think of at the moment, sorry).
Tough having that weakened immune system, eh?

[Chester'sLiver]

Good afternoon shitdicks. I want to find the bastard that gave me this cold and beat em over the head with my maglite.

pssssst it was Albino...here:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/maglite.jpg

[crippledalbino]

pssssst it was Albino...here:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/maglite.jpg

Hey!
My cock told me it wasn't contagious anymore!

[UsedLadBag]

Hey, thanks, man.
And the ungrateful fuck that I am, I'd still probably make inappropriate worm jokes at you.

no worries man. I'm comforable with my worms.

[mikek]

Heh... the ro-butt.

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey, Trucker. (Worst thing I could think of at the moment, sorry).
Tough having that weakened immune system, eh?

All kidding aside I almost never get colds. I guess this is my spring cold and I won't have to worry again until winter time. I'm just a big fucking baby whenever I get sick.

pssssst it was Albino...here:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/maglite.jpg

:haha7::haha7:

[crippledalbino]

no worries man. I'm comforable with my worms.

I know.
It's the rest of your family that has a problem with them.

[Ted the Poster]

Stew's really just quoting Meatloaf lyrics at this point.



You took the words right out of my mouth. It must have been when you were kissing me. No homo.

[crippledalbino]

All kidding aside I almost never get colds. I guess this is my spring cold and I won't have to worry again until winter time. I'm just a big fucking baby whenever I get sick.



I'm the same way. I got a mysterious illness in New York and it libidy-dippitied for like two months. It was awful.
But we're all babies when we get sick. I'm not even gonna bash you on that. We could compare notes on who wants to be coddled more.

[crippledalbino]

You took the words right out of my mouth. It must have been when you were kissing me. No homo.

God damn it, daddy... You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll.

[DonTheTrucker]

You took the words right out of my mouth. It must have been when you were kissing me. No homo.

How quickly things turn gay when Krisko isn't here to absorb the sexual innuendos.

I'm the same way. I got a mysterious illness in New York and it libidy-dippitied for like two months. It was awful.
But we're all babies when we get sick. I'm not even gonna bash you on that. We could compare notes on who wants to be coddled more.

Oh I'd win, I want to be mollycoddled when I'm 100% well. I really am a mess.

[Goober]

Good afternoon shitdicks. I want to find the bastard that gave me this cold and beat em over the head with my maglite.

It was probably a Asian. They are filthy people. :action-sm

There is nothing that cures a cold like a mag-lite beating, with the exception of a rebar beating. I keep both just in case.

[stillbornstew]

i did! the kids in the hall were freaking amazing! haven't been to a show that funny in a long while.



i've got a stockpile of overstuffed carnival prizes.

http://www.giantstuffedanimals.com/images/blackbartbig.jpg

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/media/stuffed%20animals.jpg

you just wait.
if all i get is a stuffed animal..........you're in BIG, BIG trouble. :icon_roll :p
ZING!
And stewie's taking shots at the unfunny cripple! Go ahead, big man, go ahead! Got something else you wanna tell the humorless little handicapable fella?
would you prefer i just rub your shoulders yah queer?

[UsedLadBag]

I know.
It's the rest of your family that has a problem with them.

No, they had the problem with me pawning my two year old off as a prom date for Ant. As far as worms are concerned, my wife is as just a big a nerd as I am.

[DonTheTrucker]

Found this while perusing Craigslist:

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Thanks,
John

[DonTheTrucker]

if all i get is a stuffed animal..........you're in BIG, BIG trouble. :icon_roll :p

You'll get a stuffed puppy and you'll LIKE it!

[crippledalbino]

How quickly things turn gay when Krisko isn't here to absorb the sexual innuendos.



Oh I'd win, I want to be mollycoddled when I'm 100% well. I really am a mess.
Isn't Molly a cow's name? "whaa"
if all i get is a stuffed animal..........you're in BIG, BIG trouble. :icon_roll :p

would you prefer i just rub your shoulders yah queer?

I get a little testy (testes? "whaa") when I feel attacked by someone who I esteem so warmly in my heart of hearts...

[J. PETERSON]

good afternoon buddays!

[stillbornstew]

Good afternoon shitdicks. I want to find the bastard that gave me this cold and beat em over the head with my maglite.
thats the only thing good about working in the medical field, i RARELY get sick now. ate the local food in india, i was one of about 20 people on my ship that didn't get a stomach virus. that could just be b/c i'm from louisiana though. "whaa"

even drank tap water in the philippines :icon_eek:

[stillbornstew]

Isn't Molly a cow's name? "whaa"


I get a little testy (testes? "whaa") when I feel attacked by someone who I esteem so warmly in my heart of hearts...
so kris goes off her period, and you start yours? :action-sm




you know i love you.

[DonTheTrucker]

thats the only thing good about working in the medical field, i RARELY get sick now. ate the local food in india, i was one of about 20 people on my ship that didn't get a stomach virus. that could just be b/c i'm from louisiana though. "whaa"

even drank tap water in the philippines :icon_eek:

Insert "never wears condoms" joke here.

[DonTheTrucker]

Well I gotta venture out into the real world. Gotta get a headlight for my jeep. It seems to be going through one every 6 weeks, it's a pain in the ass.

[Arch Stanton]

good afternoon buddays!

You have got the touch. Best of again!

[Arch Stanton]

Well I gotta venture out into the real world. Gotta get a headlight for my jeep. It seems to be going through one every 6 weeks, it's a pain in the ass.

Could be bouncing around or the connection is loose. Get some silicon grease on the connectors.

[Chester'sLiver]

You have got the touch. Best of again!

You've got the touch! You've got the power!

[stillbornstew]

Insert "never wears condoms" joke here.
who the hell really uses those things?

[J. PETERSON]

You have got the touch. Best of again!

Another best of? What gives today?

Which is fine, i'm just here to hang out.....listening to the Sox/Rangers game

[crippledalbino]

so kris goes off her period, and you start yours? :action-sm




you know i love you.

Motherfucker, mine just never stopped. Ass bleeding just means that there's an 'a' in the name of the day somewhere.

[Ted the Poster]

God damn it, daddy... You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll.

So what...not you want to do the Paradise by the Dashboard Light Go Phone bit? I'll be Loaf, you be the kid, Stew can be Tiffany.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YMVO7-8ns

[Ted the Poster]

who the hell really uses those things?

Just get your chick's baby-making circuitry carved out, and you can tell Trojan Man to take a hike.

[crippledalbino]

So what...not you want to do the Paradise by the Dashboard Light Go Phone bit? I'll be Loaf, you be the kid, Stew can be Tiffany.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YMVO7-8ns

I was just trying to update your Loafisms all the way up into 1994. "You can't run away forever, but there's nothing wrong with getting a good headstart..."

[Goober]

Just get your chick's baby-making circuitry carved out

Oh yes, we just call that the African treatment. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

Motherfucker, mine just never stopped. Ass bleeding just means that there's an 'a' in the name of the day somewhere.
keep it up and i'm taking you out of my will.
So what...not you want to do the Paradise by the Dashboard Light Go Phone bit? I'll be Loaf, you be the kid, Stew can be Tiffany.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YMVO7-8ns
TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!

wait, what?

"i think we're alone now........"

[Ted the Poster]

I was just trying to update your Loafisms all the way up into 1994. "You can't run away forever, but there's nothing wrong with getting a good headstart..."

Foolish Albino - Meatloaf, while having never made what I would consider "Listenable" music, took a nosedive from bad to worse after Bat Out Of Hell.

[Ted the Poster]

Oh yes, we just call that the African treatment. :action-sm

I let her keep the clit. I'm good that way.

[crippledalbino]

keep it up and i'm taking you out of my will.


That's very sad only if "Will" is the name of your cabana boy.

[crippledalbino]

Foolish Albino - Meatloaf, while having never made what I would consider "Listenable" music, took a nosedive from bad to worse after Bat Out Of Hell.

So I shouldn't start whipping out with "The Monster's Loose" references?
:(

[stillbornstew]

That's very sad only if "Will" is the name of your cabana boy.
and the thread sinks deeper and deeper into homosexuality.

[watsonnostaw]

why didnt ron tell me about it this morning when we chatted

my guess is that you just not important enough for Ron to keep you informed of the events of his life

chatting and having intimate conversations are two different thing

Ron probably has 30 chats a day minimums

it is really sad the reason why there is a best of

hopefully its all settled tomorrow or it will be a week minimum of best ofs...

this is terrible

god bless

[Ted the Poster]

So I shouldn't start whipping out with "The Monster's Loose" references?
:(

That's a penis reference isn't it? Ew.

[crippledalbino]

and the thread sinks deeper and deeper into homosexuality.

What?
You're the one giving me the easy pitches right down the middle. Not my fault if I can only get base hits out into Gay-field.

[crippledalbino]

That's a penis reference isn't it? Ew.

Afraid it was.
I'm not sure that this thread can get any gayer.

[stillbornstew]

What?
You're the one giving me the easy pitches right down the middle. Not my fault if I can only get base hits out into Gay-field.

Afraid it was.
I'm not sure that this thread can get any gayer.

and the defense rests......

[crippledalbino]

and the defense rests......

I know.
Gay jokes are easy, right up there with Stig Old jokes, Stew Short jokes, and Mobo Unfunny jokes.

[Ted the Poster]

I know.
Gay jokes are easy, right up there with Stig Old jokes, Stew Short jokes, and Mobo Unfunny jokes.

So you're taking the gay jokes, then?

[UsedLadBag]

Not to distract away from the gay jokes, but what is the show that Charlie Sheen and wife (Richards?) was pushing on their kids?

[Mobo]

This is some bullshit....My work internet is acting a fool, and won't refresh with the dilligence that I've grown so very fond of....and here, I find my name being brought up in some kind of "Mobo's unfunny" way by a post whoring ass that's probably done more damage to my name in the last week than I could ever do intentionally.....

[crippledalbino]

This is some bullshit....My work internet is acting a fool, and won't refresh with the dilligence that I've grown so very fond of....and here, I find my name being brought up in some kind of "Mobo's unfunny" way by a post whoring ass that's probably done more damage to my name in the last week than I could ever do intentionally.....

What?
I'm not sure what in the world you're referring to, sir.
Only just the typical humorless, gay RadioGoldFans.com member comments.

[Mobo]

Huh?
maybe you should just focus on work today....

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey just back in time for my call with the most obscure Seinfeld character. :(

[DonTheTrucker]

So I shouldn't start whipping out with "The Monster's Loose" references?
:(

I'm fairly certain you've never used the phrase "The Monster's Loose" ever before, and will likely never will again.

(Sorry for the late smash, but I just couldn't let that softball go.

[crippledalbino]

Huh?
maybe you should just focus on work today....

And I am.
Nothing will slow down the humor like a virtually empty listening thread and the pressure of having to do real work.
And then you guys are going to be soooooooooooooo sad to not have me oozing buckets of hilarity each and every day for the next week or so...

[crippledalbino]

I'm fairly certain you've never used the phrase "The Monster's Loose" ever before, and will likely never will again.

(Sorry for the late smash, but I just couldn't let that softball go.

I appreciate that, Don. Good that you'll scroll back through three pages of late come-backs and empty thread talk just to talk about my penis.

[DonTheTrucker]

I appreciate that, Don. Good that you'll scroll back through three pages of late come-backs and empty thread talk just to talk about my penis.

Not much to talk about but I'm glad you appreciated it. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Not much to talk about but I'm glad you appreciated it. :action-sm

You know if I had my way, we'd rename the whole messageboard CrippleCockTalk.com.

[Mobo]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LiddyRules]

Howdy. What'd I miss?

[Chester'sLiver]

Howdy. What'd I miss?

nothing its a best of...

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow two bits with calls from me in a row....

I'm such a whore.

[LiddyRules]

nothing its a best of... So tomorrow we got the John Adams discussion of ...

Ron: I hated that miniseries..
Dave: Come on!
Ron: *mumble something* Meh.
Dave: Really?
Fez *cries*

[Chester'sLiver]

So tomorrow we got the John Adams discussion of ...

Ron: I hated that miniseries..
Dave: Come on!
Ron: *mumble something* Meh.
Dave: Really?
Fez *cries*

I really want to hear Ron discuss KITH..

[Mobo]

I really want to hear Ron discuss KITH..

Why? What was your favorite album? Dethtroyer?

[Chester'sLiver]

Why? What was your favorite album? Dethtroyer?

no silly KITH = Kids in the Hall...:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Why? What was your favorite album? Dethtroyer?

Knowing him it was Dynathty.

[Mobo]

no silly KITH = Kids in the Hall...:action-sm

Oops, sorry..I thought you typed with a speech impediment.

[crippledalbino]

Checking in for the Mobo mention!