Masturbation may prevent prostate Cancer

[HumpX]

Well, it's as good as an excuse as any....

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

rest of the story is here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html). :jerkoff1:

[d0uche_n0zzle]

As some radio expert says "you've got to get rid of the poison."

[Sinn Fein]

Ok, with that said. I gotta take care of something.

[kloraferm]

I guess I'm in the clear (give me a break, I'm currently single, even though that never usually matters) :rolleyes:

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Even while dating a sex addict, I still jerked it.

[BusyChild04]

Anti-cancer treatment:

NSFW
www.youporn.com
www.megarotic.com
www.redtube.com

[ShooterMcGavin]

annnnnd post.

[wes mantooth]

Blind and cancer free is no way to go through life son.

[THE FEZ MAN]

well i guess thats one cancer i wont have to worry my self with

[Stig]

well i guess thats one cancer i wont have to worry my self with

Nobody on Wackbag will. That's why there's no user named "FrankZappasProstate."

[Kugzilla]

This board will be a test case in colon health in the coming years...you heard it here first.

[Stig]

Looking at the JJO thread, several baggers will not only be immune, they'll have magical healing powers that will make Jesus himself look like a punk.

[THE FEZ MAN]

my spunk will punk jebuz any day, its good for the skin

[Tax Payer]

Good thing I jerk at least 15 times a week. I'm three thirds less likely to get the cancer

[distortion9]

This is very, very, very, very, very good news.

[Turtle]

So if you jerk off 5 times a week there is a 66% chance you will get prostate cancer.
And men 20 to 50 years old are not at risk for an elevated PSA

[JordanSRT10]

Good news for Flea

[Jef Leppard]

this is a discovery made by american researchers 4 years ago. way to go cananda just wait until you invent the cellphone

[BlackNinja]

the logic behind the removal of carcinogens makes sense. fun fact, 100% of men would get prostate cancer at some point in time in their lives, if they lived forever

[DonTheTrucker]

Well, I'm taking "prostate cancer" in the Earl Douglas deathpool.

[CM Mark]

I'm golden. nice

[TallBaby]

Well, I'm taking "prostate cancer" in the Earl Douglas deathpool.



well played

[Smokezilla]

What they don't tell you is the risk of developing carpal tunnel is increased exponentially.:icon_wink

[Cunt Smasher]

I think I got the whole neighborhood covered.

[EvilMonkey71]

I think I got the whole neighborhood covered.

EW!

[wes mantooth]

I think I got the whole neighborhood covered.


Peter North?


:action-sm

[burky79]

lolcancer

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I've engaged in some preventative medical procedures at least 3x since I read this story

[DeltaPin]

I've engaged in some preventative medical procedures at least 3x since I read this story

Heavy doses of Hermione crotch shots?:icon_mrgr

[Got One?]

i think a majority of us have prepared for this prostate cancer situation enough that it'll roll over for generations.

[oandapartycock]

It's even more effective with women.
Apparently 100% of women who masturbate have never had prostate cancer.








Just sayin...

[Wilmington WOW]

hey now