R & F Listening Thread [04.23.08] Are We Done Pretending Matt Ryan Is Worth Anything?

[KNUCKLEUP]

jus' sayin'.

[Arch Stanton]

Never started to pretend.

Howdy Buddays!!!

[Goober]

jus' sayin'.


:gh::piss
:gh::piss
:gh::piss

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Mobo]

Replay!......

oh.....shit......I'm so confused....

[stillbornstew]

buddaaaaaaaaaaays :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

:gh::piss
:gh::piss
:gh::piss


now thats just not nice.

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooo I like when the show starts...

[silentbob8201]

Paul Shaffer and the Blues Brothers i take it.

[Goober]

now thats just not nice.

nice tits stillborn.

I am off to fetch lunch.

[Mobo]

Paul Shaffer and the Blues Brothers. i take it in the ass.

yup.....weird....

[Deadbent]

Aww buddies.

Eight. Six. Six. Ron zero Fez.


I'm Deadbent... There's my glass of beer. It's half full.

[silentbob8201]

Didnt the Blues Brothers Band first appear as the Killer Bees?

[Mobo]

Aww buddies.

Eight. Six. Six. Ron zero Fez.


I'm Deadbent... There's my glass of beer. It's half full.

Benty!!!! How you be in the land of the free?

[Deadbent]

Benty!!!! How you be in the land of the free?


I'm actually going to Molly's today.

[Standby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEuNj776UKM

Y'know.. just sayin'. It's funny and stuff. Been meaning to change the title as it's not animated and all... meh.

[Chuck Schick]

$3.95 for a single cupcake? Put me down for a baker's dozen.

[OxBabygirlxO]

aloha lovies .... yes still stuck in my hawaiian ways ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

aloha lovies .... yes still stuck in my hawaiian ways ;)
sup....

[happytypinggirl]

a few people are dropping by mollys tonight to play jenga...anyone from chicago is welcome to come. and here's a link to all the pics if anyone cares.

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68937&page=3

[krisko]

Aww buddies.

Eight. Six. Six. Ron zero Fez.


I'm Deadbent... There's my glass of beer. It's half full.
ever the pessimist, i'm going to say mine's half empty

[Arch Stanton]

Fuckin' Starvin' here...we got any Ron Bennington Cupcakes back there?

[Arch Stanton]

a few people are dropping by mollys tonight to play jenga...anyone from chicago is welcome to come. and here's a link to all the pics if anyone cares.

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68937&page=3

Love it. Is it warm there yet? Saw ya Friday, it is that warm again today here.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Fuckin' Starvin' here...we got any Ron Bennington Cupcakes back there?

oddly enough, we do.

[mikek]

http://kuras.us/pics/faildozer2.gif

[happytypinggirl]

Love it. Is it warm there yet? Saw ya Friday, it is that warm again today here.


its absolutely beautiful here! yay spring!

[Chester'sLiver]

ever the pessimist, i'm going to say mine's half empty

and we are going to say we are surprised only half....you alcoholic...

[Arch Stanton]

http://kuras.us/pics/faildozer2.gif

killer my man

[mikek]

a few people are dropping mollys tonight to play jenga

"whaa"
http://www.asmilan.org/biology_web/Extacyit/imageGD3.JPG

[Arch Stanton]

its absolutely beautiful here! yay spring!

Nice!! Saw the picture. Any chance of shipping them to NY? Maybe I should set up a franchise here.

Can Call it, Ron Bennington I got two cupcake shops

[Deadbent]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/Picture134.jpg

Hurray for out of focus cupcakes.

Jenga isn't really my cup of tea, but I'm sure I could stop by to whoop everyone at it :D

[Awful Me]

Crackerjacks if anyone wants to go to the prize closet.

[Arch Stanton]

Nice Dave! The real website. Love it over there, but there are others

[krisko]

"whaa"
http://www.asmilan.org/biology_web/Extacyit/imageGD3.JPG

nomnomnomnom

[KNUCKLEUP]

edit:

ah, fuck this, it's not posting.

[Wilmington WOW]

Nice Dave! The real website. Love it over there, but there are others

what did he have a falling out with the full blown junior varsity site?




btw there is one site - Wackbag

[Mobo]

nomnomnomnom

you feeling anything yet?

[happytypinggirl]

Nice!! Saw the picture. Any chance of shipping them to NY? Maybe I should set up a franchise here.

Can Call it, Ron Bennington I got two cupcake shops

come on arch...ya cant ship pussy. im bringing a bunch back, but they're fresh-- no preservatives so shipping doesn't work so well. but definite plans to expand to ny.

love the benny.

[mayor menino]

box turtles are an endangered species in north america.

i'm just sayin . . .

[Arch Stanton]

come on arch...ya cant ship pussy. im bringing a bunch back, but they're fresh-- no preservatives so shipping doesn't work so well. but definite plans to expand to ny.

love the benny.

Good point, but would be fun to try.

[Mobo]

box turtles are an endangered species in north america.

i'm just sayin . . .

they should rename them "Your Mom's Box" Turtles......<wak wak>

[Arch Stanton]

they should rename them "Your Mom's Box" Turtles......<wak wak>

Lib Dib

[Goober]

http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/funny_new_46.gif

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://agodamongmen.com/agodamongmendotcom_5.gifhttp://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/hasselhoff.gif
http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/hasselhoff.gifhttp://agodamongmen.com/agodamongmendotcom_5.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

isnt it illegal to kill a praying mantis?

[Goober]

http://agodamongmen.com/agodamongmendotcom_5.gifhttp://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/hasselhoff.gif


I hate that! There is no pay off:action-sm

http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/35FUNNY.gif

[Blue Heeler]

No O&A XM show and now Fred is on R&F...202 is just unlistenable today.

Just invite Sheepy in to giggle and call it a clusterfuck.

[Standby]

Hurray for out of focus cupcakes.

Jenga isn't really my cup of tea, but I'm sure I could stop by to whoop everyone at it :D

Unlike driving, booze does not make you a better Jenga player.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://agodamongmen.com/agodamongmendotcom_5.gifhttp://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/hasselhoff.gif
http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/hasselhoff.gifhttp://agodamongmen.com/agodamongmendotcom_5.gif

cant..........look..........away

[mayor menino]

box turtles don't carry salmonilla. only water turtles carry that disease.

[mikek]

you feeling anything yet?

http://kuras.us/images/optical.png

[Chester'sLiver]

why quote it..seriously...

[Mobo]

isnt it illegal to kill a praying mantis?

I think that qualifies as religious persecution.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha I new ron was going to say teenagers


hated them - ha ha
Ant loves them now


ooooo didnt know there was a bobby bennington

[Deadbent]

Hehh, heh.
It's a good ron and fez thread when Standby stops in.

[krunk]

hi buddddddays

[KNUCKLEUP]

lmfao @ "boll weevil"

[stillbornstew]

god damn you sarah.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50

[KNUCKLEUP]

god damn you sarah.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[silentbob8201]

Dave's dad is a moron.

[Ted the Poster]

Just tuned in. Is Blowhard in the studio?

[krisko]

Hehh, heh.
It's a good ron and fez thread when Standby stops in.
QFT!
Dave's dad is a moron.

[average joe] the apple didn't fall far from teh tree, if you know what i mean [/average joe]

[mikek]

god damn you sarah.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50

http://kuras.us/pics/headexplode.jpg

[silentbob8201]

Disneyland is bigger than The Magic Kingdom at Disney World BUT Epcot Animal Kingdom and MGM Excuse me Disney Studios more than make up.

[mikek]

[average joe] the apple didn't fall far from teh tree, if you know what i mean [/average joe]
:haha7:

[average joe]
Hey- sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
[/average joe]

[mikek]

you feeling anything yet?

it's kicking in. can i hug you?

[CM Mark]

god damn you sarah.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50

best....cat....video.......EVER!

[Mobo]

it's kicking in. can i hug you?

YES!!!! I also want you to listen to this song......you can feel the colors in the words!

[Mobo]

OK.....out for lunch.....BRB.

[Ted the Poster]

box turtles don't carry salmonilla. only water turtles carry that disease.

Box Turtles carry chlamydia.

[mikek]

Box Turtles carry chlamydia.

:clap:
Took a second, but I el-oh-el'd @ that.

[Arch Stanton]

Box Turtles carry chlamydia.

What does eating shit do to you?

[mikek]

What does eating shit do to you?

turns you into a red-headed doucebag.




[who cares]
<---------- grew up on the jersey shore w/boardwalks.
[/who cares]

[Ted the Poster]

What does eating shit do to you?

Well, some people will love you. Some will hate you. Depends on if you drink beer with them or not.

<--- Grew up visiting the boardwalk at The Weirs on Lake Winnepesaukee. Yes; the lake in What About Bob.

[Deadbent]

Worlds best radio caller. Jay Mohr, ladies and gentlemen.

[krisko]

OK.....out for lunch.....BRB.

i'm jealous ;p

[mikek]

<--- Grew up visiting the boardwalk at The Weirs on Lake Winnepesaukee. Yes; the lake in What About Bob.

"whaa"
http://www.spitfirephoto.com/partnership/image_dir/album3224/md_Bob%20Weir%20of%20Grateful%20Dead.jpg

[krisko]

big brother spoilers...im soooooooooo far behind

[Deadbent]

Donking out buddays.

Enjoy the show.

[Hidden_Rage]

http://static.flickr.com/37/74438435_863a5de8f8_o.jpg

[Hidden_Rage]

Why is it so dead today? it's an hour in and about 4 pages?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hot damn, this thread is jumping today.

[Arch Stanton]

hot damn, this thread is jumping today.

Was pondering that myself

[Arch Stanton]

Donking out buddays.

Enjoy the show.

C-YA

[Hidden_Rage]

hot damn, this thread is jumping today.

I blame the blacks.

[Wilmington WOW]

jimmy shubert?


boooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wanted to make him feel at home

[bucket-of-aids]

I'm glad they're having Fez read those plugs so he has something to do.

[mikek]

random pic to spice things up:
http://kuras.us/pics/spider.gif

[krisko]

byeeeee dead!

[Danesy]

Hey losers! :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Why is it so dead today? it's an hour in and about 4 pages?

Because the show stinks today. Ipod time!

[krisko]

random pic to spice things up:
http://kuras.us/pics/spider.gif

red x's always spice things up, good work dear.

edit: well don't i feel silly

[KevSlider]

red x's always spice things up, good work dear.

edit: well don't i feel silly


Mikek, call her what she needs to be called. She's used to it :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

what is ron laughing at?

[mikek]

Mikek, call her what she needs to be called. She's used to it :action-sm

hot





oh, wait...

[Ted the Poster]

well don't i feel silly

That should actually be the quote between your name and avatar. :action-sm

[KevSlider]

hot





oh, wait...

NO You blew it!

[Ted the Poster]

what is ron laughing at?

I'll give you a hint: It's bigger than a breadbox, dumber than a rock, and you put shit in it.

[mikek]

That should actually be the quote between your name and avatar.

:clap:


you're on fire today, sir.

[krisko]

Mikek, call her what she needs to be called. She's used to it :action-sm
hilariously funny? "whaa"

oh...you meant 'complete moron with absolutely no redeeming characteristics whatsoever'

i was close
I'll give you a hint: It's bigger than a breadbox, dumber than a rock, and you put shit in it.

what is dave's mouth?

[stillbornstew]

random pic to spice things up:
http://kuras.us/pics/spider.gif
fuck you. i had a spider crawl in my ear 2 weeks ago. they had to flush it out in the ER.
Hey losers! :action-sm
hi miss. :action-sm

[mikek]

what is dave's mouth?

http://www.muncie.k12.in.us/WebQuest%20library/instrument_quiz_show__a_webChristinaBragg_files/image002.jpg

[krisko]

That should actually be the quote between your name and avatar. :action-sm

i've no idea what you're talking about

ahem
<--------------

[Ted the Poster]

hilariously funny? "whaa"

oh...you meant 'complete moron with absolutely no redeeming characteristics whatsoever'

i was close


what is dave's mouth?

Well, the answer we were looking for is Dave....Judges? DING! Yes! We'll accept that.

[mikek]

fuck you. i had a spider crawl in my ear 2 weeks ago. they had to flush it out in the ER.

:icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek:

[Ted the Poster]

i've no idea what you're talking about

ahem
<--------------

That's almost as good as getting sig'd. :)

[Wilmington WOW]

hmm ........ thinking of a topic that would make for an intersting animation

[krisko]

Well, the answer we were looking for is Dave....Judges? DING! Yes! We'll accept that.

oh

i thought i was being witty

but i was actually just giving the correct answer to your riddle.

i stink today

today?!!?!?

yes. and every other day. :icon_redf

[mikek]

Krisko-

[you post whore]
you're only 820 posts away from 20k. Think you'll make it today?
[/you post whore]





<wavey guy>

[Danesy]

I really can't get enough of these "Unmasked" Marathon commercials ..... :icon_roll

[KevSlider]

Krisko-

[you post whore]
you're only 820 posts away from 20k. Think you'll make it today?
[/you post whore]


<wavey guy>

I could make it so she gets there today...or a year from now :icon_mrgr

[Wilmington WOW]

I am so fucking sick of these country promos

hey DC we got XM we know what channels we like
XM promos = FM commercials

[krisko]

That's almost as good as getting sig'd. :)

i think it's wayyyy better

[mikek]

I really can't get enough of these "Unmasked" Marathon commercials ..... :icon_roll


i, for one, am partial to the "hey back to the show in just a sec" spots.

[mikek]

I could make it so she gets there today...or a year from now :icon_mrgr

I would *pay* you to bump her to zero!


just kidding, dear. ;)

[KevSlider]

I would *pay* you to bump her to zero!


just kidding, dear. ;)

I would but I know somehow race would be brought into it and I'd get my feelings hurt.

[Mobo]

The world almost came to an end today when matter and anti-matter met up at the D/FW International Airport.

<-----------------------------

[mikek]

The world almost came to an end today when matter and anti-matter met up at the D/FW International Airport.

<-----------------------------


but... you don't matter. at all.

[Mobo]

but... you don't matter. at all.

Well.....that was mean....

[Wilmington WOW]

favorite comic?

[krisko]

I would but I know somehow race would be brought into it and I'd get my feelings hurt.
are you suggesting that i'd use racial epithets?! i'd neverrrrr do such a thing!!
i love black people...i'm mr black people!!
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/j/07235-4.jpg

The world almost came to an end today when matter and anti-matter met up at the D/FW International Airport.

<-----------------------------

:icon_eek:


you should've gone to hawaii with him, he said that he took a vow of celibacy but he might've broken it for you
:action-sm

[krisko]

Well.....that was mean....

if 'mean' means 'hysterical' then, x2

[Mobo]

you should've gone to hawaii with him, he said that he took a vow of celibacy but he might've broken it for you
:action-sm

With all the people in the security line watching? Kinky.....

[Mobo]

if 'mean' means 'hysterical' then, x2

well, unfortunately, 'cunt' means 'cunt'....so it looks like you're stuck......




x3

[Ted the Poster]

With all the people in the security line watching? Kinky.....

So wrong...yet, sooooo right. Super Homo.

[Ted the Poster]

well, unfortunately, 'cunt' means 'cunt'....so it looks like you're stuck......




x3

Stuck in a cunt? Could be worse...

[mikek]

Stuck in a cunt? Could be worse...


hot

[DonTheTrucker]

o hai guise.

I just have to say, FLATHEAD STORIES FUCKING RULE!

I have been wanting to say that all the way home in my car.

[Mobo]

So wrong...yet, sooooo right. Super Homo.

Mild mannered Stig, posing as a semi-funny member of Wackbag.com during the day, dons his tiara and heels at the sound of masculine, forbidden pleasure to become...........SUPER HOMO!!!

[stillbornstew]

ok guys, i'm outta here.


hasta.

[Ted the Poster]

ok guys, i'm outta here.


hasta.

Holla.

[OxBabygirlxO]

ok guys, i'm outta here.


hasta.

x2 byeeeee

[Mobo]

C-ya Stewieeeee!

[Ted the Poster]

x2 byeeeee

You mean "Bye Bye?" :icon_conf

[OxBabygirlxO]

You mean "Bye Bye?" :icon_conf

hahahaha im not the clexer but for real im out!!!!! BYEEEE BYEEEE

[Arch Stanton]

Scams, scams, scams

[Arch Stanton]

hahahaha im not the clexer but for real im out!!!!! BYEEEE BYEEEE

C-YA

[Mobo]

You mean "Bye Bye?" :icon_conf

No, she means 'Aloha'......did jewwwww know: it means Hello and Goodbye! Those crazy islanders don't know whether they're comin' o goin'!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Well, I guess since I've never actually done any kind of drugs I'm the only one infinitely amused by stories of fucked up comics.

[DonTheTrucker]

No O&A XM show and now Fred is on R&F...202 is just unlistenable today.

Just invite Sheepy in to giggle and call it a clusterfuck.

Sorry there's no one there to justify your existence on this planet. I actually enjoyed today's show.

And if you complain about Opie wanting to take the XM show off on today of all days, GO FUCK YOURSEF. No wavy. I mean it. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[Danesy]

Well, I guess since I've never actually done any kind of drugs I'm the only one infinitely amused by stories of fucked up comics.

You aren't the only one, it's the reason I am facinated by it too. The same reason I watch Intervention obsessively ... I just don't get it. I am way too chicken shit to do drugs, so therefore I am fascinated by the stories.

[Mobo]

Sorry there's no one there to justify your existence on this planet. I actually enjoyed today's show.

And if you complain about Opie wanting to take the XM show off on today of all days, GO FUCK YOURSEF. No wavy. I mean it. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Who the fuck are you talking to?

[DonTheTrucker]

You aren't the only one, it's the reason I am facinated by it too. The same reason I watch Intervention obsessively ... I just don't get it. I am way too chicken shit to do drugs, so therefore I am fascinated by the stories.

I guess we're the only ones. I never tire of hearing Flathead stories and today we got to actually hear the guy on the air. Can't beat that.

[DonTheTrucker]

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Blue Heeler in that post, I was driving back home during O&A's last hour and during R&F so I had to catch up.

But I'll extend my GO FUCK YOURSELF to anyone selfish enough to complain about Opie wanting the day off to maybe deal with this shit. I don't think I'll go back through the O&A thread or I'll be here telling selfish assholes to die all day.

[krisko]

ok guys, i'm outta here.


hasta.
byeeee stew and babygirl!!

[Mobo]

I don't think I'll go back through the O&A thread or I'll be here telling selfish assholes to die all day.

Go ahead....you're going to do it anyway, you self-important cunt.

[Danesy]

Blue Heeler in that post, I was driving back home during O&A's last hour and during R&F so I had to catch up.

But I'll extend my GO FUCK YOURSELF to anyone selfish enough to complain about Opie wanting the day off to maybe deal with this shit. I don't think I'll go back through the O&A thread or I'll be here telling selfish assholes to die all day.

I didn't get to hear O&A I was really busy today ... what happened Don?

[KevSlider]

I'm cutting out early. Later everyone.

[krisko]

Blue Heeler in that post, I was driving back home during O&A's last hour and during R&F so I had to catch up.

But I'll extend my GO FUCK YOURSELF to anyone selfish enough to complain about Opie wanting the day off to maybe deal with this shit. I don't think I'll go back through the O&A thread or I'll be here telling selfish assholes to die all day.

i didn't care that they left early. can i go fuck myself anyways?

[krisko]

byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee Kev

[DonTheTrucker]

Go ahead....you're going to do it anyway, you self-important cunt.

You're probably right. About me doing it anyway. Not sure what put a burr under your saddle, but oh well.

I didn't get to hear O&A I was really busy today ... what happened Don?

Page 6 has a story from Chaunce Hayden's magazine that Ben Sparks supposedly has a sex tape with Opie's girl banging Bam Magera. Opie spend the first 90 minutes of the show going over that, offering $100k for proof that the tape exists. Then they didn't do an XM show, which a reasonable person would assume was so Opie can deal with this whole drama. I'm sure people whined and whined because they didn't get the show that the dancing monkeys are supposed to do for them.

That's pretty much all I know at this point, I just got home.

[mikek]

i didn't care that they left early. can i go fuck myself anyways?

hot






http://kuras.us/images/crutch.png
http://kuras.us/images/onetrickpony.png

[DonTheTrucker]

i didn't care that they left early. can i go fuck myself anyways?

You know, if I were any other guy here I'd go for the obvious joke and say you could fuck me. But no, I'm better than that.

I say you should have a wonderful day and treat yourself to a nice dinner somewhere tonight.

[Ted the Poster]

i didn't care that they left early. can i go fuck myself anyways?

You know there's always people willing to help you with that. No panda.

[Ted the Poster]

But no, I'm better than that.


Don't flatter yourself. You love low hanging fruit as much as the rest of us. :haha7:

[Arch Stanton]

Homestar...Donk

[Arch Stanton]

Don't flatter yourself. You love low hanging fruit as much as the rest of us. :haha7:

x2

[DonTheTrucker]

hot






http://kuras.us/pics/crutch.jpg

You know there's always people willing to help you with that. No panda.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Thanks guys. I love being right.

Oh, and DONK.

[Mobo]

Don't flatter yourself. You love low hanging fruit as much as the rest of us. :haha7:

Maybe more than that, Stig.

[krisko]

You know, if I were any other guy here I'd go for the obvious joke and say you could fuck me. But no, I'm better than that.

I say you should have a wonderful day and treat yourself to a nice dinner somewhere tonight.
lighten up dear, it's ok to make jokes
You know there's always people willing to help you with that. all panda.
figures ;p

ok
replay

[Wilmington WOW]

la la la
<--- doesnt mind the song during jimmy's promo


<no homo>

[Wilmington WOW]

Well, I guess since I've never actually done any kind of drugs I'm the only one infinitely amused by stories of fucked up comics.

never tried anything - even pot?



<ronnie's voice> oooooooooooooooooh


:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

lighten up dear, it's ok to make jokes



I'd fuck ya...




wait we are making jokes now...What did I miss?

[DonTheTrucker]

lighten up dear, it's ok to make jokes

But....but....that WAS a joke. :(